On August 19, at approximately 2pm CST, the individual known as Trouble's a Bruin and his beloved bride entered the state of Louisiana. Several hours later, the LSU quarterback Jordan Jefferson was alleged to have been involved in a barfight within the same jurisdiction. A simple getaway weekend to New Orleans has apparently earned you the same fate T.A.B. endures on an annual basis. I am become death,the destroyer of quarterbacks.
While I wholeheartedly apologize to the LSU fanbase, this post also serves as a warning. I will be in Houston next week, where 10th year senior Case Keenum just grabbed his knee upon hearing this news. I also hear South Bend, Indiana is lovely this time of year. I also have my 20th high school reunion in Southern California at the end of September, where I shall stop in to Heritage Hall to use the urinal.
Consider yourselves warned.
Yours in Fuck Clemson,
Trouble's a Bruin