Stampy the Punterback, formally charged. Somehow, deep in the lard-clogged hearts of LSU fans, this doesn't really change your feelings about the game, does it? And that you might feel just as queasy putting Jordan Jefferson or Jarrett Lee out there, since LSU hasn't really had anything resembling a consistent passing game for a few years running, and you'll just win with the combo of stout defense, pounding run game, and a few Les Miles double-downs along the way? We don't mean "double-down" in the gambling sense, but in the Les Miles Double Down way, i.e. the sandwich he makes with two pieces of sod surrounding a rich Field Turf center.