THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/25/2011
by Spencer Hall on Aug 25, 2011 10:41 AM EDT
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PrintDON'T MAKE US LIKE YOU. If Charlie Weis just turns the corner and becomes TROLLie Weis for the duration, we may be forced into an emotional state bordering on...oh god...."like."
This is in response to Will Muschamp's presser last night where he said that yes, some starters would likely be losing their spots over a lackluster scrimmage. Watch it and continued to be astonished at the near perfect amalgam of Sabanish inflection and Mack Brown timing that is the Muschampian idiom, and how this actually all didn't sound as terrifying in person as it looked on paper.
****ADDENDUM THIS IS JASON LIESER TROLLING US AND THE WORLD AAAAHHHHH JASON LIESER YOU GENIUS WELL PLAYED AND WATCH YOUR ASS---the editorial staff.****
BLATANT HOMERISM, CONT'D: Bill previews Florida, and it all sounds just like it did going into the 2010 season minus "Urban Meyer's flex-time work arrangement and Addazio proxy." [Just vomited typing that!] So nothing's changed, and we're looking at a complete crapshoot landing anywhere between five and ten wins. In the grand historical course of things, that should be another blip in a long upward trend, hopefully, but HOLY SHIT LOOK AT OLE MISS.
Your souls, Ole Miss fans, are places of extreme violence and sorrow mixed with moments of irrational and doomed joy. We never knew you had to be so strong just to face another day, and apologize for almost all of the horrible things we said about you.
"WE HAVE HIM PUNT WITH HIS ARM, CALLER." Les Miles handles live radio heckling better than any coach in America, perhaps because he is so calm and collected, and perhaps because he doesn't know what's going on and really was thinking about moving Jordan Jefferson to punter. (EVERY PUNT IS A FAKE PUNT.) Meanwhile, future punter Jefferson had the police search his house yesterday, presumably looking for a shoe to match a footprint left on someone in the Shady's parking lot brawl.
Bonus LSU crime notice! The police are formally investigating a case where a fight with football players Zach Mettenberger and Sam Montgomery found themselves on the wrong end of a gun earlier this year. Repeating that: the LSU players were on the wrong end of the gun, i.e. the barrel end. (Via.)
NEVIN SHAPIRO HAS ALWAYS BEEN A DICK. He started young. He finished strong. Remember: being a dick doesn't happen overnight. It is the culmination of years of work, and of countless unsuspecting and defenseless people being punched in the face. (And of course his flag football team was "Public Enemies." Of course it was.)
Oh, and 12 Miami players may be ineligible for the opener against Maryland. The Butch-er's Dozen, if we can give a name to the act of suspending a good chunk of your roster immediately before game one. #RIPButchDavis
THIS IS BEFORE THE SHOT GIRLS ARRIVED, WE'RE CERTAIN. Dana Holgorsen talks up the troops in Morgantown in what was the calm before the storm. Oliver Luck can't funnel an entire sixer of Natty Lite? Oh, you thought wrong, sir, just like you thought wrong that you would never need an Andrew Luck matryoshka doll.
COMPUTERS EVEN GET SMARTER WATCHING FOOTBALL. They have a name for this program already, and it is called the pattern reading Cover 2 Nick Saban 3-4 defense. (Via.)
GOD DOES NOT ORGANIZE DEPTH CHARTS. Someone please remind Lache Seastrunk of this, and that every team ever has a white uniform variation.
THAT IS A QUALITY WHIP. Virginia Tech, stand up.
COWBOYS NEED LOVE, TOO. A series of Big 12 marital aids may not stave off a divorce of the conference's stormy plural marriage, but it is good for a few laughs along the way.
LES MILES SEES THE WORLD LIKE THIS. All the time, every day.
THE ONION DOES NOT WRITE FICTION. One day Brian Kelly will get them over that hump, but until he does Notre Dame will continue to lose to Notre Dame.
ETC: Purchased immediately and then repurchased just to make sure.
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FIRST!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 10:42 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
(step 2 towards becoming a shitty board)
after ASCII sigs that screw up the page
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to murder you
10 fucking laps around the field, right now. You’re back on the scout team.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
META-SHITTY COMMENT IS STILL SHITTY COMMENT
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Aug 25, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
Good god I hope that cup of water is for him and not me
/locks self in Theme Park bathroom.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Your subject line was poorly phrased.
“I’m going to straight up murder your ass”? Might have gotten away with that as an Anchorman reference.
Direct threat? No no no.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
I didn't take it as an actual threat
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't call it a direct threat
Now, if I had just said that and not made the scout team joke after? Yeah, that’s kind of unhinged.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Just stating my perceived reason for the shaking water.
At least you didn’t get the tiger.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
How fucking fascinating!
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
The glass of water on my desk does this
everytime a certain coworker walks by.
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Aug 25, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The glass of water on my desk does this
everytime there’s a 5.8 magnitude earthquake nearby.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
by Uga in DC on Aug 25, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Thats proly why i missed it.
A fat man twenty threeve months preganant with twin bear cubs person was walking nearby and i thought it was business as usual.
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Aug 25, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A manager at one of my my former workplaces
Was rather large. One day I was looking for him and ran into one of his buddies in the hallway, and asked him if he knew where X was. He pulled a marble out of his pocket and dropped it on the floor, and watched which way it rolled.
“That way,” he said.
/didhekeepamarbleinhispocketjustforthatjoke?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 25, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I'm going to murder you
Like a certain ESPN analyst in a room with five hookers (allegedly).
I Wish Every Day Was A Saturday.
by bagelfuzzynuts on Aug 25, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Flagged.
We are not the fucking AV club.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 25, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
I actually contemplated responding with CancerAIDS
But then realized that would make me no better than him.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm being persecuted for my belief system
trolling
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Trolling is a lot of what this board is all about
You just do it poorly.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
poorly?
look at the results!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Is there an official internet term
for when someone crashes and burns on a comment, then tries to defend it in the aftermath as “I was trolling you LOL!”?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 25, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I believe the term for that is "troll"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"I admit. I fucked up."
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 25, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If it's the opposite of trolling hard in the paint
Then I’d consider it a half-court brick.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
AKA: My Favorite NBA Jam Offensive Strategy!
What? Only 2 for 30 in the first half and down by 42 points?
Hello comeback mechanism I’m on fire with my 19 for 23 from beyond half court in the second half to win by two in the final seconds man I bet you are angry but wasn’t that fun lets play another!!
I don't mean to impose...
back-pedalling is something I've heard before
by softbatch on Aug 25, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NOT HERE
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Do you really think I really put up a genuine "first" post?
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
ah ah ah...in greek
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"
by Cranked_Irish on Aug 25, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Junior?!
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 25, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't care if it was genuine or sarcastic.
Don’t fucking do it. It’s not funny if you meant it, it’s not really funny if you’re mocking someone else’s over-the-top “FIRST!”ing, and it’s exponentially less funny if you’re doing it sarcastically but there’s no one to mock for it.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I don't know if there's a term for it
But there’s an official raeg comic for it:
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 25, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 25, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
can we get bans for "first" posts?
(see also, contentless “fuck Clemson” posts used as “firsts”)
@papaalphakilo
This concludes Tuesday’s episode of Everything Notre Dame Does Is News, So Deal With It. - Miz Holly
by PAK on Aug 25, 2011 10:50 AM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Haterz gunna hate
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
I still got this hammer, hoss.
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Aug 25, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 35 recs
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land....
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
by Uga in DC on Aug 25, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stop! Hammer time!
Fresh new posters, on the board
Make me say “Oh dear Lord!”
Thank you for blessing me
With an Aunt Stabby and a Fearless Lead
It feels good when your season goes down
A super dope commentariat all around
And I know EDSBS is such
And this is a board they can’t touch.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 25, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 29 recs
And that's word cause you know
Cant troll this.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
This subthread makes me think of the post Fearless Leader did a few months ago with Hammer
//shudders at that mental image
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
LOOK IN MY EYES MAN
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
*works it, then stumbles backwards off cliff GAMEOVERWTF*
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
....is that Karatika?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 25, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed it is, sirrah.
Jordan “Prince of Persia” Mechner’s first offering.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
REC FOR BEST APPLE IIE GAME EVER
Also hard as fuck once you got in the castle. Any time you had to change out of fighting stance and run, it was so nerve-wracking
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 25, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apart from that goddamn pet hawk and the cliff fail
How about killing the final boss and then approaching the princess in martial stance?
O_O
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK THAT HAWK
/high punch
/high kick
//mid kick
///dead
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 25, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Press K!
/brool story co
So, I remember we had it in our computer lab at school, back in the 3rd grade. Problem was, it was hard to get through the game in the short time we had in there allowed for playing it. When one of the guys in my class finally gets to the final boss, the entire class gathers round to see the end. Which is how we all learned what happens if you failed to show the princess her respect.
Wasn’t till much later that I ever worked out why the key to press was K, of all things.
Nick Bloomfield: First in trolling, first in shout outs, first in the hearts of the commentariat.
by SC-Gator on Aug 25, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We had the time limitation problem ourselves
There was a day camp I went to as a little kid that had a computer lab full of IIEs. Each period was something like 30 or 40 minutes. It was often just a race to see who could get the farthest.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 25, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Fun game
I’d watched so many people play it that I had the pattern memorized and won it on my third game.
/coolstorynerd
by DavidInOpelika on Aug 25, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
The other game we played was Oregon Trail, of course.
Time was a bit of an issue. You learned to hunt fast and to stop when you shot something big because you were going to need every bit of time you had to even have a shot at finishing. I actually won a school wide competition they did at the end of the year. Looking back I’d guess it was only because I’d played fast enough in class that I got a chance to go down the river several times where some of the other kids competing had probably never gotten that far before and wiped out.
Nick Bloomfield: First in trolling, first in shout outs, first in the hearts of the commentariat.
by SC-Gator on Aug 25, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Four Glorious Windows 95 Trails:
Oregon, Yukon, Africa, and Amazon
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yukon was good
Amazon was awful.
OH HAI LETS TAKE PICTURES.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 25, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You shut your mouth!
Dammit, those natives are dying of something or other and we need to help them with some kind of medicine!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK THOSE NATIVES
I’VE GOT GOLD TO FIND.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 25, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Didn't it start with some kind of fever dream
complete with jaguar hallucination? Heady stuff for 3rd graders
by bruinM on Aug 25, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Some of us C64 folks also fondly remember Seven Cities of Gold
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Surprised we don't see more Oregon Trail memes.
I’d do one but I’m at work, but there has to be a OU/OSU photo which features a “You have died of dysentery” popup.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
ACS used to do the "You die of dysentery" all the time
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Saw this t-shirt on a girl at Gamestop the other day.
I was impressed because she didn’t look old enough to actually play the game.
(I think. Do they still have it in school?)
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
by jwolf0 on Aug 26, 2011 7:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep, thassa rec!
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 26, 2011 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Bang bang Stabby's silver hammer came down upon the land
Bang bang Stabby’s silver hammer made sure the troll was banned whoawhoawhoawhoaaaaaa
/guitar solo
by Mango Stasi on Aug 25, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
Yep, thassa rec.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
That's great!
Now can you do one for the Stones? Stones > Beatles.
Yo, don't say nuthin'. I guess I'm just a freak.
Did ya hear about our dear Aunt Stabby? / Ev'rybody got to go
Did ya hear about our dear Aunt Stabby
The one that swings the banhammer?
She don’t give a hoot of a warning
wrapped up in a t-rex coat
She don’t go in the light of the morning
She’s split to make some SI posts
Talkin’ bout our dear Aunt Stabby
The one you’ve never seen before
Talkin’ bout our dear Aunt Stabby
Did you see her jump the spider wall
Roaring in the wind so loudly
Listen and you’ll hear her roar
Talkin’ ‘bout our dear Aunt Stabby
Ev’rybody got to go
Did you hear about our dear Aunt Stabby?
Well, honey, it’s no pregame show
Talkin’ ‘bout our dear Aunt Stabby,
the one you never seen before
Oh, don’t post that
Oh, don’t post that
Oh, don’t post that
Did you hear about our dear Aunt Stabby?
She’ll leave her footprints up and down your hall
Did you hear about our dear Aunt Stabby?
Did you see her make her midnight call
And if you catch our dear Aunt Stabby
She’ll steal your gifs from under your nose
Well, go easy with your shitty posting
She’ll stick her knife right down your throat
Baby, and it hurts!
by Mango Stasi on Aug 25, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I was fiddling with something like
If I
Get banhammered
Ooo yeah
I’m gonna fade away
But yours is far better.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 25, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
For the love of COTG use it
A couple of human sacrifices at the dawn of the season would be be both warranted and fitting.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 25, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Craig James took this cheer a bit too seriously.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There were some suspiciously lush lawns around SMU's campus
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
by Uga in DC on Aug 25, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Pour encourager les autres!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 25, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
My wife has taught all three of our kids
the “Blood makes the grass grow. Kill! Kill!” cheer. I’m a lucky man.
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
by PBCrook on Aug 25, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't let her go all druid on you....
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Funny...she didn't look Druish.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Aug 25, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
So Stonehenge was actually built that f*d up?
If moths had eyes, would they be happier? How do they know they’re not dead?
No joke: My wife and I decided that our families motto would be "Mobile, Agile, Hostile"
From Remember the Titans. We make the 7 year old boy and 3 year old girl say it with us.
//Good to have a wife from TX that appreciates football.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
by Uga in DC on Aug 25, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thats funny. She doesn't look Druish.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Beats "Winter Is Coming".
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Rec Flagged for Spoiler Alert, and LOL
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Sean Bean was in this show. Sean Bean in armor= walking meat
there is no spoiler there
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 25, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Was going to counter with "Sharpe's Rifles"
but he didn’t wear armor in that one.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 25, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Matter of fact, the only time I've Sean Bean not snuff it
Was in National Treasure (see how I cross-linked thar?)
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But he did end up going to prison......
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
You don't have a life insurance policy do you?
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
by Spencer Hall on Aug 25, 2011 11:04 AM EDT
by vineyarddawg on Aug 25, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
See the two "by" lines?
And the top one that actually has the wrong time on it?
/Can’t believe you fell for that
by vineyarddawg on Aug 25, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, the Harvard UGA fan, then.
Somebody fell for it.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 25, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Twas I
I’m sure if the banhammerin’ were happening, then we’d know about it pretty explicitly
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
This is the face David Bowie makes
Right before the song “Station to Station” kicks into nuclear-disco mode.
He knew intimately about all the quick and larger hitters in American football. Above all he liked the linebackers and other violent crushers. He worshiped the violent crush. (Barry Hannah, "The Agony of T. Bandini")
by NietzscheanSuperFrog on Aug 25, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
uuh, Im still here
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, you escaped death one time.
Count yourself lucky!
by vineyarddawg on Aug 25, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, it's like the Final Destination series
//worse yet, you might have to WATCH the series
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
by Uga in DC on Aug 25, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I think they've moved from unintentional comedy to intentional comedy.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 25, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Bruce Campbell vs. The Army of Darkness"
wonders whatever do you mean?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 25, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hay guys wanna see Final Destination 242a, in 3D?!!!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Surely they'll have 7 or 8 D's by then.
by President Camacho on Aug 25, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
replace all with "thur"
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"
by Cranked_Irish on Aug 25, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm so excited that Paranormal Activity is becoming the new Saw!
by Skerz90 on Aug 25, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The first P.A. was pretty good, I thought
How was the 2nd?
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
The wife refuses, but I'll have to find a time.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
The only question now is whether "Destination" or "Fantasy" will end first. Taking bets!
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now Death will be stalking me until it finally catches up?
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but on the brightside you will die in some monumental fashion
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
by Uga in DC on Aug 25, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was going to say cut the new kid some slack...
… but he seems awfully chirpy. And we all remember what happened the last time a Cougar smarted off.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 25, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Entertaining thread so far
Jordan Jefferson for Heisman!
by Gregatron on Aug 25, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i know rite?
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
No T-rex shower pic?
I knew the bright lights and big bucks would change you.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Fearless Leader appears to have it covered.
________________________________
"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Aug 25, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"If I had a Hammer I'd hammer in the mornin'" "I'd hammer in the evenin'"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 25, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Miss you, Aunt Stabby
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 25, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
....
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 25, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
I guess some people recognize genius when they see it. (no, it wasn’t me, i swear)
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I WANT THE TRUTH!
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 25, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
PLZ TO NOT HAVE
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Aug 25, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
We Now Interrupt Our Regulary Scheduled Wedding Planning
To tell you that this is singlehandedly the worst comment i have ever seen in my short time on this board. This type of comment, unsuccessful troll or not, should never leave the confines of your brain. In fact, if it even enters that realm, hit yourself in the head with a shovel until its gone, or you are uncontrollably drooling.
This concludes our PSA. Carry on.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 25, 2011 1:03 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions 7 recs
I'm flattered
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I'm flattened
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who were the 5 losses?
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 25, 2011 10:44 AM EDT reply actions 35 recs
:O
/We’ve gone down the rabbit hole people.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
We can only speculate as to the tie.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 25, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bondage Role Play that almost went wrong?
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We have a motive!
Post-loss blood raeg fueled murder. All we need now are the bodies. Buried in the Cortton Bowl?
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hmmm, plenty of hog-pens on the Fair Park grounds.....
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 25, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Aug 25, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
just found this
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BIG PICTURES ARE BIG
Where is Erik T when you need him? Seriously, resize people.
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 25, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Swear I put height=250 on that one. Derp.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Could it be?
If Nick Bloomfield were a hooker, I'm not even sure Craig James could kill him...
by veerbone on Aug 25, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
(Wins)-(hookers killed)-(bitch-ass sons spawned)
Mr. Simpson, this procedure could drastically increase your brain power, or it could possibly kill you.
Hmmm... Increase my killing power, eh? Let's do it!
by car.full.of.midgets on Aug 25, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Behold the ultimate entertainer:
TOMMYWISE!
/shitty online photo editor is shitty
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 25, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
So when will the Purdue, oops Derry, Ironworks explode?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 25, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know, but I fully expect to see the severed head Curtis Painter land in a nearby tree, teeth all encrusted with chocolate.
Motherfucker loves chocolate.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 25, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gah!!!
I appreciate the time invested in that ‘shop, but it’s a little too scary to rec.
by CincySooner on Aug 25, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Ole Miss will always be my 2nd favorite SEC team
Faulkner, the perpetual underdog status, beautiful campus, etc.
ain't nothin' finer in the land,
than a drunk, obnoxious georgia fan!
-based on my behavior after the 07 Sugar Bowl my girlfriend disagrees with this statement
-based on my behavior after the 09 LSU game, I'm lucky to still have said girlfriend
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 25, 2011 10:46 AM EDT reply actions
Who woulda thunk it?
A Georgia fan likes perpetual (six-feet-) underdogs.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Hey
We bury our dogs above ground, sirrah.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 25, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Huh?
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 25, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
dividing by zero is right up new orleans' alley
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 25, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The insides of the buildings are mostly crap.
The facades do look nice though.
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Aug 25, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
TROLLie Weis is just in it for the endorsements.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Aug 25, 2011 10:49 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Best flavor Trolli:
Peach or Sour Apple?
Mr. Simpson, this procedure could drastically increase your brain power, or it could possibly kill you.
Hmmm... Increase my killing power, eh? Let's do it!
by car.full.of.midgets on Aug 25, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
hey congrats on your promotion to authorship
by softbatch on Aug 25, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thank you
It’s something I have not fully come to terms with yet.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Aug 25, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
ATTENTION HIVEMIND
I’ll be spending a week in Dallas for training next month. Please to have food recommendations? Except BBQ of course, because they barbecue beef, and that shit ain’t right.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 25, 2011 10:52 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
flagged
Brisket is the tits. It ain’t pork but it is awesome.
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 25, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Brisket is good, it's just not BBQ to us
ain't nothin' finer in the land,
than a drunk, obnoxious georgia fan!
-based on my behavior after the 07 Sugar Bowl my girlfriend disagrees with this statement
-based on my behavior after the 09 LSU game, I'm lucky to still have said girlfriend
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 25, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Get a hotel in Fort Worth and pack a lunch everyday.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 25, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Shitty food is shitty.
Bob’s steakhouse if you arent lolpoors
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
He's got a point
Every restaurant I loved in Dallas was scattered all over the map (Patrizio in Highland Park, Tillman’s and Gloria’s in Oak Cliff, Fireside Pies in Uptown) have all opened up locations within walking distance of one another on West 7th Street in Fort Worth. If you want to sample Dallas cuisine, go to Fort Worth.
He knew intimately about all the quick and larger hitters in American football. Above all he liked the linebackers and other violent crushers. He worshiped the violent crush. (Barry Hannah, "The Agony of T. Bandini")
by NietzscheanSuperFrog on Aug 25, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Try it - try it, you will see!
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 25, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What's your budget?
I’m generally not big on Dallas-area BBQ either (I’m a Kansas City gal originally), but the Lockhart Smokehouse, which recently opened, are purveyors of the best Central Texas BBQ (Kruez Market). Their dry rubbed pork ribs and sausage are awesome, served on butcher paper with no forks or sauce. In the Bishop Arts District, along with the excellent Tillman’s Roadhouse and Hatties.
Dallas is a big city with lots of restaurants. All depends on what yer hankerin’ for and how far you want to drive.
I don't start with the company till monday
So I don’t know much about the trip (car vs cab, per diem, etc), but ribs are definitely agreeable. I figure there also has to be some good authentic, cheap Mexican that close to the border too, right?
/racisto
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 25, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
"That close to the Border"
Check the scale on your map. Closed Border is a 400 miles away.
And, besides, by the time they get to Dallas they are all gentrified.
I'm from atlanta
So it is considerably closer to the border than I am
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 25, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
WAIT
WE HAVE SMU IN THE HOUSE
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
Mmmm, loves me some cabrito....
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
i've only been to Big D once
but this place was pretty damn impressive. great service, quality food, and oustanding bar and cigars.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Aug 25, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Do you like gladiator movies?
by DavidInOpelika on Aug 25, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do you like me?
Do you really, really like me?
DO YA LOVE ME? DO YA LOVE ME?
Now…that I…can dance…WATCH ME NOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp6j5HJ-Cok
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 25, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Uncle Julio's is good Tex Mex.
For DFW, of course.
by TheBlackAttack on Aug 25, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
And for the poors, of course
//notre dame’d
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Of course
I just assumed he was the poors because he’s going to training.
///Rich people don’t work for their money
///Their money works for them
///richdadpoordad’d
by TheBlackAttack on Aug 25, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
The first question to ask
And, unless I missed it, no one has, where in Dallas are you staying, roughly?
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 25, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m not sure yet. Haven’t even booked the flight yet. I did look up and find that they have a few In n Outs around town, so if I end up near one, ZOMG never had one before.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 25, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, they just opened in the past couple of months
Herrera’s on Maple, near downtown, is my favorite Tex-Mex.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 25, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
We may be at a point
where the Purdue doesn’t exist joke needs to be retired just because their constant string of ACL injuries to key players needs to be acknowledged.
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
NORTHEAST HURRICANE WATCH Y'ALL
Seriously, people around here are really starting to freak out. There’s talk of possible hurricane force winds in my area, I’m about 10 miles from Midtown Manhattan. No threat of storm surge obviously, but theres a lot of places around here very flood prone. Me and my friend actually contemplated going to Hoboken and riding out the storm at Stevens Institute so we could see the river act badass but I don’t think that will be possible any longer. Everyone around here is really hoping the storm hits the Carolina’s before hitting here and doesn’t take a direct track to NYC without hitting any land and retaining a lot of strength. People are worried that it could be as bad or worse than the Long Island Express Hurricane back in 1938. Best case scenario people talk about now is a Hurricane Gloria scenario.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 10:56 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Seriously though
Earthquake and Hurricane in one week. Possible Tornadoes in New England. What the fuck is up with this week.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
foreveralone.jpg
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Can haz nice calm fall?
LOL NO SIR HAVE ALL THE NATURAL DISASTERS
by Erik T on Aug 25, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's been quite pleasant in Omaha this week
Aside from freakish hailstorms, unexpected overnight 7" rainfalls, and the small matter of that river to the east still being threeve miles wide.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 25, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
this might be the first time ever I can say this:
Lol why don’t you just move to Chicago, the weather here is (has been) great (this week)
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Some bratty 12 year old must have gotten a hold of Sim City: Real Life
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 25, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sim City?
All the disasters? ALL. THE. DISASTERS.
I thought it was funny that one of SimCity2000’s disaster scenarios was Flint, because it sucked so much.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 25, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
SHRINK DOWN YOUR GOD DAMN PICTURES.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 25, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
i've never ridden out a storm in a built up area
but regular advice to board up / tape windows stands. get some basic foodstuffs, propane for grill/cooker, and likker.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 25, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We live in an apartment building
We have massive walk through patio door, and MASSIVE five foot tall windows in bedrooms and living rooms. Brick facade. We is fucked.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Where do you live?
"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"
Bloomfield
The Passaic River likes to flood after 3 days of drizzle. It’s going to be fucking bad in Essex County flooding wise.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
In an apartment building.
Pay attention
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
For likker suggestion, would Krakken be too ironic, given that it's a hurricane?
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
The storm would likely approve of the choice and have mercy on you.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 25, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It can't hurt to try, no?
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
/popscollar
/pulls down RayBans
/throws “hurricane party” serving….. HURRICANES
/lols
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Having been thru two, here's my advice
Taping “X” on your window doesn’t really help, it just help you find all the glass shards in one place. And it leaves residue on your windows forever.
Don’t evacuate unless you’re required to (or you’re within 10 miles of the coast or so), the evacuation is almost always worse than the storm itself.
Have an interoir room (no windows) available to hang out in for a few hours if shit starts to get real.
Be prepared for no electricity, i was out for 3 weeks after Ike!
FIll up your tub so that you’ll have water to flush the toilet in case water goes out. My water was only out for about a day though.
Have drinking water, radio, batteries, candles, card games (you will use all of this if power goes out, it gets really boring)
Good luck!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
oh, if you really want to protect your windows, you gotta put plywood over them
I didn’t put any over mine and i was fine. the eye went right over my house and I’m about 40 miles inland.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
When you buy a house by Mobile Bay...
I think they make you go to Lowe’s and get the plywood cut for all your windows before you can go to the closing. I don’t know how I’d deal with a hurricane if they came every 15-20 years instead of possibly being annual events. Good luck to you New Englanders.
"The intensity of the dump was the problem" - Nick Saban
by Bazarov, the Last Romanov on Aug 25, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the plywood window covers came with my house when i bought it
/wind insurance’d
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 25, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
plywood window covers
never knew this existed.
Do they go inside or outside?
How are they affixed?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
On the outside
I think there’s an A&M derp photo of their nailing plywood boards on the inside. Guess that works if you’re willing to write off the windows to stop the glass from coming in.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
My dad (S. Florida)
did pre-drilled holes with bolts. Goes in much cleaner, quicker. But then you always have the holes (which can be covered). Makes sense in SoFla.
28-27=1
by ChemE93 on Aug 25, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
this
that is how mine are laid out. easy to put up & take down
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 25, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
The sill
if you can…but siding otherwise. Nail holes are easy to fix afterwards. And put in a healthy number.
They actually have
plywood hurricane clips which don’t need to be nailed. They’re pretty much sold at every hardware store. No damage to window sills – no nailing.
/wishIhadthepatent
by hobe g8r on Aug 25, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
PlyLox
There are better and easier methods to protect windows and doors, but they are more expensive, and certainly not a good option when staring down the barrel of a storm in the next 24-48 hours. This will get you going without having to drill into your siding. Also, screws, not nails.
Yo, don't say nuthin'. I guess I'm just a freak.
Amazingly, in 17 years living in Mobile, we've never covered the windows.
She said, knocking on wood, ever mindful of the giant pine tree that is sure to come through the 2-story windows in the den one day.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
WHY HELLO THERE OLD FRIEND
You’d never be mean to me… would you?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 25, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
GAHHHH!!! Evil tree is evil!
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 25, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Fellow Mobilian...where to high school, you?
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 25, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, thou dost ask the only relevant question.
St. Paul’s. You?
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Thou are elitist!...Mobile Christian
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 25, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Serious comment: Do what this man says.
Good luck to all of you up north.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This man speaks the truth
Rode out Ike as well with minimal discomfort…(lived in NW Houston at the time). Actually, I slept through it since it didn’t make land fall until late I night.
Last thing to add to his list
FILL UP YOUR GAS TANK, NOW. If the power goes out that means the pumps won’t work. (And find an above ground garage to put it in)
by Phocion on Aug 25, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"Above ground garage"?
Do you mean one on a second story, or one that’s not underground? (I’ve never seen either)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Just realized you might mean parking deck
Which actually wouldn’t sound like a bad idea
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Exactly
I parked my car in Compaq’s parking structure a mile or so away…we kept the SUV in our garage. Figured we would have a better chance getting that around the neighborhood if there were a ton of downed trees and get that one later. Plus, if the roof did fall in on our garage, both cars wouldn’t be destroyed.
by Phocion on Aug 25, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mom is already filling cars
Again, Apartment so we don’t have a garage. I am starting to now think we are in the absolute worst kind of building to be in for a hurricane.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I rode out Charley in '04 on the third floor of a condo in New Smyrna
Granted, it was down to Cat 1 by then and approaching from over land, not from the sea, so the wind was blowing against the wall and not the windows, but it was still an interesting experience. Played a lot of checkers with the ex’s dad and brother at the table while ex and her mom were in the bathtub.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 25, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
REC'd FOR FULL GAS TANK
how could i forget? ALso, even with power all the stations will be empty from everyone trying to evacuate.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Fill up your gas tank, you say?
I can help with that? I did graduate from THE University of South Carolina AND Lane Kiffin endorsed did our Petroleum Management program. I’m just saying, look no further. Because I am WELL equipped to handle this situation and I am the best damn person for this job.
CockyScar, trending like Andiambro's BAC.
by Cocky Scar on Aug 25, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
thassa rec, and some quality Kiffykins trolling.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Proud to make this green
I will ALWAYS rec trolling of Kiffykins
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
And one more thing
Hurricane Andrew taught us that once the garage door failed, it lead to roof failure. If you park your car in the garage, I would back it up so that it actually touches the garage door for additional bracing. The door will pulse dramatically and you want to help support it from blowing in. There are braces you can buy that support the garage door from the inside.
/learnedthehardway
by hobe g8r on Aug 25, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is true
I saw more than a few buckled in garage doors after Ike.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
open all the windows
so the wind flows right through.
by Hugh G. Rection on Aug 25, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
And the uplift can tear your roof off.
Keep your windows and doors closed and braced.
Yo, don't say nuthin'. I guess I'm just a freak.
I was going to assume that was sarcasm.
But yeah, opening the windows is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad idea (whether hurricane or tornado). Best case scenario, it won’t help and it lets the rain in (and wastes valuable time you could be using getting to shelter). Worst case, the air rushing in blows out the opposite wall or the roof.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Also
Based on my South Beach experience with Katrina and Wilma: Cigarettes, vodka, condoms, tuna and lube will sell out at the local CVS. Not necessarily in that order.
Bitches don't know bout my interrogatories.
Same here
But they’re updating because it keeps looking more and more like the hurricane won’t make landfall until NYC rather than softening itself up in the Outer Banks.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I live in Hoboken
They are telling people to evacuate. My apartment is in a basement, we’re fucked.
Might have to sandbag the front of the building
"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"
by metsman07 on Aug 25, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're telling Hoboken to evacuate?
I’m shocked, I haven’t even heard of Cape May County evacuating yet and they’re way worse off. I mean, in Hoboken you can always ride out on Steven’s campus, that cliff is like 50 feet above the river level.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My apartment flooded 2 weeks ago
The drainage sucks.
"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"
I think they're telling people to evacuate BECAUSE it's Hoboken
/Jersey joke is easy
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Yes, yes Jersey joke is easy
Trust me, I’m a New Yorker by birth. I catch a lot of shit for living across the river (certainly more than going to HS in Memphis even).
This could get bad though.
"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"
Hoboken is actually one of the nice places.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, yes it is.
I’m usually pretty level-headed about storms and stuff like this, but this one legit freaks me out. The drainage system in Hoboken is probably less efficient than Ancient Rome’s aquaducts.
"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"
by metsman07 on Aug 25, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I live in Maryland, right outside DC, and I'm sure we're going to lose power
But I will pour a 40 out to COTG to keep you yankees safe
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Is that Alton Brown on the right?
or The Proclaimers?
Yo, don't say nuthin'. I guess I'm just a freak.
by DrBundy on Aug 25, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for Kennedy
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 25, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Aahhhh, Kennedy.
My least favorite VeeJay ever. I was always a Martha Quinn guy. Adam Curry had better hair, though.
Yo, don't say nuthin'. I guess I'm just a freak.
An ITM for Adam Curry and a rec.
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 25, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Hearing evacuation suggestion for NYC as well
Shit just got real
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
NickBloomfield is My Hero.
I'd dive into freezing water just so she'll warm me up
Craziest thing is…she was just 17 when they filmed that movie.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 25, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
16 will get you 20
but that’s allright.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Emmy Rossum and was just surprised by that. She looked like 23 or so
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 25, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Well you do the math. It came out a year or two later.
FYI: The stat on her age in Day After Tomorrow was in the Entertainment Weekly iirc. “Up & coming young actress of the moment!” type of article.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 25, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm ashamed of myself for watching The Phantom of the Opera
by 49er16 on Aug 25, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's certainly no Mr. Holland's Opus
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 25, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
One of Mrs MtnEer's favorite movies.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
But not to be confused with Berk Breathed's Opus
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
The fact that this exists is borderline terrifying
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 25, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Ok
That looks like it massively underestimates everything. Manhattan is basically fucking flat. The storm surge would inundate EVERYTHING, not just the two city blocks on each side. and not above midtown. Seriously, wtf?
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That was basically my thought
I’ve only been to Manhattan once, but I didn’t notice much in the way of hilliness.
This is a little higher end than the EM stuff I do, but it seems like this only makes sense if they’re assuming that Long Island and Staten Island are going to block the surge rather than funnel it into Manhattan.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 25, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Uptown is very hilly...
Surge probably won’t really affect much above the 70s
"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"
by metsman07 on Aug 25, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It feels that way because your sight lines at ground level are so short and building heights vary significantly but
the elevation change between Battery Park and say, Central Park is more than 80 feet.
Velocitas eradico
by The_Tusk on Aug 25, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I could see that
But I don’t see how Times Square could possibly be more than 30 feet above river level.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Even if it isn't, flooding can't make it any worse than it is.
/hipsterIlikeditbetterbeforetheyDisney’dit
Velocitas eradico
by The_Tusk on Aug 25, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Roosevelt passes under the UN building but above the river.
It’s taller than you think.
Eight year old me made the hike from the UN to Times Square which was uphill.
by DavidInOpelika on Aug 25, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're not evacuating Hoboken
The mayor said she’s “considering an evacuation” and told residents who can to move their stuff to higher ground and those who can’t might want to get out of town.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
From what I've read is that flooding will be a major issue
Since there’s already been a lot of rain in the Northeast
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/looks outside
/80ish and no humidity, not a cloud in the sky
//knows COTG will balance things out come winter
by Mango Stasi on Aug 25, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Gorgeous day in Indiana
/suddenly remembers he is in Indiana
//haz a sad
///pours a 40 (of ranch)
IndyDevil's Twitter
Bud Light salutes you, Nick Bloomfield!
The Long Island Express came with no warning
It will be hard to top that.
28-27=1
by ChemE93 on Aug 25, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Doesn't matter what kind of warning there is
The property damage and flooding from this could top that.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I figured
Nah it won’t be that bad of course.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Wikipedia says that 600 people or so died
Besides Hurricane Katrina, which was an entire city getting flooded, not nearly that many people have died in the modern era from a hurricane
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Keep in mind...
that was the flooding that did most of that, not the Hurricane, per se.
Since NYC obviously isn’t below sea level the flooding, should it be bad, won’t hang around too long.
by Phocion on Aug 25, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
PER-FUCKIN-FECT
Flight to NYC tomorrow morning…returning Monday night. Yay….great time for a long weekend vacation!
You're not leaving Monday night.
JUST A HUNCH GOOD BUDDY!
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
"That's the impression that I get."
Whenever I read this line, I read it in the same inflection as the Mighty, Mighty Bosstones.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Flagged for making me remember the late '90s
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 25, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
We wont be held responible
We were merely freshmen.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I finally saw the sign
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Aug 25, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You mean rec'd
We all loved the late 90’s. Don’t lie.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not yet nostalgic for the brief, shining moment
that ska and swing were sort of popular/mainstream.
/owned Brian Setzer CD
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 25, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
/hears Lou Bega's Mambo #5 threeve times a day on VH1
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 25, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If ska came back I would embrace it wholeheartedly.
@papaalphakilo
This concludes Tuesday’s episode of Everything Notre Dame Does Is News, So Deal With It. - Miz Holly
We just lost our drummer...
…to a Pentecostal ska band.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 25, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Roots ska!!!!! desmond Dekker and The Aces
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Prince Buster
FTW
"The intensity of the dump was the problem" - Nick Saban
by Bazarov, the Last Romanov on Aug 25, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Older even
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you for taking me back to my sophomore year in high school!
Skinny ties, bomber jackets, and a sweet 1966 Vespa 150
/All. The. Selector.
If moths had eyes, would they be happier? How do they know they’re not dead?
Worst part of growing up down South
I didn’t get 2-Tone until, like, 2007.
#teamSuggs
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
TOOTS! He's actually reggae, but what the hell... Issa rec
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Bob Marley explains it all
The difference between Ska, Rocksteady and Reggae
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends on which side of the eye you're on.
If it passes east of you, a north-facing window will be taking the wind head on. If it passes west, all the wind will be from the other side of the building.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Most of the eastern half of the storm is projected to be out over the water, so if it stays on that path the north side of the building is going to get battered
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I'm in Brooklyn
and I’m fairly sure the roof of my building would collapse in a hurricane…
Should be a fun weekend! I can see hipster hurricane parties now
by QuietHourBackflips on Aug 25, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn Hipsters
"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"
Stay safe, pay attention to the weather
by Mango Stasi on Aug 25, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Thanks, shall do
I have some family in NJ, so I may try to find a way out there on Saturday if need be. Or just hitch a ride with any of my friends who have cars. But hopefully it won’t come to that
by QuietHourBackflips on Aug 25, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I may be doing the same and heading to Westchester
This sucks.
"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"
If you're gonna try to come out here
Don’t wait until Saturday.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I can see Hipster's going to Brighton Beach to check out the waves.
They will not be missed.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Pssh...
everyone knows Rockaway is the hip place to be this summer
One can only imagine the horrible things that a hurricane would wash up on to the shores of Brighton Beach. BEACH WHISTLES EVERYWHERE!
by QuietHourBackflips on Aug 25, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Everyone around here is really hoping the storm hits the Carolina’s before hitting here..."
that’s real nice, I’m sure all Carolinians appreciate the warm sentiment.
/fuckingyankees
//notallofthemjustthedicks
by tommybowden.can.suck.it on Aug 25, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, it looks like
Irene may be beginning an eyewall replacement cycle (basically a new, broader ring of thunderstorms chokes off and replaces the old eyewall, creating a “new” eye; the storm’s central pressure briefly rises during this time before re-strengthening occurs). However, this may be great timing, as it’s passing over the Northern Bahamas, where there’s a good number of people and where the water was warm enough (upper 80s) to allow for rapid strengthening, and a huge drop in pressure and rise in wind speed that could have taken it to Cat 4 strength as it approached North Carolina. Let’s hope that really is the case and that we’ll be dealing with, at worst, a Cat 1 or 2 by the time it reaches the northeast.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 25, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Category at landfall doesn't really matter.
If it was strong before, it’ll still be pushing a large storm surge ahead of it, and in Irene’s case, a large wind field can make a larger storm surge, too. See: Hurricane Ike.
by softbatch on Aug 25, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I know.
At least the winds at the core won’t be as high (if the eye makes landfall at all). And yeah, it’s a huge hurricane in terms of area, so it’s going to generate a great deal of surge and a lot of rain (and probably inland flooding, even if it does turn back to sea as the models suggest). Katrina was another good example, since it was only a Cat 3 at landfall, but was a large hurricane and devastated the coast with its surge and the flooding rains it caused, in addition to still having Cat 3 winds. (And spawning tornadoes, one of the strongest of which missed my dad’s office by less than a mile. Completely wiped out a few buildings down the street. F2.)
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 25, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NYC implementing plans to evacuate everyone in low lying area if need be
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ike had a 23 ft storm surge, it was a record
so, yeah, get higher than that
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you're gonna go, do not wait until Saturday
Unless you enjoy getting a folding chair out of your trunk and tailgating on the interstate because it’s become a parking lot.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Aug 25, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If I recall correctly the entire city of Houston was evacuated before Rita
That said I would imagine Houston’s infrastructure is more suited for people GTFOing than New York’s.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Exactly.
Bridges and tunnels make for limited escape routes.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
There are only 4 ways out going west from NYC
The Holland and Lincoln Tunnels (Both go to either I-95 or Route 3 West)
GWB (I-80 West)
And the Tappan Zee.
Here are the issues. The Lincoln and Holland may flood TODAY from storms that are passing through today. Also, they are not high volume roadways, and would require reversing lanes. The GWB is the highest volume way out, and the best. The Tappan Zee is very far north of the city but the least congested.
The issue here though, is that a lot of the population doesn’t fucking drive. More than half of everyone that would need to get out take trains and buses. Buses have the same issues that the cars do. The trains? There’s only one fucking train tunnel out, and two stations. You’re either going to Penn Station in Newark, or Secacus Junction and you would need to then find a way out of THERE too.
Going East is a no go, and going north will only put you further in the path of the storm.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Would buses be more efficient than cars? More people per amount of vehicle space on the highway, although they'll also have personal effects
Trains would also be a huge issue, and the tunnels would also potentially be a problem.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now we've got Ferries and the Dark Knight scenario
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 25, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Take Metro North north and inland
Into Westchester/Putnam county..probably best bet.
"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"
live in Darien
/NDNation solution
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's raining like hell here.
The Post Rd. Metro North viaduct is already flooded. That should drain out…. never.
by Grib on Aug 25, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder how things are at the Vineyard, honestly
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket websites are saying to hold on for more info as of now
I assume as it gets more certain where Irene goes they will be the first to act.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
But the lines for that routes are low volume.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Just don't take the Van Wyck
They say no one’s ever beaten the Van Wyck.
28-27=1
by ChemE93 on Aug 25, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
North at least gets you inland, though.
That would help immensely. If you can stay on the left side of the storm’s path, you’re in better shape because the storm’s forward motion is opposite the wind (that’s why the right side, and especially the right front quadrant, pretty much always has a larger hurricane-force wind radius).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
You'd be surprised
It took some people two days to get out of town for Rita. No city is really built for optimal GTFO’ing millions of people on just a couple evac routes.
by TheBlackAttack on Aug 25, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Really? They've had I-16 from Savannah to Macon designed to do that for YEARS. Probably since right after Hugo.
And the Savannah area rarely sees anything like serious evacuation scenarios.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 25, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Consider
Houston is 60 miles inland from Galveston…plus…Direct hits to Houston are rare. So, most people don’t evacuate Houston when hurricanes get close. Even when lesser ones hit Galveston; Galveston people just head to Houston. It pretty much takes a large category hurricane to directly hit Houston before large numbers decide to hit the road. With that storm, it happened, and apparently nobody had thought it through. The scene on the highways in all directions was ridiculous. Now they have a plan and open the counterflow lanes towards SA, Austin, and Dallas for miles and miles.
*And I was mistaken. I meant Hurricane Rita (in 2005), not Ike (2008). So they have had that plan for the last 5 or 6 years.
by Phocion on Aug 25, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rita was a special case because it was right after Katrina
So everyone in Houston who’d never been through a hurricane before was all freaked uot that the same thing would happen. There were people in the Woodlands (100+ mi inland) “evacuating” it was crazy. I stay in my place near downtown and the whole city was a ghost town. People who tried to leave were stuck on the highway for days, a bunch of people were killed when a bus caught fire from idleing for so long. For Ike, nobody left unless they had to since the Rita evac had been such a disaster.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
In laws live in Macon.
That stretch of I-16 rivals the Orangeburg to Charleston stretch of I-26 as THE MOST BORING stretch of road in the Southeast.
However, damn good fried chicken and potato wedges at the Dublin exit gas station.
by El_Cid_99 on Aug 25, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahaha
that was so fucked up….People went nowhere fast…that was the epitome of parking on the interstate. getting out early would be your best bet.
If you are thinking about leaving on Saturday, do it Friday night. Possibly middle of the night to miss all the afterworkers and the early morning crowd. Set alarm, leave 3am or so…should give a good chance of having clear roads.
by Phocion on Aug 25, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, Good Lord.
Percent chances; Location, speed, 72 hrs, 96 hrs, 120 hrs
NEW YORK CITY 34 kts 20(20) 26(46) X(46)
NEW YORK CITY 50 kts 3( 3) 12(15) X(15)
NEW YORK CITY 64 kts X( X) 2( 2) X( 2)
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 25, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Typical urban elitest attitude:
Hope the disaster hits the poors down south and expends itself on them so that the Manhattanites’ arugula won’t spoil if the power goes out.
I’d like to see what 120 mph winds between all those tall buildings would look like!
/incaseitsnecessary
//sarc
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 25, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Personally, I kinda want it to hit here full strength because I like wicked powerful storms
Stupid I know but shit, living in the Northeast this is a once every 3 decades chance to see something like this.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've never been in a super-mega storm, but I've had enough inland tropical storms to second this
If your power goes it, you basically just sit in a really hot house, in the dark. Find some good books.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have a close friend that rode out Andrew
in Homestead, FL. He was a devout atheist until that night. He found Jesus that night. He found his cat 6 weeks later. He still hasn’t found his house. Like softbatch says, it will probably be mind-numbingly boring. Or you could say 3 rosaries in 5 minutes. Good luck, whatever happens.
Yo, don't say nuthin'. I guess I'm just a freak.
tape the windows! you know the maintenance crews are doing that
they get some pretty high windspeed with the taller buildings already though, right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Wouldn't the tall buildings funnel the wind through the streets?
Every time I’ve been in a big city it’s felt like a wind tunnel downtown, especially in Lower Manhattan where the streets are like canyons.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yes. like Chicago
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Second'd on this.
When I lived there for law school, it was . . . brisk.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
by Uga in DC on Aug 25, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Be observant
when the locals stop to cross the street 10 yards from the corner, there’s a reason…because they don’t care to get blown sideways through the intersection by the crosswind.
by Phocion on Aug 25, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently for every 30 stories in the air
Add a category to the storm. So the top of the Empire State Building could experience what amounts to a Category 4 or 5.
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
which has happened before
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This is what happend during Ike downtown H
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Listen, the mud soup and the charcoal arugula are outrageous at Texarkana.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 25, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Texarkana is a real beehive of activity.
I saw Ivana Trump there.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
CSB Time
This italian place in Woodstock, GA has a pizza with prosciutto, fontina, mozarella, and arugula. It is the shit. Best pizza ever.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Zucco's?
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Vingenzo's
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I had to laugh yesterday when Ed Cunningham suggested that da U play their guys in question
because it wouldn’t be fair to Al Golden and they were going to get hammered anyway. That kind of genius analysis isn’t available just anywhere folks! That is Bristol at its finest! This is the same crew that wanted the Death Penalty for Ohio State. I think that Miami would want to cooperate as much as possible to keep the penalties from being more than a decade in length.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 25, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions
I totally agree
Who would KNOWINGLY use players in likely violation of NCAA rules? Unheard of, I tell you.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Aug 25, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Im glad someone else saw this.
Its just not fair to Al Golden! So just give the finger to the NCAA! That should help!
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Who wanted the death penalty for Ohio State?
I mean — besides me. And that was true even back when people thought Tressel was a saint.
The simultaneous world-beater/martyr complex is both tired and played out. (Regionally, Marshall fans basically trademarked it back when it was still indie, man.)
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 25, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can support this.......
………..but only if UNC gets to warm Old Sparky up first
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
Last night, ESPN ran a crawl mentioning the proposed NCAA/Sheridan discussion
which I think means they’ve given that and the Miami story equal coverage.
28-27=1
Oklahoma State Football
Ropin’ the wind.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 10:58 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Coach, during the week you mentioned that you spent a lot of time with the film in preparation for Dr. Octopus. What happened?
Well…
You know, here, ok, we predicate our superhero on being an extension of the radioactive spiders, ok? So, you know, I think we had the right superhero in there, ok, and we had him looking at Robotic Appendage No. 6, but he swung from the Art Deco skyscraper, and, you know, alls I’m saying is, maybe if he goes for a different titanium cybernetic arm there, you know, maybe it’s a different fate of the universe.
Do. Not. Eff. This. Up.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 25, 2011 11:00 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Of course
If the Green Goblin, who had a decided schematic advantage, had just run the play as I called it and not been impaled by his own glider, we wouldnt be talking about this.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But God will also pull you out of the storm before it happens. I felt like something was about to go down, and God wanted me to get up out of there.
Some will read NCAA implications into Lache Seastrunk’s statement, but I would submit that Lache is just a big Billy Joel fan. And as everyone on EDSBS knows, that would mean that he literally thought a storm was coming to Eugene, because Billy Joel doesn’t do metaphor.
(oh god, the things I tell myself to get to sleep)
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 25, 2011 11:01 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Or maybe this is a kid who picked his school based on a dream his dad had
And wanted to give some sweeping justification for leaving. Take a deep breath, and dont worry about it too much.
by emc503 on Aug 25, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's true.
Seastrunk gets pumped up before every scout team meeting by listening to his favorite song, “The Confusing Tricycle Not Named Billy Joel.”
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Aug 25, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whoever bought those matroyshkas got ripped
I’ve got UGA dolls that look much better than that crap. Probably bought it in a tourist shop that all the cruise ships disembark at.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 11:02 AM EDT reply actions
I new that chart looked familiar
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=chart+of+us+gdp&rlz=1W1ADFA_en&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=2608l5917l0l6249l15l10l0l1l1l0l400l2183l0.1.5.1.1l8l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1600&bih=656&wrapid=tlif131433127738110&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
What's the deal with observational comedy?
Let's try that again
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 25, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I came here expecting to find...
that EDSBS readers have come up with other clever school-specific masterbatory aids. I’m very disappointed.
I do find it a little funny that Okie State fans are making fun of Tech fans (herpes reference) and A&M fans (sheep reference). Have you been to Stillwater? Maybe their preferred aid should be a meth house, or the creepy Burger King mascot (I mean, there are few creepier mascots than the shiny plastic giant headed cowboy Okie State subjects everyone to).
by DiamondM on Aug 25, 2011 11:07 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. The. Commentariat. Today.
by emc503 on Aug 25, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
Truffle Shuffle's success
has drawn in the non-AQ Texas school hordes.
Mr. Simpson, this procedure could drastically increase your brain power, or it could possibly kill you.
Hmmm... Increase my killing power, eh? Let's do it!
by car.full.of.midgets on Aug 25, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This business will get out of control.
UT-San Antonio will go FBS, and we’ll all be lucky to live through it.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 25, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Lamar U is gonna troll the shit out of this bitch
ain't nothin' finer in the land,
than a drunk, obnoxious georgia fan!
-based on my behavior after the 07 Sugar Bowl my girlfriend disagrees with this statement
-based on my behavior after the 09 LSU game, I'm lucky to still have said girlfriend
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 25, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm just gonna go ahead and say it
JC001 was the pied piper of moron commenters.
by emc503 on Aug 25, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
A harbinger of derp?
Mr. Simpson, this procedure could drastically increase your brain power, or it could possibly kill you.
Hmmm... Increase my killing power, eh? Let's do it!
by car.full.of.midgets on Aug 25, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Auto-rec for Col. Nicholson
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 25, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Wrong movie, though
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 25, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec
been too long since i have seen that
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 25, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
LOVE THAT MOVIE
ALL 17 HOURS OF IT
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 25, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
The infestation has begun.
We may already be too late. By tomorrow this place could be full-blown ESPN.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 25, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Sorry to disappoint.
Based on your picture I can only assume you’ve become jaded by your sordid past of aiding and abetting felony murders.
Death is the only great adventure I have left. - Capt. James T. Hook
by TFish on Aug 25, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 25, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice ride but
is the Ostrich grown in Blacksburg?
Son, that’s Pitt. You hate Pitt now. You hate Pitt tomorrow. You hate Pitt until the day you die. After that, you will hate Pitt for eternity.’ — Jack Fleming’s Mom
by dubveeyou on Aug 25, 2011 11:09 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Negative, Ghostrider.
Pattern is full.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 25, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Negative Ghost Rider you say?
I give you Nic Cage.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Negative Nic Cage, you say?
I give you his last 10 movies.
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 25, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I give you all his movies
but Im keeping Raising Arizona.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
FLAGGED
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 25, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Hang onto Adaptation and Leaving Las Vegas also.
Kill the rest with fire.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 25, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HATERZ MAY HATE AWAY but
I love watching both “The Rock” and “National Treasure”
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
National Treasure rec.
Those are both fun movies.
by Gator Cub on Aug 25, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
fuck that movie
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Aug 25, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
(indiana jones wanna-be bullshit)
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Aug 25, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I think of them more as
rip-off Da Vinci Code. Except, fun. Which makes them infinitely better.
by Gator Cub on Aug 25, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
More like, a half-measure of each IMO
@papaalphakilo
This concludes Tuesday’s episode of Everything Notre Dame Does Is News, So Deal With It. - Miz Holly
by PAK on Aug 25, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah national treasure one was pretty good
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 25, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm good with them
Better than most anything else of that genre that Burbank has vomited upon us lately.
Con Air and Lord Of War demand a word
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 25, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
At this point in the thread, I hope people realize that a majority of his films have been mentioned.
He doesn’t make groundbreaking film but most of them work on some level, if only as cheap popcorn entertainment (National Treasure), solid action movies (The Rock, Con Air, Lord of War), or sneaky good movies (Leaving Las Vegas, Raising Arizona).
@papaalphakilo
This concludes Tuesday’s episode of Everything Notre Dame Does Is News, So Deal With It. - Miz Holly
by PAK on Aug 25, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dude needs the money.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He is being chased by the taxman.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
they foreclosed on his house in Bath
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 25, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nowhere near a 'majority'
He makes a shit ton of movies and a lot of them are really really bad.
But he does turn up in some good ones once in a while.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Brendan Fraser'd
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
his hit rate is bad, for such a good actor
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 25, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Same is true of a lot of actors, though. Go look at DeNiro's filmography.
It’s pretty terrifying for such a great actor. THREE Meet the Parents movies? Analyze This AND a sequel? Ugh.
@papaalphakilo
This concludes Tuesday’s episode of Everything Notre Dame Does Is News, So Deal With It. - Miz Holly
by PAK on Aug 25, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I nominate Matchstick Men
in the sneaky good category.
by Gator Cub on Aug 25, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But has he told you
about how his snakeskin jacket is a symbol of his individuality and his belief in personal freedom?
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
And when there was no meat, we ate fowl.
And when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 25, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This woman
Who looked as fer-tile as the Tennessee Valley, was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 25, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
But me and Ed, we can be good too.
And it seemed real. It seemed like us and it seemed like, well, our home. If not Arizona, then a land not too far away. Where all parents are strong and wise and capable and all children are happy and beloved. I don’t know. Maybe it was Utah.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I'm with you fellers.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Aug 25, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just watched this the other night
Abso-fuckin-lutely amazing.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 25, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Gitcher Bama trollbait rah'cheer
http://cw.ua.edu/2011/08/03/dont-hate-us-cause-were-beautiful/
“Now for the top entrepreneurial programs for undergrads, we placed number 21, and I’ll just be honest I don’t really know what this means. Apparently people at UA can start businesses easier, or whatever. So that’s that.”
Death is the only great adventure I have left. - Capt. James T. Hook
I'm just gonna leave this here
28-27=1
by ChemE93 on Aug 25, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Needs more Rammer Lammer
But still high quality.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 25, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whatever happened
To the days of rooting for a team because you actually attended the school?
//tusknippleseyebleach
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh hello totally non-controversial topic on sidewalk alumni
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I think sidewalk fans are dumb and I like Mayonnaise based BBQ
I think Coors is better than bourbon and I love Skyline chili.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
/banconcretedonkey
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 25, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't tell me I'm the only one who caught the Worms reference.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That's Coors from a can, right?
The can tells you when it will taste COLD!
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 25, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ROCKY MOUNTAINS SON!
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
But Miller Lite's bottle has a vortex, to make it spin!
Also, is it Miller Lite or Coors Lite that has the “vents” on the mouth of the can?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Here's a local Saint Louis brewery's take
on the whole beer gimmick “technology” thing.
Jordan Jefferson for Heisman!
Now that's some funny shit
Gravity Cat needs to be screen cap’d, and I have to say I love the “E=MCBeer, motherfuckers” line.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 25, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, hey
Let’s cut back on the personal attacks, shall we?
//Dammit, used that second account again.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Aug 25, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
Rec'd
brilliant sir
ain't nothin' finer in the land,
than a drunk, obnoxious georgia fan!
-based on my behavior after the 07 Sugar Bowl my girlfriend disagrees with this statement
-based on my behavior after the 09 LSU game, I'm lucky to still have said girlfriend
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 25, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll tolerate a lot, but comparing someone to jc001 is over the line
ain't nothin' finer in the land,
than a drunk, obnoxious georgia fan!
-based on my behavior after the 07 Sugar Bowl my girlfriend disagrees with this statement
-based on my behavior after the 09 LSU game, I'm lucky to still have said girlfriend
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 25, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is not 'Nam!
There are rules.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 25, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism but at least Hitler didn't create multiple accounts to make his posts go green
by Mango Stasi on Aug 25, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
What did that jcoo1 do that pissed you guys off so much?
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 25, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
He created multiple accounts to rec his marginally entertaining and sporadic pictures.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 25, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
And don't forget that his multiple accounts were found out
because he insisted on posting NSFW gifs and angrily defending them as SFW.
May I never merit such dishonor.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and it wasn't so much a "pissed off" thing
as a sad thing.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
You can create multiple accounts?
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 25, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/The Assman 1 suddenly has ALL.THE.RECS
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
PROTIP: Not closing PRE tag = bursting the green rec pipe
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
What?
I tried to create a better screenname for the Braves blog site, and it said I had to stick with this.
What's the deal with observational comedy?
by The Assman 1 on Aug 25, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
You can change your current name to something else
but don’t maintain 2 different logins, it is officially against the rules now.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 25, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
"Most of SEC made this list expect for"
the half of the conference that didn’t make the list.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Aug 25, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pan up in Tiger Stadium to the sky....
and you will see the black eye of Sauron staring back at you….
by BoKno on Aug 25, 2011 11:13 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Thats not Sauron
Thats Souron, the god of taffy.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 25, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Goddammit.
Didn’t think I had any chuckles left for this meme.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I feel drunk when I look at the panorama.
Now I know why Les makes the decisions he does.
/also, could have used higher res shots of the grass.
//just sayin’
CockyScar, trending like Andiambro's BAC.
Hey guys.
What’s going on today?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 25, 2011 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
Nothin', just bear stuffs
LOL J/K COCAINE AND DEATH THREATS AND FIRSTIES AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
by Mango Stasi on Aug 25, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well,
I approve heartily of the first, especially in combination with hookers.
The latter two should be gotten TFO with.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 25, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
With the way the commentariat has been reacting, I'm afraid to say anything
Everyone must be going crazy over the fact football is 7 days away!
/hides under desk
//prays to Lattimore diety
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Aug 25, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe Lattimore could go hang out with Andiambro and, you know, go drankin' or something?
//prays for 2 week ban
///knows it would come against Coastal Carolina and St. Mary’s School for the Blind
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Garcia only corrupts 3rd string QBs
/kicks stripper heal under couch
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Aug 25, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey!
….that’s EAST Carolina to you, buddy
/please COTG let Lattimore get suspended
//don’t kill me, Uga in DC said it first
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
by Eddie Teach on Aug 25, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Everyone has on their crankypants
Easy fix is easy: #TeamNoPants.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
/gets up and shuts office door....
#TeamNoPants!!!!
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm actually working from home this morning while waiting on the cable guy
A rare daytime opportunity to be on #TeamNoPants
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
I'm at home also
Writing up orders before I have to go out again. So for the time being I’m #TeamNoPants
At home, no pants and waiting on the cable guy???
I’ll try not to be fatuous.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
So did he fix the cable?
/think someone already posted this
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 25, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't be fatuous
//obligatory response is obligatory
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
by Uga in DC on Aug 25, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Considering Comcast gave me the 8am to 11am window
I’d say I have until, oh, 12:15 until I need to worry about him showing up.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Les Miles arriving for the service call? ...either he showed up last week or he'll be at your place at 2 AM
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 25, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't be fatuous, allicolls
/amidoinitrite?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 25, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
#TeamBreakawayPantsBecauseNoPantsIsUnacceptableAtMostWorkplacesSoINeedToBeAbleToBeTeamNoPantsAtTheFirstOpportunity
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
These pants aint cranky
Just not one to suffer fools today. And “fool” is the lightest term I can use to describe “FIRST” posters
#TeamWorkPants
Until 1:30 or whenever I get out of meetings. Then, #TeamNoPants+Stolichnaya
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 25, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Yep
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 25, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Look straight up on the LSU 360 diorama
Up there’s the black soul of The Hat.
by livininthepast on Aug 25, 2011 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
I have NO idea what this means
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.
by Pain in the Sash on Aug 25, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I think the spambots are evolving
/and it’s a maryland fan?
I will slaughter them like a wolf among lambs! The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies! - Capt. Murphy
.....
I have no idea what this is referring to. Maybe the fact that we were competitive against LORDS OF CHAOS and Miami won’t be against the Koopa Troopa.
Im sorry for posting and running
Had stuff to do. In the spirit of brotherhood and football being 7 days away, i wont get pissy with anyone but simply allow me to retort!
Fearless leader, referred to Miami having 12 guys out was like UNC last year. HE called it a " Butch er’s Dozen". I was pointing out the difference of UNC/LSU and Da U/Maryland. Vastly different, thats all.
by Nudoworldwide on Aug 25, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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Not what she says.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
The child..... Not mine
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
What are discussions that Nevin Schapiro never had with Miami football players, Alex?
by Mango Stasi on Aug 25, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Jean(Reno)
Hmm, I smell a best Jeans list coming on.
ugg BOOT? Das BOOT!
by stubob on Aug 25, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
wunderfaceliftbar!
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
One week
Until there is actual college footbaw on mah teevee!
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
The Commentariat
Is on edge today. This is like the part of training camp where teammates start to fight the other teammates because they can’t wait for the real football to start.
/makes moar death threats
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 11:29 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
(punches you in the helmet)
(breaks own hand, can’t comment until week 5)
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Aug 25, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Indeed
Today is a good day to lurk rather than post. Oops.
by the dude from creed on Aug 25, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
You shut your whore mouth!
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
by Uga in DC on Aug 25, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
If you are Mark Tremonti, I just wanted to say
that i find it AMAZin’ that you could wright 220threeve songs all in the key of D.
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Aug 25, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm scott stapp
I just sang ze songs
by the dude from creed on Aug 25, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
It's always good to lurk for about 6 months before actually posting.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Chuck Norris wears Nick Bloomfield pajamas.
I lurked for a year plus
But the power of the commentariat compelled me
by the dude from creed on Aug 25, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I lurked for about a year myself. Didn't stop me from embarassing myself.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 25, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Took me a whole 3 weeks.
Then preseason last year, someone decided to say Jerrod Johnson was the best QB in Big XII. However, I immediately went back to lurk level here.
Lord, she never would've done it if she hadn't got drunk.
Worst Twitter Ever = @SidewalkDrunk
Among other things
It was good times to say the least
Lord, she never would've done it if she hadn't got drunk.
Worst Twitter Ever = @SidewalkDrunk
"The Key Play"?
They actually celebrate that trope?
/notreallysurprised
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 25, 2011 11:30 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The hate is strong today
Woah
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.
by Pain in the Sash on Aug 25, 2011 11:48 AM EDT reply actions
FUCK IOWA
Not my Ricky! Not my Ricky!
/La Bamba’d
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I just frowned
I literally pouted the second I read that
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.
by Pain in the Sash on Aug 25, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah! You take your Kinnick and you...
damn….I cant say anything bad about Mr. Kinnick.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 25, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The commentariat today:
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Aug 25, 2011 11:54 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hows this look?
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Aug 25, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
Better
Both higher resolution AND actually shows up reliably!
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 25, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Autorec for Calvin and Hobbes, as always.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 25, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Cheerful cool story brah?
My cousin who is doing a mission trip on Eleuthera in the Bahamas (ground zero of Irene) just informed me of his survival.
by the dude from creed on Aug 25, 2011 12:03 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
That gets a massive, massive rec
For the mission work, and for the survival.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 25, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Just told him via satellite phone that he went green on EDSBS
Didn’t fully understand, but in time he will, in time he will
by the dude from creed on Aug 25, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Happy for ya, brah.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I've spent alot of time on Eleuthera
never on a mission trip though! I need to join THAT church…
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Um
Dude, did you miss the rest of the story?
And he’s probably not doing mission work at a resort.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 25, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed a beautiful place but also
very, very impoverished, as is a large portion of the country that doesn’t directly reap the benefits of tourism. They were actually attempting to repair the roof of one of the churches in Gregory Town which had been dangerously faulty as a result of the last hurricane that went through. Needless to say, they are back to square one.
by the dude from creed on Aug 25, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, I understand they weren't at a resort
Neither was I. I’ve been all over Eleuthera and yeah most of it is pretty poor, but the entire place is unbelieveably beautiful.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
A visual representation of what it feels like in my head after last night
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.
by Pain in the Sash on Aug 25, 2011 12:04 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Hmm, I've hired that contractor before
His work is shit, but I can pay him in bananas. Also, it must be Take Your Child to Work Day.
by stubob on Aug 25, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
No one ever pays me in layers.
/sad phone guy.jpg
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 25, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Going to implement the highly scientific fade all teams doing Groupon giveaways gambling startegy this season.
So far I have seen BC and Houston. Any others?
I havent seen this posted but warning - causes heavy dust
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/44271018/ns/today-today_pets_and_animals/
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
NickBloomfield is My Hero.
by VUfanInNJ on Aug 25, 2011 12:17 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Dammit, I've seen two other writeups of this already today
dust… dust EVERYWHERE
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 25, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Seen it, but it doesn't stop me from tearing up every time
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Holy chillbumps, Batman.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 25, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Lolwutpear.jpg
why….wtf.
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
NickBloomfield is My Hero.
He's already tweeted saying he didn't know they were going to put up a pic like that.
@papaalphakilo
This concludes Tuesday’s episode of Everything Notre Dame Does Is News, So Deal With It. - Miz Holly
Still looks like a criminal
yay! I’m not racist!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 25, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HISS
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Hey, wait one damn minute.....
I’ve been wearing a goatee since the late ’80s.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 25, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
You can trust a man with a goatee, or a man in a baseball cap, but never a man with a goatee in a baseball cap
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Shift A
Looks like I’ve missed some quality (and not so quality) trolling so far this morning.
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
Things seem to have improved after a terrible, terrible start
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 25, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
So
We’re coached by Bob Bradley today?
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 25, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Or we're channeling Oregon State
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 25, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Penicillin, rabies vaccine, anti-malarials (read: gin, tonic), cyanide tabs in case you're captured
Don’t forget the kevlar and say hi to Michael Brooker for us.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 25, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
ANN ARBOR CONTINUES TO BE A LADY OF ILL REPUTE AND LOOSE MORALS
by broski on Aug 25, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I mean it's pretty obvious which one is worse
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 25, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Okay
For finer dining, I recommend anything in the Short North, which is a nice little area north of the city off High Street. You’ll be pretty hard-pressed to find something you don’t like there.
For lunch, definitely recommend Schmidt’s Sausage Haus in German Village, south of downtown, if you’re into German stuff. There’s also Thurmans in German Village, which has delicious hamburgers and other assorted lunch foods. Ohio Deli is delicious as well – I highly recommend the roast beef. WARNING: LARGE PORTIONS. BECAUSE WE ARE FAT.
Do you hate this person? If so
Skyline.
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 25, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
BUT IT'S SO DELICIOUS AND SO RARE IN COLUMBUS
And I’m pretty sure he’s richer than I am, so I’m not going to recommend Skyline.
One day, I need to try this shit
just to know what all the fuss is about
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 25, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not so much "chili"
as it is “cumin-overloaded brown meat sauce that you put on spaghetti and then garnish with a bucket shredded cheddar”.
/omnomnom
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
you forgot the cinnamon
……there’s cinnamon in that cinncinatti spaghetti too, right?
cinnamon? who does that?
next thing you know some dillwad is gonna make barbecue sauce out of mayonaise or something
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
Definitely a touch of sweetness into an otherwise carnivorous sauce
And then they term the variant dishes like they were sex orgies
/3-way
/4-way
/5-way (that’s with beans, cheese, and onions if I recall correctly)
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Aug 25, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I kid, but we've discovered it's Hawaiian cousin
There’s a crappy chain here called “Zippy’s” that I’m convinced copied Skyline and uses it for their chili and their spaghetti sauce.
"Your Quarterback Pro Tempore"
南無妙法蓮華経
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 25, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
A return ticket?
BK drive-thru on the way out of C-Bus?
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