This place better smell like cheap champagne and the rank stench of male desperation pheromone, or SMU has been cheated by their building contractors. This marks the beginning of a disastrous trend ending with some daft West Texas High School devoting half of their budget for ten years to build a literal brothel for a locker room because "WE GOTTA KEEP UP WITH ABILENE." Hey, that one over there! She really likes you! No, she likes you because she's contractually obligated to like you. By the way, we bankrupted the town and have no running water, so if you'd like to bathe the ditch behind the school will have to do. GO WEREBEARCATURWOLVES.
As for June Jones up there...oh you know that vest is coming off. Or staying on for the right price.
[/throws hundreds at June Jones trying to keep him clothed.]
Relevant to insane West Texas High School football: the Knox City High Greyhounds, the topic of the gentleman's passions in the Curious Index? They lost their first game of this season 77-3.
The two photos after the jump are presented in no sequence, and with no relation to each other.