THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/19/2011
by Spencer Hall on Aug 19, 2011 10:43 AM EDT
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PrintTYYYYYYYY BRUKKERSMIFF. We couldn't look away. That may be a character flaw, but we prize honesty here.
TEXAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL, Y'ALL.
THE ONLY POSSIBLE DEFENSE. Either Miami pleads incompetence to the NCAA, or they send Emissary Campbell to the hearing to perform their only other possible defense: a rousing rendition of Luke's remixed classic "Fuck Shapiro." That footage (NSFW, duh) also proves that wherever Luther Campbell goes, women instantly begin shaking their buttocks for like no reason whatsoever. This may sound like a talent you want, but you've never walked through a retirement home with him to see the real downside of his powers.
Other defenses of Miami poured in yesterday. Urban Meyer hedged on the claims because they come from "a convicted felon," albeit a convicted felon with excellent documentation of everything. A former Miami walk-on went on the defensive by embracing the offensive, and has a future in politics and we're not even joking about that. And Michael Irvin is Michael Irvin, and that's enough for us.
I said this too, though, and I’ll be honest with you, I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around. I would have fallen into that. I would fall into it. Listen, I wasn’t able to handle at 19,18, 20. I wasn’t even able to handle it at 30. Thirty-five? I just got here at forty-five! I just got here. If you would have offered me boats, women, and my hands are up in the air.
Someone will write and illustrate a graphic novel where Michael Irvin time-travels forward to party with Nevin Shapiro, and it will replace Maus as the definitive work of the genre.
STILL MORE PREVIEWS. Bill C.'s TCU preview is of course worth your time, but only if you like excellent blockquotes from the best book ever written about college football. The saddest thing you will read today is Kansas' preview from Doc Saturday, where the curse of the Mangino continues to take hold. (Seriously, Mark Mangino is a magician, and the next ten years of Kansas football and preceding eleven million only strengthen this argument. Yes, Kansas has been playing football for eleven million years, and has not improved an iota in this span because they are horrible at it.) Pre-Snap Read takes on Notre Dame, and get excited no really get excited it's okay Irish fans get excited there's free cheese in this mousetrap over here--
GEORGIA'S PRO COMBAT UNIFORMS SEEM COUNTERPRODUCTIVE. As thin as their wide receiving corps is, it becomes effectively thinner when you take away their hands and replace them with starbursts. Then again, with the way the defense is defending plays it knows is coming, this might not be an issue at all.
"WHAT DO YOU DO WITH AN AARP CARD?" Mike Leach interviews Randy Edsall, and it's only awkward in the sense that it's the Pirate Cap'n interviewing another coach and asking him what the hell one does with an AARP membership card. (Answer: get a sore ass, and not in the fun pirate-y way, either.)
WELCOME TO THE SUB 5 CLUB. Hahahaha, go ahead and laugh at how slow Tyler Bray is. 5.0 in the 40 would leave most average men gasping in the dust, says the person whose authoritative and consistent 6.09 40 yard dash is the gold standard in college football blogging speed. It's really fun to get your friends together and do this, because it is astonishing how slow you are, and even more astonishing when one of your friends against body type registers something truly blazing like a 5.4. A fat man running a 5.3 is one of the most beautiful things you will ever see, both because they are thrilled when they discover how fast they are, and also because they immediately turn red and have a near-death experience afterwards.
SEC GUY IS RATHER ACCURATE. "We tackle with owah whole boddaaaiiize." Speaking of SEC guys, the internet's Lionel Hutz is a term that will be damned hard to shake. Gentility will not be the rule at West Virginia ever, but most especially now that you've put up rules to break. Thanks, Oliver Luck!
DON'T GET ME STARTED AIRPLANE FOOD JOKE IN FRONT OF BRICK WALL. He's got a point here, but underlying this is a real "ehhhh gas prices old things were better I hate the newscrawl" bullshittism. As the muscle truck dragster parked at our neighborhood auto repair shop says: "Get with it or get bout it."
ETC. There's a joke about your mother in here, and we just made it. Coach Smoot demands your complete commitment to preseason drills. Variation on a theme is pleasing. College football is corrupt, but no one's been murdered over a bowl game, or at least not murdered too hard, y'all. Vanderbilt is allowing pagans to miss two days of class for their holidays, and Roy Exum of Chattanooga has some thoughts on it. He seems fun! You didn't make it this far into the video, did you? You should have. Wash it out of your brain with this, which is nothing but beautiful all around.
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Happy Friday and a good FUCK Clemson to y'all
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
NickBloomfield is My Hero.
I respect Urban Meyer's opinion on this
After all, he DID spend most of his time at Florida around convicted felons.
by emc503 on Aug 19, 2011 10:46 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
FTFY
After all, he DID spend most of his time at Florida around enabling convicted felons.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 19, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
MISDEMEANORS.
Please, we ran the three-yards-and-a-cloud-of-weed-smoke Fulmer Cup offense.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Aug 19, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
when you werent asleep at the wheel at a traffic light
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 19, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
We can't talk about LaRussa on a CFB site.
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 19, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
The could have been a Fearless Frankie Solich joke.
/found asleep at the wheel going the wrong way on a one-way street
//kept his job
//invokes DevilGrad’s rage
by Albino Tornado on Aug 19, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm over the rage
I have enough family ties to Ohio U to have been pretty offended by that whole mess, but I got over it and decided to harvest the decade worth of comedic value from knowing that my arch rival’s head coach was drugged by dirty hippies.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
And firing AK-fucking-47's in public threatingly around scared students!
(which is a pretty serious felony IF CONVICTED)
"Joaquin said dominate" - Edward Reed
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
thetwitter
by TheDutchWonder on Aug 19, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Well said
UGA was a pure spread offense in the Fulmer Cup.
Spread the arrests around among 14 players
-8 MIPs
-1 DUI
-2 Scooter violations
-2 Expired licenses
-1 Forgotten middle name
Nick Bloomfield deserves and will recieve a rec from me on any post he makes over the next week*
*offer not valid if 2002 Cocktail Party is referenced
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 19, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Was it committed in Wisconsin?
Where the first OWI is an ordinance violation, and not criminal.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously. Last year they changed it so your 3rd OWI is felony.
Used to be 4th was the first one that could be charged as a felony.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Screw spiders
That’s kinda fucking stupid
by emc503 on Aug 19, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DUIs are no big deal
One Foot Down
On teh Twitterz
by burger23 on Aug 19, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
As a human being, I kinda agree.
As a defense attorney? Fuck you, people need that mulligan.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Death threats dude, death threats.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 19, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
/Pulls AK47 out of trunk, fires in air
"Come render the salad unto Caesar"
by Publius2010 on Aug 19, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Hivey
"Joaquin said dominate" - Edward Reed
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
thetwitter
by TheDutchWonder on Aug 19, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
"TEXAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL Y'ALL!"
/hangs head
//puts hands in pockets
///kicks at dirt
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 19, 2011 10:47 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He had me until "we'll assassinate EVERY. OTHER. TEAM."
EVERY. OTHER. TEAM.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 19, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Texas and assassination reference.
Always a tasteful pairing!
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Aug 19, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Almost as good as a Georgia and a "that dog wont hunt" combination.
by emc503 on Aug 19, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
How about a Georgia and a "that dog just won't"...
Too soon?
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
by blanx73 on Aug 19, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do they play in a tower or something?
/awaits bonfire joke
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Aug 19, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
they played behind a grassy knoll
"If you have the FACTS, pound the FACTS."
"If you don't have the FACTS, pound the table."
by I ate the grass on Aug 19, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They Let Jim Ross' Brother out of the Cage?
No Vince… Don’t do… noooooooo!
When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
by Marshmoose on Aug 19, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
TEXAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL, Y’ALL.
Your move, Longhorn Network.
by JimHalpert on Aug 19, 2011 10:47 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Aggies are passing around this FlightAware link this morning as PROOF!!!!11!!
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/N749SS
but maybe it’s just a bama fan in talladega messing with their heads?
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
THE SAME THING HAPPENED WHEN WE WERE HIRING FRAN!!1
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 19, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
BREAKING NEWS: NICK SABAN TO A&M
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 19, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 17 recs
well that's stupid
why would they land in Talladega to get to Birmingham when there’s an airport in Bessemer?
….
did I just take troll food seriously? I just took troll food seriously…
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Aug 19, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
waitwaitwait
who is the head coach at Jack St??
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 19, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Former Arkansas Coach Jack Crowe
He who lost to The Citadel.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jack Crowe to aTm?
(thanks, btw)
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 19, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Auburn names its starting QB
FEAR THE FRO
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 19, 2011 10:49 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
For those who don't know:
It’s easy to figure out the starting QB for an Auburn Football team. The options for 2011 are:
A. Clint Mosebly
B. Barrett Trotter
C. Kiehl Frazier
The answer is, of course D. all them
by Emerszi on Aug 19, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
White QB at Auburn?
Subtract 5 wins from previous year’s win total.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Named Barrett?
subtract an additional 2 from that.
Realistically I think 7 is a good predictor for Auburn this year, which 14-7 would be.
Nick Bloomfield deserves and will recieve a rec from me on any post he makes over the next week*
*offer not valid if 2002 Cocktail Party is referenced
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 19, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But.
Add in a improbable win over Florida.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget the auto-win over Bama
brandoncox.jpg
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 19, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
it's usually better when Florida is ranked in the top 5
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/WesByrumchompsignal
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 19, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Worried?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Florida on schedule? Add 1.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 19, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Ohio State Football QB Race
A) Joey Baseball
B) Braxton Miller
C) Kenny Guiton
D) Taylor Graham
E) Your Mom
by broski on Aug 19, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ben White?
Stan Leard?
Brandon Trotter?
Barrett Cox?
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 19, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kodi Newton?
Cam Burns?
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 19, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's my boy.
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Luther Campbell on Cowherd right now
letting Shapiro have it
Nick Bloomfield deserves and will recieve a rec from me on any post he makes over the next week*
*offer not valid if 2002 Cocktail Party is referenced
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 19, 2011 10:51 AM EDT reply actions
that would be worth listening to
if i didnt have to hear cowherd at all
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 19, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
REJOICE
Gottlieb is filling in today
one douche for another really
Nick Bloomfield deserves and will recieve a rec from me on any post he makes over the next week*
*offer not valid if 2002 Cocktail Party is referenced
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 19, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
i stand by my previous statement
gottlieb and cowherd are like the Stations from Bill and Ted
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 19, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
STATION!
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 19, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Took me a while.
Was in a meeting.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 19, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't think they can merge into anything other than a giant bag of smug suckiness.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Luke Skywalker is a moral authority
but those morals are bad.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The issue here is not whether Miami broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with their female party guests; they did.
(Winks at Mark Emmert)
But you can’t hold an entire program responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole NCAA? And if the whole NCAA is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Doug – isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to Miami, but they’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
He's pre-law
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought he was pre-med
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 19, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
same difference
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on Aug 19, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"
by Cranked_Irish on Aug 19, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WAS IT OVER WHEN NORTH CAROLINA BEAT US 48-0 IN THE LAST GAME IN THE ORANGE BOWL?
by Mango Stasi on Aug 19, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
North Carolina?
Forget it, he’s rolling.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Aug 19, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
WAS IT OVER WHEN WE BEAT VIRGINIA 48-0 IN THE LAST GAME IN THE ORANGE BOWL?
by vineyarddawg on Aug 19, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you planning on attending any Harvard games this year?
I desparately want to tailgate one of their games, and I want to do so with a top hat and a monocle.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Aug 19, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Now that I've graduated I've only gone to The Game when it's at Harvard occassionally
Luckily for you it’s at Yale this year, which generally makes for a better tailgate (both are still /lolyankees compared to even the most anemic Vandy tailgate)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 19, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
SIRRAH I HAVE POORS THAT ARE PAID TO TAILGATE FOR ME
I’ll be damned if I’ll let Finch park the Dusenberg on actual DIRT for an entire day.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 19, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Take no offense, sirrah
I was merely using Vanderbilt as an example of an institution of erudite young gentlemen and ladies that also knows how to tailgate properly.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 19, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We can but hope
assuming they can be dragged away from the farmhouse before the 2nd quarter this year…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 19, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and by farmhouse I mean FRATHOUSE YOU GO TO HELL OS X LION SPELLCORRECT YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
You're just lucky people bother to show up in the first place
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 19, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I believe the term of art is "NO SHIT FOLKS"
although hopefully Coach Buzz TigerTraps will have something to say about that in future…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
We were winning the conference fairly regularly in my time
I think if we didn’t have the stupid post-season ban, we’d have at least advanced the first round of I-AA playoffs
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 19, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And that's a rec
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Shrug.
There is a Farmhouse frat at Auburn.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 19, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Even at Royal Ascot?
I thought perhaps you could make an exception and then have Chives detail your motor car thereafter.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 19, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's what the Iroquois Steeplechase is for
(glug glug glug)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I like it this way better
Then, it’s like it never happened. Wait, it’s probably going to be like that anyway. Wait, they don’t vacate losses. Yep, I’m screwed.
"Joaquin said dominate" - Edward Reed
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
thetwitter
by TheDutchWonder on Aug 19, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Exclusive: Must credit nevertoyieldfoundation.com
by Emerszi on Aug 19, 2011 10:52 AM EDT reply actions 10 recs
Jack Arute?
Ahhh-RUTE
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Aug 19, 2011 10:53 AM EDT reply actions
JACK ARUTE DEVA OM
He knew intimately about all the quick and larger hitters in American football. Above all he liked the linebackers and other violent crushers. He worshiped the violent crush. (Barry Hannah, "The Agony of T. Bandini")
by NietzscheanSuperFrog on Aug 19, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
to understand most of the CI, you have to click all those links
so why bother?
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Aug 19, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I post and then go back and read the CI once the initial wave of comments dies down
by Mango Stasi on Aug 19, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
just the tip
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on Aug 19, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But still, be sure to wrap that rascal.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't allow a fucking Florida fan to critique anybody else's uniforms.
Georgia or otherwise.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 10:55 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
These were beautiful and everyone knows it
Nick Bloomfield deserves and will recieve a rec from me on any post he makes over the next week*
*offer not valid if 2002 Cocktail Party is referenced
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 19, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It looks like they tried to patch the uniforms but ran out of blue fabric
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Aug 19, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ugly or not
1-0 IN THE KIDD VIDEO UNIS.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Aug 19, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah well, we trotted out our own, and that worked like gangbusters!
/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 19, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
RAEG
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
DJ Shockley agrees.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
It's all right, I have the antidote.
by Gator Cub on Aug 19, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Unrelated note
A couple of weeks ago my roommate decided to try a new bug light on the front porch that gives of a ridiculous orange glow. Yesterday, are neighbors decided to put up a blue light up on their side of the porch. Now when folks drive by our apartment building, they get to see a building light up with the brightest blue and orange porch lights ever. Living in Athens, you can see where this will be a problem.
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by the_overlord on Aug 19, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
e-mail me the address.
I got a… uh, “buddy”… that can take care of that problem.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 19, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
If I leave the lights as is over the weekend
I believe there will be quite a few people who will be quite willing to take care of the problem.
by the_overlord on Aug 19, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHH THAT FUCKING GAINSEVILLE TRIP FUCK FUCK FUCK CHRIS LEAK RUNNING THE GODDAM BALL FUCK YOU MIKE SHULA
wait I’m sorry, blacked out for a minute there
what we’re we talking about?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Aug 19, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
aside from misplaced apostrophes of course
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Aug 19, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes I can see how
Chris Leak going for 63 yards could break your mind. It didn’t make any more sense to any of us that day, either.
any Alabama fan who hates Tim Tebow is secretly just a jilted lover
that day did not improve matters
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Aug 19, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
If it helps, the next time Tebow wore white helmets against Bama,
it went far FAR worse for us than it went for you in ’06.
by Gator Cub on Aug 19, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Same boat
Would have been to have gotten him, but I don’t think that ALabama was ever really going to land him. Despite the flirtation I think he was going to Florida the whole way.
As for not hating him…yeah, as long as he wasn’t lined up across from the Tide I always wanted him to do well. Though I don’t share all of his views, he does serve as a nice antidote to a lot what is out there in sports/pop/celebrity culture. After all, somebody’s got to balance out the Pacman Joneses, Plaxico Burresses, , et. al. of the NFL.
these are not the uniforms youre looking for
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 19, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Luther Campbell just stated that HBCUs need to get "our kids" out of the slave plantation owner society that is big time NCAA football
No words
Nick Bloomfield deserves and will recieve a rec from me on any post he makes over the next week*
*offer not valid if 2002 Cocktail Party is referenced
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 19, 2011 10:56 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 19, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Luther Campbell on Shapiro
He wants to pop that pussy.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hew wants Shapiro Face Down, Ass Up.
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"
by Cranked_Irish on Aug 19, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey.
He just wants some pussy.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
So, is the implication that they jump ship on D-1 and all go play for the FAMU's of the world?
"Joaquin said dominate" - Edward Reed
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
thetwitter
by TheDutchWonder on Aug 19, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Right
because if there is one thing the HBCU’s have never had, its a cheating scandal
/FAMU’d
Nick Bloomfield deserves and will recieve a rec from me on any post he makes over the next week*
*offer not valid if 2002 Cocktail Party is referenced
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 19, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, wow.
Exactly. Ummm. Ridiculous. ALSO, Morehouse is one of the (few and) most recent programs to get the damn death penalty .
This is the exact asanine type of Miami fandom that I was referencing in the other thread.
"Joaquin said dominate" - Edward Reed
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
thetwitter
by TheDutchWonder on Aug 19, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Although they weren't repeat offenders
How do you get the death penalty in soccer at an HBCU?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
I don't know. I seriously do not know.
I played soccer in college around that time. I regret at least not going on a recruiting trip there.
"Joaquin said dominate" - Edward Reed
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
thetwitter
by TheDutchWonder on Aug 19, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Per Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_%22death_penalty#Morehouse_College_soccer
I think it’s hilarious that Morehouse soccer was not only blatantly signing professional players, but operating without the knowledge of the athletic department.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 19, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Nevermind
Not nearly as cool as I thought it was going to be, although still hilarious. The AD seriously did not even know the program existed? Amazing.
"Joaquin said dominate" - Edward Reed
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
thetwitter
by TheDutchWonder on Aug 19, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Underground athletics are the best kind
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 19, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
/Starts cheering for Davidson football
It does not get any more underground than Div. 1-AA, mid-major, non-scholarship.
"Hold your mouth for the war. Use it for what it's for." - P. Anselmo
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
thetwitter
by TheDutchWonder on Aug 19, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Woah, another Davidson fan?
Also, Davidson’s non-scholarship?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 19, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
There are at least three of us. I did undergrad there.
Yes, football is the only non-scholarship. All other sports are funded/D-I.
I take it from the handle that you are a Harvard guy, yes?
"Hold your mouth for the war. Use it for what it's for." - P. Anselmo
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
thetwitter
by TheDutchWonder on Aug 19, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I may be joining you on this bandwagon
Most of the colleges on my son’s wish list have non-scholarship programs.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 19, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sweet
Where is he looking? Football player?
"Hold your mouth for the war. Use it for what it's for." - P. Anselmo
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
thetwitter
by TheDutchWonder on Aug 19, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL, no.
Cross country — and probably not at the collegiate level. He’s focused on smaller liberal arts schools. But, in my role as Dad, I figure I’ll take up for the sports teams wherever he winds up to supplement my existing portfolio of alma maters.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Nice. Good luck.
Small liberal arts schools are a solid choice.
"Hold your mouth for the war. Use it for what it's for." - P. Anselmo
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
thetwitter
by TheDutchWonder on Aug 19, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lots and lots of fun
And a good amount of quality learning as well. And DG, I’m fairly certain your kid could run at Kenyon, if he wanted to.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 19, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Thanks.
He’s in a high-quality HS program, and I think he could run D3 and be respectable at it if he chooses to, although he won’t crack the top seven at his school until next year. But he has a lot of other interests, and I don’t know whether he’ll want to put in the time.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
This would never work as HBCU's don't have the resources and facilities as PWIs
Plus we have TV contracts, but only on cable TV networks no one knows about. Plus HBCU’s don’t have nearly as many prominant boosters to throw money to big time athletes.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
If Uncle Luke becomes reasonable, has reason ceased to exist?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"If I had been born ugly you would never have heard of Pele." ~ George Best
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 19, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He ran for mayor
and people voted for him. That’s how terrible of a place miami is.
"Joaquin said dominate" - Edward Reed
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
thetwitter
by TheDutchWonder on Aug 19, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
At least they have civic pride.
Nick Bloomfield、万歳！万歳！万歳！
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 19, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Well played (rec)
"Joaquin said dominate" - Edward Reed
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
thetwitter
by TheDutchWonder on Aug 19, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
cease to exist?
Band of horses.
the indie music is down page
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Trying to find the exact words for my reaction to all red Georgia uniforms.
Ah, here it is.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 19, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions 7 recs
The Mayor makes a good point
At least silver helmets and red britches have a foundation in history, unlike black anything.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but did we ever go red on red?
I am 100% pro silver helmets. I actually wish they’d gone full throwback with a helmet like this:
But I think the silver helmet with a red stripe and the Super G will look good. Red facemasks worry me though, as that was one of the biggest problem with the 2009 Cocktail Party abominations.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 19, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This
I would have been fine if Nike had done a take on a retro uniform, as they did to Ohio State, but this seems to be in the Boise State/Oregon direction with a tiny hint of “throwback.”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 19, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
The past year's OSU throw-backs weren't terrible.
They weren’t great either. However, the ones they did for the 2009 season were GAWDAWFUL
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
ASU's 50th anniversary throwbacks consisted of nothing more than a different helmet sticker.
That’s how you roll when your AD operated in the red.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Aug 19, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nike paid for them to wear these Pro Combat bullshit unis
OSU fans were not pleased with either set of them, especially since they rolled them out for the Michigan game the last two years. At least this year they’re doing it against Wisconsin
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I feel you and I have already devoted too much time to this today.
I don’t like it, but this is the new reality.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
In 2009, we had the Grambling uniforms.
In 2011, we have the South Alabama Jaguars’ uniform.
Hopefully the 1-AA uni thing will work out better this time.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 19, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Go Jags.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 19, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
WOOOO FIGHTIN' BLOODCLOTS
No, seriously, it’s a pretty good medical school…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 19, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
starting at QB for the Bloodclots....
Tommy Frazier!
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Backup QB
Daniel Cobb #teamextrarib
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 19, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Brook Berringer's backing him up
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 19, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'll take it.
Not entirely sure why I trolled myself there, but it felt right.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 19, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
i woulda gone with sal aunesse
Dead Colorado QB AND had illegitimate kid with coaches daughter
/trolls hard in the mf’in paint
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 19, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Confession
They sold the 2009 Cocktail Party used helmets at the UGA bookstore for ever, and if not for the red facemask and the black pants, those helmets would not be terrible.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 19, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
This little toy gobbles up a surprisingly large amount of time. I get all Project Runway up in that bitch.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
When Oregon first got that, I would mess around with it for like 30 minutes
And now I just do it in NCAA 11
OOH that's fun!
The all black with the matte black helmet is pretty cool.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
For Georgia, HELLZ NO.
For Oregon State, who wore a solid matte-finish black helmet one year against Oregon, it looked awesome.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 19, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
In all fairness
The first time the black jersey’s came out was one of my favorite football experiences. I remember being at the GA Theatre and the crowd was absolutely insane (and I was insanely drunj). Then came the whole Alabama debacle and that was all she wrote on that chapter of UGA history.
by the_overlord on Aug 19, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/brandon cox thros pick6 first play of game.
//dies
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
///Cox is ressurected
////praised by Davie for “mental toughness”
/////throws 2nd pick 6 of the game
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
AHTELLYEWUTT, LURKAS JACKSSN
That BARNDIN COX might not be the most GIRFTID ATHALEETE on the footbaw fiel
/pregnant pause
//rotates entire body to look at co-host
but he’s got the MENNUL TUFFNISS that makes him a WINNIR at the game of FOOTBAW.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 19, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
Oh god flagged
/hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 19, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Mistadobalina, Mista Bob Dobalina.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
by blanx73 on Aug 19, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Del Rec'o
"sometimes i take humor seriously. sometimes i take seriousness humorously. either way, it is irrelevant." Mal-2
by thetennesseethumper on Aug 20, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO JAR JAR BINKS
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 19, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This might be my favoritest Footbaw Bob post ever.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 19, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Cox didn't throw a pick 6 in that game.
That was 2006 in Auburn.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
all our unexcused losses to yall run together to me
the past decade has had plenty of them
/mario fannin drops ball…everywhere
//calebking sobers up to have the one good game of his season
etc, etc
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know, sometimes you just lose.
Losses don’t have to be excused or unexcused.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
/submits resume for immediate emplyoment
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 19, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
good point
maybe excuse wasn’t the right word, inexplicably frustrating might have been better. Either way it adds a whole nother level of weirdness to the rivalry that I love. I much prefer the Auburn/ Georgia game to the Iron Bowl for a million different reasons, but that’s just of them.
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Inexplicably frustrating"
also known as EVERY FUCKING GAME IN THE HISTORY OF THIS SERIES FROM NOW UNTIL FUCKING ETERNITY.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
That's why the first quarter last year gave me false hope.
“Well, Auburn’s shit away games to us worse than this…”
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 19, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
02 and 09 we seemed to get the good fortune
but yall got enough in 01 and 05 to make up for it.
These are what makes the great rivalry what it is I reckon.
Nick Bloomfield deserves and will recieve a rec from me on any post he makes over the next week*
*offer not valid if 2002 Cocktail Party is referenced
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 19, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes. This has always been a pet peeve of mine.
There is no “we should’ve won” or “we deserved to win.” There is no should. There is no deserve. There is only win or lose.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Spoken the truth, you have...
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do or do not. There is no try.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
He sure does a lot of not
winning any sword fights in the prequel movies.
#TeamMuppetYoda
by Gator Cub on Aug 19, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's just a halfling
He should be like hiding in shadows and backstabbing with that tiny little saber.
by DavidInOpelika on Aug 19, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My top two sports experiences in person
1. Game 6 of the 1995 World Series
2. The Auburn Blackout. Say what you want about the Alabama game, but that Auburn game was absolutely sublime.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 19, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It truly was
the blackout in the Sugar bowl wasn’t too bad either.
On top of everything else, the black uni’s look outstanding. We just need to make it a special event to wear them, like roughly once in a player’s four year career or something.
Nick Bloomfield deserves and will recieve a rec from me on any post he makes over the next week*
*offer not valid if 2002 Cocktail Party is referenced
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 19, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Auburn blackout was a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
To get an accurate assessment of how every person in the stands felt on that day, watch this video.
That was just about on the only time in my life where I was in a location where every single person had that exact same reaction.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 19, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I had that same experience in Bryant Denny Stadium for "rocky block"
I could go to every game for the rest of my life and never experience something like that again.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 19, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I went to Game 5 in Cleveland.
Benches and bullpens cleared because Eddie Murray thought Greg Maddux buzzed him.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
AND THEN
He hit a liner right back and Maddux, and Mad Dog caught it like it ain’t no thang.
GOD DAMMIT GREG MADDUX WAS AWESOME.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 19, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Even though I'm a lifelong Cleveland fan
Greg Maddux is my favorite player of all time. Dude could do sick things with a baseball.
One Foot Down
On teh Twitterz
All while looking like an accountant
he really was a joy to watch.
Nick Bloomfield deserves and will recieve a rec from me on any post he makes over the next week*
*offer not valid if 2002 Cocktail Party is referenced
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 19, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ha, you beat me to it
the glasses he wore toward the end of his career sealed it
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 19, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also this:
For a guy with a CPA’s demeanor, he has a sense of humor that a 12-year-old would envy. Maddux is a master of strategically timed nose picking, sidling up to an unsuspecting rookie in the shower and urinating on the kid’s leg, and inventing just the right nickname for a teammate with big ears, a prominent schnozz or some other pronounced physical qualities.
by softbatch on Aug 19, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah. And fuck Larry Himes with the barbed cock of several demons for chasing him away from Wrigley.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Yup.
And despite living in SC among all of the bandwagon Braves fans that were nowhere to be found pre-1991, he remained ne of my favorite players until he retired.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Aug 19, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think my granddad (life long ATLien)
might have been the only legit braves fan pre-1991. I guess I could be called a bandwagon Braves fan because I didn’t become one until around 1991. But I didn’t exist until 1990, so there’s that.
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think a good test would be to name three braves players from the late '80's NOT named Dale Murphy.
I couldn’t do it and I had TBS.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Ken Oberkfel, Rafael Ramirez, Bob Horner.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 19, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
+ Andres Torres
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 19, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mad Hungarian Al Hraboski wonders why no one ever gives him love despite the truly stunning fu manchu.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Otis Nixon make Gerald Perry look like Adonis.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
WHY'D HE BUNT IN THE 1992 WS?!
still, The Catch makes up for it
by softbatch on Aug 19, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Otis Nixon still hangs out with John Rocker
I read it in a magazine
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Brad Komminsk?
N.B.: The only reason I remember this one is because he graduated from Shawnee HS back in the Homeland. Hit something like .650 his senior year.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 19, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
TRUE BASEBALL
Identify the Braves whose numbers have been retired AND the team with which each ended his career.
Damn you David Justice
Damn you to hell.
One Foot Down
On teh Twitterz
by burger23 on Aug 19, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK THIS SO HARD.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm so unbelievably happy that they made these and that I got one.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 19, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I am green with envy, thus I green your post.
As the only Twins fan in my FL Panhandle 5th grade class, I took a lot of shit for this play. To this day, I put on my biggest grin and tell Braves fans all about how his momentum took him off the bag.
ad hominem? Ok. "commerical."
The best bobblehead?
My brother went to the game when the A’s were handing out MC Hammer bobbleheads.
by 49er16 on Aug 19, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
UGH
Love it that the Twins made a bobblehead glorifying a horrible call. I’d love to see a Yankees’ Jeffrey Maier bobble head with Tony Tarasco losing his mind.
/WE WOULD’VE CRUSHED THE ORIOLES
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 19, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd love to see a Bartman bobblehead giveaway at a marlins game
No I wouldn’t.
/headdesk
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Aug 19, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Getting dusty in here.
/wipesawaytear
Play Rugby - No helmets, no pads. Just balls.
by bronconationeast on Aug 19, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
They would do it, too.
Last time I saw a Cubs game in Miami they photoshopped goats into all the pictures for the Cubs’ player intros.
Not sure if they still do that, but it was quality trolling, especially with the stadium at least 60% Cubs fans.
by Gator Cub on Aug 19, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yup.
Best UGA game I’ve been to.
How they unveiled the black jerseys was outstanding with the team warming up in red and captains coming out in red.
by UGAVike on Aug 19, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sadly I missed the warm up
But saw them come out in the black. I think I was preoccupied with the fact that I could still watch the football game and drink ALL THE BEER in the theatre as opposed to being completely out of luck in Sanford.
/goodtohavethegatheatreback
//rooftopbarftw
by the_overlord on Aug 19, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haven't been yet since it reopened.
Almost got tickets to the Drive by Truckers show there last weekend, which I have heard was amazing.
I’m going to make it to a show there sometime this semester for sure, though.
Saw Big Boi
At the theatre which was crazy. Also crazy, the amount of hipsters there as well as the fact that the audience would randomly break out in the Atlanta Braves Chant.
Apparently, Athens hipsters love Big Boi and the Braves?
The more you know…
by the_overlord on Aug 19, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's been pretty common place lately for tomahawk chops to break out in unexpected places
I saw one at a phish concert this summer.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Tangentially related
Say what you want about FSU, but this was one of the better concert intros I’ve ever seen. For those with the NFF, Weezer played a show in Tallahassee and they opened with the Warchant (accompanied by about 2 dozen members of the Marching Chiefs) before launching into Hashpipe.
#GodDoesntCareAboutCollegeFootballButHeStillHatesFloridaState
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Aug 19, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a classic CBS broadcast, too
Cut, WHADDA cut! Lingerie on the field! Verne dancing!
by first and thom on Aug 19, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
What's your words about the Cal white helmets?
by 49er16 on Aug 19, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think those are pretty decent looking
Nick Bloomfield deserves and will recieve a rec from me on any post he makes over the next week*
*offer not valid if 2002 Cocktail Party is referenced
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 19, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
That'll largely depend on what they pair up with them.
But solid by themselves.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 19, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/had to actually Google Cal's helmets for comparison
To show how much of an opinion I have.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 19, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
/Gets out Encyclopedia of College Football
//Turns to section showing every school’s helmet designs over the years
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Aug 19, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
When were those used?
The Helmet Database doesn’t have Cal in white hemlets.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 19, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Generally opposed to white helmets, but whatever.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
You'll be able to see the grass stains better though.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 19, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't mess with a classic.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 19, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
For once, a Texas fan is right. And while we're at it.
H0PegBGk~$(KGrHqF,!ikEv1+0IwtUBMMKEf1lF!~~_3.JPG)
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 19, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Generally, dammit. GENERALLY.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Texas fan being right.
Blind Squirrel, nuts, etc
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry fellow B1G member
I think you meant this 
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 19, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There's a difference between classic and boring.
Yours is boring.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 19, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Now now, let's not fight.
It can be classic AND boring
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 19, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You Shut Your Mouth
Or I’ll put JoePa on your skype
/as soon as he figures out the rotary phone
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 19, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
With those glasses, he should be able to see THROUGH me.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 19, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
thassarec
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Correct.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
by blanx73 on Aug 19, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I won't lie
UT-Michigan Rose Bowl is one of my favorite sporting experiences ever.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 19, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We finished a strong second in that game.
/weeps
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
You joke, but that's true.
That was the kind of game where the Michigan fans behind me were high-fiving us, and vice versa, just because of the enormous number of unreal plays.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 19, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The tears were mostly
because we were good then.
A NEW HOKE. I haz it.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
What a lovely helmet Princeton has.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 19, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I prefer Delaware's.
I mean, they were a state before Michigan, so I think they have rights to the design.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 19, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That orange really faded out over the years, though
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 19, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
When your football program reach 900 years old look this good your helmets will?
by Mango Stasi on Aug 19, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I would have gone with "The paint faded after the 19th national championship"
But that works too
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 19, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 19, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
We'll see who's laughing when Brian Kelly starts handing out pink hammer and sickle helmet stickers
by Mango Stasi on Aug 19, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
As long as they're for inserting OMGSHOELACEZ's shoelaces firmly into his rectum
I’m fine with that.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 19, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
The school I work at had that design for their helmets last year and a couple years before that.
When I saw them in the coaches’ office, I told them they were lucky they’d gone away from that look, because they’d be short a coach and fan if they tried to wear those with me around
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Action W, right on the helmet!
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Winner winner Cheese Curd Dinner
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
white helmets are badass when done right
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Aug 19, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Those do look solid
but whenever a Tech fan makes fun of UGA’s losses in black, I wonder if they forget their recent record in Navy.
It ain’t good
Nick Bloomfield deserves and will recieve a rec from me on any post he makes over the next week*
*offer not valid if 2002 Cocktail Party is referenced
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 19, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I laughed so hard last year
When GT whited-out for NC State, and the Wolfpack said “LOL FUCK YOU” and forced them to wear gold.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 19, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That’s what you get with a bull-headed SGA. Tied in with a noon game too. WTF
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Aug 19, 2011 11:37 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Not to troll GT unnecessarily....
…but I honestly thought one of the weirdest and thereby most memorable of uniform moments was when VT was visiting on a Thursday night and had their locker room raided I believe before the game (or else their jersey’s got lost in the mail). Watching, was it Glennon, maybe, shred GT wearing GT’s own practice jerseys turned inside out with names on the back being provided care of athletic tape and black magic marker was hilarious. Odd, surreal, but hilarious.
by wayxdawg on Aug 19, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was in a bar in Savannah
and I heard somebody yell, “WHAT THE FUCK?”
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
best game of his career too
:-(
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Aug 19, 2011 11:38 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
much better than those mustardy ones.
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
You're right.
Unfortunately, that is not an example of your statement.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 19, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sold
but I’d need to see it with the uniform. If they go full-Stormtrooper-white, that could be interesting, but otherwise I don’t know.
What I do know is that the all-gold look needs to die in a fire. Gold jersey – blue pants only. And they need to save that for when they need it…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 19, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
One day, we should come out in these:
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah
It would be awesome if all our players came out in Knowshon skins.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 19, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
To quote one of my fav lines ever from MST3K and on a movie that was set in Georgia
Save the chicken fried collard greens!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Happy Friday
We made it through another week…
As an added bonus, its Food Truck Friday in St. Louis yall
/looks at past three days, sees eleventy-threeve comments
You people have been busy.
For someone who has spent most of his waking hours at work this week, can I get a summary? I know about Yachthookergate, so it can be picked up from there.
Bagman was not revealed, EDSBS poster formerly known as Nick Bloomfield responded with a triple troll on Finebaum
Also, Kraken is aliens.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 19, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Triple Trouble?
I trolled the Paul Finebaum three times during the Bagman show on 8/17/2011
Artist formerly known as NickBloomfield
E-fame forced me to join twitter
Craig James allegedly killed five hookers at SMU
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 19, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wednesday, you messed around and got a triple double.
/Good Day’d.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
She's crafty and she's just my type
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Well first there was the dinosaurs..
but they died and turned into oil. Then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. Then they gave their money to Shapiro and he bought hookers for Miami players.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
What can you make of this, Lucas?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're putting yourself, and everyone in the commentariat, in Jeopardy!
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
Rec'd for Jerzy Balovsky in disguise.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 19, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Reads excerpt from Saturday's America by Dan Jenkins
Buys Saturday’s America online
"Football allows the intellectual part of my brain to evolve, but it allows the emotional part to remain unchanged. It has a liberal cerebellum and a reactionary heart. And this is all I want from everything, all the time, always."
Chuck Klosterman
Reads Dan Jenkins' faintly racist tweets about Sergio Garcia
/Buys Saturday’s America online
/Weeps
He knew intimately about all the quick and larger hitters in American football. Above all he liked the linebackers and other violent crushers. He worshiped the violent crush. (Barry Hannah, "The Agony of T. Bandini")
by NietzscheanSuperFrog on Aug 19, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Show me someone over 80 who isn't racist
I don’t think they exist
"Football allows the intellectual part of my brain to evolve, but it allows the emotional part to remain unchanged. It has a liberal cerebellum and a reactionary heart. And this is all I want from everything, all the time, always."
Chuck Klosterman
by Kerwin4two on Aug 19, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is it racist
if you talk about stereotypes of all races? If so, I think we all got some racism in us.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
No
That just makes you a black person. Which technically we all……….
AHHHHHHHHH WHY DO THOSE SPIDERS HAVE KNIVES?
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 19, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THAT"S AGEIST!
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
These are full of win.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Fuck
I would plaster my office with these. That, or the man-cave.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
The Bud Christmas Box pairs well with the Camel Christmas carton.
Grandpa got one of each every year for Christmas.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Would pay cash money for one of them.
I don’t even smoke any more.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The JAX with guns?
I don’t always drink and shoot firearms, but when I do, I choose JAX beer.
JAX beer. When drunk and disorderly are both on the menu.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
by blanx73 on Aug 19, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and in reality,
when are they not?
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
It is Texas, after all.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, in really important news,
Burt Reynolds didn’t make his mortgage payments for over a year (on his intracoastal home) and is surprised that the mortgage co. filed for foreclosure.
by hobe g8r on Aug 19, 2011 11:09 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I can't think of any actor falling as far as he did from arguably the biggest star of the late 70s
That said I liked him in the Longest Yard remake.
Liked the whole remake actually.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Question for the commentariat
Every year since graduation I drive back to Fayetteville to watch a home game with my old man. This year I am choosing between Auburn and South Carolina. I had originally been planning for the SC game, but this morning a friend invited me to a concert that weekend, so Auburn is moving back into play. Opinions on which game I should attend?
by Woo Pig Phooie on Aug 19, 2011 11:10 AM EDT reply actions
What band?
Nick Bloomfield deserves and will recieve a rec from me on any post he makes over the next week*
*offer not valid if 2002 Cocktail Party is referenced
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 19, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Auburn
Better chance of a win
I trolled the Paul Finebaum three times during the Bagman show on 8/17/2011
Artist formerly known as NickBloomfield
E-fame forced me to join twitter
Craig James allegedly killed five hookers at SMU
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 19, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just like an Arkansas fan
going to a concert rather than watching a game.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 19, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
/mdwm
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
Isn't Fayetteville a house of horrors for Auburn?
I’d pick that one.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
which is just as good as money.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Great points, all!
I’ll ask my pops tonight and see which game he’d prefer, but it looks like the Auburn has taken the lead. A hearty thanks to all of you, even the Auburn fans.
by Woo Pig Phooie on Aug 19, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
where do you live now?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Auburn
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Pick a game any game
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'mma slap this on a t-shirt
And sell it to only the classiest of Kansas fans.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Aug 19, 2011 11:19 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Cannot rec this enough.
Best trolling ever.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
"And sell it to only the classiest of Kansas fans."
So you like not making any money?
by Gaknar on Aug 19, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Hipster thread is down below.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
The other thread is too mainstream
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Non-conformist? Yeah, I've been down that road more than twice...
I’ve been swimming in a sea of anarchy
I’ve been living on coffee and nicotine
I’ve been wondering if all the things I’ve seen
Were ever real, were ever really happening.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sizes: XL, XXL, XXL, and [A GREAT RUMBLE OF BASS AND MUCH SHAKING]
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 19, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Tyler Bray ran a 5.0?
I ran a 5.0 in high school and I was a back-up guard.
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:20 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
40 Times don't matter for Guards
All about the acceleration.
I trolled the Paul Finebaum three times during the Bagman show on 8/17/2011
Artist formerly known as NickBloomfield
E-fame forced me to join twitter
Craig James allegedly killed five hookers at SMU
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 19, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, but it is somewhat of a measure of overall athleticism
and the point I was making was that as a back-up offensive lineman in high school, I was faster than Tennessee’s starting quarterback
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Get your Spurrier wine now
/Goes to Piggly-Wiggly #134
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 19, 2011 11:26 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
My uncle keeps a bottle of this stuff for after every USC win.
by UGAVike on Aug 19, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That lasts a while, huh?
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 19, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Click clack!
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
by blanx73 on Aug 19, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So...
In a small cabinet, then?
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 19, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
October 9, 2010 was a good vintage.
by Cocky Scar on Aug 19, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dec. 3, 2011
/waiting
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 19, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Why are you waiting to see Sakerlina play Miss St?
by Cocky Scar on Aug 19, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/shiftyeyes.gif
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 19, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
in an unexpected turn of events, everyone else in the SEC leaves and joins the Longhorn Network
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
/A&M claims conference championship
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 19, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I did hear we were getting some shorter cameras
/trollgaze
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 19, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why do you wish you were making it up?
I think it’s a great idea for a USCocks fund-raiser.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
When will the NCAA drop their draconian rules regarding Athletes endorsing things
and give us the Pinot ANDIAMBRO?
Nick Bloomfield deserves and will recieve a rec from me on any post he makes over the next week*
*offer not valid if 2002 Cocktail Party is referenced
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 19, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ANDIAMBER ALE
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 19, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Don't think Garcia would back a Pinot
He’s more of an ale or stout guy.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
or franzia
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
SLAP THE BAG BRO
I almost busted out a bottle of two-buck Chuck last night. Went with Kraken instead and my head thanked me when I woke up.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
I thought this was a codpiece advertisement.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
A convicted felon's word is the NCAA gold standard
Coach Meyer doesn’t know his recent history: USC was brought down by a convicted felon with one photo of him with an assistant coach and a phone record of a single two-minute phone call. If the NCAA trusted Lloyd Lake, they’ll trust Shapiro.
by Topher Kersting on Aug 19, 2011 11:28 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
HEY EVERYBODY LOOK WHAT I FOUND I THINK THIS MEANS I WIN THE SCAVENGER HUNT
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 19, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
......Hey, brah, we got things to do...... out on the West Coast.....
and with all the hot chicks……we can’t be posting like, every day
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 19, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 19, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
I like his shirt
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Problem then is finding someone to wear it...
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 19, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You've got the lead, for sure.
But I remain hopeful that I will find a BYU fan poster. <dammit, where’s jc001 when you really need him>.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's not nice.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 19, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't he a Dukie attending UNC?
I seem to recall it was some wildly contradictory combination like that.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 19, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pretty sure you're right.
I remember him saying that, and immediately dismissing any notion of respecting him. Then I remembered that I’m an Auburn fan but went to Alabama for law school, and I had a sad. Then he made threeve accounts to self-rec, and I felt redeemed.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Aug 19, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There actually exists a program in which students are dual-enrolled in UNC and Duke
I think there was a big deal because Duke tried to ban some of these students for tenting, on the grounds they were rooting for UNC openly
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 19, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this.
a friend of mine did it. took classes at both schools, and got some sort of stipend for doing it too
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 19, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
He claimed to be a Dookie fan, but also claimed to have attended UNC
No telling what was truth or bullshit with that boy. [if he was a boy]
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 19, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
and sometimes a dog is a good as any man
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This was what I was driving at.
If one personality wasn’t a BYU fan, he could have made another that was.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
IS THE BIG SKY GETTING TO CROWDED?
WHERE WILL MONTANA END UP?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 19, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually he is a fighting Illini
Unlike their more contained counterparts, The Civil Illini
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Otherwise known as "Northwestern."
by Narrow Right on Aug 19, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Let's see how civil you can be after having season tickets for
the fist half of the Ron Turner era. Er, first. No difference, really.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 19, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You guys do love your Rons, don't you?
Might this entice you?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 19, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
The do Ron, Ron, Ron
They do Ron, Ron.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Rec'd
Cause I gotta
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 19, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know we had an Illini here!
I will be at the ASU-UI game on 9/17. Will you?
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
This should be on a poster somewhere
by ItsComplicated on Aug 19, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I think it should be a pic of me wearing an Uncle Sam hat
taking a beer bong and Hokepointing.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Negative, pardner
Planted firmly on the couch for a while with a baby Broncanous. Last game I saw at Memorial was the IU beatdown in ’08. Good times.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 19, 2011 12:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Its great to see the Broncanous species prolonged
hopefully, all will go well and the new hatchling will be released into the wild in 2019
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Texas: where the rednecks MAGNIFIQUE!
Although they can’t make moonshine as well as the Appalachia region
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
You think there's anything we can't do well?
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 19, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 26 recs
Winning the internet
You have.
I trolled the Paul Finebaum three times during the Bagman show on 8/17/2011
Artist formerly known as NickBloomfield
E-fame forced me to join twitter
Craig James allegedly killed five hookers at SMU
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 19, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Dear Internet... c'est fini.
It’s too beautiful.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 19, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dany Sheridan's one man legal team
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 11:40 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Sheridan is speaking at the Mobile Bar Association lunch today
Sadly I can’t go, but I can’t wait to get the report from my coworkers.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
mobile bar?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
early version:
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 19, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Craig James
Since Danny will not fess up on who Cam’s Bagman was, can one of your colleagues ask Danny what he knows about Craig James?
by BonesCrosby on Aug 19, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Gah I so wish I could go and troll the bar luncheon on behalf of EDSBS.
In person trolling of Sheridan in a room full of lawyers would be the greatest thing ever. Except that no one would be there to appreciate it.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
And then you had PAWL rilin' up the listeners:
by Joey C. on Aug 19, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And all our problems have been solved.....
Holgo the Barbarian with his new ride:
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 11:43 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
I didn't know you could drive from the back seat
I trolled the Paul Finebaum three times during the Bagman show on 8/17/2011
Artist formerly known as NickBloomfield
E-fame forced me to join twitter
Craig James allegedly killed five hookers at SMU
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 19, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
He doesn't have to, the driver's in the front.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Which seat should he take?
It’s Friday.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I finally gave in and actually listened to that for the first time today.
Regrets. I have them in spades.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
You've had a few... but then again, too few to mention.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 19, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hate you.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 19, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Jeeves!
Your finest dog track and casino, chop chop!
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
he got his license back months ago, but he keeps the driver because he likes him
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
What is Drew Brees doing at WVU?
He didnt even play college football!
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I've been waiting to share this story for a while
The “unpleasantness” at the casino, what precipitated the coaching change?
Was he drinking with my aunt and uncle?
BET YOUR ASS HE WAS.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
by blanx73 on Aug 19, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 13 recs
I was never more proud of my family than that day.
A close second is when great-grandpa went through an orphanage.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
by blanx73 on Aug 19, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
With a Buick?
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
by DrBundy on Aug 19, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Fangs/claws.
Old school.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
by blanx73 on Aug 19, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I knew this back in April....
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
That's right, you did!
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
Goddamn I love Bon Iver
probably only 2-3 of you that have a clue why I’m saying that
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 19, 2011 11:48 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Pffffft
I always hear EVERYONE talking about Bon Iver. They’re about as famous as Arcade Fire by now.
I trolled the Paul Finebaum three times during the Bagman show on 8/17/2011
Artist formerly known as NickBloomfield
E-fame forced me to join twitter
Craig James allegedly killed five hookers at SMU
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 19, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Also A.J. McCarron
Liked Bon Iver before they got big
I trolled the Paul Finebaum three times during the Bagman show on 8/17/2011
Artist formerly known as NickBloomfield
E-fame forced me to join twitter
Craig James allegedly killed five hookers at SMU
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 19, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Before HE got pick
/dismissively sips PBR
by emc503 on Aug 19, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's about as 'hipster' a statement as you can make
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 19, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
More a reference to comment above that
NO ONE ACTUALLY READS THE CI. There’s a link to a Bon Iver song in there.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 19, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love Bon Iver, but I went to their show in Raleigh a couple of weeks ago,
and it was easily the most boring show I have ever been, too.
"Hold your mouth for the war. Use it for what it's for." - P. Anselmo
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
thetwitter
by TheDutchWonder on Aug 19, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
yo dude
I’m no hipster, but I do love indie music.
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Def wasn't being a dick
and trying to “call out” indie cred or something. See above – link to Bon Iver song in the CI. New band for ya though: Phosphorescent. Played with Bon Iver a few times. Think they were in Birmingham last night even.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 19, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Scratch that - they are playing Tuscaloosa TONIGHT.
Anyone in T-town should check that out. Also playing Austin City Limits festival on 9.17
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 19, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I hate people.
But I love gatherings.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Isn't that ironic?
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Man, that is so like a black fly in your chardonnay.
Or a death row pardon a minute too late.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 19, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's like a traffic jam when you're already late
by creasy bear on Aug 19, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A 1000 spoons
when all you need is a knife?
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 19, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's replacing the coach of your team
with a man who beats up his wife.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
ZOMG GOLD STAR COMMENT
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Aug 19, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
People are so mainstream.
I’m only friends with critically endangered species.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 19, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Perfectly logical.
They’re name is entirely too close to being “hippies”
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
by Slice of Life on Aug 19, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I sympathize with hippies more than I do hipsters
but really i’m just an upper middle class white boy trying to have a good time
/wait, what?
Take me to France and watch me dance,
Let me drink that wine,
Spinning around a dark haired girl,
Having us a good ol' time. - Ryan Bingham
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Loving indie music doesn't make one a hipster.
Hipsterism is concerned less with listening to good music than it is with the ‘I was there’ aesthetic.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 19, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
2 albums and 1 EP
All fucking solid gold (even if the last track on the new record is unbearably 80s Chicago).
The Takeaway Show videos on YouTube are watchworthy.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Beth/Rest
Greatest troll ever executed. Seriously.
He knew intimately about all the quick and larger hitters in American football. Above all he liked the linebackers and other violent crushers. He worshiped the violent crush. (Barry Hannah, "The Agony of T. Bandini")
by NietzscheanSuperFrog on Aug 19, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh
I preferred indie rock before it was polished glorified soft rock.
/Not trying to sound like a hipster but it’s kinda true. Too much these days is driven by acoustic guitars, synths, strings, etc. Give me my fucking guitars and make them loud.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 19, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do these performers count as 'indie'?
Play on, playas! (NSFW)
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
yes, terrible SUV, and yes
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
#teambothatthesametime
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THE NUMBER OF 80s REVIVAL ALBUMS IS TOO DAMN HIGH!
Still, there’s a lot of good stuff going on these days. And the bad stuff is still better than 90% of anything else going on.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Maus
Someone will write and illustrate a graphic novel where Michael Irvin time-travels forward to party with Nevin Shapiro, and it will replace Maus as the definitive work of the genre.
Exhibit 11,991 of why I read this site daily
by BonesCrosby on Aug 19, 2011 11:54 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Damn right
Gimme some sugar, baby.
by Tubby Sweetbundle on Aug 19, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
someone make this picture
Gimme some sugar, baby.
by Tubby Sweetbundle on Aug 19, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it pretentious
That I’m looking up how to submit fiction to the New Yorker…
I trolled the Paul Finebaum three times during the Bagman show on 8/17/2011
Artist formerly known as NickBloomfield
E-fame forced me to join twitter
Craig James allegedly killed five hookers at SMU
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 19, 2011 11:57 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I remember Nick before he hit it big
Hardly recognize him now, fame’s gone straight to his head. Hanging out at fancy Manhattan (KS) cocktail parties and rubbing elbows with power brokers in Washington (state).
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 19, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The one cocktail party in Manhattan, Kanasa
/trolls freely since jonfmorse’s internet is out
But I am serious though, I am thinking about submitting some shit because, hey, money is money.
I trolled the Paul Finebaum three times during the Bagman show on 8/17/2011
Artist formerly known as NickBloomfield
E-fame forced me to join twitter
Craig James allegedly killed five hookers at SMU
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 19, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I liked Nick
before he won the internetz. Back before he was mainstream.
by haybeav on Aug 19, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I did used to read Word Up magazine
Salt n’ Peppa and Heavy D up in the limousine.
I trolled the Paul Finebaum three times during the Bagman show on 8/17/2011
Artist formerly known as NickBloomfield
E-fame forced me to join twitter
Craig James allegedly killed five hookers at SMU
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 19, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When you were broke man, could you picture this?
by Mango Stasi on Aug 19, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And this is bad, how?
/alsolikesmokedoysters
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 19, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7D27mL2JkI&ob=av2n
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer Lupe
I trolled the Paul Finebaum three times during the Bagman show on 8/17/2011
Artist formerly known as NickBloomfield
E-fame forced me to join twitter
Craig James allegedly killed five hookers at SMU
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 19, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
You should try for the NaNoWriMo
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Nascar people
WHO IS THIS?
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 19, 2011 12:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
She seems to be glowing
and her smile is making me happy.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Aug 19, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
first person who made a fireproof suit look good
and no, Danica Patrick didn’t do it.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Maryeve was a Maxim model before going NASCAR
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Her name is Nascar Marketing Ploy
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 19, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
NASCAR? Marketing ploys?
For shame, sir!
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 19, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I also call her Danica 2: Electric Boogaloo
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 19, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
Yeh
She showed up on my tv on ESPN2 and I had to pay attention for a little bit to get her name for “research purposes”
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 19, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's a great business plan
1. Turn left, turn left, turn left.
2. Finish fourth.
3. Turn left, turn left, turn left.
4. Take bikini photos.
5. Turn left, turn left, turn left.
6. Complain about not being taken seriously.
7. PROFIT
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 19, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
8. Mudwrestle with Danica
9. Even MOAR PROFIT
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That idea
May be enough to supply normal people a LOOONNGG Time
Or in 8Ball’s case a week and a half
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 19, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Mayeve Default
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Typing fail It's Maryeve [not Mayeve]
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Her & Danica are the Go Daddy women
Personally I prefer Danica Patrick but I wouldn’t kick her out of the bunk for eating crackers
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd watch them play for the same
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 19, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
I mean Danica is tomgirl/girl next door sexy but this 1 is real world I will take you out for a nice steak dinner and still call you the next night sexy
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 19, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I callz 'em likes I seez 'em...I'm a whale biologist
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 19, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh ok
So you work in “San Diago” ?
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 19, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Never understood the Danica love.
She’s “NASCAR” hot. Not actually that great looking. Without that makeup she would hardly get a second look on most big campuses.
If you did property values would be going up.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
...YOU CANNOT PASS?
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 19, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
she's just awkard
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Aug 19, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I agree.
I always found her to be kind of…manly-looking. I routinely see hotter girls in Michigan, much less at an SEC/Southwestern school.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 19, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a slow day
I trolled the Paul Finebaum three times during the Bagman show on 8/17/2011
Artist formerly known as NickBloomfield
E-fame forced me to join twitter
Craig James allegedly killed five hookers at SMU
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 19, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I just read that there is a BIG 10,11,12 pub crawl in Buckhead this weekend
It will look an awful lot like that time a group of BIG alumni tried to run the Peachtree Road Race
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
Are the Texas alums there going to require the other alums to pay for half of the Texas alums' drinks?
by Albino Tornado on Aug 19, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
No, but we will try to get everyone to drink at our bar.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 19, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
A&M at the SEC bar:
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
by lhb98 on Aug 19, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I guess I phrased that wrong.
BIG Conference. not old SWC
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I wanna go...
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 19, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I'm out for the weekend
see you suckas on the other side.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Aug 19, 2011 12:08 PM EDT reply actions
Clay Travis sounds like an exhaustingly relentless douchebag...
… exactly because of quotes like this:
This is a massive story that will be integral to all reporting on conference realignment for the foreseeable future.
Jesus, dude. Third world despots think your delusions are grandeurish.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 19, 2011 12:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That is the stupidest thing that has ever been said in the history of man.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 19, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I take it you didn't watch Ancient Aliens last night?
by Mango Stasi on Aug 19, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This series of jokes is the worst comedic attempt that humanity has ever made or will make
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 19, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
by emc503 on Aug 19, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Autorec'd.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 19, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
O'Doyle Rules!!!!
Primary: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 19, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
And a hipster d-bag to boot:
Indeed, it’s altogether possible that I have experience writing for more different "mainstream" sports sites than anyone in the country. But I didn’t think it felt right to join a fourth.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 19, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Translation: "I get fired a lot."
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 19, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
In other news, Urbz will soon announce his plans
to reinstate Shaprio to the Gators. He knows Nevin was never a player for UF, but it’s a tough habit to break.
by Grib on Aug 19, 2011 12:23 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Morning Derelicts
It’s a day off for the kids, everyone’s sleeping in, and so here I am up at 6:30, since I’ve been tossing and turning since 5.
Getting old sucks.
Nick Bloomfield、万歳！万歳！万歳！
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
Yeah, I didn't have power last night for about 7 hours
So the kids are freaked and my wife has conditioned me so well to require white noise to sleep, I was up until about 3. And I couldn’t even read or nothin.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 19, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
My wife also needs white noise to sleep
it’s starting to affect my sleeping habits
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Aug 19, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL SARPY COUNTY
On the other hand, my life flashed before my eyes driving down US-75 around 7:30 last night.
/Who throws a party in Plattsmouth?
//On a Thursday?
#Sour
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 19, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Who goes to a party in Plattstucky?
Dated a girl who lived there once. ONCE.
/all the bugshit crazy
by Albino Tornado on Aug 19, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
The preferred nomenclature is Plattsmeth
/Trollgaze @ AHF
Drank in a barn, built a fire in 30 mph winds without the use of accelerants, made s’mores and drank some more.
I know three or four Plattsmouth natives. They run about 50-75% crazy. Moreso if they don’t leave at the first opportunity.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 19, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That's called "distilling the crazy."
Yeah, I don’t get off 75 anymore when heading south until I get to Nebraska City.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 19, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
And now the boy is up, so I've got "Magic Schoolbus" on before I even have coffee.
Oy.
Nick Bloomfield、万歳！万歳！万歳！
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 19, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Disney Channel preschool programming is solid.
Or at least it doesn’t make me wanna claw my eyes out like Yo Gabba Gabba does.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 19, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Those things on Yo GabbaGabba are frightening
Next time I get high, I’m going to watch Nick Jr for hours and laugh my ass off
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
We have to turn the cable back on this week.
We cut it for the summer. Recorded a ton of Disney Channel (young stuff up through Phineas and Ferb) so it was livable. This is from the library.
Nick Bloomfield、万歳！万歳！万歳！
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 19, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
“Little Einsteins” is actually pretty good as far as kids’ shows go… they’re at least telling the kids about the artist and composer.
Nick Bloomfield: EDSBS Hero.
My 2 year old LOVES that show.
Nick Bloomfield、万歳！万歳！万歳！
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 19, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Mine too.
She calls it “Limesteins.” I’m not sure why.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 19, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Ours says "Little Feinsteins"
I have to laugh picturing here watching a bad sportswriter
Nick Bloomfield、万歳！万歳！万歳！
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 19, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"her"
/more coffee
Nick Bloomfield、万歳！万歳！万歳！
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 19, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
"Little Einsteins"
is also Jim Delany’s nickname for his student-athletes.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 19, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cubs fire GM Jim Hendry
Bad GM was bad.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 12:40 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Wow--fired him way too soon.
There are plenty more 35-year-olds to sign to multi-year deals. Hell, Jim Thome hasn’t even been a Cub yet—Hendry’s work was far from finished.
by Gator Cub on Aug 19, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Funny, back in 2008 when the Cubs made the play-offs....
I had lots of people telling me Hendry was a fuckin’ genius.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He did put together some good teams.
2008 being by far the best. And for all the jokes I make about his penchant for signing old people, Kenny Lofton was a pretty good pickup in 2003 (bonus points for that same deal landing Aramis Ramirez).
by Gator Cub on Aug 19, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
2008 was also kind of smoke and mirrors.
Half the team had performances that they haven’t replicated since.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 19, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
As someone who watched at least 100 games that season
(hurray 2L year!) I still have no idea how any of that happened. Until the 8 game losing streak toward the end, it felt like a four month hot streak.
Helped make the Dodgers series one of my worst sports-related gut punches.
by Gator Cub on Aug 19, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was a four month hot streak.
Jim Fucking Edmonds slugged something like .570.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 19, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had the Cubs in the office wager that year and won a bunch of money and beer.
It was glorious. Of course, the both the years before and after I lost a bunch of money and beer on the bums.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My roommate was a Rays fan, too,
so I still have days where I refuse to believe 2008 actually happened.
I entered the Tampa Bay Rays Playoff Ticket Lottery in September in hopes of grabbing Cubs World Series Tickets. It was… surreal.
by Gator Cub on Aug 19, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh im sorry sir
But 2008 did happen
And COTG decreed “I will allow this Philadelphia generation to have a professional championship then return them to their lives of loathing and hatred for all sports teams including their own”
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 19, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Awww, poor little Philadelphia, hadn't had a championship in 25 years
Boo-motherfucking-hoo
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
25 Years
Times 4 sports per year
Equals 100 sports seasons
3 Championships Since 1980
1 Since I’ve been born
BUT AT LEAST IM NOT CLEVELAND
/TROLLLLOLOL
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
Intelligent Ignorance
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 19, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm, calculation time...
no titles since 1964(47 years) times 3 teams per year
plus, 11 seasons of NHL for the Blue Jackets
That’s 152, 0 championships since I’ve been born, lived through The Drive, The Fumble, the Indians losing two World Series, including one on a blown save in the 9th inning of Game 7, the Browns being stolen away, and the Cavs shitting the bed in two Finals.
/sigh, it will be so sweet one day
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 19, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you implying that Mark Derosa isn't someone who should be counted on to hit .290 with 25 HRs while playing every position on the field?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuckin' DeRosa was a STUD that year.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Furk.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 19, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Lucky for him, he backloaded his own contract.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 19, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Will be paid $Threevetexas for six years after his prime.
Short as it was.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
This is what it felt like when Matt Millen got fired, only the exact opposite.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
And yet everyone was falling all over themselves to slurp him 3 years ago.
OLD SCHOOL POO-POO SABERMETRICS HARRUMPH.
What every anti-sabermetrician thinks he is:
What they are in actuality:
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 19, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Best Birthday present evah!
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't until I found out Hendry finally got shitcanned.
At first I was like…
But then, I was like…
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If tOSU had sent Emissary Campbell to Tressel's hearing
Mark Emmert: Mr. Tressel you are a cover-up artist and you are a liar.
Uncle Luke: But not a snitch.
ME: Excuse me.
UL: No, I don’t think I will.
ME: Mr. Campbell.
UL: This is such a crock of shit.
ME: Please watch your language Mr. Campbell. You are in the NCAA offices not a strip club. Mr. Tressel, I will give you one final opportunity to speak up.
UL: Mr. Tressel doesn’t want it. He doesn’t want to be labled “Still worthy of being an Anti-Michigan man.” What the hell is that. What is your motto here? “Boys, inform on your players, save your hide” anything short of that is lack of institutional control. Well, gentleman, when the shit hits the fan some guys run and some guys stay. Here’s Jimmy facing the fire, and there’s little Gene hiding in the Yella Fella’s pocket. And what are you doing? You’re gonna reward Gene and destroy Jimmy.
ME: Are you finished, Mr. Campbell?
UL: I’m just getting warmed up.
/launches into “We Want Some Pussy.”
"If you have the FACTS, pound the FACTS."
"If you don't have the FACTS, pound the table."
by I ate the grass on Aug 19, 2011 1:37 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
Pro Combat Uniforms
Look like this, Nike:
Football is not combat no matter how many times Lt. Winslow says it is.
/getting off my hobby horse now
//huge bete noir is huge
Well did you hear, there's a natural order?
Those most deserving will end up with the most?
That the cream cannot help but always rise up to the top,
Well I say,... "Shit floats."
As relevant as ever.
by jfwells on Aug 19, 2011 1:41 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Winslow Jr. knows a thing or two about combat.
He might just be the most experienced suicide bomber alive.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 19, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
This is what Naval Combat looks like these days:
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 19, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Given how many people play World of Warcraft and are in the military, this doesn't surprise me
It also makes me think I would be pro at whatever they’re doing in that picture.
by Synaesthesia on Aug 19, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
getting carpal tunnel?
Nick Bloomfield、万歳！万歳！万歳！
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 19, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hard to say
After years of playing IIDX and Stepmania, I will either never get carpal tunnel, or get it very soon.
by Synaesthesia on Aug 19, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
and a rec
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 19, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
TODAY ON NDNation:
Regarding the uniforms Notre Dame will be wearing against Michigan:
How do you beat anyone wearing this queer looking uniform?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 19, 2011 1:46 PM EDT reply actions
Ask Oregon?
Nick Bloomfield、万歳！万歳！万歳！
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 19, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You think you have balls?
You’ve got bupkus.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 2:39 PM EDT reply actions
Quote from the complaint
“Mr. Berry quickly discovered, however, that virtually every representation the firm had made about itself was false.”
Welcome to the practice of big-law, kid.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
We take work/life balance issues seriously here at this 430 partner firm.
/Demands ThreeveTexas billable hours
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 19, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Partners live, you work.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
In a manner of speaking
As the old saying goes, making partner at Biglaw is like winning a pie-eating contest and finding out that first prize is more pies.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Oh, I know.
I just never let facts get in the way of a good joke.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
Stunned that Vandy is giving any holidays at all...
ACTUAL CONVERSATION:
PROF: “…so for Monday’s seminar, make sure—”
YOUNG IMPORT: “Wait, we have class on Labor Day? WTF?”
PROF: “This is Vanderbilt, young man. We’re not labor, we’re management.”
FIN.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 19, 2011 5:22 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
School I taught at in North Carolina
had class on MLK Day until 2008.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 19, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow
That guy nailed his audition for Longhorn Network commentator!
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