Our commentariat often performs acts of derring-do unheard of in most corners of the internet, but today one EDSBSsian went hard like a Russian, facelifted the bar with an unseen bravery, and called in not once, but twice to the Paul Finebaum show. He used the words hookers in connection with Craig James. He mentioned random murders. He shouted out Holly Anderson on air, and then became the first person in the history of humanity to shout out Syracuse on air on the Finebaum Radio Network. The people cried out: "Who will save us?" A voice from the din whispered: "Nick Bloomfield, EDSBS commenter, American citizen, and hero to humanity." For your achievements, sir: all the cocktails, starting with these one hundred delivered from the EDSBS Staff itself. Cheers.