FINEBAUM OPEN THREAD: ALL HAIL HYPNOTROLL

You know what is going to happen here. Paul Finebaum has a blockbuster show where Danny Sheridan is supposed to reveal THE EXCLUSIVE NAME OF THE CAM NEWTON BAG MAN if his LAWYERS WILL ALLOW IT. Sheridan's lawyers, who are in fact a pair of dessicated salamander corpses he keeps at all times in his pocket, will not, and we'll have all willingly submitted ourselves to an auto-trolling of the first degree, but life's about the journey, not the destination, right? That's what they told the Donner Party, and they all seemed to be pretty happy with the results in the end.

Listen here and prepare for an afternoon of spluttering outrage and letdown. LET US GO!

(Image via reader Tom_Kazansky)

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