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FINEBAUM OPEN THREAD: ALL HAIL HYPNOTROLL

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You know what is going to happen here. Paul Finebaum has a blockbuster show where Danny Sheridan is supposed to reveal THE EXCLUSIVE NAME OF THE CAM NEWTON BAG MAN if his LAWYERS WILL ALLOW IT. Sheridan's lawyers, who are in fact a pair of dessicated salamander corpses he keeps at all times in his pocket, will not, and we'll have all willingly submitted ourselves to an auto-trolling of the first degree, but life's about the journey, not the destination, right? That's what they told the Donner Party, and they all seemed to be pretty happy with the results in the end.

Listen here and prepare for an afternoon of spluttering outrage and letdown. LET US GO!

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YAY

I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.

by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 17, 2011 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Game. On.

...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...

by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 3:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Never heard the finebaum show before

figured this should be my initiation, PPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!

by touchdown H-town on Aug 17, 2011 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS IS GONNA BE HUGE

except when it isn’t

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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN

by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 3:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

HARUMPH

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

oh

my innocence is lost

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAGMAN? MIAMI

WHY THE FUCK DO I STILL HEAR COMMERCIALS!

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Good show everyone.

Let’s have a drink or three!

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

FIRST TIME LISTENER

go easy on me PAAAWWWWWLLLLLL

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 17, 2011 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

like a man

who’s 40

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

CAMNEWTONCAMNEWTONCAMNEWTON

I TURN ON THE RADIO AND THAT IS ALL I HEAR. EVERY DAY.

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IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN

by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get ready for a lot of Bush bumper music

And some insane local ads

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make money from home!

We buy gold!
Liposuction!

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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN

by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

you should try sniffing glue

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

see previous thread.

i was willingly a miami fan. sane?

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

video available here

http://myfoxfinebaum.com/

(it’s about 20 seconds ahead of the audio most days)

by Ardbeg on Aug 17, 2011 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

So we get the director's cut?

And all the unrated stuff unfit for FCC-monitored radio? Weeeeeeeee!

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Over/under: fifth segment

by Ramzy on Aug 17, 2011 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Still loading, come on, you better stream to this region of the world

or I swear Finebaum I will sic so many exploding dogs on yer ass!

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب

THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 17, 2011 3:07 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Can we play footbaw yet?

Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 17, 2011 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

needs moar houndtoof

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب

THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 17, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

lay off the 80's Saints fans

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IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN

by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh

I always thought it was pronounced “fin-eh-bomb”

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

There used to be a parody of him on one of the early-80s morning shows in B'ham called "Paul Timebomb"

And there was a Finebaum dartboard in Sam’s Super Sandwiches in Homewood when I was in high school. Reagan was President. If you need to know how long PAWWWWWWWWWWWWL has been a blight on the 205…

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Aug 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's a show. Not a network, you douche.

鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Sheridan's already walking it back

Will only name a name if his lawyer let’s him.

by Emerszi on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

DROPPING F-BAUMS

BAGMAN BAGMAN BAGMAN

...and the wind cries McGuffie

by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Machinehead yall

its on

Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 17, 2011 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm just going to sit back and watch this thread.

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT WE TAKE WILL BE AN INTERESTING PROGRAM

NO SHIT PAWL!

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

WUWU

I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.

by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 17, 2011 3:09 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

dammit man.

this is too much for my bandwidth

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 17, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ERRONEOUS

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IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN

by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

That Bears fan needs that paper bag more than we Saints fans do.

After all, our team actually beat Peyton Manning in the Super Bowl.

by Nabb1 on Aug 17, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yep, those Aints were bad....

Reminded me of the 1967-1969 Pittsburgh Steelers.
4-9-1
2-11-1
1-13

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 18, 2011 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What I'd like to describe as " Subterranean Lunatic Fringe Elements"

I’m stealing that

Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting

by PodKATT on Aug 17, 2011 3:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

PLEASE MENTION EDSBS

#FRINGE’D

Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.

by Spencer Hall on Aug 17, 2011 3:10 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Please.

Hammond-fancying.

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST

by blanx73 on Aug 17, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hurry up and get to the juicy shit

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu/Mikie Mahtook fan club
Chopper To Chipper-your favorite dinky Braves site.

by WatsonTiger on Aug 17, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my Goodness

Subterranean fringe lunatic elements.

 This can only get better from here.

by kofibiney on Aug 17, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The bagman could be Bear Bryant, raised from the dead...

… and it still wouldn’t knock Da U off the front page.

/offer does not apply to ESPN

by lhb98 on Aug 17, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

First caller

no question, has to be TAMMY, killer Auburn fanatic.

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Subterrainean fringe lunatic elements

Like neon, the craziest of the noble gases

Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter

by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

.......Don Seigelman?

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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN

by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

LULZ

...and the wind cries McGuffie

by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

okay, my feed is about 60 seconds behind

damn

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

HE WILL NOT GIVE YOU THE NAME

What a bitch

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

BOOthisman.gif

...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...

by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course. No name.

Harry Long

by Harry Long on Aug 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Shocking

no name

Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

RAEGRAEGRAEG

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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN

by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Cool story, Danny.

Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

yeah we've all been trolled

everyone go home

...and the wind cries McGuffie

by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Fetus died?

/eyes looming spider closet door

For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.

by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

There should be Miami to roll

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"

by Cranked_Irish on Aug 17, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh of course

i wasn’t really serious

...and the wind cries McGuffie

by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

"No, I will not give you that name."

Well, now Finebaum’s gonna throw him through the Spanish announcer’s table.

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

by Run Home Jack on Aug 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Jesus Christ.

I just went to take a whiz, people.

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST

by blanx73 on Aug 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

THEY SEE ME TROLLAN

THEY HATIN’

There is a Twitter | The website is MOCKSESSION

by Bubbaprog on Aug 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

REPORTER'S CREED

HE CARES ABOUT BEING RIGHT!

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Did the state's fanciest attorney

just tell Danny that his “deposition is gonna get tooken”?

/godblessalabama

by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I think it was "tukken"

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tekken

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT A BITCHMADE BITCH

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu/Mikie Mahtook fan club
Chopper To Chipper-your favorite dinky Braves site.

by WatsonTiger on Aug 17, 2011 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Master troll is masterful

Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.

by Spencer Hall on Aug 17, 2011 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Danny, give the name to Harvey Updyke

hes got nothing to lose

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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN

by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

the difference is Robinson is an actual journalist who actually had sources and actually got confirming evidence

Sheridan knows how to look at gambling websites, average -3.5, -2.5, -3.0, and -3.0, and say -3.0.

by Ardbeg on Aug 17, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

A few weeks later:

LOL NO

...and the wind cries McGuffie

by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I might not say it on the air

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

First time since last night

That’s been properly used

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

INCORRECT

Any use of that .gif is proper use.

by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

Waitaminnut...

Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 17, 2011 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   4 recs

"I would hate to ruin this guy's life"

“Who also works at a Georgia bank branch /coughcough”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Just a quick note

in 9 minutes, this thread had 153 comments

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

threeve fanshots

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

This thing is going new-q-ler.

...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...

by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

/cringe

FERK

A proud Wacavhoosabrelier

by wahoocrew on Aug 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap.. is sheridan on there already?

/can’t stream at work and loading jox94.5 android app in meantime

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

He is.

Says he knows who it is, but won’t release the name on the air.

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

summary:

/middle finger

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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Every time I listen to PAAAAAWWLLLL, I end up hearing some damn lawyer

At least this guy sounds smarter than Updyke’s guy.

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Aug 17, 2011 3:15 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

the callers are smarter than glennon treat

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Updyke's lawyer may not be a lawyer anymore.

He was terrible.

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ok so

Sheridan has no idea who the fuck the bagman is.

Greyshirted No More
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive

by Peter Gray on Aug 17, 2011 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Or there never was one to begin with

Since Auburn still has never received a notice of infractions or even been questioned about Cam in months because no one has found anything.

Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I am too

and I’m on my laptop

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is this fuckery

this is the biggest circle jerk

/first time

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

the witness either comes forward or doesn't come forward

DANNY SHERIDAN SUPPORTS EXCLUDED MIDDLE!

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I honestly think PAWWWWL is pissed

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This interview

is like a slackjawed version of All The President’s Men.

by JimHalpert on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I really don't think we should be aggrandizing Finebau--

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTROLL.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

if you find yourself surprised that this isn't going to pan out

you’ve never lived in Alabama

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Welcome to Legal Chat with Vince Kilborne...with guest

Danny Sheridan. Woohoo!

PPPPAAAAAWWWWWLLLLLL!!! Cut this crap out.

by Dabolicious on Aug 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

New to this whole Collegiate football thingy

who is this Cam Newton they keep talking about? Do Alabama University and University of Auburn not like each other’s ball team?

Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Futbol

"Fish aren't smart. It's not like they have advanced degrees."
Mike Leach - Arrrrrrrrrr

by letsgopsu on Aug 17, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAW YAW YAW YAW

FUTBAW

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Drugs

He mentioned the meds

by TheBlackAttack on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Paul is angry

His big scoop has turned out to be a fraud.

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Guys

I guarantee you Finebaum is watching this thread

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

HI PAUL

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hive

My real name is Nirav Parikh and you are still a hack Danny.

by VUfanInNJ on Aug 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Cockroach, eh?

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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN

by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

DANNY SHERIDAN IS A BIOLOGIST

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Internet blogs.

Representin’!

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

my definition of cockroach? what?

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Way too early.

Paul knows you have to give them time to stew.

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

GRAB SOME SACK

...and the wind cries McGuffie

by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

COCK-A-ROACH- BLOGGERS!

GRAB SOME SACK! MOTHER’S BASEMENT!

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

WHY YOU KEEP BUFFERING, VIDEO STREAM!?

Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.

by Specter177 on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

MAN UP

unless you are danny sheridan

then you can hide behind a lawyer

by kizzak on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Oh my God

FUCK YOU SO HARD RIGHT NOW US COMZ AND YOUR SHITTY BANDWIDTH RESTRICTIONS TO WHERE I CAN FUCKING LOAD A 15 SECOND PROGRESSIVE ADVERTISEMENT! SUCH UTTER BULL SHIT!

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب

THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

CAN'T*

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب

THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's clearly reading his definition of cockroach from Urban Dictionary

and not from a reliable source like Wikipedia or something.

Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter

by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

GRAB SOME SACK INTERNET

Choose your words carefully

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Aug 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Sodium pentathol?

Well… let’s not rule anything out, now.

Anybody want to take up a collection?

by vineyarddawg on Aug 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I thought PAWWWWLLLLLL was a Lawya

Never ask the question that to which you don’t already know the answer

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"

by Cranked_Irish on Aug 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

He's got a lawyer on retainer so he'll be grabbing all the sacks he wants, thank you.

I am a lawyer and this is not legal advice. For legal advice, please contact Glennon Threatt.

by thermhere on Aug 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

i’m behind but this is fucking ace.

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

HE'LL TAKE A POLYGRAPH

AWWWW SHIT LETS DO THIS!

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The only Cockroach I know:

Harry Long

by Harry Long on Aug 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

PREZ SEZ SKOOL IS 4 LOSERS

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب

THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

"FUCK YOU I'M FAMOUS"-Danny

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu/Mikie Mahtook fan club
Chopper To Chipper-your favorite dinky Braves site.

by WatsonTiger on Aug 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Fuck you, Sheridan.

Real name – Dabo Swinney

…and yes, I am in my mom’s basement.

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Thats a lie!!!

Dabo can’t afford a basement.

by Dabolicious on Aug 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

True...

but mom can!

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hang up on him, PAWWWL

He wants to so bad

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I wish Sheridan's lawyer

was actually Barry Zuckerkorn. Then we’d have a bagman

...and the wind cries McGuffie

by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Why is this clownfraudjoke on here?

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there a class in J-School now

that teaches, “WHEN IN DOUBT, CALL BLOGS/MESSAGE BOARDS LOSERS WHO LIVE IN THEIR MOTHER’S BASEMENTS”?

If there is one thing besides laziness and mediocrity that unites print journalism, it’s hatred for teh message bordz.

by JimHalpert on Aug 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Danny Sheridan can speak for himself

He’s a grown ass man

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

From this board

It seems like FUCK YOU SHERIDAN is going to trend on Twitter soon

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

UPDATEZ PLZ.

CANNOT HAZ SOUND YET.

You get that chocolate milk!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

So, supposedly

No name was given. I think. I’m not sure though.

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He ain't got shit

Hiding behind lawyers. Told the “internet” to “Grab some sack”

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nothing's happening

Nothing’s happening…nothing’s happening…there’s something about a map…

by zls44 on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nothing is happening

Danny is saying “I can’t comment on that” to everything, but claiming he knows things.

Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter

by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

sheridan basically on here saying

“i’m not saying anything”

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nothing but pron for you lawyer types

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"

by Cranked_Irish on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Two tablespoons of sound

Cup and a half of fury

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

by Run Home Jack on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Aaah, the "People on the internet live in their mothers' basements." blast from Sheridan

No, that’s not at all tired. Fuck off, has-been.

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Would.

Over and over and over and over and over.

...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...

by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

Would attempt, then expire from elation.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Aug 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd hit it

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What is this from, anyway?

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Her vs. Mila Kunis makes me happy.

...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...

by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

can. not. rec. enough.

...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...

by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

/yes
//yes

Looking for retweets and no original thoughts whatsoever? Have I got the place for you: IndyDevil's Twitter

by IndyDevil on Aug 17, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuckyou NFF

what am i missing?

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 17, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kristin Bell in bed saying bullshit repeatedly.gif

...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...

by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

My first green!

I would like to thank Kristin Bell, Paul Finebaum, and Danny Sheridan for this glorious moment.

by kngry7 on Aug 17, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I can haz mila?

...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...

by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Only if I get Kristin

All you other men stay BACK.

by lhb98 on Aug 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sorry, 'horn

Kristin’s mine. I’m taking her from you. Right of conquest and all that.

The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter

by jonfmorse on Aug 17, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is @finebaum 's version of the Al Capone safe cracking..... #geraldo'd

If that's football, I'll stand on my head and piss over that goalpost. - Coach Ronnie Shelly

by Itismemc on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"I assume this is the blogs, the Internet..."

Um, bud, the phone calls on Finebaum are batshit crazier than anything you’ll see on the Internet.


Mmmmmmmmmmmaybe ND Nation.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

i think i'll...

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So now Danny Sheridan is Nick Saban...

… and doesn’t have time for this shit?

Nice trolling, sir. Nice trolling, indeed.

by vineyarddawg on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm totally wasting my time with this

but I can’t stop listening

Show business is a hideous bitch-goddess." --George Burns

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Rec's with HATE

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"

by Cranked_Irish on Aug 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet he has an edit button!

:kicks dirt:

...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...

by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

he'd better

he’s a grown ass man

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

WTF COMMERCIAL OUT OF NOWHERE!

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I really don't wanna comment on that

/paul hangs up.

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

HE DID IT

PAWWWL ENDED IT

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

did Sheridan just get cut off??? GLORIOUS

鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

PPPPPPAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWwLLLLLLLLLLLLL

You cut him off…he wuz gonna insult us some more.

by Dabolicious on Aug 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

That was flippin' sweet!

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Z KEY BRO

KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS ARE HOW THE PROS DO THEIR TROLLING

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

SON

NATIONAL CHAMPIONS ARE CREATED IN THE LONG HOT DAYS OF AUGUST!

ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE NOT A NATIONAL CHAMPION?

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Z key man

tap that shit

...and the wind cries McGuffie

by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't tap my Z key fast enough.

And still be able to read them.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.

by Specter177 on Aug 17, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is he from da U?

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"

by Cranked_Irish on Aug 17, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

15 minutes in and we're over 300 comments.

Right on pace for a Finebaum open thread.

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

lol omg

was that on purpose?

or was it the illuminati?

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Circus music seems appropriate.

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

How fucking powerful does he think this "bagman" is?

“If I were facing financial retribution, I’d not come forward”

/GETS CUT THE FUCK OFF.

YOU DON’T BRING THAT WEAK SHIT IN FINEBAUM’S HOUSE.

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Aug 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

word.

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inaccurate

There are no palm tees outside my window.

by Mango Stasi on Aug 17, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE.

I’M NOT IN SHAPE FOR THIS.
/pukes

You get that chocolate milk!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I HAVE RHADBO NOW

...and the wind cries McGuffie

by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

GOD DAMNIT ACS

WE STARTED CONTACT DRILLS WHEN THE TEXAS TECH TROLLING OCCURED, HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO BE READY FOR SEPTEMBER 3RD?

/RS Junior Captain ACS put in second string

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Seriously.

This is getting out of hand.

HOW CAN I APPRECIATE YOUR SNARK IF THERE’S SO COTDAMN MUCH OF IT.

I AM OVERSATURATED, SIRS (and MADAMS).

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Aug 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

/spencerpuke.jpg

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب

THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was beyond amazing

PAWWWWL has reached a unique level hero for me

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.

by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

rec

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bill Stewart is communicating to you from the beyond

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

ladies and gentlemen, we have rec

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu/Mikie Mahtook fan club
Chopper To Chipper-your favorite dinky Braves site.

by WatsonTiger on Aug 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that when it cut to commercial, it was an ad for WebX

For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.

by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 17, 2011 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

"I'm going to work on my football business"

PAWWWL “Fuck you” CLICK

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

It's a reputable and honest profession.

UNLIKE WHATEVER IT IS US MESSAGE BOARD COMMENTERS DO.

by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 17, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

I GOT MY STREAM JACKED AND HE TRIED TO SELL ME A HANK AARON BAT AND NOW ITS BACK WITH NO SOUND AND HE ISNT WEARING HIS GLASSES AAAAAAAAA PAAAAAAWLLLLLLLLLL

by zls44 on Aug 17, 2011 3:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Who's the master?

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Even NSA Supercomputers

don’t have the processing to keep up with this thread.

by lhb98 on Aug 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Sheridan's back on.

Seems PAAAAWWWWLLL spent the break on Wikipedia.

by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

So lunatic fringe

It’s Noon where I’m at, should I have a sammich or left over ribs?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

RIBS, brah, always the ribs....

Unless maybe they’re beef ribs, thenit might be a toss-up. What kind of smmich?

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'll go with the ribs.

The only lunch meats I have is salami.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

clowns with sacks


bigger than his

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"As you grow older, no man will love you."

“Hydroxatone. For you leathery bitches.”

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Aug 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

so if i need to go make lunch noodles, should i go now?

or wait until the next completely random commercial break?

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 17, 2011 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

welp

not sure what these adverts say about their target audience.

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

380 comments and climbing...

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Where *I* come from . . .

. . . one definition of a “cockroach” is a media-whoring motherfucker who promises to set off bombs to draw attention to himself and his business and then turns tail and — what was the phrase again? — runs away once the lights come on.

And one very important difference between this behavior and that of the EDSBS insect society is that we are simply here to amuse ourselves while doing something else that is (mostly) productive for society. This is Danny Sheridan’s fucking gig.

Goddamn hypocritical mealy-mouthed motherfucking weasel.

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Aug 17, 2011 3:25 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Guaranteed Auburn caller whithin the next 5 minutes

PAWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLL, now just what’n hell is a lawer? Y U NO TELL ME?

by rtrblake on Aug 17, 2011 3:25 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

the job the three people who actually attend Bama end up getting?

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب

THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This

His excuse is full of shit

by UGAVike on Aug 17, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Completely.

Alli, where are you, and please tell me you get to feast off this incompetent on the reg in court.

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

CUT THE SHIT PAWL NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS NON-STORY.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Aug 17, 2011 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

not sick, hungover

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Aug 17, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I'm not mistaken, Airman Sheridan

was going to testify that he had absolutely no recollection of who the bagman was.

by lhb98 on Aug 17, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Promise him immunity PAAAWWWWLLL

/seriously, this guy might be stupid enough to believe him

by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

took you a while to get that one

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too long. Will read during next ad break.

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahaha

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adorable

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

aww, your daughter will have a thing for junkies now, how precious

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب

THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 17, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Gamera!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

PAWL GUNNING FOR THE LAWYA

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

snorted

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy fuck that's a a rec

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu/Mikie Mahtook fan club
Chopper To Chipper-your favorite dinky Braves site.

by WatsonTiger on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's just a simple hyperchicken from a back-woods asteroid...

Cut the bird-man some slack.

For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.

by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Am I in time for the cockblocking?

#AlCaponesvault

"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)

by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 17, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

it wouldn't be prudent

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Gawdamn peoples

I am a professional interwebz troll, and y’all are moving faster’n I can read.

The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter

by jonfmorse on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

(Then again, I'm still keeping up with four other threads.

Let’s see Auburn do THAT.)

The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter

by jonfmorse on Aug 17, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Threads?

THERE AIN’T NO THREADS JON. NOTHING BAD HAPPENED! CAM DIDN"T GET PAID. THERE ARE NO THREADS, CAUSE THERE AIN’T NO STORY. THERE ARE ONLY BAMA LIES!

by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 17, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

TRUTH IS AN ABSOLUTE DEFENSE TO LIBEL.

UNLESS LIBEL CAN RUN THE WING T OR WILDCAT

by thermhere on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

PAWL is wasting time now JUST because Auburn and/or Alabama is involved

Any other college radio show would be on fucking Miami by now

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Troof

He asked me as a respected colleague

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"

by Cranked_Irish on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Since when have reporters given a shit

about hurting someone’s feeling with their stories?

by JimHalpert on Aug 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

SPELL MY NAME BITCH

For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.

by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 17, 2011 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

spell my name, spell my name

when no one is around you, say bagman I see you, why you playin’ games?

Show business is a hideous bitch-goddess." --George Burns

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

lulz

A proud Wacavhoosabrelier

by wahoocrew on Aug 17, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES!

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST

by blanx73 on Aug 17, 2011 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll spell your name however I want

SHURRDAN

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

May God trust me?

Just spell my name right?

LOL

Super Double Chocolate Doomfinger Doomed

by BarnacleKB on Aug 17, 2011 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

BYOBB

byobb simpsons Pictures, Images and Photos

That extra B stands for “Bagman”

Show business is a hideous bitch-goddess." --George Burns

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 17, 2011 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

BBagman?

That’s that extra B for?

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Er, What's, not that's

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

typo irony

Show business is a hideous bitch-goddess." --George Burns

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 17, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hilarity approved.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Aug 17, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have any

 . . . children’s books

Show business is a hideous bitch-goddess." --George Burns

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 17, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe someone gets paid to do this.

"Herbicides don't kill trees. People kill trees."

by zzgator on Aug 17, 2011 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Did just he reference the consitution?

wft. This is cf, there is no rule of law.

Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.

by meatybob on Aug 17, 2011 3:29 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

i said it yesterday

but game threads will be a whole new level of insanity this year

...and the wind cries McGuffie

by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 3:29 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Don't think i could do it

I actually want to watch games, though it would be highly entertaining

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Key fact:

Lots of people will actually, yunno, be AT games

Twitter

by emc503 on Aug 17, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word.....

I will generally be at our local WVU Alumni Association gamewatch whenever my Mountaineers are playing.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 18, 2011 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

BROKE 4 DOZEN STORIES ON CNN

9 MONTHS BEFORE THE INVESTIGATION

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

He's like the Jim Tressel of reporting

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

He knew Jim Tressel knew shit before knowing shit was known

before Jim Tressel knew it! Jim knew that in April though.

Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter

by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did he just take credit for Miaim

And say he broke this 9 months ago?

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Miami*

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Miaim is better.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.

by Specter177 on Aug 17, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The extra m stands for

Mercury Hotel hooker bathh.

Go register. Or else.

by Skin Patrol on Aug 17, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And the extra H is for hooker.

Cause you can’t have enough, apparently.

by Albino Tornado on Aug 17, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You people are slowing my internet down so much the video keeps buffering.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.

by Specter177 on Aug 17, 2011 3:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Wait.. you didn't break the Miami story?

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

HUMBLEBRAG

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Phone calls for Sheridan after the break.

Good lord, I think I need a beer for this….

/adventuresinunemployment

by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Second that

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sheridan is now reading his resume

FUCK YOU FUCKING FRAUD

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Aug 17, 2011 3:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

he did not think it would cause all this hullaballoo?

really, Danny.

I would’ve put hullaballoo -1500

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well Pawll I say it's sources plural because when you're talking to a hydra, they's a bunch of differnt heads

So it’s like talkin’ to several people, PAWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.

by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

HULLABALOOOOOO

鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

HULLYBALLOO

NOODLE TIME!

LATER THIS EVENING DURING THE BRAVES GAME, MY NEW ALLEGIANCE WILL BE REVEALED!

/crickets.

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

If Bleacher Report is a content farm

Finebaum is an abandoned content mortuary.

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

by Run Home Jack on Aug 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Don't be so critical

Have you ever tried to do an audio slideshow?

by thermhere on Aug 17, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I did not think it would cause all this hullabaloo".

No other choices left: He’s dumb, or he’s a liar.

by lhb98 on Aug 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

One can be both

And Shurrrdin is both

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

HULLYBALLOOOOOOO

/no caneck caneck

For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.

by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

/sips gravy

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Aug 17, 2011 3:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Danny Sheridan's best defense of himself thus far

is “I’m a fucking moron and couldn’t keep my mouth closed.” Really inspires confidence in his abilities as a reporter.

by JimHalpert on Aug 17, 2011 3:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"I didn't think it would cause all this hullabaloo."

BullFuckingShit.

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

best watch yourself

gettin’ spidery

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, given up on trying to stream the show as I can't get past a 15 second advertisement

13 hells of tuscaloosa!

Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب

THE Oscar Whiskey

by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 17, 2011 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

JesusJesusJesus

this is insane

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN

by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait, when did Danny Sheridan ever become a "reporter" anyway?

He’s a hack gambling tout. All he’s ever been. Why are we even paying attention to this cumstain?

The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter

by jonfmorse on Aug 17, 2011 3:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

WE GOT A CHANSE TO NAIL THE BARN AND HE KNOWS THE BAGMAN

I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.

by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 17, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Ahh, so this is the same Danny Sheridan who had odds in USA Today!

The 900 number crash claims another victim.

"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)

by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 17, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

/switches to other browser tab

/checks email
/returns to open thread
/2345 new comments

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

MORE RELIABLE

SHERIDAN, OR INCARCERATED BOB?

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

You know it's a great open thread when it's hard to rec something because the screen keeps bouncing all over the place.

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 3:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

So many good comments

Being overlooked.

THIS IS THE TYPE OF THREAD WHERE YOU NEED A PICTURE TO SEPARATE YOURSELF.

/McCarron hipster meme immediately posted.

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Spambot should really advertise on Pawl

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

titles

titles
titles
titles

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN

by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many of you are calling in and on hold right now?

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 3:35 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I called in half an hour ago

I still haven’t actually talked to a screener

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I hope you get on

you will have to drop in a reference if you make it

by BamaThrasher on Aug 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Wait, did you think I said Bagman?"

No no no. What I said was…

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

by Run Home Jack on Aug 17, 2011 3:35 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

I have, on advice of my lawyer,

decided not to reveal that Craig James shot JR. So I will instead frame Kristin Shepard.

by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

jesus wept

no one wants to see three doors down. why bother?

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:35 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Let the firing squad begin

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:36 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Morally corrupt!

Them’s words are too big for Alabama, son.

by vineyarddawg on Aug 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

clap clap

Avoid the Noid.

by Uncle Earmuffs on Aug 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Danny just called PAWWWLLLL morally corupt?

Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.

by Specter177 on Aug 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

think so

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET'S FACELIFT BAR CALLERS

"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)

by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, it's been too long since this has been deployed here.

鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

KC & The Sunshine Band ... super trolling

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Do a little dance…

Harry Long

by Harry Long on Aug 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

OKIE DOKIE I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT - SEE THE SIMILARITIES?

I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.

by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

PEOPLES FAMILIES COULD BE DESTROYED PAWL!

Who gives a shit they broke the rules moron.

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Morally corrupt!

/pantpantpant caught up

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Does he really think that's going to stop ANY of the callers?

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 3:38 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

BIGGEST. CIRCLE. JERK. EVER.

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I HEAR A BLACKBERRY

I HEAR EMAILS!

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

We'd be glad to take calls

in which we will admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations.

by JimHalpert on Aug 17, 2011 3:38 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Anyone else think that Sheridan got paid off to keep quiet?

He himself has bagman

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:38 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Bama/LSU 2010 is on my TV

Finebaum is coming from my speakers
EDSBS on my computer screen

SERENITY NOW!

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu/Mikie Mahtook fan club
Chopper To Chipper-your favorite dinky Braves site.

by WatsonTiger on Aug 17, 2011 3:38 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Please ban this caller for logic and clarity

"It wasn’t that it was slippery or anything like that. It was just, dadgum, my hands and the balls were so wet..." - Tim Hudson

by KoKo the Monkey (T-Bone) on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

No

He’s doing well!

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I spoke too soon

Thankfully he went off the handle at the end of his call

"It wasn’t that it was slippery or anything like that. It was just, dadgum, my hands and the balls were so wet..." - Tim Hudson

by KoKo the Monkey (T-Bone) on Aug 17, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And it's on...

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck

If you are going to take the “high road” and not provide names, why go after the story in the first place?

Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.

by meatybob on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

oh my....yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.

by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS CALLER WINS THE INTERNET

Show business is a hideous bitch-goddess." --George Burns

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I've already told the truth

How about you just quit while you’re behind, Danny.

Greyshirted No More
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive

by Peter Gray on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

LUNATIC FRINGE CALLER!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

CLOWNFRAUDWOLFBEARSHARK@gmail

Miss you Stabitha

...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...

by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Somebody remix this into a techno. Now.

For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.

by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Does he bump into a lot

of “gentlemen on the street”?

by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

OH MY GOD STEVE

THIS SHOW IS THE TITS

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

LET'S TAKE SOME CALLS!

"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."

by Silver Britches on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

YOU TRYING TO MAKE MONEY

YOU’RE A…….YOU’RE……..YOU’RE A CECIL!

by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Both frames: Time & Mental!

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

put yourself in my time frame?

do we exist in a different time-space continuum?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

#TeamClownfraud

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu/Mikie Mahtook fan club
Chopper To Chipper-your favorite dinky Braves site.

by WatsonTiger on Aug 17, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"PAAAWWL's a credible media member"?

Now I know Sheridan is trolling us.

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Aug 17, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Is this a question or a rant?

PUT YOUR HAND DOWN LAWYER, YOU ARE NOT IN A COURTROOM. YOU DON’T GET TO OBJECT ON PAWWWWL.

by lhb98 on Aug 17, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Put the Sunshine Band back on.

Harry Long

by Harry Long on Aug 17, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

How do you feel about Grambling States chances this year?

...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...

by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

PAWWWWWWL

Have yeeew herd this rumor that that there Craig James fella on the Eee Ess Pee Enn killed five ladies of the night while he were at Ess Emm Yew? Ah mean, ah heard me that he was takin’ money and Ess Emm Yew got tha death penalty, but this is concerning that Craig James is rumored to have killed five hookers, and he ain’t done nothin’ ta refute it…

by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 17, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

STIR IT UP!!

"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)

by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 17, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I WANT THE TRUTH !

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter

by jonfmorse on Aug 17, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You can't handle the truth!

Son, we live in a world with walls. Who’s going to guard those walls. You?

by USCndaATL on Aug 17, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

You, Lt. Weinberg?

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 17, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I strenuously object.

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST

by blanx73 on Aug 17, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh you STRENUOUSLY object?

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Aug 17, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Would, both then and now....

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 18, 2011 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fantasy football team this year

is now named Finebaum’s Clownfraudroaches

...and the wind cries McGuffie

by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 3:41 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Worst investigative reporter ever

“I can has scoop?”

“LOLYES”

“KTHX, Won’t reveal names though”

Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter

by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 3:41 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I want to call in and ask about Paul and Danny and council's thoughts on the Indiana Hoosiers.

Ultimate troll.

For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.

by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 17, 2011 3:41 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

medicine boards?

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

What more can you do?

Other than revealing what you actually know, you mean?

by kizzak on Aug 17, 2011 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

COCKROACHES

FUCKING BUSY SIGNAL ON THE CALL IN LINE

/using home line and cell line now

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Spencer, you should call in.

PAAAWWWLL would greenlight you right away.

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Aug 17, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE JUST READS KAFKA

HE CAN HAS CULTURE

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh that's a rec

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW

I PROMISE

NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHAT IT IS THOUGH

JUST TRUST ME

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

He'd swear on his parents' graves

but he won’t reveal their names

Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter

by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 3:42 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

I promise anyone that gets through

ONE WHOLE REC

I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.

by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 17, 2011 3:42 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

dirt sandwich did once!

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

well he knows their names, but won't reveal them

"It wasn’t that it was slippery or anything like that. It was just, dadgum, my hands and the balls were so wet..." - Tim Hudson

by KoKo the Monkey (T-Bone) on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Pretty sure there is no snow to ball in a southern May

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu/Mikie Mahtook fan club
Chopper To Chipper-your favorite dinky Braves site.

by WatsonTiger on Aug 17, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"smoke doesn't matter."

Oregon and Florida have a confusion.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Yes, lawyer, we would like to know

everything about everything. That’s why you can’t answer. Our question wasn’t specific enough. Sorry about that.

by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Shut up CLOWNFRAUD

One of you twitters needs to get #CLOWNFRAUD trending

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Aug 17, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ALL THE BUSY SIGNALS

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep trying

Humanity is counting on you

by kngry7 on Aug 17, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The NCAA doesn't have subpoena powers.

But, they can put the “witness” in Witness Protection, amirite?

by USCndaATL on Aug 17, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Danny Sheridan knows the bag man is...

DANNY SHERIDAN!

Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan

by 3k on Aug 17, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

jebus

there are TWO A’s in the NCAA

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

compare Cam Newton to Watergate…

Brilliant

by rando54 on Aug 17, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The EDSBS commenteriat shall now be known as

COCK-A-ROACHES

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

REC

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN

by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry, wait wait wait...

the media is a fourth coequal branch of government? Did… did I hear that right?

by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Screw up a 4th estate reference, I'm guessing?

I’m not listening. Just loving reading y’all’s comments.

Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yes

i missed that lesson

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE FUCK LOL

I’m not listening. I can’t. Too much work. Just following

sigs are important

by broski on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

At first he said 4th estate I thought

I missed the 4th branch while he was rambling

by kizzak on Aug 17, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He may have.

I may have gotten confused by the authentic hillbilly gibberish.

by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finebaum is pissed

He is about to tear Sheridan apart.

by playoff_beard on Aug 17, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

VALUABLE INFORMATION

FUCKING BLOW ME COUNTRY CHICKEN LAWYER

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Jesus, I need to call my lawya for this.

/sues Orson for lost time

"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)

by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 17, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

/starts billing u to read open thread

by thermhere on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!!

"Herbicides don't kill trees. People kill trees."

by zzgator on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sign up for Bar/Bri now

It’s your only hope for the multi-state.

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Aug 17, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think this guy is trolling us all

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

he did.

Show business is a hideous bitch-goddess." --George Burns

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya got four states

the news media, the legislature, Alabama, and. . . uhh. . . Hawaii, ’cause I like Hawaii

Heel for school, Vol for life!

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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

IS this nick saban on the line?

People don’t need to know?

...and the wind cries McGuffie

by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone took Political Science in college

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

WAIT....

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WATERGATE THAT YOU SPEAK OF? TELL ME MORE!

by JimHalpert on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"An Alleged Person"

Could be human!
Could be a dog!

WHO’S TO SAY

by zls44 on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Really, Watergate?

Where they actually had evidence?

Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.

by meatybob on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG YOU GUYS

I HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT A HUGE STORY, BUT I CAN’T REVEAL IT BECAUSE MY LAWYER DIDN’T GO TO LAW SCHOOL AND IS AN INCOMPETENT SHITHEEL. BUT YOU GUYS ARE THE PROBLEM.

Greyshirted No More
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive

by Peter Gray on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

cockroaches

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK

-Clemson
-Danny Sheridan

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by WatsonTiger on Aug 17, 2011 3:45 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

and the phone lines just jammed

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES YES YES YES

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please god yes.

I will rec, I will pay homage in my sig, I will give them full rights to #TeamKristin, just MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

by lhb98 on Aug 17, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

THEY WERE CALL GIRLS!

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

I’ll throw in a shiny new nickel!

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, I have nothing better to do.

What’s the phone number?

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

by Semicorrect on Aug 17, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Nicely done.

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 17, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of that AM talk show

where there is a guest call in that says outrageous stuff, but the inside joke is its the host throwing his voice. All the crazies call in pissed off and its radio gold. Anybody remember the name of that guy?

by touchdown H-town on Aug 17, 2011 3:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"well, whatever."

LOL

Show business is a hideous bitch-goddess." --George Burns

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 17, 2011 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

"Let's not use the term bagman"

“well, whatever…”

Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan

by 3k on Aug 17, 2011 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT IS HAPPENING

THIS IS RIDICULOUS
I CAN’T FEEL MY FACE

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN

by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 3:46 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

This atty is soooooo relaxing with a glass of bourbon in one hand and bacon grease in the other.

"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."

by Silver Britches on Aug 17, 2011 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, just a polygraph now?

What happened to the sodium pentathol? WHAT ABOUT SODIUM PENTATHOL CLOWNFRAUD SHERIDAN???

by vineyarddawg on Aug 17, 2011 3:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Wait..there might be a vocal impersonator?

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

omg

it’s probably an impersonator, as he indicated.

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Gimme Two Weeks

Worst Skynrd song ever.

"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)

by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 17, 2011 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I'D MAKE HULLABALLOO A HUGE FAVORITE

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not gonna duck it

but fuck you if you want an answer

by Emerszi on Aug 17, 2011 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

QUARGMARRR

the demon general of the 7th legion of hell’s army

Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter

by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

GIVE PAWL ALL OUR MONEY

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Chopper To Chipper-your favorite dinky Braves site.

by WatsonTiger on Aug 17, 2011 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

the alleged name

it may not be the person’s real name

...and the wind cries McGuffie

by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Today's lessons

Cwogmire. Polygraph. 6 or 7 figures. Bagman. 4th Estate. Watergate. Sources. Impersonator

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Cockroaches

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking this lawyer handled Donald Trump's Mobile parking tickets

Never heard of him, his website address listed on the bar directory is invalid (not a good sign).

by Ardbeg on Aug 17, 2011 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he finally fucking cut him?

God this is really annoying trying to call in.

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

You have to do the thing Spencer requested

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No I did not

What is it

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Call in saying you have "sources"

That tell you an ESPN personality is connected to the death of 5 women, but you can’t say who

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Aug 17, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Done and done

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn't hang up on Sheridan...

… he just cut straight from Sheridan to a commercial with no transition.

Professional trolling at work.

by vineyarddawg on Aug 17, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I second this motion

Do we have a third?

Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 17, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Third'd

"Herbicides don't kill trees. People kill trees."

by zzgator on Aug 17, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

All in favor, signify by saying "FUCK CLEMSON"

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Aug 17, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

FUCK CLEMSON

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

by Semicorrect on Aug 17, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking fail.

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

by Semicorrect on Aug 17, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys sound like the problem...

damn cockroaches in your mothers’ basements!

"The intensity of the dump was the problem" - Nick Saban

by Bazarov, the Last Romanov on Aug 17, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

FUCK CLEMSON

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Clemson

Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 17, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK CLEMSON

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu/Mikie Mahtook fan club
Chopper To Chipper-your favorite dinky Braves site.

by WatsonTiger on Aug 17, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK CLEMSON

...and the wind cries McGuffie

by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK CLEMSON

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

by Semicorrect on Aug 17, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harumph

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"

by Cranked_Irish on Aug 17, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thirded.

/scruffy.jpg

Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.

by Specter177 on Aug 17, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

the motion passes

Show business is a hideous bitch-goddess." --George Burns

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 17, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just been Sheridan'd

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You watch your ass.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Aug 17, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

And.... commercial .. for the 2d time

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

ahah

i have tears in my eyes from y’alls 17 different spellings of the way he said quagmire

Arsepool ROLL TIDE.

2011 list of people who can eat a hot bowl of dicks: (1) Rioting scum; (2) Steve Spurrier; (3) Carlos Tevez; (4) Texas and all of its A's and M's. tbc

by craptastic on Aug 17, 2011 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

so lemme get this straight

this danny sheridan guy is working hard to break a story about Auburn gaining an advantage by schilling money from people, by gathering info, and then trying to gain an advantage by schilling money from people.

I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety

by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 17, 2011 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Might be a northman

but I’m penciling him in as a wildling

Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter

by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

probably from Thenn

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

six more years

…..sigh

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Aug 17, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

just started the series in July

finished Dance with Dragons last week.

and now I find that George R.R. Martin is slower than Robert Jordan. WHY?!?!

Heel for school, Vol for life!

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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now that's liable to be a long damn time given Martin's current rate of publishing.

He better not pull the Robert Jordan and die before he’s finished.

Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 17, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

haven't finished Dance yet

but it looks like he’s going to need more than 7 books to wrap this up.

Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter

by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Halfway through it myself.

I don’t know, we’ll see.

Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 17, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finished it two weeks ago

definetly going to have to be atleast 8 books

by Mooncricket on Aug 18, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL KEVIN J ANDERSON AND BOB HERBERT

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Aug 17, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and if he does

he’d better tell everything to Brandon Sanderson first.

or is Sanderson Mormon? Never mind

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

truth

bagman watch started for summer of 2017

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aannnddd . . . an ad for reverse mortgages.

Know thy audience.

"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."

by Silver Britches on Aug 17, 2011 3:51 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

x
RattoCSN Ray Ratto
Say it, Danny, say it. It was the Rosenbergs! No, wait. Bruno Hauptmann! No, it was Charles Guiteau, Disappointed Office Seeker!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2011 3:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

AH NEEDZ MAH FISHY EARL, PAWL

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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN

by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

gotta want it

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by WatsonTiger on Aug 17, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is a wireless router supposed to spark?

"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)

by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 17, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hipster Break

I remember when Finebaum was just an annoying rat-face weasel at the Birmingham Post-Herald, inspiring the wrath of leter-writers in the age of Perkins and Dye. And now he’s causing smoke to pour out of my browser 3000 miles away.

I’m not sure whether to be proud or hang myself from shame. I’ll settle for suicide by bourbon.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Aug 17, 2011 3:52 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Red Skies? Haven’t heard this in awhile.

Harry Long

by Harry Long on Aug 17, 2011 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

titles!

Show business is a hideous bitch-goddess." --George Burns

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 17, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry.. the whole thing is moving so fast.

my bad

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the fuck picks his bump-in music?

"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."

by Silver Britches on Aug 17, 2011 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

the bagman

...and the wind cries McGuffie

by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bagman

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al capones vault?

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu/Mikie Mahtook fan club
Chopper To Chipper-your favorite dinky Braves site.

by WatsonTiger on Aug 17, 2011 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Old enough to remember..

Geraldo Rivera cockteased the country for 2 hours to open Al Capone’s vault live. Was empty. Deja Vu……

"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)

by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 17, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I had a call in idea

Call in saying that I heard a rumor that Nevin Shapiro was seen having dinner with Mack Brown, Brian Kelly, Lane Kiffin, Les Miles, Nick Saban, & Houston Nutt.

And I’d say I read it on a Notre Dame board and they were irate he was spending time with “the poors”.

I don’t know the number and not sure I’d sound calm enough if I said it.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

True story

My friends just came to the door, trying to get me to come hang out, saying that they would give me cigarettes and beer if I did.

I told them no, too busy listening to Finebaum.

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:54 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I have no idea what Danny Sheridan looks like, but it has to be something like this:

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 3:54 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

I'll give you a rec, Duddley Do-Right....

just to piss off old Snidely Whiplash..

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 18, 2011 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bravo

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

/orsonslowclap.gif

apropos

...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...

by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

CALL DOCTOR - GET VICODIN PRESCRIPTION FOR Z-THUMB

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Aug 17, 2011 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

take a salt tablet

...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...

by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, that is the raison d'etre for radio call in lawyers

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"

by Cranked_Irish on Aug 17, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit you people are busy

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Facelift Barring since 1990

by Pain in the Sash on Aug 17, 2011 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

My dog literally just ran through the screen door. PAAAAWWWWLLLL has driven Loki, the trickster god, insane

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Aug 17, 2011 3:55 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Rec'd for having a dog named after a Norse god other than Odin or Thor.

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrong reference.

Think Dogma.

The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter

by jonfmorse on Aug 17, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, I'll give a rec for Dogma too.

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not actually named after the God

I had, until recently, another dog named Bartleby.

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Aug 17, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

THOUSAND COMMENTS IN UNDER AN HOUR

can’t explain that

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Aug 17, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

magnets

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Aug 17, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look

We’re going to work together if we’re going to get through this, use titles on pictures, be succinct, and don’t leave a man, woman, or fictional university behind.

I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. - Gen. Mattis

by republicofmilk on Aug 17, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

He doesn't know how many sources he has?

Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.

by Specter177 on Aug 17, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s all just throw out a name.

Harry Long

by Harry Long on Aug 17, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

This Guy>Sheridan

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu/Mikie Mahtook fan club
Chopper To Chipper-your favorite dinky Braves site.

by WatsonTiger on Aug 17, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

hey guys

somebody order a bagman?

by RockyMountainOyster on Aug 17, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Nick

Get on and say Danny’s behavior is like someone saying that he’s heard an ESPN personality killed five hookers while in college, but you can’t name the name and can’t name the school.

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Aug 17, 2011 3:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Still getting stiff armed by busy signals

WHY IS THIS SO HARD

"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer

by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

Stupid busy signals.

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST

by blanx73 on Aug 17, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's just start throwing names out there

John Smith
Fred Rogers

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I.C. Weiner

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu/Mikie Mahtook fan club
Chopper To Chipper-your favorite dinky Braves site.

by WatsonTiger on Aug 17, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ludo Bagman

what?

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Aug 17, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seymore Butts

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Turd!

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a funny name

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Aug 17, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big McLarge Huge

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

by Semicorrect on Aug 17, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

There was 2

maybe 1, there was 3!

Turf Show Times editor, Mocking the Draft writer, and I gots that Twitter too, yo.
"my keyboard won't corporate, neighter will my smell check." - Knoxfan

by 3k on Aug 17, 2011 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

He does percentages.

Not counting.

Maybe he should get a consultant?

ONE source, ah ah ah!

That is sooooo not funny - Maize N Brew Dave

by jeepnut on Aug 17, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

F*ck it.. there were threeve

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's 2 sources, 3...

NO ONE EXPECTS THE NCAA INQUISITION PAWWWWWLLLLLLL!

"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)

by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 17, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Somebody call in and say the following:

Now Danny, I believe you when you say that you can’t name your source. I respec that. I do. Now, what I wanna do is just say a list of names, that’s all. Just a list of names, and if you could just cough, or make a noise, when I say the Bagman’s name. Just cough. I’ll be just like a proctologis’, Danny, you just cough, and we’ll know everything we need to know, easy as pie, ain’ t that right, PAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL????

For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.

by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 17, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Now just making up the number of sources

-150 he’s pulled 100% of this out of his ass.

by lhb98 on Aug 17, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Is "agenda" the first polysyllabic word of the day?

"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."

by Silver Britches on Aug 17, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

qwagmeerine

Heel for school, Vol for life!

Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!

by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know

why the fuck does an oddsmaker have sources in the NCAA? is that not some gaming commission violation or something?

by Emerszi on Aug 17, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Paul did it again!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.

by Specter177 on Aug 17, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Let me get that other line, it's my source Wayne Hall.. oh dammit!

"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)

by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 17, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

CAN NOT KEEP UP

鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

FINEBAUM, Y U NO TRANSITION TO COMMERCIAL

Sheridan just said, “I never said the word bagman!” and was immediately cut off and sent to commercial. Paul was dying laughing on the video stream.

by vineyarddawg on Aug 17, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm Danny Sheridan!

I’m not an investigative reporter, yet I tweeted I was going to be on this show earlier this week!

¡Viva La Revolución!

Twitter : @ecuamerican // Media Blog: 42Screens

by ecuamerican on Aug 17, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

"I didn't say Bagman!"

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH CAM

I MEAN, HE GOT PAID AND I KNOW WHO DID IT, BUT I LIKE THE GUY

by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 17, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

BOB DOLE DIDN'T SAY BAGMAN, YOU SAID BAGMAN.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin

by Slice of Life on Aug 17, 2011 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, so Sheridan can't say shit because of "political correctness".

Does that bogeyman still work outside of Alabama?

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 17, 2011 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

don't forget it's still ~1991 in Alabama

right in the wheelhouse…

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Aug 17, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bagman was Hugh Jascock

he also paid for Reggie Nelson

Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 17, 2011 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Hivemind, Bagman!

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 4:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Just tuning in

by ctrl+fing this page i assume there’s been no Tammy yet.

Jordan Jefferson for Heisman!

by Gregatron on Aug 17, 2011 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.

by Specter177 on Aug 17, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm Danny Sheridan

“I can handle things! I’ve got sources! Not like everybody says… like fraud… I’ve got sources and I want respect!

by Ardbeg on Aug 17, 2011 4:07 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

WTF is a "law enforcement executive"

or Woodard?

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, so the Newtons would never ever sue, so he's safe from them.

But the bagman at Auburn, he would totally sue and cause you trouble. Yep. That’s how it would work.

by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

1000:1 .. man, he likes odds

Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.

by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

What's going on?

Sorry to be that guy — just jumped in here.

Jordan Jefferson for Heisman!

by Gregatron on Aug 17, 2011 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

PSST

We’re over here now

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Aug 17, 2011 4:12 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Um.

What is West Georgia University? Is this a term for Auburm I don’t know? And… what does it mean, exactly? Do Alabama people seriously look down on Georgia?

by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Crazy isn't it?

You’re feed is also better than mine. I just saw you post that seconds before he said it.

Jordan Jefferson for Heisman!

by Gregatron on Aug 17, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have been limited to Florida's call-in shows.

“Urban Meyer is not a real Gator” is about the limit. Nothing like this. We’re really missing out….

by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

On an unrelated note,

a coworker just emailed this to me…When the prompt asks you if you are 21, make sure to click “NO”

by haybeav on Aug 17, 2011 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

MikeLew

Tell me you don’t want one of these:

It’s a beer opener! It’s a paperweight! It’s pi!

by Albino Tornado on Aug 17, 2011 4:29 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I am a lurker, but the Finebaum open thread / Sheridan bagman / day after Charles Robinson nuke, I cant stay away. I thought Stiller fans we’re crazy. God I love the South.

by Mr. Scooter's Pants on Aug 17, 2011 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

As a Southern Miss fan...

I wish I had to add something here – but DAMN.

At least we were there to retire the Bear….PAAAAWWWWWWWL

/hamandasweatshirtputusonprobation
//bobbycollinsisstillinhattiesburg
///needanewaccmember?

by gatoreagle on Aug 18, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

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