LSUFREEK ON MIAMI: BURN BABY BURN
by Spencer Hall on Aug 17, 2011 9:44 AM EDT
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PrintHey, you! You're looking as fresh as the new snap of fall in the air this morning. Is that a new shirt? No? Well, that new gym routine must be working, Mary SWOLEstonecraft SWELLy, because you look ready to hug the stripes off a tiger, Tiger! ROWR! Did you see this? No? Well, you should probably read that, because it's about the Miami football program. Is it entertaining? OH BOY IS IT.
We're working on a few different things this AM, but we promise two things. First, a CI before 11:00 a.m. Second, LSUFreek is cranking away somewhere in his backwoods bayou lair. This is the first of his works on the matter of Miami football. Next level shit: he has it.
More later. In the meantime, just keep watching Donna Shalala hold that check, and marvel at a story that can knock Cliff Harris on tape saying "We smoked all the weed" to a highway patrolman off our front page.
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OK, time to follow that up with the minor leagues
There were some great ones last night.
by Gaknar on Aug 17, 2011 9:45 AM EDT reply actions 55 recs
I prefer yours to be honest...
Not that I don’t love Freek. Take this rec, friend.
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by Gamecock'n'Balls on Aug 17, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions
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Color matching layers you import is a bit of a bitch. I usually import the cropped image as a layer, color match that layer, then copy the newly color matched layer as I move it around.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 17, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Coops are taking over the fucking world....
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Aug 17, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuckin' A, bro!
/EDSBS has….flown the coop!
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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The only thing that would make that better
Is swapping out Puddles for Rameses.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 17, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
at Danny Sheridan supposedly naming the Auburn bagman today. He could have photos and the famed audio tapes, and the reaction today would be, “Meh. Where are the dead hookers?”
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Aug 17, 2011 9:48 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
They're at SMU, where Craig James killed them.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 17, 2011 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Allegedly
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 17, 2011 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Wait, are you saying that ESPN on-air personality
and sometimes possibly Senativational Candidate perhaps, Craig James, allegedly killed five hookers while playing at SMU?
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Which highlights the true tragedy here
This Yahoo story is totally going to push the release of Craig James MP3s to the back page.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Aug 17, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Between Da U, the Bagman, and Craig James sings
The productivity of this nation is going to plummet this week
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So would it be mean
To sneak up behind Charles Robinson in a Michael Irvin mask?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Aug 17, 2011 9:48 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
In honor of Miami, shameless self-promotion is shameless:
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 9:49 AM EDT reply actions 18 recs
The Orange Bowl sure does look purty all in flames like that
Greyshirted No More
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
by Peter Gray on Aug 17, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nice
When I first read all about this I pictured the scene at the end of “The U” where the orange bowl demolition footage is spliced in, and as a commenter put it, Scorcese would have been playing the latter half of “Layla” in the background.
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 17, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 17, 2011 9:50 AM EDT reply actions 76 recs
next one of these HAS to include the washer & dryer
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions
The crossed out baby clothing is a master stroke
Well done. :D
Didn't even catch that.
I haz a sad.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 17, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
can we break 100 recs
I think we can
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by WVPiratesfan on Aug 17, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm trying not to be too giddy about all this
I recognize that stuff like this probably happens everywhere. Ok, maybe not all this stuff. Like maybe parts of this stuff happen in other places. So I know if I get too giddy, Yahoo Sports is gonna show up in Tallahassee.
But holy hell, this is going to be an awesome day.
Also, there is currently a vacancy in the Big 3 in Florida. Accepting applications.
No, no, embrace the giddy. Schadenfreude is your friend.
We bringin back all the classics, mang.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Aug 17, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Ima reccin'
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
When USF gets their 2-game winning streak against Miami
on Thanksgiving weekend, I think that will count as their application.
/allthepopcorn
by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If NCAA 12 can be trusted, UCF is a juggernaut.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 17, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If my brother can be trusted,
UCF would make a perfect addition to the SEC to make 14.
Note: my brother cannot be trusted.
by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
But then George O'Leary would be on TV more often
And no one really wants to see him.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I stuck UCF in the Big East with TCU
Also put Southern Miss and Houston in the Big 12, Boise State with BYU and Nevada in the MTN West and Troy to C-USA.
This effectively eliminated all the possible mid-majors that could dominate. Also gave MWC an AQ.
by broski on Aug 17, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Today in college football:
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 9:53 AM EDT reply actions 7 recs
GIMME A FUCKIN SIREN
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 17, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
They see her Shalalin'/
they payin’.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Aug 17, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
To summarize for those just joining us today:
by Mango Stasi on Aug 17, 2011 9:56 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
I've been battling a stomach bug for the last 48 hours...
and yet, I’m sure I still feel 100x better than any Hurricanes fan this morning. Been reading thru the Yahoo stuff…Holy COTG. If even a tiny fraction of this is true, it makes what SMU did look like a fraternity prank.
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Aug 17, 2011 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
All of my good ones from last night in one big ass post.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 17, 2011 9:57 AM EDT reply actions 17 recs
the icecream truck dancer one is my favorite.
especially after seeing his ‘web redemption’
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm Gipper!
Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Iowa.
I hate Iowa.
Will work for football.
by purwho on Aug 17, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Ugh, Hawkeyes.
Why is it always hawkeyes?
by vineyarddawg on Aug 17, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
THE FLAVOR ENHANCER!
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Should have had charles robinson manning the gun in the first one
well done though, have this rec,
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Ah...summer reading
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
by DavetheDawg on Aug 17, 2011 9:57 AM EDT reply actions 41 recs
OH LORD
+1000
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Specks of ash floated down among the ruins of a soulless concrete stadium.
The Coach looked at the Goblin-woman.
Am I fired?
No.
Are you going to shut down the program?
No.
A cold rain began to fall and soak the brown grass. The Coach looked down at his feet as the Goblin-woman walked away. He called out.
Do I still have to coach?
Yes.
Okay.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions 20 recs
He remembered when they'd lived, and loved, down on the sand, in La Havanita.
The seats were cracked. A strong wind from the Keys would have brought the whole thing down in a shambles. But, dammit, hed known it was home then.
Home worth defending. When the fog rolled out and the crowd roared, he felt alive. Not since then. Sure, the strippers punctured the boredom once in a while, and crashing the jetskis got a laugh from the guys. But now, here, with eternity stretching out like silicone on South Beach, he knew they’d never get back to what had been.
“Ain’t this a mess?”
“Well, if it ain’t, it’ll do ’till the mess gets here.”
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Aug 17, 2011 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
If the U isn't the word of COTG then COTG never spoke.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
and while I'm at it - with reference to ncaa investigators, media, crazy hordes like us...
You cant protect us. You say you would die for us but what good is that? I’d take the program with me if it werent for you. You know I would.It’s the right thing to do.
You’re talking crazy.
No, I’m speaking the truth. Sooner or later they will catch us and they will kill us. They will rape me. They’ll rape him. They are going to rape us and kill us and eat us and you wont face it. You’d rather wait for it to happen. But I cant. I cant.
/GoblinWoman suicide.gif
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm going to have to deduct half a point
for “Forward.”
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 17, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
we're approaching terminal velocity
-“we smoked all the weed” after being pulled over for 118 with no license in a car rented by your school/employer? you or I would be in custody in a snap.
-Sheridans got the bag man >>> Finebaum today “PAWWWWWWWWWWWWL, this is jus a smoke screen to get the Hurrcanes outta the spotlight. Betchew didn’t know ole Danny boy got his handicappin degree at the U Pawwwll. Wareargle I’mmahangupinlissen”
-the piece d-resistance that is our current story. I want to see an angry midget Saban in a pc getting pissy when someone asks about those two Bama coaches that were at tha U.
by LSUJOSHUA on Aug 17, 2011 9:59 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I would like to take this time to reaffirm my love of Cliff Harris.
It’s rapidly approaching uncomfortable levels.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Smartass cop deserved a smartass answer.
O/U on time until ‘We smoked it all’ appears on a yellow-and-green T-shirt?
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 17, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I cant imagine what this kid would say without Chip muzzling him
I would just set up a mic and record everything. Funny as shit. Favorite player, no question
I would love to see
a video of Charles Robinson’s reaction as he read the SI Ohio State story. You just know he had to be laughing his ass off.
by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 10:03 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I would love to see . . .
. . . Robinson spend the next six months in Columbus.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Aw, crap.
All we’ve got now are the incompetent ESPN hacks.
by broski on Aug 17, 2011 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
All I'm saying....
Guess where Pryor went on Spring Break?
MIAMI.
Do I have to spell it out for you?
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
by blanx73 on Aug 17, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Neither can I.
College football has gone plaid.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
by blanx73 on Aug 17, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nothing would surprise me
when it comes to TPeezy.
by broski on Aug 17, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually, something does.
Why did he not go to Da U?
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
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This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the mountain west objects to this on principle
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
When it came out, he tweeted that it was an "8" and that he had a "10" coming in August.
He wasn’t lying
I aim to misbehave
Sanctions huh?
We got anymore of the chocolate filled kind?
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
by DocFumbles on Aug 17, 2011 10:04 AM EDT reply actions 31 recs
HAHAHAHAHA...
Perfect.
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Aug 17, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
I’m proud to give this the first of (hopefully many) rec’s…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Seems only fitting . . .
. . . as nearly I can tell, Cowherd’s ratings are best in imaginary markets.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Just comparing
how much more careful the programs in big cities have to be than they do in West Lafayette. “ALL THE BOOSTERS, HANGER-ONS AND WANNABES HANG OUT IN BIG CITIES HURP”
TUNE IN NOW
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 10:10 AM EDT reply actions
Glad to know I'm not the only one of us that caught that and are listenin'
Lord, she never would've done it if she hadn't got drunk.
Worst Twitter Ever = @SidewalkDrunk
Putains, putains, et putains!
Toutes sont mortes.
Ou est Craig James?
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
You know what's awesome? Posting slowed to a CRAWL as soon as this came up.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
"Sham-like elements?"
Sounds like we need a Sham-WOW to clean up this mess?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Sham-Wow + Slap Chop = cleaned up dead hookers
just like the ones murdered and disposed of by Craig James.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
All right - next facelift bar mock post, be sure to include
the industrial strength program cleanser.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
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What you do? I’m a hero
How you do it? Scheme that motherfuckin’ cash then go and crash my yacht
by ben_in_dc on Aug 17, 2011 10:11 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Question on Spencer's point about any student making money on talents:
I’m not sure if that analogy holds. If some student goes out on the street and gets change for making money, that’s not the same as a player participating in a university-sanctioned and structured program. I don’t think students who perform in concerts get money for CD sales, ticket sales, or however else the school gets money for that.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 10:17 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, but they don't sell the instruments and clothes worn/used by the oboist
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
True, but then we're only talking about the scale of things, not the principle
(I agree that colleges and the NCAA are making threeve gazillion dollars on these players)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But kids in the basketball and volleyball bands do get $20/game.
And if I were a badass pianist and the University put out a CD with me as a soloist, I’d certainly be able to use that notoriety to get paying gigs on the side, right?
by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, that's true
Although there are certainly football players who have played for minor league baseball and the like
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
What university pays $20/game for their band?
I got per diem when we went on trips, but that was it. And if the university released a CD with a student as a soloist, I doubt the student ever saw a nickel of any profit – if they did, you’d also have to reimburse the band/orchestra themselves or run the risk of being sued, I imagine.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Aug 17, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But being in the school band doesn't prevent you from getting a job
or even using your notoriety as the awesome oboist to get a recording contract while you’re still in school. Being an athlete prevents you from virtually everything.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now that is indeed true.
But if I remember right, aren’t athletes allowed to have jobs offseason, provided they are well-documented and they’re only paid for the work they do?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Technically true
But the documentation required and risk of compliance issues tends to lead most universities to frown on it. Better safe (and impoverished) than sorry (and eating during the summer).
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 17, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
My favorite athlete-job-gone-wrong story is
when Matt Grothe had a summer job as a bartender and got caught selling alcohol to a minor—which, you know, is bound to happen when you’re a bartender. When it got to Leavitt, he had no idea Grothe even had a summer job, much less what it was. Hurray USF compliance department!
by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
On the plus side...
selling alcohol to a minor proves he was actually working!
/SILVERLINING
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 17, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Actually, wait, sorry, that's the second-best.
Actually, the second best at USF. Maikon Bonani being the best.
/he is completely OK now, right?
Pretty sure he was the kicker last year after redshirting 2009.
Not sure about 2011. Now where did I put my Phil Steele….
Did he bring the drink out to the minor running backward?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 17, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
What you did there... I see it.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew at the very least you would.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 17, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Because we're hard core enough
to have watched midweek USF games during the Grothe era. And because I had USF in a dynasty in NCAA ’05.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Didn't Russell Wilson get played for his time with that NC minor league team?
Your point, though, is true that being an athlete does place a lot of serious restrictions on you (I guess the flip-side is that a lot of these students are being admitted and given a free education under pretty extraordinary circumstances)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not talking about the student making money on the university's CD.
But he’d be able to use his status as an elite musician at the university to sell his own CDs on the side, surely. Or, say, to sell his used saxophone at a premium. Right?
$20/game is what UF pays basketball and volleyball band members. Marching Band members just get per diem for road trips.
by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow - that's awesome.
And at the same time, yet another example of the screwy nature of NCAA legal wranglings, I guess.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
It really is awesome.
Especially the volleyball band, because the team is so good the matches are always really short, and yet sparsely attended enough that no one really cares if the band members read books or do homework in between songs.
by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My nubs conservative-arts college in Birmingham paid us
$500 a year plus $40 per diem when on the road for the NAIA tournament. That works out to at least $25 a game, all home games, and not even counting pillaging the booster club spread afterward if you were nervy enough to make the grab.
You got to make the trombone work for YOU, son.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 17, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This joke is a bit....rusty
Yeeeeeaahhhhhhhh
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 17, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
broccolli meet keyboard
Thank you sir for the laugh. It’s much needed.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
No, we don't - at least, I didn't when I played in university bands in college.
The logic is indeed faulty. But there’s also a question of scale here. As much as I love my Cornhusker Band CDs, there’s no way in hell we were making millions for the University or the Athletic Department with them. In fact, we were probably operating at a loss if you consider the entire budget an expenditure. The money-making sports, on the other hand, do generate millions at some universities, with no compensation to the players besides educational benefits (which I will continue to claim is underrated in Orson’s argument, though I agree in principle).
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Aug 17, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"at some universities"
This is a key point. Most of y’all root for the big schools. But keep in mind there there are probably no more than about 30 schools that earn net revenue from Division I football. Allowing colleges to compensate players beyond some very minimal level would probably lead to about half of the teams currently in Division I either dropping back or dropping the sport.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 17, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Most people who argue for compensation want it to come from the NCAA to prevent this sort of scenario
While
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seems sensible
Many of y’all need us small-fry. Somebody’s got to be on the schedule to get those #8 and #9 “power conference” teams bowl-eligible.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 17, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But ...
if about 90 schools are losing money on football and that hasn’t convinced them to drop football or move to a lower division, then why would sharing revenue with players make them take either action? I know the argument is the schools with the money will get the best players, but the schools with the money have the money because they are successful (most of the time) and have huge alumni bases. And successful schools already get most of the best players because of TV opportunities, facilities, hot chicks on campus, etc. In other words, not much would change in the recruiting world, except that a player would get extra compensation for his efforts.
Clever sign off pending.
by Slum C on Aug 17, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It just makes the divide (really, a canyon) even wider than it already is.
And makes it even less likely that my little MAC school will sneak that occasional difference-maker away from a B!G school.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Especially in this economy
I can’t help but wonder if the budget bite is finally going to catch some of these money-hemorrhagers. Can’t say this would help the math for the side trying to keep football
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Breaking news!
http://blogs.themiamihurricane.com/
by daktx2 on Aug 17, 2011 10:18 AM EDT reply actions 11 recs
The lede is buried.....at sea.
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by I ate the grass on Aug 17, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
not Abottabad 'shop.
"watermelons all around, manbabies, and that's an order." FEARLESS AUTHOR LEADER, THE
by thetennesseethumper on Aug 17, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did Jim Tressel know about the hooker's abortion before or after Craig James allegedly killed her?
Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 17, 2011 10:19 AM EDT reply actions
only if she was named April
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
though if this doesn't represent something that happened at miami, i'll be flabbergasted
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
April's endowments in this fanpic aren't all that different from those found in the original TMNT cartoon.
Check the tape. Them animators wasn’t messin’ around.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
She wasn't that stacked and packed in the original COMIC.
The television show was a bastardized version designed to sell pizza-chucking toys.
Eastman and Laird comics were a bit darker.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 17, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I had this:
and it was AWESOME.
also: still have original 4 turtles and krang with all pieces (but out of box) because well, how else were they supposed to fight?
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Rec for the Pizza Shooter
Can you imagine trying to sell that now?
I remember a warning on there saying not to aim at pets or eyes
by ItsComplicated on Aug 17, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
uh if I sold it now
I’d mkae $500 from some dude who just crawled out of the basement.
no worries about pets or other eyes.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I also had this
and it was indeed awesome.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
My face on the Christmas morning I unwrapped the Technodrome:
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Same reaction
When I got the Sewer for my birthday
by ItsComplicated on Aug 17, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
ALL. ABOUT. THE. TMNT. BLIMP.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
The van was a little bit of a let down
Never had the blimp
/jealous
by ItsComplicated on Aug 17, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
.......
:makes whoooooosh noises:
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had this too!
I had all kinds of TMNT stuff. I used to tie a string across my room at an angle and have them zip-line across it.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you try to shoot pizzas from the pizza shooter at the turtle that was currently ziplining?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Crucial.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I had this kinect-like you-build-it set that had fully funcitoning electric motors and gears
and you could build motorized cars or machines or whatever with them. Hard to describe, and I don’t remember the name of the things. Anyway, I built a hook that I’d have a TMNT run to, latch onto, and then turn the motor on so he was slowly being lifted out after (naturally) killing the bad guys. Unfortunately, the bad guys would always hijack the pizza shooter on a nearby desk and shoot at the TMNTs. If one fell off, he died.
GOD I MISS BEING SEVEN
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Erector Set.
<3 U MOM for never getting rid of my toys from childhood!
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
KOWABUNGA DUDE!
FUCK Shredder!
by touchdown H-town on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't act like you're dropping that TMNT science on me, son!
I been all up in that Eastman and Laird business. No color-coded cowabunga shit.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
shut it!
:puts on mask:
:runs around room with TMNT BLIMP:
:eats pizza more than normal because I have to stay in character:
this was yesterday.
don’t judge me!
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Finally
A new host for Richard “The Fixer” Perry’s Celebrity Hot Tub
although they’re gonna need a bigger jacuzzi.
I'm white and I don't dance but that doesn't mean I have all the answers.
by smk73 on Aug 17, 2011 10:20 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
In summation
This can only end poorly
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
CM PUNK IS MY HERO
Canal Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 17, 2011 10:23 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
THE CHARGE OF THE IBIS BRIGADE
With apologies to Lord Tennyson
One hundred yards, one hundred yards,
One hundred yards onward,
All in the beach of South
Rode the eighty five.
“Forward, the Ibis Brigade!
“Charge for the knees!” he said:
Into the beach of South
Rode the eighty five.
“Forward, the Ibis Brigade!”
Was there a man dismay’d?
Not tho’ the soldier knew
Someone had blunder’d:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the beach of South
Rode the eighty five.
Hookers to right of them,
Strippers to left of them,
Yachts in front of them
Volley’d and thunder’d;
Storm’d at with glitter and smoke,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of the NCAA,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the eighty five.
Flash’d all their asses bare,
Flash’d as they turn’d in air,
Penetrating the hookers there,
Charging the defense, while
All the world wonder’d:
Plunged in the marijuana-smoke
Right thro’ the line they broke;
Hooker and Stripper
Reel’d from the woman’s stroke
Shatter’d and sunder’d.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the eighty five.
Stippers to right of them,
Hookers to left of them,
Yachts behind them
Volley’d and thunder’d;
Storm’d at with glitter and smoke,
While ibis and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro’ the jaws of NCAA
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of eighty-five.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild parties they made!
All the world wondered.
Honor the parties they made,
Honor the Ibis Brigade,
Noble eighty five.
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 17, 2011 10:26 AM EDT reply actions 30 recs
I'll give credit for the entire poem
but I conceived this last night on the other thread.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 17, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
There is no original thought left on the interwebz...
… only derivative works.
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by vineyarddawg on Aug 17, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to challenge this later in a fanpost
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What they're thinking in Eugene
Miami’s mascot, irony or foreboding?
What they're thinking in Indianapolis
Both taste like chicken.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 17, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Both go well with ranch.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Aug 17, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think the general feeling
is that everyone who was comparing us to The U over the past couple of years is feeling completely ridiculous in retrospect. We are small fucking potataoes compared to this.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 17, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Everyone is small potatoes when compared to the U
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You mean the case where they had suspicion but no actual evidence of weed?
Where CK apparently knew all this back in April (/rimshot)?
Not really that worried. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. Save a show-cause penalty, the only opinion that matters is Phil Knight’s. If he wants Kelly to stay, he’ll saty.
THE ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE IS THE EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
This might be my favorite so far
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So tOSU vs Miami in September
Now the DEATH BOWL?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 17, 2011 10:33 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
....
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 17, 2011 10:33 AM EDT reply actions 35 recs
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"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
"THE(M)" I'm assuming...
But EFFYES. EFFYES. Please more.
/cryinglaughingsohard
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Aug 17, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
rec rec rec
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
just the messenger
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 17, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Is the guy in the back seat
Shapiro? It moves so fast I cant tell
by Hogtown Beatdown on Aug 17, 2011 10:43 AM EDT reply actions
RonP4MiamiComplianceDept
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 10:50 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Anyone feel sorry for Al Golden?
I’m trying to analogize his situation. The closest I can come up with is Tom Cruise’s character in The Firm.
Clever sign off pending.
Matt Damon in The Rainmaker?
Which means…. Miami goes 13-0 in 2012 but is ineligible for the post-season?
by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
As an Auburn fan...
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 17, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can they even play in the ACCCG if they're ineligible for post-season play????
I’m thinking the best they can go is 12-0.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 17, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
You're assuming the NCAA hands down a penalty before the end of the season
AND Miami doesn’t appeal it, which suspends the punishment until the appeal is over…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 17, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't you need 12 for a championship?
A death penalty for Miami really messes with Conference Expansionmageddon.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 17, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I propose temporary ACC membership for Navy
by Ardbeg on Aug 17, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wanted WfnV over BC anyway
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Aug 17, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think you are in the minority of VT fans with that opinion.
I do think WfnVU in the ACC would be a lot of fun, though
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier
by wahoocrew on Aug 17, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hate WfnV with a passion
but this conference would be athletically better and more entertaining (and geographically coherent!) with them in it.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Aw, shucks, yew shore know how to sweet talk a feller...
And I don’t really hate anybody but Pitt; but if you want, I can try to make an exception for VPI.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 17, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Geographically coherent..... West Virginia..... Atlantic Coast Conference
by Synaesthesia on Aug 17, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ask Dan Beebe. 10 is WAY better than 12.
And 9 is apparently better yet.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's filthy damned rich. I don't feel sorry for him in the slightest.
I am vaguely sympathetic, but that’s about as far as I’ll go.
Good point
But putting the money aside, I’m talking about someone who voluntarily signed up for something he thought would be a great situation, but actually turned out to be a real shitshow. Maybe Mr. Smith Goes to Washington?
Clever sign off pending.
by Slum C on Aug 17, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was thinking anyone involved with Waterworld.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 17, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, the boys did spend a lot of time on jet skis.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 17, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
MY REC
WAS ON THE GROUNDFLOOR!
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Ask lots of lawyers:
Doesnt matter how much they pay you if the work is unfulfilling. And coaching with a millstone around your neck and the constant worry of being suddenly out of a job….sucks. A lot.
by emc503 on Aug 17, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The guy could work five years and then live on a fucking beach for the rest of his life.
Pity: minimal
And if you were told that something you had worked extremely hard for your entire life had been snatched away from you
Because of some massive scandal you inherited, it would still fucking suck. “He’s got money” is not a reason not to feel sorry for him. Dude just had his career blown up because of forces out of his control. You try that.
by emc503 on Aug 17, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
cmon, its miami
like this stuff didn’t cross his mind ONCE when he was thinking about taking the job.
So sometimes people do things because they like doing them
not because they get paid to do it.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Like LSUFreek
but he gets plaid to do it.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 17, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Coaching careers have been fucked by less
Might he recover? Sure. But he got fucked through no fault of his own. That’s deserving of some sympathy.
by emc503 on Aug 17, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
HA
rec
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 17, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure getting rolled 77-0 in the 3rd quarter by OU had a little something to do with it too.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 17, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OU band play list in 3rd quarter
/BoomerSooner
/BoomerSooner
/BoomerSooner
/BoomerSooner
/RammerJammer
/BoomerSooner
/BoomerSooner
/BoomerSooner
Velocitas eradico
by The_Tusk on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're playing my favorite song.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 17, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe I'm biased...
but how can everyone hate on the Pride of the Southland for overplaying Rocky Top, when OU’s band outdoes us by at least a factor of two in playing Boomer Sooner per game?
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
OH THERE'S PLENTY OF HATE FOR BOTH OF YOU
/FIGHT ON FOR USC
OH GOD DAMMIT! SEE WHAT YOU DID??? NOW THEY’RE NOT GOING TO STOP.
I aim to misbehave
/Warchant for FSU
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
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"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
I don't get it either.
At least Rocky Top is more than just the same four measures repeated until the heat death of the universe.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
A resume?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Me? Sarcastic?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
STOP!
The files are IN the computer!
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 17, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I don't know...
A broadcaster?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I feel sorry for people who have unavoidable nastiness befall them.
This isn’t unavoidable, because Mr. Golden frankly does not need to work. It has nothing to do with the number attached to his bank account.
So because he doesn't necessarily have a need to do something, he can simply fuck off?
As previously stated: Sometimes people do things because they like to.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree with Broski on this one
Sympathy isnt dependant on your bank account balance.
by emc503 on Aug 17, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you want to be literal to an asinine degree, I'll need to post paragraphs instead of sentences, and frankly I don't care that much.
Golden won’t be prevented from ever coaching again; frankly his worst case is that he’s much less likely to achieve some of the performance-based bonuses in his contract.
Fucking please.
/walks away from this one
I agree that it won't effect his future job prospects
Still, you have to admit, he’s stuck in a shitty situation right now, suddenly being expected to handle a media firestorm and then clean up the mess someone else created.
I feel sorry for him for this reason. Money-wise, he’ll be ok as long as he stays away from local real estate hotshots.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 17, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
He's fired shots across the Athletic Department's bow today
Said “I want to know how this guy was allowed to get so close to this program.”
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Aug 17, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This guy was a booster
He was allowed access because he gave us money.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 17, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He gave you strippers & Yachts too and was allowed to run out with the team
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
UM athletics is a lot poorer than everyone thinks.
Miami kicked off the 2003 realignment wave in large part because their budgets in the Big East depended on making a BCS bowl every single year. They’re a private school with a non-local alumni base that doesn’t donate to the athletic program.
The great irony: Shapiro says he blew them up in part because the players he provided for wouldn’t help him out. Well, the reason he was so valued at Miami is that their NFL alumni don’t give much back to the school either. UM didn’t think it could afford to run him off.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
He gave "benefits" to 72 players
2 of which signed with his agency. Not much of a batting average there
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Aug 17, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait a second
It most certainly WILL effect his future prospects.
If Miami’s football program becomes a plague, top prospects aren’t going to playing for Golden’s teams…that ought to make future wins scarce. And without those future wins his chance of getting the next job, a better job, diminish. Thus, his coaching at Miami for the next couple season most certainly does effect his job prospects in a negative way.
by Phocion on Aug 17, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Al Golden's best long term bet is to leave Miami right now
Go back to a smaller school & work back up.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I hear tOSU is hiring
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by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 17, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
People are smart enough to realize that he came into a terrible situation
He gets a depleted Miami team to be at least competitive and someone will call.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 17, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"People" have also hired Lane Kiffin
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 17, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Raiders, The old Tennessee athletic department and USC
Some good management right there.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 17, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just Win, Baby.
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just win (four games a year) baby!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps so...
perhaps not. But that is now, to a large degree, out of Al Golden’s hands.
Regardless of how his Miami teams perform on the field the results he might have otherwise gotten are unlikely. In other words, the next step after success at Miami could have been one of the premier jobs. Now there is likely at least one more step in between Miami and that job in Golden’s career path.
by Phocion on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No way, son, you don't get off that easy.
He’s stuck in a shit-tacular situation, with a job that’s falling down around his ears, and the people who offered him the job most likely knew the place was going to come apart and they didn’t tell him.
I don’t care how much money someone makes or has made (and how much money did he make at Temple? Really. Probably less than you will if you continue to be an engineer).
It’s quite frankly asinine and soulless to assume Al Golden is happy or doesn’t deserve sympathy because he has money. Fucking ludicrous.
by broski on Aug 17, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Ooh ooh let's keep arguing!
You don’t like my phrasing (looking back, I’m not sold on all of my phrasing). Deal with it.
(FYI, Al Golden’s salary at Temple was 575k/yr)
575k/yr?
Notre Dame alums scoff at the poors idea of rich.
/lights Cuban cigar with wad of 100’s
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't call him "stuck"
considering he could probably escape this contract after this season if he wanted out, and he was one of the hottest commodities in the offseason.
Will work for football.
by purwho on Aug 17, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think so.
I think his current contract doesn’t have a Lane Kiffin out clause. Most programs learned their lesson.
But if Miami hired him without telling him the shitstorm involved with the program
I’m sure that there’s a legal way to void that deal.
/callin’ the lawyertariat
Will work for football.
by purwho on Aug 17, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Legally, probably
But that will do at least some damage to his stock as a coach – even though wins are what most ADs care about, there will be folks who will see that he left and extrapolate that to “he jumps ship at the first sign of difficulty, he can’t take the pressure, etc etc”. He’s pretty much fucked if he stays, fucked if he goes.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Note that currently,
his overall record is under .500
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Old School
I was never taught that feeling compassion, sympathy or empathy for an individual had any relationship with the size of their bank account.
by Phocion on Aug 17, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What did Golden do to get rich?
Seems like he’s been in coaching his whole life.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
His career features such high profile jobs as Virginia of Georgia, a year at Penn State, UVa DC, and Temple
ITS TRUE WIKIPEDIA SAYS SO
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WTF?
“Virginia of Georgia”?
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier
by wahoocrew on Aug 17, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Like Indiana of Pennsylvania.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Indiana of PA was always one of our favorite rugby matches....
Their girls were very, how shall we say, frisky? ready to rock?, promiscuous?
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and maul.....
No wait! That was Craig James at SMU.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 17, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I was mistaken and also dumb
It says “Virginia (GA)”, which actually means Virginia (Graduate Assistant). Bad error on my part.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Virginia of Georgia"
will now be my go-to made up school for making fun of I-AA matchups in early September.
by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol, okay
I wasn’t sure if that was a typo or some weird English-to-Chinese-to-English conversion.
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier
HOW BOUT DEM DAWGS THEY DONE OWNED YOU LOL JORTS ARP ARP ARP
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
i thought it was like auburn with a lake
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Aug 17, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
ESPN REPORTS
Al Goden has rough day at work.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BUT WHAT IS THE FUNNY PUN USED FOR THE TITLE!?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
STORM SURROUNDS HURRICANES AND GOLDEN.
LOLOLOLOLOL
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
THAT'S TULSA DAMMIT
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 17, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
GOLDEN SHOWERED WITH LATEST 'CANES CONTROVERSY
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Aug 17, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
FOOLS GOLDEN
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
EXPECTATIONS FOR HURRICANE AL DOWNGRADED AS NEW ALLEGATIONS MAKE LANDFALL
by Mango Stasi on Aug 17, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Here's your clubhouse leader, folks. Rec'd
And this is going to be a Golden day for the commentariat.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Looks like we'll ALL be taking Golden showers.
…What?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 17, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I'll be focused on Golden shower avoision.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Shower Discipline!
/NSFWdominatrix.jpg
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 17, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't feel "sorry" for him
But if UM administration really didn’t let him know about this when they hired him, I wouldn’t fault him one bit for bolting for another job at the first opportunity. Judging by the statements he made this morning, he seems like he’s pretty damn pissed.
Greyshirted No More
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
by Peter Gray on Aug 17, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If he didn't know he should get his contract in full whether he stays or goes.
That’s some bullshit.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Aug 17, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's somewhere in between fraud in the inducement and negligence
And definitely negotiating in bad faith.
Greyshirted No More
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
by Peter Gray on Aug 17, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
If he manages to do a respectable job for the next couple of years
He’ll be in a great place for an upward transition. He’ll be very well respected throughout the coaching/AD ranks for sticking by in such a tough situation.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Aug 17, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Decommissioning
He can hope for that, but we all know that for a lot of positions in the coaching world the metric of tantamount importance is wins…
by Phocion on Aug 17, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
or
he could end up like Crxxm
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Al Golden is a straight up homey and you know
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I feel sorry for Al Golden
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Said it last night...
I fully expect Al Golden to experience “Urban Meyer like symptoms” and announce he’s stepping down to spend more time with his family…
by BillyZoom on Aug 17, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
*nsfw-ish
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
we've had worse
like when we found those hookers in craig james trunk
by sailorjerry on Aug 17, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
new freekage
Remember the Rose Bowl: The Story of the Alabama Crimson Tide & the Grandaddy of Them All
by kleph on Aug 17, 2011 11:20 AM EDT reply actions 24 recs
OH MYGOD
TODAY IS GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
AND WE'RE NOT EVEN TO THE NEW STUFF YET.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, well I hadn't seen this one yet
IT’S STILL NEW TO ME
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I mean L'affaire du Bagman.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah, that guy
he should have spilled the beans earlier, he’s been totally one-upped now
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
.
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Aug 17, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
OT but I decided I'm gonna do some re-reads & get suggestions for other books from the Commentariat
I’ll be starting with this:
I know George R.R. Martin is popular. Any other suggestions here?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
So far you're on the right track.
WWZ and GRRM should keep you busy for quite some time.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 17, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Anything that keeps me busy while I wait for A Memory Of Light to come out in 2012
Actual end to Wheel Of Time <3
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
/vomitdeath
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, The Wheel of Time.
Or as I call it, TWOT.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jordan died years ago, still finished WoT before GRMM finsihed aSoIaF...
by drothgery on Aug 17, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Brandon Sanderson is doing very well in finishing it.
He has the notes & everything. He is doing a full re-read of whole series as he writes book 14. So at least he’s busting his ass.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Self-Reply to post link
For any previous or current fans, here is the best forum I’ve fund on WoT
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I have scifi recommendations if you're interested in that
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm interested in almost every genre
Overall I’m backlogged but please share recommendations.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Mentioned these on here before, but here's my standard list of recommendations right now
Hard Scifi:
Inherit the Stars by James Hogan – mystery/science involving how to reconstruct an extinct alien society, also deals with origins of man –
The Gentle Giants of Ganymede by James Hogan, sequel to ItS and just as good, maybe a little less sciency overall
Gateway by Frederick Pohl – focuses more on character development than your average hard scifi, but it’s a great read; deals a lot with really describing a completely desperate attempt at figuring out alien technology to help mankind survive
High Scifi:
The Hyperion and Endymion series by Dan Simmons – probably my favorite scifi series I’ve ever read. Lots of wacky technology, but the story and characters are just incredible. It’s almost like a futuristic Hatchet, with concepts of time travel and galactic war for good measure
Scifi short stories:
Sandkings, Exit to San Breta, With Morning Comes Mistfall, and A Song For Lya, all by George R.R. Martin. Yes he writes more than fantasy, and his scifi is possibly better than his fantasy
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jim Butcher's Dresden Files makes for excellent reading as well.
He was still finding his voice on the first three books, but it gets so much better from there.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
by jwolf0 on Aug 17, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck Sci-Fi Channel with a rake for removing The Dresden Files!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
OBJECTION!
Fuck SciFi for making a series that was nowhere close to the books other than character names.
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck SYFY too.
For SGU, SGA, Eureka, and Caprica.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
I meant for canceling them.
They haven’t cancelled WH13 yet, but I wouldn’t be surprised.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
by Specter177 on Aug 17, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep.
But it’s not as bad as it seems. They are still having a 5th season, just no more after that. Unfortunately, they’ve already shot most of that, so there won’t be a good end episode. They were expecting a 6-8 episode 6th season to wrap it up.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
by Specter177 on Aug 17, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
well shucks.
if only there was a nuclear grade scandal to cheer me up…
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
ATLANTIS!
Not as good as SG-1 (is anything?) but lightyears better than SGU. Plus #TeamCarter #TeamFrasier
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 17, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I felt that way about SGU
Gave up on it three or four episodes in. I liked Atlantis, didn’t love it…at least, not like I loved SG-1
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
My wife just finished the newest one - Ghost Story - and gave it high marks.
I’m still wading through Dance for/of Dragons before I get to it.
And for softer-scifi, I cannot recommend Lois McMaster Bujold’s Vorkosigan saga enough. And it’s all available online, for free, no DRM! No foolin’!
by Albino Tornado on Aug 17, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I rec "Ghost Story" as well but you really need to have read "Changes" first.
GS is a book that needed to be written though I can udnerstand why some readers didn’t care for it. “Changes” and “Ghost Story” are two pretty dark tales. Well, written, deliciously snarky dark tales.
#TeamMurph
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 17, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, lawd, don't read them out of order.
There’s a reason Changes is so titled – and has a different titling scheme than all the others, with the lack of a double/occult meaning.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still #TeamMurph as well,
but Ghost Story started to nudge me towards #TeamMolly a bit.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
#TeamMolly
She’s of age by now, I think but still
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 17, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Meanwhile in Japan-
But seriously, Harry and Molly actually talking about some of those issues in Ghost Story helped. I’d lost track of how much time had passed, Molly mentioned being in her mid-twenties and I’m all, “…the fuck?”
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
Replay Fail
And yeah, Joe Buckley’s site is excellent and has a other compliations from Baen authors. Baen.com also has it’s own free library.
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 17, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
McCarthy is always good.
Start with Blood Meridian or Suttree if you’ve alread read No Country or The Road.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 17, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks for the next two books I'll read.
I’ve already read No Country For Old Men and The Road. Was curious about his other works; I’ve just never gotten around to actually reading them.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 17, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Blood Meridian is probably the most nonchalantly violent thing I've ever read.
by mnHorn on Aug 17, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Blood Meridian landed on my reading list (still haven't gotten to it though)
when Ebert wrote something like “The Proposition is probably the closest we’ll ever get to seeing a film of Blood Meridian.”
by Gator Cub on Aug 17, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They've been talking about it for a long time
Time will tell if it actually happens or if it’s just another Confederacy of Dunces case.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 17, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
The only way it could properly be done
would be as an HBO mini-series.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 17, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've read The Road
No Country is on my list.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Also allow me to throw out the name Scott Smith as a quality writer.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you sure those aren't books about Miami's program?
by Narrow Right on Aug 17, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Well Played
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
There was a great fanpost last off season with rec's.
I think I started it, but it went plaid quickly.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
ESPN's absolute refusal to admit how huge this is
Is delightful.
SOMEONE IS VERY HUTT BURT!
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 11:30 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
ESPN's website currently features a headline saying "No Miami suspensions yet"
and the featured story on the CFB site is Gene Chizik smirking.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I love how
the sources title is “ponzi schemer” instead of “former booster”
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 17, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
The Miami story is over on the sidebar where it belongs.
You know, with CRIST, REES, APPROXIMATELY THE SAME IN PRACTICE.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY CRIST CANT THROW A POST PATTERN?
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 17, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
/throws football into lucas jackson's nose
//football sticks in nostril
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
DON'T THROW IT TO STONEHANDS!
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 17, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/football lands in hungarian noodle bake
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
WHAT ABOUT GHULULULUISSLANASLFNALEN?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
ESPN Website
I haven’t followed radio or sportscenter yet.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
espn.com has the Braves on their front page
ESPN does realize the Braves needed extra innings to beat a Giants that had only two bench players ready last night because everyone was hurt?
/Bitter Giants fan
//Now I’m butt hurt
by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
U MAD?
/I’m mad for such poor play last night, even if it brought a win
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm mad at Cody Ross
he ruined the kid’s no-hitter!
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
yes
yes it was. sucks that it was the first hit he gave up.
(i saw your Friedi is the anti-Dusty Baker post last night & chuckled)
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
..
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 17, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
So nice gonna post it twice
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 11:32 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Thank you Commentariat for giving me my first green.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I'm working from home this morning
And I see The Departed is on FX. So when I change the channel it’s at the scene when Jack is smashing Leo’s broken hand with his boot. I keep imagining Uncle Luke as Jack in that seen and Shapiro as Leo and Uncle Luke is smashing Shapiro’s broken hand with his boot screaming, “ARE YOU A FUCKING SNITCH?”
by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2011 11:45 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This whole post is going to go plaid pretty soon.
It tops the Great Potato Fight of 2010
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
Flame war between University of Idaho and Boise State.
It was glorious.
1000+ comments of Idaho-hatin’ from both ends.
Search.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Hate that I missed that
I am conflicted over which I love more – The Kibbie Dome or The Blue Turf.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 17, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
daily friendly reminder to use titles
thanks!
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought that was supposed to say Clemson
Brantley Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Jon... John is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live Gator, he will literally rip your face off.
[to the Brantley] Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out here, Brantley!
Charles Robinson - Michigan State alum.
You’re welcome, America.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
by Spartan D on Aug 17, 2011 11:54 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
***winner***
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh please oh please oh please let's not turn this into a school alum dickwaving fight
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
[Wall of text explaining why your school is for inbred troglodytes.]
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
/posts map
//walks away
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
[Graduation rates.]
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
[drought reference]
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
[Thinly-veiled political comment.]
[7500 × 3500 suit of armor.]
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
"I don't see what the big deal is; the pic is not that big."
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
[civil war reference]
[LOL Atlanta]
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
[Too soon outraeg.]
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
[tornado alley reference]
[flyover country jab]
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/whips endowment out
//lays on table
///measures
by emc503 on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/directs hired man to provide endow--WAIT WUT
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/economy grows cold
//endowment shrinks
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/towels endowment
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
West Virginia wins this
They had John Holmes
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
[Wall of text explaining why your school is for inbred troglodytes.] ????????
Isn’t that what NDNation does?
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 17, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
SARAH PALIN AND LARRY CRAIG ARE IDAHO ALUMNI
/comeeonnnn…
//shit, there’s no bingo spot for that
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
Pretty sure Palin graduated from Idaho State
by Mango Stasi on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, if she was smart she would've gone to ISU
/pointlessarguement
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
by greekpadre on Aug 17, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
no clue...all i know is that the University of Idaho claims her as an alum, as well as her bio
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
by greekpadre on Aug 17, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Please say one of them was Clemson
./Who’s Nailing Palin
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
CAN A GUY GET A T-REX PIC?
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ASAPH!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Good to see he's found work
There’s limited opportunities for those afflicted with “tiny armitis”
I aim to misbehave
/fumbles political comments
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
T-rex with a gun
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
by greekpadre on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Eh, not so much political as is more absolutly hilarious and terrifying at the same time
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
If I ever see Robinson at MSU, I'll be conflicted...
Should I….
A) Shake his hand for his good work
B) Kill him and hide the body, just in case he’s investigating something at State
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
by Spartan D on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
C) all of the above
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier
by wahoocrew on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NIGHTMARE SCENARIO
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
My favorite Robinson story
Was when he was at Sparty working for the student newspaper and Plaxico threatened to kill him.
by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Obviously an empty threat
Plaxico is afraid of guns.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes because football players never do or say stupid things
Obviously it’s just limited to MSU.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Cal has certainly never had imbeciles
/cut to Marshawn Lynch driving the cart.
Will work for football.
by purwho on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
//Sergio Kindle steals cart
///Nooo they be stealin my cart
////Crashes into apartmentz
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Crashing into things? I am intrigued.
Will work for football.
by purwho on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
someone said car crash?
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
by greekpadre on Aug 17, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, he also crashed into 80's Christie Brinkley
So don’t pretend he didn’t outkick the fuck outta his coverage.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 17, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
That wasn't stupid, that was awesome!
by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd for ghostridin' the whip
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Not just a MSU thing
The school I graduated from (Sacramento State) had a kid arrested for creating the Purple Drank in his dorm room.
/holds up a sign
//Kemba Walker reads it
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Also don't forget Madis-
/gets malaria
/moves to the hale and hearty clime of New Jersey
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Burt Reynolds
As in Burt Reynolds of White Lightning. And Gator.
by Ardbeg on Aug 17, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You double dipper
But yeah, this argument’s over.
/until Old South claims Schnellenberger
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
/discreetly pushes nicholas sparks' body under the couch
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Kaczynski?
Why, I…I’ve never heard of him
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
/overturns couch
//urinates on Nicholas Sparks
///sends couch to Morgantown
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 17, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
OIL EXECUTIVES
/everyone hates
//keeps hating
///PROFIT
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 17, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Spencer lied about that CI before 11:00am
I NEED TO GET MY TROLL ON MAN!
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
OT: About ready to claw my eyes out
Coworker: I hate all light beers. They’re all disgusting. Coors Heavy is the best beer I’ve ever had. I don’t think there’s a better beer you can get here in America
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 PM EDT reply actions
Has he tried Coors Light?
It just tastes so COLD, man!
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And the can TELLS you when it's COLD!
That’s amazing science right there!
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 17, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But now it also tells you when it is SUPER COLD
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
but, but...i've got eight fingers to tell me it's super cold
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
And rocky
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Really? Might I ask good sir, where you are from?
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
He's from the Dominican Republic
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
And he doesn't like Presidente?
Que?
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
He actually JUST mentioned that's the only light beer he likes.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
wow...but then again, there is really no good beer in the DR
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
No.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
He does realize that he is not a manly unless he drinks Miller Lite, right?
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/shrugs
whatever you wanna use. end result isnt much different if you’re just aiming to get hammered.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Different beers for different situations, for sure
(NOT trying to get the macro v micro debate going again), but surely you can acknowledge there are better tasting beers than macros!
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
If I want to get hammered I drink liquor
by Mango Stasi on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
there ya go.
when you wanna get drunk, drink what you wanna drink.
i guess the argument should be what does a better job of getting one drunk.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I usually just bang my head against the floor. It's cheaper.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
by Spartan D on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You mean Popov?
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
/involuntary twitch
NEVER. AGAIN.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe becaue I'm fat
But domestic beers like Coors don’t get me hammered.
/It’s most likely because I’m fat.
Achievement unlocked! Broski brain melt
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
it's all downhill from here
next thing you know i’ll be talking like subcommandante wayne and wearing affliction t-shirts
What I don't understand
Why would you put a bounty on Chris Rix’s head? Wouldn’t you want Rix on the field for the entire game?
On that subject
how much does Jacory owe Shapiro?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Quite a bit.
Most of his payments were received by someone else by mistake.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 17, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
D'OOOOHHH HOHOHOHOHO
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
by greekpadre on Aug 17, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions 13 recs
This license plate
seems strangely appropriate today…
by BillyZoom on Aug 17, 2011 12:28 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I think the NFL stands for Not For Long
/glanville’d
by Albino Tornado on Aug 17, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Begin communication:
FIRELORD IS VERY TIRED FROM COTG WORKING OVERTIME. BUT AT LEAST FIRELORD IS EMPLOYED. THE ECONOMY IS WEAKER THAN A NEWBORN EARTHMEAT WITH RICKETS, AND HERALDING IS NOT EXACTLY RECESSION-PROOF TO BEGIN WITH. FIRELORD USED TO HERALD FOR GALACTUS UNTIL THAT THING IN THE BOATHOUSE HAPPENED AND THEN IT WAS JUST WEIRD FOR EVERYONE. BUT FIRELORD HAS HOS IN ALL FOUR UNIVERSAL QUADRANTS AND REMUNERATION MUST BE ACQUIRED.
…
ALL FIRELORD IS SAYING IS THAT HE IS THANKFUL FOR THE U.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 17, 2011 12:37 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Firelord is completely a 3rd tier Galactus Herald!
Terrax would totally kick his ass!
But rec’d for his Firelordian obscurity.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I erred on the side of Firelord...
… assuming COTG would want a herald that could BURNINATE. Blame ACS for keeping the concepts of football and the purification of searing flame e’er intertwined in my mind.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Dang it, can't find a good panel with him spraying fire with his staff
[insert dick joke here]
That would make a good Kill It With Fire jpeg.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 17, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE HERALD IT IS THE SURFER.
Everyone else is a bunch of substitute teachers with a “KICK ME” sign on their back and no keys to the Ultimate Nullifier closet (which as we all know is in West Lafayette).
/NERD’d
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 17, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
You, sirrah,
Are CORRECT.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 17, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
There is only one true Firelord, and his name is Ragnaros
by Synaesthesia on Aug 17, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I must eat lunch early today, then.
edsbs edsbs
Finebaum open thread this afternoon. This is the day the EDSBS comment threads create cold fusion.
MY MY.
I SEEM TO BE THE ONLY ONE IN THE OFFICE AGAIN HOW INTERESTING.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps I shall call the State's Attorney's Office on speakerphone with PAWL in the background.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
State Attorney: "Why is there a women named Tammy talking in the background?"
by 49er16 on Aug 17, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And why is she talking about a legend?
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
by greekpadre on Aug 17, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What's this? A consultation with em503?
And what the hell do you mean by “LULZ”?
by emc503 on Aug 17, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why are you trying to fornicate with Clem's son? Especially at work?
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
by greekpadre on Aug 17, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've been steadily testing out IT's representations that they can see my screen at all times.
Haven’t gotten fired yet. Time to Finebaum today.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
ugh.
I have work to do.
I can listen, but trying to keep up with the thread will result in multiple Ctrl+A on +100 comments
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
100? more like 500.
Can it be Friday NOW?
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 17, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather have a time machine to go backwards at the moment.
Forwards isn’t looking so kickass right now, but hopefully next week will start the upswing.
Emocionarse Chloe! Se emociona.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 17, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Backwards in time?!? OHNONONONONO!!!
My workload has dropped back to normal following four weeks of ‘spend the end of year money’ rush.
I’m very content for it to be this way.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 17, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I would like an upswing.
In other random news, found out that Jax friend might be here next week too.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Aug 17, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
professor out of town?
Professor out of town. ALL. THE FINEBAUM
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Aug 17, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit.
I’m praying everything in the factory is broken so I get sent home today. I need to experience this.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
SABOTAGE.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for Cochise and Bobby "The Rookie"
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Temptation to steal a page from your playbook... rising.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Aug 17, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
What happened to the "CI before 11"
Was that PAC-12 time?
by touchdown H-town on Aug 17, 2011 12:51 PM EDT reply actions
Shapiro took the CI to the strip club instead
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stuck in the middle of Biscayne Bay
after $3m yacht runs out of fuel. No way for the strippers to escape.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 17, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"No way" you say?
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 17, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It was implied that they would escape alive.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
GOOOD, ANAKIN, GOOOD...LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU
KILL THE REBEL HOOKERS ONE AT A TIME
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
by greekpadre on Aug 17, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
..
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 17, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
can we fix this so Craig James has a black cloak like Palpatine?
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
Might have taken this too far.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Aug 17, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
but the rebel call girl alliance did blow up both of his death stars.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good Morning, Derelicts
Since I shift-A’d and will catch up on the green posts, what else is going on?
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
Pretty much same as last night....
LOLZ at Da U
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 17, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I want Auburn's bagman to be connected to Shapiro somehow.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i want PAWWWL to be auburn's bagman.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You may have to wait for awhile
An out has already been provided
@McMurphyCBS Brett McMurphy
2 hours til @DannySherdan1 on @Finebaum. Sheridan told me he’ll only name Auburn bagman if his attorneys allow him
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
Should have known this would happen
But still will be annoying when we’re all patiently waiting and hear “My attorneys won’t allow me to comment on this.”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it is all about Da U.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Glorious
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
...
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 17, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I don't know where they got it but that is Shawn Michaels
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
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