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Well they, blew up Miami Football in South Beach last night.

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Now they, blew up Basketball too...

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Down on the yacht's they're gettin' ready for a fight gonna see what them compliance boys can do

Now there's trouble busin' in from outta state and the A.D. can't get no relief

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Gonna be a rumble out in Coral Gables, and the booster' club is hangin' on by the skin of its teeth

Corrupt programs die baby that's a fact

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But corrupt programs that die, almost never come back

Take your tassles off, abort that little fetus, and meet me tonight in South Beach, Miami.

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Well I got a billion dollar Ponzi scheme and tried to splash my money around

But I got bank statements that no honest man can explain

So I remembered everything that I had improperly provided

And I called up Charles Robinson and started this whole fuss

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Corrupt programs die baby that's a fact

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But corrupt programs that die, almost never come back

Take your tassles off, abort that little fetus, and meet me tonight in South Beach, Miami.

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Now our program may be dead and our D-1A status may be history but many FCS playoffs we'll win

We're goin' down where the money's dwindling away so put your wallet away cause there's no rich boosters around here

 

Corrupt programs die baby that's a fact

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But corrupt programs that die, almost never come back

 

Now I been lookin' for a D-1AA conference but it's hard to find

Down here it's just clean programs and compliance black holes and don't get caught on the wrong side of that line

Well I'm tired of playing this shitty D-1AA ball

So honey last night I met Wright Waters and I'm gonna do a little favor for him

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Corrupt programs die baby that's a fact

Smu-death-penalty_display_image_medium

But corrupt programs that die, almost never come back

Take your tassles off, abort that little fetus, and meet me tonight in South Beach, Miami.

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