HURRICANES END CAREER ON HIGH NOTE WITH MAGNUM OPUS EDSBS RAVES GIVES 10.0 OUT OF 10.0
by Spencer Hall on Aug 16, 2011 8:09 PM EDT
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We really don't know if anything else can exceed this: as school whose AD was head of the NCAA's Committee on Infractions during the USC case has a booster, an extremely stupid and careless booster, a booster who also happens to be a con artist of the first degree and father of a nearly billion dollar Ponzi scheme, go rogue and turn over everything he's got on a program not just to anyone, but to the experienced assassins at Yahoo.
BUT WAIT. The detailed benefits are not just your average dollars-under-the-table, or some lameass "we let some players sleep at an apartment on the floor with a coach's help" allegations. No, you get the hell out of here, Boise. This room is reserved for programs that have a booster willing to do anything to become the adored pet midget of overgrown adolescents with a thirst for liquor, cash, clothes, and hookers. You heard that right, and you should say it just like the scene in Twister when cows cross the road mid-air and Helen Richt Hunt says "We've got cows." But you know, put the word "hookers" in there, and you'll start to get a sense of the sauciness of the scandal at hand.
Hookers. (Again: hookers!) Hookers presented in hotel rooms kept under the alias "Teddy Dupay" because of the booster's resemblance to the Florida gambler/basketball enthusiast. Cash. Clothes. Rims, in case you think this is missing anything else essentially Miami-ish. Funneling players to agents with cash and gifts. A mansion. Scratch that: two mansions, and a yacht, both turned over to players for parties. A stream of strip club visits so constant even the citizens of Dade County found them excessive, and always with Miami football people with him. An abortion paid for by the booster when one of the players got a stripper pregnant. Coaches either in cahoots with the activities, or at least operating with full knowledge of them.
[building music to finale...]
...and all done with money stolen in a Ponzi scheme, and alleged from prison with extensive documentation.
[SWELL OF DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[FADE]
Tears. Ovations. Applause. Stunned expressions on the faces of those watching in awe. This, THIS is a masterpiece. Take notes. Mark its contours, its shapes, its utter completeness. Perfection is a rarity; treat it with the respect it deserves, like a rare whale cruising beneath the tiny prow of your boat on the open seas. We have not seen its like since SMU. We will not see it again for a great many years.
EDSBS PITCHFORK RATING: 10.0. The defining work of an entire generation.
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Teddy Dupay or Ron Mexico?
Can’t decide which I like more.
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 16, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
"Ron Belize"...
People were catching on to me…so I had to mix it up a bit to throw them off my trail…
I'll stick with my old hotel alias...
Dave Wannstache
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 16, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
please, come and sit shiva
by rayrayrayrayrayrayrayray on Aug 16, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I voted for the second yes
I could sense there was an even better yes coming, but I just couldn’t contain myself any longer.
COTG will have Miami go 13-0 this season
by Caban on Aug 16, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
yes
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 16, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Firelord, herald of COTG sez:
"COTG PREFERS THE TERM ECCENTRIC.
RESUME TREMBLING, EARTHMEATS."
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 16, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Wind and Thunder Agree
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I guess this is appropriate here
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You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 17, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
only would be better
If it were at some absurd school like Notre Dame instead of a place like Miami. Though I guess this level of awesome is only really possible at Miami or maybe USC but no really just Miami.
by bryemye on Aug 16, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I agree
This isn’t altogether surprising at The U, and that is in no way a negative commentary of the Canes either.
This would have been a much more fun story (fun as it is!) if it happened at Notre Dame, Texas, or any of the other moral high-horse programs
The O is the new U
by jcolomy on Aug 16, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I voted for the "homosexual" option in honor of the soon-to-be-extinct Cane fan.
Sort of like my EDSBS version of pouring one out on the curb for everyone’s favorite fanbase that deserts its team after the first loss of every season.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 16, 2011 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
You can 47 others as of this writing.
/assumes HurriCONS followed directions
by Albino Tornado on Aug 16, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll pour one out
for all the Cane fans having a public-library-porn-a-thon when they go to check their Yahoo! mail and read the headlines.
by olorcain on Aug 16, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Stripper Poles in Luxury Suites
Jerry Jones will now scrap his current stadium and run with this idea.
Halfway there already...
The JerryDome has cage dancers over one end zone during Cowboys games.
by Papa Lou BSU on Aug 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I actually said that today.
Got home from root canal, chewed up delectable percocet. Read C Rob’s finishing move. “holy. fucking. shit.” utter more than a few times.
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 16, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Beautiful
Beautiful in the same way that Tsar Bomba is beautiful.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"If I had been born ugly you would never have heard of Pele." ~ George Best
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 16, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
That's beautiful.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
5X multiplier on the entertainment value
by jerry.bail.bonds on Aug 16, 2011 8:06 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Mouserat has a new song...
Sex boat…you got it from me, girl…
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 16, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
The Minnesota Vikings hang their head in shame
Love Boat =/= Sex Boat, bitches.
This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "this exact situation"--Sterling Archer
I've seen that movie 100 times.
It was on VHS at my neighbor’s house in the mid 80’s and I stole it when I was 14. I love that fncking movie.
“Give some to Cindy now.”
by HawkeyeRecon on Aug 17, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Hookers. (Again: hookers!)"
Call girls! They were call girls!
…
No Cyril, when they’re dead, they’re just hookers!
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 16, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 24 recs
They might have been Call Boys
http://atmdingdongs.webs.com/gunther_mixed_aggie_yell_leader_sig.jpg
And, I guess if they’re dead, they’re just aggies.
College football is about traditions and that means Texas vs.A&M on Thanksgiving day.
post fail
College football is about traditions and that means Texas vs.A&M on Thanksgiving day.
by Wrangler86 on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
GUNTHER!!!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well that's a first
I am impressed
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions
To the Pan Am Airlines Oblivion Bowl vs Purdue
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 16, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
From my U-loving Miami-alum wife:
“We’re Fucked.”
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
by BoilerTMill on Aug 16, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
They...
…seemed to be all rooting for Rob Henry to start anyway.
by witless chum on Aug 17, 2011 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions
As long as they didn't get any free tattoos
ESPN will ignore this story and want to produce another 30 for 30.
Our game with them will be a hard listen.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
I hate to admit it
But this makes the Ohio State stuff look like improper stretching
Death is the only great adventure I have left. - Capt. James T. Hook
by TFish on Aug 16, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
The only thing missing
Was the fried chicken at the tattoo parlor sex boat.
by Scholar Athlete on Aug 16, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Fred Smoot is interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Aug 16, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Tressel back at one of his old jobs agrees...
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Aug 16, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Miami just ate the whole wheel of cheese.
I’m not even mad. that was amazing.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Aug 16, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 13 recs
Ron Burgundy will always get a rec
This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "this exact situation"--Sterling Archer
"Hey Aggies..."
“How about comin and joinin us in the ACC? We’re gonna have an opening soon, and Texas ain’t here.”
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 16, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Country Roads...
take me home
To the place,
I belong
by Caban on Aug 16, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did anyone realize Thujone gif'd it?
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 30 recs
rec'd
In the next cartoon Swofford pulls up with his red drunked face all happy to pick AggieMan up right?
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Aug 16, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
The homosexual part of the poll is totally true
1. Winfield steps out of car
2. Winfield gets beer poured on
3. Called slanderous names
Great picture to start off the article. Da U is gonna burn
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Aug 16, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
. . .
and they’ll buuuuuurn
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Clean up?
Sheeeeeeeeeit. You better call in the Wolf to clean up this shit, man.
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
by PBCrook on Aug 16, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just call Mike Irvin and hand him some scissors
He gets shit cleaned up reeeeal quick, Charles Robinson.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Aug 17, 2011 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions
RIGHT CLICK SAVE AS
OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER
Greyshirted No More
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
So who lasts longer, the ACC or Big East?
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
Trick Question
They both merge to combine a Captain Planet of Football Suck
by SuperJew on Aug 16, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
God, that sentence was an abomination. Let me try that again.
They merge to form a Captain Planet of Shitty Football.
by SuperJew on Aug 16, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
But will they be the Big East or the ACC?
Or will they finally seek truth in advertising and call themselves The Big Unwieldy Basketball Conference?
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THE D-LEAGUE
It works with both football and basketball.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
haha
rec’d
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
And with UConn's APR?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Aug 16, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
If you aren't careful, I'll stick Geno on you.
/stupidnatemilesshit
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Which you all happily signed up for. And thanks again for that, by the way.
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 16, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
No love for Voltron?
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
Teh oldz.
We haz it.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 17, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
AHEM
/looks at TCU’s Rose Bowl ring
//Holgo trips over his own foot in drunken stupor
SILENCE PLEBE!
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
You're the plebe around here
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 16, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Gawd
Captain Planet sucked like no other afterschool cartoon of the Golden Era (mine) sucked.
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 16, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
It might have been worse than Street Sharks.
by SuperJew on Aug 16, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
or TMNT
The twitter
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CM PUNK IS MY HERO
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by WVPiratesfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Protect the environment or I'll fucking kill you!
Ted Turner makes a good Captain Planet.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/Robot Walt Disney agrees
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Bring me the first Cuban child so that I may feed!"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
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鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Hmm, I thought he meant Mark Cuban.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 17, 2011 8:13 AM EDT up reply actions
You need to watch more older seasons of Robot Chicken
The Winner, Headless Ponch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2LeETqAYtA
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
So, uh, Truffle
want in now?
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Want in where?
I JUST WANTED MY GAMES ON A REAL TV CHANNEL!!!!
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure we can arrange for an appearance on TLN.
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Well, the Pac-12, SEC, and B1G are the only sure things at this point, right?
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
YOUR NEW SUPERCONFERENCE
Virginia Tech, Notre Dame, Pittsburgh, Syracuse, West Virginia, Louisville, Boston College, Connecticut
Texas, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, TCU, Kansas, Kansas State, Missouri, Brigham Young
Merry Christmas.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No.
It means UVa is playing basketball with UNC, NCSU, Duke, WF, Maryland, and a couple of ladder-climbers.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Because you know if we go all superconference, ND's gonna join someone.
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I'm half serious.
I think there’s a not-insignificant chance of the core ACC schools deciding to chuck it. Don’t write that as gospel, and I’m not saying it to be hateful. But I think the core ACC schools are much more invested in maintaining their basketball league than they are in top-level football.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would agree with you on that, but there's just so much money in football
And that money is used to help fund the non-revenue sports, etc. etc. etc.
I don’t think they’ll abandon big-time football, but the possibility is now out there.
by SuperJew on Aug 16, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, Va Tech and BC want to partner up with K State over FSU.
Because KState brings literally dozens of viewers and boosters to the table.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 17, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Because K-State makes more MONEY than FSU.
I’m not even kidding.
But, no, when I whipped out that list I assumed FSU, A&M, Clemson, and one other team would be off the table. I picked Georgia Tech just to be a total dick.
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I still want to know
whether “B1G” is meant to just be “2236” or “B36” in base 20?
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
2011 - Our most oustanding year.
Could be 2012 though, depending on how long it takes the NCAA to get the guillotine ready.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 16, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is anyone else playing "find the most obscure player on the investigation landing page?"
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
So far
this is the best I have.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Aug 16, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
The detail in the individual player pages OH MY GOD
This. Is. INSANE.
"You can't be afraid to play somebody because they've got 3 really good players. How are you going to win if you're afraid to play? We're not going to be afraid to play - we're going to fight, we're going to attack, we're going to throw it out there and see what happens." - Carlos Boozer
My God.......
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 16, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
HEY!
JOEPA IS A NATIONAL TREASURE!
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
And Looks like there will be some coaching vacancies
2 at Alabama – Current Alabama Football Staff were involved – Director of Football Operations Pannunzio as well as Offensive Line Coach Stoutland… (T-Town Menswear starting to look a little more interesting – very similar to the start of the U’s Demise)
1 at Florida – Coach Aubrey Hill
1 at Louisville – who gives a fuck who it is.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 16, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Also UCF, UGA.
Mizzou.
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 16, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mizzou, Mizzou, and Mizzou
I’m surprised Haith isn’t already suspended with pay pending investigation.
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We're on suicide watch tonight.
This is bad, and people are overreacting, and OH DEAR GOD WHY COULDN’T WE HAVE GOTTEN PAINTER
\bangs head against wall
\chugs paint thinner
Lord, she never would've done it if she hadn't got drunk.
Worst Twitter Ever = @SidewalkDrunk
by miz_zou on Aug 16, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Look at the bright side
All you need is a new coach, and you’re set.
Us? We’ve not likely got two ineligible players.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, I suppose there is a bright side.
But I think more of my problem is the fan base in general. Pretty much every Mizzou fan outside of the Rock M people is psychotic, bipolar, and if you read the Mizzou boards people are losing their minds. My phone is blowing up… and we look stupid yet again. Ugggghhhhhhhhh
Lord, she never would've done it if she hadn't got drunk.
Worst Twitter Ever = @SidewalkDrunk
by miz_zou on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do you know what he had to go through to get this coach?
On the plus side, I imagine Frank Martin is toasting his good fortune tonight on not taking the Miami job.
by Gaknar on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Frankly, it wouldn't surprise me if he knew something smelled like week-old tilapia.
On the other hand… can you just IMAGINE what’s going through furnace76’s head about now?
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by jonfmorse on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why don't you post this a few more times?
Maybe someone will acknowledge your pitiful existence. It appears you’re trying to draw fire away from your lewser of a booger eating team.
by Hugh G. Rection on Aug 16, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
If that's a troll, it's a pitiful one.
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
everyone has to start somewhere
i guess
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
You know I can troll better than that.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 16, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
gotta be an Updyke
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, as a Scrotologist
You know that Mr. Rection lives slightly above my plane of work.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 16, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
He posted it here
because he posted it to the other thread while we were in the process of migrating.
Congratulations on your seventh comment ever, by the way.
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The girlfriend (UA grad) just told me that Pannunzio and Soutland are likely gone tomorrow morning
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 16, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
No Doubt.
Albetar will also be found dead in his house after eating a sammich and falling up stairs.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 16, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Naaah
We’ve hired this type before and all they have to do is take remedial NCAA rules classes every year for the rest of their careers.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Aug 17, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh. My. God.
The level of detail that’s available with the individual pages is just now obscene.
Bravo, Mr. Robinson. Bravo.
by psuwxman on Aug 16, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
kudos to Yahoo Sports
Thats more investigating that ESPN has ever seen, much less done.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 16, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
Fortunately
ESPN has just plopped it on the sidebar of their college football homepage.
#swag
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I said this on twitter but I think it's worth repeating
While Yahoo! was busy uncovering the biggest scandal of the decade in the offseason, ESPN was busy creating a worthless new statistic and “NOT” suspending the only college football columnist worth his salt
by VUfanInNJ on Aug 16, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
Your quotation marks look dangerously close to emphasis marks.
If you do that, you’re responsible for cleaning all of the brains off of the wall.
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
never use scare quotes!
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
ESPN did cover Duke Lacrosse and Cam Newton
so they got that going for them.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 16, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Now, wait a minute, let's be fair here.
ESPN’s Joe Schad was on top of conference expansion this offseason.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
What do you mean, expansion?
My conference is only back up to 10 or 11, depending on Aggie’s next move.
With Dan Beebe "at the helm," that IS expansion.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
It's not a useless statistic
QB Rating blows.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 16, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
So, we're going to replace it with something that's not an actual statistic, but is instead completely dependant upon subjective judgement of ESPN's panel of experts?
Awesome idea.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 17, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
If it wasn't brutally obvious before which major media outlet was serious about real journalism
It sure as fuck is now. This investigation is fucking RIDICULOUS.
Greyshirted No More
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
by Peter Gray on Aug 16, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is' there a sports version of the Pulitzer?
Because this is unreal.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not sure whether it deserves a Pulitzer or an AVN Award
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 27 recs
Yes
It’s called a Pulitzer.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Aug 16, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 17 recs
Wow...I....
/hangs head
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
literally lol'ing
but i suppose it’s not a well-known fact outside of people who are in the industry that there are several pulitzer categories..
Opens bottle of wine
Pours large glass. Watches the destruction. Smiles.
If only the Yahoo investigation had exposed Texas – it would have been the perfect espn disaster. Earlier, the WWL was showing poker – how completely fitting.
by Wes Tex on Aug 16, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
The OK Computer of infractions.
Blows everything else in the genre away.
by OHokie on Aug 16, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
Fuck the OK Computer of infractions, this is the Dark Side of the Moon of infractions
All that he touched,
And all that he sees,
All he creates-all he feels.
All that he loves,
And all that he hates,
All he distrusts-all he saves.
And all that he gives
And all that he deals,
And all that he buys, begs, borrows or steals.
All he creates,
And all he destroys
All he will do-all he says.
And all that he eats,
And everyone he meets
And all that he slights, and everyone he fights.
And all that is now,
And all that is gone,
And all that’s to come,
And everything under OSU is in tune,
But OSU is eclipsed by Da U…….
(heartbeats)
There is no dark side of Da U really.
Matter of fact it’s all dark.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
by Dogrel on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
Why isn't this green?
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 17, 2011 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
/orsonwellesapplauding.gif
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 17, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
This weekend . . .
Purwho, will be giving an impromptu lecture on rooting for a non-existant football teams.
Please tell all the Miami fans you know. It’ll help them with the process.
Also, the 7th Floor guys will be launching their new blog focused on Women’s Sports and Baseball.
(yeah yeah, double post).
I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. - Gen. Mattis
by republicofmilk on Aug 16, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Already aware of it
Mine is a Purdue-Miami household.
So, about basketball…
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
purely hypothetical, of course...
If you’re the starting quarterback who received improper benefits and you play for a university that doesn’t exist, do you have to sit out the games that don’t get played?
by vegas_buckeye on Aug 16, 2011 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Was just thinking the same thing.
How does this affect players who now play for other teams?
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
They will be suspended pending investigation
Say buh bye to West Lafayette Mr. Marve.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 16, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably wasn't going to play much anyway
He is not fully recovered from a torn ACL and Rob Henry was beating him for the starting job.
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
ACL in this case stands for alcohol, cash and ladies
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 24 recs
recd
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 16, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I feel like a kid at Christmas
And I’m reccing like a mofo.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"If I had been born ugly you would never have heard of Pele." ~ George Best
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 16, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Well played, good sir
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
Suddenly
what I decided to watch last night seems strangely apropos
(and, no, I don’t mean porn).
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That game was great.
I watched it with a friend, and we spent about 15 minutes after the game asking each other if that actually happened.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Aug 16, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I know the feeling
you don’t quite get all that in the re-watch, but it’s still fun to re-visit now and again.
I’d forgotten that we had Jabari Greer, Gibril Wilson, and Jason Allen in the same defensive backfield that year. Two starters for Super Bowl champions and a first round draft choice. That was quite the trio.
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
So in the end, was it worth it?
Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed Miami’s life has become. It’s always the last day of summer and they’ve been left out in the cold with no door to get back in.
I’ll grant you they’ve had more than their share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while they’re making grand plans for it. Throughout their lifetime, they’ve left pieces of their heart here and there.
And now, there’s almost not enough to stay alive. But they force a smile, knowing that their ambition far exceeded their talent.
There are no more white lines or pretty hookers at their door.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 34 recs
Beautiful.
/single tear
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd, and nominated for Pimp Quote of the Year
The man’s a Shakespeare!
/ImGonnaGitYouSucka’d
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
I missed when they lost to UV Freaking A
48-0
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
CM PUNK IS MY HERO
Canal Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Aug 17, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I always wondered how Benard Thomas paid for that grill.
Reporter: "What would it take to get you to spend three or four days outside in a tent, on concrete?"
Joe Paterno: "Depends what she looks like."
by Cornbadger on Aug 16, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
I preferred him in The Spy Who Loved Me
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 16, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Da U doesn't have to worry about the "death penalty"
The maximum sentence is usually only doled out in Texas or Flori … Oh SHITTTT!!!!
by Scholar Athlete on Aug 16, 2011 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
Yahoo has individual player profiles
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 16, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I know, right?
Miami deserves the death penalty for booster that take players to Benihana.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Personally, I find the many nights of fun and frolicking at Lucky Strike to be the most amusing
Sex Yacht, nightclubs, strip clubs, etc., etc…and Lucky Strike. It all fits, dammit.
by cmill126 on Aug 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
God, the level of corroboration here
This makes the SMU shit look like rumors.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll have you know..
that Craig James allegedly killing five hookers at SMU IS a rumor.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 17, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
If Miami doesnt get the Death Penalty for this
then no one is getting it ever again. period. this is about as bad as it gets.
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 16, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I've believed for my entire adult life that the death penalty would never happen again.
But, um, now I’m less sure.
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'll go out on a limb
They’ll DP the basketball program, and bitchslap the football program.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DO IT, DO IT NOW
LET THEIR LAST GAME BE A LOSS TO ND!!!
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
They won't use the death penalty
because that would punish the other ACC schools in the conference. But it’ll hurt. A lot.
by SuperJew on Aug 16, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, they already had the DP
didn’t you read about the prostitutes?
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
hey, when you get to miami's age,
youve gotta do some pretty fucked up stuff to keep getting work.
/jizzmasterzero’d
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 16, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
And I thought you were afraid of Mrs. IE reading these
/wash your keyboard out with soap
//hooker charges Shapiro extra fr the kink
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"
by Cranked_Irish on Aug 17, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions
So?
If you had an acquaintance that started hanging out with a “reformed” felon, and the felon later turned out to be not at all reformed and somehow the other guy got hurt, would you really feel sorry for the idiot that put himself in danger so he could finally be one of the cool kids.
Besides, scheduling for a ten team conference isn’t that tough.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hooray for hypothetical situations!
How about an actual one? The SMU death penalty was a major contributing factor of dismantling the SWC. The NCAA doesn’t want to make the same mistake with the ACC, especially given this current conference shit.
Punish the university, not the teams in the conference that had nothing to do with it.
To be fair
The SWC as a whole, except for Baylor and Rice and Arkansas, deserved it.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Arkansas? are you kidding? They totally deserved it.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah, but they weren't on probation when SMU got slagged.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
we know just the man to fix the problem in the ACC
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
who? whom is this "croom" you speak of?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
this one may be coming to MSState to try & reclaim the name
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Croom?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 17, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And playing a completely defanged UM that can't go to postseason & has no scholarships for years will help the ACC?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 16, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
everyone in the SEC West had to play Ole Miss last year & that worked out fine
/tip your waitresses, i’ll be here all week
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 16 recs
I thought this too
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
so this is where I walk into the conversation
to give a rec
by BamaThrasher on Aug 16, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Analogies are often hypothetical, but Miami's history is real.
The ACC knew what they were getting with Miami.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 17, 2011 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I dunno.
That whole conference was a mess, and the SWC took its sweet time to finally die if SMU’s death penalty really caused it.
I would gather that the biggest driving force was that the many of the conference mates just couldn’t keep up with how cf continued to expand. As much as people comment about the haves/have nots in the Big XII, the disparity of the SWC schools was much worse. Even a school like ISU still draws 45K for its home games. At that time, the Rices/TCUs/Houstons were drawing closer to 15K while the UTs and A&Ms were already at the 70K to 80K mark. And those private schools were not going to turn it around.
if you care, good article on it.
http://www.texasalmanac.com/topics/sports/look-back-southwest-conference
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
SMU wasn't the sole cause.
It was SMU, combined with TCU and Tech and A&M, and it was the impact down the road that finally made itself apparent. There was one year when the SWC couldn’t fill its slot in the Alamo Bowl. THE ALAMO BOWL (which, at the time, got to take the THIRD team from the SWC). Then there was that glorious year when the conference officially finished in a five-way tie for first place at 4-3, because A&M (6-0-1) was ineligible for the conference title. And then, of course, there was the small detail of TV bans still being used in those days. The "honest’ schools in the SWC (defined as “Rice and whoever wasn’t on probation that year”) weren’t getting on television, costing them lots of money.
That shit accumulates to a point where people are just “Oh, fuck this, let’s get out of dodge.”
The revenue disparities didn’t help any, but at that time in CFB history, I think it still didn’t matter quite so much, at least not in comparison with the other problems which were much more urgent.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
If anything cries out for the DP
This does. They were on probation from 96-99. These infractions start in the 5 year window.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
by Kpz1234 on Aug 16, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Orson Charles' page says that his high school football coach
is the one who took him to Shapiro’s house and introduced him.
What a fucking cockbag.
YES THAT IS MY HIGH SCHOOL I AM SO HAPPY
Seriously, fuck that place.
Voodoo Five - South Florida Bulls SBN Blog
The Toughest Blog in America
by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 16, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Cash, Yachts, Hookers, Abortions
Makes SMU look like a square dance in the middle of Texas where the high crime was someone spiking the punch.
My boss wants to buy my baby
by wreck17 on Aug 16, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Looks like Holly picked the wrong week
To stop sniffing glue
by Cowboycane on Aug 16, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your Program.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to run a compliance office?
by loop4zill on Aug 16, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
KELLEN WINSLOW CRASHED A JETSKI INTO A BOAT
End satire. Life wins forever.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Aug 16, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 19 recs
Soljah!
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, he sure as shit wasn't no sailor.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 16, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
IDK, brah....
Some of our officers have been crashing their ships into each other for many a year. I was on the flight deck when this happened.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 17, 2011 8:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
One of the many Epic Fails for the Kennedy
I’m a Kitty Hawk guy myself, we prefer to hit Russian Subs, haha.
A Pessimist Complains About The Weather
An Optimist Waits For It To Change
A Realist Adjusts The Sails
I don't see how this was a fail for the JFK....
Belknap completely screwed the pooch and ran into us. We were trying as hard as we could to get out of her way. The Inquiry Board relieved the Belknap’s Capitan and pretty much every other officer on watch on the bridge or in CIC that night.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 17, 2011 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Touchy subject
one of my good friends in the Navy just got passed over and will be exiting the Navy because he was the watch officer when his sub hit another ship. I understand the Navy’s reasoning, but it sucks for him and his family.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Not trying to single this event out, as I'm not that familiar with it
But was more just poking a little fun at a boat that had a warped flight deck, inoperable catapults/arresting gear, and hit a dhow in the gulf in the years before it was decom’d.
A Pessimist Complains About The Weather
An Optimist Waits For It To Change
A Realist Adjusts The Sails
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
"Willie Williams came to my house a number of times with Bryan Pata. There were a few incidents where I gave him a couple hundred bucks here and there. He was always with us in a club scene and drinking at my table. He did continuously ask me for money. I cut it out after a while."
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Paging Old South, Old South to the white courtesy phone, please.
We haz a new client for u.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This is why soldiers aren't allowed at Sea.
by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
wreck'd
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"I'm in a boat."
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
What I want to know is,
WHEN AM I GOING TO BE ABLE TO HAVE A ROGUE BOOSTER PLY MY RECRUITS WITH HOOKERS AND CASH IN THE NCAA SERIES, HUH EA?!?!?!
I’M MF’ING HAWAII. I’VE GOT BEACHES AND BIKINIS JUST LIKE MIAMI! WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO CHEAT LIKE THEM?!?!?!
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Grant Theft NCAA?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Aug 16, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
IT'S OBVIOUSLY IN THE GAME, SO GET IT IN THE GAME
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
rec'd
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
On a completely unrelated note
my backup HB is named “Dingle”
Carry on.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, I'm sure my African-American HB for Hawaii
is Irish. It would make perfect sense.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
His great-Grandfather was Irish
Handed down a leprechaun flute through the family
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Black Irish
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 16, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Crichton Leprechaun AutoRec
ENGAGED!
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
last weekend, i saw that Prichard repainted their water tower
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't believe this picture hasn't shown up yet....
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 16, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
They are real...
But, anyone that’s live on the Big Island will tell you, it’s the Tongans you gotta’ watch out for #stabby
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 16, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
My friend from Hawaii gave me inside info.
He said circle to the right and hit Tongans in the head. Apparently he thinks they have thin skulls.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Hit them where?
Having played rugby union against MANY Tongans (Samoans/Hawaiians/etc.), I don’t think I could even REACH their heads. Now, if the ref isn’t looking…
Play Rugby - No helmets, no pads. Just balls.
by bronconationeast on Aug 17, 2011 7:25 AM EDT up reply actions
We had a Tongan in our rugby club at WVU....
We used to tell opponents to watch out for him in a maul, his granddaddy was a cannibal.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 17, 2011 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Samoans are a different story.
For those, I think you need shotguns.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
MMm yummy
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
There were bounties for getting flagged for celebration penalties?
SUCCESS.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Aug 16, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Shit.
You don’t think he paid off Harrison Smith, do you?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
damnit go green you fucker GO GREEN
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Hell I'll do it
Considering I watched like 15 of them in the 1991 Cotton Bowl.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 16, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
YAIS
Cold, drizzly, out of coffee and hot chocolate before halftime, and all I got was this shitty cup.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS IS AWESOME
Show business is a hideous bitch-goddess." --George Burns
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 16, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
In response to one of the previous threads
THIS is the most Miami thing ever.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Serious Questions
1) Is this so big that other ACC teams will also suffer infractions for simply for being associated with U of Miami (FL)?
b) Will Espn no longer have to specify the “OH” when referring the Miami Redhawks?
iii) Is this STILL Al Golden’s Dream job?
four) Ron P for Miami compliance?
by loop4zill on Aug 16, 2011 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
How many scholarship players will Miami have this season?
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
20 more than they'll have next year?
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nah.
I don’t think the football program will get killed.
Basketball is toast, however.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man, the Miami story totally covers this bomb about Alabama
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 16, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
we talked about this earlier today
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh shit, I just watched this...
one of the dark-haired girls in that video is a former student of mine
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 16, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Retire now
You will never match that accomplishment.
by emc503 on Aug 16, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would love to retire now...
unfortunately, I’m not sure I can live for the rest of my life on the twelve dollars to my name
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Had to check what this was a response to
Slightly disappointed.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, to clarify- the Alabama Sorority Rush song
not the Miami stripper/hooker/abortion story
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
No one from Alabama can ever, ever mention Freekbass to me again.
Because as craptacular as Freekbass was, he wasn’t actually a student.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
FREEKBASS GOT PAID TO DO IT
that’s worse
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
SCHOOL SANCTION STUPIDITY BEATS STUDENT STUPIDITY ANY DAY
Cosign.
by emc503 on Aug 16, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, take that Notr-
/remembers Party in the UGA
/cries
/still not as bad as this: That’s Why I Chose Yale
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
that's 16 minutes long
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Can you get through it all?
/challengenotaccepted
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I couldn't ge through the first minute, so no.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
tl;dr
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 17, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
DAMMMIIIIITTTT
YOU’RE NOT HELPING, LONDONJOE
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
not as bad as this classic
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Auto-rec for One From the Vault
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, Youtube statistics tell that this video is most popular in India
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
lolwut
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
hive mind
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
even when the weather is cold, cold, cold
that’s an auto-rec
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't that almost worse
/trollinsidewalkalumni
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Freekbass got paid by the athletic department...
and was not a college aged kid just doing something goofy.
/goes off to watch the Freekbass video again
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
JESUS H CHRIST
Damn it to hell, what are these people thinking….
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Aug 17, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
If there is a god...
Let him be merciful and allow Jacory to remain eligible, if only for our amusement.
"Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in"
lolz
you mean kyle mccarthy
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The real questions is who bought him this:
VPI&SU? Vippie Sue? What the hell is that?
by Frinkahedron on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I see a silver lining for the U in all this
On Iowa
by keosahawkeye on Aug 16, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
The NCAA is gonna layeth the smacketh down on their candy ass
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 16, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Miami just reminded the Auburn's, the USC's, and the Ohio State's of the world who the king of improper benefits is
THE KING STAY THE KING!
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 16, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
aliens?
Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 16, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 24 recs
I saw yours too late.. yours better anyway.
Snake eyes cry
Boxcars sigh
Seven's stuck in the middle
Just wonderin' why.
by Sasquatch Love on Aug 16, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
No, the team did not fuck ALL of Miami
just most of the hot women.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ruh roh
From the Vilma page:
Despite a significant portion of his records being expunged, Yahoo! Sports was able to identify 92 calls or texts between Shapiro and Jon Vilma from February 2009 to February 2010.
This Saints fan asks: WHY THE FUCK is our Pro Bowl-playing, Super Bowl-winning, defense-anchoring Vilma still texting this booster not once, not twice, but 92 times after hoisting the Lombardi trophy?
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Aug 16, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
HE'S MAH FRENZ YO
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not even mad
It’s just pathetic.
Also, too, really hope he’s not part of a Ponzi scheme.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Aug 16, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Aww, shit.
I hadn’t even thought of that angle.
REC THIS WOMAN
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Wait, I'm an idiot
We won in February 2010. STILL! WTF, Vilma?!?
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Miami's compliance department -- 2001-2010
Jordan Jefferson for Heisman!
by Gregatron on Aug 16, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 19 recs
No, he was busy nuking USC while part of the infractions committee.
THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This is true
Wow…. this is truly epic.
Jordan Jefferson for Heisman!
by Gregatron on Aug 16, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
EPIC.
Absolutely EPIC.
High Profile Players need High Profile Monitoring.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 16, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is the best Tuesday since MACtion!
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
It's just awesome.
Paul Dee, the chairman of the NCAA Infractions Committee, said "high-profile athletes demand high-profile compliance" with rules.
Paul Dee was the AD at Miami when he said this.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 16, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just when you think it can't get any crazier.
“Fucked” doesn’t begin to describe Miami’s situation. “Smoking crater where the athletic department used to stand” sounds about right.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Needs more Zero-G Juggs magazines.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 16, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Miami's gonna die like it lived
Making you feel old since 9/26/09
by solidpit on Aug 16, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Wearing a hooker for a hat?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"If I had been born ugly you would never have heard of Pele." ~ George Best
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I think it's fair to say that even if Miami doesn't get the death penalty
Their football team is going to be drop-kicked so hard it will be a while before they are relevant again.
by ElRocco337 on Aug 16, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder how USC feels now
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 16, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
vindicated?
smug?
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Because USC never feels smug otherwise.
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
good point
/you know i’m drinkin
//gimme a little slack hyah
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
i have it on good authority
much popcorn has been popped in the southland over the past few hours.
Remember the Rose Bowl: The Story of the Alabama Crimson Tide & the Grandaddy of Them All
Oh, what delicious irony this is!
Shapiro said he was enabled by the university, allowed to run the entire Miami team out of tunnel and onto the field – twice – and once honored on the field by former athletic director Paul Dee during a game. The same Paul Dee who wagged a finger at USC as the chairman of the NCAA’s committee on infractions in 2010, chiding the Reggie Bush/O.J. Mayo scandal as a systematic failure.
"High-profile players demand high-profile compliance," Dee said while announcing USC’s sanctions.
Now Shapiro says Miami’s athletic compliance – Dee’s own backyard while Shapiro was operating – suffered one catastrophic oversight after another.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
by Dogrel on Aug 17, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The U just rode right over Pony Express
Time for a new documentary.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 16, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Potential for softcore porn with this one
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
by BoilerTMill on Aug 16, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oregon, LSU, Ohio State every other school says "THANK YOU BABY JAY-SUS"
For showing the NCAA about real cheaters.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Aug 16, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
God knows
I just did
More for your money, $25,000 at a time.
by Quack Patty on Aug 16, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
No kidding
I’ll take my slap on the wrist now please, I see you have more important things to get to kthxbai.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Aug 17, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You watch Jacory Harris get suspended for 4 games.
And when he does, I swear I’m going to show up at NCAA headquarters, slap the first person I see, and yell, “That’s for A.J. Green, bitch.”
by vineyarddawg on Aug 16, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
I know right?
If they’re aiming to punish Miami, they should force the U to play Harris every game.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 16, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Ahchem... Monseuir Dupay is... ahem... indisposed.
May I be of assistance?
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**GASP**
Two rooms at the Continental Oceanfront Hotel in late March 2008 for Bryce Brown, his parents, and family adviser Brian Butler.
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
OH FUCKING SHIT NO
/Arthur’s probably ineligible
//watches season go down in flames
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I'm Teddy Dupay
… and I approve this message.
by BillyZoom on Aug 16, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
This photo might be more appropriate...
Teddy, turn to your right. Oh, and did you hear about Miami? Funny story…
by BillyZoom on Aug 16, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Teddy in his "Kevin Arnold" phase.
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Aug 16, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Jackie Sherrill thinks that all of this is bullshit.
Come to think of it, when Golden leaves, there is a man waiting in the wings to set things to rights… THE RIGHT WAY.
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I think he's referring to Crxxm.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
naw
Crxxm was brought in for damage control after Sherrill… retired.
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
At this level of shit, does it matter?
Hire Crxxm and go 0-12, or hire the best coach in the country and be so devoid of talent you’d still go 2-10?
"I'm holding a seashell up to my ear son, and I can hear an ocean of I-don't-give-a-shit." --Paul Johnson, as portrayed by Spencer Hall
There is a Twitter account. Like Chan Gailey, it's consistently mediocre.
by The Missing T on Aug 16, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Golden should fucking run
Is there some sort of out clause for general asshatery?
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Aug 16, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You bet your ass
his attorney is frantically poring over his contract to find one.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Aug 16, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I have a feeling that Golden...
will develop the same symptoms Urban Meyer had his last year at Florida. Gonna need to take time off to be with his family.
by BillyZoom on Aug 16, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If Neuheisal gets canned this year Golden could head there after his "time off"
He interviewed there a couple years ago.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Aug 16, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I heard UNC is looking for a coach
it may be bad there, but it ain’t this
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I imagine he'll be gunshy after all this.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Aneurysms will do that to you
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
by Seer on Aug 16, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Negligent misrepresentation
that your football program is not an organized criminal enterprise?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
/checks history of program
Yep! pretty sure we’re mostly on the up-and-up.
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I feel for the dude
Hope the attorney gets an out for him. Kinda like boarding the Titanic right before the ’berg
Son, that’s Pitt. You hate Pitt now. You hate Pitt tomorrow. You hate Pitt until the day you die. After that, you will hate Pitt for eternity.’ — Jack Fleming’s Mom
by dubveeyou on Aug 16, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tresell to Miami?
Oh, there’s no Miami, perfect.
College football is about traditions and that means Texas vs.A&M on Thanksgiving day.
Is it just me
or do I hear the faint sounds of Dolly Parton in the distance?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It's nut cutting time
And he knows how to do that.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"If I had been born ugly you would never have heard of Pele." ~ George Best
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 16, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
if the NCAA gives St Jackie some golden garden shears
look out
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
In memoriam
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 20 recs
One hell of a run ;)
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
Schnellenberger leaves football the same year that Miami athletics is destroyed?
Sounds like the rooks flying from the Tower of London, etc.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
And what a way to end it.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Dylan Thomas auto-rec
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
RAEG RAEG against the dying of the light
by bruinhoya on Aug 16, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
awesome
Show business is a hideous bitch-goddess." --George Burns
by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 16, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember the Rose Bowl: The Story of the Alabama Crimson Tide & the Grandaddy of Them All
by kleph on Aug 16, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
GUYS, GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT
Miami was Schnelly’s final horcrux. Once it went down, his football immortality expired
/still loves Schnelly
by emc503 on Aug 16, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
He's probably sitting on one of those sex yachts, eating a piece of grasshopper pie and laughing at all of this right now
Everything went according to plan. He’s footballs Keyser Soze.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know how teams first punish themselves prior to the NCAA?
What on earth does Miami propose as their own punishment? This will be a fascinating subplot – do they throw basketball under the bus in order to try to save football?
"You can't be afraid to play somebody because they've got 3 really good players. How are you going to win if you're afraid to play? We're not going to be afraid to play - we're going to fight, we're going to attack, we're going to throw it out there and see what happens." - Carlos Boozer
by Jivas on Aug 16, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I would think Shalala has to self-immolate basketball at the least just to save her own job
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How can she possibly stay?
If this happened at UGA under Adams, he’d be the first to get canned.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Aug 16, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shalala is 100% done for.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Aug 16, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think they walk around the arena with a gas can.
I have no idea on the football side. They don’t own their own stadium.
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Burn it anyhow, no one will notice
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/MiamiFanWithLogoShavedIntoChest.jpg
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT'S why they tore down the Orange Bowl
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier
by wahoocrew on Aug 16, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Voluntarily choose to play in Jimmy Buffet Beer Stadium?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Um.
Basketball’s probably toast no matter what. With football:
- 5-7 scholarship reduction for 2-3 years
- postseason ban for 2 years
- probation for 5 years
Shalala has to go as well. And I’m not sure that’s enough.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Aug 16, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's not even up to what Southern Cal got
which is to say “hell no it ain’t enough”
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
H8R!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Figure the NCAA's getting their cut, too.
I was thinking the NCAA does the rest, but that’s at least a decent show of contrition. It probably has to be in the 10-15 range for 3 years with the corresponding postseason ban plus 7 years’ probation to even get in the area of the NCAA laying off.
That being said, I don’t think there’s any way the NCAA lays off regardless.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Aug 16, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're losing 30 scholarships, at least.
They’ll be an FCS team in all but name for five years.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/raises hand
I can attest to this.
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
also
/inexplicably beats Florida
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup.
They lost 24 over 2 years the last go-round. That time, they could supplement the football team with non-football scholarships (Santana Moss, among others, had a track scholie). That isn’t legal anymore.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Aug 16, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So they cheated to get around probations?
Shocking.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 16, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
When Butch Davis was there.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Aug 17, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
No fucking way
/Reduction of 40 scholarships for 2 years, reduction of 30 in year 3, reduction of 20 in year 4, reduction of 10 in year 5
/Postseason ban for 3-4 years
/probation for 6 years
And probably even more I can’t think of.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 16, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
11 schollies for 3-5 years
at a minimum.
dissociation of all boosters.
Postseason 2-3 years.
Probation 5.
Shalala gone.
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and 2 year tv ban for good measure.
Assuming there’s not a 2 year ban on the sport all together.
Seriously, this shit makes Barry Switzer blush.
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 16, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
no TV ban
for the sake of their opponents (provided they still have a team)
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
The way to handle a TV ban in this day and age
is “no non-conference games broadcasted by the University’s associated rights holder”. Which means an ND-Miami game in Miami gets to go on NBC.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good call.
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 16, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds good to me
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
And so, Miami suffers its cruelest punishment of all.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Again as I said above, how is playing a totally shitass team on tv gonna really help their opponents?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 16, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
can't speak for ND, but as an FSU fan
I will enjoy Every. Fucking. Second. Of. It.
by Ardbeg on Aug 16, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Exposure is exposure man
Miami plays Bethune-Cookman next year. Taking that game off TV because Miami is banned might deprive BC fans and alumni from witnessing their own Jacksonville State moment.
I aim to misbehave
11? strange number
did the two-platoon system go the way of the buffalo when I wasn’t looking?
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
We got nailed with 11
Seems like a good number (loss of 33 in whole).
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 16, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
And what about financial penalties?
If GT took a $100k penalty for allegedly accepting a measly $312 worth of apparel which was promptly returned… I don’t think there are enough Ponzi schemes in the country to pay for that ratio. But then, when has the NCAA random punishment generator ever been consistent?
THWG!
by gtg991z on Aug 16, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good news, everyone!
We’ve found a way to pay off the national debt!
(no actual political content intended)
"I'm holding a seashell up to my ear son, and I can hear an ocean of I-don't-give-a-shit." --Paul Johnson, as portrayed by Spencer Hall
There is a Twitter account. Like Chan Gailey, it's consistently mediocre.
by The Missing T on Aug 16, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good news?
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Aug 17, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's not within shouting distance of enough.
Considering USC got double the scholarship reduction you’re proposing and the rest the same.
Honestly, I think they pretty much have to dust off the death penalty for this one. Proportionate penalties, based on USC, would be functionally equivalent, something like 12-15 schollies a year for at least four years, 4-5 year bowl ban minimum. By the end of that if you get any injuries at all your kicker will also be your starting left tackle.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's the thing, the death penalty isn't some sort of binary-doom sort of thing.
Proportionate response requires exactly those sorts of reductions.
by Erik T on Aug 17, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
USC tried that. Didn't matter.
Of course everyone already knew that OJ Mayo got paid.
by BillyZoom on Aug 16, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I predict
DOUBLE SECRET Probation
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 16, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Didn't Greg Marmalade...
become an NCAA compliance officer?
by BillyZoom on Aug 16, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No a stock market guy...then he got arrested
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 16, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Go bold
Deny everything
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
by Seer on Aug 16, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck yes. With powder on your nose and smelling like skank
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"If I had been born ugly you would never have heard of Pele." ~ George Best
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 16, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I think they may have to offer a tribute of 14 virgins to the river-Minotaur that lives in the canals next to the NCAA headquarters
in Indianapolis. Sadly, they won’t be able to find any virgins in South Beach, and will have to resort to sending 14 hookers. Whether this will make things better or worse for them remains to be seen.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 16, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Craig James just became interested.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
#HoustonNutt4SouthBeach
/JimmySexton’d
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
You have Bobby Petrino's interest.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, he doesn't exactly come out smelling like roses.
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
As per Bomani Jones:
The man runs a billion dollar Ponzi scheme and he snitches on the university football team? (Also, his UStream is on right now. And is delightful.)
by SuperJew on Aug 16, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know, I've waited a long time to have just the right moment to use this:
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Aug 16, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 16 recs
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 16, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
title clicked
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's like a barrel of snakes!
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Aug 16, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Just like the Greeks!
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 16, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh sweet baby Mangino
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 16, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NOBODY EXPECTS THE YAHOO! INQUISITION!
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Aug 16, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
The entire world is on EDSBS.
I’ve never had my browser crawl so badly.
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Greatest of All Time.
Admiral Ackbar has been surpassed, IMHO.
by lhb98 on Aug 16, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
UNPOSSIBLE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
NOPE
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we just send Kiffykins to every probationary team for 2 years?
See you in Eugene in 2014!!
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 16, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
NEIN.
HE STAYS.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But they can have the Willingham.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
With your prime location, my question is...
… why aren’t your recruiting violations working?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 16, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
This is HAWAII darnit. We should be a powerhouse!
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not on TV enough
And when you are it’s at like 2am.
by Brock Sampson on Aug 16, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
This can be fixed
with enough strippers and blow.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The problem is that once you have sufficient strippers and blow together
you’ll probably forget all about your plans for the football program.
by Brock Sampson on Aug 16, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
And there you have the reason for the Randy Shannon era
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And supposedly Shannon ran a clean program.
by ElRocco337 on Aug 16, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ESPN SEZ HE RUNS A TIGHT SHIP.
Well, yes, there was a ship involved.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Well, it was that first time
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 16, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
GOOD SHOWER DISCIPLINE
TENNESSEE TAKE NOTE
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
/Craig James' interest rises
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 16, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
You keep mentioning this...
… and I’ll be forced to post the picture of Marcus Howard ripping Colt Brennan’s soul asunder in the Sugar Bowl.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 16, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Before my time. I was laughing then too.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Willie WIlliams
seems to be one of the more “low key” recipients. kinda suprised me. i had him pegged for coke, abortions, dead hookers, etc…
by PSUrob1 on Aug 16, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Someone with more time on their hands needs to figure out who the Ellis T. Jones III is in this situation.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
His cell mate will be a former U player who he gave hookers and blow to
He’ll be fine.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 16, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Antrel Rolle got 40k
and a $7500 watch
and cash payments “totaling in the thousands of dollars”
That may come close to Wilfork’s 50 large and washer/dryer.
by UGAVike on Aug 16, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love that he was reached for comment at a Kentucky detention center. It just makes so much sense
by Steven Abbott on Aug 16, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
In this case
The Yahoo Probe is more like a Yahoo Super Star Destroyer. Yeah, the NCAA Death Star is worse, but you’re still hopelessly fucked when this shows up.
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
by Seer on Aug 16, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Naw man we got this
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
THAT'S NO MOON!
IT’S A SPACE STATION!
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 18, 2011 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just because we all know the NCAA is pretty technical-like about the rules:
Has Miami been on probation recently enough to qualify as a “repeat offender?” Because the NCAA rules specifically say they can only apply the death penalty to a repeat offender program.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 16, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It's four years.
That being there, there’s also a clause for …well, basically for what Shapiro did that lets the NCAA lift the four-year window.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Aug 16, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, the NCAA rules specifically say they CAN apply the death penalty to a repeat offender.
They don’t say they “can’t unless”.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
2003...
was their last major infraction, were on probation until 2005…
Some of these violations occurred during the timeframe, so yes… they are eligible.
by Caban on Aug 16, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And that settles that.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
and technically...
repeat violator is within 5 years of the end of a probationary period.
by Caban on Aug 16, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Saw on Twitter earlier
don’t remember from whom, but I believe they said that anything up through Feb 2008 would’ve been eligible for “repeat offender” status.
"I'm holding a seashell up to my ear son, and I can hear an ocean of I-don't-give-a-shit." --Paul Johnson, as portrayed by Spencer Hall
There is a Twitter account. Like Chan Gailey, it's consistently mediocre.
by The Missing T on Aug 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They were actually very fortunate in 2003...
as they were on probation from 1995-1998 which meant any violations prior to ~August 2002 were eligible for repeat violator.
Luckily, their violations were committed during the winter of 2002.
by Caban on Aug 16, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The article addresses that very point
Perhaps most troubling is Shapiro’s sustained impropriety could trigger the NCAA’s "willful violations" exception to its four-year statute of limitations. Under bylaw 36.2.3, an investigation can expand beyond the statute if information reveals that an individual tied to a university has engaged in "a pattern of willful violations" over a sustained period beyond the previous four years.
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 16, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Certainties and the NCAA are not things I often combine.
But I agree with you, I don’t see how they avoid that.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The guy flat out states that they didn't give a f---.
And as a registered booster, they’re toast.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh agreed it's just the language is permissive
The NCAA “May,” not “Shall.” Robinson is just being accurate.
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 16, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was what I was getting at.
I think it is coming, but I refuse to make proclamations about what the NCAA will do, even in cases where it appears to be as cut and dried as this one is.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 16, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, if we're counting,
USC got hammered.
tOSU got (mostly) away (so far)
so the question is, since it alternates, is Oregon next in line for Lyles, or is the U? Because the next program will get hammered, and the one after that will self-probation and be the end of it.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There is no way in hell Oregon gets hammered and Miami gets off
Oregon might get slammed, but Miami is staring down the barrel of a very very large caliber weapon. The only question is if it’s loaded for bear or for deer
by emc503 on Aug 16, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You are assuming logic
whereas I am assuming the NCAA rolls a threeve sided die
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Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jah, though I think Oregon might be able to blame it on compliance
UNC can stick it on assistants, whereas Miami showed systemic, comprehensive ignorance and hypocrisy
by emc503 on Aug 16, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
More like this
Jordan Jefferson for Heisman!
by Gregatron on Aug 16, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I would have said that Miami
is staring at this thing
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I think the OSU punishment is (relatively) light because
1) They managed to pin it on Tressel and Pryor, and,
2) Most of the stuff reported by the media is either untrue or impossible to prove.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 16, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And that hasn't really ever stopped the NCAA
I think they have two investigative teams. One of them is made up of kindergarten teachers who give everyone gold stars for trying hard, and one of them is made up of former Navy seals who want to blow up everything. It’s just a matter of which one you get in the rotation.
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Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There is that as well.
But there I go again, trying to assign logic to the actions of the NCAA
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
And tOSU has cooperated with the NCAA
vs. USC stonewalling, then offering up the BB team, then getting the banhammer.
If the NCAA punishes more harshly for cooperating, then they would get no cooperation and they would be fooked when looking into problems.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 16, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Because the only difference whatsoever is the level of cooperation.
Nothing to do with the number of student athletes or the level of initial culpability within the AD.
/mdwm
The NCAA is also
very arbitrary about what they consider “cooperation”. If they suck at the investigation and don’t get the blood they were out for, they’ll likely chalk it up to lack of cooperation and drop heftier penalties on you for “probable” mucking up the investigation. With or without proof to support the claim.
THWG!
by gtg991z on Aug 16, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think it's clear-cut enough in this case
That they’ll basically go to Miami and say “Is this true,” and anything short of Miami throwing itself at the mercy of the NCAA will be considered non-cooperative
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And IE pointed out I forgot UNC.
So it’s really all in the order.
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Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
USC got a slap on the fucking wrist compared to what Miami is or should get.
/likewise should tOSU but eh
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I fully agree
The way I see it, it’s:
USC<<<tOSU<UNC<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<DaU
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tennessee<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Miami
ya hear that, NCAA?
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
damn title cut off
I meant
Tennessee<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<UNC <<< USC <<<< tOSU <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Miami
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
on deck?
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
One player for one season? Way down the list, son.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
mostly because we didn't actually do anything
that gave us any sort of advantage. we just had idiot coaches who didn’t know how to report secondary violations.
(hoping the NCAA agrees. :-/ )
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Point of Order
tOSU hasn’t been sentenced by the NCAA yet
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 16, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Truth. I'm simply going on what's expected.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Anything less than the death penalty and the USCw and ESPN/Yahoo commentors will claim they got off easy
tOSU fans will claim anything less than a sincere apology by the NCAA is bullshit
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 16, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think you're confusing fans with fanboys
Certainly, OSU and USC have a ton of front-runners.
Also, it strikes me as odd, given some of the Auburn-Alabama crazy conspiracy noise that I’ve heard, that this comment would come from an Auburn fan.
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by MikeLew on Aug 16, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How about "partisans of one school or another who populate other forums," then?
Why is it odd? It’s more like “Welcome to our world,” since any Ohio State story or any story about violations somewhere will eventually contain a Cam reference
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 16, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
It's odd, because, having followed what you've written here, you don't seem like a fanboy.
And, as such, the difference to you must be crystal clear.
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"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
recrecrecrecrecrecrec
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IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd for me not having ess eee cee speed on the uptake
I think I see what you mean. I may have made point poorly. What I was going for was that no matter what comes down in October, it will be both too much and not enough depending on the fanboy point of view. It’s why I chose the ESPN and Yahoo forums as examples rather than some place rational like AL.com. Was that it or am I just wandering around in a maze of twisty passages that are all alike?
I think the NCAA is just going to tack on some additional scholly losses and a short term post-season penalty then let it go at that for tOSU since they did not face the charge of “Lack of Institutional Control.” The question in my mind is whether Tressel receives a “Show Cause” letter.
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 16, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I could see that...
I can also see that without the post-season ban, as there wasn’t a Failure To Monitor charge either.
I don’t know if Tressel will get a Show Cause. After they rule on Bruce Pearl, I will have a much better idea
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm thinking post-season ban but not more than two years
If nothing else than to make up for looking like idiots over the Sugar Bowl. A lot depends on how successful Ohio State was at the hearing in distancing themselves from Tressel and/or if Tressel threw himself on the sword.
Rationally, Tressel would face some sort of sanction for his own actions but, again, depends on what happened in the committee room and how stabby this committee feels. It is worth remembering these committees have changing compositions and are not bound by precedent. That’s why their actions are inconsistent.
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
if they didn't get failure to monitor or LOIC
I don’t see how they get a postseason ban. this case baffles me
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
The fact that neither charge was initially leveled is flabbergasting.
I hope ESPN is not bullshitting when they say that ANGRY LETTER NO. 2 is en route.
oh, I didn't know there was a #2
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
ESPN has claimed there is one.
OSU has said that there is no such second letter. Given that neither group has a recent history of total honesty, I don’t know exactly what to believe.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 17, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
See my comment below
Pryor’s lawyer says Terrelle admitted to “additional violations” when he was trying to show why he should be eligible for the supplemental draft. That could be where the additional letter is coming from.
I aim to misbehave
Having read the transcript of Tressel's interview(can't find the link right now)
He took all of the responsibility, and so I think OSU was fairly successful at distancing themselves from it.
No LOIC and no FTM seems to indicate to me that there won’t be a post-season ban. However, your other two points make sense, and I wouldn’t be surprised with a bowl/CCG ban
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
That's why I believe it would be a short-term ban.
One year ban and an additional 5-7 schollys for two years. What the players other than Pryor did was not of much real impact and the five-game suspension made sense. The ban and scholly loss are about as far as it should go for Ohio State.
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Terrelle Pryor, according to his attorney, admitted to the NCAA additional violations he committed at OSU in order to get himself eligible for the supplemental draft
The OSU ordeal is far from over.
I aim to misbehave
He did that in May, so presumably the NCAA has known for some time.
TWWL is on top of it though, 3 months later.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 17, 2011 8:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I would say
it’s about 6-8 weeks from being over. BTW, careful how you read things, the story says a source says that his attorney said…many “sources” this off season have turned out to be complete bullshit. SbB said the NCAA had checks from a booster with Pryor’s name on them…how’s that working out?
by Onestatewest on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget UNC
In the ACC, if you aren’t cheatin’, you’re probably waiting for basketball.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 16, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There are exceptions to that
in part for particularly egregious misconduct. In fact, the two cases in which it has been used since SMU were both first-time offenses (one was having former professional players who weren’t even enrolled on a soccer team, another was a D-III tennis program that had the coach arrange scholarships for 10 players).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Aug 17, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They could go half & half like they did on Baylor men's BBall
Several penalties including no non-conference games.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
The "bounties" that Shapiro put on opposing teams' players
heads may have been the most disgusting part of the article
by UGAVike on Aug 16, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't know.
I think the fact that UM player just found out today that 1) he knocked up a stripper; 2) and said kid was aborted without his knowledge, probably wins the best in show prize for low point.
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by republicofmilk on Aug 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Damn, I can't imagine how that guy feels right now.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That guy? Ten guys might each be wondering if he was the one.
Truly disgusting.
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, it's potentially worse
Since they didn’t identity him, the threeve Miami players who had unprotected sex with strippers all wonder if they’re the one.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
DING DING DING
You are correct. Wonder if any of them will come forward or ask Shapiro if it was them.
by OHokie on Aug 16, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is quite an icky thought.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
I feel terrible for her, too
Since Shapiro paid her to have sex with the player and then paid for the abortion when he found out she was pregnant. I’m guessing she didn’t have a whole lot of agency in the situation.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Aug 16, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mmm... maybe, maybe not.
But I’ll err on the side of the girl here and agree.
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Another possibility:
She wasn’t actually pregnant and just wanted more cash. The article said she called Shapiro and he sent her the money. Who knows?
by OHokie on Aug 16, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I truly doubt it
You really want to jump all over the sex workers as the greedy ones in this whole story? Come on.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
I find it difficult to believe that said stripper had sex with one and only one person during said fertility window.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 16, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, this guy's dropping tens of thousands at a strip club on a regular basis
I doubt said strippers are trying to scratch together $500 extra
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There's not really anyone who comes out smelling good in this story.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
what did you expect at a strip club?
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's my point. We can wring hands for the poor player, or the poor girl,
but bottom line she was paid to have sex with a player. Player has sex with a paid stripper in a strip club. Shapiro’s the worst of the bunch (as alpelican says), but there’s nobody I feel sorry for.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think he meant the actual smell of a strip club.
by mnHorn on Aug 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yes. yes this
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, don't forget the glitter.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
good luck forgetting the glitter
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by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
so nobody comes out of this story smelling good
but some of them are still shiny
cap’n
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
cotton candy and broken dreams?
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IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you say Cotton Candy?
This needs more Juggalos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikz_p0JT3GY
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 16, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah if I say more it'll get spidery
But Shapiro is, at the very least, a violent creep with a lot of money and a lot of power. Plenty more money and power than a sex worker.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
If she wanted to cash in
then having an NFL draft pick’s baby probably isn’t a bad way to go. Depends who the player was, of course.
by Brock Sampson on Aug 16, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A buddy of mine dated/lived with a stripper for a while.
They fought constantly. I got a call one day to help him move out, which wasn’t a surprise. What was a surprise was the last straw between the two: His pet snake got out of its cage and ate her pet rabbit.
//actually happened.
by OHokie on Aug 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
awesome
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well, maybe we can hope the condom tore....
My first thought was, “Why was that the only form of birth control used?”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 16, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
On behalf of every man who was once 20
We weren’t always focused on proper birth control when we were in middle of things.
Stupid? Yep. /notthinkingaboutconsequencesatthatage
I agree.
Inanity @gothlaw
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by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 16, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
definitely
bounties are only #2.
also, did Devin Hester seriously get somebody else to foot the bill for every single element of his proposal? Obviously doesn’t come close to #1 or #2, but man up, dude.
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So, let me make sure I have the timeline right:
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EIGHT YEARS LATER
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by Boy Howdy on Aug 16, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
They will emerge from the Death Penalty in 2013
as the U of M Honeybadgers!
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 16, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Miami as a bunch of cheating crooks when they played in the Big East...
So, what’s new now?
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
They won stuff in the Big East?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Well, there was that winning thing they aren't doing now....
National Championships and such….
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Vince Wilfork got a washer and dryer
/head asplode
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Dude
Who wants to use the dorm washers and dyers or go to a laundromat.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 16, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
The
washer was Tiffany and the dryer was Candy
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by dubveeyou on Aug 16, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 16 recs
Da U's penis is clean, your highness.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 16, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
lol...
the U also wants to know what “Dumb Fuck” means?
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
"Little Luke"
Oh the possibilities.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 16, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
IT'S OVER 9000
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I would contribute to that spirit bomb
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Suddenly Schnelly retiring from FAU makes sense...
He’s going to rebuild Miami!
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 16, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Even Uncle Lukel thinks this shit...
got excessive
by BillyZoom on Aug 16, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
/steeeerike two
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
IDK, Mangino is the best fit for a hole that big
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Friedgen is out of work too...
SUMO!
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by alexanderkotov on Aug 18, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YO COMPLIANCE
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by Illusions, Michael. on Aug 16, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 13 recs
Yeah
I still don’t know whats going on there.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 16, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Mickey Mouse...
“I’ll show you where to hide your Mickey”
by Caban on Aug 16, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think we're starting to get a picture of why his "buddies" weren't there for him when he needed them
They’ve suppressed all memories of their time with him.
title clicked, ugh--but geaux Saints!
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
the Cajun Cannon says: NOBODY!
Well, I hope he says that again after they win another Super Bowl again ;)
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
HOMIES OVER HOES, HOMIES OVER HOES.
That’s honestly all I can hear while looking at these pictures.
by Chris Grovich on Aug 16, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Uncle Jack?
“Here, you put your hands over my hands when we take the picture. Yeah, those look like my hands.”
by OldGoldKnight on Aug 16, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm surprised we haven't seen a Miami/I'm on A Boat mashup
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
That was yesterday
Also,
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
/Whiskey Soup posted it in the thread I linked.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, not bad
I’m sure Freek or another of our artists could easily get together a GIF of mirth and humor
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I've often not been on boats.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
What I really learned from all of this
Benihana’s is still in business (apparently from the largess of this booster)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Truly, that's the most agregious allegation
taking players to a fake Japanese restaurant.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bahaha I thought the same thing
Guy has a $1.6 million yacht and that’s where he goes?
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Aug 16, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There's one in the Hawaiian Hilton Village in Waikiki
the Japanese guests (90% of the hotel) think they’re eating American food.
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, in fact.
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Struck me as unusual.
I’ll admit to enjoying benihana from time to time, but it’s not exactly high end. Might’ve thought so in HS or college, but for a wealthy booster? HAH
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
The dude made quick cash in a ponzi scheme.
He sounds like a Jersey Shore reject who hit it big in illegal business and spent his money on the U. Not exactly someone who developed a sense of refinement or taste.
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
boxed wine & busch light!
it isn’t friday everyday, boys!
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair, many of these players consider Cheesecake Factory to be high cuisine
by emc503 on Aug 16, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
P.F. CHANG'S IS SUCH GOOD CHINESE FOOD
/try the fried saltlick, you’ll love it
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
if it's free, I love it
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
so Durham has way better Chinese food than Charlotte, and PF CHangs was about as good as it was in CHarlotte
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Unfortunately, yes.
Charlotte had some good places to eat, but quality foreign cuisine was not to be found, at least when I was there.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I know I'm "that guy"...
… but it’s largesse.
/Spelling Nazi
by vineyarddawg on Aug 16, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Looking online seems to give both as acceptable
I personally like largesse better, but the spellchecker redlined that one
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Weird.
I noticed that the Yahoo article used the non-e version, too. Next you’re going to tell me that potatoe isn’t spelled with an “e.”
/Communists and their anti-e revolution.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 16, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait to see what LSU Freek does with this.
Jordan Jefferson for Heisman!
by Gregatron on Aug 16, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This all wouldn't have happened
If the Crew had just stayed on the Seventh Floor.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 16, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
what I want to know...
is what that fellow would have paid out if Miami had been any good the last 8 years?
Joe Pannunzio is who I'd want to talk to
When Shapiro keeps his mouth shut about what you’ve done. . . .
I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. - Gen. Mattis
by republicofmilk on Aug 16, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, that seems pretty odd
Seems like most of these revelations are done out of spite, since he feels abandoned by the program. That Pannunzio is avoiding wrath is striking.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
either he is still close to him
or the dirtiest fucker of them all
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm thinking organized crime
If so, he’d be the only one who can reach Shapiro in prison…
by a5ehren on Aug 16, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So....I was out all morning. Did I miss anything important?
"Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points." ~Knute Rockne
Just to slow down everyone's computers a little bit more.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 16, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
will always rec this pic
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
the 80's took their talents back to South Beach
nuttin big
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe I missed something
But for a story about Miami graft and greed, this was conspicuously missing some blow. I guess this guy doesn’t want to get any more jail time than he’s already gotten.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
See? Miami cleaned up it's program!
/Michael Irvin shakes his head
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Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't be surprised if there is blow and that he's already talked to the feds about it.
Shady Miami real estate types being what they are.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ACS above got me thinking
the last laugh is at Seantrel Henderson’s expense.
SH: Ha! I’m going to dodge the sanctionshammer, leave USC, and go to Da U.
COTG: WE’LL SEE ABOUT THAT YOUNG MAN.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 16, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Final Destination for college football?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
with Coach Kill
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
Don't worry
Despite the evidence, the NCAA will armpunt the investigation.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 16, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
fuckity fuck fuck
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's weird for me to see actual Braves fans.
A few years ago they had a playoff game against St. Louis and you could get tickets the day of the game. Weird.
yep
odd
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
this is probably still true
it’s a regional team.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You must really freak out when you see an actual fan of the White Sox, Orioles, Tigers,
or any of the other 19 teams that finished behind Atlanta in attendance last year.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 16, 2011 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
it's a big stadium, that's all there is too it
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/sigh
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
At least Florida won't have to play them now.
/selftroll
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
FIFY
At least Florida International won’t have to play them now.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Might as well stick this on here
Just sorta feels right…
by BillyZoom on Aug 16, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
I think that got posted yesturday, when all of this was just rumor.
But there is nothing wrong with a reposting.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
yesterday's post was from an axe-grinding FSU troll
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh, remember seeing, didn't remember the context.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
HAHAHAHAHA
No but seriously.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
So this is just what Yahoo uncovered, but the NCAA already knows all this, right?
What else could the NCAA discover, or is it likely that everyone else goes quiet and refuses to cooperate?
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm guessing they knew slightly more than us before this came out...
But it’ll still take them a year to do the investigation.
Does the NCAA have plea deals to get people to rat each other out?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
/FIU's ears perk up
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
What a night!
Da U’s about to get Da Bomb, and waiver pickup Lyle Overbay drives in two off of Roy Halladay to win it for the D’Backs!
Woo. Hoo.
Looking for retweets and no original thoughts whatsoever? Have I got the place for you: IndyDevil's Twitter
Miami, your program may be about to die, but...
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THAT IS THE MOST BALLA DEATH OF ALL TIME!
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 16, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
YOUR SONE DIED GIVING ILLEGAL BENEFITS
DAMN, THAT’S AWESOME AND SAD
by emc503 on Aug 16, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Will Billy Corben direct...
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Sooooo gotta ask
why did this booster guy decide to reveal all now? does it say in the article? Not saying it isn’t true, I’m sure it is, but why would he do this if he’s given the program millions of dollars over the years just to watch it burn?
by touchdown H-town on Aug 16, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
uhh... he is already in the clink for 20 years
whats he got to lose?
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he owes people money. wanted to write a book to start paying it back
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know if he'll make 87 million back, but whatever
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And the NFL players he was buying Benihana for as college kids
essentially told him “get lost” when he asked them for money.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Umm, because he's in jail
for running a $threevemillion ponzi scheme.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Among his victims
Barry Alvarez, for over $1 million. (Apologies if already posted.)
by Soju Warrior on Aug 16, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And Wisconsin enters the fray!
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks
Now that song is going to be stuck in my head the rest of the night.
That was a Eurotrip reference, right?
by kadoogan on Aug 16, 2011 10:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
When he was right behind her thrusting
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
BWWWAAANNNGGGG
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
More than likely, he was introduced by Donna Shalala
Which would open another can of worms for da U. Shalala is toast if I read these tea leaves correctly.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 16, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The tea leaves
that say “DONNA SHALALA IS TOAST” in 48 pt font?
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Barry Alvarez was funneling money to Miami recruits?
Wisconsin should get the death penalty, too.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 16, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I believe he passed it all on a while ago.
Yahoo is just now finished gathering/auditing/writing and just finished their story.
by OHokie on Aug 16, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THE FAMILY TURNED ON HIM
SO HE SAID THE FAMILY IS A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
Too offensive to rec
but too hilarious to flag
by Brock Sampson on Aug 16, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
He's been revealing it for the last year
and he did it because some players that he gave stuff to decided to not join his agency. Also because he’s in prison and he needs a lot of money because he owes $82 million in restitution.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 16, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Per ESPN "he felt abandoned by his players after his legal troubles"
Who’s the real victim here really?
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
According to the Yahoo! article
revenge for throwing him under the bus after he got busted for goin’ all Ponzirific.
THWG!
by gtg991z on Aug 16, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Honor them.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the thug brigade.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 16, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
Here is my contribution to the lulz
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 16, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"Take your tassles off, abort that little fetus, and meet me tonight in South Beach, Miami."
What’s worse? You writing this or me still laughing?
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think both works pretty well
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 16, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Impressive detective work there, Mr. Robinson
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
by DocFumbles on Aug 16, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Well, ladies and gentlemen
I guess it’s time for me to look for a new team to root for since my beloved Canes have somehow started w/a decade of dominance in the 80s and ended w/a decade of debauchery in the 2Ks the likes of may have not been seen….possibly ever. I’m not sure if there’s a Fulmer Cup HOF, but if there is, man, is this the perfect opportunity for enshrinement.
At this rate, we might as well get The Double Death Penalty for a regular Death Penalty just won’t do w/the kinds of unmitigated awesomeness this story has and I knew The U were bad boys, but I guess I didn’t know how right I was.
Having said all this, 1% of my heart each roots for Tennessee and Boise each as oppose to the other 98% for Miami…..therefore, I’m taking requests as to which CFB team shall I root for for the remainder of my life and why should Miami Hurricanes football cease to exist once and for all.
Patiently waiting for The Golden Era to kickoff at Sun Life Stadium.
by Super C on Aug 16, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Notre Dame
because we got everybody else
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That is your call and your call alone
Fandom can change with seismic events like this, but you gotta go with what you want to go with otherwise it’s just an assignment and not something you chose.
by emc503 on Aug 16, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don’t listen to emc, Super C. Root for the Ducks.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 16, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!
/BOMBAY’D
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 16, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
you're just jelly
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah,
so you can go through something like this again in a few years. Although the only abortion will be a BCS Championship Game from the record books.
by mnHorn on Aug 16, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Meh, by that time it’ll already be a loss to “Nobody” in the books anyway.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Aug 16, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Purdue's going to be the winningest team all time at this rate.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Might want to change that sig while celebrating how "awesome" this incident was.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 16, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, I'm quite interested in seeing how Al Golden does....
even if it’s just for a year after the hammer is lowered.
Patiently waiting for The Golden Era to kickoff at Sun Life Stadium.
Florida.
/trolololol
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
No, but seriously, ND seems like a good fit.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
Tennessee.
After all, God knows what Kiffin had to do to sign Bryce Brown over y’all. Respect the hustle.
Death is the only great adventure I have left. - Capt. James T. Hook
by TFish on Aug 16, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wouldn't that be USC?
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
They're undefeated all-time!
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Aug 16, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this actually isnt too bad of a call
get in on the ground floor
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
recity rec rec
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
haha, wow!
didnt mean it like that, but it did sound purdy bad
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been staring at this and I guess I'm just stupid
Can someone explain the joke to the slow kid, please?
by Brock Sampson on Aug 16, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
the, uh, glasses on the mascot.
i made an unintended hipsterish statement above that & he nailed me pretty good on it.
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Even Deeper Hipster
That’s the old USA Jags logo back from when I graduated.
New one is below….
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 16, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ah, yes
i wish they woulda just put the old Jag on the helmet. i liked it better.
/another unintentional hipsterish statement
//grew up listening to Shervanian on the radio
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's not decapitation
He just stuck his head through the HoneyBadger.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 16, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
thought that that was what you were a-lookin for a few months back!
something to the effect of-
“Yeah, like the south needs another tomato can team. /mdwm”
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks. I didn't know "ground floor" had become hipster lingo
I thought maybe the cat was trying to decipher the confusing logo or something.
by Brock Sampson on Aug 16, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
honestly
me either. but it was pretty damn funny.
at least to me.
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, to be a hipster
you pretty much have to be in on the ground floor and then whine when the masses arrive.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 16, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i really do hope that USA thrives early.
hell, i’ll probably buy season tickets in 13 when MSState comes to Mobile
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I actually like Miami more
now that they’re about to be underground.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Aug 18, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Someone had to ask for the Big Ten fans
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 16, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Ground floor?
UT-SA!
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 16, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
And now that I think about it, scrap everything else
TULSA
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 16, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
twitch
rollsonfloor
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Plenty of tickets available!
It never ceases to amaze me how few people were there for the UH Tulsa game in 2009, they’re in contention for the division, and they’re playing a ranked in conference opponent and the place was only like 20% full.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The answer is obvious
Miami of Ohio
by cmill126 on Aug 16, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's all about the MU (OH)!
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Aug 16, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
#VFL
as long as you aren’t named “Shapiro.” Or “Kiffin.”
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
THE UNIVERSITY OF HAWAII IS INTERESTED IN YOUR INNOVATIVE RECRUITING POLICIES
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dibs on the blonde, left, front with the girl-next-door look
Note: My neighbor looks nowhere near that good
/considers moving
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 16, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
How about a new era of Miami football?!
by BillyZoom on Aug 16, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
WOFFORD
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 16, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK WOFFORD
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's a Davidson rival right there.
Is Davidson-Wofford on the bingo cards?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 16, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rival? pshaw. hatefuck is morel like it
I’d say Furman is more our rival. Or hell, CoC.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I don't know the ins and outs of the SoCon as well as I should...
but I knew there was serious vitriol there, which should count for something!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Wofford is new money, johnny come lately, that sort of thing
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That fits with the group of students I had that ended up there
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if you couldn't get into Davidson, you went to Furman, if you couldn't get into furman, CoC, if you couldn't get
in to CoC, I dunno- Wofford, I guess. If you couldn’t get in to Wofford, it was App State or UTC. If you couldn’t get into those, it was community college. If you couldn’t get into community college, there’s always The Citadel
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by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Which is hilarious, because so many people in the western part of the state are
“OMG, App State is such a good state school.”
“Hey, dumbasses, you’re in a state with UNC-Chapel Hill. Quit telling me how fucking great you think App is, it makes you look dumber than I already thought you were.”
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by MikeLew on Aug 16, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's not a bad school, but no it's not even as good as UNC Asheville for crying out loud
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They really do.
And if you laugh when they say it, you get death stares.
In my defense, I honestly thought they were joking
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by MikeLew on Aug 16, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They are part of one of my favorite moments of schadenfreude ever,
and I had a blast when I went up there to party a couple times. But, the academic snobbery I heard about it was side-splittingly funny
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by MikeLew on Aug 16, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That and they've got good weed.
Or, um, so I hear
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 16, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's a fine school.
These people were making it out to be just a shade below Chapel Hill, which they put right on level with Harvard and Yale and etc.
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c'mon, UNC Chapel Hill beats the hell out of Harvard
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
cheaper, certainly
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in my field, it's actually about even
but I and my best profs at Brandeis have a bias against Harvard.
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
some fields yes! like, say, public health
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm, US News corroborates
Don’t think I ever met anyone in the Public Health School.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Also did we just get our first Brandeis guy?
That is impressive
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
maybe
I certainly never saw any other college football fans there
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Screw them, they ain't got no footbaw.
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Which, if they had football, would be a pretty nice mascot
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nah, this here:
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ah Sarah Michelle Gellar's villain of the week
Who she promptly blew to hell & back with a rocket launcher.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
that was then
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
/Can no longer make Brandeis football jokes
//Still has Sarah Lawrence
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
actually had a Brandeis classmate
who did his undergrad at Sarah Lawrence.
neither my undergrad nor my MA programs had football when I was there. But Erskine did have that 1948 win over Florida State
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you went to ERSKINE?
lolwutpear
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what's wrong with Erskine?
and I’ve been a Flying Fleet, a Judge, and Tar Heel. No mainstream mascots for me!
also, Vol fan
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/considers changing his handle to LordSeminole
//realizes that would make people think he was an FSU fan
///changes his mind immediately
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woooo!
(I’m actually PCA, but I can roll with this)
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
hyup hyup hyup
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Did Brandeis ever have a football team at some point?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure
but I doubt it. the university’s only been around for 60ish years
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Huh
Brandeis people that I met were always interesting (in a good way), but not generally what I would expect to be college football fans
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
no
when I was on my campus visits to UNC, the professors were a little shocked that I was a Brandeis student. definitely got a few “you don’t look like a Brandeis student”
and college football jokes. . . a student told me to blow off my classes and fake my degree to get into a PhD program. I told them I wasn’t George O’Leary. I got a blank stare.
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it's college football and bible references
that don’t fly there. nobody gets them
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"You don't look like a Brandeis student?"
Wasn’t that a line from Spaceballs?
/crickets
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
maybe if I were hot
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
there are hot girls at Brandeis?
I always get them mixed up with Yeshiva
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uhhh. . . Jewish school
check
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
She doesn't look Druish
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't think Brandeis was the place that the really religious Jews flocked to
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
no
ethnic Jews who don’t practice. although we did always have one or two guys in silly hats in every class, and we did have a kosher dining hall
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
So we still need a Tufts
An MIT, BU, and Northeastern. Think we have some BC people, though I don’t hear from them
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
we have some MIT
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by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
is there some running joke
with Boston area colleges?
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
BU kids can't read or write?
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yes. because we all know they don't need to study hard (multiple ENGINEERS in this household)
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I'd much rather troll Northeastern than BU
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I just feel sorry for people that went to Tufts
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truth
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Honestly more people I met from Tufts were aiming for it from the start
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
BUT WHY?!?!?!?
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International Relations
Also, it’s hardly a bad school in its own right. I guess one could say it suffers from an unfortunate location (Lesley waves hi)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
issa good school, but not as good as people make it out to be
and certainly not as good as they thing they are
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they're somehow ranked #1
among philosophy M.A. programs. and Brandeis folks are pretty convinced they paid of the guy running the eval site
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's how we feel about their business program
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I have a Kenyon friend
who went to Tufts for dental school…I’ve heard of it as a dental school before, but no idea on the ranking it carries
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by MikeLew on Aug 16, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not really people you'd expect on a college football blog
Although we’re originally from Footbaw Land, so I guess we don’t count.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Kenyon kids are much the same...
but there are three of us here. Of course, two of us are from Ohio and the third is from Virginia
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by MikeLew on Aug 16, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
are/were you at one?
I grew up in Tennessee though (as you might imagine), so I’m definitely in the Footbaw Land transplant category. along with every single person at my church. first people I met were from Knoxville, Boone, and Chattenooga
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
first girl I dated was at Harvard
so I’ve had an auto-bias against it since age 17
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
get up on your political history
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant with regards to the actual institute of higher learning.
Done never heard of no such thing, Pawwwwwwwwl.
Dude, they're one of the Nerdy Nine.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's a university in Waltham, MA (outside Boston)
Even if you didn’t know there was a Waltham, MA, you still knew it.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not sure about that
Baseline, yeah, but I would venture that someone who qualifies for financial aid and is applying to both schools like almost certainly get a better deal from Harvard (out-of-state)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking purely on "academic reputation", not about quality of education earned.
Mostly because I believe you can earn a world class education at just about any college in the US, if you work hard enough and take the right classes.
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by MikeLew on Aug 16, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree, at least in undergrad
but I’m a current PhD student at UNC, so it makes a difference for me
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Bschool?
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I don't even know what that means. so no. business?
I’m in philosophy
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
analytic? is Harvard even good at Philosophy?
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analytic
Harvard was the top school in philosophy in the 70s, and they’re still rated in the top ten (Christine Korsgaard is there), but they don’t do anything metaphysically interesting, and I tend to follow Eli Hirsch bashing on them for being obscurantists who spend more time trying to sound smarter than you than they do actually making points
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
sounds like Yale too
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by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm 12 and what is this?
/don’t know nothin’ bout philosophy
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
what is what
I’m not trying to explain metaphysically interesting. obscurantists just means they like obscure arguments better than clear ones. what’s analytic, well. . . here
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, was not a humanities guy
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
actually
I was a math major. go figure
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
One time tried out an upper-level math class
Left when I didn’t recognize any actual math
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
All your equations are just "generalized solutions" in waiting
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If only.
Find me a good general solution to Navier-Stokes, or even prove existence and smoothness thereof, and you will be a wealthy man.
I didn't say it would be easy :-P
Do you use a ton of “Fastest Fourier Transform in the West”?
And I’m spending my free nerdy time working on finding or disproving the existence of an odd triperfect number
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FFTw is awesome, but no.
Spectral methods are very good at some things, but they’re generally limited to globally-structured discretizations, which implies a simple geometric configuration.
Great if you’re studying turbulence in channel flows, worthless if you’re studying fuel injectors or exterior aerodynamics.
We’re all gradient-reconstruction physics-inspired high-order methods on finite volume (read: weak solution) unstructured meshes. There’s a push in the industry to hop on the DG boat, but there are some subtleties that make me think that class of scheme will never be highly amenable to our problems.
/tl;dr
I think I caught a good portion of that.
However, all of my applied knowledge comes from discussions with friends and colleagues in grad school- I took one semester of DiffEq, but that’s it
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on the math subject
google homepage
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
A worthy choice for today
Since the August 17th is Fermat’s birthday
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I can see that.
What was your preferred area of study- pure mathematics? applied?
And if you were pure- analysis?
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pure
but I was at a small liberal arts school, not a lot of specialization. did a bit of research in graph theory, but that was a function of circumstances.
EC is so small that we didn’t even offer any math courses for first semester seniors because I was the only one who wasn’t math education
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel you on the small liberal arts school
You’re new here, so you probably haven’t seen my incessant Kenyon pimping yet, but rest assured, you will.
We didn’t even HAVE math education as an option- you wanted to major in math, you could take classical mathematics(pure) or statistics
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nice
we actually only had one math major, but you could take the pure track or the applied (to computer science or physics) track. but most of the math majors were education minors and had a semester of student teaching
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, we didn't have education either...
would have been nice to take a class or two in that area, given the field I chose to work in
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which is?
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahhh, of course-
I teach high school math and coach football and baseball
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ah, yeah it would help then
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
/Z's through threeve math nerd comments
//sighs that no one here wants to discuss Heian period land apportionment reform
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
shit's on fire yo
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL Ninja stars are awesome, yo
/please keep the Preds away
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
/redirects Pred to Savannah for mentioning "ninjas"
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
NOOOOOO
Waz a joke, I swear!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
No sex boats, no care
So I would be happy to discuss Caligula. Otherwise no history.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Grad school is a different beast entirely
No arguments there.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Of course, we're talking in broad generalizations
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Miami of Ohio exists, but people still say that of Ohio State
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
But OSU is pretty clearly ahead of BGSU, Akron, Toledo, Kent St., etc.
Which is about the same tier in which I’d put App
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Aww. You had to give a reasonable response.
That spoils the fun.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 17, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I can afford to...
I went to Kenyon. :-P
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Don't have our cards yet.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
The Citadel beat Arkansas and didn't even bring Good Enough Diplomas
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 16, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
it's very apt, that mascot
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That was my stop after AU. Had lunch there yesterday as a matter of fact
I need to do that more often
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 16, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
every time I'm down there
gotdamn
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I second the "Fuck Wofford" motion
Quarter final playoff game and you let my GSU Eagles completely take over your stadium? You’re not doing football right. Go away.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 17, 2011 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, come on.
They’ve only got like 48 students anyway.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 17, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Have a full conversion
And go with either Notre Dame or Brigham Young
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 16, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ASU will gladly accept another Infractionista!
C’mon over – we’ve got porn (stars)!
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by IndyDevil on Aug 16, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Look at the bright side
Maybe having another ‘Cane around will remind Erickson of his good ol’ days!
/gets stricken by Rich Olson gag reflex
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by IndyDevil on Aug 16, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
mmmm erickson.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Sorry, that really wasn't very neighborly of me to mention that name
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Why look for a new team?
I’ve been a Gator fan as long as I’ve been a fan of collegiate athletics, and by extension have always loathed Miami. And yet, the sheer magnitude of this affair is actually pushing me for the first time to actually pull for the U.
I suppose I'll ride through the dark days, but just much darker can they get
when you lose to The Big East during regular season?
Patiently waiting for The Golden Era to kickoff at Sun Life Stadium.
by Super C on Aug 16, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Bill Callahan's just the man to turn that around.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 16, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
//AAA rating affirmed
///Explanation: HATERZ
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 16, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
/crashes jetski into yacht
"I'm holding a seashell up to my ear son, and I can hear an ocean of I-don't-give-a-shit." --Paul Johnson, as portrayed by Spencer Hall
There is a Twitter account. Like Chan Gailey, it's consistently mediocre.
by The Missing T on Aug 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/pays for yacht's abortion
//does not tell jet ski
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/towels jet ski
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
/poses in homoerotic photos with Jet Ski in Benihana
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
/LeBron rides JetSki home at quarter break
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 16, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Always room on the Hoosier bandwagon
We’re friendly as hell, our coach is a ball-buster, and we may soon witness the dawn of the era of the Ranch Cannon. Not so much Cocaine Cowboys as Cholesterol Cowboys, but you know, so it goes.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 16, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You'll feel right at home in the stadium, too!
by emc503 on Aug 16, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Damn, I forgot to mention that.
You and I know a thing or two about empty stadiums. Also lots of historical futility (much more in my case), and beloved dead coaches.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 16, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
The latest end zone seating expansion really brings out the colors of the...um, concrete?
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They put the band in the endzone, so it's usually pretty colorful.
It’s the high corners that are usually pretty empty.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 16, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, so they moved the band away from the sidelines
I didn’t get to a game in B-Town last season, but my prospective weekends-off schedule will allow me to attend a few games.
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Yeah, they moved them out from behind the visiting team in about...2005? One of my years.
Apparently the Big Ten bylaws mandate that bands must be seated outside the 20 yard lines, basically not behind either sideline. The B1G is no fun.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Aug 16, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought they were still on the sidelines in '08 in front of the students
The end zone expansion was still under construction when I attended my last game, but I thought the band was right in front of the student section – - regardless, I can’t wait to get back down there, because Memorial Stadium is a great place to watch a game.
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If you like winning...
Go with Boise
"I do not like Nevada" - Myself
by Peet16 on Aug 16, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you like wins that MEAN something
Dont
by emc503 on Aug 16, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ahem, may I present the case for Baylor
. . .
The perfect model for the B is the U. The U is the modern model of college football success. The University of Miami has 5 National Championships, all of them since 1983. Up until 1978 when Howard Schnellenberger took over the team, the University of Miami program had done almost nothing of note in its first 50 years of existence. The U, like Baylor, is a 15,000 student private university in one of the deepest football talent pools in the country. Schnellenberger and all subsequent coaches embraced the pro style, and Miami over the last 30 years became an NFL factory. The coaches recruited the best talent they could find regardless of attitude or academic interests. Class and civility were looked upon with disdain and as a hindrance to success. Unlike Notre Dame, which continually claims the virtues of student athletes all the while cashing huge checks from NBC, the U said this is a business and we want to best business money can buy. They wanted players and players were what they got. Year after year the best of the best came through the U on their way to NFL glory. The U has a chip on its shoulder because its program didn’t get any respect from the Notre Dames of the world when they came onto the scene in the 80s. They were demonized as convicts and thugs. The U embraced it and kept winning. Notre Dame kept falling behind the college football curve.The B needs a lot more of the U in it. We can’t be Notre Dame and we don’t really want to be anyway. Do you really want to be the old guy talking about how great it was back in the day or do you want to be the here-and-now guy—the person making things happen today? I propose that Baylor recruit anyone who can play, no matter what baggage they have. A felon? Sure, if he can throw the long ball. An idiot? You bet, if he knows when to blitz. Bring them all in. We can still be the U of the state of Texas. Football is football. Let’s not confuse its goals with anything else. The academic side of the university may not always benefit the athletic side, and if necessary we really need take it easy with the whole school thing. I don’t want my tailback staying up late studying if that going to affect him when he’s playing the Agrics. I want him fresh and not worrying about some silly test. I want football players, not student athletes. In other sports, sure, let them go to class if they want to, but not football. It really is too much of a burden.
. . .
The Notre Dames of the world aren’t accepting new members, but the U is always looking for someone to party with.
See FU ND, the B Needs 2 B More Like the U, bearmeat.blogspot.com (August 7, 2007) (now defunct) (Apologize for the spidery bits, in original post)
I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. - Gen. Mattis
by republicofmilk on Aug 16, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My Original Thought
I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. - Gen. Mattis
by republicofmilk on Aug 16, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Hilarious
Especially since Waco is a dry county and basically the dirty asshole of Texas…..the similarity to South Beach is amazing.
College football is about traditions and that means Texas vs.A&M on Thanksgiving day.
this
There are already 14,000+ comments, I don’t have time for this!
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Aug 17, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Florida International
Everything is hotter in the Sun Belt and you won’t have to leave Miami.
by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i commend thee for thy candor
And recommend Mount Union College to you. They’re consistently good, and as a lower division team in Ohio they’re unlikely ever to commit any U-like infractions…
Sad that no D-1 school can be as easily rec’d, b/c we really don’t know who’s clean (see Baptist Baylor w/Dave Bliss for just one example).
by agulhas78 on Aug 16, 2011 11:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
except for youknow, keeping football players on track scholarships, but whatever
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Cal is! /willielylesotisyelvertonNCfiveahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Might I suggest a fine vintage of either Minnesota or Washington State.
Both programs are far too inept to be violating even the slightest rule.
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, hey, look, it's Clem Haskins.
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Yeah, Mount is squeaky clean
where is the sarcasm font again?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
see comment
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You dare to insinuate that Division III athletics
are anything but pure and wholesome, and the epitome of amateurism?
SHAME, MICHAEL, SHAME.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Some people can't handle the truth
/NicholsonMarine.jpg
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I highly recommend in-stadium beer sales
There’s Houston, of course, but i believe USF also fits the bill in your general area.
by touchdown H-town on Aug 16, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Savannah State
Least then your team will be competitive.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
stick with your boys
the dark years make it better when it returns (and it will)
/bamastudentduringdubosefranANDshula
when the day is done, I was born a bad man's son...
by JunctionCrimson on Aug 17, 2011 7:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, I remember Bama during the Shula years.
(shudders)
Patiently waiting for The Golden Era to kickoff at Sun Life Stadium.
PRADOPRADOPRADO
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
OH YEAH
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
oh, and this one's for you CANES
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
and green, like money
which is what was paid to players and hookers at miami. which has an official color of green.
Coincidence??
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 16, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
ALIENS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Miami President Bilbo Baggins accepts check from esteemed donor.
$50,000! My own. My precious.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 16, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
That picture could not be more perfect, unless it actually had a player boning a stripper in the background
….to arms, gentlemen!
by emc503 on Aug 16, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
ftfy
That picture could not be more perfect, unless it actually had a player boning a stripper shalalalala in the background
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Title clicked
even without an image.
"I'm holding a seashell up to my ear son, and I can hear an ocean of I-don't-give-a-shit." --Paul Johnson, as portrayed by Spencer Hall
There is a Twitter account. Like Chan Gailey, it's consistently mediocre.
by The Missing T on Aug 16, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice highwaters
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
She can't focus one inch past that check.
BTW, nice capri pants fatty.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
It comes in pints?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Pippin and Merri rec
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
is that michael stipe?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
yessir
from back in the day
by Cousin Pat from Georgia on Aug 16, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
please don't take a picture
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Aug 16, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
When University of Miami officials were reached for comment...
by cmill126 on Aug 16, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Someone Photoshop Muschamp's face on the dog.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 16, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
i want to adopt that dog
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The Distinguished Gentleman from Michigan has a comment...
Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
by The Lesser Santini on Aug 16, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Minnesota
Seann William Scott was from my rival high school.
they can keep him.
Ah, of course.
SWS more or less fits with my experience of Park grads.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 16, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
What the hell you guys talking about what high school people went to?
You’re not from St. Louis.
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I'm not sure you'll find a more insular metro than MSP.
They’re outgoing, but they come right back home to their ancient friendships at the end of the day.
Makes being a furriner kind of a grumpy experience.
Hell, I'm not even FROM there and I have strong feelings about these things.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
because
kids from park didn’t go to colleges worth making fun of.
#highschoolneverends.
Knew two Park grads well.
One Tommie, one Bulldog (Ivy League division).
So, sadly I have to disagree with your conclusion.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 16, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
in reality
the fact that SWS is from cottage grove is simply one of those useless piece of crap trivia things that you acquire at some point.
I didn’t even care about high school football when i was in high school.
You can come and visit my town any time you want.
Just make sure you leave.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 16, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Same sort of thing happens in many cities.
I thought it was an Ohio thing when I was younger, because I’d only heard of it coming from people from Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincy
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Wait, someone here has heard of Park and Woodbury?
/rereads
Wait, someone else here went to Woodbury? When?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Ah, but Stifler went to Great Falls
which is in Virginia, I mean Maryland, I mean Michigan.
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What's the surprise, isnt't this exactly what you would think the U would be doing anyhow?
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Oh, hey, guys
So, if Miami gets the banhammer, there will be an open date on 9/8/2012 in Manhattan.
Anyone wanna come visit, or would you rather all just laugh at our schedule after we’re forced to replace Miami with South Dakota?
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Don't sleep on the Coyotes
Last year they made Minnesota look like, well, Minnesota. You know what I mean.
by Brock Sampson on Aug 16, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WINFIGHTUNEMPLOYEDTREMENDOUS!
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 16, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Last year they made Minnesota TIm Brewster look like, well, Minnesota Tim Brewster.
/slaps with six-ringed palm
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You'll go 6-6 and be bowl-ineligible. Just watch.
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, it's not like that hasn't happened before after someone bitched out on us.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Political discussion is absolutely verboten.
Anything that makes people real-world bitchy is not far behind.
Apparently I've taken over spider warnings to some extent.
Mostly because I’m more apt than most to dive in. This is the only way I can control the compulsion to fix the world’s problems on the internet.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 16, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I wasn't aware. Congratulations on the promotion.
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
uncle stabbington?
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 16, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Not that I have any power here.
Just observing since we had a discussion earlier about how you’re in charge of pic size warnings, KG’s handles spoiler warnings, etc.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 16, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Does that put me in charge
of correcting people when they say Richmond is D-II?
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nah, you handle KSU's profitability.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 16, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hmm?
Sorry, Texas was at the door with another $Texas.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
not unless you play on the LHN
where nobody sees it anywhere, and you have to play 15 future games on it unless you want to be blackballed by tExa$PN
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 16, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Okay, listen, I don't know how to tell you this
But last year? When we threw a pants-pissing redshirt sophomore out there whose reaction to seeing an open receiver was to stare at him with deer-in-the-headlight eyes for three seconds before running for his life out there to play QB? When we put a defense on the field consisting of two actual live defensive backs, four acceptable linemen, two defensive backs who couldn’t find their ass with both hands and a flashlight, and three linebackers who might be able to run a 5-second 40 downhill… naked?
We tried to fulfill our end of the bargain, but you just HAD to start Garrett Gilbert and then leave him in there all night.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
rec
DAMMIT
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
fared better than nebraska did
ALL. THE. DROPS
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 16, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
fuck it, im goin B1G
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 16, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
/sudden recurrence of PTSD
from watching KSU linebackers trying to chase down Helu and T-Mart
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Rec
It’s K-State, between holding Ricky down, the reign of the Prince, and last year, I’m surprised by nothing.
I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. - Gen. Mattis
by republicofmilk on Aug 16, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, being honest
Ricky’s Longhorns just got beat by a better team.
Since then? Inexplicable.
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I'M SURPRISED BRIAN KELLY COULD BECOME NOTRE DAME'S HEAD COACH AFTER ATTENDING THE NAIA'S ASSUMPTION COLLEGE
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FINE
But Division-II Texas Wesleyan is a rising power is it not?
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Warnings are a collective thing
It remains to be seen who actually releases the T-rex
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
ND is interested
since we’ll also have an open date in 2012
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it/would it have been a road game?
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neutral site.
in Yankee Stadium. At least it’s Manhattan.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
too close to Kansas
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Our game with Miami was in Chicago
so our game with Kansas State should be in Maine.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Eh, we need to replace the home date.
Unless, you know, you can borrow a few wheelbarrows from the Longhorns.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, wouldn't work then
Because it’s a “home” game for us too.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Derry, Maine to be precise
The special referee:
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FLAGGED
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I don't know that we want to play there again.
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You will play Panhandle State and like it!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
To make the first NON Miami related post
I’m planning to start my journey through Deadwood tonight. What’s everyone else’s plans?
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
Actually fuck it, this thing is gonna hit 1000 posts anyways
Use this fanshot as a parallel open thread
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Aug 16, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
One thing that sucks for Ohio State, Penn State, Alabama, and Tennessee fans
are that when you tell your kids about great bowl victories over top-ranked Miami teams, they’ll be like “lolwut. couldn’t get any great wins over FAU?”
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
so anyone else think this is odd?
Now, hear me out. Miami is dealing with boosters giving the players access to HOOKERS. These are definitely serious charges. Now, how many games has Craig James called for the Hurricanes in the last few years, more than his fair share (dont have actual figures.) With that in mind, has anyone actually HEARD from any of these hookers since the news broke? Now miami has been rumored to be punished with the DEATH penalty. now, how could anyone think that all of this is a coincidence?? I think we all know who the common thread is in this scandal at miami.
/Craig James strikes again
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 16, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
how many hookers have we heard from Craig?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
SO UH
GUYS I WAS WONDERING IF YOU’D SEEN MY FRIEND I WAS GOING TO VISIT HIM AT SOUTH BEACH BUT NOW HE’S NOT RETURNING MY CALLS AND IM BUMMED OUT BECAUSE I ALWAYS HAVE SUCH A GOOD TIME DOWN THERE BODY SURFING ON A SEA OF HOOKERS EVEN THOUGH THEY’VE CLEANED UP THE PLACE A BIT A BLOW JOB IS STILL A BLOW JOB UNLESS YOU BLOW YOUR WAD IN HER CROTCH BUT THAT STUFF GETS TAKEN CARE OF KINDA LIKE THAT TIME JIMMY THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE THE MONEY FROM HIS DEALER AND NOW JIMMYS FACE DOESNT LOOK MUCH LIKE JIMMY.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Aug 16, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 45 recs
up less than a minute
how is this not green??
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 16, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
19 recs in 6 minutes.
I’m so proud
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 16, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
hes really outdone himself this time
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 16, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
GUYS IT'S GOT A LOT OF ALISON BRIE, GILLIAN MICHAELS AND DONALD GLOVER KILLING IT
Freal, though, this may be my favorite thing on the internetz since “animalsbeingdicks.com”
by emc503 on Aug 16, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey Miami
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 16, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Miami Associate AD Pete Campbell
“We can put them on my expense account if we say they’re whores”
by BillyZoom on Aug 16, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hai
What’s happening, guys?
Because we couldn't go for three.
by builderofcoalitions on Aug 16, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
We're discussing how the NCAA's going to lay the banhammer down on
Ohio State.
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We're sitting about
reminiscing about that football team which Miami used to have.
THWG!
by gtg991z on Aug 16, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Courtesy Peter Gray:
Maryland/Miami is being taken off the board at sportsbooks.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I feel that this adequately describes what happened to Miami
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
FLAGGED!
For destroying my childhood.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
Someone never heard of Pooh Goes Apeshit, I see.
/finish the drill
by Albino Tornado on Aug 16, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
winnie the pooh
and anaphylactic shock too
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 16, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
they’re taking Appy State on semi-recent track record
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mustard Buzzards 4eva
they should play iowa & see who has the rights to the colors/mascots
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
my money? southern miss
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
...so?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/shrugs
I like using the “FUCK YOU, WE’RE IOWA” thing
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I just think they weren't very good last year. don't think they would beat even a bad So miss team
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They destroyed Mich St, beat #11 Missouri and lost to Ohio St and Wisky by 3 and 1.
They definitely underperformed based on expectations and talent but I think they would destroy Southern Miss.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Iowa_Hawkeyes_football_team
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Southern_Miss_Golden_Eagles_football_team
Then again it is college football and anything can happen.
by HawkeyeRecon on Aug 16, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/ominous music
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
arent they the same team?
/trollface.jpg
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 16, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought that logo was made for some weird ass korean music video
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
it feels real fuckin weird stickin up for USM
but, it is Iowa we’re talking about…
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
No, you see, one of them has feathers that go back, and the other one has feathers that go to the front
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
That never happened
I…am…at…Disneyland! DISNEYLAND!!!
by Brock Sampson on Aug 16, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Y'all can be rivals with A&M
MAROONS v. MORONS
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
don't forget Morans
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes. They're joining the B1G
replacing OSU
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
My favorite subject line from a Da U message board:
“Wheres the proof???”
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 16, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
/violates suspension of disbelief
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LOL CUBS
Looking for retweets and no original thoughts whatsoever? Have I got the place for you: IndyDevil's Twitter
.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions 31 recs
oh. my. REC!!!
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 16, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
SWEET CRXXM'S GHOST
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Mandel via twitter:
Miami vs. Ohio State on 9/17 could look like the 2nd half of an NFL preseason game: Backups vs. backups, and no one in the stands.
by lhb98 on Aug 16, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
would McElroy be on hand to get sacked there, too?
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
One of my favorites from bylawblog
This is the challenge to compliance right now: We have to get as good at our jobs as @CharlesRobinson is at his.
You know
Its pretty fucking bad when yahoo has an entire tab up for the Miami Investigation on their sports page.
Trying to read this entire comment thread is like trying to count all the people in China.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 16, 2011 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
just wait till Sept 3rd
gonna be awl CRAYZEE up in here
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
That's how I felt trying to read the entire Yahoo report.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 16, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I am trying to read every individual's page on yahoo that they have posted related to this mess
If I have learned one thing thus far, don’t loan your jetski to Hurricane player.
by BamaThrasher on Aug 16, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This currently has the room of
Inerior Australia. Shall we?
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 16, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure this is my first comment(sad it has to come this way)
I’m a Miami fan, and honestly I’m not even mad. At least they didn’t get caught doing some bitch shit; if you’re gonna go out, go out in style. I’m just gonna sit back, and wait to see what happens. I’m still gonna root for Miami (I’ve been with through worse)
/pats shoulder
You know, Tampa and Rollins and Florida Southern have missed you guys something fierce. It’s good to know you’re going to be able to reconnect.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Any style points are offset by Miami's terrible mediocrity during most of the time that Shapiro was providing the benefits.
by PAK on Aug 16, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
worse?
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 16, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, but those were over when the final whistle sounded
this could go on for years.
and you might hire someone like Crxxm…!
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
And go out in style they did.
I hope those bounties were worth it.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 13 recs
/finalOrangeBowlscoreboard.gif
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 16, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
31-30?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
wahoowa, motherfucker
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Aug 17, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
LOLUCOLD
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Tacogag?
Kinky.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 16, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Mr. Shapiro, is that you?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
LOLUREC'D
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
thats probably the sickest part of all this
he ordered that another man’s child be aborted
by BamaThrasher on Aug 16, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
cant stop laughing at that photo
but still wont be able to sleep tonight after that is seared into my brain
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 16, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm all in favor of that gif being replaced by the mere use of "/tacogimp.gif" in the future.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Aug 16, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
thirded
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Motion Passes
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
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"I'm holding a seashell up to my ear son, and I can hear an ocean of I-don't-give-a-shit." --Paul Johnson, as portrayed by Spencer Hall
There is a Twitter account. Like Chan Gailey, it's consistently mediocre.
by The Missing T on Aug 16, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
juanmontoya'd
you killed my father
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 16, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You insinuated all I do is eat tacos. Prepare to die.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Aug 16, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
If you just came up with that
you sir, are brilliant
by BamaThrasher on Aug 16, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
even if he didnt just come up with it
its still pretty damn good, huh?
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I have my moments
I tinkered with the phrasing a bit, but yes, that is straight off the cuff.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
SOMEONE GREEN THIS NOW
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by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I gotcha
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
If you ain't gon' ride fly, then you might as well hate.
Least they rode fly.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Aug 16, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I won't offer too much snark.
It truly does suck to be you, assuming you have an actual connection to the University of Miami. I doubt you had much say in a) horrific awful cheating-y bullshit and b) being moderately inept in spite of it.
I don't have any personal connections
but I’ve been a fan since I was 4, so this still sucks. But like I said, not mad.
by check703301 on Aug 16, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
It's pretty fucking spectacular
I mean they didn’t halfass this. If you’re going to get the death penalty you might as well throw your balls over your shoulder and go all out.
Jordan Jefferson for Heisman!
by Gregatron on Aug 16, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Interested and mildly terrified to see how far these tentacles to other schools will reach.
Like Louisville and Clint Hurtt, who, lo and behold, was named Recruiter Of The Year by ESPN last year.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 16, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
St. John's?
I’m still busily trying to get confirmation of exactly which rail line Mizzou’s gonna use to ride Frank Haith outta town.
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It will terminate in "In Cold Blood" territory.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Aug 16, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck that.
They can ship his ass east.
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This story reminds me of the old Denis Leary bit about Keith Richards...
“Hey, ‘Canes, we can’t do any more college football scandals now… because you already fucking did them all! We have to wait until you die, and then smoke your ashes to top this.”
by Papa Lou BSU on Aug 16, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Today: Everyone hates on Miami
Tomorrow: The Bagman gets revealed and…..
by Truffle Shuffle on Aug 16, 2011 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 30 recs
so rec'd
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
unbelievably amazing
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by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
It...it...I...what is...
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
He shoulda just had Evan Rachel Wood do it for him.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Must... resist... political... comments...
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
please do
thnx
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IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 16, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
think we are affraid of claiming it
Think again!
by BamaThrasher on Aug 16, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Apu says:
thank you, come again.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
ESPN's front page "Ex-Miami Booster Gave Illicit Benefits"
Titanic – Ship Takes On Water During Voyage
JFK – Gun Illegally Discharged in Dallas
O.J. – White S.U.V. Drives Along Freeway
I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. - Gen. Mattis
by republicofmilk on Aug 16, 2011 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
O.J.- Simpson has minor disagreement over tip with waiter
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Japanese military leaders meet with General Macarthur on boat
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Aug 16, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Germans Put In Bid For Prime Bohemian Real Estate
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Germans starting line of summer camps for .... not going there nevermind
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You should have seen the threeve headlines I started typing before thinking better of them.
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IRA Kickstarts Redevelopment of Manchester City Center
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Famous Divorcee Injured In Auto Chase
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Japan promoting exciting escort service in Korea
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Washington Theater Chaos; Play Interrupted By Crazed Actor
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Man parks vehicle, plants flag, and hits golf ball
by Brock Sampson on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Army cavalry guy saw a few Indians in Montana
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
by Kpz1234 on Aug 17, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Two Rich People Get Married, Cause Massive Traffic Jam
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Aug 16, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
People Go to Washington DC to Hear Black Guy Talk About His Dream
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mobile police chief trains puppies on main street
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
California Busboy Arrested; Discharged Firearm Illegally
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
L.A. Residents Disappointed in Police Treatment of Man During Traffic Stop
I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. - Gen. Mattis
by republicofmilk on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Londoners mildly unhappy with police shooting.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that was probably a headline
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Today's Forecast for the Gulf Coast: Rainy
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Army Corps Assues City Levees Will Hold
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man Plants Flag on Rock, Walks Around
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
House Damaged By Blaze, Waco Authorities Say
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Small Fire on Oil Rig
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Al Qaeda Operatives Take Arial Tour of Manhattan
by Mango Stasi on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
23 years is the correct time before making fun of a tragic event.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
Above Average Rainfall in N.O. Area.
I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. - Gen. Mattis
by republicofmilk on Aug 16, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chinese Wall Fails To Deter Mongolian Border Crossings
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Indian Cities Becoming Somewhat Crowded, Obsevers Note
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by jonfmorse on Aug 17, 2011 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Many Across Europe Get Nasty Flu; Cats Blamed
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Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man Puts Unhappiness With British Colonial Rule Into Writing
by Mango Stasi on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Monarch Displeased With Wife Over Family Planning
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by jonfmorse on Aug 17, 2011 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Gothic Vacationers Tour City of Seven Hills
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ringmaster Hannibal Bring Circus to Italy
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Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Austrian Leader Meets Resistance in Sarajevo
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
French leader takes trip to Russia, forgets coat.
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Greeks Present Trojans With Wedding Gift; Festivities Reported As "Raucous"
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by jonfmorse on Aug 17, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That probably is how it was reported
Who knew at the time what it would lead to?
by Brock Sampson on Aug 17, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
true
but if twitter had been invented, it definitely would’ve been reported as “Breaking News: World Officially Ends #AHE #BlackHand”
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Thetis misses spot while bathing demigod son.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Levantine Ruler Instigates Novel Population Control Plan Under Pressure From Roman Authorities
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Europeans Meet At Pilsen, Engage In Heated Discussion Over Religion
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Record highs in Nagasaki today
/still not long enough is it
by touchdown H-town on Aug 17, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Record surf conditions for Mongolian visit to Kyushu
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
French/Arab Dispute in Tours over Zoning Regulations
by Mango Stasi on Aug 17, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
South Carolina Announces Departure From Big 33 Conference
Commissioner Lincoln In Talks With Jayhawks As Possible Replacement
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
by jonfmorse on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
rec'd
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Controversy Erupts in Constantinople Over Ground Zero "Victory Mosque"
by Mango Stasi on Aug 17, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I guffaw'd
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Cesere Borgi has always maintained a close relationship with his sister
by Gaknar on Aug 17, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
George Lucas intruiged by CGI potential.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Under Stalin's Leadership, USSR Combats Overpopulation Problem
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
New Hit Film 'Casablanca' Tackles the Harsh Realities of the Nightclub Industry
by Mango Stasi on Aug 17, 2011 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fresh off home victory over Denmark, Harold gets ready to lead England in friendly home match against France
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Film "Brian's Song" inspires emotion.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Roman Priest Refuses Order to Recant Faith, Is Executed; Greeting Card Companies Expect to See Record Profits
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Beatty and Hoffman Film Set in Desert Receives Some Negative Reviews From Critics
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Caesar makes eventful visit to Senate floor.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I lol'd
But yeah, probably a little spidery
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 17, 2011 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions
New American Bomb Causes Cancer
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Japanese Navy conducts aerial tour of Hawaii?
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Polish and Germans meet at border
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 16, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Some Chicago Politicians May Not Be Ethical, Study Says
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by jonfmorse on Aug 16, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chicago Voter Turnout Exceeds 100%
/joemorgan.jpg
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Aug 16, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
These all read like Sim City 2000 Headlines!
Awesome.
I’m sorry, but blanket statements are proven false 99% of the time, and if you make a blanket statement about college football, there’s a good chance that one exception will be Joe Paterno. - AdamShell @ BSD
Also; Always carry a bottle opener and the beer will provide itself.
by bconway6 on Aug 17, 2011 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Whoo! Green!
\is way too excited about it.
\thinks about trying to explain to Wifey.
\decides not to to avoid ridicule
I’m sorry, but blanket statements are proven false 99% of the time, and if you make a blanket statement about college football, there’s a good chance that one exception will be Joe Paterno. - AdamShell @ BSD
Also; Always carry a bottle opener and the beer will provide itself.
by bconway6 on Aug 17, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
All the alien invasions? All the alien invasions
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Aug 17, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Orson Swindle is funny.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Men Gather in Philadelphia to Draft and Sign Document
(too obscure?)
by Goblue98 on Aug 17, 2011 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/tommyleejonesnewspaper.jpg
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Ship!!!
BattleSHIP!!!
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"
by Cranked_Irish on Aug 17, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the waiter used more than the tip.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Southern voters displeased with election results.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just got home
Sorry if this has been posted already, but this is my favorite picture from the Yahoo stories.
by 49er16 on Aug 16, 2011 11:37 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
You know Robinson was like "Yeah, gotta put THAT one in"
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Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Today's scandal is brought to you by the letter
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Aug 16, 2011 11:37 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
photoshop in rick ross and you have a winner
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Aug 16, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOM (I don't own Photoshop.)
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OH LOLOMGWTFBBQ BTW
SISTER FOUND PLACE THAT IS OPEN IMMEDIATELY AND WILL SIGN LEASE AFTER THINKING OVERNIGHT OKAY GOOD THX PLZ TO BE GTFO NOW
by Erik T on Aug 16, 2011 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It's pretty stressful when you can't be part of #teamnopants, isn't it?
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Wooo!
What’s a week’s worth of rent? I think taking you out for a reasonably nice dinner and some good beer ought to cover it
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
She's been filling the fridge with tasty foods.
If she ends up having been here for two weeks, it’s really not worth worrying about.
You're having a big day
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Aug 17, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Haters gonna hate.
Cheating misogynistic fuckbags gonna go 6-6.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 16, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
The only post I will ever post...
Charles Robinson, this is some Lester Freamon shit.
by Chernfist on Aug 16, 2011 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So, this seems Hurricane's gonna be a mess
That calls for…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pma7vmOBfY0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbxdyg5IvV0
STORM ALERT
Twitter: RyanMcD29
so....
Does this increase the chances of there being a higher quality erin andrews naked video?
by Fake Pelini on Aug 16, 2011 11:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
You can always make your own.
You might want to lawyer up first though.
by Mango Stasi on Aug 17, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just want to say Fuck Purdue
If you assholes had just given Mizzou your basketball coach, we might have survived this August unscathed. BUT OH NO COTG COULDN’T LET THAT HAPPEN COULD HE?
fuck who?
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 16, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm 12 and what is a Purdue?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
Meanwhile in Miami, THE GLORIOUS NCAA PREPARATORY BOMBARDMENT BEGINS!
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 AM EDT reply actions 14 recs
Now see, this one is nicely done.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I spent an hour looking for a website to load it lol.
Imageshack won’t let you upload animated .gifs anymore.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Exquisite.
HA HA HO HO LEMME TELL YA JAWS, IT TAKES TACT TO MAKE NUCLEAR WEAPONS FUNNY. YOU GOTTA BE SENSITIVE, YET INSULTING, BECAUSE THIS GUY HAD BETTER NOT BE NUKED UNLESS THIS GUY DESERVES IT. BUT THIS GUY, THIS GUY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE THE ATOMIC AGE A LAUGHING MATTER, EVEN WHEN IT’S NOT, BECAUSE HE’S JUST GOT SUCH COMMAND OF THE LOCKER JOKE ROOM. JUST HAVING FUN OUT THERE JAWS, TELLING NUKE JOKES LEFT AND RIGHT. THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES TO COMPETE IN THE NATIONAL. ATOMIC. LEAGUE.
by Erik T on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Making jokes using nuclear test footage typically isn't bad.
Making jokes using Hiroshima footage, now that’s bad.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
I hope it's more that, and less the NCAA like this:
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Speaking of, any idea how this will affect Marve?
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Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions
No idea.
I was hoping Henry would be the starter anyway. It was open competition for the starting role. Looks like it might be over.
Will work for football.
Well then, I guess you're not broken up about it.
My first thought when I saw his name was that it might hurt you guys, but if it wasn’t clearcut he’d be the starter, then I guess not.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Henry played with a lot of guts last year.
Most of the season he was playing with a broken thumb in his throwing hand, and he was a couple of freshman mistakes from having an injury-riddled team bowl eligible. If it’s a show of confidence between a guy that looks washed out and injury-prone like Marve or a guy with upside and room to grow in Henry, I’ll take Henry.
Will work for football.
Makes sense to me.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, I dunno where Aunt Stabby went, but someone is still whacking the bad posts.
Hooray mystery post-whacker!
the incongruity of Stanford's speed is tasteless?
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 17, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
It did?
I never refresh, so I miss the fun.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Listen up one and all
The only litmus test you need is “is it good enough for this man?”:
If the answer is no, to the spider closet you go.
by Luke Zimmermann on Aug 17, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So Princess Stabitha has been replaced by the Invader Zim and his GIR
His only mission, to destroy all earthlings trolls
I aim to misbehave
"Do you remember when we used to win, Shalala-la-la-la-la dee da?"
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Aug 17, 2011 12:25 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
On a scale of 1 to 10, there is only one possible score for this ridiculousness/awesomeness...
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 12:34 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Schelly and da U are retiring from football at the same time. How poetic.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Aug 17, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT!
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
by Specter177 on Aug 17, 2011 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder...
If the 4 letter will compare SMU and da U while airing a game dealing with neither…with Craig James as one of the commentators.
Can we just tag this whole thread to the internet? It's that epic.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
That this only has one rec
means everyone else not in Hawaii went to sleep.
鳴かぬなら殺してしまえ、ほととぎす
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Aug 17, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
We're awake now.
And it’s green before 8:45am EST.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Aug 17, 2011 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Y'all disapoint me.
THE U: 
_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Aug 17, 2011 1:31 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Paint it purple.
TTTTTTTTTTTTT CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 17, 2011 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Good, Bad, Ugly.
Man with no name = Charles Robinson
Tuco = Nevin Shapiro
Angel Eyes = Sebastian the Ibis
Will work for football.
by purwho on Aug 17, 2011 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This image has nothing to do with nothing.
I think its the angel from Supernatural.
by RjTheMetalhead on Aug 17, 2011 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We'll have to repeat all of these tomorrow.
by Gaknar on Aug 17, 2011 2:48 AM EDT reply actions 20 recs
ahem... indeed
12 arbitrary points for a high quality 8am lol
"I get tired of these recruiting services trying to say who is the best prospect in the country and who i should be recruiting. I really can't stand that NFL guy, what's his name? Mel, yeah Mel Kiper Jr. He knows about as much about football as a Japanese space pilot."
by NorthernHaze on Aug 17, 2011 8:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, there goes the 2025 season.
Avoid the Noid.
by Uncle Earmuffs on Aug 17, 2011 9:32 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The only thing missing
and the only way this will ever be topped, is for the exact same thing to happen to say, Alabama, but to include a mountain of cocaine.
Awww. c'mon girl.
Not a 10.0
Really? Anybody surprised at this from Miami and is more than 20 years old? Luther Freaking Cambell was referenced over and over again in Robinson’s piece – did y’all (and apparently he) think 2 Live Crew was some mythical TV show or something?
Friend/Miami fan at work:
Him: “If you don’t think this happens at every school you’re crazy…”
Me: “even paying for a stripper’s abortion?”
Him: “yes.”
It ain't just a river in Egypt.
Avoid the Noid.
by Uncle Earmuffs on Aug 17, 2011 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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