COUNTDOWN: 22
by Spencer Hall on Aug 10, 2011 8:56 AM EDT
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22 days until
We’re drinking college football, beer/whiskey/bourbon, watching , stuffing our faces with delicious food, and watching more college football.
by 49er16 on Aug 10, 2011 8:52 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Besides the football
This has pretty much been my life already.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 10, 2011 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions
I, for one
Look forward to pouring myself a frosty mug of Murray State at Louisville
by emc503 on Aug 10, 2011 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I love the feel of that first Thursday night
a game like Wisconsin/UNLV feels like Bama/LSU after the build up
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 10, 2011 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll be honest
I had no idea that was the kickoff game for the season. And I don’t care. I just want football.
What no love for North Texas vs Florida International??
Just ask Chloe Denmark, everything’s hotter in the Sun Belt.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 10, 2011 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions
No Tech vs Western Carolina either?
No? I’m just happy my season tickets were waiting for me when I got home yesterday.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
The dawn of the Dan McCarney era!
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 10, 2011 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, Iowa State totally was right in firing him
/trollface
by Albino Tornado on Aug 10, 2011 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions
From his UNT bio, see if you can count the grammar/syntax/punctuation foibles!
McCarney, 57, has more than 30 years of college coaching experience, including 12 years as a head coach at Iowa State University. He comes to North Texas after serving as the assistant head coach at the University of Florida where he has been since 2008.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 10, 2011 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions
It's UNT. It's not like an actual institution of higher education or anything.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 10, 2011 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/plays technically perfect 27-minute drum solo
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 10, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What, I ask you, is wrong with that paragraph?
Why would you, the reader, have had a problem with how that paragraph has been written? If I had had a penny for every time, in my life, that I have heard people complain about odd, in their opinion, diction or syntax, I would have had a mansion built for myself.
paul "randy" rhodes
Did what Dan couldn’t do, and that’s beat the whornes. Maybe Nebraska shoulda hired him instead of Pelini.
/TROLLFACE.JPG
/ trolling hard
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 10, 2011 9:40 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I'm just happy we're not stuck with South Carolina-NC State again
by 49er16 on Aug 10, 2011 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
thassarec
What a horrid, horrid game that was, almost as bad a WVU-UCONN.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 10, 2011 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions
But it was football.
So quit yer bitchin
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, it was ugly-woman-after-getting-out-of-prison football, but football nonetheless.
Specifically the NCState version. Yeesh.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 10, 2011 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mississippi State vs Memphis this year
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 10, 2011 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions
/starts drinking
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions
that's Rolf!
The Hermanator calls him Ralph
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Favorite Rowlf song? Favorite.Rowlf.Song.
You can’t live with ‘em, you can’t live without ‘em.
There’s somethin’ irresistabullish about ‘em.
We grin and bear it ’cause the nights are long.
I hope that somethin’ better comes along.
opened as a 24 point line
last year, RFr Russell threw for 4 TDs against them. hopefully i’ll be happy.
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I think Carolina returns to opening night soon (maybe 2012?)
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Aug 10, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions
It's just not Opening Thursday
without a 90-yards-of-total-offense puntapalooza involving either South Carolina or Mississippi State in $TEXAS degree swampass.
Preferably both.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 10, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Heh
Also true. South Carolina or Miss State have played so many of the opening Thursday games you just expect to see them every year.
/kicks dirt
that opener in ’06 was awesome!
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions
A nice solid 15-0 game
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
That only applied to the
Crxxm & Doom era.
by more_cowbell on Aug 10, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No one is interested in the Kentucky-Western Kentucky Bluegrasspocalypse in Nashville?
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
They're playing that in Nashville?
pretty cool IMO
#TeamNeutralSiteGames
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 10, 2011 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions
opening weekend: Carolina plays East Carolina in panther stadium thing in Charlotte
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Aug 10, 2011 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Have hope (foolishly?)
that the Dawgs make it to the SEC title game and therefore would play 4 neutral site games this year (counting a bowl).
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 10, 2011 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm trying to figure out how long it will be
before UGA has their TE Charles playing RB
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Aug 10, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions
How is a Dawg game in Atlanta
a neutral site?
by Woo Pig Phooie on Aug 10, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
How is a dawg game in Jacksonville
a neutral site?
/3-18
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
God knows why but I'll be at that game
I’m spending Labor Day in Charlotte and my friend lives within walking distance of BoA Stadium. We thought it might be nice to watch a game where neither she nor I have deep emotional investment unlike, say, the Iron Bowl where we sit and glare at each other all day.
by PalmettoTiger on Aug 10, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Western Kentucky?
Son, if they ain’t ‘shinin’ there why should I care?
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 10, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
so. much. skoal!
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 10, 2011 9:45 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
And only like, 15 until DII starts!
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Vontaze sez: Imma hit you so hard, your kids will be born with black eyes.
Imma hit you so hard _______________
Keep going…..
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 10, 2011 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions
2 words
snot bubbles
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Aug 10, 2011 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Hokie-isms for the win!
My favorite from last season (after yet another dropped TD pass) “Awww, man! I’ve seen better hands on a CLOCK!”
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 10, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions
DAMMIT.
Try refreshing.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 10, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Nnnn nnn nnn nnnn NNNNNNN KEEBOWGABOWGA kshhhhh KSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
by Erik T on Aug 10, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I'm partial to the sound a cassette drive made
Back in the days of 5 1/4" floppy disks, and cassette drives.
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 10, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Boo doop boo doop BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 10, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Hokie Gajan
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
by DrBundy on Aug 10, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
needs MOAR Hebert
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Just leave a bottle of whiskey
about and Bobby will sniff it out in no time flat.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
Bobby Hebert celebrating video goes here.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
i absolutely love listening to the post game shows.
especially after a loss.
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
After the Dallas game in 09,
Bobby was so shithoused, Deke had to work extra hard to translate. Bobby was calling the Ravens the “Raisins” and every time Deke would correct him Bobby would say “I don’t give a crap”. Deke mentioned half a dozen times in one hour that he wasn’t sure you could say that on the air, but he also wasn’t sure anyone could understand it to begin with.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
Yes!
I was at that game (and recall Dad paying an exorbitant amount of money to a scalper for my nosebleed ticket) and I definitely remember that drive home from New Orleans.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
yes! that is exactly what i was talkin about!
“mumblety Saints Quartereaux bourbon Cajun Cannon rassle algapoobl rassa.”
“Thanks, Bobby.”
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
That's the New Arlens Saints Quartereaux bourbon Cajun Cannon rassle algapoobl rassa., sir.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
ah!
you are correct
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
DUDE THIS IS THE BEST DBZ FANSITE EVER
IT HAS LIKE 50 PICTURES, ONE OF WHICH IS SSJ5 GOKU FROM DRAGONBALL: AFTER FUTURE.
ALSO THERE’S THESE SICK ANIME MUSIC VIDEOS SET TO “IN THE END,” “CHOP SUEY,” AND “FALLING AWAY FROM ME.” IT’S PRETTY INTENSE!
ALSO HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS ONE CALLED NEON GENESIS EVANGELION? IT’S REALLY DEEP AND PHILOSOPHICAL.
by Synaesthesia on Aug 10, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
your children will be born pissing blood
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions
imma hit you so hard
That it will fracture your orbital bone, requiring reconstructive surgery and months of painful healing.
/ am I doin it right?
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Aug 10, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Imma hit you so hard
you wake up a Buckeye fan.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
by blanx73 on Aug 10, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Imma hit you so hard...
you can’t spell your state anymore
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 10, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Imma hit you so hard
you forget which one is your “real” login account.
(Actually I think Aunt Stabby already hits this hard.)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 10, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Aunt Stabby was recently promoted to....
Princess Stabbitha
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 10, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Double Douche
So says Sam Elliot.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 10, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Nazareth auto-rec
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Aug 10, 2011 9:04 AM EDT reply actions
Sasha likes the Nazareths
True story: I actually saw Nazareth live while I was a Peace Corps Volunteer in Ukraine. You’ve never truly lived until you’ve seen an aging metal band playing before a packed house of vodka-soaked fans (myself included) at Premier Lenin’s Palace of Culture. Great show! That being said, bring on the football, please.
Speaking of opening a door to a strang, strange place.
Watched Event Horizon last night, was expecting mid 90s cheese, got that along with a whole heaping helping of nightmare fuel.
Intense movie
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Aug 10, 2011 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We don't need eyes where we're going.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
The eyes have left the building....
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 10, 2011 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions
TOO FUCKING EARLY
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
excellent movie
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Not 100% sure
But I’m guessing you had an edit or delete button this morning.
/glad I missed out on that one.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions
and my inability to type today
But that should have read, ‘But I’m guessing you WISH you had…’
I’ve been deleting words lately for some reason.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions
i know this aint the forum for this
but FUCK YEAH BRAVES RELEASE SCOTT PROCTER.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 9:09 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
AND CALLED UP VIZCAINO
one scott down, another to go.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions
What's this I found?
Oh, it’s ARODYS FUCKING VIZCAINO.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 10, 2011 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions
lol
right click/ save as
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Looks like Big Red has become anorexic
Before Pic
by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on Aug 10, 2011 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
That picture was taken before
it started eating small children.
by more_cowbell on Aug 10, 2011 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Time to sue Sesame Street
Those are my patented moves.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions
NFF strikes again, but i see that its green....que?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions
/mdwm
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Strange the No Fun Filter would block baseball.
by Nick's Hat Band on Aug 10, 2011 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
Shouldn’t something be fun for the no fun filter to block it?
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
by gth863x on Aug 10, 2011 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
BOOOOO
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Aug 10, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DERP
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions
You, sirrah
are a got-dammed un-American Communiss.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 10, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
How'd the Cards do last night?
After a fourth 11-12 hour day this week I went home, drank whiskey and passed out.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 10, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
The Riot grounded out with the tying run on third in the bottom of the 10th.
Plz to apply tire iron liberally.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 10, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
He still getting paid under the table?
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 10, 2011 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
UGGLA UGGLA UGGLA
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 10, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
DAMN YOU DONT FUCK IT UP
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
New streak: 14 consecutive wildcard championships
by creasy bear on Aug 10, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
but what about CarLOL Beltran?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
exactly why i would have been pissed
had the braves given up a top prospect or two for a rental player that cant stay healthy.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't sleep on The Mole
Reference 2004 for what that guy can do when he gets hot.
(Of course, reference 2006 NLCS for more CarLOL)
Boston College likes the way you think.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 10, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Theriot has a job.
YOU CAN’T EXPLAIN THAT.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
What's funny is that I actually enjoyed watching him play.....
When I was rooting for the Cubs.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 10, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm rubber, you're glue
/sick burn
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey, I made the joke.
I’m the one who deserves your scorn. Me!
by Nick's Hat Band on Aug 10, 2011 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't know why it took them so long
but this is a good day
it’sbeautiful.jpg
"watermelons all around, manbabies, and that's an order." FEARLESS AUTHOR LEADER, THE
by thetennesseethumper on Aug 10, 2011 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions
But with all due respect sir
Why does it matter cause you already know you’re not getting past the NLDS
/NL East troll
/I swear to God if we lose to the Sawx I will murder everybody in the New England area
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 10, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Braves-Phillies in the NLCS, but that's where it ends.
They match up pretty well with PHI, but they’re just too good.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 10, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Right now it's looking line Braves/Brewers in the NLDS
Touch matchup for the Bravos.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 10, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
It all comes down to health at the end of the season
I think the Braves have had their opening day starting line up play together for something like 9 games this year. If it all comes together at the right time, I like the make up. Need Lowe and Jurrjens to snap out of it too.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 10, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
THIS
with the offense as it is right now, and then you add a healthy McCann back in the mix, frankly homer or not thats a scary lineup to pitch to. from here on out, its all hinged upon whether the pitching can get back to pre-ASB form
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Exactly
Only other concern is the health of O’VentBrel. They’ve thrown a lot of pitches this season. If their arms are worn down, we could be in trouble.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Moylan should be back pretty soon. Maybe he can eat some innings.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 10, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
this
also dont forget about Vizcaino being up, and always having gearrin and vavaro as options. i think the bullpen will be fine.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
NEVER LET VARVARO FACE JOHN BUCK AGAIN
EVER
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IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
plus once the rosters expand
theres no reason that Delgado wont be up along with Teheran who im sure would be happy taking a bullpen spot if needed
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
I swear our offense scares me in a bad way even with HP but MY GOD the pitching really is living up to the hype even without Lil Roy but still I JUST WISH RYAN WOULD ONLY SWING AT FASTBALLS
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 10, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Fair Enough
But I stand by my statement of obliterating all of NE if we meet the Sawx and lose
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 10, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Why must obliteration of NE depend on that?
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
by Old South on Aug 10, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ahhh
A rec for you sir for bringing up a very valid point
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 10, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
THE NUMBER OF BRAVES FANS ON THIS BLOG
IS TOO DAMN HIGH.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 10, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 16 recs
put your head down reds fan.
you are a reds fan
you do not have the answer to late inning hitters
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
DOH!
HAND down.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll probably do both.
/headdesk
//headdeskheaddesk
///SOMEONE PLEASE LEARN TO BE CLUTCH OH MY FUCKING JESUS, WE HAD THE ANSWER LAST YEAR
Isn't that basically the entire SEC?
Those that care about baseball anyway.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 10, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
there are certainly eight or ten Marlins fans.
somewhere.
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
This is understatedly funny.
The best kind of funny!
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 10, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Futurama rec...
Imma go home and watch that episode
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Aug 10, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd for truth
It’s enough that I’m outnumbered 1000 to 1 in real life.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Recs
On Recs on Recs
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 10, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
This will be my second year of officiating football...
and my first on the friday night HS varsity field. Saturday’s are pure football days as I typically work rec ball in the morning and then start the couch fest as soon as I come home.
I will say, though, it is a lot different watching games once you become an official. I find myself watching the zebras a lot more.
Good grief I'm sorry.
Of course, I can’t enjoy My Cousin Vinny anymore.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 10, 2011 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna steal his "deck-of-cards-build-a-house" motif.
See if anyone notices.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
How to be a perfect football official:
1. Watch everything this man does:
2. Don’t do any of those things.
by Spacewolf on Aug 10, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Universal music law:
Any song with a Heil Talk Box is automatically 3x better than the same song without.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
Peter Frampton
checks his bank account balance and nods approvingly.
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Aug 10, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Richie Sambora's just livin' on a prayer, man.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Burfict auto-rec
That’s it, Vontaze…work yourself up into a nice, soothing cup of RAEG!!!
/um, plz leave your teammates alone
Looking for retweets and no original thoughts whatsoever? Have I got the place for you: IndyDevil's Twitter
HEY PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL
YEW HURD BOUT DEM GAWGUH BOYS WIT DAT VAMPAHR BUS? I’MMA HANGUP ’EN LISSEN
They are so wrong.
Burfict should not be destroyed, he should be studied
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 10, 2011 9:25 AM EDT reply actions 10 recs
It even happens to have a vague A Mountain!
(I’ve seen it green after a crazy winter, but not that green…)
See, this is what photo editing was made for.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
How many snow shovels do you own?
/trollgaze in shorts in November
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Aug 10, 2011 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I would rather clean Stephen Garcia's bangbus than shovel snow.
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Aug 10, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Mansome. Would rec again.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
LOLuCOLDbro?
Some of us like it hot. heat index of 105 today. And I chose to wear pants and a long sleeve shirt today.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Remind me of this when December comes
And it’s 61F in Atlanta.
/troll parry
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 10, 2011 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Michigan?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Aug 10, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Didn't check herself
Now I rec’d herself
by creasy bear on Aug 10, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Big deal.
It’s 66 degrees here in the armpit of hell. 66 degrees, the sky is charcoal, and it’s been raining non-stop for 8 hours.
In other words, MY GOD IT’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY IN RECENT MEMORY
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Aug 10, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec for KC being armpit of hell.
Except for Power & Light.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 10, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
And the Plaza.
Where you can feel fancy and pay double Omaha prices.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 10, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that the place that had the horrible walkway accident?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 10, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
No, that was the Hyatt Regency at Crown Center.
Midway between P&L and the Plaza.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
At least P&L is FUN and only costs about 1.5x Omaha prices.
Fun fact: Royals tickets are officially cheaper than Storm Chasers.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 10, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Witness the power of New!
Compared to the power of Shitty for the Last Twenty Years!
by Albino Tornado on Aug 10, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Not like AAA tickets are expensive to start with.
It’s just that the despair at the K is palpable.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 10, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not in Kansas City.
I’m in a little shitburg an hour east of Tulsa.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Potentially worse.
And as I think about it, I think I knew that.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 10, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I was in KC until I was 23 (minus my years at KSU), and again for three more years later.
I found it quite pleasantly agreeable, although since most of the rest of my life since then has been in DFW, LA, Chicago, and NoVA, I’d probably be bored to tears there now.
Which would still be an improvement over this rancid inbred redneck-infested shithole; some days, if it weren’t for y’all I might just drink a gallon of Clorox.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Power and Light is awful
And if you’re drinking, the Plaza is WAAAAY Cheaper.
Top Heavy Beer Drinker
It hasn't even gotten as low as 75 overnight here
since fucking JUNE. Last time it got as cool as 61? May 17.
Fuck this heat wave.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I feel the need to post this somewhere
BALE IS BACK! We finally have Bale back for the Australia friendly tonight. Here’s hoping he doesn’t break again.
Oh, and Oscar Whiskey:
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
Photobucket fail
But I’m assuming you were posting this:
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 10, 2011 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Naw man, that still ain't workin'.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 10, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Still no. You really should keep refreshing.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Aug 10, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions
new twitter avatar.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm at jury duty.
Fun….
Jordan Jefferson for Heisman!
by Gregatron on Aug 10, 2011 9:46 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Just do what I do....
Tell ‘em your philosophy is if the cops brought ’em in, they’re guilty.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 10, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Pretend to be an inveterate racist
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 10, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Bullshit
Just tell them you’re an attorney specializing in tort litigation (if civil), or criminal defense. I’ve set landspeed records being dismissed for cause.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 10, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
work in insurance.
Shot of being an attorney, I’m about as untouchable as you can get.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 10, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
What? Gregatron is an LSU fan.
Or is that the famous Lawrence State University Tigers I keep hearing about?
Also, not serious post was not serious. I just figured it was my duty as a nonpartisan to undercut any potential shenanigans by butthurt dunderpates.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
VOTE FOR THE PLAINTIFF.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
NO VOTE FOR THE DEFENDANT
DO NOT BE SWAYED BY BLANX’S FEROCITY IT’S JUST RANCH WITHDRAWAL
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Come for the ranch
stay for the ferocity.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
also:
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I prefer to get my pork products from former NASCAR legends,
thank you very much.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
VOTE FOR THE MARMOT.
But that’s just well..like my opinion.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 10, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Ask, "When we get to the end, is it okay to give them more money than they ask for?"
by Nick's Hat Band on Aug 10, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
YES IT IS.
IN FACT, IT’S ENCOURAGED.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
/ALABAMA JURY AWARDS $THREEVE GRILLION
/REDUCED TO $6.37 ON APPEAL
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 10, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Make airplane noises with your water bottle.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 10, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
ask if your tendency to sleep during long speeches is an impairment?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 10, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Ha
A prominent complex litigation law firm in Atlanta routinely lets inadmissible evidence slide by without objection at trial. Their reasoning is that the jurors are at best not paying attention and at worst probably asleep, and if they make a scene by objecting, the jury will wake up and pay attention to what’s going on. By failing to object, they lose their right to challenge the evidence’s admissibility on appeal, but they believe the edge they gain by letting the jurors sleep through the plaintiffs’ case makes it worth the risk.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
That's not a completely crazy strategy.
Sometimes things get in that are inadmissible but don’t hurt that much, so the question becomes whether to raise a stink about it or let it slide. Plus juries generally don’t like an attorney who objects a lot and makes them sit in the courtroom longer than usual. Depends on how bad that evidence is going to hurt.
Agreed
It’s a balancing act.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
True
Hopefully all the admissibility of everything worth objecting to has been handled in pretrial conferences by motions in limine.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
But most appellate courts would say you still have to object during trial to preserve it for appeal
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Appellate judges haven't tried cases in forever.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
Assuming they have tried them at all
I may be wrong but isn’t Ginsburg the only SCOTUS justice with trial experience?
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Think so.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
True
But at least in KY, if the trial judge makes a ruling excluding evidence and you try to introduce it anyway, he’s going to bitchslap your ass in front of the jury.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Perhaps,
but then the jury has heard the thing, and is now thinking about it, and why it’s so important.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
You're placing too much faith on the judge paying attention.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Fuck Clemens' son.
Kody, Kyle, Kocksucker, whatever…
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 10, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I think if you have a motion in limine
And the judge sides against you then you can object there and the judge will preserve the appeal for the record. And the possibly objectionable stuff I let go in trial is stuff that wouldn’t cause the appellate court to reverse the case anyway.
You STRENUOUSLY object?
Well, then perhaps I should take some time to reconsider.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 10, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Your objection has been noted and overruled!
The witness is an expert and he will be allowed to testify!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 10, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Like a wise man once said...
…everyone steals and everyone murders. Keep this in mind as you perform your civic duty.
/teeeheeehee “duty” teeeheeheee
by Mango Stasi on Aug 10, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/eats baby ruth
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Tell them you think Psychology
is a make believe science for reasons that are way to spidery to be discussed here.
/actually happened
//at a competency hearing
Sheesh, more "assaults" from Vontaze Burfict....
When will the carnage stop?
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
The commentariat (or at least a poster herein) was referenced in an SI article about Toomer's Corner.
It was talking about the caller that questioned Updyke’s lawyer on why he would bring him on the air.
Though this may have already been brought up in previous threads last night. This is the first I’ve been able to check the site since yesterday afternoon.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 10, 2011 9:56 AM EDT reply actions
too obvious.
he likes to take songs that either no one has ever really heard, or songs that you have heard and apply them in really creepy ways. SEE: Stuck In The Middle With You
i still cant ever listen to that song the same way again
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
This is the wrong forum for this but...
Damn you older folks sure know how to fuckthe up a 401k.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Aug 10, 2011 10:00 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Not if, for example,
You moved your holdings to bonds in March 2008 and left them there until April 2009, at which time you rotated your holdings back into stocks.
/may have done exactly this
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 10, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I got killed in my 401k, but I had taken my Roth IRA out of mutual funds after Osama died
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 10, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Drums, drums fill the deep. We cannot get out.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 10, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YO DRUMS
I slept with the lights on clutching a ball bat for DAYS the first time I read the Moria bits.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Aug 10, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
I am absolutely enraged
that I missed the embarrassing sex stories thread and did not get to participate.
Damn!
Where can I find this thread?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 10, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
it's a solid 2/3 down
Just search posts by OldSouth. He was the genesis.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Objection counselor
Alcohol was the genesis of the stories. Of both their content and their telling.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Sustained.
Watch yourself, counselor.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 10, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
You can always start Round II
/turns and runs away
//fast
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
until it can be used in another thread ....
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 10, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I met Tammy at the Meridian Waffle House…
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 10, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
yikes
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Aug 10, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
And now we know what anti-Viagra looks like.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
Was the thread limited to our personal experiences?
Cause if we can expand to HS classmates, I have a doozy.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 10, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I submitted a HS buddy story
because I have no interesting stories of my own.
We have no songs worthy of great halls such as these.
by lhb98 on Aug 10, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I don't post at night (hi2u wife/kids)
but you don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender in that subthread.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 10, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Okay, here goes
2003, high school. A girl in my high school, Ashley H———- is dating someone who went on to play basketball at Notre Dame.
(at this point it should be obvious to those who have met me that I am not involved in this story. But moving on):
Her boyfriend was away in South Bend, and she really wanted to get with some other guy in school. But didn’t want to cheat on the bball player. So she decided that anal wasn’t really cheating, so he did her in the rear. He told his best friend about this, who promptly told many other people.
Fast forward three days to a big basketball game. Ashley H———— walks into the game which is already in progress, and members of the crowd start chanting “Backdoor H————-” she flushes with embarassment. One of my friends doesn’t know why the hell they’re chanting this, and asks one of his friends who is chanting to explain. So th
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 10, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
No, just her last name.
Which has been redacted for bare minimum of politeness.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 10, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Looks like Ashley found him before he could finish
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 10, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
post fail
or masterful trolling
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
D'oh! Continuing
So the friend who knows what happened tells the clueless guy the whole story. At the end of which, he realizes why the guy in the suit sitting in front of them looks so familiar. It’s Mr. H————. Ashley H————’s father.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 10, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Oof
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Aug 10, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I had to drunkenly climb out a window to escape a -1 who was very very interested in me and very very newly my subordinate.
Not my greatest evening.
Took home a girl a couple years ago from the bar on Cinco de Mayo
We get into my room, and we’re gettin hot and heavy, and all of a sudden she asks, “You aren’t Jewish, are you?” I’m thinking…wtf? “No, why?” “Because they are the enemy of my people. All right, we can do this.”
Turns out the chick was Syrian. I was thinking, this is weird, I’m about to bang a terrorist. I suddenly “didn’t feel well.” WHO SAYS THAT?!
by broski on Aug 10, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i laughed way too hard at this:
I’m about to bang a terrorist
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GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
a few years back, as i was about to make the mistake of
taking yet another V-card, this girl who is on birth control stops me literally at just-the-tip and says
“be careful, my family gets pregnant easily”
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How does that become a THING?
that happens often enough that you need to tell your progeny about it?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 10, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Translation:
“Many female members of my family may or may not have been sluts, or may or may not have been too stupid to remember to take their pill.”
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Aug 10, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not necessarily.
My wife was a silver bullet – conceived on the honeymoon. Her sister got knocked up as soon as she and her husband started trying.
I was never careless with birth control… until we chose to get careless with it. Nine months later I was a dad.
Some families are full of Fertile Myrtles.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 10, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Henry VIII is intrigued by this statement
and wishes to subscribe to your newsletter.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 10, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Not so much.
The first SEVEN grandchildren my in-laws had were all girls.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 10, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Or there's always the chance that you still get pregnant while on birth control
Like my wife and I
by creasy bear on Aug 10, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I mean, he covers himself with bubbles,
but she can just go under water.
Seriously Harry, she’s already seen you whip it out. deal with it.
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
"Myrtle, why aren't you in hell?" -Bill Corbett
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 10, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Two attempts (in a row) was all it took for us
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 10, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
no fucking clue.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Story in reverse!
It involves a friend of a friend, who looks as Irish as a young Teddy Kennedy (this will be important later). He meets a girl at a nice bar in D.C. They begin talking, he buys a round of drinks. They continue. Another round. They continue. Another round. After three rounds of expensive cocktails, he wants to head on out with her. She accepts, but then backtracks with the following:
“Just one thing: you’re Jewish, right? Because I won’t do anything with a guy unless he’s Jewish.”
Remember, our friend looks like Teddy Kennedy. There is 0% chance he is Jewish. Realizing he’s been swindled, he thinks fast:
“No, I’m not Jewish. But my grandfather did die in a concentration camp.”
“Oh no! I’m sorry! What was he? A slav, a liberal, a homosexual, a pacifist?”
“Oh, none of them. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.”
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 10, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
He is a very clever, very angry, Irishman
he is on my list of people not to cross.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 10, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
This all reminds me:
so far, who here has told a story they’ve picked up in the comments in a bar/with a group of friends to applause/accolades from fellow bar patrons?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 10, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Spring Break, 2004. Las Vegas
I’m at Treasure Island with the Heinous Ex. I’m underage.
We snag the last open table at some bar in the casino after the sexy pirate show. While she’s getting drinks, two middle aged guys from Albuquerque (we’ll call them Joe and Max) approach and ask if they can sit at my table. They offer a round of drinks in exchange.
So, they join us, regaling us with tales of their Vegas prowess, how their wives are losing money out in the casino etc. They also pick up our tab for the evening on the grounds that “They remember being poor college kids”. Joe also makes a casual offer to get us a comped room if we get too drunk to navigate back to our lodgings.
Fast forward a few hours and threeve tequila shots.
Max is telling the Heinous Ex about how close Joe and he are, how they share everything. At this point, Joe’s wife (who’d drifted in and out to get cash as the night went on) starts cackling and declares, “Yes! They share everything, they share jobs, money, sex, wives…”
Now, as the night proceeded, the offer of a comped room had morphed into a spare bedroom in a suite, then an extra bed in their room. At this point, Joe simply invited us back up to his room.
Sadly(?) the story ends there, because there was no way in hell I was following those people upstairs.
On the plus side, we got about $200 in free drinks from our friends from Albuquerque.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 10, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
So you didn't take the right turn @ Albuquerque?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Aug 10, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Pretty sure that's a left, as in sinister, turn.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 10, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for the Latin knowledge.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 10, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Did anyone see the blurb about Butch Davis and the schollie offer?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Yes. Several days ago.
When you were at Lillith Fair.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 10, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
♫ Come to mah windowwwwwwwwww... ♫
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 10, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Give him a break
he was building a mystery.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 10, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm glad you guys are helping.
I was wondering where all the cowboys had gone.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 10, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Coming from us Yankees
isn’t it ironic?
Dontcha think?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 10, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
sorry im late to the party
but i was having a weird ass dream where i was in the arms of an angel
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
/plays commercial with sick puppies
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Aug 10, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Got here as quick as I could.
I even took a Fast Car.
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Aug 10, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Glad you got here so soon.
Because I don’t wanna wait for our lives to be over.
by ElRocco337 on Aug 10, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Glad you guys are picking up the slack.
I’m so tired this morning, I feel like a Zombie.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 10, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
So, you had a bad day?
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I’m sorry, blanx, we were looking for 90s music only.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
/sad trombone
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
Well then I guess this is
The End of The Road
by creasy bear on Aug 10, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You just need to take a deep breath
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 10, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
whoa man
ill follow you down, but not that far
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
What's the difference?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 10, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
The only difference that I see
Is you are exactly the same as you used to be.
by ElRocco337 on Aug 10, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
sounds like you need
a jagged little pill
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Texas A&M thread is thataway.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 10, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Is it really exacerbated?
Or just…a little crushed?
by creasy bear on Aug 10, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
i know the feeling
cause once upon a midnight dreary, i awoke with something in my head
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
This is my favorite kind of
TROLLIN’ TROLLIN’ TROLLIN’
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
You die now.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
by blanx73 on Aug 10, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't make me angry, just
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK!
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't blame me...
… I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE YEAH THE NOOKIE SO YOU CAN TAKE THE COOKIE… AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS
by Mango Stasi on Aug 10, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
It's ok
JUST GOTTA HAVE FAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
/RECORD SCRATCHES
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
best U MAD face ever
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
that would make an awesome "u mad" macro with wes borland
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 10, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
ive been trying to find just that picture, but i cant.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
found one
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Im feeling like there is an unresolved issue here...
do you have to let it linger?
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 10, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not sure whether to comment
There’s just so many things…. I’m torn
by creasy bear on Aug 10, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Y'all need to stop.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 10, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Collaborate and listen?
...I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself...
by Boozy McHound on Aug 10, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
nonono
its ‘pull out a rake and lissen’
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
no they dont
reading this thread just makes me go mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I was running late because this morning
I had to make a trip to the doctor, and to the mountains.
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Aug 10, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHA
They BLASTED this song at PBS a few years back when the Bengals beat the Cowboys. The butthurt flowed. It was AWESOME.
I will be at Yankee stadium on Sunday.
Go anybodybutyankees!
ie go Rays!
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Whattsa matter with him?
Company have him pushing too many pencils?
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 10, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What you did there; I rec'd it
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 10, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd for everything in this picture
Starting with “THE DOWNTOWN HOWARD JOHNSON’S.”
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Aug 10, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
They don't want to be mistaken for that OTHER Howard Johnson's.
/fans self
//get vapors anyway
by Albino Tornado on Aug 10, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
The Rock Ridge Howard Johnson's are the most esteemed.
by Lucas Jackson on Aug 10, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Dr. Samuel Johnson is right about Olson Johnson's being right!
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Aug 10, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My next band
will be named “The Downtown Howard Johnson’s”. All yall can say you knew me before I became famous.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
Why not use....
Downtown Howard’s Johnson
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 10, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I think we should be glad this is not in color
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
by Anon_the_younger on Aug 10, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
It actually is in color.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
They even took a photo in the White House
by 49er16 on Aug 10, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Bravo, bravo.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
green, which neither team wears...
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 10, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
You see, until sometime in the 60s, the world was in black & white.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 10, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Calvin and Hobbes autorec.
They were color pictures of a black-and-white world, you see.
by Erik T on Aug 10, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
UP TOP!
Wasn’t sure if anyone would catch that one.
by T-Jax, Field General on Aug 10, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
that THA BAHR on the left
smokin a cig
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
IMMAHANGUPANLISSEN
by CoastalCowbell on Aug 10, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Made of awesome:
BC coach and former Penn State LB Frank Spaziani:
“[Paterno] must be getting soft. When I ran into him when I played, I got hurt."
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Aug 10, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So who else almost got asploded by mortars this morning?
Anyone? Anyone else? No? So just me…man, fuck you guys.
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
Well, you're commenting...
so obviously you didn’t get asploded yerseff!
Seriously, though, DUCK!
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
I said "almost" and by that I mean 400 meters distant
which is danger close. Yes, I flopped out of my bed like a fish out of water and no I’m not ashamed of it…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 10, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Positive thoughts your way.
Come back in one piece so I can carry an irrational hatred of you via your affiliation with another SEC school. And then offer you food and beer at my tailgate.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
nor should you be.
any number of use probably would have flopped out of bed while shitting ourselves
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
83 feet from my desk (hell yes, I measured) was the closest I got.
Thankfully the connex next to the building I worked in took the shrapnel. Otherwise it goes right through my wall where I’m sitting. It even shot holes through my favorite porta-potty that I used every day while at work.
Best part… idiots made the mistake of setting off a large scale mortar assault while we had Apaches coming back to base with full ordnance because of bad weather over their assigned patrol zone.
ATC: Be advised, the LSA is currently under Indirect Fire Attack, Point of Origin 38S MC ….
Apaches: Roger, we’ll check it out. [Goes to area, calls back to ATC]: Balad Tower, we see approximately 15 individuals and three vehicles at that location. Ummm, it looks like one of them is pointing a weapon at us…
We didn’t hear from that mortar team ever again.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 10, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
sheesh, I wish the apaches at my FOB would do something other than waste fuel
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 10, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, this was back in June 2007
So the ROE was probably a bit different at the time.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 10, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Glad you're safe, bro. I know the one time I ever came close (referenced right above) scared the shit out of me.
Keep your head down, your powder dry, and may your cigars (if you partake of them) always be at just the right humidity.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Aug 10, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
forgot you were out there
Keep your head down good sir
Positive thoughts
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Last week we had one within 30 yards of where I'm sitting.
Luckily it landed in a wadi and all the fragments went up instead of through the plywood walls of my building. We found a chunk of the rocket laying about 10 feet from the front door
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 10, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
and I'll stop bitching now
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 10, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Bro, you're not allowed to get asploded, damnit.
Be careful.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
glad your safe
health, luck, life, and beer your way sirrah
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Aug 10, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I had Taco Bell last night at midnight.
So you’re not the only one being subjected to asplosions.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 10, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
thanks you guys, always appreciate it
not trying to attention whore or anything just keeping you up to date.
After it was over, I checked in then went back to bed as I didn’t have to be up for another hour. Yeah, I slept for about 35 minutes and had one dream, which was about IDF. I woke up soon after that and didn’t feel like going back to sleep…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 10, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
depends on how long the company I'm working for needs me
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 10, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Dude, you gotta hang on at least until you get to Munich
Seriously.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~ P. J. O'Rourke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 10, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
35 days till I mil-air south, can't come soon enough...
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 10, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
That was last week and it was a 107.
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 10, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Football is nigh!
Good thing, too, ‘cuz you don’t win friends with tennis.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Aug 10, 2011 11:11 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You don't win friends with tennis! You don't win friends with tennis!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 10, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Intercontinental Internet Five, brah!
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
3 days til I'm on the Freedom Bird. New job training starts 1 September.
A heartfelt /salute to all those in or out of uniform who are over here hanging it out every day (including Aubies like Oscar Whiskey).
I’d also like to extend my condolences to the those hearty fellows in the mountains who have tried their damnedest to IDF me over the last 6 months. Please know that I will return in 100 days with -Achievement Unlocked: Call in Airstrike- on my skills list so please remain in the AOR until I get back.
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 10, 2011 12:33 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd and second'd
"Disco?" He shakes his head. "What a dark time for our country."
by Burrito Electrico on Aug 10, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you my good man
I will hope for nothing but clear skies for you on your trip out of the AO. Shoot true, warrior.
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Aug 10, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Best of everything to you amigo. Contractors are the ugly stepchildren of the military but what
you do is important. Stay cool if you can. As always, if you’re ever in Phoenix when I’m in town the cervezas are on me.
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Aug 10, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
457 comments, and not one of you has the decency to say "Fuck Wisconsin"?
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 10, 2011 2:08 PM EDT reply actions
My proudest moment:
A friend who was not in to college football(went to NYU, grew up in NYC, came to FSU for grad school) saw a girl in our program that we both hated, so he started singing “Fuck! Wisconsin, Fuck! Wisconsin” directly in tune with their fight song, because it was her undergrad.
He had learned the footbaw hates so well
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Aug 10, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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