SEC MEDIA DAYS: A PRINCE SHALL LEAD VANDERBILT COLLEGE
by Spencer Hall on Jul 22, 2011 12:05 PM EDT
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Ron Prince, former Kansas State head coach, held a protest SEC Media Days press conference at the Iron Horse Saloon on Friday in his capacity as the not-Vanderbilt Head Coach. Prince, who was not considered for the Vanderbilt job, answered questions asked by himself while sitting at a barstool and using a chicken drumstick as a mock microphone.
"What do you plan to bring to Vanderbilt football, Coach Prince?" asked Ron Prince of RonPrinceNews.com to Ron Prince.
His answer was calm and assured, and reminiscent of a coach ready to get back in the saddle after years pounding the pavement of the assistant's trail back to head coaching.
"I hope to bring real excitement to Vanderbilt. We can do some special things." He paused. "I would like some more ranch dressing, please."
Prince then ate the drumstick. No further questions were asked. He is not the head coach at Vanderbilt University. That is James Franklin, who is not Ron Prince the football coach or Ron Prince of RonPrinceNewz.net.
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He does seem like a Ranch dressing kind of guy
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 22, 2011 12:09 PM EDT reply actions
Naw, he's a Blue Cheese man if e'er I saw one.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jul 22, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
None of that French shit
For the Prince.
by Luke Zimmermann on Jul 22, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
/GERG applies toothpaste to chicken drumstick
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 22, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
[REDACTED] dunks it in coffee
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jul 22, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, man - some things go really good with coffee.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jul 22, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
USWNT Coach?
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
wha?
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Any chance to lambast the USMNT coach.
/USWNT is only one character away, dammit.
by vineyarddawg on Jul 22, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
ahh...nope. was referring to this:
I AM THE REAL JC001
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
ahh...nope. was referring to this:
I AM THE REAL JC001
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
what the...
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
You have crossed into...
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
by Specter177 on Jul 22, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NO! NONONONO! NO.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
It's American
/Everything I Know In Life I Learned From VH1 Movies
by Gator Cub on Jul 22, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this is never american. ever.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Pimple puss isn't American?
Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU. Craig James murdered five prostitutes while at SMU.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 22, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
im hoping you meant PUS
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
agreed
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
He can't be a blue Cheeser, after all, he appears to be younger than 97 years of age.
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 22, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course they do.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jul 22, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
RECD
Peace through Speeches
by My real name is Dick Whitman on Jul 22, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Sir, you need FACTS on this venerable forum.
And the FACT is that Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 22, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is not fact
It is only alleged that CRAG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. If CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU it was only because he was trying to get a head start on the NCAA by imposing the death penalty.
by Lucas Jackson on Jul 22, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
RonPrinceNews.Net:
“At least we’re not Bleacher Report.”
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 22, 2011 12:15 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Open source sports news? I don't see how anything could go wrong
We all know Wikipedia is a fairly reliable source for information that is not heavily debated and a shitty source for information which is debated to any degree. Any no one ever debates sports, right?
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Wikipedia's reliability is without question; after all, it does state that
Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 22, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pardon me, but I believe Jim Mashek of JimMashek.com has a question.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jul 22, 2011 12:16 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
HE JUST ASKED ANOTHER ONE.
This is where my BIGGEST TREX PICTURE WOULD GO, if our fucking wifi worked.
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by Holly Anderson on Jul 22, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
He's nothing if not consistent.
He’s also nothing.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jul 22, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Who was the guy that asked the last question of Spurrier?
He sounded like he had a mouthful of salsa and it started with “OOOMMMM”
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we pitch in.
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by blanx73 on Jul 22, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Close, but no cigar.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jul 22, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
No, no, that was our FORMER DC. Observe.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jul 22, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's PERFECT
To the tweetmobile!
by MechE Hokie on Jul 22, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seperated at birth?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
Distant cousin
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God bless.
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by Holly Anderson on Jul 22, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Purdue likes RP's commitment
…to ranch dressing as a drumstick dip of choice.
Your move, Danny Hope.
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others."
Ron Prince has too much facial hair.
If he trims down to the stately mustache, I’d say RONP4PURDUE
Will work for football.
Too much?
I feel like it’s more a question of facial hair in the wrong style. Too much on the chin, and not a bushy enough mustache.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 22, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
NEEDZ MOAR ICE CHIPS.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 22, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Vandy Fans
Don’t forget your power cufflinks. Bring them to every game. Go State.
by ben_in_dc on Jul 22, 2011 12:20 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
As long as we have our monocles, we'll be fine...
I just hope nobody surprises us so they fall in our drinks.
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by My real name is Dick Whitman on Jul 22, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You simply must stop being so horrified.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jul 22, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Wow, that's an obscure one
Well done
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 22, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
you're the man
We await silent Tristero's empire.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 22, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Done
Headline: “Elon Stuns Vandy, Prince Sits by Phone”
Think it can’t happen? Ray Lewis thinks otherwise, and we are not one to argue with a killer (not one of five prostitutes, but still.)
This post brought to you by “my brother-in-law is an Elon alum, and he really, really needs a reason to give a sh*t about his alma mater” fund.
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others."
by Jack Fact on Jul 22, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
RonPriceNewz.net
I assume “.com” was already taken?
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
"Net" gets the reduced rate at Go Daddy
Ron Prince is made of awesomeness, but not money.
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others."
".net" is some high-fallutin' shit...
I had RonP pegged as more of a “.biz” guy.
Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. -Tom T. Hall
by Uncle Earmuffs on Jul 22, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
A few more years of unemployment
…and Ron P is going to be a .xxx kind of guy.
/shudders
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others."
I thought he works with the Ravens now or something
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 22, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrong Baltimore team
He works for the Colts now. Though he hasn’t had much to do these past 4 months
Oh. Herp derp.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 22, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Admittedly, I'm not watching the video
but I know that Franklin just won’t live up to Robbie Caldwell last year. What could he possibly say that would be better?
Peace through Speeches
by My real name is Dick Whitman on Jul 22, 2011 12:48 PM EDT reply actions
Perhaps the only benefit of being cut to half-time
is going home for the weekend at noon on Friday. To the couch to catch up on le Tour!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I won't spoil it for you,
but I’m happy with the standings thus far. I’m also profoundly opposed to a certain Spanish elf version of Nick Saban, just so all the cards are on the table.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
which is russian for "reply fail"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coincidentally
also Swahili for “derp”
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Curioufer and curioufer"
by Cranked_Irish on Jul 22, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also
Algonquin for “the good land.”
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jul 22, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
- - - - - -
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 22, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
i was waiting for that.
a rec, good sir.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Como se dice "surrender monkey?"
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Like this...
The voices in my head sound just like Hope Solo. No wonder I do all these crazy things
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 22, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I wish I could go back
and read all the shit we wrote on Vanderbilt’s facebook wall the night they announced Franklin’s hiring. That was got damn magical.
Greyshirted No More
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
whaa? a name change?
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Where have you been?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
Not with Craig James murdering 5 hookers while at SMU.
Greyshirted No More
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
getting my ass kicked at work
by a woman who is the equal of the receptionist from Office Space. shes dropped off stacks of work about 4 times already, each time acknowledging she knows i already have a lot to do. BRING IT THE FUCK SOMEWHERE ELSE
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
ITS A FUCKIN TEAM ENVIRONMENT
AND NO YOUR JOKES ARENT FUNNY. GTFO.JPG
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Were gonna need you to come in on Saturday.
oh and Sunday too. We need to play “catchup”.
by Lucas Jackson on Jul 22, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
im legit thinking about giving blood at the drive theyre having downstairs
just to get the fuck out of her vicinity for a while.
also, free drink, cookie, and t-shirt.
I AM THE REAL JC001
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You know
If you were Craig James you would give HER blood.
by Lucas Jackson on Jul 22, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think he means the blood of the receptionist to the blood bank.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Also, Craig James allegedly murdered 5 hookers while at SMU.
wut?
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Pardon me.
I presumed she was a hooker.
by Lucas Jackson on Jul 22, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
bit of a stretch
but ill allow it.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I can see now that I had it backwards
Seems like she gets paid and YOU get fucked.
by Lucas Jackson on Jul 22, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the "Mondays."
On Friday.
/wink
by vineyarddawg on Jul 22, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS IS EXACTLY MY PROBLEM
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 22, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking!
JUST a mo-MENT!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 22, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Laaaa, la, bamba!
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by emc503 on Jul 22, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
this, so much this
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 22, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel like
I’m required to have something legit to add to this post but I’m a case n a half drunj already so…
#RonP4TheCarnalKnowledgeofClemson?
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
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