THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/13/11
by Luke Zimmermann on Jul 13, 2011 12:31 PM EDT
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PrintHOLY S#@T YOU GUYS. THE TOM BISSELL DIET IS *PERFECT* FOR RELEASE DAYS Eightball hasn't slept in going on 52 hours, and odds are some of you haven't either. NCAA Football '12 is in the wild and you too can finally enjoy iterated changes while trolling people online by playing as Terrelle Pryor on Ohio State and Russell Wilson on NC State. Our review? 4 words: custom conferences and playbooks. It doesn't even matter how little the rest is changed (though tackling animation and physics appears upon first experience much improved). Further, the addition of coordinators and head coaches guarantees Ron Prince the second wind reality reality has yet to afford him. #RONP4SJSUOC. Did we mention the game's painstaking attention to detail? Longtime EDSBS stalwart Ragin Cajun Rebel sure did:
ATTN CRIMINALS: PLZ DO NOT TACKLE HIM LOW. SINCERELY, MGMT Former Oregon signal caller and injury All-American Nate Costa has put his football days behind him and instead pursued the noble profession of law enforcement. Kudos to Costa for enduring the physical hardships of life as a Division I athlete but further for dedicating himself to a career so few of us would undertake. Kudos as well to the Molly Blancett of local KVAL News for unearthing the Canzano'iest of gem quotes:
Costa added he's also aware that his work could involve some of his former teammates.
/bows
GTFO Either Dad was universally loathed and detested by everyone thought near and dear to him, or he's in some sort of Buddhist bardos rediscovering his love of Ohio State football all over again meeting Paul Brown and Woody Hayes and jarring memories for the three of them as to what once was. Your move SEC:
(H/T: Eleven Warriors)
BRYCE SHERMAN: TTYL. LMAO. SMH. Sakerlina wide receiver Bryce Sherman took to the twitter-waves to make his departure from the Gamecocks official on Tuesday. This may have marked the first recorded case of a player live tweeting his ouster by way of scholarship not being renewed, though we'd like to remind coaches everywhere: EDSBS will do your social media dirty work. We will better your players' departure emoticons, while at the same time improving others' table manners.
MCADOO COURT CASE COPIED TO ANOTHER DAY Embattled North Carolina defensive end Michael McAdoo's day in court will have to come on another day, today in fact. When he showed up originally to plead his case, his legal team found that the judge had put a note on the door reading "I have already had several individuals from both sides of the bench email me today and ask to reschedule today's hearing because they are too sick to attend. Due to the high number of legal types that are feigning illness to play NCAA Football 12, we will delay the hearing yet again."
"AND BILL HENRICKSON'S DEATH WAS AN INCOMPETENT, COP OUT LITERARY DEVICE" At a press conference outlining BYUtv's (and their sweet, sweet Idaho State-BYU game they'll be airing) newly enhanced sports coverage, BYU head coach Bronco Mendenhall broached the subject of compensating college athletes with "A scholarship is enough. I'm not for paying them." He then added "I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK" 200 times and danced off like trolldad.
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Im New to these interweb blogs
So can anyone tell me how I can get Off Tackle Empire to tweet to my phone the way EDSBS does? This move to the B1G has screwed up who I have to pay attention to.
God answers knee mail.
Ask Biiggy84.
He should be able to help.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
You're a longway from Starbucks, rookie.
But in all seriousness, you ordinarily would want to follow them on twitter, though they don’t appear to have a site twitter account. I also don’t believe either Graham or Jonathan (the two head honchos) are active on twitter either.
by Luke Zimmermann on Jul 13, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh and welcome!
Glad to have you in the community. May not be a bad idea to head over to OTE and hit those guys up. If nothing else, you might be able to follow their RSS feed on your phone.
by Luke Zimmermann on Jul 13, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS
SO I GOT SOME NEW FUR CONDITIONER IT MAKES MY COAT LAY NICE AND SLICK AND FLAT AND POLISHED THE WAY THE LADIES LIKE IT MAN THAT’S WHAT I TOLD MA BUT I BE HONEST WITH YA I HAD TO SELL IT TO PAY JOHNNY MAN THAT MOTHERFUCKER WILL NOT KEEP A TAB OPEN YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SO ANYWAY IF YOU SEE ANY OF MY FUR WALKING AROUND MAN GIVE IT A GOOD PAT ON THE BACK I MISS IT AND HEY MAYBE SOMETHING FUN WILL SHAKE ITS WAY OUT SO YEAH THAT’S WHY I GOTTA WEAR A JERSEY NOW I’M FUCKING NAKED UNDERNEATH MAN IT’S LIKE A BARREL IT’S NO FUN MAN JOHNNY’S GOT SOME GOOD SHIT BUT YOU GOTTA STAY ON TOP OF THE BILLS OR HE’LL MAKE YOU PAY MAN HE SAYS MY KNEE IS NEXT
This may have been discussed in yesterday's Ulysses length comments section, but does anybody wanna take a stab at this
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 13, 2011 12:44 PM EDT reply actions
According to the beloved Rick Muscles it's gonna' be sooner than that.
Like next week soon
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Interesting
any guesses on who it’s gonna be?
Over at Red Cup Rebellion (Ole Miss site) they are speculating LSU. Seems like a decent chance to me.
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 13, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
werent they involved with willie lyles also?
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but not as much $$$ as Oregon.
At least as reported thus far.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jul 13, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Paid in taffy?
Really gourmet taffy?
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
Only the finest salt-water taffy...
Flown in daily from Atlantic City, New Jersey.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I was homeported in VA Beach and have visited Myrtle many times....
My assessment still stands in favor of Atlantic City.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Those are some subtle tastebuds
I like taffy, but I couldn’t tell good taffy from lesser taffy if there was money riding on it.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
Les Miles begs to differ
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 13, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I guaran-fucking-tee you Phil Knight is behind this
we never should have got involved with those guys. Bad karma. Phil’s trying to steal back the advantage for Sept.3rd. Next they’ll say the radar gun for Cliff Harris wasn’t properly calibrated.
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Jul 13, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or Al.com-grade paranoia
by Erik T on Jul 13, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
needs more belligerence
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jul 13, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but the relatively understated nature is its beauty.
I for one hope it’s all too sincere.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Everyone loses games.
Few have the capital to buy off those who can change them.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jul 13, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Pure speculation here
But Chip Kelly said he got the feeling Lache Seastrunk’s mom was looking for a handout. Given Lache’s sad relationship with his less-than-ideal mother and going around her threats to not sign his LOI if he didn’t go to LSU, I wouldn’t be surprised if LSU promised mom something if they received her son’s LOI.
I hope not as I actually like LSU, but this coupled with TAMU’s old coach’s story about having to pay $80k to match LSU’s offer can’t be the best of things regarding the Bayou Bengals. I got a bad feeling this Lyles thing could start a firestorm across college football.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Jul 13, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
EVEN MORE SHOCKING REVELATIONS!
SOMEHOW, THE CHARLES MANAGED TO HAVE LYLES PAY HIM FOR RECRUITS.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Chip Kelly did not say Lache’s mother was looking for a handout.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 13, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
According to one of the Oregon beat-writers (maybe Conzano, not sure)
he did.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Clownzao is not on the Oregon beat
He’s a “columnist” that constantly invents “facts” to create controversy where there is none.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 13, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Then he has a future with ESPN
Joe Schad, watch your ass
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Jul 13, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Or worse, rather
A colunmist with a radio show.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 13, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Someone may have suggested profit as a motive for Lache’s mom, but it wasn’t Chip Kelly. She wasn’t even allowed to accompany Lache on his official visit.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 13, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
None of the 4 SEC West teams would surprise me.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
/quitely shitting his own pants
hoping its not us.
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
BUT PAWWWWWLLLLL
ITS ALL JUST A CONSPIRACEE PLANTED BY THEM BARNERS
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
THEN THEY HIRED THAT UPDYKE GUY TO POISON THE TREES
TO DIVERT ATTENTION FROM THEM. ITS THE DIRTY BARNERS PAWL!
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish you were kidding and I that I hadn't seen something scarily close to that on AL.com
by PalmettoTiger on Jul 13, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you... voluntarily go to AL.com?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 13, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Perspective, I haz it.
It reminds me that no matter how screwball I think South Carolina may be on occasion, it could always be worse.
by PalmettoTiger on Jul 13, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, ACS missed his NDNation cue.
WILL SOMEONE GO PULL ACS AWAY FROM THE FIREPIT – WE NEED AN NDNATION LINK UP IN THIS BITCH!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I'm so sick of this (as well as paranoid)
that I’ve lost the ability to glean any amount of schadenfreude when other people get caught.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
The schadenfreude never ends for some schools.
JoePa just found out about Skype, so I’m guessing he’s incapable of committing any kind of violation. It feels so good to be safe.
/PSU’d
by Big Grizz on Jul 13, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Les Miles recruits
using Chatroullete.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Usually a safe assumption.
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
by cowcollege on Jul 13, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
I think for the first time in a decade
no we aren’t.
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
They missed having NCAA probation officers around.
by ElRocco337 on Jul 13, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Radio show host in Atlanta said that the Yahoo “10” story that was coming was about an SEC West team that wasnt Ole Miss or Arky. Wetzel was on Finebaum on June 28th and said that they were NOT working on anything about Alabama, FWIW. That leaves LSU, MSU, and Auburn. The rest was a bunch of discussion.
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jul 13, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Slive: "Mississippi State went 9-4?! They're obvisouly cheating somewhere."
/BANHAMMER
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 13, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
you don't think they found out that we payed Tyson Lee?
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jul 13, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
how else would MSState get a potential Heisman candidate like Relf?
/werouighrei;hguiohgouirhgo;iuerwhg;oa
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 13, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i’ll be in a fetal position over here in the corner
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jul 13, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
if this happens to be about Cam,
that is exactly what happened.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 13, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No BCS+MWC/ND team would surprise me at any time for any allegation.
by Erik T on Jul 13, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sweet heavens.
If we’ve been cheating, I hope we kept the receipts.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 13 recs
True dat
Although I may eliminate Wake Forest and Air Force from that list
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 13, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
[ChrisFarleyShow] Remember a couple years ago when Wake Forest had the top ranked basketball team?
Yeah, that was awesome [/ChrisFarleyShow]
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
by wahoocrew on Jul 13, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
GT
One major football violation in school history, which the NCAA acknowledged was incompetence on the part of the compliance director and had nothing to do with the actual coaching staff.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
I hate to be that guy, but...
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jul 14, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope you saved your receipts
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
Better not, or I want my money back and competent cheaters installed...
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jul 13, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Derr investigatin' errbody up in here
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jul 13, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, and that was for the most blatant of screwing around
The NCAA has proven to us as fans that even the flimsiest premise will get your team the absolution it so badly needs.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I was thinking MSU first, but you're right
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
On the other hand, I wouldn't have been worried about Ole Miss cheating
Even if they hadn’t clarified that they weren’t the subject of the article. If Ole Miss is cheating, they need to fire whoever is doing it so poorly.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
#NUTT4COMPLIANCE
Nothing would make enough sense to even investigate
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
This is also why it can't be LSU
Miles would just call upon one of the Great Old Ones to devour the soul of the investigators…wait…
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 13, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
COMPLIANCE BLOTARKUS LYLES JADAVEON GIGGITAH
by broski on Jul 13, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
INVESTIGATARKUS GREEN-ELLIS SANCTIONALITY DENIABILITUS!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
GIGGISNEADY INTERCEPTITTY CABDRIVUS
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
by Old South on Jul 13, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec
for working andy kennedy in there.
/International Incident
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 14, 2011 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions
What you mad, Chizik?
Is the investigation over?
It’s over when we say its over, fuckface!
But this uncertainty is killing our recruiting!
Fuck a stump, stump fucker!
What the fuck you camel jockeys!
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jul 14, 2011 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That would be a kick in the ass
Cheating and going 4-8? That’s just sloppy.
by ElRocco337 on Jul 13, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
One of the most incompetent years in program history in the Big Three sports.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
During the Orgeron Era
Baseball was at least “lose on yet another stupid Mike Bianco bunting decision in the 9th inning of the final game of the Super Regional” good.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Also, EVEN TENNIS SUCKED THIS YEAR!
WTF?! Tennis is the Rebels’ perennial power team.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Pfeh.
You realize K-State spent a ridiculous amount of the 70s and 80s on probation? And keep in mind, K-State had been utterly and certifiably incompetent until 1991.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Jul 13, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
SHOCKING REVELATIONS:
AUBURN TOTALLY ABOVE BOARD, COMMITTED TO PLAYERS’ EDUCATION.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions 21 recs
Um, that's gonna last for longer than four hours, isn't it?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 13, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Physicians newspapers have been alerted.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It must be posted
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
by Dogrel on Jul 13, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
My not-so-random guess is, umm
Auburn, the one everyone has been calling cheating bastards for like 9 months now? Is that so far-fetched?
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
by Old South on Jul 13, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
That makes sense
and that’s honestly who I hope gets nailed, but it just seems like this one is “new” and is going to be different than what we’ve been hearing all along.
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 13, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
That's my guess too
Heck, I’m pretty sure that investigating Auburn lead to the NCAA finding Lyles
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 13, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lyles was a result of public spending disclosures made by the University of Oregon, and reporting
The NCAA opened its invesitagtion AFTER all that hit, and is completely unrelated to the Auburn mess
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jul 13, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
According to Oregon Fans and Lyles
Mack Brown is behind it all. He’s pissed at everyone since he went 5-7 and is snitching on errbody. Mack Brown doesn’t lose 7 games while UO goes to the Natty. Oh hell naw. It’s on bitches!
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Jul 13, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Want to pay players? Bring it on.
You think Texas is going to get outbid if we want to go that route?
We can't pay players
we have to pay their handlers. Then the players get their cut, like when you pay a pimp for the lady. At least I think that’s how it works. Can a fan of a school who does this verify?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Jul 13, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you're not cheating and your record is 5-7, including a loss to UCLA at home
Maybe you should consider starting.
by DuckUntilDeath on Jul 13, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If we need a solid primer on the topic,
perhaps we’ll call Chip.
There is an American party going on, all 'round the terraces!
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 13, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Plz send $25,000 c/o Chip Kelly don't ask just do it
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Or get an offensive coordinator
who is aware that sideways yards don’t count toward the 10 you need for a first down.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
NO GUYS LISTEN I'M TELLING YOU THEY JUST HAVE THE DIVISIONS MIXED UP.
IT’S VANDERBILT THEY’VE BEEN PAYING THEIR PLAYERS IN TREASURY GOLD CERTIFICATES FOR YEARS.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It is Vandy.........
……………but you’ve got the payment type wrong.
They’ve been paying players with something called “degrees”…………..rumor has it that ex-players got these “degrees” and went on to “earn” upwards of tens of thousands of dollars over the ensuing years
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Jul 13, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Mark Emert likes your ideas and would enjoy subscribing to your newsletter
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
No wonder Vanderbilt hasn't been good in the last 40 years.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jul 13, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
HARRUMPH I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE WERE REALLY SOMETHING BEFORE THE POORS GOT RADIO
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jul 13, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Jul 13, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The color is close, at least.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jul 13, 2011 4:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
My guess would be Auburn.
The whole thing with Lyles and LSU is already out there. I say Auburn because the whole investigation thing with the FBI that made the Cam Newton thing come to life has yet to be resolved. I remember hearing rumors that Auburn would be punished as a school as in loss of accredited status and SEC membership. That was a fun read.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jul 13, 2011 3:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
TigerDroppings FTW
If you’ve got threeve hours to kill and hate sanity
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Loss of SEC membership? trolololololol
Loss of accreditation? Someone doesn’t understand how universities work.
/not suggesting you think either of these things
Auburn was threatened with accreditation loss
for their board of trustees going too far in meddling in day to day affairs. This was about 5-7 years ago.
Father. Husband. Lawyer. Nerd.
by Richard Pittman on Jul 13, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Unrelated to accreditation, but
When my mother was at Auburn, Phi Beta Kappa refused to install a chapter on campus because the felt the school did not value academics enough. Their evidence? Library closing on Saturdays for football games.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
by Old South on Jul 13, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
That’s mostly because people kept stealing the orange and blue crayons.
(alt. S. Spurrier joke v. 2.3)
by DavidInOpelika on Jul 13, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Is this where I put the "You people are blocking the library" gif?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
your mother goes to Auburn
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 13, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Very serious
Bobby Lowder has a lot to answer for both in terms of Auburn University and Alabama state government…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jul 13, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The FBI investigation that made the Cam Newton thing come to life?
Whaaa? Mississippi State’s working for the FBI now?
by PalmettoTiger on Jul 13, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
That was laughable on many fronts.
1) Paying Players is not a crime.
2) Paying players is not a federal crime.
3) FBI doesn’t investigate things that aren’t a federal crime.
4) When the FBI uncovers information that are not illegal and are not within the scope of the investigation the information is to be destroyed.
5) PAAWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Except the FBI didn't tell OSU
That lawyer fellah done done it.
by PalmettoTiger on Jul 13, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
OBJECTION
hearsay!
/See? That’s lawyer talk!
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 13, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Now I may be just be a simple country Hyper-Chicken,
but I know when we’re finger licked.
by AubEng on Jul 13, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
the guy who told OSU
about the contents of the FBI’s investigation broke the law and will probably be disbarred.
Didn't Break Law
I don’t think he broke the law, but rather violated his ethical duties to his client.
So he won’t be in jail, but he won’t have a job.
by SanDiegoDevil on Jul 14, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Taking payments under the table
is a crime. The IRS frowns on this.
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
IRS =/= FBI
Also, all financial records were released to the NCAA and SEC.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh I am not saying it happened
but there are laws broken when it does happen.
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
He wouldn't have to pay taxes on it until this year
As the supposed payments would have taken place in 2010.
by PalmettoTiger on Jul 13, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
The money laundering part of that conspiracy
Actually would be a huge FBI concern.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jul 13, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FBI would be interested in extortion
I.E. Tapes…
But the tapes would concern MSU booster extorting money from MSU – so that would be a legit FBI case.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll explain what I read.
http://m.cbsnews.com/blogsstorysynopsis.rbml?feed_id=71&catid=20022371&videofeed=null
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2285976
Auburn was being investigated by the Feds because the big shot booster was head of a major bank in Alabama that took TARP funds. The booster apparently used these funds to donate to Auburn athletics. Thats FBI stumbled upon the alleged payment to Cam Newton or his dad to play for Auburn.
SASH has already looked into whether or not to take away Auburns accreditation previously for the other scandals they’ve had so its not such a far fetched idea. They lose accreditation, then they can’t be in the SEC.
That said, I did say rumor.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jul 13, 2011 4:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, but if they HAD taken TARP money
they totally would have directly and traceably deposited it into Auburn’s coffers rather than use the billions of dollars available to them through dozens of other sources. I mean, if you don’t use TARP money, there’s no one auditing and no federal crime. What’s the fun in that?
by Ardbeg on Jul 13, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he and colonial were investigated by the fbi. that is truth.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jul 13, 2011 4:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, sorta.
Taylor Bean scammed them and an executive at Colonial was complicit, but not Lowder.
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-fraud-sentence-20110625,0,1075014.story
Still, I’ll admit, not much of a Lowder fan.
And the Prez of TBW just got sentenced last week, I think it was
There is an American party going on, all 'round the terraces!
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 13, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
DOJ Still Hasn't Decided Whether to Indict Lowder or Not
As he is the one who signed the fraudulent financial statements.
Well there you go. Case closed.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jul 13, 2011 4:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Try again
They took $550mm
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 13, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Had to go back and double check
they applied for $550mm, and in the application process was when some fraudulent behaviors were uncovered.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 13, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
"then they can't be in the SEC"
Hell, if they lose accreditation, they can’t be in the NCAA.
Or the NAIA. Or the USCAA. Or the NJCAA. They won’t have an athletics program, period.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I'm going to go with, "Not that great."
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jul 13, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There are sevearl sorts of accreditation
Not all of which I am sure are worthy of the name.
by Erik T on Jul 13, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NCAA and NAIA both require
that you be accredited by the main regional accreditation body for your region. No cred, no membership.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
And since I know we're all smart people who recognize these, I'll throw the list out for kicks:
Middle States CoHE
CoIoHE (New England)
North Central Association
Northwest CCU
Southern ACS
Western ACS
New York State Board of Regents.
You have to be accredited by one of these bodies.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Jul 13, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's the only state board
which is on the DoE list of acceptable cred bodies, yup.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I forgot a small exception.
There are a few schools which are almost exclusively focused in a certain field which are accredited by one of the field-specific accreditation bodies. Johnson & Wales, Embry-Riddle Aeronautical, that sort of school. Those get in too, so either they’ve applied for and received exceptions or they’re also accredited by one of the big six. (Haven’t looked up their cred status to check yet.)
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Jul 13, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LSU fans quoting tigerdroppings
Sorta makes me think of this
by chizwhiz on Jul 13, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't make this post without search other sources.
I’m still in the fence but I would be a huge story and I want to know what came about the investigation. All I know and what been reported is the FBI was investaging this bank and its ties to other institution, one if which is Auburn. But, when a big booster and Auburn board member runs the bank being investigated by the fbi, my ears perk up.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jul 13, 2011 4:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
With ESPN still trying to (unsucessfully) dig up something in Columbus, Yahoo! scoops them again!
Since the wwl is in bed with the SEC, this will barely make the ticker. They will stay focused like a laser on trying to discredit the Big 10, which has a contract expiring soon and is likely to go with FOX or NBC, and make their investment in the SEC pay off.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Jul 13, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wow. That was an awful lot of words when one would have done.
HATERZ.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 13, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
...
PAUL?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Where do the commies come in?
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not saying you're wrong
but seeing this response from a Bammer makes me laugh
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jul 13, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Say whaaaaa--?!
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jul 13, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 43 recs
A+
wow
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
insta-green
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
I CAN'T STOP WATCHING.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
How I wish I had an alligator and a boom to ride around everywhere with me
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
...?
They will stay focused like a laser on trying to discredit the Big 10, which has a contract expiring soon and is likely to go with FOX or NBC,
but, what about the Big Ten Network?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 13, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Half-owned by Fox, I believe...
but same as you won’t see the SEC drop the CBS contract, you won’t see the Big Ten go off of network TV
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
well
Ohio State won’t be on network tv for a while.
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
They won't get a TV ban...
and people are still going to tune in, if just to watch OSU bomb out.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jul 13, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this
yes, this.
/have to admit it
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 13, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they might
but to your second point, will I be watching, ofcourse.
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The TV ban will be the last step before a full on death penalty, IMO.
Because the NCAA won’t want to punish their opponents. If USC didn’t get it, with breaking 31 NCAA rules and being defiant right until the end, OSU won’t get it for 5 broken rules and at least an attempt at self-flagellation.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jul 13, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i can't see them getting a TV ban
but maybe a limit of tv games. maybe only 8, or something along that line
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 13, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Ban games on the B1G Ten Network
That’ll sting.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
RO*TEL's lawyers will be contacting you shortly.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe they could televise the game but CGI all the Ohio State players off the screen
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
OSU against a team supposedly from northern Indiana
The most pastoral football game ever televised.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jul 13, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Will
never happen again. You’re kidding yourself if you think otherwise.
by Onestatewest on Jul 13, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno, they said they were considering it for USC.
I do think it won’t happen unless it’s a local blackout only (and probably not even then), for the reasons others have articulated.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Another disappointed hater.
I am betting we won’t get anything further than what was announced.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Jul 13, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I have nothing against tOSU
but I do think you are being very optomistic.
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
My personal fear
is that the NCAA doesn’t increase the penalties, then a few months to a year later something happens where they order us to bend over with repeat violator status.
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 13, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If it pertains to the same
situation, they reopen the original case, see Michigan Fab5 case. Was reopened not tacked on to separately.
by Onestatewest on Jul 13, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you look at the truth, not the shit that ESPN falsely reported
it still is kids selling their shit for tatts and the coverup. Sorry to disappoint.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Jul 13, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ESPN also lied about the loch ness, that shit is real bro
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
The coverup is what is bad.
Not the cash-for-tats.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
have you SEEN the tats?
they’re pretty bad, bro
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
If that's the case, Bama is in for another hammering.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
why does Bama's QB look like a chubby
Michigan era Tom Brady? Especially considering the rest of the team is terrifying physically.
Anybody?
by AhliBobwa on Jul 13, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Indeed.
Chiseled from the rock of mount Olympus.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 13, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Jared Lorenzen do something different with his hair?
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jul 13, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
what is he measuring with that?
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
by Mr. Sanchez on Jul 13, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the inverese proportion of dangle angle
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Jul 14, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the other qb really looks chubby.
Not sure the best term to describe AJ.
I have some concerns. I can see us giving away a couple of games this year.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 13, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
That girls lack of face always creeps me out.
Couldn’t they have just pixilated it?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Okay, now this is starting to read distinctly like an SKLM thread.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jul 13, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
NEEDZ MOAR ELLIPSES.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Ellipses? I haz them.....
and…. will share…. with anyone!
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Needs......more......babes
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jul 13, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can do babes too.... SFW babes....
Even semi-topical….
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
We can always count on you for topical SFW babes
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Im supposed to apply them topically?
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jul 13, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whenever possible
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jul 13, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Caution! Over application may result...
in rug burns, strained joints, and low testosterone.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Suitable applications other than topically?
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jul 13, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
take three, then sleep it off, then three more
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
preferably.
do not operate any heavy machinery
motor skills may become impaired after first dose.
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YES.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 13, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
a HUGELY underrated skill
in my humble guy opinion
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna need to see some facts.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 13, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
meaning?
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
We are all...
some cunning linguists around here.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like the fact
that “Cunning Lynguists” is the name of a rap group.
by broski on Jul 13, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i simply meant that in my experience
most men are unwilling/completely inept at this skill. i found that at the mere mention that i loved it, my chances skyrocketed over the normal guy
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would say 99 out of 100 times you are right.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 13, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
truth bomb right here
huge thing to have in your court
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 13, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
this
many a lady fell prey
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer orally, then topically.
And sometimes a post-topical oral application is adminstred.
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jul 13, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
hah no shit
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
You expected me to miss THIS?
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 13, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha... gues all you haters just dont get it... tress the vest does it again
its alrite though when the bucks go undefeated next season… a return to glory… rose bowl hell no title game in his sights… you heard it here first!
/4 months later…
//crickets
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jul 13, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Ah yes.
The unique writing style of a dying jRPG villain.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
MOAR STILTED DIALOGUE
“When angels… are forced from heaven… they must become daemons… isn’t that right… [INSERT CHEESEDICK PROTAGONIST’S NAME].”
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jul 13, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Can you back that up with any Facts? Seems like opinion to me. Opinion is useless without Facts.
by Erik T on Jul 13, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And those Facts you sourced better be Proven beyond a Reasonable Doubt
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
And even if they are
DUE PROCESS is still required.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DUE PROCESS
What is required? Well, some process. Which is?
notice
.
.
.
.
.
.
and a hearing.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
/twitch
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
How well I remember it.
Er, um, FOURTEENTH AMENDMENT, ehhhhhhh, NOTICE… HEARING… UNBIASED DECISIONMAKER…
…
/envies the dead
//looks longingly at medicine cabinet and the sweet release contained therein
///sighs
////back to essays
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jul 13, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Unless I'm the one stating an opinion
In which case it’s just an opinion and why are you being such an asshole I have the right to think what I want!
You probably didn't even go to the school you root for.
Did I? That’s hardly important to the matter at hand.
Will work for football.
by purwho on Jul 13, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
facts?
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Jul 13, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
should that read, facts is meaningless?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 13, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
The coverup is what gets you LOIC and the schollie-hammer.
Speaking from experience…
It was too much money
NCAA fucking hates cover-ups dude.
However, it’s the collective egg on the face of buckeye fans that have preached their good name for the last decade. That why this is a huge story. It’s a shitshow
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jul 13, 2011 3:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
And the Clarett, Katzenmoyer, etc didn't leave egg already?
the 0.0 gpa,, etc?
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
OSU's negligence was a bigger crime than USC.
They’ll get the hammer.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jul 13, 2011 3:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
being as impartial as possible here
but the institution of USC had no knowledge of what was going on, it was the actions of one player and an agent. OSU’s infractions were on the part of a player AND the Coach, who is an agent for the University, ie the University had knowledge of their ineligibility but allowed those players to play. Then the cover up
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 13, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
no it wasn't
at least not at USC. the reason they got whacked so hard is because the RB coach was caught on tape talking about Bush and his agent moving 300k to help his parents move to socal.
by broski on Jul 13, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ha. whoops.
I’ll stand corrected.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 13, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait what?
I thought all we knew was that a) a call took place and b) some grainy photo proved friendship/association.
That's all that came of the OJ Mayo part
This RB coach stuff is new to me, granted I haven’t been following SC’s story very cosely.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Untrue
Bush’s parents never “moved to socal.” He was born, raised and went to high school in San Diego, which is where his parents lived while he was at USC.
by SanDiegoDevil on Jul 13, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And the NCAA also allowed those players to continue playing same as the coach
0-9
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
by Mr. Sanchez on Jul 13, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
USC didn't lie to the NCAA...
There wasn’t a cover-up. There was allegations that surrounded Reggie Bush and for that they got a bowl ban and a lot of scholarships taken. The shit with Ohio State started when Tress got to Columbus. Pryor just busted the doors on it. Also, the vest had a track record with the NCAA
from his time at Youngstown St.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jul 13, 2011 3:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
True, but
I don’t think the NCAA likes the HATERZ defense either.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
"The shit with Ohio State started when Tress got to Columbus."
Snort.
USC lied to the NCAA. Gave them the HATERZ defense. Tried to cover up their RB coach’s involvement (he was caught on tape talking about the 300k he got). Know the story first before you start comparing them.
USC lied?
Who at USC lied? Who covered anything up?
On the other hand, OSU’s head-f’ing-coach lied and engaged in a coverup so that he could use the offending players in a bowl game.
by SanDiegoDevil on Jul 13, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tress got Yopungstown State in trouble with the NCAA?
No damn wonder their mascots look so pissed off.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well it's that
and the fact they’re still in Youngstown.
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 13, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That explains why they look exactly like Carl and Bo Pelini.
Or Mike and Mark/Bob Stoops.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
And that they're still trying to make Ubuntu work for them
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jul 13, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Troll away. Facts be damned.
Are you working for SI or ESPN now. They haven’t stated anything correctly either. The truth is a great defense. You haven’t stated anything truthful in this thread.
Since we are cooperating with the NCAA, I am still of the opinion that we are giving them what they want wrt sanctions. I hope to see your outrage when its done.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Jul 13, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
beat me to it
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
D-IA INDEPENDENT SPEEEEEEEEEEED, PAWWWWWLLLLLL.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
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That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
dude
you’re really, really, actually using the “Haterz” defense here. You’re going after people who are laying out actual events and attacking them calling them trolls.
Your university admitted wrongdoing and self-imposed sanctions. Where are these “truths” that are going to emerge?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 13, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm of the opinion that everything that is going to emerge
has already emerged. Despite ESPN and SI’s best efforts, no one will say anything more.
Do you really think there is some coordinated effort to dig up dirt on your school?
I mean, anymore so than any other school? I understand the idea that ESPN and SI trying to scoop some story about anOSU is irksome to you, but you don’t suppose their efforts are aimed solely at anOSU, do you?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Not solely, but if you don't think there's an effort to find more dirt, you're nuts
OSU’s the school that makes the most money and is one of the most actively disliked out there. Scandal and schadenfreude sells, especially scandal coming from a team that a lot of people enjoy seeing get wrecked.
No offense, but I think Ohio State’s scandal will make a lot more money for ESPN/SI than Oregon’s. That’s why they had a reporter here calling OSU special teamers from 1991 trying to dig up something, anything more scandalous.
by broski on Jul 13, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did those special teamers have Chrysler 300M's?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jul 13, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Never Graduate!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Jul 13, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I should hope the story is more lucrative than Oregon's
They caught Tressel red-handed. Oregon is muddled around in a sort of slimy-feeling grey area. Ohio State’s situation is easy for dumbass sportswriters to dramatize.
I could see the argument that Ohio State’s scandal is drawing more attention right now, but I truly wonder if it’s about the money tied to the university’s notoriety. I think it’s just the most prominent case. ESPN would be running 24-hour coverage of a Wyoming scandal if they had an inkling of one.
IMO, of course.
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
by Joey C. on Jul 13, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Two words:
North Carolina. You aren’t hearing a peep about that program, yet most writers (including SI’s own Andy Staples, who I really respect) think what they did was far worse. They had a coach inside their program FUNNELING PLAYERS TO AN AGENT. Yet it gets little to no coverage compared to Ohio State’s.
ESPN makes far more money off OSU than it does off certain other schools.
by broski on Jul 13, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
more of a product of being in the limelight compared to being a basketball school
Had roy william’s program( god i can only hope) gotten nailed for the footbawl issues, it would have been huge.
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
A) BULLSHIT
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Jul 14, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
C) UNC adheres to "The Carolina Way"
…and is, thus, infallible.
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jul 13, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Even when NOT...
speaking ex-cathedra.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They day Oregon moves the needle on ratings more than tOSU is the day your mascot is arrested for murdering the OSU Beaver
Even if/when Phil Knight is caught with a 14yo Vietnamese girl on the 50 yard line of Autzen, he’ll be Nike’s Phil Knight.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Jul 13, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No wonder y'all and Michigan are rivals.
You might be the only two in air that rarefied when it comes to a smug sense of superiority.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jul 13, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Except on NYD bowls, AMIRITE?
might be the only two in air that rarefied when it comes to a smug sense of superiority
/up top
//Relf trucks road cone
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 13, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
No sir, you are wrong
They will still have that smug sense of superiority. They will still look down their nose at you, and flaunt everything they can.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 13, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
AHEM.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
They need a refresher in NDNation again?
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll agree with that
If anyone is hanging around waiting for a smoking gun or something more, they’ll likely be disappointed.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 13, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
So does all this "done been emerged" stuff apply to Auburn?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
GENTOO in this bitch.
/nerdhumor.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
It didn't
There was always gonna be something, some smoking gun to come out.
Still waitin…
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 13, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
THERE ARE NO TRUTHS IN YOUR STATEMENT
I WANT TRUTH IT IS RIGHT AND TRUE AND FULL OF FACTS
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 13, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
No, simply saying the we are guilty of player selling their stuff for tatts and the cover-up
None of the other BS has legs. No checks from Talbott, easy to prove and it hasn’t been. No problem with vehicle purchases. No players exchanging equipment for weed. I can’t even remember some of the other stuff reported by SBB, ESPN, SI etc.
It is “just” the original allegations which have been admitted to and punishment levied. Those were reported by Yahoo! not ESPN or SI btw.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Jul 13, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's fair
I hadn’t seen the depths of some of the allegations you’re mentioning. However, not the first time a news organization has been highly fucking irresponsible and reported allegations without confirmation.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 13, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I see we've moved from FACTS YOU NEED FACTS
to TRUTH YOU NEED TRUTH THERE IS NOTHING TRUTHFUL HERE
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 13, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
/semantics'd
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 13, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Hilarious
“We are cooperating with the NCAA” *
*after being caught lying to the NCAA to keep star players eligible while purporting to cooperate
Cooperation indeed.
by SanDiegoDevil on Jul 13, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
?? lolwut
The NCAA alleged that a coach knew about the Bush violations…for years, as in, he signed the same document that Tressel did. The RB coach got a 10.1 violation charge, same as Tressel. Not sure why USC is not a coverup in your mind, same “cover up” OSU had i.e. someone in the program knew, didn’t tell other people (presumably) and now we all know they lied, or willfully withheld facts. What makes OSU’s worse?
by Onestatewest on Jul 13, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
They were reasonably sure the USC coach knew.
They can fucking PROVE Tressel did.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Unlike the other schools though
Tressel didn’t actively commit violations. He covered up what other people did. I forgot the link but there is a good article breaking down the distinction, and why OSU probably won’t get hammered.
Especially since nothing came of the car thing. Essentially all the NCAA has on the Buckeyes is free tats and Tressel covering that up. With Tressel gone I just don’t see how Ohio State is even in the same ballpark as USC, Auburn, Oregon, UNC, etc. as far as violations go.
And I am absolutely not a Buckeye fan. So I don’t have a horse in this race.
by AhliBobwa on Jul 15, 2011 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm pretty sure signing the compliance form while knowing you weren't in compliance is a violation
It’s akin to lying to the investigators.
I aim to misbehave
USC had multiple issues. OJ Mayo in basketball and Bush in football.
That makes for a LOIC, not what tOSU has, isolated to football. Wishful thinking on your part doesn’t make it so. The coach is gone, the primary player is gone. Enjoy your turn in the barrel though.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Jul 13, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
OSU had basketball issues too. USC football. was not punished for Tim Floyd transgressions.
Besides, the same wishful thinking can be said for you too buddy. I just don’t mind understand why y’all still worship Tressel when he wasn’t who he said he was. Y’all bought the act hook line and sinker and now it’s the fans who have egg on their face.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jul 13, 2011 3:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Not as many as back in April
There is an American party going on, all 'round the terraces!
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 13, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
An actually funny "back in April" line?
Enjoy your rec, sir.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
The basketball issues
are interesting, because as I understand it, the transgressions took place in 1999. However the ensuing punishment didn’t take place until 2006. Now, it depends on how the rules are considered. Technically speaking, 2006 to 2010 (when the violations started) falls within the window of repeat offender. Is that fair, probably not, but I don’t make that call, the infractions committee does. Depends on what they want to do.
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did someone say basketball issues?
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jul 13, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
And O'Brien paying somebody doesn't ring a bell?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
learn something everyday!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 13, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear ESPN,
Plz to engage in vast conspiracy to sabotage Notre Dame’s relationship with NBC.
XOXO,
ACS
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Poor NBC execs
Engaging in long-term deal just at the height of Notre Dame’s mini-resurgence under Weis was not a good business decision (at least in hindsight).
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
I'm sure Pat Haden loved every minute of it.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
IF NBC EXES WAS POOR
ND WOULDN’T HAVE NOTIN’ DO WIT THEM
There is an American party going on, all 'round the terraces!
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 13, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
So much rec there
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
(unless they were making them tape practices on a scissor lift)
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
tempted to bring the HammondGingrich beast out
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
DO NOT!
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jul 13, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
JUST BECAUSE YOU JOINED THE TWITTERS FINALLY
AND POSTED AN AMAZING GIF UP YONDER
DOES NOT MAKE YOU MY REAL DAD
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I acknowledge the futility of my pleas
but, remember, the Commentariat has roundly rejected use of that photo… if it was turned plaid, then it was done so merely out of a sense of irony.
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jul 13, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
there is truth to what you say...
yet still….the beast lurks….
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
If a coach quitting/getting fired,
12 vacated wins and conceding multiple major violations is “unsuccessfully digging something up” you can fist my ass and call me Dee Snider
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 13, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
TWISTED SISTER!?
I OUGHT TO SLAP YOUR FAT FACE.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jul 13, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Start fisting yourself Dee,
ESPN didn’t dig it up, Yahoo! did.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Jul 13, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
conspiracy!!
How dare they tarnish THE integrity of THE Ohio state university of THE honorable big ten conference.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jul 13, 2011 2:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
conspiracy!!
How dare they tarnish THE integrity of THE Ohio state university of THE honorable big ten conference.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jul 13, 2011 2:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Had a Yahoo Sports guy on WNSP in Mobile not too long ago
He basically denied the rumors of this story breaking. Say they don’t hold stories, but he’s heard the internet rumors of the breaking story. FWIW….
Meanwhile, here’s a pic of Big Al Planking.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
The floor doesn't count damn it!
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 13, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
It does if you're stuffed in a large mascot costume.
And now here’s Gene Chizik staring at Gene Chizik.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
He's just trying to figure out how he's in two places at once.
Will work for football.
by purwho on Jul 13, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Check it out its me.
Wheres the camera wait am I saying that stuff right now? Am I talking, can anyone hear me other than me and television me?
GUS WHERE ARE YOU I NEED YOUR HELP.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
This (and the above photo) remind me
of that terrifying black and white tv version of Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, when Alice is banging on the mirror and her family can’t see/hear her. It aired in two separate movies on two different nights and that scene was the last one of the first night. I never saw the second night so in my seven year-old mind Alice is still trapped in the mirror.
It’s probably the root of some supressed abandonment issues. /philosoraptor’d
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jul 13, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, he just learned that from Lane Kiffin.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This is how Jim Delaney starts every day
Notice how this picture was taken so you can’t tell if his pants are on or where his right hand is
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
by Old South on Jul 13, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
hahaha, WOW
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by CoastalCowbell on Jul 13, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks more like he's a lefty to me
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 13, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
What makes you say that?
You know, on second thought, never mind. I don’t want to know.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
the daytime WNSP stuff went straight to hell a couple of weeks ago.
can’t listen to the lunchtime shows anymore.
/ugh
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 13, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I know.
I haven’t quite gotten into Brando’s morning show – but the guys he’s had on filling in for him are horrid. The one thing I liked about Cowherd was that in the first 5 minutes he had some good meat. Brando’s first 5 minutes seems to be all giggles. And 9-9:05 is usually all the time I have to listen to the show.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
i was listening the first day the 12-2 guys came on.
first caller: “Who the hell are you guys? Y’all suck!”
knew it was gonna be a winner from that point on.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 13, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
PAWWWWWWL
If ya look close enuf ya can see a keyhole in that thar case and that keyhole is what the ESPN uses to store all the money they launder for th SEC that they got from killing the BIG10. If ya din’t know it talready that Nick Saban is Illuminati.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
The worst thing about Bill Henrickson's death was that it added a sheen of martyrdom to the character.
When cleary, his arrogance and inability to consider the wants or needs of literally anyone else on the planet was responsible for something like 95% of the problems of the show.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 13, 2011 12:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So, is the commentariat all watching the game against France?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 13, 2011 12:47 PM EDT reply actions
I am...
I’d bet many other are, if they’re not working.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
ESPN 3 is a wonderful invention.
Works as a radio broadcast, with the ability to switch tabs when stuff happens. Respeck, tecmology!
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 13, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Innit!
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I will finally have access to that when I move
Quite possibly the only good thing about having to go back to Comcast
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
You could be stuck with Time Warner like me.
Damn Nazi’s.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jul 13, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
We have ESPN3 now brah. On the pull down list and errrythang!
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jul 13, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
but but but
why can’t I watch the game then?
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 13, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
nevermind
I finally got it working
/HUZZAH
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 13, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
following online.
which amounts to a live blog by some dude on my work computer.
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
You follow RUn Of Play? HIs stuff is pretty solid
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
no its some yahoo sports guy. i clicked on the first link i found cause im busy as shit today
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I iz but I think theres an open thread Fanpost kicking around for it
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
FERk
That O-H-I-O pic is the sort of thing my old boss would’ve loved. Now I have the raeg + sadz mixture as I want to send it with a caption like "I guess there is an “I” in you" but am worried that would be interpreted correctly
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 12:48 PM EDT reply actions
Speaking of which, how did the "drinks with the receptionist" plan go?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
HIVEMIND
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Tonight at 7. She had plans last night and I didn't even get out until almost midnight
She has been texting me A lot and just sent me a pic of her trying on a dress for tonight. Apparently she’s out shoppin’ on her break.
As for Drinjin’ last night, as I said at the tail end of last nights long ass thread, I remember singing INXS. I don’t remember Duran Duran
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions 23 recs
you sir, haz a success. and a rec.
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Potenshul, I haz it
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
im counting down until saturday
/bachelorparty’d
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, yours or someone elses?
I am not one here all that often
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
mine.
the wedding be august 27th.
/gameover
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
the night begins at 430 at a place called Champy's.
if youre ever in chatt, or in north alabama (the exact location escapes me atm) be sure to stop by. absolutely the best fried bird and mississippi delta tamales you will ever have. plus, they serve 40’s, with jazz and blues blasting 24/7
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm
I go to Chatt to play disc golf sometime- will have to check that place out.
by jokastrength on Jul 13, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
do it.
and of course the only hire the youngest (allowable) and finest of southern college ladies to serve you. the deep fried jalapenos are choice as well
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I congratulate you, and I'm 100% serious about that.
I’m very recently divorced
/gameon
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
I am coming up on 1 year..
my wife is saying I don’t need to buy a gift…
/itsatrap
by jokastrength on Jul 13, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Or she's wanting that in the cash settlement
/cynical
//just past the 26th month mark
///is seriously joking
////has MEN ONLY, FAMILY LAW ONLY law firm friends
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 13, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you happen to mean
The folks on that “men’s rights” law firm commercial round these parts?
by This Original Guy on Jul 13, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yes, YES I do.
EVERY OTHER WEEKEND IS NOT ENOUGH!!
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 13, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It gets better.
/divorced in 2002, re-married in 2004
//game over – thankfully, I finished with a winner.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
He's had some crazy work stuff, I think...
he popped into one of the late night FanShot discussions for a bit
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Putting out THREEVE fires at work for absolutely fucktastic reasons.
Hard to feel like you’ve got time for EDSBS when your job has become literally a day-to-day thing. Mostly got a handle on it now so I can come back every once in a while.
Trusting people to do their work is great. Finding out the people you trusted were not trustworthy is not great. Finding out you’re $TEXAS worse off financially than you thought you were is like punching yourself in the balls repeatedly.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jul 13, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep.
Found out that the temporary pay cut I took to put the ship back on course wasn’t nearly enough and won’t be temporary at all. I might lose my job simply because we need to settle some accounts posthaste.
Is it bad when the IRS has a lien on your property? It is? Well…shit.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jul 13, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ummm
Wowzers. I mean, having a lien isn’t the worst thing in the world, I’m just more wondering how the hell it got to the point of the IRS needing to lien up. They don’t do that casually, and shit has to be either seriously wrong or somewhat wrong for a long time before they start securing their interests.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Yeah, well, it's that bad.
This is a basic problem with church stuff – you generally trust people to do their work, and going too long without proper oversight is a recipe for this kind of disaster. I’m going to be able to write a book before it’s all said and done.
Literally – I’m thinking about writing a book to outline how NOT to do things.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jul 13, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, thanks.
Remember, kids – VERIFY VERIFY VERIFY.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
People don't do what is expected
People do what is inspected
/Sad but true
I killed a six-pack just to watch it die.
by General Disarray on Jul 13, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
F****** enter key - LET ME FINISH MAH POAST
Hope things work out for ya Rev, it’s never any fun when you find out the wheels have come off.
I killed a six-pack just to watch it die.
by General Disarray on Jul 13, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
This works in my line of work to you know!
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 13, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It works in ERRBODY'S line of work.
Unfortunately, we didn’t do that work as we should have. And I really shouldn’t say any more as we’re still digging our way out.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I hear you good sir. Well wishes your way fo sho!
And people wonder why some people don’t like to do group work?
And others wonder how leaders are made.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 13, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Trust, then Verify
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Ronnie Reagan, actually
God rest his soul, although he said it as “Trust, but verify.”
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Jul 13, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought Reagan's motto was
‘Give charming after dinner speeches, gut the inner cities, put crackheads in jail forever, and systematically destroy the middle class’
That wasn’t it?
I can sympathize
Being a pastor’s kid, I was witness to a surprising amount of blowing off of responsibility from church staff (not including my old man, that is), though more often the shenanigans were of the dropping-the-ball-on-pastorly-duties variety than of the financial variety. Which is the worse situation to be in is up for grabs, I guess, though either can wreak plenty of havoc with the pastor’s life.
Prayers on your/your church’s behalf would not be amiss, I reckon?
by Great Carroll's Ghost on Jul 13, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Would certainly be appreciated.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Rev, just tell Bobby Lowder that your church needs some repairs
Auburn was so helpful with Cecil Newton’s church, maybe they got some left over to help y’all out!
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Jul 13, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Can't you just father a big time athlete
and sell him to the highest bidder to get out of trouble?
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Jul 13, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yow.
Hang tough, Big Rev.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry to hear about the crap. Hang in there.
Glad to see you, though.
by vineyarddawg on Jul 13, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Why don't you just find someone you already hate,
and buy them a house.
j/k good luck. I’ve been married 12 yrs.
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Jul 13, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Congratulations
Homestretch of month seven.
PROTIP: The movies show it as a model of efficiency: down the aisle, her dad cries, eye-contacty smile, I do and back up the aisle. Be prepared for several kinda awkward minutes.
by This Original Guy on Jul 13, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
The three rings of marriage.
The Engagement Ring.
The Wedding Ring.
The SufferRing.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Vurrah nice
Did you say she was the boss’ daughter, or did I imagine that as just a little bit more vengeance?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Take her out for a very nice seafood dinner
and then never call again.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 13, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope, that is correct.
His First and Most Precious is taking an “Internship” with us. It’s a BS way to pad her resume and throw her some money but she isn’t completely inept at the job. Actually, I think her title is “Front End Communications Co-ordinator”
My motivation is strictly her being a pretty young woman as opposed to some sort of “get back at overlord” ploy.*
*As far as you know
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Crap, still using "Us" Uh "Them" that is
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
*depends on how the date goes
/volkswagons being uncomfortable joke goes here
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 13, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
subconscious motivations are subconscious
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Jul 13, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
This sounds like a "have your cake and eat it too" situation
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Why burn a bridge when you can just walk all over it's children?
Condo in Hell upgrade!
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Mrs. Rev is very talented at Front End Communications.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jul 13, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/honor code violation
/illegal in Georgia
by vineyarddawg on Jul 13, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought that was back end tactics?
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We like making lots of stuff illegal.
If it’s something fun you can do in the privacy of your own home, it’s probably illegal in Georgia!
by vineyarddawg on Jul 13, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's in Iowa
I don’t think anything’s illegal there.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 13, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
how did the drinjing go last evening?
and the response from the receptionist?
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
The I is for INVESTIGATION
Paaawwwwwllllllll
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dead Ohio fan ain't got nothing on dead Steers fan....
All laid out in his recliner with his Steelers snuggie and the remote in his hand.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
That wedding or whatever photo above the corpse is pretty fresh
He looks like Walt Frazier in that photo FFS
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
That is effing creepy.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Speaking of the Steelers
they are compiling quite the all-star dumb ass quote team. Between the RB who is a 9/11 truther and James Harrison’s quotes from today, they are gonna be tough to beat in that department.
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 13, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
James Harrison already did his part
with the whole “I’m not accepting the White House invitation for winning the Super Bowl because it was conditional upon us winning the Super Bowl” idiocy.
by This Original Guy on Jul 13, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
For a second there...
I thought that was a Vanderbilt fan in situ.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Canzano’iest of gem quotes
Well played, sir. 10/10.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Jul 13, 2011 1:04 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I wonder if
Costa could arrest clownzano just based on being a complete ass.
"I know, I know we are the chosen people, but once in a while can't you choose someone else?!" Tevye
by 8gooner8 on Jul 13, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sadly, Portland is a hundred miles out of the Springfield PD's jurisdiction.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 13, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Game day?
Nah, Canzano would never actually attend and interview subjects that he can just malign from afar.
You're saying I should make a citizen's arrest?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
that man needs to be fucksawed by a 1000 dragon dildos.
by Quack Patty on Jul 13, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I think I mentioned a barrel of horse phalli with regard to Canzano once.
And they still let me stink up the place.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I know,
but he’s arrogant enough to troll Eugene at some point.
"I know, I know we are the chosen people, but once in a while can't you choose someone else?!" Tevye
Has to keep tabs
on those anonymous inside sources he loves to tell us about in the AD. You know, the ones who confirmed that Masoli had that career-ending knee injury and also supplied the video of LeGarrette Blount punching Bellotti in the face at practice.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 13, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
That one was Epic.
Actually that whole season was epic from the “canzano knows NOTHING” perspective.
Prior to 2010-2011 was great
I DON’T SEE EVEN 6 WINS ON THIS SCHEDULE.
TENNESSEE? That’s an SEC TEAM… STANFORD is a POTENTIAL BLOWOUT… UCLA is going to IMPROVE with that NEW OFFENSE… JAKE LOCKER IS A SUREFIRE PRO FOOTBALL PLAYER… then CLOSING OUT THE YEAR with ARIZONA and the BEAVERS.
I mean, WITHOUT MASOLI… WHERE ARE THE WINS GONNA COME FROM?
(Fade to black)
(Title card: 6 MONTHS LATER)
(Interior. Canzano is reporting from the title game press junket wearing a Ducks hat, a Darron Thomas jersey, and [one can only assume] some sort of frilly Duck-themed undergarment)
EVERYONE’S a DUCK FAN today. A team of DESTINY from the VERY START.
/wink, toothsparkle
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jul 13, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yer barning up the wrong tree, son
I was actually quite pleased with that game. The result wasn’t what I wanted, but my HC’s process was sound, and that speaks to future success.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jul 13, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Process?
Mr. Saban would like a royalty check for using that term.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sonuva...
This is just like the time I got dinged for using the phrase ‘we’re fucked.’
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jul 13, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I've watched that game many times
and I very soundly believe that if it wasn’t for one Neiko Thorpe the score would have been way different.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
College stickypuck diversion
So it’s officially the “National Collegiate Hockey Conference.”
I suppose there are worse names they could have picked.
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Jul 13, 2011 1:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Reason number 10 I like NCAA '12.
I just call them East and West, now.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jul 13, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Grant and Sherman here
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 14, 2011 7:55 AM EDT up reply actions
But wait until Notre Dame joins! Then there will be teams in 5 states! That's sort of national!
I mean, it’s really no dumber than calling it “Atlantic Hockey” when they have Air Force.
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Jul 13, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck
the froggies just scored on us. 1-1
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 13, 2011 1:12 PM EDT reply actions
I've been wanting to watch Hope Solo give it up
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
you and pretty much every other man in the country
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 13 recs
4 rec annoyance rec engaged
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't underestimate the SEC's afterlife insanity...
It plays “Yea Alabama” and “Rammer Jammer”. It’s more than $10,000. It’s fucking insane.
It was too much money
by The_Tusk on Jul 13, 2011 1:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
note to self
addendum needed for will. I want to be shot into space in this once deceased.
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I anticipate them having self-contained orbital capabilities by the time I kick off.
It was too much money
by The_Tusk on Jul 13, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why wait?
I’ll shoot you up there in that now!!!
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
nah
but in 50 years or so, hopefully, I’ll allow it.
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
We have those for High School teams up here
for the Massilon Tigers at least…or so I’m told.
/whythefuckcan’tIfindapic
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 13, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
cant be the Pryor
i dont see any temp tags
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Tubberville's was made of Yella Wood
by sullivan013 on Jul 13, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Bobby Lowder's will be made of Toomer's Oak.
He hired Updyke.
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
and it will be funded
by defrauded Tarp funds.
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
TARP funds that Colonial never recieved
It’s a C-O-N-spiracy, PAAAAAAWWWWLLLLLL
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
So was Bahr's made outta Golden Flake and Chesterfields?
by Albino Tornado on Jul 13, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
American Oak
imported from the finest Kentucky distilleries
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
by cowcollege on Jul 13, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Believe you're thinking of Pete Dye's
And it’s not “imported.” He’s just going to be shoved into a full bourbon barrel when they day comes.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
by Old South on Jul 13, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Imported as in not from Alabama
Many Alabamians, regardless of team affiliation, think north of the state line is another country called YankeeCityLand.
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
by cowcollege on Jul 13, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm really not sure just trying to sound smart.
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
My buddy Jeff says Yankeeland starts at the north end of Rivers Avenue
in North Charleston, South Carolina. I’m pretty sure that a significant portion of Alabama is north of that latitude.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Amazing how this works
In NY, everyone from LI or NYC thinks that everything north of the Bronx is “Upstate.” I can verify that this is outlandish.
by Peter Gray on Jul 13, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I live in the mountains of NC
I have a cousin or two back home that think I’m surrounded by Yankees.
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
You may be, unwittingly, if you live in Asheville
That large mob of zombies that at first startled you but you’ve grown accustomed to are not, in fact, undead. They’re actually a species called “hippies” and they come from all over. Many are probably yankees.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
by Old South on Jul 13, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is that the group that screams
at the trees because they love them so much?
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
does this make Cullowhee........
………Hawaii?
cause they smoke that tiedstick, man…………….you know, that shit that’s tied to a stick
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
I was told that Cary
Stood for Captive ARea for Yankees. You could be surrounded. Watch your ass.
To the tweetmobile!
My old Plt Sgt (Georgia born and raised) said of geography
“North of the Mason-Dixon is Yankee, West of the Mississippi is California and South of Orlando is Cuba.”
by sullivan013 on Jul 13, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gainesville, FL born and raised
Seventh generation Floridian on one side, and only one generation removed from the Wiregrass on the other When visiting the Yellowhammer State, I am alternately a " damn Yankee" or a “damn hippie”, depending on how recently my hair was last cut.
by car.full.of.midgets on Jul 13, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"It plays "yea Alabama" and Rammer Jammer". It's more than $10,000. It's fucking insane."
Yeah it is insane, ‘cause it’s for an Arkansas fan.
by TiderinMS on Jul 13, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
hahaha
I was wondering if anyone else caught that.
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jul 13, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
So I've done a complete 360(trollooololool) on how I feel about Grantland
I avoid certain writers and certain subjects, but its the best sports media available currently for interesting long format writing.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 1:13 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Agreed
Not sure if Klosterman is on your avoid list, but I like his stuff overall.
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 13, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
barf-ola
he and molly lambert are the two writers i avoid. i like that site for its sports content and not much else.
This
but, and this is weird, I like the Reality Show Fantasy League. And the kicker is, I don’t watch any reality television whatsoever and haven’t for roughly 15 years (early teens, ROAD RULES AND REAL WORLD R SO KEWL). The only reality tv I see is thanks to the Soup.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I guess that's the reason I don't really like it
I’ve been out on Reality TV since Real World jumped the shark
Klosterman still gets a pass from me but Molly Lambert just sounds catty most of the time
She can write right certainly but I have a hard time buying into things like her Jen Aniston piece.
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
She should join the Catholic church
So she can write rite right
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
by Old South on Jul 13, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Or the Lutherans
to right rites.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Mo Synod or ELCA?
Ha, I kid WE ELCA’S AREN’T LUTHERAN JUST A BUNCH OF HIPPIES DRINKING BEER WITH TEH GAYZ.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Yeah, that's what the local Lutherens here in SC said too.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
THE THEME OF THE SUBTHREAD WAS WRITE NOT READ
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 13, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
The Soup is my fiancee's preferred method
for choosing which godawful reality shows get to clog up the DVR. For the most part, I find reality shows extremely meh-some, but I really really really worry for the kids on that Toddlers and Tiaras show. What’s the target demographic? Pedophiles and bad parents?
by car.full.of.midgets on Jul 13, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Definitely
Sometimes, I catch a snippet of dialog from that show or Teen Mom, and a little piece of my hope for humanity’s future crumbles.
by car.full.of.midgets on Jul 13, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
reason #86 to hate OHIO ST.
They troll hard or die tryin’.
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Jul 13, 2011 1:17 PM EDT reply actions
I listened to tOSU's Gene Smith interview yesterday.
That dude chucked JT under the bus hard. He better hope they never find any dirt on him.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jul 13, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, the NCAA will laugh at him
and then destroy him. Remember what they did to USC’s athletic director who actually had the nerve to use the “HATERZ” defense?
by broski on Jul 13, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did you hear it as well?
That was pretty harsh for a guy he said he backed 100% – integrity – blah blah.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jul 13, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard some of it
I don’t really like listening to Gene Smith speak. He sounds like a man trying to dig himself out of a well with a teaspoon.
by broski on Jul 13, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gossip/speculation in Columbus over the weekend
centered around trying to figure out why tOSU forfeited the Sugar Bowl along with everything else, despite the NCAA previously saying Pryor et al. were cool to play. The consensus among my acquaintances was that some kind of backroom deal was worked out wherein the Buckeyes save face for the NCAA by keeping them from having to go back on their previous eligibility decisions, in exchange for…? Reduced sanctions? Gene Smith keeping his job/avoid further investigation? JT getting to “retire” instead of resign? Those were the most commonly-proposed ideas, but your conspiracy theory may vary.
by Great Carroll's Ghost on Jul 13, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gene Smith needs to be fired yesterday.
I want to see the NCAA force him out like they did with Mike Garrett. He’s an embarrassment to the school I just graduated from.
by broski on Jul 13, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think he is gone when this whole mess is finally decided.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Jul 13, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Today's best 1940's newspaper headline: JUDGE BANS SHOOTING OF HUSBANDS
It’s open season on husbands in Cook County, and Judge William C. Daly took official cognizance of the situation Wednesday.
“The shooting of husbands by their wives is happening too often,” opined the court. “No wonder the male of the species is becoming so scarce. Too much sympathy is shown women who shoot their husbbands. It must be stopped.”
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 13, 2011 1:33 PM EDT reply actions
and wife-beaters everywhere rejoiced
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The guy who was shot at was given money to go file for a divorce
he went and used the money to get drunk, and then came home and hit his wife. The wife got a year in prison.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jul 13, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh the good ole days, when they just shot you
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
derp
see below
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Do I have to?
I mean looking at that shit twice is Cruel and Unusual in most jurisdictions.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
When i hear women mention kas-tration like its 'nothing',
it REALLY bothers me.
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jul 13, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The Mrs once gave me this line
When I idly asked what she would do if I was unfaithful
“Guess I’d just have to grin and Bobbit”
by sullivan013 on Jul 13, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
auto leg-crossing engaged
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 13, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
"We therefore recommend," the court continued,
“that wives be required to fill out the green Husband-Shooting Form in triplicate and file it with the appropriate bureaus before shooting their husbands.” Sources indicate that a $25 Husband-Shooting fee will be charged with every filing.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If, however, the gun in question was manufactured before the year 1912 or has a magazine larger than 10 rounds,
You will need to fill out the BLUE husband Shooting form and pay an expedited filing fee to cover court costs
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jul 13, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 13, 2011 1:37 PM EDT reply actions
DAMN BUFFERING!
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 13, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
ABBIE WAUMBACH YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 1:38 PM EDT reply actions
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
3-1 now
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 13, 2011 1:39 PM EDT reply actions
Sportsmanship be damned
When we play the French in anything, I want us to run up the score.
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS TO THE CROISSANT DEGREE!
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't want to give them the dignity
of a croissant, so instead, give them croissandwiches
by BamaThrasher on Jul 13, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Anybody gots a good liveblog for this sorta thing?
Don’t want video on at work.
by This Original Guy on Jul 13, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
im on the yahoo sports one, but theres 6 minutes left.
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
ALEX MORGAN YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH!!!!
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 1:40 PM EDT reply actions
ARCHAIC CHARACTER NOTEſ FOR HOLLY AND ORſON
The “S” the looks like an “F” is ſtill acceſſible on the new webſite by typing its code in HTML:
“& # 383;” without the ſpaces or quoteſ
Feel free to “CURIOUſ INDEX” away from now on
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
by Dogrel on Jul 13, 2011 1:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
YAIſ
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
The purſuit of happineſſ
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Lou Holtz wonders why anyone would ever need this
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
by Old South on Jul 13, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
You mean ſpittle?
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
OK IM CONFUSED.
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
No, you are confuſed
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
CONFUſED?
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
knew that part, cant make it work
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
& # 3 8 3 ; without the ſpaces worked for me
Can’t forget the ſemicolon at the end.
Or it could be that the Engliſh language itſelf hates Canes fans.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
It'ſ quite poſſible.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not ſure the ſemicolon is neceſſary
And have now proved it is not.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't you mean neceßary?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Very good, ſir.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
That'ſ a nice trick....
What’ſ the code?
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Option S on my MacBook.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jul 13, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What if I have a lame Dell with Windows?
S.O.L. ?
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
alt codes?
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 13, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, thanks Rev.
Now just more stuff to figure out on this new MacBook.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jul 13, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Only workſ without the ſemicolon in the titleſ.
ſemicolonſ are neceſſary in the comment text for ſome reaſon.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
Yeſ I noticed that...
In my poſt to Go Big Rev
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
MOſT CANEſ FANſ, YEſ
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Well-played, ſir
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
first read that as "moist"
shudders
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 13, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
so did i after i typed it out...
went with it anyway.
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer the Curiou∫ or Curiou∱ Index
& # x222b or x2231, respectively.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 13, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
we certainly could integrate the first one into our daily usage
/I’mamathsuperstar
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The second one too, if we close in on it quick enough
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 1:50 PM EDT reply actions 13 recs
U ſ A! U ſ A! U ſ A! U ſ A! U ſ A!
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Jul 13, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 13, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Point of order
The long S is never used where a capital S is needed.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I have played this game before.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
For that matter
I believe it’s alſo the caſe that it is not uſed at the ends of words. Sort of like the difference in the two forms of the letter ſigma.
Drinkin' my whiskey clear since 2005.
Now available via Twitter.
by The Missing T on Jul 13, 2011 4:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The Declaration of Indepenencd begs to differ with you....
“The purſuit of happineſſ” and all
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Horrid spelling , just horrid.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
wow.
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, still at work....
Sometimes the text box moves while I’m typing and then things get muddled.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I know the feeling.
It’s also almost beer time, maybe beer and shrimp.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jul 13, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually...
…it appears that it is in fact “happineſs”.
Warning: huge image is huge (but does open in a new tab)
Drinkin' my whiskey clear since 2005.
Now available via Twitter.
by The Missing T on Jul 13, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I stand corrected on happineſs....
but there are lots of inconsistencies in Mr. jefferson’s use of the long s in that document. Just as in his political and moral philosophies.
An endlessly fascinating man.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Georgia's 2011 Season: Indicators of Unsuccess
KICKER AND PUNTER ON MEDIA GUIDE
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 2:57 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Silly Dawgs
the year’s game is NCAA ’12
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 13, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Multiple linemen, a running back, and kickers? No quarterback?
MANSOME.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jul 13, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I called in sick to play the game from midnight to 2pm the next day
But it was interesting that my supervisor had also called in sick. I doubt it since he’s pushing 60, but it’d be awesome if he called in sick to play the game too.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Jul 13, 2011 3:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Joe Morgan would be proud
Color commentator, with Japan leading 3-1:
“If this score holds, you’d rather face Sweden.”
by lhb98 on Jul 13, 2011 4:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
OMG HOLY CRAP
I’m slightly elated by the fact that at 310 today I have managed to clear my desk of impending doom. This is not to say I don’t have “work” to do but everything at this point is “call someone and get shit from them” AND I have no meetings tomorrow.
I would go home and call it a day and start drinking, except I’m only 2 hours into my 4 hour meeting.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
Your pointy-haired boss?
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Not even my boss
Some girl named Mistie who is clearly unaware of my workout schedule.
Mistie: More or less stripper-y than Misty?
MOAR!
Strippers can’t spell.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Definitely more!
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 13, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Less stripper-y than Mistee
Double E always wins that battle
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 13, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
But if the "i"
is dotted with a little heart, where does that leave us?
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
If she dots the i with a heart
It means she wants you to take her home.
/Not really
//It’s the alcohol
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 13, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Had a flight attendant
named “Bobbiee” give me her number once…and the “i” was dotted with a heart. You sayin’ I shoulda called her??? Damn…another missed opportunity.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
by DrBundy on Jul 13, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
whoa. misplaced i and a double e?
She would’ve answered, but she might have given you a present that doesn’t go away.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 13, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone else had a former girlfriend as a flight attendant?
With the wife?
Awkward.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 13, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
My wife is a retired flight attendant.
I’ve never had a former gf as a FA (unless you count my wife as a former girlfriend), but I do have too many other stories that are fun to tell around a campfire.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
by DrBundy on Jul 13, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Had one.
Reaganite to the MAX (she wanted a war so he could have an excuse for a third term), BUT, she had an apt. in Va. Beach and a Mazda RX-7 she let me use when she was (frequently) out of town, and I was living on a destroyer on $1,400 a month, so wth.
Easiest breakup EVAR for me. She drove me back to Tennessee after I got out of the Navy; I said, “Bye” and off she went. Srsly, grl, we had nothing in common but loneliness.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Jul 13, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
dude.....
I think you unlocked achievement
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Jul 14, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL LOLZORS....
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
or he ha to pay double
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 13, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
*has
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 13, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me just go find a cash machine
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 13, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
An engineer.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 13, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought those were the same.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 13, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I've met some nice engineers.
usually the late meeting is someone in another time zone being a prick in my experience. Those people can die in a fire.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jul 13, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't care if it's NORMAL time for you.
If YOU are scheduling a meeting the > I < HAVE to be at, it will occur at the time that is best for ME, NOT YOU.
I refuse to stay late or get up even earlier than I already do to discuss something YOU fucked up.
Follow this and I will do the same, if you don’t, you can bet I’m going to purposely choose the WORST TIME I can for OUR next meeting. Like, say, your local 4AM after a 3 day weekend? Muahahahahahaha!
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 14, 2011 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions
If it's somebody on the opposite side of the world where there's no great time for both
then a compromise may be in order (say, 6 pm here and 7 am there). But if it’s someone on the West Coast scheduling a conference call with some New Yorkers at 2 pm Pacific, yeah, fuck that.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Hey now
Most of us have the sense not to do that. We want to go home, too.
And I’ll ignore your comment downthread.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
by gth863x on Jul 13, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am one too!
The only people I have ever had schedule meetings after 3pm are people who didn’t show up to work until 10.
Before sex, you help each other get naked;
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story is:
In life, no one helps you once you're fucked
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 13, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A smart engineer blocks out their calendar after 4pm.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 13, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I just hit decline.
Choose another time or I won’t be there.
I’m not paid enough to be available 24 hours a day.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 14, 2011 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions
YAY
There is an American party going on, all 'round the terraces!
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 13, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone check out the awesomeness of OTE today?
BamaHawkeye’s pre-preseason bowl projections! The comments are great.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 13, 2011 4:35 PM EDT reply actions
Turns out it's
actually from yesterday, but meh,
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 13, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Here
If Bama actually did go 12-1 and get passed over just so Oklahoma could shit the bed again, the Finebaum calls would be off-the-charts awesome.
by Ardbeg on Jul 13, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Arizona fucking State in the Rose Bowl?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 13, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/thatsthejoke.jpg
I changed my username from PT42 because...well, I really can't hold a candle to the REAL PT42, Pat Tillman.
thought about a "no offense Big Jon" footnote
but…c’mon. even you had to do a double take, right?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 13, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The helmet definitely looks weird next to the Rose Bowl logo.
And not because it’s next to an SEC helmet or because it has a shrimp fork on it.
We’re gonna be pretty good but we’ll shit ourselves at the wrong time. This is the ASU way.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jul 13, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This year
I hope ASU either goes Rose Bowl, or down in flames ala Hindenburg. Erickson needs to put up or shut up.
And I would love to bring in Orson’s fishing buddy next year. . .
by SanDiegoDevil on Jul 13, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd make that deal* with (ha) the devil
Not as if that piece of shit is young enough to stick around much longer anyway.
*note: offer not valid in case of Pitt-like BCS run
Very much this
Hearing the news today that we lost DE James Brooks doesn’t help much either.
I changed my username from PT42 because...well, I really can't hold a candle to the REAL PT42, Pat Tillman.
Indeed
Yeah, I mentioned that below. How in the hell do you suddenly realize, “Football, I’m just not that into you?”
He wants to do hip-hop, perhaps?
by SanDiegoDevil on Jul 13, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
WARNING: serious response below
How in the hell do you suddenly realize, "Football, I’m just not that into you?"
As someone gifted with great size, I took a liking to competitive sports in my youth because it was fun and easy for someone with a built in advantage. My parents signed me up for a basketball league before I ever expressed any interest in playing myself and I was signed up for football as soon as I reached the allowable age for full contact. I didn’t protest because it sounded fun, and I suppose it was, but as I got into high school it became more work than fun. Practices were longer and more frequent, then there was offseason conditioning, and all of this seemed to take away from my other interests at the time. I had no desire to be labeled “just a jock” and I wasn’t interested enough to put in all the work so I quit.
The reaction to this was ridiculous. Classmates gave me the ZOMG WHY treatment and coaches pulled me out of class to have sit-down meetings to try to talk me back onto the team. It was very Dazed and Confused, and the sad part was that I’m not even a very good athlete. I haven’t shot a basketball in over seven years and I don’t have a single regret.
When the “shock” of Ricky Williams’ retirement hit the news I wasn’t the least bit surprised. When the WIlbons of the world were asking “why would you walk away?” I completely understood- football had been the majority of Ricky’s life for at least ten years and just because he was good at it doesn’t mean he enjoyed it. It’s the same type of thing that makes a Wall Street banker move to the sticks and open a restaurant. Success =/= happiness.
I think James is going through the same thing. This wasn’t one of those “escape from the ghetto through sports” stories either, the kid is from Flagstaff for chrissakes. Football has gotten him far in life but he’s done with the ride. He’s going to complete his education on scholarship and pursue other interests, one of which is music, because he’s earned that option and that’s what he wants to do. Good for him. Just because we place an emphasis on it doesn’t mean he has to.
End of seriousness, back to dick jokes.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jul 14, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
True
He’s earned the right to do whatever he wants in my book, based on his two PAT blocks against UA last year alone.
by SanDiegoDevil on Jul 14, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
JAKE THE SNAKE RIDES AGAIN.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Baby faced Joe Germaine to the rescue!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jul 13, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Awwww, does this make you feel better?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jul 13, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Depressing
Great that Brooks quit today due to “personal issues.” Turns out he’s just not that into football.
Thanks for the two UA PAT blocks though.
by SanDiegoDevil on Jul 13, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
UAB vs Kent St
CAN’T WAIT
(USA will beat Kent St this year)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 13, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
looks like it may be time for some ole timey manuevers
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
When I hear of tragedy like this
all I can think to do is hold my loved ones close and be thankful for what I have. Come here, kids.
by Ardbeg on Jul 13, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
not a huge 3 philosophers fan
/shows self out
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 13, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the 3P
If you’d said the Abbey Ale (Dubbel, mmm), I’d have had to fought you with fists. It’s in my top 10. But 3P, I like it but it’s hard for me to say it’s worth the price difference. I just posted it because it was my first result on GIS for Ommegang.
Ommegang could bottle something as PISSENTINE and I'd still probably try it.
Just had their collaboration ale with L’Chouffe for the first time. Apropos they are near Cooperstown because they consistently hit the ball out of the park.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 14, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
well if the gov't is shutdown
who the fuck is around to enforce the rules?
ANARCHY! ANARCHY! I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT I LIKE IT!!!
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 13, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I love that picture.....
and a rec for you, good sirrah!
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Fear not, dear friend
Some of us enterprising commenters come from areas with a background in AHEM, liquid distribution. And I see a demand with no supply. It’ll be like Smokey and the Bandit in reverse. But, we gotta have a new car to block for the truck. Speedy car.
To the tweetmobile!
by MechE Hokie on Jul 13, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WEST-bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
We gonna do what they sat cain’t be done.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What we're dealing with heah
Is a compleet lack o’ respeck fo da lauw.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
by Dogrel on Jul 13, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/raises hand
Will drive car. Nothing better to do anyway.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I can drive an 18 wheeler,
and I have access to a Basset Hound named “Elvis” that also answers to “Fred”. All I need is the sleeveless coat/jacket thingy and I’m your Snowman.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
by DrBundy on Jul 13, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Looks like Minnesota's about to produce a bumper crop of new NASCAR drivers in the very near future
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
by Dogrel on Jul 13, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
If you're coming to my restaurant because you want to drink Miller and or Coors, I'm not going to stop you
But you’re not going to make me rich either.
I aim to misbehave
Stand on one long enough, and you won't have to jump.
Too soon?
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 13, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
never
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 13, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, the shutdown has taken away our gambling and our excellent zoo (BOTH OF WHICH FUCKING MAKE FUCKTONS MONEY FOR THE STATE WHAT THE FUCK)
STATE LEGISLATURE WHY U HATE SUMMER?
by Mango Stasi on Jul 13, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, Minnesota
Land of 10,000 LOLz
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Jul 13, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Another thing to like about women's soccer
And this is coming from someone who considers soccer a commie plot to subvert American manhood:
Little tiny gals can whup gigantic gals.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Jul 13, 2011 4:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
bout to leave work
looking forward to SONS OF MUTHERFUCKING GUNS premier tonight
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:38 PM EDT reply actions
USA-Japan Sunday 2ish Eastern. Where are you gonna' be?!
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 4:38 PM EDT reply actions
hungover as shit
but hopefully watching it with the bro in law at some bar
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jul 13, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like a plan. that's 245 BTW
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Taking a punctuation test in technical report writing.
Pshh like I need, a test on punctuation. Its not like I dont know how?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jul 13, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Well done.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 13, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Either here or at the bar, unsure.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
REAL random
Any doctor types know a good internet resource for determining the therapeutic levels of drugs? Not dosage, the actual levels expected to be found after a test.
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Illegal drugs, or prescription?
Srsly. Maybe can help.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Prescription
Something like a PDR/Merck/Mayo resource is what I’m looking for
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Curses.
Never mind, then.
Back to my arrest reports.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Love copspeak
THE SUSPECT PROCEEDED TO INITIATE THE REMOVAL PROCESS, AT WHICH POINT I DETERMINED THAT INCREASED MEASURES SHOULD BE EMPLOYED.
Translation: the drunk guy dropped trou, so I tazed the shit out of him.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jul 13, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You'd love these.
They’re all CPD DUI reports.
I swear to god, I just saw one where he wrote “SUBJECT WAS CLEARLY DRUNJ AND AGGRESSIVE W/ A/O.”
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Judging by the neighborhood where all these arrests took place
Imma just go ahead and say no.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Young Pac-Man Jones?? [or progeny]
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Getting colder.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Young Jerry Jones (or progeny)??
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
Micromedex
has a section on excretion.
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jul 13, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends on the lab, the patient's body weight
drug ingested, chronicity of said drug ingested, renal function, liver function.
So, there is no hard science. There are labs that will give you ranges that they expect, but a nice linear graph you will not find.
/didn’tgotoscrotologyschoolfornothing.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Damnit
And you were the person I was hoping would give me gold!
I’m just looking for very generalized information. I may happen to need it to see if someone’s drug screen revealed levels above therapeutic levels, you see (I’m sure you can read between the lines knowing my background). E.g., “drug X accepted therapeutic levels are 1-1000 ng/mL, but this dude’s drug test showed 2000 ng/mL.”
1950 NCAA Co-National Champions
Sounds like you've got an opportunity
to find your own “expert”.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
FWIW, one of the people that will give you a good opinion
is Theodore Shults, JD, MS. He wrote the Medical Review Officer Handbook.
Page 265 of the Medical Review Officer Handbook covers some stuff on Morphine/Heroine/Codeine/Poppy Seeds…
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I think this might do
www.rxlist.com
Look up the drug, and then look under Clinical Pharmacology for the gritty details.
(Not a doctor or pharmacist.)
by DavidInOpelika on Jul 13, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
"Come On Back to Frankfort"
BobLeePickUpLines
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Jul 13, 2011 4:40 PM EDT reply actions
WOW
just stumbled upon Maurice Clarrett’s rivals photo.
how much douchebag? ALL OF IT
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 13, 2011 4:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ROFLCOPTER.
His tattoo says “trust.”
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
DOWN GOES SWEDEN! DOWN GOES SWEDEN!
USA vs. Japan, 2 p.m. Sunday, in a rematch of 1941-45 (USA 1-0).
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Jul 13, 2011 4:44 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Shit, even then we had to give up the early goal.
by lhb98 on Jul 13, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
To be fair, though...
… we got two huge bombs at the end of the game, which sealed the result.
by vineyarddawg on Jul 13, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
It felt wrong
but I rec’d it anyway.
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jul 13, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Might be better to not tune into the first half entirely, really
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 13, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Especially with Michael Bay announcing
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But we took over Midway through
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 13, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Fine work, sir.
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jul 13, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a real problem with all of Japan's diving
by lhb98 on Jul 13, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
You mad?
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Jul 13, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/erection
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 13, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
The problem with this
is that after we beat them, years from now we’ll find their players scattered around thinking the game’s not over yet.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Jul 13, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
OT: Anybody else watch Wheeler Dealers?
Best car show out there, if you ask me. Skeevy Cockney car dealer acquires classic beaters; posh mechanic fixes ‘em up, and they’re sold on for, like, no profit. Brit TV magic.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Jul 13, 2011 5:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I try to catch Chasing Classic Cars, when I can.
And saying best car show without saying, “…except for Top Gear,” is a crime against humanity.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jul 13, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
OOP!
Except for (British) Top Gear goes without saying. US Top Gear is a crime against humanity, and Australian Top Gear ain’t much better.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Jul 13, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Speak not of those simpletons, for they do not exist.
At least not in my mind.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
My alma mater is trolling hard today
From today’s football press release.
“Out of more than 1,000 NCAA or NAIA institutions, only two reached 12 football victories and 30 men’s basketball wins in 2010-11 –- Ohio State and St. Thomas. Officially, UST stands alone with Friday’s announcement by Ohio State’s that it will vacate its 12 wins due to potential NCAA rule violations.”
Also, #4 preseason rank? WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 13, 2011 5:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Alright people, fess up
Who left the door to OTE open? And I demand FACTS not OPINIONS
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
This is an OPINION. It is not a FACT
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
Soooo
Is this our open thread or are we actually doing stuff tonight? Because I’m too broke to do stuff.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
Same. Waiting for the call from home that a grandmother shuffled the mortal coil.
Sadly, almost out of the drink.
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