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The Governments of College Football 1. Autocracy- Chris Peterson. Avowed communist tyrant....

The Governments of College Football 1. Autocracy- Chris Peterson. Avowed communist tyrant. 2. Kleptocracy (rule by thieves)- Auburn 3. Kritarchy (rule by judges)- Ohio State 4. Absolute Monarchy- Tom O’Brien. If you ain’t loyal, you’re dead to him. 5. Constitutional Monarchy- Notre Dame. OFF WITH HIS HEAD, HE DESIRES A JUMBOTRON. 6. Duchy- The Duchess, Lane Kiffin. 7. Diarchy- Bo and Carl Pelini. 8. Enlightened Absolutism- Urban Meyer. He word is law,………..but you can smoke pot. 9. Hereditary Monarchy- Penn State. JoePa will just outlive his heirs. 10. Non-Sovereign Monarchy- Mike Gundy rules his domain, but Stoops owns the whole state. 11. Popular Monarchy- Les Miles. One day he gets a Mardi Gras float, the next he is lynched. 12. Principality- Currently none. There can only be one RONP. 13. New Monarchs- Gary Patterson. Is bringing his fiefdom of Fort Worth into the Big East. 14. Self-Proclaimed Monarchy- Holgo. 15. Regent- Luke Fickell. 16. Plutocracy- $Texas. 17. Timocracy- John Embree’s Colorado. 18. Police State- BYU. 19. Oligarchy- Michigan. Power lies with the Michigan Men, except for the 20. Saeculum obscurum (or "dark ages." I prefer what others have coined the period, "Rule of the Harlots")- Rich Rod’s Michigan 21. Theocracy- Nick Saban’s divine guidance leads Alabama through the process. 22. Tyranny- George O'leary. First, he tries to illegally seize power, then he uses cruel tactics. 23. Ochlocracy (Mob Rule) – Arkansas. 24. Tribalism- NC State. A strong cultural or ethnic identity that separates them from the other members of the ACC.

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