THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/1/2011
by Spencer Hall on Jul 1, 2011 10:44 AM EDT
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PrintSAM THE EAGLE IS KIND OF BALLER IN HIS OWN WAY. Remember that in life any villain can instantly be a ally when paired with a greater villain. So on this July 4th weekend, let us salute the Sam the Eagle of college football, Jim Delany, for telling Mark Shapiro to go to hell. He did it for the Big Ten. He did it for America.
An amiable session in which the Big Ten and ESPN cleaned up "housekeeping matters" — schedules and announcers — took a nasty turn at the one-hour mark. That's when talk turned to a contract extension, a negotiating session that went nowhere. Fast.
"The shortest one I ever had," Delany told the Tribune. "He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' "
DELANY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES, BABY. Thanks to Rotel and Barbasol he got them, and now the Big Ten Network is the single largest industry in the Midwest. We just made that stat up, and you know it's fictional because Buffalo Wild Wings, pawn shops, and breweries are all still open in the region and doing just fine.
BUT AT LEAST YOU AND GEORGE O'LEARY ARE STILL BFF. Rather than be human and settle with the family of a football player who died during drills, and thus avoiding public embarrassment and the hiring of a doctor paid to testify that you couldn't die of sickle cell treatment, UCF opted to fight the claims of Ereck Plancher's family in court. They now owe the Planchers $10 million and will appeal because when you've gone this far down Asshole Turnpike, you might as well see where the road ends. Dr. George O'Leary's is done, and the rest is formalities and Mike Bianchi trolling so hard his teeth fall out.
OOOHHHHHH WAH AH AH AH. Can a coach truly ever have the "interim" tag off if he's going to appear in public in an Affliction shirt? Luke Fickell of Ohio State is going to try and see if he can, but look for the final answer upside down at the bottom of the page to find out!
(via Anthony Lima.) Answer: ¡ou
Meanwhile, as a bar owner in Ohio, bars are about to get so Wild West, brah. It's okay: remember that when everyone runs out of ammo the swingin' Western Bar Brawl breaks out, and then people start breaking chairs over each other's heads, and then you wind up for a punch and--HA! It's your buddy, who was about to punch you! Then you dust each other's shoulders off, smile, and then get shot in the face because it's not like people can't go to the car and reload. (Shhh, we know. You can put up a sign barring firearms from your place and get around the line. You're smart and can point out obvious things on the internet that kill jokes! Yay you!)
WE'RE COOL WITH THE DOJ SAYS BCS IN BS PSA FROM DC. Bill Hancock's right, because the DOJ seriously can't be serious about investigating the BCS, but he's right for all the wrong reasons, and that's a pretty nice summary of everything good about the BCS: It's all good totally on merits it cannot claim, and should not.
WITH A QUICKNESS: We quite enjoyed the use of the word "fucksaw" in this piece. Kentucky's new uniforms are a pleasant variation, and that's what you get with the Wildcats' unis since blue and white is really hard to screw up. (At worst they look like a natural gas company-sponsored Arena League team.) Alabama and Virginia Tech will open up 2013 against each other in what is a pleasant rivalry of short and very intense coaches. This is entirely unrelated to college football, but seriously the McCourts are human filth.
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am i not functioning properly today?
I though the Bianchi piece was fairly reasonable. Maybe I didn’t read the whole thing. Also, I’ve only had two and hald cups of coffee.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 1, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
U JEALOUS BRAH?!
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't the Affliction shirt grounds for promotion in Ohio?
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 1, 2011 10:49 AM EDT reply actions
This is Ohio, not New Jersey
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 1, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Who's ready to go to the beach??? This guy is! Happy holiday weekend to all y'all!
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 10:50 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
READY TO GO IN ISLAMORADA
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Jul 1, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
How bout these guns, Ohio?
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
what beach are you at?
making me want to get in the car and head south.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 1, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
guess MtnEer_in_SC's choice for beach... GO:
I guess Litchfield
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jul 1, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
i just know the Gulf Coast.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 1, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll be on Sullivan's Island and Isle of Palms....
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Last year's Budweiser Bikini Contest at the Windjammer....
Front Beach, The Isle of Palms Always A Jam Good Time
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Yais
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I think know her parents. If I do, she's legal drinking age, just short.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
I'm sure, I just don't really dig short girls. Had a bad experience with a particularly crazy one and turned me off of them forever
I aim to misbehave
Did she try to get you to kill her husband?
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha! No not that one
I dated a cheerleader in college. I fell hard for her. She turned out to be batshit insane, and faked a life altering event to get me to stay with her. It was bad.
I aim to misbehave
Redhead?
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Close enough.
Son, those were warning signs. Make sure to pass this knowledge on to all the youngins.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure the biggest warning sign was that fact that she liked me
Hell even my wife admits that she hated me back then.
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Jul 1, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Needs cheeseburgers. All of 'em.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
or $35 worth of Waffle House food
in one sittin
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
close enough
i’d gather
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Something tells me that's actually in Ohio.
and nowhere near a beach.
/I can’t look at it any longer
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
i keep thinking that the shirt will move. just a little.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 1, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
shirt = dress, i guess.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 1, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Here
Watch this instead. ASU! ASU! ASU! (the school for dyslexic patriots)
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Jul 1, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
yikes
/flaunt your best only feature
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jul 1, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Does ASU offer a degree in pornstar yet?
by Raiders on the Storm on Jul 1, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
I think it's next on the list
We’ve been busy working on the Making UofA Our Bitch masters program.
If moths had eyes, would they be happier? How do they know they’re not dead?
by H8UofA on Jul 1, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wit is not a necessity when you have hate in your heart
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jul 1, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
if she waved her arms
they’d jiggle like that too
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
we she got the meat-wing going on big time
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
ignore pretty much every part of that that isn't "meat-wing"
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
BOOOBIES!!!
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 1, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
like a friend of mine says: "they aren't fake if I can touch them"
/he can’t
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jul 1, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
GIMME FIVE BRO
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 1, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
SO AWKWARD
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
...
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
creepy.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 1, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
which is more hypnotic
A) 
B) 
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 1, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
I'm sorry
all I see is a hot chick needing my help.
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 1, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Is there a choice other than B
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
She looks like my type.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
check that. she looks like she could possible be nice.
I only date insane bitches.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Breathing?
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
by DrBundy on Jul 1, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
B
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna include a different angle
for um… well whatever
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 1, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
As far as I'm aware, it's no one famous
Just some hot chick The Chive found and made internet famous
I aim to misbehave
ahh. the internet is weird.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 1, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
FTFY
the internet is weird awesome
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
thank you kind sir
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 1, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Thank you for doing your part to make this a better site.....
Some of your recent posts, though, were less than desirable.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Whats that Mr. MtnEer_in_SC?
Something for the ladies your say?
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 1, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather be
The sunscreen in the bottle, in about 20 seconds from then.
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 1, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Looking at her,
I feel like she might be the perfect spooning size for me.
I know her chest is......
perfectly sized.
wacka-wacka-wacka
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
I'm sorry, what was the question?
I spent a lot of money on birds, booze and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.- George Best
there was a question?
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Jul 1, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Can't pick one
so here’s the site they all come from
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
So, I'll just have the lawyers contact you, then?
For when the divorce papers come and I have to hand everything over to IE for clicking on that link…
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
shouldve said
mildly NSFW but figured anyone that hovered over the URL would see what it was. my bad.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
ah thechive
it gets repetitive sometimes, but no one seems to mind when its stuff like the above.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, NSFW vs SFW really isn't the big deal
She left this morning with the admonishment for me not to be spending all day scrolling up and down all the bikini pics in this thread. I should have known better than to click…sigh.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
"Whenever, wherever"
DAMMIT BOURBZ, the song is stuck in my head, but not the video- why did you do that to me
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
You and all of red-blooded heterosexual male humanity
I’d have to imagine that even the fellas who aren’t into the ladies look at Shakira and can appreciate what she brings to the table, even if it’s not their style.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
She apparently enrolled at UCLA for a summer class
and managed to get through the whole course without anyone figuring out it was her.
Can you imagine hitting on the hot girl in class and it happened to be Shakira?!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Sounds like a Penthouse story to me....
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
In that it may have a small grain of truth that leads to a whopping pile of fiction
There actually was a bus full of cheerleaders, but all it really did was drive past, not break down and beg for help, you see.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"I never thought I'd write in with a story to tell you..."
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I sometimes wonder how long I could last with her.
not very long is usually the answer.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweet Jesus, rec'd and right-clicked
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Holy shit...
I’m 90% that’s my cousin… this site doesn’t say where these girls are from, does it?
"I don't know; we haven't played Alabama yet." -Vince Lombardi
Judging by your avatar
she’s also your wife?
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok. Fine. It's green now.
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
Normally blondes aren't my bag...
But those are buttocks a man could (and likely has) gotten lost in…
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Not bad
I was worried that they would go all Oregon, but they kept it simple and threw in a nod to Secretariat.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Kentucky has some sweet vanity mirrors in their locker rooms.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jul 1, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
/Joker applies blush
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jul 1, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Not sure if they were ever worn or if the fans liked them
but I thought the alternate uni’s Kentucky made with the state outline on the helmet were pretty awesome
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jul 1, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
The shoulder checkerboards scar an otherwise strong effort.
by Luke Zimmermann on Jul 1, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
UT wants their checkerboard back
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
yet somehow, no one has appropriated Rocky Top
/shocked
//not really
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jul 1, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Same
I’d have no problem seeing more teams alternate their helmets with the road jerseys.
/NDNation implodes
by Woo Pig Phooie on Jul 1, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, in Richt's defense. . .
he was looking for something to fire up the team because, you know, playing your hated rival who happens to be the #1 team in the country just doesn’t cut it sometimes.
/stabsselfinface
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jul 1, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
But we named our video coordinator the new S&C coach, so problem solved, right?
Right?
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
And yet we cling to this being the magic elixir to fix everything.
I need a cocktail.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jul 1, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
i've got just the thing
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Jul 1, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Goes great with vodka...
lots and lots of vodka.
Or gin, just as good. Just make it a lot.
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
by Mr. Sanchez on Jul 1, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd for frisky dingo profile pic
so. underrated.
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Jul 1, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
What?
That’s me and my son. Welcome to you’re “doom”.
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
by Mr. Sanchez on Jul 1, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"usc film school."
“maybe you’ve heard of it.”
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Jul 1, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Clemson snuff films
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
On the subject...
it’s also why Archer is not my thing. Just comes across as a knockoff spin off of Xander Crewes.
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
So was Sealab, and it didn't have that feel...
I think it’s the similarities in appearance of Archer and Xander. Plus really not a fan of Aisha Taylor. She’s not funny.
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
Look, man, you seem like a nice guy
But WHAAAAAAA?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
and trashing one's own campus...
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't wait to see them
in the Bayou Classic Thanksgiving weekend against Southern.
Patiently waiting for The Golden Era to kickoff at Sun Life Stadium.
Fickell's Affliction shirt proves once again why Not Bielema is hilarious
@BeingBielema
Not Bielema
#Douche, #Doucher, #DouchityDouche RT @LukeFickell: #Respect, #Toughness, Men of #Action, #Buckeyes
Also I was bored this morning so I made this. It took me 5 minutes on GIFSoup, and I’ve spent the last half hour watching it loop. See kids it is possible to knock someone out with your shoulder in their chest like you’re supposed to.
I aim to misbehave
i remember watching that game.
“Puke, Reggie, Puke”
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I remember it, too.
Like all Saints fans, the mere mention of the name “Jeff Garcia” makes me nervous. Thankfully, the Saints won that game.
I could watch reggie bush get blown up until the end of time
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Jul 1, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
thank goodness you put that "up" in there...
otherwise it would have gotten awkward.
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
by Mr. Sanchez on Jul 1, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
SHELDON BROWN
GO COCKS!
/grasps at straw
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jul 1, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
GAME!
Sorry, still riding my CWS high three days later.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 1, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
COCKS!
/never apologize for that
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jul 1, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
TUCK-ER!!!! TUCK-ER!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
by Mr. Sanchez on Jul 1, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
my fraternity kept for for the tailgating area (rooster)
Little Joe
an extremely angry animal
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jul 1, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
a coo coo ca chaw!
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 1, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
ChochEE ChochEE ChochEE!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I was saying these out loud in the office to try and figure out which one isn't there.... Its G.O.B.
Cok Cok Caww
Cok Cok Caww
by Rocket Ship Science on Jul 1, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
every day I say something about my suit
and every day the price gets more and more outrageous
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 1, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I liked the end of the Delaney piece:
Delany said Shapiro’s recollection of the note isn’t accurate: "That’s not how I would express myself. What I wrote was tongue-in-cheek. I believe it was: ‘Enjoy the champagne while enjoying the network.’
……
He didn’t even have to spring for the champagne.
“It was a pre-existing bottle in a cooler,” Delany said. “It was a re-gift.”
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jul 1, 2011 10:54 AM EDT reply actions
Ever thrifty.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Jul 1, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
no, yes, no, yes/maybe (crazy eyes and clenched jaw cause for concern)
I’ll grovel, as I do.
bulldog-like underbite
STEAMSHOVEL
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I mean, I wouldn't give her my real number
but I’d definitely see what all I could accomplish at/behind the bar.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
ask for a female bartender?
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jul 1, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Delany, like a boss,
sent Shapiro a re-gifted bottle of champagne. Pro trolling there.
by Onestatewest on Jul 1, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Don't forget
that someone will get thrown over the bar and talk to their friend while the bar fight is going on. Sinbad and Bakula’s finest work there.
by Raiders on the Storm on Jul 1, 2011 10:59 AM EDT reply actions
Truly one of cinema's finer moments.
There ain’t no brawl.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jul 1, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I think my granddad had that Texas flag sweater
by LoneStarHoosier on Jul 1, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure my parents bought me something similar in short sleeve when I was in Jr. High
I would like to say I wore it ironically, but that isn’t true.
by Raiders on the Storm on Jul 1, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd wear it happily tomorrow.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Me too. Preferably to Billy Bob's
by Raiders on the Storm on Jul 1, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Billy Bob's hosting
Willie Nelson’s 4th of July Picnic again this year.
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 1, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't GIS recent Kathy Ireland pics
so, so sad
by Raiders on the Storm on Jul 1, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
When 48 years old you reach
Look as good you will not, hmm?
by Nabb1 on Jul 1, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
but she is a robit
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jul 1, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
smokin hot mexcun robit with the very nice lady parts
FIFY
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
Paulina Porizkova and Elle McPherson both still look AMAZING
Kathy married a rich guy, pumped out a couple a kids and said, “Screw it.”
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
Is that a fucking Sasquatch?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Here you go
Alien from LA
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4532914688226727215
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, come on, man
That’s just unnecessary. Just like her contemporaneous pop culture icons, The Scorpions, let’s just try to remember the good times.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Here I am.............
Klaus and Rudolf y’all!
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
Mark Shapiro is the Lane Kiffin of sports & entertainment programming
Washingtonian and Penn Stater -- My blog features the triumph of hope over experience that is being a DC sports fan (especially the Nats) as well as the Nittany Lions, life in BeltwayLand and other things I find interesting. @doubleuefwhy
invisible chair?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm just glad there's a reason to post a picture from that game
LOOK AT IT SWINDLE, LOOK AT IT!
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Too bad Wes Byrum didn't photobomb this one.
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
H8 U BOTH
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I looked but this is all I could find
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
Despite this, I can only hope Ted Roof will be AU's DC for YEARS to come.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jul 1, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
.
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
by cowcollege on Jul 1, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gene Wilder and Holgo the Barbarian
separated at birf.
by Cleveland Frowns on Jul 1, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I bet Holgo has turned down food to drink whiskey
on more than one occasion.
by Raiders on the Storm on Jul 1, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
2000 Music City Bowl
dinner time comes, I don’t think my stomach will hold down any food. So my mind comes up with an acceptable compromise, “Why don’t you just drink your dinner?” Good times.
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
I've substituted beer for dinner on many occasions
Meh!
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
At that time I'd yet to acquire a taste for beer
Crown and ginger, hooray!
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
I like you.
I have tried close to 50 different beers over the years. Even as far as German beer at the brewery in Germany and the same for Belgium.
I still don’t really like any of them.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Worked in a bar through law school
my nightly shift beer changed that and helped me acquire the taste. I’m slowly coming around on some of the better beers.
Since we’re in a shaming ourselves mood today, that beer was also Bud Select. Boo me if you want, but when you restock the coolers with warm stuff from the back, you take what’s cold, and that was Bud Select. I think me and one other guy were all that drank it. In the world.
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
Since we're sharing, here's a little song from....
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
When Select first came out,
I got to drink it free all night from the Budweiser girls at a bar. I didn’t mind it, but the wine headache I had the next day soured me on it.
by Raiders on the Storm on Jul 1, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry about that, but it was nice for Don Nehlen to go out a winner
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm guaranteed a black out drunk
if I start drinking early and decided its a good idea to forgo dinner. That sounds like a plan for this weekend, actually.
by Raiders on the Storm on Jul 1, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Surprisingly did not black out
smoking out of a glass tobacco pipe filled with tobacco (yep, it was tobacco, I promise) on the streets of downtown Nashville walking back to the hotel is a vivid memory. As is the abysmal dance club we went to with a couple of nice older ladies.
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
Wait.. Daniel Snyder paid Mark Shapiro $10 Million to run Six Flags
Isn’t Six Flags nearly broke right now?
I aim to misbehave
went tits up & emerged last May
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
#10 on that McCourts list is the best
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 11:09 AM EDT reply actions
I really need this to get tied up for years and years
so Cuban will buy the Braves instead when they go up for sale next year.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jul 1, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Now that would be fun.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jul 1, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn’t we keep the PC on the QT? ‘Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we’d all be put on KP
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
by Mr. Sanchez on Jul 1, 2011 11:15 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Auto GMV rec
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jul 1, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Dan "The Man" Levitan is up next.
by WrathofCaan on Jul 1, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Please do not describe your duffel, as all duffels look alike.
by JohnCoctostan on Jul 1, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's hot and wet. Which is ok if you're with a lady, but ain't no good if you in the jungle.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jul 1, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's two degrees cooler today than yesterday.
And me without my muff.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Attention: Another Iowa/Nebraksa slap fight
is about to break out over at OTE
Dear Iowa Fan:
Establish yourself as a historically relevant program before you speak with such conviction, please. Thanks!
Love,
Your Long Lost Big Brother.
PS- I’ll be at Thanksgiving dinner this year. You can get your plate after I’m done.
I aim to misbehave
oh hot damn
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 1, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
it is done
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 1, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Iowa corn is inferior
No one denies this.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 1, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
oh snap.
bout to get ugly up in here.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 1, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"There's something wrong with this banana..."
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Jul 2, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This is the winning comment so far if you ask me:
Just trying to speak your language . . . we dumb it down for non-AAU members.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
cf. Terrelle Pryor
LAST FUCKING NIGHT
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate my conference.
I love hate my conference.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
We're aware of this
We’re aware that a team that lost a 9-6 turd fight with A&M last year is already making MNC game reservations for this season.
We’re aware of this, and anxiously looking forward to the Huskers’ Sept. 10 loss to Fresno State, not to mention the Oct. 1 loss to Wisconsin and the Oct. 22 loss to Minnesota.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jul 1, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
So are we trolling over there today or what?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
No. You're waiting until you guys destroy Hokemania so you can rip all the annoying Michigan fans over there.
While I weep in the corner.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Plz to be destroying mgoblog instead
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Comment section? Yes.
Actual content? No.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not holding my breath
considering we went 1-2 against the three worst Michigan teams in decades.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
He doesn't tie his shoes, ACS
You never had a chance.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
WELL MAYBE HOKEMANIA WILL RUN A NORMAL GODDAMN OFFENSE
AND NOT UNVEIL A NEW GODDAMN SEPTEMBER HEISMAN WINNER AGAINST US EVERY YEAR.
/breathes into brown paper bag
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
HOKEMANIA RUNNIN' WILD ON YA, BRUTHRRRRRRRRRRRRR
… DIRECTLY OFF-TACKLE. AGAIN. AND AGAIN. ISO THIS TIME. OKAY NOW BACK TO OFF-TACKLE. WAIT, IT’S FIFTH DOWN ALREADY? SHIT. SHIT!
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Hmmm, I would have though it would be Turtle...
Former lineman and all
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
It's okay, Tate Lazers is gone now. So when Denard gets hit (probably accidentally) by Louis Nix
they won’t have an backup
/glug glug glug
//koolaid tastes good
I aim to misbehave
Louis Nix might sit on him.
and I’d be okay with that.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
...
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm excited about Nix.
Every writeup I read expresses questions about his stamina and whether or not he can play a whole game. But as long as he can stuff things in the middle for a half and make it impossible for the other team to run, he really won’t be needed as much in the second half, as teams have to pass to catch up.
/assuming offense actually works
//big assumption
///pass that koolaid, Stempke
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm leaning more and more toward doing just that because a buckeye fan just claimed that ND didn't deserve the 1973 National Title
I aim to misbehave
It's times like these I'm glad my team has never won anything.
If I ever get into an argument about NCs from over 20 years ago drag me out back and shoot me.
Will work for football.
BUT RABBLE RABBLE ITS SO FUN TO TALK SHIT WITH DOMERS ABOUT 1966
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
BUT BUT HIS ARGUMENT WAS THAT NOTRE DAME BARELY BEAT #1 ALABAMA
AND OSU BEAT USC IN THE BOWL GAMES.
Never mind that ND was undefeated and also beat USC, or that OSU had a tie.
I aim to misbehave
Wait, his argument is that Ohio State deserved the title?
Pants-on-head retarded. That’s what that is.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Or that happened before you were born?
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
Except for the Bengals’ two super bowl appearances. I hate the 49ers because of that. Anything else = MEH.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I like looking at historical footage of old football
But far be it from me to ever (seriously) debate a title or a score or some stupid shit about things before I was born.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't be mad, bro. The best is the best, nawmean?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Those teams were retarded good.
Like, Super-Tecmo-Bowl-unfair good.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
AND THE BENGALS, OF ALL TEAMS, ALMOST WON BOTH GAMES
<3 you ken anderson
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Hey, when a guy's crainial-rectal inversion is that bad, you just gotta ignore it...
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
YES! YES! YES!
To the kids’ table for you, Hawkeyes…and quiet down, the grownups are talking…
Love,
Nebraska
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 1, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Woohoo!
Free steak dinner in Omaha tonight!
Followed by a nighttime drive to meet family in the middle of Iowa. A drive in a car with no working radio.
Ergo, anyone have some good podcasts they could recommend?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
All Songs Considered
You are a thief of joy.
by videoartistknoxharrington on Jul 1, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
All right, The Author.
The Great Earworm War of 2011 is on.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 11:16 AM EDT reply actions
You know what was stuck in my head?
SAWWWWN ZEN BACHHHHHHER.
At least Pryor was pronouncing it correctly.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
And so ends the list of thing Pryor did right in that entire hour
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Jul 1, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Thank you
My buddy & I are coming up with a 64-Band bracket of the worst bands of all time. I almost forgot POD. Sounds like a strong 4 seed.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Please post this when it's completed!
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Sub thread?
Subthread.
Green Jelly, Rednex, LFO, Color Me Bad…I wanted to stab people over these.
But I’d be scared to see the length of that thread if you started taking suggestions from here…
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
There has to be some qualifiers
cause the worst bands are usually local shitty terrible bands. The band has to have made X amount of dollars to be qualified (obviously not a hard number since this would be hard to research).
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 1, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Ht top 10 on a chart?
Radio plays?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and everyone Wang Chung tonight.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I was bummin' around in a little hole-in-the-wall town in what is now known as Utah...
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jul 1, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wilson Phillips wants to fight you right now.
But they probably have to get through Creed to get at you for omitting them from the finals.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
They are making pretty decent prosthetic devices now. Go for it.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, that's really bizarre
Buddy BBM’d me this EXACT suggestion right around the time you posted this. Not one that wouldve come to mind
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
What are the selection rules?
Is this ensembles-only or do you include solo artists? Any restrictions for genre? Also, are you selecting based on musical ability, terrible songwriting, being generally stupid, or sheer cussed annoyance, including how much a song is overplayed or beloved by idiots? You have piqued my interest.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jul 1, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Black Eyed Peas #1 seed
although there’s be so many contenders from the past 5 years.
/99% of “popular music” this decade really sucks
//Is becoming a cranky old man
///While true, the music kids like these days still sucks
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
NFW they're a #1 seed
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Their complete and utter shittiness multiplied by their insane level of popularity
that’s gotta be a #1
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
I don't like them, don't get me wrong
But there’s no way you can make an argument that they’re a 1-seed. They spawned Fergie’s career. I’d rather see her as a 1-seed if anything related to that group should be rated that high. There’s a LOT worse that’s happened in the last 20 years than the Black Eyed Peas
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
So having a hot female eliminates one from being a Sucktastic musical act?
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
Fuck no.
Also, she’s not even that hot. Her music is even worse than BEP’s music. All I’m saying is you can find a LOT worse than the Black Eyed Peas.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
True...
but as someone kindly pointed out above, there has to be a minimum threshhold of popularity or else every 50 yr olds garage band that deafened anyone who heard them play could be a contender. So who’s matched their combination of awfulnogoodness and popularity/sales?
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
Spice Girls?
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
But they didn;t last near as long
did they? They had what 2, maybe 4 songs. The Pees have been around for seemingly a decade now with countless shoved down our throat “hits”
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
Peter Cetera in all of his unholy cominations?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I can rec this sentiment
Con mucho gusto.
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 1, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I would have rather seen Slash go Lane Staley than for this to have happened.
/RIP Lane
by Raiders on the Storm on Jul 1, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
AIC's Unplugged is better than Nirvana
Any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
by Raiders on the Storm on Jul 1, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Considering I don't like Nirvana,
I am inclined to agree with you. Also considering that I just re-watched (for the 192th time) it yesterday, I am still inclined to agree.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
I figured as much,
I was just seeing if any die-hard Nirvana fans would jump out in defense.
by Raiders on the Storm on Jul 1, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure
how stempke feels about Kurt & Co., but he wanted to have a duel at one point over some other band I didn’t like. Can’t remember who, and it doesn’t really matter. I overslept anyway and missed the duel.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
I think it may have been Nirvana, in fact, or maybe Pearl Jam
I will defend Grunge until the day I die, mostly because they were so different from the 80s music my brothers and sister were listening to.
I aim to misbehave
Could have been either,
as I dislike them both.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
You have my...erm, well, fountain pen or whatever
Every lick of 80s hair metal, ever, collapses in the face of the opening 20 seconds of “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” and I will not be dissuaded on this point…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jul 1, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
To quote the lead singer of The Presidents of the United States of America
when he first heard Smells Like Teen Spirit: “Well, shit, everything’s changed. Now what do we do?”
I aim to misbehave
I saw a great documentary on Punk
a couple of years back. Couldn’t have been on History Channel, so probably PBS. Anyway, loads of great interviews, covered lots of ground and bands. At the end, they had asked all their interviewees the same question, something along the lines of “When did punk hit its high-water mark” or “when did punk break it big”. The most most interesting answer was from Talking Heads’ David Byrne, who stated bluntly, "Well, when “Nevermind” went #1."
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 1, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
punk was dead long before 1991.
"slide that greasy pig out and BAM!...chocolate cake." Mordecai
by thetennesseethumper on Jul 1, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
As Ultimate Revenge I can attest.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 2, 2011 6:09 AM EDT up reply actions
This would be correct
If it weren’t completely wrong.
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 2, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed. so, so glad that grunge was my go to music. i was 11 in 1990.
just missed the 80’s wave when i was starting to be interested in music.
/starts 90’s mix on iPod
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I can see how Nirvana could be divisive
I think it was Foo Fighters that had me scratching my head over how someone could “hate” them.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have no strong opinions on the Foo Fighters.
No opinions at all, really.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the Foo Fighters, or was that the Goo-Goo Dolls?
Maybe it was the Gin Blossoms
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
I was into Oasis in high school.
Or maybe it was the Stone Roses.
Or Blur.
Or The Verve.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
You will not disparage Oasis NO SIR F U
/nostalgia
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 1, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't dare.
Sincere comment was sincere.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Music is all about opinion
and your opinion is incorrect sir.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 1, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fair enough
At least we can all agree that Rush is the best band ever
…..right?
/genuinelybelieveRushisamazing
Needs more Yes
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/orchestra hit
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL F U SIR
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Jul 1, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Ten bucks is ten bucks, eh.
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Jul 1, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I would subscribe to your newsletter.
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Jul 1, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The Rush thing
is what happens when you grow up in rural Ohio and the only radio stations you get are the small-town adult contemporary station, the country station, and the classic rock station out of Columbus.
Also, my biology teacher was absolutely obsessed with them and played Rush CDs during labs.
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Jul 1, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Or when you've grown up....
in southern WV holleres with nothing but classic rock stations and a mother that raised you on Rush, Black Sabbath, Fleetwood Mac, Yes and Led Zeppelin
The only time I ever appreciated Rush
was their appearance on Trailer Park Boys
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I never had a Zeppelin phase.
I still don’t know why not.
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Jul 1, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Gah!
Never understood the fascination with Rush
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
If you like Rush
I’m guessing your feelings on Coheed and Cambria are good as well?
/ItsoundslikeRushandtellsasequientialstory
You would be correct
I love Coheed, despite never being able to grasp whatever B.S. “story” he claims to be telling. I’ve even read a full story arc from the comics he put out.
Rush is way better.
All I know is
when you’re 16 and high, nothing was better than riding around blasting “All Around the World” or “Champagne Supernova”. And if you need a song to get pumped up you cannot beat “F*cking in the Bushes” (see Snatch).
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by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 1, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Erm...
nothing was better than riding around blasting "All Around the World" or "Champagne Supernova".
There was for me. YMMV.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
I was getting around 22 mpg
et tu?
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 1, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
and the Spiders From Mars
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
There's and SNL skit with Mike Myers
about the British Parliament and Oasis being the greatest band since the Beatles. I have made a token effort to find in and never have, but I remember it being pretty funny.
by Raiders on the Storm on Jul 1, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Pulp, Blur > Oasis
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Jul 1, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You, sir, show a keen intelligence
+1
and a rec
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jul 1, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Pulp always got unfairly left out IMO.
The press battles were all about Blur and Oasis, but Pulp may well have been the best of the three. (IMO, “Mis-Shapes” is one of the best track 1s ever recorded.)
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Jul 1, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
And a crappy one at that
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jul 1, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I could see confusing Goo Goo Dolls with Third Eye Blind with Gin Blossoms
just like I can confuse all the directional mid-majors. Hence they’ll all be middle seeds.
Foo Fighters are hard to miss tho.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Dave Grohl's vocals are kind of unique
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
Special place in my musical heart for FF
B/c of members’ connections to Sunny Day Real Estate, the greatest band on the planet and no one can dispute that.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
My opinion on the FF, once I got over that they weren't Nirvana
Can be summed up in one sentence: If you don’t like Everlong, I don’t think we can be friends
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Jul 1, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Rising Tide is an amazing album
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Jul 1, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I could listen
to Diary on repeat for hours.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
They have a good sense of humor
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/celebrity/foo-fighters-2011-tour-rider-872903
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Grohl's drums are the BOOM MOTHERFUCKER of music
Which is why I fear that they’ll never surpass their first two albums, which featured David on the skins. This despite the fact that Taylor Hawkins is a maniac in his own right.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
FF is Dave Grohl-centric
and Nirvana was more Kurt’s baby. Dave had his hand in things, sure, but in FF he’s completely unfettered. That’s my extremely simplified take on it anyway.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
Die-hard Nirvada fans
If you really want to bait one, try this:
You know, it’s really sad about Kurt. I mean, it’s such a shame that he couldn’t handle the fact that Courtney was so much more talented. He just had to leave before Live Through This dropped the next week.
Hilarity ensues.
by NCT on Jul 1, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
They are not "a" #1 seed, they are THE #1 seed after that Super Bowl performance.
They are the Duke basketball of number one seed shitty bands. They get a number one seed just even in years when they don’t do anything. They are the perfect confluence of hype, commercialism, and suck. They create a vortex of suck so great they pull other bands into their suckage if they venture to close to the event horizon.
Sucky popular music is the rule and not the exception in most decades.
Pop’s target audience is 14 year old girls, who find horses compelling and feel weird about their developing breasts. One thing 14 year old girls are not especially well known for is good taste in anything, really.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant "popular"
not in the pop music sense of the word, but in terms of what seems to sell massively now. Such as the aforementioned ambassadors of simplified shyte, Beiber, etc. Music’s been on a steady downhill slide since 1886. Maybe 1827.
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
Billboard's list of number one songs on July first, every year going back to the 1890s.
I defy you to find a decade since the 40s with two good songs that were number ones on July 1st.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Linkfail
http://www.joshhosler.biz/NumberOneInHistory/07/0701.htm
Here’s the list.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Oddly enough, the 80's, a giant musical suckhole
has When Doves Cry and Bette Davis Eyes YEAH I SAID IT
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 1, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, he was....
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll give you When Doves Cry.
Bette Davis Eyes? Eh. I guess I don’t actively revile it. If you want to stretch hard enough, that might count as “good”.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
"When Doves Cry" SUCKS?
Prince is a god among us mere mortals. Except when he is making movies, of course. Those suck.
by Nabb1 on Jul 1, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And even when those movies suck, the soundtracks are awesome.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like you never purified yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Will work for football.
by purwho on Jul 1, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Then he made us pancakes
… pancakes.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
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by Joey C. on Jul 1, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
run "computer blue".
"slide that greasy pig out and BAM!...chocolate cake." Mordecai
by thetennesseethumper on Jul 1, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
To clarify, that Purple Rain is greatness is inarguable.
Hell, I saw Prince at the Forum two months ago. But yes, I also like Bette Davis Eyes. Roller rink yeeeeaaaaahhhh
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 1, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
DO NOT DIS THAT WHICH BROUGHT US MORRIS DAY.
/i’m so white
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Starry Bra, Cool
MD&tT did a fund-raiser gig at the Audubon Zoo a few years back. Black tie event. Food and booze flowing like no one’s business. I have never seen so many confused rich white people in my life. My group, on the other hand, danced like mad the entire time.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
Shouldn't that be
MD&tMFT?
Because they’re just that awesome
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jul 1, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yes they are,
but I think the crowd would have collectively fainted if they had been intro’d thusly.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
"Did that man just swear? Oh, dear Christ"
LOLWASPS
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
The 1960's
“I Get Around” by the Beach Boys, “I Can’t Help Myself” by the Four Tops, and “Strangers In The Night” by Frank Sinatra. Other than that, the list is as you say.
That might be cherry-picking by luck of the draw, though.
I mean, 1980 for example. Yes, Paul McCartney’s truly awful “Coming Up” was the #1 song on July 1. But 17 weeks of that year, #1 was occupied by two different Queen songs, “Another Brick in the Wall (Part Two)”, and Blondie’s “Call Me”. That’s not exactly suckitude.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Damn, 1980 brought the heat.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 2, 2011 6:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Why July 1st?
everyone knows the good pop songs don’t come out until September.
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
What day is today?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Canada Day
so says my giant doodle pad
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
BLAME CANADA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAYMJnO9LBQ
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
by Mr. Sanchez on Jul 1, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've actually been going around wishing people a happy Canada Day.
They’ve given us hockey, curling, and Shatner. Good job, nice neighbors!
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Scotland gave us curling
to hell with Canada.
(I’ve only been to Canada one, and I enjoyed it. Also, they’re giving us football right now. Thanks, hat!)
Internet not so good for jokes which make you look like an idiot, but rely upon the reading knowing you're not an idiot to get the joke.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd have thought the blatantly srcastic quip about
no good pop songs before September would have been a big hint there on the comdeic intent.
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
Sometimes your readers are the morons.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have expounded at length on this topic over the years
Arguably, “actual music” distinctly diverged from “pop” the second the Beatles released “Rubber Soul”. Since that moment, there have only been two brief windows during which the two re-converged: the Arena Rock era of the mid-late 70s, and then after the Disco interruption, the New Romantic movement of the early ’80s. Outside of that, there has always been a distinct difference between the top 40 charts and, you know, actual music that non-vapid people listen to.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I think 1991-1994 was a brief coalescence.
Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Verve Pipe, Weezer, Ween, Stone Temple Pilots, etc. AND, then you had the mainstream popularity of metal, when the godforsaken sellout horseshit Black album was released by Metallica.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 2, 2011 6:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Remember, it's not popular music if almost no one around you likes it
kicks giant super eurobeat collection under desk
This one was on constant repeat when I was in Germany
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Nickelback has to be a one seed.
They are the Duke of Worst Bands.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Creed.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Goddamnit
now i have a soundtrack of shit running through my head.
it’s like the shittastic soundtracks of all the american pie movies thrown into one collective used diaper.
Just seeing these names makes me want to puke
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Rascal Flatts gets the lifetime achievement award for Suck
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Big & Rich.
Uncle Kracker.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
WE'RE COMIN! TO YOUR CIT-AYYYYYYYY!
Someone grab the claymore mines.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jul 1, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
claymore mines?
Doing a little remodelling?
by Irishjugg on Jul 1, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I...kinda like Maroon 5.
PLEASEDON’TSHOOTMENOPLEASEDON’TI’LLSPENDAWEEKINTHESPIDERCLOSET
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
It's OK man, me too.
/will be there in the spider closet too
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I also don't like ranch.
So you’ll have to eat all that.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Well, this will end well.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's one I'll get booed for
KISS. FUCK THAT STUPID FUCKING BAND SKJFHDKJVHSDFJKLBVH:SDFJKVN
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Please. We all know they're terrible.
It’s just enjoyable terrible.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
KISS is the Showgirls of music.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe you are looking for the term
Horribawesome.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I disagree
They’re just terrible.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
KISS is on there
not a high seed b/c have to consider a lot of people like them. I hate most Aerosmith, Eagles and Rush too….but where to seed them???
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh god, Aerosmith is a darkhorse contender
They shouldn’t be lower than a 4-seed
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Aerosmith should be way lower.
A lot of people (including me) like them.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
Their earlier stuff especially is pretty undeniably good
“Last Child”? Been berry, berry good to me.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Come Together aside, not only do they ruin absolutely every song they cover
All of their original songs are just obnoxious static-like noise to me. I can’t stand the lyrics, the singing, the guitar, the drums, any of it. None of it is appealing to me.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
The Eagles can be raped with a rusty gardening tool of your choice
for their shitty version of country fusion becoming the go to reference for the genre instead of Gram Parsons
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Jul 1, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gram Parsons is like unto a god to me....
I used to think I liked the E agles, until a former GF pointed out that I only owned one of their records and my favorite song on it was written by Tom Waits.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
The unquestionably best hit the Eagles ever had was Take it Easy, written by Jackson Browne
I aim to misbehave
Their rendition of Take It Easy was great....
The only Eagles album I owned was On The Border and my favorite song on it was Ol’ 55, written by Tom Waits
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
I love listening to Tom Waits
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Live acoustic Hotel California forever
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I...hate the fucking Eagles, man.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jul 1, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Train's a #2
too fucking boring for a #1. See below, Limp Biz gets a #1 from me too
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
They did it all for the nookie.
So you can take that cookie…
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
/full body twitch
//growl
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Try being in HS
in the town they ‘came’ from
ALL. THE. LIMP. BIZKIT.
All of it. I could probably sing along to ever single song on any of their albums. Not because I want to. But because it’s been scorched into my cerebrum.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I prescribe lobotomy.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
That's harsh brah.
I can’t control all CD players of the peoples cars I was in at the time.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I meant as a therapeutic favor to yourself
Drastic measures for severe conditions.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I like some train songs.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too.
Train Kept a Rollin
Midnight Train to Georgia
I’ve Been Workin on the Railroad,
City of New Orleans
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
by DrBundy on Jul 1, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
WOODY MOTHAFUCKIN GUTHRIE Y'ALL
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Arlo, akshully
And Steve Goodman (of David Allen Coe’s “You Never Even Call Me By My Name” fame) wrote it.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
DAC brings back some wonderful bar memories.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
My one and only karaoke go-to.
“I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison…”
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Spend more than 25 minutes in Auburn, AL
and you can’t not hear that song. I used to like it, then I moved there.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Gah! goddamnit you're right.
Thought CoNO was an older song
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry
I can’t remember my own phone number half the time, but when it comes to music, I’ll just quote my wife: “He’s forgotten more about music that you’ll ever know.”
/Wife actually told a young punk that one night when the little shit tried to drop some knowledge on me and I promptly went upside his head with not only facts to prove his wrongitude, but also a brief history of the band whose t-shirt he picked up that afternoon at the local Hot Topic.
/also not implying you don’t know music.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
Midnight Train to Georgia
one of my all-time favorites
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 1, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
GREEN THIS NOW
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Long Train Running
Doobie Brothers [before the Michael McDonald diaster]
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wife has gone long on Doobie Brothers on the iTunes store lately...
…wonder if I need to start drug testing…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Me too.
I’ve Been to Georgia on a Fast Trian.
Casey Jones.
Folsom Prison Blues.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 1, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
On a Johnny Cash tip
Don’t forget Orange Blosson Special.
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 1, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
or Wreck of the Old 97
even though it’s not his song, he does a damn good version of it. The San Quentin album is fucking brilliant.
Hank III
Does a great Old 97 on some Johnny tribute album.
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 1, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone listen to the Old 97's?
pretty good “texas-country” or “alt-country” or what the genre people are calling it these days.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
They play around here a lot
Sad to say I’ve never seen them.
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 1, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
you're probably drinking coffee and smoking big cigars
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
We've been on this shift too long.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
Disagree
Number 1 seeds: Backstreet Boys, NKOTB, N*Sync, Spice Girls.
Those names oughta trigger the “soundtrack of shit” ChaosTempo was bitching about…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
I'd say Creed over Nickleback
And Limp Bizkit is right in that mix.
/give me something to break.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Does U2 get a mention here?
Maybe not a 1-seed? 2-seed?
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
There's so many always terrible bands I don't think we need to crap on bands that were good at some point.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
You leave Eve6 out of this
I don’t know why, I just remembered a group of us trying to name all the ‘number bands’ from the 90s/00s
Blink 182, Maroon 5, Inspection12, Eve6, Matchbox20, MC5, Ben Folds Five, Finger 11, Sum 41, 10,000 maniacs, 311…
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Ben Folds Five is a great band.
311 is halfway tolerable. Blink 182 is nostalgic to a simpler time.
Will work for football.
and don't you dare diss 10,000 Maniacs
although I haven’t listened to anything they did after Natalie Merchant left
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I only know one song by them, so the HAET is limited.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
It's popped up once or twice
I’m discovering that a lot of the most hated songs around here are somehow occasional guilty pleasures of mine.
/Hops in car
//Blares “We Built This City” with the windows down
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 1, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Bless you Craig Chaquico
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
our version of that song in college was much simpler
he makes a whiskey drink, he makes a whiskey drink.
he makes a whiskey drink, he makes a whiskey drink.
he makes a whiskey drink, he makes a whiskey drink.
he makes a whiskey drink, he makes a whiskey drink.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN?
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Take off your pants and jacket.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
DO NOT EVEN DRAG BLINK 182 INTO THIS
OR 13 YEAR OLD ME WILL…UM…
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Have a sad
and listen to Adam’s Song again.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jul 1, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Awkwardly walk away?
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
intramurals?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like that song a lot.
“I said I was the cops, and your husband’s in jail. This state looks down on Sodomy”
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I wasn't calling them out as awful, just pointing out the dirth of # bands
I like Ben Folds Five. 311 was the precursor to Linkin Park and their ilk. And Blink was just plain fun, I think they realized they were awful song writers and weren’t that great of musicians (until Travis Parker was on the drums), so they just made shit that people liked and didn’t take themselves seriously.
If I hear a crappy artist talk about his ‘craft’ I immediately start laughing.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I love all three of these bands.
Well, okay, not so much 311.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Are they the ones that did Paralyzer a few years ago?
If so, RAEG.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK
HATE SO MUCH OF IT I HAS
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nah, that's Finger Eleven.
Another number band, though.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
And that's a dangerous #12 for that one song alone.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I will agree with this 100%
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
One song you say?
If you could only see the way she looooves you…
Queefcore at some of its finest.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
if i sorted it OUUUUUUUUT
if i knew all a-BOUUUUUUUUT THIS ONE THING
WTF are you TALKING about, asshat?!
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
You guys need to stop. Please.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Last one.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Almost all of those are tolerable with at least one decent song
I think you could argue up to a #5 seed for any of them, but nothing higher.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah bad music from my prom.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
They were a christian band up to that point
like POD
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
And Creed.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
SO KISS MEEEEE
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Rhyme "hat" with "map"? No sir FU
Although the chick singer was kind cute
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
That looks like Glenn Close
Which is not a compliment.
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 1, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Sixpence None the Richer was the Cardigans' eunuch cousin
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Cumbersome
Then the dj played Barbie Girl.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Boyz II Men, UB40, and All-4-One wonder what they have to do to get mentioned.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Boyz II Men = No. They could actually, you know, sing.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
Quite well.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
All 4 One's two biggest hits were written and originally performed by John Michael Montgomery
Take from that what you will
I aim to misbehave
Joshua Tree is one hauntingly beautiful album.
Co-signed
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
The Unforgettable Fire is better.
And the song “The Unforgettable Fire” is one of the most overlooked songs in human history, except for that one time when KDGE did their “Top 500 Modern Rock Songs of All Time” countdown in 1990 and it somehow came in at #4. (“New Year’s Day” and “Sunday Bloody Sunday” were 1-2. The Cure’s “Lovesong” was #3.)
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
The Cure never get enough love.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 2, 2011 6:13 AM EDT up reply actions
which is why they write that sad-sack music
/likes the cure
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 2, 2011 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd actually go so far as to say the majority of music U@ put out before 1996 or so is actually pretty good.
And the stuff that isn’t is at least not actively vile, unlike, e.g. the Steve Miller Band.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck Steve Miller Band
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Dance, Dance, Dance
you shall not besmirch the name of that song.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I will happily besmirch the name of that or any other Steve Miller Band song.
And Steve Miller is a UW alum, so you know I’m serious about his work being the sonic equivalent of a Thomas Kinkade painting.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Jungle Love.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I admit U2's early 90's work has grown on me over the years and I am not as repulsed.
But “Rattle & Hum” was self-indulgent crap. And, also, I ran into the Edge in a restaurant two months after Hurricane Katrina down here in NOLA (his table and ours were the only occupied tables in the place). He was in town – without any fanfare at all – to start raising money for musicians who lost their instruments in the flood. They’re good people all around.
I'm headed for the spider closet...
…but Achtung Baby is still my favorite U2 album. Partly because that was the tour I saw live (in Birmingham, with PUBLIC ENEMY opening, jaysus) but also because it takes some serious stones to say “we are going to completely blow up our incredibly successful style of music and go in a totally different direction that will probably cost us half our fans.”
Now, Pop? That was a shit biscuit…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
This. and the the one above.
R&H was self indulgent crap; Pop a shitbiscuit.
Achtung was solid, but holy lord – the Zoo TV tour was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen. Alas, P.E. rolled off right before I saw them, so I got Primus (meh) and Disposable Heros of Hiphopricy (the dude from Spearhead – so that was cool, though live rap is generally bad).
Still, best concert ever.
Spearhead was the band at the WWDC Bash this year...
…they didn’t have much to work with in the way of audience, but damned if they didn’t light it up anyway. Totally worth four days of eyeglazeing.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I saw that tour at Williams Brice
WOW- hell of a show
Q- the only problem with sitting in the 10th row?
A- that would be when the Fruit of Islam stepshow commenced and every redneck from soufcacalacky started throwing everyrthing that wasn’t nailed down- none of it made the stage
Pint bottle to the dome?
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
Saw Steve Miller Band live just last year...
..and they were AMAZING. So. good.
but we all know....
Never trust a Hogwallop!
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
NO.
Creed was bad bad bad, but they went away. Nickelback just won’t stop making shitty music.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
by Spartan D on Jul 1, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think my town singlehandedly keep Nickelback alive
No, Q93, I don’t want to hear a triple shot of Nickelback.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
That sounds like a triple shot of Five o'clock [insert least favorite liquor here]
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
fgnsdfkjgsnhakjdvg ksdjvnsdk;jbnk;sdfavms
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Drive time to get the Led out.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
MY GOD
as I scroll down this thread it’s insane – YOU GUYS ARE NAILING ALL OF THEM. Thought was gonna be tough b/c musical tastes can vary so widely but…this is gonna be fun.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
The Spin Doctors with a buzzer beater!!!!!!!!!! (Gus Johnson voice)
to take out Nickleback in the sweet sixteen
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
You are all so goddamn spot on it is scary
Spin Doctors are a 3 or 4
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
No that's POD.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOM DAVE MATTHEWS OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
THIS COMMENTARIAT TOLD ME IT WAS OKAY TO BE A DMB FAN.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
No we didn't.
And where is Londonjoe? I’d like another rant about the Avett Brothers please.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
The Avett Brothers were kinda interesting the first few time I heard them.....
Un-fucking-fortunately the radio station here in Charleston promptly drove them into the ground for me.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
WE MOST ASSUREDLY DID NOT.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
:(
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't anymore
Highschool me did, though.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
This exactly sums up my position on the DMB.
1995 me thought that shit was better than Barry White for the assistance in the touching of the boobies, though.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
For touching the boobies of 15 year olds(when you were 15, get away Chris Hansen!)
it probably was
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
still is
what?
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hike up your skirt a little more....
and show your world to me.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
Advanced troll maneuver:
Tell people you prefer Dave’s solo album. It’ll piss of DMB fans AND non-fans alike.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Which one is that?
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry, it's chill brah.
I also like to blast O.A.R. from my speakers that I point out of my dorm window.
/I don’t mind DMB
Will work for football.
There WAS a discussion a few months back in which many people here openly stated they liked DMB
So, there. Yeah. Chew on that.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck that. I"m from Michigan and I hate Kid Rock.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK KID ROCK
Easily a #2 or #3 seed.
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Puts on a surprisingly decent live show
It wasn’t my idea, and I’m generally not a fan. At the very least, he seems to enjoy himself. I can’t stand musicians that give off a vibe of not wanting to be there
/Looking at you Metallica
//And, shockingly, Merle Haggard
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 1, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Do single person acts count in a tournament for worst "bands"?
Cher ftw?
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
Ricky. Martin.
In menudo and all by his lonesome.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
How did I forget that one?
‘Yes it’s true he’s a Yank
He ain’t no son of Hank
And if you thought different
My God, you’re fuckin dumb’
-Hank III on Kid Rock.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
He should be summarily punished for ripping off and then not acknowledging the rip off
He steals a Metallica song for American Badass and then proceeds to list all the bands he like “Skynard, Seager, Limp, Korn, the Stones, David Allan Coe, No Show Jones” and doesn’t mention Metallica.
Then he does the same thing with All Summer Long. Steals Warren Zevon and lists bands he used to listen to, but fails to mention Warren
I aim to misbehave
That's just to protect the undergroundedness of Warren Zevon and Metallica.
Kid Rock is secretly a hipster.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
But...
I’ve got my 8-year-old hooked on Warren Zevon now.
Enjoy Every Sandwich/d
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jul 1, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
All Summer Long?
I thought that was blatantly stolen from “Sweet Home Alabama”
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
and werewolves of london
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jul 1, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
not to mention that kid rock
Rhymed “things” with “things”
i weep for the future
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jul 1, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
He also stole from Sweet Home Alabama for that one
But he had the decency to mention that song.
The entire melody is ripped from Werewolves of London
I aim to misbehave
Not the same chord structure, that implies it was accidental
He directly ripped the whole melody. To the point that my ringtone used to be Werewolves of London and I had to change it when that song came out because stupid people would go “I LOVE KID ROCK” Then they would here the howl and get really confused.
I aim to misbehave
le sigh
Also, this may be a “get off my lawn” moment, but I had never heard of Warren Zevon or this particular song before.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
This is unacceptable, young man
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Church's Chicken
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't smoke any less, either...
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I used to do drugs...
I still do, but I used to too
/Hedberg’d
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jul 1, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.
/Atell’d
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't do drugs any more...
than an average touring funk band.
/Hicks’d
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Dad's sock drawer, I'd guess.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, man, I swore I had a big ass sensimilla bud in here...
Maybe the wife smoked it wothout telling me.
The kids? Nah, man, they don’t blaze.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
Yeah, get the fuck off of my lawn, broski.
Dake your damn wrap with the hippin’ and the hoppin’ with you. And pull your damn pants up.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
See the kids, they listen to the rap music
/cosby’d
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Come visit for a weekend.
Bring your listening ears. I have all the music you will ever need to hear in order to make it through life. We’ll start with “Excitable Boy” by Mr. Zevon.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
Your father should be taken behind the woodshed and beaten
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
No no
Daddy’s a Hendrix man. He has all the records. ALL OF THEM.
That’s what I grew up listening to. Along with The Beatles, Pure Prarie League and CCR.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I grew up listening to Pink Floyd.
Dark Side of the Moon was regular dinner music for us.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
My stepdad was and remains all about the Beatles
For my 18th birthday, he gave me every album from Rubber Soul through Let it Be on CD. Mom was all about the heroic collection of Grateful Dead concert tapes. I had to go to my aunt (the one who turned me into a Cub fan before I could do anything about it when I was 3 or 4) for the Hendrix. Pink Floyd? That stuff I found on my own (excepting Dark Side of course). I can neither confirm nor deny that there was a bong permanently stationed next to the couch until I was 15 or so.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Excitable Boy is a classic
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jul 1, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Warren Zevon is PHENOMENAL
my favorite is “Lawyers, Guns, and Money”, for the stories he tells before playing it live.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'ma play with fire here
Although I love hearing Zevon do “Lawyers, Guns, and Money,” I actually like Hank Williams Jr.’s version better.
I'm 22 and I'm disappointed.
Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner is a great song
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
What he did to those songs is unac-fucking-ceptable
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Me too, brah, me too
Excitable Boy LIVE
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think one of my four #1 seeds might have to be Kid Rock
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
As if my hate for them could be MORE justified.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
I'm with you
/Owns multiple OAR live albums
//Enjoys the occasional DMB tune
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 1, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
OAR is good for one thing
Clearing a bar full of rednecks with the 14 minute live version of Crazy Game of Poker
I aim to misbehave
Aww, c'mon now. I likes O.A.R.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
14 minutes?
Why not play the long one.
Besides, the best play is the live cut of “If I Had a Million Dollars” at a pool hall.
Yes, all the random dialogue was still tagged on to the end.
/Denied all knowledge.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 1, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
OAR is the single worst live show I've ever seen.
They played for 30 minutes, took a 45-minute set break, then came back so high they couldn’t play their instruments, so they did a 10-minute Crazy Game of Poker that was all out of tune and called it a night.
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Jul 1, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
My potential worst show turned into one of the best....
Steven Stills and Manassas. Stills was so gorram drunk he fell over backwards off the piano bench. They helped him off the stage and then Chris Hillman [formerly of the Byrds] and his 12-string took over. They did a phenomenal show.
Stills came back during the encore and played along with two songs.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
I watched Mike Cooley pass out on stage
and still shred a solo.
/DBT’d
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
/throws frisbee across 9 sidewalks
SORRY BRAH.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
they lied
you must remember, it is well populated with professional decievers (aka lawyaz).
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
I'm sorry to tell you this John
But Dave Matthews has been scheduled for termination. The second he sullied the good name of Alpine Valley he subjected himself to my rule. There’s nothing you could have done.
I aim to misbehave
I don't mind them either
What I minded were the kids in high school who were convinced they were the greatest band ever.
THIS
/Dude, you’ve got to hear them LIVE.
//VOMITDEATH
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 1, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Living in VA as they hit it big was the worst
No, guys, I don’t want to spend money I don’t have to sit at the VA Beach Ampitheatre surrounded by stoners to hear them play.
Everyone in high school goes through a Doors phase and a DMB phase.
Because those bands aren’t completely played out for high school kids yet. By the time they hit 20 or so, though, the inescapable ubiquity wears away the novelty.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Or, to put it another way...
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I ws the Lizard King, I could do anything....
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Despite my love of Grunge music and my unabashed Springsteen man-crush
The Lizard King might be my favorite musician of all time
I aim to misbehave
We are stoned ... immaculate
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jul 1, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
The Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock
by Synaesthesia on Jul 1, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yet they seem to go well w/Musburger's voice on
Saturday nights w/ABC’s cutaways to commercials.
Patiently waiting for The Golden Era to kickoff at Sun Life Stadium.
I think it's okay to like Under the Table and Dreaming.
After that, you’re on your own, pal.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Nickleback
is the #1 overall seed. Creed is also a #1, as is Offspring. Selection committee struggling with the fourth #1, I’m leaning Limp Bizkit, other member is leaning 311.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
all the females proclaim i glide very well for a man of caucasion descent
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
I'll vote for Limp Bizkit.
Deciding factor: I loved that shit as a teenager.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
I kept reading thread. I forgot about Kid Rock.
Kid Rock might trump all else. I loathe Kid Rock.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd be fine with this.
There is plenty of hate to go around.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
I see no hate for that Friday girl
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Um, she's 13.
I don’t blame her for her taste in music, much less her ability to make it.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
She's 13?
I’ve only heard the song.
/feels bad.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
My emotions towards her range from
pity to apathy. Song’s annoying but so’s most over-produced pop.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I just feel bad for he\r
The rest of her life she’ll be Rebecca Black, the girl who sang the shit-tacular song that really encompasses what people think is wrong with music in 2011.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
which is still more fame
than most of us will have.
i can forgive her for the bad music. hell, at least she probably wrote it herself with her own original (yet somehow terrible) ideas.
this version is funnier, though – as interpreted by a bad lip-reader. #watchitnow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U
I have no desire to be famous
And if I am, I hope it isn’t for something negative.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
She's getting some mileage out of it for sure
She was in the latest Katy Perry video, and is far too young to dress like that. I see jailtime for somebody in her future.
Bret Michaels was in Cinderella?
/thatsthejoke.jpg
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I don't think he was in Cinderella but he's touring with them now
And absolutely murdering What I Got, and then fucking the corpse with his syphilitic dick.
I aim to misbehave
Ok, I've got a really questionable one:
Neil Young. I absolutely love his acoustic stuff, but anything he does with a plugged in guitar is aural rape. I hate his bullshit single-note warbly solos so much that it almost washes out the songs of his I do like. OPinions?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I like him
maybe not really for his own music, but he inspired a lot of bands that I like.
That being said I really like Cortez the killer.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
It will do in a pinch,
But I am a sucker for well done covers.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
i like most of his stuff
Cortez, Cinnamon Girl, Broken Arrow, Cowgirl in the Sand, Down By the River… i even liked Downtown. /ducks
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I put Neil Young in the same category I put Lou Reed in
I appreciate them for the massive influence they’ve had on music as a whole, and I like some of their work, but I won’t defend them from someone that doesn’t like them.
I aim to misbehave
you said it better than me.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I overheard a guy at a bar once
who was vehemently defending Metal Machine Music as the greatest piece of artistic experimentation to come out of the 70s.
Takes all kinds, I guess.
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Jul 1, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
There's definitely a legitimate argument there
Because of Reed’s and to a lesser extent Young’s experimentation with feedback, there are numerous bands now that use feedback to simulate a bass line. The Black Keys and White Stripes being prominent examples.
I aim to misbehave
Feedback, sure
but 45 minutes of it?
I think Lester Bangs was right about it being Reed’s “fuck you” to everyone.
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Jul 1, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was that he was in a giant fight with his label
So he locked himself in his apartment for a couple of days, recorded it, then lobbed the masters through his lebel’s doors with a note that read "COMMERCIAL DISASTER.
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 1, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Like really peat-y Scotch, Niel's electric work is an aquired taste....
I liked most of it up until about three or four years ago.
Like Tracy Rocker says ZUMA FTW
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
Bizkit has to be #1.
311’s really not all that awful.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
'tis my argument
They’re bad but tolerable to some reasonable people.
Anyone know of a bracket site I could use? Or should I just do a FanPost with four polls for each region?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
First Fanpost to hit 5,000 comments?
I can see it coming.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I have yet to see Good Charlotte proposed in this thread
Commentariat, I am disappoint.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 1, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry, they're in the bracket
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
No mention of Hip-hop and/or rap
So I’ll kick it off and say Drake and Lil’ Wayne should probably die horrible deaths. I’m not a huge rap fan, but I do like certain acts (mostly based on if it showed up in an awesome YouTube montage relating to football, also Outkast). These two “rappers” need to go now.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jul 1, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but these are rock bands.
I guess for the purposes of the tournament we could include Lil Wayne’s “rock” album as a #15 seed. What a travesty THAT was.
If you hate Wayne, listen to Tha Carter II. Actual concepts, flow, development of rhyme scheme…that’s why people listened to him in the first place.
Now he’s putting out shit like “Lollipop”. Sigh.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
This might be a regional thing,
but I absolutely hate Cory Smith.
No one cares that you drank underage and are from Athens. write something else you bald 40 year old man whose only fans are 17 year old girls in Buckhead.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
SOMEDAY you might be able to blow up bodyparts with fireworks in NY
well, legal fireworks that is. We apparently are the only state with NO legal fireworks prior to this bill/law
http://www.lohud.com/article/20110701/NEWS01/107010335/N-Y-Legislature-votes-allow-sale-milder-fireworks?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|Frontpage
If you're at all inclined to go to NYC, this year the fireworks will be over the Statue of Liberty
Which is probably the most American thing ever.
I aim to misbehave
Greetings from Souf Kahlina!
Where blasting off your own body parts is a time-honored tradition.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
/CSB time
I once inadvertently lit off a mortar upside down in the tube. Luckily no one was injured, but those explosions are larger than they look when they go off at ground level.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 1, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
After about 15 mortars
It’s time to change out the tubes. I had one that we guessed had been so singed on the inside, that on #16 it blew the tube in half and the explosion was scary.
/coolstorybro
//themoreyouknow
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
The weird thing is
The tube was completely intact, it pushed the blast up and out. I just remember hitting the ground and everything turning a bizarre shade of green.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 1, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I still have my half of it
I take it to every 4th of July.
Scare people into either setting them ALL up SOBER or letting the DDs hold the lighters.
/call me Capt BuzzKill McSafetyjerk
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I work in safety professionally
That means that when I do it, it’s safe by definition
/climbs ladder two rungs at a time
//runs with scissors
///lights bottle rockets with cigar, balancing G&T in left hand
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 1, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I like your style
You wouldn’t happen to be my office safety manager, would you?
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
Highly unlikely, but I might have written his handbook!
/Takes elevator to Starbucks ten minutes ahead of office fire drill
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 1, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Nope, you're not him
He takes the elevator to the coffee shop during the fire drill.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
I would take it to the coffee shop during the fire.
No one else would be on it.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Just use the fireperson/emt trick
I never stop on other floors when I’m the only one on the elevator or it’s crowded. No we can not fit you and no I don’t have to say that to your face because we didn’t allow the cab to stop or the doors to open.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
do explain
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
/shiftyeyes.gif
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by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
EMT/Fireperson friend has confirmed
and I’ve done it while at a hotel with an internal convention before.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You are owed a lifetime of gratitude for this sir
I nominate you for sainthood
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
Rec'd
…harder than Mark Shapiro’s dumb ass fucked up Six Flags.
Some of his other teammates didn't have as good self control, however
by Billy Sims' Fro on Jul 1, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
nope. see above.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
No, only half a key. I had to split it with the soundman.
Thanks, Rocky!
Fire Sign Theater
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, looks like it's time to change tubes.
I’ve been using the same tubes for about three years.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Or get some PVC and make your own
but please stop using the cardboard.
Plus if you make your own you can make them with angle finders and such for shooting over people on the rivers boats.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I had a few in college.
Had one that was around 6 feet tall. And yes, the chamber was 2:1 to the barrel (i’m an engineer damn it). Dual grill ignitions (for better burn). Also had a 3’ one for scaring people since it shot flames.
We used it for beer can/bottle bowling.
Rules: drink. Place cans inside of 3×3×3′ box against cinderblock wall. walk across street. aim. fire. lulz. We got really drunk one night and shot about a bag into the air for no reason. A week later we found out there was a bunch of random potatos in the street about 3 streets over. I kind of wish we had done it down a street so I could have figured out exactly how much poewr we were playing with.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Quit being dirty, Sanchez
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
by cowcollege on Jul 1, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fireworks in Kosovo were unreal.
You could buy (well, Kosovars could buy, we couldn’t) rockets that were easily a foot in diameter and four feet tall. Ansolutely zero regulations. Unfucking real.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jul 1, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, some of them may have been a bit bigger
Having worked with Aviation intel stuff in the past, I’ve had a bit of experience with MANPADS.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jul 1, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Not to be confused with ManPads
which is what the Italian Army needs on a rotating basis every 28 days.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
So when does the train to Rome arrive?
Ah…si, si, how you say, ah…eventually.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
They haven't fielded a good army since Roman times...
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
Italian on Italian doesn't count.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
When competing against the incompetent....
you don’t have to be competent yourself, just not as incompetent.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
LOL SIR FU
and I men that in the kindest way. If we play W&M again I hope we hand more than a 100 on you.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
R. Kelly showed off his in the court room
/drip drip drip
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
congrats b1g 1nteger
you get one american dollar and ALL. THE. RANCH.
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Jul 1, 2011 11:35 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
.
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jul 1, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
You know, insulting my love of ranch is not an insult
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jul 1, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
#TEAMRANCH
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Honey mustard is neither good honey nor good mustard
Sorry man
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
for people who hate useless businessspeak/acronyms/abbreviations
“To exploit this vulnerability, a remote attacker would utilize various tactics, techniques and procedures (TTP).”
Dude, I write bids and proposals for a DoD service contractor....
All the acronyms?
ALL THE ACRONYMS
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
One thing I do not miss about DoD contractorhood
The first chapter of the environmental report was nothing but acronyms and a couple of verbs.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
only one page?
we have around 7.
yay!
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
reading comprehension?
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by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
God, I miss that man's cartooning...
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Calvin and Hobbes autorec.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Professional jargon
I consider myself blessed to operate in a world peppered with Latin and Old French. IPSO FACTO VOIR DIRE RES JUDICATA NOLO CONTENDERE CY-PRES LACHES, MOTHERFUCKER!
Lorem ipsum?
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Res ipsa loquitor all up in this hizzy, bitches.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
over here, it's just:
res ipsa loquiDERP
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wish someone would merge this gif one of those hypnotizing ones from above
would be truly ’Murica
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
did someone say Ohio?
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jul 1, 2011 11:51 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
duck face.
Must. Stop.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously ladies
Big lips is sexy on women like Angelina Jolie, but if you don’t have big lips, that doesn’t mean you’re not sexy too. Please just stop trying to do that “pouty” face thing when you don’t have “pouty” lips. Just stop
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Jul 1, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
/plays "don't stop believin'"
OMG I LOVE THIS SONNNNNNNNNG.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
ITS TOTALLY ABOUT MEEEEEEE
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
one more hour
one more hourrrrrrrrrrrrr
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 1, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
not leaving early
unless CEO yells at us through the PA to leave again….and i think he’s already left.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I left early yesterday
/intern
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Debating leaving at lunch today..
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
No bosses are in today
The parking lot is half empty, and there’s only four of us in the office I’m in
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like a great time to set up practical jokes on others for Tues
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
I always enjoyed doing the frozen can of shaving cream in the file cabinet thing.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I've taken two half days in a row to stay home with a sick infant.
Chances of leaving early are slim. Although, I think I’m the only attorney in the office today.
I'm interning too
I write junk mail. what do you do?
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jul 1, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
1 PM CDT - office closes
Couple quick afternoon errands then…
ALL THE GIN
ALL THE EXPLOSIVES
ALL THE GRILLED MEATS
by T-Jax, Field General on Jul 1, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Two questions
1) where is my eye candy?
2) where is my eye candy since I don’t get to leave work early?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
I wasn't leaving early...just leaving this post...
ick. LOL
"Herbicides don't kill trees. People kill trees."
Ha. Yes.
Also, sorry about the baseballs. We can just oogle catchers who can pick off runners at 2nd somewhere else!
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 1, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
you'll get nothing and like it!
This is America’s Birthday Weekend. We ain’t gonna be looking at photographs of dudes this weekend. It would be disrespectful.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I don't need photos of chicks. I have all that with me all the time.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 1, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Go on....
Some of his other teammates didn't have as good self control, however
by Billy Sims' Fro on Jul 1, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Check her avatar, brah
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU'RE WELCOME
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
So, where's IE's?
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we are all avoiding this today.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 1, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Where have you been hiding?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't you notice when zz and I left?
And there have be NO women around today…?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 1, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
We've had pictures of women though
It’s like Plato’s Cave!
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
MOAR BIKINI CONTESTEZ!!
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
...
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, I meant where is her shirt
But she’s out this morning at a field trip with our son. I’ve got lil one duty.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahhhhh. yeah. where IS her shirt, sir?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 1, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT'S
what I was asking Ghost, as he seems to be the official supplier of Sun Belt gear.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he's afraid of you.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 1, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not scary at all
Now, my access to tanks and armed UAV’s might be scary…
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha. That's it.
I mean sending gifts to a married woman could be considered a little risque no?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 1, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
In the hopes that she wears it, takes a picture of her chest, and puts photo on internet?
No, not risque at all, why?
/innocent look
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
that's a picture of a shirt there good sir.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jul 1, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly.
Not her fault it’s filled out well.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Definitely something you want permission from the husband first before doing.
Not that I know or anything…
Was just trying to give Ghost a hard time
wouldn’t bother me in the least, because I know the situation here. Now if it was something random, yeah, that’d be a problem.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
/would have answered "floor of my room"
//but that’s usually my laundry, not hers, on the floor
///because I’m a slob
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Funny [peculiar, not ha-ha]
At my house, I’m the one who gets the clothes in the hamper. Mrs MtnEer does not.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
I'm the same way.
And I’m the one that put the clean dishes away in the cupboards. But, she’s the one that does the washing and drying
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
If I buy your wife a shirt
I get to hit on her as well. You understand this, yes?
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
And armed UAVs which are now sacrier than tanks...
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
Yes, they can be very scary.
I’ve seen bad guys try to “run” and be very unsuccessful.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Connection to your name, I take it?
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, the P-51
quite the elegant aircraft.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
My grandfather races one at Reno. The “Galloping Ghost” Race 177. It used to be called “Specter” hence my handle.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Picture isn't showing up for me at all
link?
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
avatar
bra.
I think.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
/headdesk
yeah, should have followed the arrow.
That’s a P-51D, if I recall correctly.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Very nice. That racing sounds amazing.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It is.
If you’re ever near Reno in the third week of September, you should check it out.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Hit on? No.
You will take the possibility of it showing up as her avatar and getting a free shot to ogle her chest, or nothing at all, and like it, sir. Perhaps with the opportunity to make a jocular semi-inappropriate comment or two.
“Hit on” implies the expectation that success might happen. If you did that, it’s not me you’d have to worry about.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
SIR YES SIR
/ships entire supply of Sun Belt items to Hawaii
Haven't you heard? There's a battle of words, and most of them are lies.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jul 1, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Now, there's a good chap.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Please don't....seriously.
There’s enough horrid shit around here.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 2, 2011 6:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Happy Canada Day!
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jul 1, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Here you go
Now you’re gonna have to leave work early.
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
by cowcollege on Jul 1, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
1. Pork. Alive pork. Mingles well and holds a cocktail shrimp tray nicely if broad shouldered.
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
i looked into his eyes
and i think that i am pregnant with twins now
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jul 1, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
apropos response is apropos & green
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Here you go, kiddo....
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
dude duck face?
/why didn’t i just click the title?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Or Le Tigre?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh?
Chicago Tribune Office Guy: I’m thinking about moving to Mississippi.
Me: Why?
CTOG: It seems like it’ll be better than Chicago.
Me: stunned silence
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 12:37 PM EDT reply actions
Does he like... um... what is Mississippi good for again?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Poverty.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Casual racism?
Will work for football.
by purwho on Jul 1, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think you might be on to something.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jul 1, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Indiana?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Ranch based bigotry
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
HOOUH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING Sing it again...
by Nabb1 on Jul 1, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
You get a rec for quoting Edwin Starr lyrics
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 1, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Ruining UF Football seasons
/trollololololol
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BCUZ MISSISSIPPI IZ INVOLVED IN VAST CONSPIRACY!!!!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
it would makes sense to me if he said it during the winter
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jul 1, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
i would live in Miss before I would live in Chicago.
and I like Chicago.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 1, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
there are more people in Chicago
than the entire state of Mississippi.
this is not a bad thing.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
depends I guess.
I’m not crazy about people.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jul 1, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
i am the exact same way.
miles of land with no people? yes, please.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
/gets sat on by gigantic cow-being on the cta
//cow-being spills cheezy poofs
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
well... uh... there are gigantobig cow-beings in MS, too.
just less likely to get sat on by one on pbulic transit. mainly because there is no big public transit system in MS.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
19.5% cheezy-poof tax
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
I lived in Mississippi for a summer
and it was awesome. Seriously. I don’t think you could pay me enough to live in Chicago.
I've only flown into Chicago on the way to South Bend
So I’ve never really been there, but I will say that I do like Mississippi. I feel smart when I’m there.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Good day so far
I dropped my totally busted car off at the dealer at 8 PM last night, get a call at 9:30 AM today saying they’ll fix it for free, wash it, and have it done by 11:00 AM. What’s the phrase that’s the exact opposite of “ripped off?”
Will Stein'd
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
...
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pryor's pro prospects?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
After An Evening with Jon Gruden?
I’d say it’s pretty accurate.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
Go away? I still have it.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
If we do, I'd hope he's able to show the bare minimum of intelligence and humility that Pryor did not.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
From Thujone:
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I enjoyed it immensely, myself.
HOPE THE ’07 Z AND THE WHITE BITCHES WERE WORTH IT, TYRELL
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jul 1, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not knowing your school's fight song was pretty lolwhut.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
HO HAW WELL WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
That’s our thing. Yah, our thing. You know tradition.
I’d be surprised if he even knew what dotting the i was…
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jul 1, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I need to watch Gruden-Pryor. It sounded amazing.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It's amazing in the most literal sense of the word.
He’s so much dumber than even I had imagined.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he really didn't know he was doing anything wrong.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll quote myself if you'll allow me that indulgence
“It was journey into the mind of a high functioning retard, and Gruden was the smart one”
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Jul 1, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
This line last night made me seriously giggle.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
And that's not even the best quote from last night.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
Rec'd
Would rec again.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
HA HO I TELL YA WHAT
I CALL HIM “BOOGER” BECAUSE I PULL STUFF OUT OF MY NOSE AS SMART AS HIM.
Will work for football.
Can we now officially extend the Fuck ... meme to UCF?
Seriously, Fuck UCF.
by k00laid on Jul 1, 2011 1:09 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I might vote for that proposition.....
but only if they make it into the Big East.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
Well, at least I have a rooting interest on certain CUSA Wednesdays.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
I know I'm supposed to hate WfVU and all...
but UCF’s fans I have to say are the douchiest fans I’ve come across so far.
by k00laid on Jul 1, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now, why is it that you "have to hate WfVU"?
I don’t hate Marshall. In fact, I’ll be rooting for you guys, every game except one this year.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
We don't have to...
But it’s hard not to for me, personally. I can respect people that root for both teams throughout the year.
Two of my cousins went to Marshall....
Granted that’s back when y’all were 1-AA.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
I've got tons of friends and family that went to wvu...
They cheer for Marshall for all but one game in the year and simply cannot fathom that I can’t/won’t do the same.
I think most see it as a repressed child thing
Variety of scheduling issues related to arrogance, battle every time we want to start a new academic program, legislative imbalance, etc. Couple that with some fans that would give Finebaum’s finest a run for their money and you’ve got the seeds for some serious dislike there.
by k00laid on Jul 1, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I explained it to a fellow WVU alum this way
He was wondering where all the animosity came from when we don’t reall think of y’all much. I told him Marshall folks really dislike us because we treat them the same way Pitt fans used to treat us.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
I'm not talking about beating us on the field....
so much as the smug superiority and condescension in their trash talking.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
More than once....
Pitt would say their main rival was Penn State.
Penn State said LOL WUT? and vanished into the B1G
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
But seriously, how long you been 1-A?
You need some more history before we even can discuss a rivalry thing.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
Not that I disagree
but take a gander at the smack sections of any of the Marshall centric boards (herdnation, herdfans, herdhaven). All of them have WVU fans who I guarantee that spend more time there than on their own sites. Hell they ran off the lady who ran the scout site.
by k00laid on Jul 1, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't read Marshall blogs, so I don't really know about that...
Are you sure the offending WVU types aren’t sidewalk alums?
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
Several of them
Have clearly pointed out how the only time they’ve spent in the state was to attend wvu, after which they promptly left
/stateprideoffended
//furtherfrustratedbytherepresentativestateuniversityboastconstantlyputforth
Oh, Western Pennsylneck geeks and Jersey boys, eh?
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
I've had several friends
and one Honest-to-God American Hero go to WVU, and for that I’ve got a lot of respect for ya’ll. It’s your sidewalk grads that bother me. Though to be fair, sidewalk grads of any school (ESPECIALLY VT) bother me.
HEY!
/didn’t go to OSU
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I went to the absolute travesty that was the 2009 game at ucf.....
At halftime, we were up 17-7 and it’d been a pretty solid game for Marshall despite the sorta close score. Two guys passed my girlfriend and I (both decked in Marshall gear) and got a hearty “GO BACK TO FUCKIN WEST VIRGINIA, HILLBILLIES!” I was like “…..we live in Jacksonville”
That was the worst walk back to the car after a game I’ve experienced in quite some time. Especially considering that you have to park 15 miles away unless you want to pay for parking and/or park around ucf fans (I’d rather walk 20 miles).
大哈笑什么？
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Reds and Bucco's are each a sweep and a Cards/Brewers series loss away from 1st place.
I will post ALL THE VICTORY BEASTS if this happens.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Reds I'll give ya, but the Pirates sweep the Brewers?
HAHAHAHA
Reds:Brewers::Brewers:Pirates
I aim to misbehave
It could happen
in an alternate universe
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think the Brewers have won like 18 straight against the Pirates
And the Reds have had a very similar run of dominance over the Brew Crew
I aim to misbehave
Dominance = luck
Some of those games, I’m not sure how we won.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
The Pirates are playing the Nationals this weekend.
I want to be hopeful, though I know they’ll lose all 4 games in excruciating fashion.
I've got hope that we'll murder the Nats.
They’ve got a losing streak to protect.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
You'll be happy to know
that I am officially rooting for the Pirates to win the division now.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 1, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd for nice translation
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jul 1, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
So glad he's gone.
Can’t think of another athlete that overestimates his own talent as much as Escobar.
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by Silver Britches on Jul 1, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
TJ Houshmandzadeh waves, shines his shoes and demands a new contract.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Chris Henry looks down from heaven, waves
and says “shoulda been you, Hush”
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jul 1, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too, he was finally getting his act together.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
The only people in Cincy who didn't love him
are the people who don’t love anyone who isn’t white.
He was like everyone’s loveable screwup kid. I’ll give it to Mike Brown – he does love his reclamation projects, and as often as not, they work.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
/resists urge to make spidery comment about the proportion of the population this applies to
"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" -- Captain Murphy
by thechuck_2112 on Jul 1, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it was Keith Law who killed the Braves last year for that trade
Without taking into account that he was going to get murdered if he stayed there any longer.
this
if Yunel takes an inning off while on the field, and he is north of the border, does anyone notice? or care?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
True
But… that trade looked pretty damn dumb right about then.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
it was like cutting pruning a plant
to save the rest of it. and look how nice alex gonzalez grew back in!
/justkidding
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I liked Matt Diaz
a lot more than I’ll ever like Nate Mclouth.
/frankwrenconfusesme
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You can have him back
He has no HRs yet, an OPS around .630…and was batting cleanup for the Bucs last night.
Yeah!
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's the ultimate test for how much you hate a player
I’ll trade you Mark Kotsay for him straight up.
I aim to misbehave
No one wants Kotsay
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jul 1, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
not even the Astros
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, screw you guys
He gave his best years to the A’s and I love him.
SO WHAT IF HE’S A ZOMBIFIED NUCLEAR MISSILE OF SHIT, I LOVE HIM.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Not quite. He didn't get airborne and aim his cleats for the chest.
And, why is there a Maybeline commercial before that clip? I can’t believe baseball fans are the target demographic for that.
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