Football in haiku.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jun 9, 2011 4:52 PM EDT
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PrintI've finished all my work for the day and have 45 minutes until I can start drinking again (I hate how work gets in the way of that). Entertain me! I've been writing haikus to keep myself minimally amused. It's an art form. What can you all write?
Terrelle Pryor: "Jim:
I need new ink." Tressel laughs.
"Get money get paid!"
Viking Overlord
Plays not by the rules. Nor does
WhittleBill Stewart.
West lafayette School:
just as real as the number
eleventeenty.
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So is this a
“I got off work early, what the fuck do I do now?” thread?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Jun 9, 2011 4:54 PM EDT reply actions
I suppose
although I’m still at the office. marketing is as good at hostage keeping as it is at marketing..
Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger ever offers you a ride, I say take it.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jun 9, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
is that a problem?
Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger ever offers you a ride, I say take it.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jun 9, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
Just bored. But I still have work tomorrow so I can’t go out partying and then golf got rained out.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Jun 9, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Dallas Mavericks
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
Fuck you, Miami
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 9, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I'll muster up a FUCK YOU MIAMI
But that’s all you’re gonna get out of me.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 9, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
i regret i can only rec this once
take my talents to
south beach said lebron. man, you
are a cocksucker.
FUCK CLEMSON, DABO
has a team mediocre
A-C-C “good team”
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
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