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"AS SEEN ON EBAY"

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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 8, 2011 4:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"Dolla Bill, Y'all"

Damnit, Neal, the name's Newalu.

by JimHalpert on Jun 8, 2011 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

KILLS MURDERS STEALS

"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."

by Touchdown on Jun 8, 2011 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

"SIGN AND DRIVE"

"It wasn’t that it was slippery or anything like that. It was just, dadgum, my hands and the balls were so wet..." - Tim Hudson

by KoKo the Monkey (T-Bone) on Jun 8, 2011 4:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

RonP4[INSERT VACANCY HERE]

_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!

by BurritoBrosShits on Jun 8, 2011 4:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"STUDENT DRIVER"

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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 8, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

lol

I had almost forgotten about Ron Mexico.

Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

by Brizzle T on Jun 10, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

TOO COUNTRY

"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."

by Touchdown on Jun 8, 2011 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I PAID FOR MY TATS GO BUCKS

And the carpet at the Thunderbird had a burn for every cowboy that got fenced in
Run the Dive: Blog - Twitter

by Peter Gray on Jun 8, 2011 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, that is marvelous

And the carpet at the Thunderbird had a burn for every cowboy that got fenced in
Run the Dive: Blog - Twitter

by Peter Gray on Jun 8, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Bows*

When my clients decide not to show up for appointments, I have free time and can think of stuff.

by ElRocco337 on Jun 8, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hived minded.

Glad I read through them first.

Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes

This is a blog that has little to do with football

by Neodymium on Jun 8, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

check mark

"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."

by whiskey_soup on Jun 8, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game over, man, game over!

Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.

by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jun 8, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give that man the 10,000 dollars!

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jun 8, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game. Set. Match.

"You can't be afraid to play somebody because they've got 3 really good players. How are you going to win if you're afraid to play? We're not going to be afraid to play - we're going to fight, we're going to attack, we're going to throw it out there and see what happens." - Carlos Boozer

by Jivas on Jun 9, 2011 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Winner winner

chicken dinner.

So simple and yet so elegant.

by SC-Gator on Jun 9, 2011 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

"USED CAR"

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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 8, 2011 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

UNICEF

_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!

by BurritoBrosShits on Jun 8, 2011 4:39 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

UNMARKED BILLS

I'm white and I don't dance but that doesn't mean I have all the answers.

by smk73 on Jun 8, 2011 4:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Henna tats R pu$$y

They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime

by Dawg in Beaumont on Jun 8, 2011 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

OHIO HATE ME

Do you think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit?

by CockNDallas on Jun 8, 2011 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

HE TAT ME

"All you need is bacon and a dream."

by jc001 on Jun 8, 2011 4:43 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

STR8 CASH HOMEY

I'm white and I don't dance but that doesn't mean I have all the answers.

by smk73 on Jun 8, 2011 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

His autograph

Reporter: "What would it take to get you to spend three or four days outside, on concrete?"
Joe Paterno: "Depends what she looks like."

by Cornbadger on Jun 8, 2011 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

SHOW ME YOUR TATS

With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage

by BuckeyeSki on Jun 8, 2011 4:47 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

*-9

Tottenham Hotspurs, Penn State, and Winthrop are the only things that made me cry in my adult life.

by Tottenham Makes Me Cry on Jun 8, 2011 4:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Won't matter

Spot where his name goes covered by advertisements for Ted Sarniak’s glass company

by TFish on Jun 8, 2011 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

WILL WORK FOR MAZDA

"All you need is bacon and a dream."

by jc001 on Jun 8, 2011 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

WHEELZ?

Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.

by blanx73 on Jun 8, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

INK ME

"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."

by whiskey_soup on Jun 8, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

BURNOUT

"All you need is bacon and a dream."

by jc001 on Jun 8, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Nissan 350Z

Cal fan and day laborer librarian for Stanford. Yeah, I'm screwed.

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jun 8, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

$40Gs

"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."

by Touchdown on Jun 8, 2011 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

CHECK, PLEASE.

per earlier rumors from today.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jun 8, 2011 4:52 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

HE CAUGHT ME

"All you need is bacon and a dream."

by jc001 on Jun 8, 2011 4:53 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

They always screw that up.

by chstrckwl on Jun 8, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

God damn

I miss Phil Hartman every time I see an old Simpsons episode.

Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

by Brizzle T on Jun 10, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

THEY ALL HATE ME

__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR

by Ronnie D on Jun 8, 2011 4:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

For the last damn time

New York Giants = Big Blue
Kentucky Hoopyball = BIg Blue

Michigan = Go Blue.

Unless your point was that he’s trollin us from beyond the eligibility grave, in which case… welp.

by TFish on Jun 8, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

PRYOR PRYOR, NCAA INQUIRE

"All you need is bacon and a dream."

by jc001 on Jun 8, 2011 5:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

IF ONLY I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A TITLE RUN THEY WOULD HAVE FOUND A WAY AROUND THIS TO SAVE RATINGS

Only slightly longer on the jersey than “Saltalamacchia.”

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Jun 8, 2011 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that’s a very cynical thing to suggest.

Co-signed,
Mark Emmert and Mike Slive

by chstrckwl on Jun 8, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

LENO

"All you need is bacon and a dream."

by jc001 on Jun 8, 2011 5:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR

by Ronnie D on Jun 8, 2011 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

YOUR AD HERE

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STRONG LIKE BOAR

by Ronnie D on Jun 8, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

REAL ASS BUCKEYE

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jun 8, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

CHARMIN

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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 8, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

In truth

he may need Patrick Cox from Tax Masters. Me thinks the IRS will look into this.

by BamaThrasher on Jun 8, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

You rang?

Every night I run a needle through Walking the Floor

by TheDutchWonder on Jun 8, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAVE YOU BEEN DERPED

2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers

by purwho on Jun 8, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok then...

I SURVIVED THE BLACK HOLE OF INDIANA

"All you need is bacon and a dream."

by jc001 on Jun 8, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

/grinchsmile.gif

2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers

by purwho on Jun 8, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lost his only visit in 2009.

Won’t get a chance this year.

2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers

by purwho on Jun 8, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just like Mark Richt will always be 0-fer-Kiffin

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon

by Stuck in the Plains on Jun 8, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. He did beat us.

Soundly last year. But last year doesn’t count.
/Rob Henry just got picked off again.

2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers

by purwho on Jun 8, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also in 2008...

though that was pretty much all defense and special teams

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 8, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

/play fewer games than Case Keenum

//don’t get medical redshirt and 6th year of eligibility.
I’m still pissed that we lost Keith Smith like that.

2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers

by purwho on Jun 8, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

FYI, NCAA determined

that Case Keenum had a clavicle injury his true freshman redshirt year, so both years were considered medical redshirts and there was precedent for allowing 2 medical redshirt years. Pluse how can you say no to that face??

I dont know what the situation with Keith Smith was, maybe he shoulda gotten another year.

by touchdown H-town on Jun 8, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

BERATE ME

"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson

by Sasquatch Love on Jun 8, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lord that was low...

Naturally earning a black-hearted rec.

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon

by Stuck in the Plains on Jun 8, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 8, 2011 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Sugar Bowl Championship

which reminds me

 * and 9 is pretty much now a when, not an if, right?

by Ardbeg on Jun 8, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't think the NCAA will vacate that game, since they let them play in it the first time around

As for the rest of the 2011 season, well, I’m fairly certain those are gone

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 8, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

See what you did there, I do.

/Yoda’d

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jun 8, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

disagree

They let them play based on what they knew at the time. That’s true of every athlete, until they learn more info (see Newton, Cam). If they’d known he’d already pocketed $40k by that time as well, they’d have made a different decision. I think they’ll take out every game he played in, at least as far back as the earliest check.

by Ardbeg on Jun 8, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point, whether it's official or not, it's going to be thought of that way anyways...

and, FWIW, it’s currently 8-11-2, counting more than just bowl games. But selective sampling makes for better trolling for SEC partisans(NOTE: those who troll, not all SEC folk)

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 8, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excluding the Arkansas Sugar Bowl win

Play up those six pre-WWII victories against Kentucky and Vanderbilt. Only other regular season win against the SEC was LSU in ’88.

by The984 on Jun 8, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not playing up anything.

Simply saying that choosing 10 games over thirty-five years, many of which where OSU was basically a road game and was also “playing up”, in the same way that ND often does(because they both fill seats in stadiums across the country), and extrapolating anything from that is a shoddy way to make a point.

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 8, 2011 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially when there are so many other things, that actually fit, that you can make fun of our fanbase about

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 8, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it's "playing up"

when an SEC team meets a B1G team in a bowl game based upon a matchup system that is predetermined years in advance, then this is more a commentary on the B1G than Ohio State’s bad luck.

Besides, having seen tOSU fans absolutely take over Bourbon Street for both the 98 and 99 Sugar Bowls, I’m not buying this “road game” junk. Your fans easily out numbered and outyelled both opponents. Actually, y’all didn’t outyell FSU fans in the second half, but that’s because the game was already over by halftime.

by Ardbeg on Jun 9, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Playing up" in terms of bowl selection.

Because OSU puts so many butts in seats, they are picked as soon as possible by bowl committees- often leapfrogging a team that finished ahead of them in conference, and that often means playing against a team that is already thought to be better than them in that particular year.

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 9, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see

2011 #6 tOSU v. #8 Arkansas W* 31-26
2008 #1 tOSU v. #2 LSU L 38-24
2007 #1 tOSU v. #2 Florida L 41-14
2002 #22 tOSU v. #14 South Carolina L 31-28
2001 #18 tOSU v. unranked South Carolina L 24-7
1996 #4 tOSU v. #4 (tie) Tennessee L 20-14
1995 #11 tOSU v. #6 Alabama L 24-17
1992 #9 tOSU v. #15 Georgia L 21-14
1999 #21 tOSU v. #9 Auburn L 31-14
1978 #9 tOSU v. #3 Alabama L 35-6

So tOSU was higher ranked 5 times, lower ranked 4 times, and had the same rank once. They were on the bad end of one obvious mismatch (Auburn) and what appeared to be the good end of one (South Carolina). They also had more fans in the stands in at least half of the games as well.

tOSU is much put upon.

by Ardbeg on Jun 9, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Really didn't say that they were put upon.

As for how you’ve put it, I’d say 2011, 2008, 2007, 1996 were similarly ranked teams(as you may not know, Tennessee cheated in the 1996 game).

1978, 1989, 1995, 2002 were years when OSU was moderately to severely underdogs(#3 vs. #9 is a team close to an MNC compared to a hopeful conference champ, #22 vs. #14 is 3rd in conference to a team barely in the rankings)

1992 and 2001 were years when OSU was moderately favored and got upset.

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 9, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You missed his point, too
and that often means playing against a team that is already thought to be better than them in that particular year.

I think we’d all agree, in all of the above scenarios, Ohio State was thought to be the worse team. ;-)

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That's (333333jorkland)^2 and $$$$$$$$immons to you, chump.

by bobothevol on Jun 9, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

One thing is for sure

If the NCAA allows teams to delay player suspensions ever again, they are fools.

by Nabb1 on Jun 8, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

God.

I hope you are wrong.

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes

by Culp's Freaking Hill on Jun 8, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

CANADA EH

"All you need is bacon and a dream."

by jc001 on Jun 8, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

D.O.C.

/oops, thats Clarrett

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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 8, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

YEEZUS IS MY COPILOT

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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 8, 2011 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

CLUTCH

(Referring to cars, of course…not his shitty late-game play)

"All you need is bacon and a dream."

by jc001 on Jun 8, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

BEEN HAD MONEY

__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR

by Ronnie D on Jun 8, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

BENJAMIN FRANKALIN, DEM AINT NONE OF YOUR FRIENDS

I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.

by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 8, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

PAYOFF

I'm white and I don't dance but that doesn't mean I have all the answers.

by smk73 on Jun 8, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

CANYANERO

"All you need is bacon and a dream."

by jc001 on Jun 8, 2011 5:16 PM EDT reply actions   4 recs

NKTOBSB

and the group will consist of him, vick, jamarcus, and vince young

by mgaunash on Jun 8, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

DIVESTED

I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.

by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 8, 2011 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

APRIL #SOURs

BRING MAY #SMHs

I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.

by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 8, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

NO CREDIT CHECK

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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 8, 2011 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

DERR PAYIN ERRBODY UP HERE

"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson

by Sasquatch Love on Jun 8, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I Look Like Chris Brown

Damnit, Neal, the name's Newalu.

by JimHalpert on Jun 8, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes

by Culp's Freaking Hill on Jun 8, 2011 5:24 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD COST IF I WERE ACTUALLY GOOD?

"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson

by Sasquatch Love on Jun 8, 2011 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

LEBRON WHO?

Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

by Eddie Teach on Jun 8, 2011 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

" I’ve decided to take my talents to Vansterdam "

by Ardbeg on Jun 8, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he can come back

to dot the “i” in script Dick.

by I ate the grass on Jun 8, 2011 5:27 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

.

TAKING MY TALENTS TO SOUTH BEACH CONNECTICUT

by Mango Stasi on Jun 8, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Huh?

Which part?

  • The rich WASPy part
  • The Bridgeport guido section
  • The GUN WAVE’N New Haven area?

"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."

by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 8, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you seen his tweets?

He can’t spell either

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 8, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS SHIRT FOR SALE

Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

by Eddie Teach on Jun 8, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

BUSH V2

Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.

by broski on Jun 8, 2011 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

LEMON

"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."

by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 8, 2011 5:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS, TRADE EM FOR TATS

I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.

by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 8, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

goes well with gin

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 8, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

good sir,

My buddy is at Yokosuka.

Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger ever offers you a ride, I say take it.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jun 8, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The hospital there is where both of my kids were born.

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 8, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought you were a physist-type

Ya gots ta play Portal 2.

Unless you haven’t played Portal.

Then play Portal first, then Portal 2.

by Albino Tornado on Jun 8, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROUGHRIDERS

No, really.

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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 8, 2011 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Darian Durant has a firm grip on the starting spot for the Riders.

So either Pryor will change position or ride the pine with Ryan Dinwiddie and Chris Leak.

2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers

by purwho on Jun 8, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like

Gold pants? We don’t need no stinkin’ gold pants.

I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.

by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 8, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Regina

tOSU Stalin like deportation to work in the gulag.

by BamaThrasher on Jun 8, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

INFICKELLWETRUST @ EBAY

I spent a lot of money on birds, booze and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.- George Best

by Solidcoug on Jun 8, 2011 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

PAYDAY LOANS

like anyone else will give him commercial endorsements.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger

by Anon_the_younger on Jun 8, 2011 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

or

I <3 MICHIGAN

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger

by Anon_the_younger on Jun 8, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOOKING FOR THE REAL RULE BREAKERS

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Jun 8, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

TRESSELATION

"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."

by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 8, 2011 6:14 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

A FREE DINNER....

 

  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
….with devidee

"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."

by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 8, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sweet!

Applebee’s or Chili’s?

You read my mind. Applebee’s it is.

twitter - devidee33

by devidee33 on Jun 8, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

GUCCI 4LIFE

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Jun 8, 2011 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

SORRY RICHROD

"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."

by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 8, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I regret that I only have one rec to give this post.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jun 8, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck Ballin'

searchin' the scrapyard for my dirty crown...

by JunctionCrimson on Jun 8, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

VICTOR

I think he’d have ended up more cheered by Michigan Men at this point.

by Albino Tornado on Jun 8, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

ALL THE SANCTIONS

Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.

by Cali Dawg on Jun 8, 2011 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

CASH4GOLD

Or helmets or pads of jerseys or ink or…

by bryemye on Jun 8, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

<----- H8TRZ

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jun 8, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I AIN'T DEAD YET, MOTHERFUCKER.

"You're Darryl Strawberry!" "Yes?" "You play right field!" "Yes?" "Well, are you better than me?" "I've never met you.... but.... yes."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jun 8, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

PAY UP SUCKER

"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jun 8, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Olentangy Taint

(how it taste?)

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Jun 8, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

BIG BUCKS

(no whammies)

I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.

by Super C on Jun 8, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson

by Yail Bloor on Jun 9, 2011 4:24 AM EDT reply actions  

THX PAWN STARS

"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra

by Dogrel on Jun 9, 2011 4:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Newton

20 to 1 Cecil is filling out the adoption papers right now. Gotta teach that boy to do it right damn it.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

by Rapeablyfresh on Jun 9, 2011 7:57 AM EDT reply actions  

always rec’ing douglas

"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson

by Sasquatch Love on Jun 9, 2011 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

C.R.E.A.M.

Dammit. I hate being late.

by Tracer Bullet on Jun 9, 2011 9:16 AM EDT reply actions  

He Hate Me

What, me worry?

Woody Woodrum
Senior Editor, Herd Insider Magazine
Sports Director, Kindred Communications
Host, College Football/Basketball Today and the Insider Sportsline
Huntington, W.Va.

by Woody Woodrum on Jun 9, 2011 11:02 AM EDT reply actions  

This

thread is full of win.

Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

by Brizzle T on Jun 10, 2011 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

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