ALABAMA CAN NOW CLAIM THE NETFLIX NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
by Spencer Hall on Jun 30, 2011 3:33 PM EDT
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This helpful infographic from the Lincoln Journal-Star covers a number of fascinating elements of Nebraska's move to the Big Ten. Why look at those population bubbles! And the number of Starbucks per town, indicating the general presence of a robust mass-market consumer class in each city! And OMG THE NETFLIX CHOICES ARE GOING TO KILL YOU DEAD:
Ann Arbor: Dead Poets Society. Probably popular for the scene where Rich Rodriguez, convinced of the unending pain of living, hangs himself while wearing laurels made for him by Greg Robinson. The "laurels" are actually poorly cut construction paper held together with mucilage, and not enough of it because Gerg got hungry.
Bloomington: My Fair Lady. Really, it's just a despondent Bill Lynch renting this over and over again while yelling "THE PAIN IN RAIN PALLS MAINLY IN THE FAIN" and weeping in his living room.
East Lansing: Girl, Interrupted. You're seeing Mark Dantonio in a tight white tank top taunting Winona Ryder, right? Right? Also, the metaphorical name of every Michigan State season ever.
Lincoln: Night of the Twisters. Nebraskans: big on personally relevant disaster porn. We can respect that.
Iowa City: Trailer Park Boys. Warning or life blueprint? Only the residents of Iowa City know the answer in their heart of hearts, and they're not telling. (Life blueprint.)
Twin Cities: The Mighty Ducks. "We're Ducks, and we fly together, and someday we'll beat Ohio State like we did under Glen Mason OH GOD DID THAT EVER REALLY HAPPEN SO NUMB SOMEONE HELP."
West Lafayette: You Again. Presumably Joe Tiller just renting it repeatedly to watch that minx Betty White in action.
Evanston: Every LIttle Step. documentary about the revival production of A Chorus Line. No elaboration needed or desired.
Urbana: As Good As It Gets. "Dood look you can see Helen Hunt's tits through that wet t-shirt." "No you can't." "Yes you can." [rewinds and pauses and redoes this 683920 times like it's 1999 and you can't just look it up.]
---Actual 90 minute conversation between [NAME REDACTED] and defensive coordinator Vic Koenning
State College: Battlestar Galactica. Favored for its realistic portrayal of the future when Joe Paterno leads the human race to its new home through alien peril and strange galaxies.
Madison: Twin Peaks. Makes total sense after you've consumed 28 beers and a handle of rotgut brandy on a Tuesday evening.
Columbus: The OH in Ohio. Columbus, OH is evidently one of those places that doesn't realize the internet has free pornography.
Lest you think we're being too cruel to one conference, the SEC's cities are after the jump, and they are equally heinous and telling of the inner workings of each town's collective psyche.
Knoxville: Persuasion, but the Masterpiece Theater edition only, please. (They fancy.)
Gainesville: Unforgettable, Philadelphia, and Land of the Lost. We're sure the last one is purely for the kids [loud, prolonged bong rip].
Athens: North and South, the Complete Mini-series. We don't even know if there's anything that can be added to this save a reminder that a key plot point is Kirstie Alley boning a slave, and that this is wildly popular on the rental market in Athens, GA. GO DAWGS.
Oxford: Fireball, Top Gun, A Clockwork Orange. A fondness for movies involving repressed homosexuality and costume rape (LSU is like "Did someone say costume rape? We can hear you we're right over here.") Solid traditional picks on the last two, as classic as vomiting up 9 Bud Lights into a chafing dish in a tent.
Nashville: Nashville. Sigh.
Starkville: The Lazarus Project. "Seems relevant to my interests as a fan of the Mississippi State football program."
Auburn: Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Get your own mossy regional dysfunction, Tiger Town.
Fayetteville/Little Rock: War Eagle, Arkansas. "We won in Fayetteville, PAWWWWWWWLLLL, so we get to rename the capital." Has Brian Dennehy, the universal marker of made-for-television movie quality. By title is already under investigation by the NCAA. Also: The Men Who Stare At Goats, an instructional video for nightlife in much of Arkansas.
Baton Rouge: City of God, Monster's Ball, and There Will Be Blood. All listed under comedies. Baton Rouge would take the title of Mythical SEC Netflix National Championship, but we think you know who really has that.
MYTHICAL SEC NETFLIX NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP PAWWWWLLLLL: TUSCALOOSA. Big Momma's House 2, Eastern Promises, and Blow.
"Hello, Tuscaloosa? Congratulations on your Netflix Championship! I'll be over in five minutes in my gold speedo."
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I Figured Purdue would be more into "Harvey"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 30, 2011 3:37 PM EDT reply actions 27 recs
RECCITY REC REC REC
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Jun 30, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Elwood says that's rec-worthy.....
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 30, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
" is he here alone?"
“well, there’s two schools of thought on that.”
"slide that greasy pig out and BAM!...chocolate cake." Mordecai
by thetennesseethumper on Jun 30, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Purdue is also apparently a big Kevin Bacon fan
as they watch Hollow Man, ad naseum
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
Yep I found 'em, they love Elisabeth Shue
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 30, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Who doesn't?
A Shue fetish, I haz it.
"In general, I’m in favor of as much punctuation as possible, because it helps you spot the idiots. No offense intended, of course."
- ACS, 25-Mar-2011
by CleverScreenName on Jun 30, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m slightly disturbed by that. My name is simply too similar for this fetish.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-S-N-A-R-K-Y"
"If Lache Seastrunk is the POTG against LSU, I will formally quit ATQ." - Axemen23 on 6/21/2011
by JShufelt on Jun 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I guess it's time I admit it then.
I have a Shu fetish.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 30, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
because it was taped in Cola:
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 30, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You can even see the SEC logo in Williams-Brice in some of the shots
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
That one and Rudy both work for Atlanta
GT, professional movie opponent. Also Sharkey’s Machine, because, SHARKEY’S MACHINE!
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
Hawkeyes beat 'em.
Just a reminder.
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Jun 30, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
But lost to the
South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs.
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields
Technology had advanced so much between the two movies
that with the improved special effects & CGI, they could make it seem the Hawks can lose.
Hollywood Magic!!
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Jul 2, 2011 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Duke plays home games at a local middle school
No need to splurge for high school quality metal bleachers. ACC’s going to cut the check no matter what.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Jul 1, 2011 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions
It was filmed at both
The on campus scenes were filmed at Duke (and a few at Boston College, I think) and the gameday scenes were at South Carolina.
I aim to misbehave
"Likes on facebook: University of Iowa n/a"
Well, that just says it all, doesn’t it?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
there's a reason this meme hasnt taken off
Also, the writer can use teh Googlez for redbox favorites but not to find http://www.facebook.com/universityofiowa
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
SBN needs a mobile app #teamiwillpayforit
by sailorjerry on Jun 30, 2011 4:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
WE HATE IOWA
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This is a poor excuse for research, Lincoln Journal Star
Facebook N/A…?
University of Iowa
Iowa Hawkeye Football
Those are the official pages. I found them by typing “university of iowa” and “iowa hawkeye football” into this amazing new feature that Facebook added, called “search.”
Iowa City doesn’t have ANY Starbucks. There are two Starbucks (and a Caribou) in Coralville, but only dumb people who like dumb coffee go there… most people get their coffee at one of Iowa City’s fine independent coffee shops, where everything is fair-trade and recyclable.
Zadar! Cow From Hell was filmed in and around Iowa City. What, Zadar isn’t good enough for your “statistics?” Also, for some reason, Cedar Rapids was filmed in Ann Arbor (probably because the real Cedar Rapids is full of weaselly, glad-handing profiteers, real-life Larry the Cable Guys, and horrible factory smells).
I am simply appalled.
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields
New-found appreciation for Indiana
David Lee Roth was born in Bloomington
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jun 30, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Monster's Ball wasn't a comedy?
Movie was shot in my hometown actually.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
ARE YOU CASTING ASPERSIONS UPON ROTGUT BRANDY?
You’re dead to me Mr. Hall. DEAD I SAY
/carefully makes Brandy Old Fashioned
//drinks it like a shot
I aim to misbehave
You can't run this list for USC's ZIP
Kiffin throws off the sample because he has to keep re-renting The Red Baloon. Orgeron can’t make it through the whole thing without eating the DVD.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Jun 30, 2011 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
/shakes head
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Marshall
Airplane
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 30, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
yep
that’s what I was thinking about below.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 30, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
thats wrong!!!
why am i laughing?
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jun 30, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
You have a reservation in Hell . . .
. . . with a table full of Miami U fans.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
U Texas
Sharpshooter
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 30, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
we're both asking for it
I’ve got another but…but I just can’t.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
cause that would work for Kent State as well
by BamaThrasher on Jun 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea I was torn between KS & UT for that one
But I was thinking more like
College Station
Firestarter
ohhh god I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry….
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 30, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Towering Inferno
"In general, I’m in favor of as much punctuation as possible, because it helps you spot the idiots. No offense intended, of course."
- ACS, 25-Mar-2011
by CleverScreenName on Jun 30, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
oh man
I didn’t think that could be beaten in the offensive category. I was wrong
by BamaThrasher on Jun 30, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Also applies to Blacksburg
/dear God what have I done
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Be Careful
I really ticked somebody off when we were doing new names for Rivalry games and I choose those two and that theme…
/justsayin’
This doesn't bother me as much
It’s the typing “Virginia Tech” into Google, and the auto-complete popping up “Virginia Tech Massacre” as the first or second suggestions, and pictures of Cho being the first image result. Jokes are all in good fun, but when that is what people think of, instead of all the awesome stuff we do, it kinda bothers me. It’s been 4 years already. Are people still doing that many searches for it?
Hate to break it to you
but the google algorithms are based just as much on what you have been searching for
I aim to misbehave
I'm calling BS
Because probably 90% of my google searches that include VT are “Virginia Tech Mechanical Engineering” because I don’t feel like looking up the webpage. The shootings happened when I was a senior in high school, and I’m on like my 4th computer since then. I’m not sure how they work, but Google’s algorithms are fairly complicated. I know they take location into account. For example, i’m on a work computer, with pretty much zero Virginia Tech-related search history, and “Virginia Tech Shooting” is the first suggestion.
"virginia tech shooting"
was the first one that came up for me. no connection to the school.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jun 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry to be so pissy
This is just a pet peeve of mine. Really, we do so much awesome stuff. My friends built that car. How awesome is that?
Can it mow my lawn?
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jun 30, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
First it mowed the lawn, and I said nothing
then it ate the neighbors, and I stayed silent
and now it has come for me, and there is no one left to help
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's not based entirely on what you're searching for, but it does factor in quite a bit
and to answer your implied question. Yes, that is what Virginia Tech will be known for, for generations, if not forever. Hell, it’s been decades and we still bring up the clock tower sniper at UT, or the National Guard shootings at Kent State.
I aim to misbehave
Lexington, Kentucky
A Time to Kill
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 30, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Lexington, Kentucky
Revolutionary Road
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
When Kirstie Alley boned the slave
did the young man immediately beg to be sent back into the heat of the fields, never to return to the plantation home again?
Because that would be my prediction on what he would do.
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jun 30, 2011 3:55 PM EDT reply actions
Joke unfortunately falls a little flat
because Kirstie played a totally insane northern abolitionist who was openly boning said escaped slave (Linc from the original Mod Squad) in order to make a political statement.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
and because Kirstie was quite boneable back in the 1908s when North and South was made....
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Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 30, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I guess the intervening 100 years really have taken their toll
by car.full.of.midgets on Jun 30, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's funny
most 100-somethings get SKINNY.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Jun 30, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I USED TO LOOK LIKE THAT!!!
http://twitter.com/EmotionalFescue
by Emotional Fescue on Jun 30, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Flagged
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 30, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, Kirstie you used to look like that....
This is how I remember the original Lt. Saavik:
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 30, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I've always wanted to read the regulation that allows that hairstyle for the military.
/sorry for the geekout
//shows self out
British naval rules
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Those regulations won't be written for another 200 years....
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 30, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
dyslexic fingaz 1980s 19-EIGHTIES
We ain’t JoePa old.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 30, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of repressed homosexuality...HOT DAMN!
RIP, you sexy rebel
http://twitter.com/EmotionalFescue
by Emotional Fescue on Jun 30, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
She ain't that bad post-DWTS
I JUST missed out on being able to hit on her last month; she was supposed to be on Letterman and I was handling the guys who did the Fleet Week Top 10 list. But she flaked. I was totally gonna mack on her, HARD. Because, why not? She’s 60 and a little heavy, but she looks fun.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
something tells me that she can still get the job done
Under the right circumstances, I would. And I’m not a slave.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jun 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
theres a little thing that heftier women have
and thats effort. i think she puts forth effort
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
there's a little thing that heftier women don't have
and that’s a gag reflex.
by Llewelyn Moss on Jul 1, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why do fat chicks give the best head?
Because they’re hungry.
/is going straight to hell
//would welcome it after a week with his wife’s entire family
by Albino Tornado on Jul 1, 2011 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I've always heard it as "because they have to"
/on the seat next to you in hell
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
This is a well crafted troll, Spencer.
“Amelia Earhart worked for Purdue University”.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 30, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Spencer must have had to steal the TARDIS to make that one happen.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 30, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
EDSBS TARDIS disguised as Turfman's Vitamin Pep-Tonic and Hair Treatment vending machine
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 30, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And here I thought
Baton Rouge would be more of an Eraserhead town
by car.full.of.midgets on Jun 30, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Once a year, Les watches it until he shoves a rose up his bum and does a little dance, singing "La la la la la Eraserhead!"
Your move, Commentariot.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Louisville under Krag1N1= "Trainspotting" rentals
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jun 30, 2011 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The team itself was akin to Requirem for a Dream
Grossly overrated and concluding with its members ending up either imprisoned, amputated, prostited, or insane.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
You can't make this shit up.
South Bend’s favorite Netflix movie is “Rust.”
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 30, 2011 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
How the hell did this not make Tuscaloosa's top 3?
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Jun 30, 2011 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 22 recs
LOL
you made him too tall.
"Harvey Updyke....proud sponsor of Bama football"
That's just the magic of Hollywood!
(He’s wearing lifts.)
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Jun 30, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I figured this woulda been easy
West Lafayette
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 4:05 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
i was thinking
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Jun 30, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
i have been bested
+1 to you sir
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Snatching them bodies one ACL at a time....
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 30, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
West Lafayette, IN
The Hobb’s End scenes in In the Mouth of Madness were shot there.
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields
Corvallis, Or
The Aristocrats
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Corvallis, Or
Waiting for Superman
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 30, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
.
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Jun 30, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Boulder, CO
Baked
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Jun 30, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now You've Done It!!
don’t you know those Bammer homers WILL claim it…..holy cow…
"Harvey Updyke....proud sponsor of Bama football"
....
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jun 30, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Marley and Me, Old Yeller
Athens, GA
by BamaThrasher on Jun 30, 2011 4:16 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Where the Red Fern Grows
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Shiloh
My Dog Skip
/I’m young.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jun 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
South Bend
How Green was My Valley
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Bloomington, In
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Florence, AL
Castaway
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 30, 2011 4:17 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
what you did there, I see it
and it was clever
by BamaThrasher on Jun 30, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
louisville, kentucky
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Jun 30, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 50 recs
WOW
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
good god this needs to go plaid
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
EXCELSIOR.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 30, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Columbus, OH
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
by GoBlueYork on Jun 30, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1 For Jesus Palomino, Toby, and that fucking car being red
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
headquarters will be pleased
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Jun 30, 2011 4:22 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Tuscaloosa, AL
They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?
"Harvey Updyke....proud sponsor of Bama football"
Fayetteville, AR
In my opinion.
by Feast of Maximum Occupancy on Jul 1, 2011 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions
College Station
The Band Played On
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
wasn't an HBO movie I don't think
but yes
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From the wikis
And the Band Played On was used as the basis for a 1993 Emmy-winning HBO movie of the same name. It was produced by Aaron Spelling, directed by Roger Spottiswoode, and starred Matthew Modine as epidemiologist Don Francis and Richard Masur as Dr. William Darrow at the Centers for Disease Control.
I aim to misbehave
The corps has a certain... image among its detractors.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Don't Ask Don't Tell
TAMU was the best argument not to repeal it.
Auburn, AL
The Fountain
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Auburn, AL
Training day
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Auburn, AL
Dirty Sexy Money
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Auburn, AL
ROCKY I II III IV
"Harvey Updyke....proud sponsor of Bama football"
Well, at least SOMEONE will claim Rocky III
Rocky V, however, is reserved for Ypsilanti.
Oh, and that's a bad miss.
Iowa City, IA
rockyh
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields
Auburn, AL
Shawshank
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THERE'S A DEAD MAN IN THERE YOU CAN'T GO BACK IN
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Auburn, AL
One for the Money
Oh, and that's a bad miss.
Auburn, AL
The Accused
"Harvey Updyke....proud sponsor of Bama football"
along those lines Auburn, AL
the Scarlett Letter
by BamaThrasher on Jun 30, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
It's Rollin' Baby...
don’t forget Mike Price!!
"Harvey Updyke....proud sponsor of Bama football"
Auburn, AL
Catch Me If You Can
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jun 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
yeah that was one, the was Gone with the Wind
I hold you not accountable, I thougt it as well.
by BamaThrasher on Jun 30, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not even I would have gone there.
/pours one out for my homies’ homies.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jun 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
yea honestly all the ones that are coming to mind
for me, are pretty damn offensive (not just T-town)
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 30, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, but you know what
the situation as a whole isn’t funny, but that doesn’t mean that we should lose our mind and our sense of humor.
by BamaThrasher on Jun 30, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the Lincoln newspaper, so I guess I have to believe it,
but “UNL”? I guess I’ve never seen it abbreviated before, but… that’s the abbreviation?
as opposed to UNO and UNK (Kearney)
When referring to the Huskers, it’s pretty much always NU, when referring to the campus itself, UNL.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jun 30, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
UNCG and UNCW are known as those schools
as well as UTC. satellite campuses that compete at the same level kind of need to be differentiated
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Which is why UNL is surprising.
But this is probably all because I went to a school that uses “UFL” as its url. I guess we just really really like USPS abbreviations.
L?
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From the week I spent in NC, I can tell you that 99% of people just call it "Carolina."
Which is awkward, because Sakerlina calls itself “Carolina” too.
Oh, and that's a bad miss.
UNC is the real Carolina
founded first
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by Londonjoe on Jun 30, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
scoreboard
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I read that as "He who holds the Titties"
he who holds titties also gets to claim names
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jun 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
South Carolina is the real Carolina
founded first
as a colony and as a state.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Jul 1, 2011 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions
It's because
the official name of the Knoxville campus is simply “University of Tennessee”. Same with UNC. But the official name of Nebraska is “University of Nebraska at Lincoln”. Thus the difference.
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You don't want to get me started on this
although I already fired a shot across the bow below in response to the chef.
Athletic departments, which are supposed to, you know, be representatives of the university and whatnot, have been going batshit branding themselves differently than the university itself for ages. With NU, it’s at least understandable, as the name change to UNL happened after Kearney State and U of Omaha were folded into the system; before that, it really was “NU”.
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Perhaps they'll fix it now that they're in the B1G
But, slowly.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Jun 30, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't understand it, to be honest.
I mean, the Missouri and Kansas dyslexia were avoiding common confusion with more eastern schools. Colorado could use that excuse too, but nobody has ever referred to Cal or UConn as “UC”, and was Cincinnati really important enough to worry about? UT finally did turn around from a previous usage of TU.
Oklahoma, I have no excuse for. (Ohio, put your hand down. You’re not even THE Ohio state university.)
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We don't want to be associated with certain ineffective international peacekeeping organizations
/originally spelled it peachkeeping, much more interesting
//Oooo, spiders!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jun 30, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
It makes sense to me
Do you really want a football team named after the UN? Would they only play defense while haphazardly protecting civilians?
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Actually, that's not a bad analogy for Nebraska of late.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jun 30, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Watching the defensive line sack the quarterback over and over again?
sure. makes sense
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Well, the only playing defense part.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jun 30, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
no just letting them right on through to Martinez
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For what it's worth
Auburn was Alabama Polytechnic Institute until 1960, but had been known as “Auburn” for years and years before then. Especially when it comes to intercollegiate athletics.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jun 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually...
The University of North Carolina is a 16-campus institution. Although ESPN and none of its fans will ever refer to it as anything but UNC or Carolina, and they have the domain unc.edu, the official name of the school in Chapel Hill is the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.
Google “university of north carolina” and compare the title of the first two results.
That's my bad.
I hit Wikipedia, and “University of North Carolina” (no Chapel Hill) came up, and I didn’t look closely enough. (Say what you want about Wikipedia, but the articles on major universities are essentially accurate.)
UNC was “University of North Carolina”, no qualifiers, period, until 1963 though.
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God forbid we confuse it with powerhouse UN-Kearny.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 30, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Fear the Lopers.
While on the subject, all Nebraskans learn at an early age that you can’t spell drunk without UNK.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jun 30, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
but holy shit look out if you get a MIP or anything else involving alcohol in buffalo county
oh the irony
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I had not heard this
I don’t think anyone I knew made it through more than a year in that wasteland. They all graduated as Mavericks.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jun 30, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
i know of about 4
of them, 1 is a banker in omaha, the rest now work back in kearney
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
not nearly as funny as it is sad
file photo: Kearney, Ne
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jul 3, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
University of Nebraska - Lincoln
I would imagine to those outside of Wisconsin, seeing UWM would be weird too
I aim to misbehave
That's because UWM
is in Milwaukee, all their grandstanding about calling their sports teams simply “Milwaukee” notwithstanding.
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University of Nineties Legends.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
by Spartan D on Jun 30, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, remember in '97
when we kept Michigan from a national title? You should like us for the 90s legends.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jun 30, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
That makes them a generation more recent than most of their new conference-mates
Now wonder the Big Ten was excited.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Jul 1, 2011 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Morgantown, WVa
casino
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Morgantown, WV
No Country for Old Men
Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo
Rush Hour
Inception
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 30, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Tuscaloosa, AL
Wizard of OZ
"Harvey Updyke....proud sponsor of Bama football"
by Girltiger on Jun 30, 2011 4:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ouch
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
I'll give her the benefit of the doubt
and assume it’s a munchkin reference to Saban.
But in reality, yea, too soon.
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jun 30, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
stay classy Tammy.
you are a real winner. and by winner, i mean loser.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jun 30, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Storrs, CT
Hoosiers
Oh, and that's a bad miss.
needz more honkey
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 30, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Storrs, CT
Caddyshack
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UConn hockey has surprisingly few fans around here
Maybe it’s the proximity of the dominant Yale team, or the fact that the UConn men’s hockey team hasn’t posted a winning record in this millennium. But, until I did some research in order to reply to this comment, I didn’t even know UConn had a hockey team!
Oh, and that's a bad miss.
/HONOR CODE VIOLATIONS EVERYWHERE
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 30, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Dadeville, AL
Grumpy Old Men
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 14 recs
In related news...
Harvey’s trial has been delayed. Possibly to around the time of the Iron Bowl, itself.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jun 30, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
well
that pretty much locks up one victory for the barn that week.
by BamaThrasher on Jun 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Knoxville, TN
Deliverance…
"Harvey Updyke....proud sponsor of Bama football"
by Girltiger on Jun 30, 2011 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Knoxville, TN
Big Fish
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by Londonjoe on Jun 30, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ocean's 13, Endgame
"slide that greasy pig out and BAM!...chocolate cake." Mordecai
by thetennesseethumper on Jun 30, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Dukes of Hazzard, Talladega Nights, etc
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Under "star power"
Bill Murray was born just north of Evanston.
Seriously – that’s the best Evanston can do?
I think the point is that he's not even from Evanston
I’d have gone with “Home Alone was filmed here”
/Pretty sure
//Too lazy to look it up right now.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jun 30, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll visit.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jun 30, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Italics closed
!
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 30, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
might be up to the user
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Gotta refresh the whole page for it to do or undo the mass formatting
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 30, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
youd rather have david schwimmer?
youre realizing that youre comparing this
to this
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
State College PA
World War Z
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10,000 BC
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 30, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
State College
UP
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
or
zombieland
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Jun 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Rule # 2 - always double tap
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
mmmm, ankle
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
East Lansing
Fever Pitch
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Fight club
if only for the self punching
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no kidding. we were talking about the parking nazis in the lab today
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They seem to have quite the passion for towing your car wherever you park in the Triangle.
And who broke the italics?
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Also works for Boulder, Colorado
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 30, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
And Auburn, AL
If I didn’t know better (I usually don’t) I’d say I’ve been towed while driving my car.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jun 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Norman, OK
Footloose. Someday they’ll be allowed to dance, and Kevin Bacon will be regarded as a hero.
Will work for football.
If were lucky!
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Waco, TX
Blown Away (the one with Tommy Lee Jones and The Dude)
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jun 30, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Waco, TX
smoke jumpers
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Lubbock, TX
The Third Man
Waco, TX
Take This Job and Shove It
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 1, 2011 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice to see Gainesville finally got this off its top list.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
by Run Home Jack on Jun 30, 2011 4:48 PM EDT reply actions 16 recs
Gainesville, FL
Jersey Shore: The Movie
by JohnCoctostan on Jun 30, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure, but is Piscataway a college football town?
And there is a noticeable guido population in Gainesville. It may not be large, but it’s there.
by JohnCoctostan on Jun 30, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
College Station, Tx
Antichrist
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Or perhaps
37 Uses for a Dead Sheep?
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 30, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Or
The Birth of a Nation?
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Not a huge fan of the "Fuck Clemson" meme
but you, sir, are today’s winner by a country mile.
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jun 30, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Clemson, SC
The Kite Runner
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by Londonjoe on Jun 30, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
clemson
apologies for large picture
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
wow not bad
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thanks, been on top of my game today
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Going deep into bad movies here...
Tallahassee, FL
Plunkett and MacLean
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Tallahassee, FL
Friday
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wherever UCF is
Friday after next
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FSU
Outbreak
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 30, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe the band played on goes here instead?
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Will also accept
Philadelphia
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 30, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn Yankees
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That was my second thought...
has anyone else here seen Plunkett and MacLean?
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"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
no clue
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Fayeteville, Arkansas
Brasil
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Boggy Creek I II
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jun 30, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
South Bend, IN
The Da Vinci Code
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
the Mission
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South Bend, IN
Inception
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 30, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BWAAAAANG
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Arkansas
Precious
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So I'm the only one rec'ing this, huh?
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jul 1, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
THE WEEKEND IS NOW ON
[Looks around] See you work suckas next Wednesday, because as of now it’s weekend for me! Tonight’s festivities involve JerryWorld, bowling, and beer. Tomorrow’s include sleeping in! I’ll be thinkin’ about y’all while I’m at the Indian casino!
[drops mike]
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 30, 2011 4:59 PM EDT reply actions
Baton Rouge, LA
Southern Comfort
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jun 30, 2011 4:59 PM EDT reply actions
Baton Rouge, LA
Event Horizon
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 30, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Baton Rouge, LA
ALIVE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 30, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Baton Rouge, LA
Les Miles can coherently explain the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Will work for football.
by purwho on Jun 30, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
This is true.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jun 30, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
was thinking this for Los Angeles, CA
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Waiting for Superman?
fall of the house of usher
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hamlet II
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jun 30, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Hattiesburg, MS
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jun 30, 2011 5:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Oxford, Mississippi
Return of the Jedi
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 30, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
scratch my above post. should read -
Itta Bena, MS
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jun 30, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
HUNDREDS OF RECS
If I could give them I would. Here’s one.
And the bit about Oxford’s repressed homosexuality in the post is dead on. I believe that Ole Miss might be the gayest school in the SEC, and I don’t mean that in a “hurr hurr ur gay lol” type of way, but in a “there are homosexuals who attend school and live there” type of way.
Most of it is, as noted, repressed. I can’t count the number of guys I knew who have come out of the closet since moving off ot DC, New York, or any other place not dripping with Southern Baptism (yeah I said it).
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jun 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna get a little spider-y for a minute here.
FUCK YOU EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANS IN ALL YOUR DISGUSTING FLAVORS.
Just needed to get that out.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 30, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Hey man, been waiting for you to post
I need some advice about a situation. Can we take this off EDSBS?
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Sure.
What works best for you?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 30, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
sportsgeek42@yahoo.com
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 30, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
No problem. Reply sent.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 30, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
A couple of glasses of wine into the evening
And sufficiently curious – anything spicy? Need a female perspective? It might be a little dark but I promise to do my best.
Seconded.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jul 1, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
"You're seeing Mark Dantonio in a tight white tank top taunting Winona Ryder, right?"
Perhaps. But I’m sure as hell not unseeing it. Jesus, Orson.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jun 30, 2011 5:02 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Seattle Washington
Caddyshack 2
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
lionel Tyrone
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 30, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Seattle Washington
The Undefeated
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jun 30, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
College Station, Texas
brokeback mountain
The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Lawrence, Kansas
Hairspray
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Jun 30, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Philadelphia, PA
Philadelphia
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 30, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Philadelphia, PA
Juice
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jun 30, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Lawrence, KS
Super Size Me
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Jun 30, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
das rite, brah
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
I disagree:
Farmville, VA
Brokeback Mountain
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 30, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
we're digging deep
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That's some special hate right there.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jun 30, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
What is Virginia Tech's basketball schedule, Alex?
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Jun 30, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is correct
We would have also accepted Bethune-Cookman or Gardner-Webb
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Jun 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're a good team
they’d actually make the tourney if they beat some legit teams in the early season schedule
The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Colorado Springs
Iron Eagle III
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jun 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT reply actions
Jesus Camp
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Blacksburg
The Hills Have Eyes
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Jun 30, 2011 5:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Spartanburg, SC, Raleigh, NC
Grizzly Man
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
White Chicks
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jun 30, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Columbus, OH
Major League
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Ooh, I like this one.
Even though it’s set in The Mistake by The Lake.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
columbus Ohio
Eastern Promises (we don’t kill babies, Tressel)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
would also work for Boulder, CO
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 30, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Morgantown, WV
The Couch Trip
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jun 30, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions
wicker man
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Bees!
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jun 30, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
MY EEEEEEEEEEYES!!!! MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYES!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 30, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel like after having both your legs brutally broken
you would pass out and not be able to feel the bees.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
you might be conscious
but you’re not feeling anything
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A new car?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
beads?!
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Malibu's most wanted
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A Time to Kill
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Charlottesville, VA
My Bloody Valentine
aaaaand I already feel horrible for typing that.
Oh, and that's a bad miss.
DeKalb, IL
Valentine’s Day
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jun 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Greenville NC
NC department of public health STD awareness video
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 30, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm sensing there's a story connected to this.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jun 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
the stat we were told was 45% of the student population
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Wow. Third world countries are lower than that.
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jun 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
East Carolina Univ is a 3rd world country
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
ECU= The Gods Must Be Crazy?
Oh Fucksquatch, what secrets do you hide? --Patton Oswalt
by Lights, Camera, MACtion on Jun 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Black Snake Moan
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
BlackCock Down
to be release 9/3/2011
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
That's impressive.
But when the attractive ones all go to Chapel Hill, I guess you gotta do something to lure in potential mates.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
UNC girls LOVE Duke and Davidson Guys
LOVE em
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I wouldn't know
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
is that really the word on the street?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
well, it ain't like there's any straight guys in chapel hill
at least ones they’ll take home to meet daddy, if you know what I mean
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
there aren't really that many guys, in all honesty
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Davidson, NC
Misery
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Don't be a menace
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Escape from LA
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The Replacements
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Armageddon
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The Skulls
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Damn Yankees
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Jul 1, 2011 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jersey Boys
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Jul 1, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
South Bend, IN
Well, this would be the only choice, really.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Jun 30, 2011 5:25 PM EDT reply actions 15 recs
well, yes
The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
LOL
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
BIG BOSS COMIN IN UP TOP WITH AN INSIDE JOKE
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Imma get in trouble now, even though ACS will laugh
South Bend: Birth of a Nation
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Jun 30, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No see, I thought about that, but it applies to the town, not the school
The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm saddened how green was my valley flew under here
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You do realize that Notre Dame very famously fought the Klan right?
Now, Indiana University… you might be on to something.
I aim to misbehave
Sigh.
Yes, I realize that, what with it being a Catholic school and all.
I’ve also been known to follow links from here to ND Nation when y’all want to pick on your more crazy peers.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
That's the crazy thing. It doesn't seem to race that bothers the NDNationers
They’re hatred of the other is more economically anchored
I aim to misbehave
I am truly honored to have been La Bamba-rolled by The Author himself.
That said, GOT DAMMIT I DO NOT HAVE UNA POCA DE GRACIA.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 30, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I never knew what he was saying, for a long time.
Finally had to look it up
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Lubbock, TX
(tie) Twister and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s ShedChest
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
SMU
Debbie Does Dallas
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alternate:
Risky Business
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Blow has been mentioned
But, Blow.
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 1, 2011 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Armageddon also goes here
Deep Impact as well
The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Maybe The Author went outside the box on this one
because it was too obvious, but Fayetteville has to be Deliverance.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
"I AM AN EFF BEE EYE AGENT"
-Terrelle Pryor
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jun 30, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Columbus Ohio......Dead Man Walking
the gene smith story
by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on Jun 30, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Athens, GA
Pet Cemetery
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 30, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Athens, GA
Jesus Camp
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's just mean.
It’s true. But it’s just mean.
Tempe, AZ
Dumb and Dumber: When harry met LLoyd
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Virtually anyplace with a I-AA school in Texas
Dazed and Confused
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
South Bend
The Passion of the Crist
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 30, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Michigan
A few Good Men
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 30, 2011 5:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
hmm....Jimbo Fisher should be thrown into a well?
Jenn Sterger’s got a mangina tucked between her legs?
Bobby Bowden’s favorite song is Goodbye Horses?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ahh...could be Gainesville then, too. We had Danny Rolling
/won’t let Tally one-up me in anything
//except football
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Tucson, AZ
2 Girls 1 Cup
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jun 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I've ordered this one multiple times on Netflix
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jun 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Raleigh
Office space
The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Duluth, MN
The Day After Tomorrow
or
Ice Station Zebra
or
30 Days of Night
or…
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Jun 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Had a v good mtg this week
with someone from Duluth. Actually quite excited about an opportunity up there.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Right now, I'd be excited too.
I’ll trade the 100-degree temps for mosquitos.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Eugene, OR
Blade Runner
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
What, no Animal House?
Also known as the only reason anyone outside of Oregon knew the U of O existed before our Rose Bowl in 1995.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Dad was film school student when they were filming it there
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Chapel Hill NC
the tattooed man
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Philadelphia, PA
U-571
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Gainesville, FL
Thin Red Line
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Boogie Nights
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
yeah. one particular player
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
actually more than one
just realized that
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It amazes me how even people who've seen that movie
forget that “Fargo” is just where dude hired the kidnappers.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Who has no work until Tuesday and is ready for the 4th of July?
This guy.
Also, how a dude get sunburned on the way home from work? #sour.
"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337
@pale_honkey_club
/me too
//sad face
Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books. -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 30, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
LOLDAYWALKERS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Snatch also acceptable
for the russian dude
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Butch the sneaky fuckin' tarheel
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Dana Holgorsen's Office
Crank and Crank 2 (insert integer for # of red bulls consumed)
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 30, 2011 6:39 PM EDT reply actions
Am I the only one getting this ad?!?!
Sober College? WTF! I know there are some hard core drinkers here and someone else has to be getting this shit…
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Jun 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT reply actions
AdBlock Plus
I haven’t seen an add in a long time. Although to be fair, it appears i’m missing out on some quality humor.
yes. yes I am getting this shit. a guy who hasn't had a drink in over two weeks
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hooray targeted marketing! HOORAY BEER!
Haven’t seen that one but have seen others here and elsewhere. Tend to pop up whenever the content is drug and/or alcohol related.
not as bad as the political ones
those are funnier, admittedly
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm getting an ad for cruise ship
If Google Ads is so smart, how come they don’t know I already went on a cruise.
I aim to misbehave
Is there a clamoring for an open thread tonight?
There’s CFL. And still baseball. Bueller?
Will work for football.
the one true faith aren't playing tonight
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Just saw a highlight of a guy getting lit up on a kick return in a CFL preseason game
I MISS FOOTBALL
I aim to misbehave
i plan on making it to this whole upcoming home stand. and am darn pumped about it.
I plan on sweating atleast one of my balls off.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jun 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
who is it against?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And fill it with videogame talk.
We still need to get IE to start playing the FF series.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Midtown Atlanta, GA
Weird Science.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jun 30, 2011 10:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
You can't piss on Hospitality
Truer words have never been uttered by an Auburn man.
Never goin' back to Buttholeville
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jul 1, 2011 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Nilbog seems like a pretty cool town.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Evanston, IL
North by Northwest
BBD&QFTMFW
by Burrito Electrico on Jul 1, 2011 2:21 AM EDT reply actions
This ^
is acceptable to me.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
OH GOD, IT'S HERE! IN OUR CONFERENCE! INCINERATE IT! DESTROY IT BEFORE MY EYEBALLS MELT
by Mango Stasi on Jul 1, 2011 9:52 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
All will be assimilated into Lil Red.
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST
our gift to the B1G as we begin our new partnership is Lil Red
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jul 1, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Somebody with more computer skills than me please fix the italics issue
me please fix the italics issue
I aim to misbehave
Wait
Maybe I just just fixed it
I aim to misbehave
by stempke on Jul 1, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yessir
a winner is you!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 1, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Beer report from last night
At the company-paid happy hour team building exercise last night, the following beers were tried:
Sierra Nevada Fresh Hop
Victory Hop Wallop
Flying Dog Double Double Nitro
Hebrew Lenny Rye
21st Amendment Hop Crisis
All were excellent. The Nitro and Lenny Rye were almost over the line into barleywine (9% and 10% ABV, IIRC), but the flavor was great. Ribs, wings and giant lump meat crabcakes were consumed by all.
Off to get the boat hauled and powerwashed. Later.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jul 1, 2011 10:13 AM EDT reply actions
Never had the Nitro
But just about anything from Flying Dog will get ya drunk.
Ralph Steadman FTW.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
That Lenny brew
is some potent stuff. Was given some over the holidays, and my wife remarked that she’d never seen me take so long to finish a beer.
Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.
yo cap'n
where did this all go down?
I need this Lenny Rye
I axe cause I saw the list from previous and there was mention of victoria gastropub- that’s up my neck of the way
plz to inform?
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
The T-Bonz Grille & Pub in Ellicott City, MD
Nice little place tucked around the back of a strip mall. The crab cakes were the size yer fist and chock full of lumpy goodness, broiled to perfection.
Here’s their link.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jul 1, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Coral Gables, FL
The Mambo Kings
Patiently waiting for The Golden Era to kickoff at Sun Life Stadium.
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