Do you like baseball? Do you like exciting offense? Clutch pitching? Two powerhouses battling for first place in a midseason rivalry matchup?
Too bad. Join me for a NL Central Pillowfight of epic proportions, a glass of fine St. Louis air, and ALL THE EVERYTHING. Perhaps there will be various glowing Victorybeasts. Probably. Hopefully. Maybe. This is your weekend open thread, and I expect plenty of owls out of you people. Fuck the Cubs, fuck the NBA, and FUCK CLEMSON.