GUEST COMMENTARY ON RUSSELL WILSON'S TRANSFER FROM A BADGER HOMER

A word on Russell Wilson's transfer from a badger homer.

Badger_medium

HHHHHHHHHHHHIIIISSSSS HAANNNGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRBBBLLLLGRBBBLLLLLL HAAAAHHHHH Russell Wilson.

GNNNNNNNG GNNNNGGG GNGGGNNNNGGG Big Ten Championship HAARRRRGGGGLLBLGBLGLG GGRRRNNNGNNNGNNGG ROAAAARRRRAHHHHAAHAHAAHAHAHG mobile quarterback. RRRRRRGGGRRRGRRRNNGG GHHHGGGAAAAAA---

[Eats five hundred beetles in three minutes]

--AAAAAGGGHHHHAAAWWAAAGAAAA BRNNNNGGGGG Best starting quarterback in a conference whose QBs can best be summed up as as "A big bag o'ass" HAAARRRRRNNNNGGGG WRRRRRNNNG

[pounds 12 pack in two minutes]

AAAARRGHHBLLLLGAAABBA DAAAAAAAAA like every conference this year really HAAAAAANNN GGGAAAHHH GRRUMMMMMBLE AAAAHHHHHH no way national championship contender HAAAARNNNNGGGGGHHAAWA--

[opens email from African cousin Honey Badger]

[is another email scam]

[raises fist to sky]

GGGAAAAAAHHHHH GRRBLLLGBGBLLGLGLGLL KGKKGKKDDKKDDK FFFSSHSHHHHHHHHH*

*Untranslatable expression of Badger fury equivalent to several hundred pages of ear-scorching profanity. Was also commentary after two-point conversion attempt against TCU.

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