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GUEST COMMENTARY ON RUSSELL WILSON'S TRANSFER FROM A BADGER HOMER

A word on Russell Wilson's transfer from a badger homer.

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HHHHHHHHHHHHIIIISSSSS HAANNNGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRBBBLLLLGRBBBLLLLLL HAAAAHHHHH Russell Wilson.

GNNNNNNNG GNNNNGGG GNGGGNNNNGGG Big Ten Championship HAARRRRGGGGLLBLGBLGLG GGRRRNNNGNNNGNNGG ROAAAARRRRAHHHHAAHAHAAHAHAHG mobile quarterback. RRRRRRGGGRRRGRRRNNGG GHHHGGGAAAAAA---

[Eats five hundred beetles in three minutes]

--AAAAAGGGHHHHAAAWWAAAGAAAA BRNNNNGGGGG Best starting quarterback in a conference whose QBs can best be summed up as as "A big bag o'ass" HAAARRRRRNNNNGGGG WRRRRRNNNG

[pounds 12 pack in two minutes]

AAAARRGHHBLLLLGAAABBA DAAAAAAAAA like every conference this year really HAAAAAANNN GGGAAAHHH GRRUMMMMMBLE AAAAHHHHHH no way national championship contender HAAAARNNNNGGGGGHHAAWA--

[opens email from African cousin Honey Badger]

[is another email scam]

[raises fist to sky]

GGGAAAAAAHHHHH GRRBLLLGBGBLLGLGLGLL KGKKGKKDDKKDDK FFFSSHSHHHHHHHHH*

*Untranslatable expression of Badger fury equivalent to several hundred pages of ear-scorching profanity. Was also commentary after two-point conversion attempt against TCU.

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Is this the voice of the Tazmanian Devil?

"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337

by wahoocrew on Jun 27, 2011 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought so.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

by Chloe Denmark on Jun 27, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the Tasmanian Devil was more like

BLLLLGGGGGGHRRRRHRSSSSSPPPPPLLLTTTTTTTT PHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLBBBBBBBKKKKKKRRRGGGGGGGH

But I might have the dialects wrong.

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 27, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Badgers

surely are nasty-looking animals

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jun 27, 2011 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

They are blood thirsty bastards

That will take small children if you’re not careful. That’s why they should all be killed on sight and their tails made into shaving brushes.

And we were singing, hymns and arias...

by gth863x on Jun 27, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a few of them that live on my land

They are not to be trifled with.

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Jun 27, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Out of curiousity

Do your dogs try to mess with them, or do they stay far away? curious if animals figure stuff out, or if you have to keep them away for their own good?

Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??

by iris eyes on Jun 27, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang.

That was pretty much my reaction to the conversion to a T. Well done.

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On, Wisconsin!

by John Veldhuis on Jun 27, 2011 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

If Cheese Toast hadn't commited to Wiscy

who was going to be the starter? Was/Is he any good?

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jun 27, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Curt Phillips?

Right?

/cackles gleefully
//remembers that we have joey baseball
///stops cackling

Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.

by broski on Jun 27, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jon Budmayr

He has a nice arm, but he’s only a RS soph and hasn’t played much at all. One more year as the backup will do him a lot of good.

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by John Veldhuis on Jun 27, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may be totally ignorant/wrong here

but with a name like Jon Budmayr, he’s probably glad he’s not starting for a big-time program. But I’m sure at Wisconsin, it’s not hard being the starting QB. Just hand the ball off to the 240lb running back running behind a line consisting of 2,000 lbs of force. That’s hard to screw up.

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jun 27, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed it is.

Yet Allan *Effin Evridge found a way.

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On, Wisconsin!

by John Veldhuis on Jun 27, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whaddya mean?

That’s a good German name: Jon Buuuuhdmayrrrrrrrr. It just rolls of the tongue.

Probably Bavarian.

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 27, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jon Budmayr

is absolutely terrible. He’s small, unathletic, and his arm is neither strong nor accurate. He was awful in spring ball.

I was so excited for Bucky to be mediocre this year. They just went from being ‘the team with a mediocre Defense, a great running attack, and the worst QB in the Big Ten’ to ‘offensive juggernaut and Big Ten favorite’

If anyone needs me I’ll be in the corner mainlining jack and sobbing quietly.

by AhliBobwa on Jun 27, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

The badger makes a good point.

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST

by blanx73 on Jun 27, 2011 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Really?

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

by Chloe Denmark on Jun 27, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Youre right, It has nothing to do with the Badgers

but Ive been looking for an excuse to post this the last week or so, but no one has mentioned Maryland or Randy Edsall.

"All you need is bacon and a dream."

by jc001 on Jun 27, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had you waited for their mention, I'm guessing it would have been a while.

Maryland under Edsall. Beigest program ever? Beigest program ever.

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 27, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, you make a good point.

In a pinch, I’d probably call NC State marginally zestier than Maryland (all the way to taupe, even), but it’s pretty close.

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 27, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No offense

but I’m sure there are plenty of girls that look JUST like her at campuses all over.

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jun 27, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man this is makin me all hot...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends." - Tom Waits

twitter

by Gamecock'n'Balls on Jun 27, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honor Code Violation!

(Chocolate and Coca-Cola. Why, what did you think I meant?)

by Ardbeg on Jun 27, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honor code?

Sure you don’t mean ZIP code comma has her own…

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends." - Tom Waits

twitter

by Gamecock'n'Balls on Jun 27, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flagged

for shopping the Alabama elephant into burnt orange.

(And really, not a very good shop.)

by lhb98 on Jun 27, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Twas not mine.

Graphics guy here…I have a very high shopping standard. Not for reposting shitty shops, mind you.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends." - Tom Waits

twitter

by Gamecock'n'Balls on Jun 27, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

as is the Arizona one, and the USC one, and the...

毎日は土曜日であるべき
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Click, Click, Click! Gah.

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 27, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

No offense

but I’m sure there are plenty of girls that look JUST like her at campuses all over.

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jun 27, 2011 6:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

Yeah, but UCONN?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends." - Tom Waits

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by Gamecock'n'Balls on Jun 27, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forgot something.

Where’s the part where the Badger gets really excited by a song from 20 years ago and falls all over 15 other badgers all around it awkwardly jumping around?

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jun 27, 2011 4:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I'd say Jump Around is in that nether region between "novelty" and "tradition".

And I do mean “nether”. It’s residing in Style’s taint right now.

by Salt on Jun 27, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Meh, everybody plays Zombie Nation. So it's a bit different. It's also newer.

It’s also not a putrid example of its genre (though I suppose that’s a matter of taste). Nor does it need to be scrubbed of misogynist lyrics to make it clean enough to play in front of kids.

If one school is clinging tenuously to that song as their “tradition” in another 10 years, then it would be about the same as Jump Around at Wisky.

by Salt on Jun 27, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wisconsin cares not about making it "clean enough to play in front of kids"

or have you missed the “fuck you, eat shit” chants.

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Jun 27, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't know. My fault for assuming.

I’ve never been to Camp Randall. Had a chance when I lived in Chicago, but now I’m back on the east coast so it’ll probably never happen.

by Salt on Jun 27, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

EVery game at TCF

has been a sellout. The only games where the crowd left were blowouts. And hey, can’t blame people for leaving when Ohio State is up 31-7 at the half.

by AhliBobwa on Jun 27, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Average attendance last year was about 1000 people below capacity

and it’s very misleading to use tickets sold instead of turnstile data for attendance. That stadium was half empty more often than it was not.

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Jun 27, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which part? that the average attendance was 1000 people below capacity or that it was half empty

Because, the first part is fact, the second is, admittedly, anecdotal evidence, which admittedly could have been skewed by tuning into the game at the wrong point in time.

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Jun 27, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

the second part.

When Brew became a lame duck before the Big Ten season started, it definitely affected attendance.

However, that was a historically bad situation (literally), and the season before there was no such issue.

The only home game where the crowd thinned out before the late 4th quarter was Ohio State. And with the combination of it being Halloween and the Gophers getting absolutely shelled, I can’t blame them. I stayed, but only because I had a buddy who was an OSU fan in town for the game.

The Bank will sell out every game this year. As long as Q is healthy, attendance will be high.

by AhliBobwa on Jun 27, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE STEMPKE

YOU’VE BROUGHT IN THE BUTTHURT B1G ARMY FROM OTE.

Geezus, mang.

Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.

by broski on Jun 27, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gosh, I wish I had something witty to respond with.

Instead, all I have is congratulations for you as Wisconsin approaches 20 years of having fans show up at games. You know, 1993 was the year the Badgers came really really close to winning a national title. Someday that dream may happen.

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jun 27, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the spirit! I miss the days when the rivalry had some fight to it. Unfortunately Brewster took that away from you

As a Notre Dame alum, born and raised in Wisconsin, I have the luxury of talking out of both sides of my mouth. If I’m talking to a Minnesota fan, I get to say things like “Yeah, but what have you done lately.” If I’m talking to a Michigan State fan, I get to say “Call me when you win 11 National Titles and have 7 Heisman winners”

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Jun 27, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH? WELL

/Kirk Cousins gets sacked again

Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 27, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

So.

I won’t ask you the “ND plays Wisc, who you pulling for?” question, but I will ask you this:

ND and Wisconsin are both playing at the same time on different channels. Which one gets your main TV, and which gets the picture-in-picture/online treatment?

毎日は土曜日であるべき
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

ND is the first love. I learned this when ND and Wisconsin played in BBall this year.

A lot would probably depend on who each team is playing. Wisconsin vs OSU is getting the nod over ND-Stanford. for example.

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Jun 27, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can respect that.

As long as you’ve got ND on the secondary feed.

Hawaii will be an amusing diversion and I’m looking forward to going to a few games this year after so long without football, but it’s a pretty easy choice for me for #1 and #2. Luckily ND games will be on in the morning for me, and all the UH games are late afternoon/evening.

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always thought

they should play “badgerbadgerbadgerbadger” song instead of “jump around”

Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.

by broski on Jun 27, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Badgers?

We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!

by GoBlueYork on Jun 27, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

We don't need TO SHOW YOU no stinkin' badgers

Get the quote right. John Huston will come back to haunt you otherwise.

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 27, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why wasn't this a guest post from Blanx?

Could he translate for us?

(is not a zoologist, does not understand relation of badgers to blax.)

by lhb98 on Jun 27, 2011 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Blanx's are part grue...

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny, he doesn't loo....

oh, you know…

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

Durden's Wrath started it!

I just joined in….and besides, I’m a MATH major, whaddya expect?

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grue-ish.

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST

by blanx73 on Jun 27, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reform Grue-ish?

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jun 27, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

On my mother's side.

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST

by blanx73 on Jun 27, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

To tell the family secret...

Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.

by allicolls on Jun 27, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

get on that handcart..........

………and take it on down the end of that line

Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

by Eddie Teach on Jun 28, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I have only taken a few ranks in Badger.

I am conversational, at best.

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST

by blanx73 on Jun 27, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Blanx, the declension for "to hiss," if you will.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jun 28, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, I just had a tremendously vivid flashback to high school Latin

Are you sure you didn’t go to a Catholic high school, Rev?

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 28, 2011 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, but I did have one seminary professor

who was known for colorful displays. Upon catching a student with an interlinear New Testament in his class (where a literal English translation appears below the Greek), he opened the window and threw out the offending book. Into a pouring rain. Ten minutes into a two hour class.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jun 28, 2011 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

IF IT AIN'T KING JAMES IT AIN'T BIBLE

Actually saw this on a bumpersticker once in Oklahoma.

BBD&QFTMFW

by Burrito Electrico on Jun 28, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAGH! Flashback!

Hisso
Hissis
Hissi
Hissinem
Hissine

/now don’t beat me, Father Ward.

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST

by blanx73 on Jun 28, 2011 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Unused brain cells crying in torment

hissii
hissii
hissios
hissiorum
hissiis
hissiis?

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST

by blanx73 on Jun 28, 2011 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

Rec'd for effort

Some people have a pet peeve. I have a peeve menagerie.

by DrBundy on Jun 28, 2011 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man, that hurt my tiny brain.

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST

by blanx73 on Jun 28, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

You, sirrah, are the Adam Dunn of these parts

You may swing at everything, and you may miss a lot, but when you connect, it goes a long, long way.

by lhb98 on Jun 27, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, I guess?

"All you need is bacon and a dream."

by jc001 on Jun 27, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

A friend once told me...

“80 percent of what you say is really funny…The other 20% is shit. If we can just work on that last 20% percent, youll really have something.”

"All you need is bacon and a dream."

by jc001 on Jun 27, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

A somewhat suspect opportunity to post this, but...

Note that it’s “A Ass Pocket of Whiskey”, not “An”. Best album name/cover art combo of all time. Do not even try to top it.

by Salt on Jun 27, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Right on cue

VP of sales comes through with corporate seats for me at the game tonight. Once in a while, being a sellout pays off.

by T-Jax, Field General on Jun 27, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

The most important question...

…Was there any booze left on the plane when it landed?

Kill, Bubba, Kill!

by Spartan D on Jun 27, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

honestly

he was sitting diagonally behind me, so i only saw him the one time i got up to take a leak during the flight an he was sleeping against the window with shades on.

again, i’ll file a full report, but it made a 4 hour plane ride at 6:40 (my time) that much more brahsome.

"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."

by whiskey_soup on Jun 27, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

She did what she did and said how was it kid.

Pretty good not bad ..I can’t complain.
But everything is still about the same.

by DoubleupHarper on Jun 27, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

First time back on the tread mill in a month, 2 weeks after surgery?

Sure, I’ll go for 5k. What could go wrong?

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

and the answer is?

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

by Chloe Denmark on Jun 27, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll let you know in about 30 min

Or IE will, after she takes me to the hospital, preferably.

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blargh.

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still alive, at least?

Back to the couch and the frozen peas?

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, still alive. I didn't go to the Castle Aaaarrrrggghhhhh yet.

Had to take a walk break or two for about a 1/4km stretch, but made it to 6 km if I include my warmup and cool down. All things considered, I’m pretty happy with it. Now, talk to me in 2 hours, I may revise that assessment.

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lunch and now a shower

then ALL.THE.PAPER.WRITING.

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excuse me sir

I don’t know what the fuck a “km” is nor do I care to. Please use standard /thisisamericawespeakenglish.jpg

Old South, New Twitter

"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18

by Old South on Jun 27, 2011 9:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Halve it and add ten percent of the original...

it’s not exact, but it’s close

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 28, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh. The guy at Sports Authority looked at me like I was on crack when I asked how to set the treadmill to KM

I use KM because it’s a smaller measurement based on multiples of 10, and since my normal runs are 5km (about 3 miles) or 10km (about 6 miles), that’s what I measure everything in. It was the easiest thing to do in a country where driving was all in km, and in the military we use km as well. I couldn’t tell you what a 1/4 km is in yards or whatever.

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 28, 2011 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like to freak my mom out when I'm driving by hitting the button that flips everything from miles to kilometers...

“You’re going 110!!!!”

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 28, 2011 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pssshh. 110 is nothing.

Now, 140 down the Kyushu highway? THAT will get you going!

(not really—it’s only 86)

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 28, 2011 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, my mom is one of those "stay in the middle lane, go exactly the speed limit" drivers.

So having it show 110 when she wakes up on a long car trip is lots of fun

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 28, 2011 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

5/8 of a mile, give or take.

5km is a little short of π miles (by about 60 yards).

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jun 28, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

that word.

it is versatile, huh?

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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 27, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still referring to Wilson as "Cheese Toast" for the foreseeable future.

Let’s see if we can get this to be a thing.

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 27, 2011 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

no question

I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jun 27, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

In retrospect, didn't Lt. WDE's choice of codename for Wilson doom the entire operation?

An asset code named “Cheese Toast” isn’t going to Wisconsin? About the only worse codename choice possible would have been something referencing bratwurst, no?

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 27, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey all, got my work schedule for next school year today-

teaching 3 classes and 1 independent study student…grand total of 20 kids! I am psyched for small class sizes, because it means ALL THE COOL PROJECTS I’ve wanted to do in the past

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

how do you only teach 4 classes?

does no one like maff?

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

by Chloe Denmark on Jun 27, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 classes?

(3 + 1)

/pulls out 10-key
//starts new Excel spreadsheet
///googles

We’re great a maffs, why?

by lhb98 on Jun 27, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Small school, and I have all the highest level kids, so that's how the schedule works out.

I believe I also have 2 study halls to monitor, and each class is an hour a day(though they don’t meet every day).

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck, I could do this right?

/only kinda trolling

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

by Chloe Denmark on Jun 27, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, you could do this

Provided you can effectively deal with high school kids from 8 AM until 6 PM five days a week, and are interested in coaching a sport, and don’t mind not making a whole bunch of money.

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of people say things like that.

However, they often fail to realize exactly how obnoxious and annoying teenagers can be. Even if it weren’t against the law AND I weren’t their teacher, it’s still a no-go, for that reason.

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I stipulate teenagers can be annoying and obnoxious.

About 30% of my practice is juvenile criminal defense. That doesn’t mean that you don’t find the occasionally ludicrously hot 16 year old who is, in form at least, all woman. I’m 39 now, and I have enough control not to do anything about this, but hit me up at 24? Not necessarily as disciplined as I am now.

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 27, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, it's lot of fun being the 22 year old teacher with a class full of 18 year olds...

“Yes, I leave my door open all the time, no I will not have a meeting with just you and me, at least one other teacher will be there, no I will not help the girls soccer team practice or travel to games, no you may not know where I live or have a ride in my car.”

“Mr. Lew, you are being pretty mean.”

“I’d rather be mean than be accused of anything and end up in jail.”

“Oh, good point, I hadn’t thought of that.”

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is me in the Army as well.

I had quite a few female soldiers in my company when I was a commander, and never ever ever would I bring a female soldier into my office without either the door open or a female NCO present. Of course, it helped that my first 1SG (senior NCO in the company, my right hand) was female, and could have chewed me up and spit me out. She scared everyone into being in line. She left, and I had 2 more male 1SGs. After that, we had two incidents—a female sgt sleeping with a male LT, and it was rumored that my second 1SG had something going with my company clerk (she was a great soldier, but one of those that looked like nothing special in uniform, but in civ clothes, HOLY CRAP WHERE DID THOSE COME FROM kind of girl). It “ended” when he took the job, but it always made things a bit…dicey.

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

What exactly are the rules there?

Is it “no relationships with someone under your command”, “no relationships between officers and enlisted, period”, “no relationships between people of different rank”, or something else?

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can date within your own "subset" as long as you're not in the same chain of command.

Officers can date officers, enlisted can date enlisted, but if you’re just dating and one of you is put in charge of the other, the relationship has to end. Cool Starry Bra: I was buddies with a guy in Korea the first time I was there, he was an LT dating an E4 (pretty junior enlisted). This was before they changed the rule in 2000, just before. They got married just before the rule changed, so they didn’t have to end the relationship. She was cute in the “well we’re in Korea so you take what you can get” sort of way, but a complete idiot.

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good story

Tell us how you really felt about the her?

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jun 27, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I aint' saying she a golddigga..."

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Meh. It's not like it wasn't mutual.

Her: He’s an officer and makes a crapton more money than I do.
Him: She’s 10 years younger and puts out like crazy.

Either way, I’d be really surprised if they’re still together. But whatever.

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I was a TA

for an undergrad human sexuality (300-400 plus students) there were the infamous, “What can I do to pass this class?” moments.

I do not envy you.

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jun 27, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

A snake!!!!

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST

by blanx73 on Jun 27, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Wisconsin know what to do with a mobile QB?

Hand off.
Throw deep bomb.

Does Wilson know he might not be allowed to leave the pocket?

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Jun 27, 2011 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Plus, as far as I know Paul Chryst isn't Steve Addazio

And will bend the system there to work to Wilson’s strengths.

We drink and we dry up and now we crumble into dust. We get wet and we corrode and now we're covered up in rust.
LBU - twitter - tumblr

by Peter Gray on Jun 27, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just keep Wilson away from too much beer and cheddar

He runs behind the line; he doesn’t need to eat like them.

by cmill126 on Jun 27, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh if you spend any time behind the Wisconsin O-line

you WILL be exposed to beer and cheddar in their gaseous forms.

by Salt on Jun 27, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Brooks Bollinger ran quite a bit

Russell Wilson is a better version of him.

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Jun 27, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Urgh.

I do believe finding a job is my new full time job. 1-5 applications will be filled out per day until there is some sort of job-like substance involving my degree.

Will work for football.

by purwho on Jun 27, 2011 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

It is a full-time gig, sadly.

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -HST

by blanx73 on Jun 27, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

"You have a full time job - finding a job."

Good advice from my dad upon leaving school.

It is bitter, soul-crushing work of repeated failure. Fortunately, CFB has prepared you for this.

by lhb98 on Jun 27, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stick with it man!

The summer after I got out of undergrad I spent days at a time (in between interviews) in a drunken, depressed, unshaven and unshowered haze until I found my first job in August. It was rough at the time but I look back on it with a certain fondness now that I’m a slave to the corporate world.

by r3probate on Jun 27, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looking for Nuke E 1 jobs.

Finding some, but hearing back had been a little problematic. Partly my fault for not sending them out as much as I should be, which is why I am now applying at anything that moves.

Will work for football.

by purwho on Jun 27, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are in the same line of work

Are you familiar with whom my employer is? I suggest sending a resume their way.

"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337

by wahoocrew on Jun 28, 2011 7:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hm. You're in VA...

Dominion? If so, I have been checking them fairly frequently, but to no avail so far.

Will work for football.

by purwho on Jun 28, 2011 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Keep checking the careers section of their website

A LOT of career engineers took a company retirement package last summer, and it was more than the company anticipated, so I’m a little surprised that you haven’t had any more luck with them.

"UVa is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something." ElRocco337

by wahoocrew on Jun 28, 2011 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

(Proof)reading is fundamental

Have someone proofread your resume and applications, or at least proofread them yourself reading backwards.

I had a fraternity brother with a 3.8 in ME from Georgia Tech…

We had a tradition of posting our “flush letters” on our doors, and I was amazed at how many he had… until I read his resume.

Professionally printed, high grade paper, many-many-many typos and grammatical errors.

//i’manengineernotanenglishmajordammit
//truestory

A second point is to SEO (search engine optimize) your resume/application for each position, especially if it is an online application. The first screen for Fortune 500 sized companies can be entirely automated (and will definitely be done by HR rather than the hiring organization), so read the job description carefully and make sure you match all of the key words that are applicable.

If they use one buzzword when you would choose another… use theirs. If they ask for specific experience/skills that you have, use their phrasing/terminology. If you are pretty close, but not exact, include their phrasing but give a clear statement of your actual qualifications. The goal is to get your resume/application in front of human eyes.

Never overstate your qualifications; they will be verified, and the worst possible case is to miss out on a job that you could have gotten with your actual qualifications because they found out that you “O’Leary’ed” your resume.

My department had over 500 applications for a secretarial position, and even more for some senior staff positions. In the case of the secretarial position, a candidate that I regarded as highly qualified didn’t get past the screening by HR.

by J W R on Jun 27, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Badgers? We don' need no steenkin' badgers!"

"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson

by Sasquatch Love on Jun 27, 2011 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson

by Sasquatch Love on Jun 27, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

from UHF , Raoul’s Animal Kingdom

"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson

by Sasquatch Love on Jun 27, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

off topic

Tammy is telling us what on Finebaum right now.

by TiderinMS on Jun 27, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

For the first time....

…Wisconsin has a QB who can outrun his offensive linemen

Kill, Bubba, Kill!

by Spartan D on Jun 27, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Just how old are you, son?

Bollinger helmed the Badgers to their Rose Bowl victory over Stanford, amongst 3 total bowl victories. Then he backed up a bunch of much, much better quarterbacks on Sunday and was atrocious enough to supply sure gambling wins whenever he’d start for somebody (most frequently Vincenzo Testaverde).

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 27, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but Iowa does.

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 27, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's probably just Milhouse.

"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson

by Sasquatch Love on Jun 27, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

possibly a griffin.

"the most important thing isn't the details. it's the magical atmosphere." Fat Charlie

by thetennesseethumper on Jun 28, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is a tammy but not the Tammy.

it is also old. PAWLLLLLL just plays it for kicks. I’m not racist but = racist.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jun 27, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't think that was Tammy.

But I endorse any screaming tirade.

Also, according to this caller, Gus is a gimmick, and what has Chizik ever done in his three years besides win a BCSNC?

Will work for football.

by purwho on Jun 27, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is bottled crazy.

i have to take breaks from it. it reminds me that i live among these folks.

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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 27, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Auburn don't even want Russell Wilson.

He wanted Auburn.

Will work for football.

by purwho on Jun 27, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caller - where is Wisconsin anyway?

Pawl – I think they are in the top 10.
caller – Oh. Well, I guess that makes sense then.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jun 27, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

not true.

Auburn wanted him, and he has the cash to prove it.

by AhliBobwa on Jun 27, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 hours

they usually repeat 2 or 3 on the local station here in Bama

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jun 27, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Russell Wilson's decision.

I wasn’t thinking about it. Probably a good reason.

Will work for football.

by purwho on Jun 27, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

To PAWWWLLL or not to PAWWWLLLL?

You get that chocolate milk!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 27, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's been decent.

A lot of Auburn fans saying “We didn’t want that asshole Russell Wilson anyway.”

Will work for football.

by purwho on Jun 27, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

All right.

Down the rabbit hole we go.

You get that chocolate milk!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 27, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

PAWWWLLLL sounds kind of bored with topic du jour (cheese toast)

He just said that he had never seen him play.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jun 27, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

I have a NCState “fan” two doors down so I’ve watched a few of their games just to have some ammo to give him shit.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jun 27, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's got a weblink to Pawwwwlll for Kelly's Gyros?

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either punch in finebaum.com

or I think this will work here.

Will work for football.

by purwho on Jun 27, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks both of you gentlemen!

Just missed Legend, though.

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod!

This is awesome. “I foller recruitin’ religiously.”

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 27, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

this guy is a redneck lunatic

by BamaThrasher on Jun 27, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that should become a thing

End around against LSU’s defense?

Not with the Biebers.

by Ardbeg on Jun 27, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

"We're fixin to see the Justin Bieber era at Auburn."

“6-6 and the Pizza Bowl’s the mountaintop.”

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 27, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I heard Legend say Bama sent Auburn to the MASH Unit?"

“You’d have to say Auburn sent McElroy to the CCU, then?”

-The Truth


So beautiful. Should have sent a poet.

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 27, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why did she go into space with rollers in her hair?

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 27, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Surveillance equipment!

Fucking love that movie

Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 27, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Book's better.

Like most things, but the movie is pretty good.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jun 27, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I plan on picking up the book at some point

I watched the movie for the first time not too long ago. I was in the middle of a five book series and couldn’t take a break from them to read the novel, so I just opted for the movie.

Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 27, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The book is good

The movie is meh.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Jun 28, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

They built surveillance equipment into hair rollers?

That’s what I call dual-use! Did she carry “Shimmer” on board, too?

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 28, 2011 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Legend on.

Prettier women in Wisconsin.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jun 27, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Auburn beat Alabama with gimmicks, lost the game otherwise

I don’t think if he was at the same game as me.

I know, someoneiswrongontheradio.jpg

by Ardbeg on Jun 27, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

as a bama fan, i try not to bring up the game from last year.

can’t follow his reasoning. need more purple drank.

Legend did have the all time best radio quote. He called into the Sat morning show just as me a few Arky fans were leaving Bham for the game two years ago. “Just want to welcome all the Arkansas fans. Hope y’all enjoy the weather, the food, beautiful weather. But I got one thing to say, y’all drove a long way for an ass whippin.”

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jun 27, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's see here:

1. GIMMICK, PAWWLLLL.
2. VEGAS.
3. BATMAN.

THEM BARNERS IS GOIN 4-8, PAWWWWLLLL.

You get that chocolate milk!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 27, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

according to him, the team that went 14 – 0 has an OC that everyone has figured out and are recruiting this against him.

by BamaThrasher on Jun 27, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

would probably be true

if he had to coach all them Biebers up at Vanderbilt

by Ardbeg on Jun 27, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

you generally speaking

when a guy has just gone undefeated, its not smart to argue that everyone has figured him out.

Also, I missed the Biebers part, but this awesome.

by BamaThrasher on Jun 27, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

off topic

but is that General Montgomery, British WWII

by BamaThrasher on Jun 27, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure if serious

captian renault. i’m shocked, shocked!

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jun 27, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIVEMIND

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bawww

Cute panda is cute.

And we were singing, hymns and arias...

by gth863x on Jun 27, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

barbaric

Oh, son, I don’t think I’d have told that.

I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am. I feel like Wiley E. Bulldog-y.

by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jun 27, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

/notsureifserious.jpg

It’s the French cop from Casablanca.

毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition

by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAPT RENAULT PWNS ALL

“How extravagant you are, throwing women away like that. Someday they may be scarce.”

“Well, tomorrow I’ll be in with a breathtaking blonde, and it’ll make me very happy if she loses.”

“Make it ten. I’m only a poor corrupt official.”

“Please m’sieu, it is a little game we play. They put it on the bill. I tear up the bill. It is very convenient.”

I think Louis Renault could be DV material…

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jun 27, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Your winnings, sir.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jun 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking from a bit of experience

it’s really fucking hard to replace a world-beating powerhouse QB no matter who your coach is

Fish meat is practically a vegetable

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 27, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not saying Addazio & Malzahn are on the same plane, OC wise

saying that Tebow & Newton are yuuuuuuuge talent voids that coaching alone can’t make up for.

Fish meat is practically a vegetable

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 27, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

really

the last time I remember ND winning a game was in the 80s.

/crazyalabamaman

by BamaThrasher on Jun 27, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's cold, man

So rec’d

I aim to misbehave

by stempke on Jun 27, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right to me

/checks SU/ND history at cfbdatawarehouse
//yup, 2005

by drothgery on Jun 27, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

how weird is that?

think that says something about the 3-4. I had to think about that one for a minute. Hmmmm.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jun 27, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

mean to say

[do you] think that says something about the 3-4?

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jun 27, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh, a badger fan.

the same people who are talking cheese toast down would have been calling him the second coming on Cam if he’d chose to go to west georgia.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jun 27, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheese Toast going to Wisconsin.

I was kind of aware of it as a kind of over the top Alabamacentric radio show, but every school has an over the top homer radio show. This, however, this is amazing. Before today, it’s like I was claiming to understand what 600 mikes of pure LSD on a sugar cube would do to me because I’ve had a beer or two.

"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 27, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Polling question

Cigar City turning out a new beer today, Porcini Mushroom Brown Ale. Can this possibly be any good? Should do on-site rsrch Y/N?

Fish meat is practically a vegetable

by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 27, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Needs further research.

If you need another taste-tester, I volunteer to have beer sent to my house

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by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love porcinis, cook with them all the time

It’s not impossible to imagine it working, if they used restraint. Porcinis have an earthy, sometimes even chocolaty flavor. Some porters and stouts have reminded me of good porcini.

But I wouldn’t buy a keg/case of it before trying a single.

by Ardbeg on Jun 27, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

Porcinis are delicious- like blanx said, doing it almost like a rauchbier seems like the best option.

That said, this is definitely going to be a beer that many people won’t buy, because they see “mushrooms” and pass

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky

"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy

by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really want to stop by now

but the wife & tot have returned, I feel I must go straight home. Plus, I don’t have my growler to fill.

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by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 27, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is always good to go directly home to the wife and tot..

and you can bring the growler with you tomorrow, so you can fill it then!

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by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds... odd

I mean, I’d try it, but I remain skeptical.

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by Peter Gray on Jun 27, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Further study is required.

Could be quite good, if they keep the hops really low, and just make it almost like a rauchbier, maybe?

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by blanx73 on Jun 27, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

BASEketball gets a rec from me

Everyone knows Shaq made his money at LSU

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by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I just fart?

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by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Jun 27, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate mushrooms

but I trust Cigar City more than I hate mushrooms. I’d try it.

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by Big Jon on Jun 28, 2011 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Considering Wisconsin doesn't have a baseball team

I bet he gives exactly no shits about Big 10 baseball.

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by stempke on Jun 27, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I couldn't tell if he was joking or not...

HOWEVA, the branch campuses of UW play some pretty darn good ball in D3, and the Northwoods League has quite a bit of talent too

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by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It seems like that title rotates every couple of years, depending on how the talent shakes out.

The Alaskan League, the Valley, and Northwoods are all pretty close, most years. The Great Lakes League would benefit from some more stability, but it has a claim every now and then.

I’m seriously considering vacationing on the Cape for two weeks next summer, just to watch those games. Northwoods and Alaskan are on that list as well.

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by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loved my summer job for the Great Lakes team sooo much...

but I must have eaten seventy hot dogs each summer.

Going in to work: “Ugh, no way I can eat another hot dog”
After being at the ballpark 3 hours before the game, plus the hourish time until my fifth inning “break”: “Damn, those hot dogs smell good, and I can get a free one….”

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by MikeLew on Jun 28, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Honey badger don't care.

Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.

by allicolls on Jun 27, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honey badger don't give a shit.

Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.

by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jun 28, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, since Wilson has a pro baseball contract, he's ineligible to play NCAA baseball.

I guess even Auburn couldn’t find a way around that one.

Kill, Bubba, Kill!

by Spartan D on Jun 28, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Welp. I'm drunk again.

Also, can’t wait to watch Russell Wilson be a complete flop.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 27, 2011 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm afraid. I still fear the GERG pathogen in Michigan's defense.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 27, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get it.

Disclaimer: I’m drunk. I also haven’t read most of this thread, or know a whole ton about Russell Wilson.

That said, also trolling stempke aside, I honestly don’t see how Wilson helps the Badgers a whole lot. Okay, he’s a mobile quarterback, right? So, if I’m Bielema, I see that I just gained another experienced runner. That’s cool and all, but why would I use Wilson as a runner when I have a speedy RB in White and a solid RB in Ball, both of whom are already used to Wisconsin’s system and way of doing things? I feel like the biggest bonus Wisconsin is getting is that they might be able to fake who’s running the play a bit better, since Wilson might be seen as a threat by opposing coaches, and they gain someone who has a lot of experience as a starting QB at the D1 level.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 27, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's more of a proven QB than Budmayr, and from all accounts, Wisconsin's current QBs need more seasoning...

whether another year as back-ups will give them that is up for debate, but it definitely helps the Badgers this year.

An experienced hand at the helm is often the difference between 10-2 and 12-0, even if the QB isn’t the focus of the offense.

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by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

But isn't that kind of my point?

He’s a big gain only for the fact that he can maintain the status quo, and they don’t have work on a QB as much for another year. I don’t see him impacting their system in many other ways.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 27, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess it depends on what you're looking for.

Wisconsin, it seems to me, has a pretty good shot at making a run for all the marbles this year, and Wilson certainly aids that more than Budmayr. So, long term, it probably won’t change a whole lot that they do, but they’ll have a package for him to roll out and/or run the ball a little, as Chryst is a very good OC and he’ll put that in. Short term, he increases their chances at winning the title, and since there doesn’t appear to be a much of a downside to bringing him in, I think you have to roll the dice on the shot to get the crystal football

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by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

Wilson did throw for 3000+ yards the last 2 seasons in addition to being halfway mobile. So, he’s got an arm. And Wisconsin is usually dangerous without an experienced QB with an arm.

Will work for football.

by purwho on Jun 27, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are Toon and Gilreath back, though?

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 27, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Toon is back.

Also, they usually have a stable of dangerous TEs.

Will work for football.

by purwho on Jun 27, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Toon is, Gilreath is not

Aberderis had pretty much supplanted Gilreath on the depth chart anyway. Gilreath will be missed on returns though.

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by stempke on Jun 27, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feh.

He still has to learn how Bielema’s system works. He still has to get on the same page as all the receivers and linemen. I guess what I’m arguing is I don’t think he’ll be the star.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 27, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think any rational fan is saying he'll be a star

The key is QB went from being a major weakness on this team to being neutral at worst, a positive at best.

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by stempke on Jun 27, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, okay, fair enough

Like I said, I haven’t read a lot on Wilson and don’t know a lot about him to begin with. It seems like this was made into a pretty big deal, though. If he’s just filling in holes and maintaining the status quo for Wisconsin, then I guess that’s really good for the team at this point in time.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 27, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't really a big deal until the Auburn rumors started to swirl

and then it became a proxy war between the Big 10 and the SEC

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by stempke on Jun 27, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He threw for over 3000 yards each of the last two seasons

With 28 TD’s last year and 31 in 2009. Now I’m not a follower of NC State football, but I’m guessing the stats are high (along with INT’s: 14 and 11) because he was pretty much what they had. He’s an experienced QB who’s had the pressure of being THE MAN. Walking in to a situation where he can just hand off takes any pressure off of him, but his experience and skills give a team that was going to have not much at QB (not that it’s hard to just hand off) a different weapon to play with. Forget his running ability, I don’t think they’ll install a spread or something, but the ability to play action and roll out every once in a while is going to get Wisconsin a touchdown or 8 through the course of the season.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wilson was a 2nd-tier ACC QB last year (Christian Ponder and Tyrod Taylor being the only 1st-tier)

I would not be overly optimistic if he were forced to throw in order to win the game (e.g. no timeouts left).

by Synaesthesia on Jun 28, 2011 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wilson is mini-Relf.

yep.

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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 28, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

No matter the QB, I think Wisconsin will miss Hendricks at TE more than any other loss.

When the passing game wasn’t working last year and defenses were keying on the run, Hendricks would still get his, especially on clutch third downs. I’d be curious to see how they fill his shoes.

And having watched Wilson the last couple of years, I think he’ll look a lot like Pryor at tOSU. Obvious talent that could be maximized in a different system but by no means a detriment to the offense.

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by Big Jon on Jun 28, 2011 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would agree on Kendricks if we hadn't turned into a something of a TE factory recently

Owen Daniels led to Travis Beckum led to Garrett Graham led to Lance Kendricks.

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by stempke on Jun 28, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss being a tight end factory.

Steve Bush —> Todd Heap —> Zach Miller. Now we don’t even have a TE on the roster.

I <3 God and Frank Kush.

by Big Jon on Jun 28, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hire Charlie Weis

He loves TEs.

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by stempke on Jun 28, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The threat of a mobile QB actually opens up even more running lanes in a power offense

The DE has to stay home to respect the bootleg and therefore can’t crash down on the run.

Is Russell Wilson a savior? No. But he just solidified the biggest offensive question mark the Badgers have.

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by stempke on Jun 27, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Badgers?

We don’t need to stinking badgers.

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by DavetheDawg on Jun 27, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

already done... above.

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by Sasquatch Love on Jun 28, 2011 7:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN3.com

is really awesome on the Xbox, especially cause I can’t get ESPN in HD. MY REDS GAME LOOKS SO PRETTY

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by broski on Jun 27, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

ESPN3 on the Xbox is great

If only I didn’t have to pay for Xbox Live to get it

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 27, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it is now? It'd be awesome if it is now

I could only get it when I had Gold

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 27, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

Surprised there isn’t a thread with 1700 comments already.
/watches tumbleweed roll by.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.

by Pain in the Sash on Jun 27, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're waiting until 1 am.

The damn college kids that don’t work like to blow things up when those of us IN THE REAL WORLD have to go to sleep.

by ElRocco337 on Jun 27, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or those of us in Vacation land are just putting the kids to bed.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 27, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn you all.

/looks at moving to Hawaii
//realizes it would mean taking another bar exam

by ElRocco337 on Jun 27, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

/still in college

//been in real world for a month and hate it
///switches majors to delay graduation

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by Pain in the Sash on Jun 27, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some of us just don't sleep a whole lot, until we crash...

/went to bed at 3 AM
//woke up at 7:30 AM

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by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, I could try that

/falls asleep at counsel table during case

by ElRocco337 on Jun 27, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I haven't slept yet...

but I’m getting the feeling that tonight could very well end up being a “sleep from 1 AM until noon” kind of sleep

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by MikeLew on Jun 27, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I gonna have to make a game thread?

‘Cause I’m not all that creative.

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by Specter177 on Jun 27, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

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I was unimpressed. Sorry.

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This is pretty solid

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There’s also one for the Wire, and one for Archer, but those are just getting started.

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