Look at my horse
My horse is amazing
Give it a lick,
“Ooo, it tastes just like raisins!”

Have a stroke of its mane
It turns into a plane,
And then it turns back again
When you tug on its winkie

“Ooo, that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well, I better not show you
Where the lemonade is made

Sweet lemonade,
mmmm, sweet lemonade
Sweet lemonade,
Yeah, sweet lemonade

Get on my horse,
I’ll take you around the universe
And all the other places too

I think you’ll find
that the universe, pretty much
covers everything

Shut up woman, get on my horse

Hey, it's better than "WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS" etc., right?  Apologies for getting the song stuck in some of your heads.  I coulda gone with You Spin Me Right Round.  And I guess I just did.  I regret nothing.

/hunjover

/sips coffee

/slaps half-eaten Taco Bell burrito from 2 AM against forehead