Since you monsters have gone and produced an entirely indecent amount of comments in the previous open thread so as to render us using old and inferior machines and/or software helpless in navigating it.

Being as late to the previous party as I was, I have no idea what you were talking about before, but whatever it was, feel free to continue it here, be it boobs, peppers, boobs, alcohols (in particular ALL.THE.RUM.), boobs, BBD&Q alternatives (why mess with a good thing, I ask?), boobs, economics, boobs, various and assorted foods, what the fuck is wrong with Missouri, boobs, hating Iowa, boobs, and doing mean things to Clemson.

Purwho, have you got any of that Jack left?  This open-thread-making is strenuous

Also, the word count seems to have increased.  This is bullshit.  I want to publish this fucking thing.  Balls.  Fuck this stupid thing, it's worse than BARBARA STREISAND!

FUCK CLEMSON!