Or, In Which Kentucky's Players Take Pay Cuts
Who will the Cavaliers select #1? (Hint: Nobody cares, but its Kyrie Irving.) Who will be the first European player to get selected? How do I pronounce his name? Will David Stern's head asplode on national TV? I hope so. Possibly. Maybe. Y'all are gonna get Peter King'd so hard. Don't read the rest of this. Yadda yadda yadda bouncey bouncey draft NBA LOL LOL LOL.