THE CURIOUS INDEX, 6/23/2011
by Spencer Hall on Jun 23, 2011 10:42 AM EDT
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BOULDERPORN. it does feel a bit like a promo video you'd be trapped into watching on a cheap airline (waddup Spirit!) but it's a start on the Boulderporn recruiting strategy Colorado should embrace in recruiting.
Now, if they could just get some black people in there, we'd have ourselves a stew, Buffs. (HT: Jason Kirk.)
WANTED: FOOTBALL PLAYERS. Will Muschamp will be a bit short-handed because we don't have many football players, and that is precisely what you want to hear going into a football season what with guaranteed injury, smashiness, and violence on the horizon. Perhaps we can ask Northern Alabama for a few extras? Just loaners, man. We'll have 'em back in time for next fall. Don't be a dick about this, Terry. You owe us for your one moment of glory in 1994.
BECAUSE YOU NEED HELP KEEPING UP WITH ALL OF THEM. Our favorite Ohio State scandal? We're partial to Golf-gate, if only to imagine the conversations between Terrelle Pryor and the businessmen on the course.
Businessman: So, you gettin' it?
Pryor: Yeah, man.
Businessman: Really gettin' it? Like you know--[makes disgusting, spastic sex miming]
Pryor: Not like that, no. [Drives to next hole in one of 17 cars]
If you're having trouble keeping track of them all, well, there are helpful cheat sheets for you to use. Ohio State's bigwigs met yesterday for undisclosed reasons, but we'll assume it was to look at pictures of an oiled-up Urban Meyer in a swimsuit for a few hours of group appreciation.
CAM NEWTON'S MAGICAL BAG OF CRAPPY BALLOONS. We enjoy GQ's ability to take anyone and make them look like a learning-disabled preppie. What's in this fall? Highwater pants, sweaters, more sweaters, scarves, Under Armour, and lugging around random bags of balls you pretend are the world's shittiest balloons.
BRADY HOKE WILL NOT HESITATE TO DROP THE K-WORD IN NEGATIVE RECRUITING. We hope this is true for so many reasons: the huffy appalled grumbling about this not being conduct appropriate for a Michigan Man, a renewed savagery between Michigan and Ohio State on the recruiting trail, and the trend of using Lane Kiffin's name as the worst thing you can say about a recruiter.
He's telling these guys that OSU will get hit harder than USC and they "shouldn't fall for the same (stuff) Lane Kiffen sold all those SC recruits."
To Kiffin is a verb now, yes? As in "to Kiffinate?", or to recruit someone under misleading or otherwise dodgy circumstances? We'll need a ruling from the OED, because to hell with that weakass Webster's shit.
HUGS FOR WISCONSIN. Let's just have a big group him, y'all.
LOOKIN' SEXY, MIKE SLIVE. We kid. Slive's not that tall, and everyone knows he doesn't have the legs to pull off that outfit.
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I have to close this
or I will starve to death at my desk, watching it forever.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Jun 23, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Would normally rec, but needed a title!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Jun 23, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I escape.
However, like Tantalus my escape is ephemeral, and unsatisfying.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Next time...use a ball of yarn.
That way you know how to get out again.
/EdithHamilton’d
by Phocion on Jun 23, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/golf clap.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Colorado's video is good and all
But nothing tops Colorado State’s epic ""COLORADO STATE 1977: WHEN REAL COACHES WORE PLAID SHORTS
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jun 23, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
My life was such a void
before edsbs. Thanks spencer.
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jun 23, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Dammit, Caleb King.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 23, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
there's a group of Quebecois wheelchair terrorists trying to get their hands on this video.
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jun 23, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
letting me down, commentariat.
Dad, I tied with Bart Simpson and "school sucks."
by Illusions, Michael. on Jun 23, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Les was just...
…explaining the term Kiffined to the little girl.
Les: "Little girl, you pretend to be Tennessee and the ball will represent your football program. I’ll be Lane Kiffin. Now, try to put your football program into the “basket of respectability”
One of the nice things about English is that you can take any noun and verb it.
As in, to make a verb out of it. So long as there is an understood meaning behind the new verb.
Therefore, let’s open the floor for the dictionary entries for the verb “to kiffin”. Go.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
However,
-10 points to Fearless Leader for “efforting” because I do not want that shit to bleed into corporate speak. I can just see it now: emails full of info about meetings whose main topic is “efforting a solution” to whatever made up problem.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
How do we effort a solution? Please advise.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
or, in kitchen-speak:
“What the hell? How can we un-fuck this situation?”
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
having spent way too much time in kitchens and catering
there is no unfucking it. They’re all kosher vegans and none of them told us before the event. It’s the fucking bride’s fault as usual.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 23, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
This. Always this.
Also, you know who has absolutely no idea what a medium-rare steak looks like? The person who just ordered one and doesn’t understand why it looks all bloody. He’s sitting next to the nice lady who wants her $10.99 ribeye to cut like butter and also be gray in the middle if you could just get that out right now. Thanks!
Sorry, had a little flashback there.
Catering manager (brainless woman who wouldn't know confit from corn pone): can't you just make a kosher meal?
CIA trained chef: No. you need kosher ovens and a kosher kitchen. Which we do not have, and which you should have found out about before we offered to do their event.
German coworker: “We had kosher ovens once upon a time”
me: HORRIFIED LOOK
ahhh the restaraunt industry.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 23, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
dude it's a restaraunt
it doesn’t even merit a raised eyebrow.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 23, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
woof
you got that right. things seen/heard while working in a restaraunt are a little… excessive.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
well, in context, the chef is Jewish
and he laughed.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Best line by a German friend about Ah-Nold
When I asked him about how well a job he did as the CA Gov.
“We never had much luck with Austrian rulers either”
by sullivan013 on Jun 23, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Whatever you do,
DON’T MENTION THE WAR!
/BasilFawlty’d
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
by DrBundy on Jun 23, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Acht, howeffah deed zey vin?
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 23, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I didn't order it medium rare
because I want it to come out medium rare, I just like to say “medium rare”
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
by Yail Bloor on Jun 23, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Unfuckulate"
or what I try to do when my mother attempts to cook food. Commonly used by sound engineers when presented with a house system installed and run by a complete idiot. “Have you seen this rig? It took me 3 hours to unfuckulate the system before we could even sound check.”
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
by DrBundy on Jun 23, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
as someone who does retrofit engineering work
This is a daily struggle. Your design was crap from the start.
20 year payback? I recommend buldozer and starting over.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not just kitchen-speak
Also in emergency operations exercises when someone you really need is assigned to a totally different function: “We’ve to to unfuck this set-up”
by PalmettoTiger on Jun 23, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Jun 23, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Sic! SIC!!!!
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 23, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
JUST TRYING TO TOUCH BASE WITH YOU ON THESE NEW EFFICIENCY PROTOCOLS SO THAT WE CAN BETTER SYNERGIZE OUR WORK FLOWS
/vomit explosions
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
This makes me want to vomit blood
You know, Dilbert was never even remotely humorous, until I lived that shit everyday.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 23, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
this is so very, very true
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Really? Dilbert was profoundly humorous until I lived that shit every day.
by Erik T on Jun 23, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
THIS THIS THIS
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
ditto
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Ditto the ditto
Now I just cry when I read the deep truths about Corporate culture that Dilbert presents.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
We had an efficiency expert come in.
Told us to do everything 10% cheaper and 10% faster, left before implementing anything.
Now claims he made us more efficient on his resume.
Missed opportunity to square fee.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
careful
you will probably find you are hitting a whole lot of us on here
by Working Title on Jun 23, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
wait you can rec on LinkedIn?
It’s really sad, given what I do, but I barely use that site
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They want us all to join LinkedIn here
So that we can use our many connections to drum up new business.
/shakes head
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Linkedin is for people who don't have jobs, that are looking for jobs
by touchdown H-town on Jun 23, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
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Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
This is so they can get us all to do business development
without paying us to do business development.
It’s also something else that they can hold over our heads come review season.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
When did resume's become CV's?
was the word “resume’” not pretensious enough so we had to go to “Curriculum Vitae”?
by touchdown H-town on Jun 23, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't CV what they call resumes in the UK?
/just based on reading chick lit by British authors
//SO WHAT?! it’s light and fluffy and entertaining, LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
they used to mean separate things
CV’s are generally longer
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I went to Notre Dame
They beat the word “resume” out of me. It was a prereq for getting my vellum diploma.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
because a degree from ND IS your resume
what’s that? yes, it has to be specially framed and specially taken care of or IT WILL DISINTEGRATE!!! gah! but you know, tradition,etc
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Mine was ruined when the USPS guys left it out in the rain.
So…
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
"Say 'resume' again motherfucker! I dare you!"
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
by Spartan D on Jun 23, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You ever heard of doing things 10% faster?
How about this: 11% faster
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
by Yail Bloor on Jun 23, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Let me guess
Company name starts with “A” and rhymes with ‘Denture?’
by sullivan013 on Jun 23, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Proof that Dogbert was right.
The etymology of “consult” is “con” + “insult”.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Jun 23, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I help design those charts btw
THEY START OFF AS GREAT IDEAS JUST YALLS IMPLEMENTATION IS BAD
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
In regards to Punnet square #4
My hard working Sri Lankan coworker is slowly turning into a typical american office drone and he has begun this transition by sending out the annoying emails of various vids and pics. Today, he spent quite some time looking through a catalog of suicide girls pics. I was really worried he was going to start doing something unseemly…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
THEY HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOM SHITTY EMAIL FORWARDING PRACTICES
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 23, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A SUMMARY OF THINGS CURRENTLY TAKING PLACE:
Yours Truly: Giganterous pile of paperz from the City.
Two Desks Over: Personal call number threeve.
One Desk Over:…
♬ Para bailar la bamba ♬
♬ Se necesita una poca de gracia ♬
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 23, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Sounds like UR DOIN" IT RONG
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
The desk next to me was a brasilian girl
it was all in Portuguese. Somehow I put up with it.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ESCOO ME ACS WHEN UR DONE WITH THOSE PAPERS HERE ARE THREE MORE BOXES THX
ALSO NEED THIS BY THE END OF THE DAY. PROBLEM?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
OK UM ESCYOO ME CAN U MOVE I NEED TO ALPHABETIZE THESE FILES BEHIND U.
Right now? That has to be done right fucking now?
UM YEAH.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 23, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
MEETING BY NOON U CAN GET IT DONE IN 20 RIGHT??
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
/writes script
//script doesn’t work
/////FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/checks email this morning
sent at 12:00 AM: O HAI, I KNO U TURNED AROUND A DELIVERABLE 2 DAYS EARLY BUT WE NEED MORE CHANGES TO IT BY TODAY, SORRY K THX BYE.
Sure, I don’t have three other people asking for the exact same thing, twatwaffle.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jun 23, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Now multiply by 6 or 9.....
and welcome to my world.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
My standard response:
“A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.”
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Jun 23, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
DIS OFFICE GON EXPRESS TO HELL DOORS CLOSING BING BONG
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 23, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A summary of things currently taking place:
EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE IS OUT SICK AND I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING.
/feels sick
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Summary of municipal gov.'t work
Just came back from meeting on how to use the new computer program. No one including the instructor gave a shit, because some politician’s brother in law will sell us a new program in 12 months.
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Jun 23, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
SUMMARY OF THINGS CURRENTLY TAKING PLACE:
Yours Truly: Writing this
Sri Lankan coworker: busy writing up mass email with pics of giant snake
Female coworker: Sitting at desk with IT guy who are both trying to get her external hard drive to work so she can watch episodes of Ugly Betty
Outside: Another explosion
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm, sounds like Detroit
You hanging out with blanx73?
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope you're drinking.
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
Drinking water? Yes. Six quarts today.
But my r&r is 3 months away and I’m going to Munich. ALLES DIE GETRANKEN!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
My advice for you is to drink heavily
No, seriously, they give you free bottles of water in refrigerators in every room everywhere for a reason…
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I take it you folks
are working in the greater Sandbox area?
by touchdown H-town on Jun 23, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He is, I was a year ago.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Summary: Unemployed.
I hate all of you.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey man I was unemployed for 16 months
then I took this sweet job in the desert! Now I get paid to be miserable!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
PROBLEM:
I’m a pussbag.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, it also helps being a certain kind of stupid
to come over here as a non-combatant. That and deal with utter retards because they’ve managed to survive this place while anyone with any sense says “fuck it” and immediately stands in the demob line…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I can understand that. My cousin was over in Iraq.
He was standing guard with a guy who shot his own foot. My cousin returned home to have 4 children with an ex that he doesn’t love. .
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Does your contract include a weapon? Do you have to go outside at all,
or are you a Fobbit?
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
If contractors fall under the term "fobbit" then yes I am
and yes I know what a fobbit is.
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Only slightly apropos
Today is the 18th anniversary of the Lorena Bobbitt incident.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
so...
the other piece of John is old enough to vote, huh?
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Just the stitches
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Jun 23, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Depends on the contract type work, I guess
People use it derogatorily, but had I not been where I was, I would have been more than happy never to leave the FOB. As it was, I didn’t leave the last 3 weeks I was there, I think. Things got kinda hot at that point, and I was taking no chances just to get a meal at the US DFAC down the road.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I stay within the same small area everyday
and that’s it. There isn’t really a need for me to move around the FOB anyway as I’m just an admin gopher so everything I need is in my office. I wanted to get an escort badge so I could at least go to the ECP but I knew my supervisor would just turn down my request. I went to the APO about two weeks ago which is on the other side of the FOB and that was literally the farthest I had traveled since arriving here…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
It sounds like your area is terribly nasty anyways
so you’re likely not missing much. Herat was pretty quiet for most of my time there, so we could actually do things if we were smart about it. Went one night with some of our civ contractors (ours were handshaker outside the wire types) in civ clothes to dinner downtown at the USAID compound. That was awesome. Real food, good times.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It's been tame the past week
but that can all change in a hurry especially if any of the Intel they shared is at all accurate. A couple of the southern sites are getting hit hard, one of them had to be closed it was receiving so much IDF. I’ve been lucky so far, really hope it stays this way.
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Not wanting to get in the realm of our 8-legged friends, but not having been to Iraq, it’s interesting to hear the way you tell it vs. the “oh, Sunni Awakening, everything’s fine, we can leave and they can take care of it, no problems, not like Afghanistan”…
…and then we announce we’re leaving Afghanistan, where the idiots on the “government” side can’t tie their own sandal laces, much less have had any sort of wake-up call like the Iraqis supposedly did. But yeah, let’s leave, because I’m sure things will go swell.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
The worst part in all of this
which you probably already know is just all the god forsaken rumor mongering that goes on around here. Every single day “something” has “changed” which is not dictating the outcome of the project and contract. There is absolutely no conclusive facts or details and if we are told something it’s not even at face value which then just leaves everybody to interpret and guess what is going to happen next.
This all leads to the worse part of it and this comes solely from the contractor side of the game and that is everyone is becoming cut throat and building a case against someone in the department. I am truthfully more worried about the ass covering and finger pointing than I am any random IDF and that’s just freaking sad. No lie. I’ve had more stress related headache’s due to individuals just not owning up to their bullshit and trying to ruin as many other’s as possible.
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
should have read
“now dictating”
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
#deployedpeopleproblems
Seriously, I hear you. You should have seen the ass covering when McChrystal got canned last summer. Being as I worked in an office that was one of his and his boy Flynn’s pet projects, people were performing advanced anal gymnastic maneuvers to justify their programs’ existence and the like. It was rather amusing to watch people go from “Oh, I don’t have to listen to you, I work directly for McChrystal” to “hey, can you help me out with XYZ…”
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Roger that, 2-1 up and up
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
That said, isn't it the middle of the night?
Go to sleep!
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol it's only 2225 here
still have to hit the latrine and shower then get everything set for tomorrow. I’ll talk with y’all later, don’t dirty the comms. Stay safe, stay vigilant.
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh that's right.
At least you’re not half an hour off like AF.
Wear your shower shoes, and good night.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
SUMMARY OF THINGS HERE
This guy: Staring at P&L in horror (listening to Slayer now, at least)
That guy: Staring at P&L in horror
That boss guy: Staring at P&L in horror
Maybe if the fuckin dolphins came back to the shallows I’d go stare at them LOOOKEEE PRETTY FISH SPLASH SPLASH
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 23, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
PUNCH FISH NOW.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
DO WANT
someone bring me a goliath grouper to punch RIGHT STAT NOW.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 23, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Ummmmm, grouper cheeks....
I think I’ll go get my sushi out of the refrigerator now.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
we hit them with a kids aluminum bat with a hook taped on the end
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I would like to punch a shark
Preferably a Landshark
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Jun 23, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Candygram?
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
by DrBundy on Jun 23, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Blazing Saddles auto-rec
and the worst part is I won’t even get credit for inventing the Candygram.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I am currently at a conference for work
and the guy next to me looks and sounds just like Slim Pickens, and no one else knows who Slim Pickens is. The whole situation is to comedy what burning a two ton pile of food is to starving children in Africa.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
WHAT IN THE WIDE WIDE WORLD A SPORTS IS-A GOIN' ON HERE!?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I hired you boys to lay some track,
not jump around like a buncha Kansas City Spider Closets!
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
by DrBundy on Jun 23, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I... get no kick... from champagne...
Oooo-hooo…
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
De Camptown Ladeez?
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jun 23, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do-dar??
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
/raises roof while dancing in a circle
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ahem
The “candygram” reference was to the Saturday Night Live sketch about the Land Shark, not to Blazing Saddles.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 23, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
We crossed the streams.
There, there, it will be ok.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
There is only Zuul
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Vince Glortho?
"the most important thing isn't the details. it's the magical atmosphere." Fat Charlie
by thetennesseethumper on Jun 23, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
In Dallas, there's a car dealership whose commercial spokesperson is/was Burton Gilliam,
The railroad supervisor (red shirt, black vest) in Blazing Saddles. He did completely unironic car commercials in the exact same persona and costume he played in the movie. I wanted to stab myself whenever I saw him on TV.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 23, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Lyle
one of my favorites- the first five minutes of the movie slay me
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
Blazing Saddles was on the video list of our KLM flight to Amsterdam
Strangely, the “n-word” was left alone, but “Kansas City faggots” became “Kansas City idiots,” or something like that.
I turned it off. You have to get that movie totally uncut or it’s not even the same movie.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 23, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
These are the same people
that took nigger out of Huckleberry Finn…i don’t see the point in changing history, especially in the name of whitewashing something that condemns the very thing you are trying to protect against.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
This.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
At the book store the other night
Someone actually was requesting the edited version of Huck Finn. And then seemed pissed when we didn’t have one.
And this dude was not a customer of color.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Nor a customer of intelligence.
He was also wearing jorts.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Tebow's Heisman in a bookstore.
the wonders never cease!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
The Thursday before Father's day
I had to find that fucking book seven times. And I was only there four hours…
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
FACEMURDER
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I always compared that
to protesting a movie where the Nazis are batshit crazy bad guys… because the movie has Nazis in it.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"
by touchdown H-town on Jun 23, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
This line cracks my shit up every time I watch that movie
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
<^>
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
paging Allicolls to the courtesy phone!
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
See, even the sharks stole the idea from Sherrif Bart,
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Mongo just pawn in game of life.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Jun 23, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
and a BS rec for you as well.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
This guy: working from home today
writing my evals, doing the paperworkz for the fundingz
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
O SLAYER YOU SAY?
DO GO ON.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 23, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Raining Blood
from reply to one of your comments below.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 23, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
My summary:
Passive-aggressivity in 360 degrees 7.1 Dolby surround sound. CUBICLE DATA ENTRY 4 LYFE ACTUALLY JUST 4 THIS WEEK.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I'M SORRY BUT AFTER YOU ENTER ALL THE THINGS
HERE’S MORE THINGS WE NEED ENTERED THAT YOU COULD HAVE ENTERED AT THE SAME TIME YOU ENTERED THE OTHER THINGS BUT WE FORGOT TO ASK LOL K THX
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
/breaks down crying
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
To prevent this ask as many stupid questions as possible
why? because more than likely whoever passed that work down to you probably forgot that you had to do all that extra shit, realized it and then tried to pass it off as if it were the next step in the process…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
URGE TO KILL RISING
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
ME: This form letter you're sending out to professionals is riddled with typos.
You guys know that there’s a difference between “principle” and “principal,” right?
RESPONSE:
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jun 23, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, I don't know there;s a difference
I must have been in the principle’s office during that lesson
by touchdown H-town on Jun 23, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
SUMMARY OF THINGS HERE:
Me: trying to unencrypt virus-fucked Windows laptop to move data onto shiny new Mac for dr. leaving tomorrow for Italy
Head of dept: awaiting 10:30 appt for me to fix his chat system before HE leaves for Italy
phone: ringing with co-worker trying to foist problem user off on me
Outside: at least ten secretaries clustered around adjacent cube with BRAND NEW KEURIG MACHINE ZOMG
Flask: empty.
EPIC FAIL.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 23, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
see xml comments below
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Keurig in an office?
That’s some expensive coffee. Each k-cup is gonna run your coffee budget through the roof.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
We got rid of ours QUICK after the trial period.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
we got one of the boncafe grinder/brewers
My parents have one in the house. It was a gift.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Typical thinking around here.
Ridiculously expensive plastic K-cups for all while they gimp the A/C to be “environmentally sensitive” and keep rejecting purchase orders for a $20 install disk. All leavened with a heavy dose of “HOW DO I COMPUTAR??”
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 23, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
it's like 40 degrees in the business school
LEED certified my ass
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
LEED only matters until the Admin walks away.
Once your maintenance department gets a hold of the controls, yeah, you probably aren’t doing much right any more.
/what level of LEED is it?
//relevant to interests
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Not all LEED buildings are created/operated equally
Depending on when the building was made and designed, will say more about the certification as well.
-gth863x, LEED AP
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
It's a Frankenstein
built in three pieces- most recently when a certain fast food guy gave over a billion dollars to the school (at least that’s who I think it was)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So you're saying as a construction person who does NO DESIGN EVER
I need to be LEED ap SO I CAN KNOW HOW TO THROW AWAY FUCKING TRASH. And buy “natural goods” from manufactures who put money into LEED politburos, so they could get spec’d?
/no i’m not grumpy why do you ask?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
The LEED buildings at Davidson did save a shit ton of money in energy costs
I will say that
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
LEED design from a mechanical/electrical sense is awesome.
Beyond that FUCKING STUPID
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I respect a growth out of the Bauhaus to respect materials and their properties
but I don’t entirely understand it out of the philosophy of art and craft.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I respect it.
but is it economical? now? when the first things that people want to do when coming out of a recession is spend money? FUCK NO.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, yes.
I’m currently filling out the paperwork (like on my other big screen) for a building my company helped design and I performed the Enhanced Commissioning. The building cost above non-LEED spec’d replica was in the range of 7%, but the overall energy savings will be 26% under the eQuest model. Payback in less than 5 years.
So it CAN be economical, especially looking forwards at rising energy costs.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Once again proving my point.
MEP design will save you money and really isn’t that much more expensive. IT’S DESIGN WORK. It’s the architectural crap that will fuck over a budget. Plus developers/owners still have to get the original sum of money and people still aren’t lending.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
ha ha "lending"
gov’t always gots plenty of moneyz.
(but this one was a private company that, well, doesn’t worry about lenders, cause, well, they are a bank.)
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I trust MEP LEED work. I think it's the best, really and truly.
But that’s where the cost savings is. That could have been easily mandated without this “buy local” crap for materials. It’s tough, and it’s expensive. And most people who want to build LEED (not green mind you) don’t realize it. Actually BUILDING to save waste, and commission a building is a completely different thing.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Buy "local" works east of the Mississippi and out west
Not so much in the interior and Texas areas where everything is so spread out in the nothingness. Concessions for different regions would be nice, and a lot more applicable I think.
I say “local” because 500 miles isn’t very local.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
Yes, because it's super easy to find drywall with shaving from nuclear power plants in them from Georgia.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
*toots own horn*
Boozy McHound, LEED AP, BD+C, EB+OM, CxA. Is an ME.
So I’m awesome?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh you want to control temp of firehouse remotely?
/Heating pad placed on thermostat.
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Jun 23, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't want to mess with the head of physical plant
nickname? “Bear”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Problem was
We work in a coastal area. Fronts come and go quickly. Firefighting is 24/7/365. They go home for weekend or vacation, weather changes. Also we are here 24 hrs.
Heating pad on thermostat until they unhooked us from the network.
/whorunsbartertown?
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Jun 23, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mel?
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
PROBLEM?
ALSO MUST SPEND $TEXAS TO BE CERTIFIED AND TAKE TEN TESTS. K?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Stupid for people who don't design.
STUPID STUPID STUPIDSTUPID
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
BUT IT MEANS YOU CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
AND HAZ ALL THE MONIEZ
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
/builds algae farm on roof
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 23, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
we haven't done that yet. But I grew up with rooftop gardens
wouldn’t mind one here
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
There's a building going up on campus here
It’s slated to have a green roof with a full garden
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe they did that with the new Student Activity Center at Texas
We collects the rainwaterz in cisternz and waterz the plantz with it!
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 23, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
BUILT THAT TOO
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
The SAC itself
Our your general rooftop cisterns?
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 23, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Put a 80K gallon cistern in a road to collect storm run off to water the botanical gardens in Atlanta.
Green Roof of their visitor center helps collect the rain water. Basically, any water hitting an impervious surface goes to the cistern.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like the Ladybird Johnson Wildflower Center
…whose website doesn’t appear to be working so well right now.
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 23, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I BUILT ONE
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the Sands in Singapore wins for Rooftop Gardens
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Singapore is on my list of places to go
But I meant the one she did in Atlanta.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
Oh this is true
But not a lot of people have my resume. I am awesome too, no?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh it can be a boondoggle
If done right, it’s a pretty good process and can be a good thing. Doing it just for the plaque? Not doing it right, and need to stop wasting your time/money.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
Why do I have to choose a piece of wood from texas to meet the 500 mile radius
MESQUITE isn’t pretty inside.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
You need rain to have trees.
Although I’m a little surprised too, east Texas has a significant amount of forest land.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Singapore laughs at this certification
I imagine they have something else in place
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
LEED AP Internet high five!
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
There is one in my house since I don't drink coffee.
But it’s a bitch when we have company over and 10 people want coffee. Well, you’re gonna have to wait and no, there are no refills, cause those just cost me $5.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
You have a Keurig just for guests?
You must like your guests more than I like mine. Just get a regular ol’ coffee pot.
Or do what I do: refuse to have one, because after my great aunt decided at the last minute to stay with me instead of my cousin when everyone was in town for graduation, she pitched such a spoiled-brat fit about me not having one that I now refuse to get one. Gas station is 1/4 mile down the road. Hit the pavement.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Not just for guests.
I don’t drink coffee. Wifey does. But she only drinks one or two cups. A pot is unneccessary for our everyday.
It’s just a hassle when there is a large demand for coffee and the cups are $texas expensive when you go through a box in an evening.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
My work
has one of these. It’s the shit. Expense as hell, but uses regular beans, and makes awesome coffee.
by MechE Hokie on Jun 23, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
WANT!
Sorry, the Overhead budget has been raped by the Business Development folks.
Oh, the ones who have been here a year and we still have no new contracts?
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
We fired those.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
We have yet to fire our current batch.....
They are the fifth group we’ve had in here in 9 years. All the others got the heave-ho after burning through their budgets with no results.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
We have three good ones. They are still here.
Chloe wants a raise? Anyone gotta raise for Chloe?
no? not even cost of living? making less now than 3 years ago isn’t still a problem, right? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'm reccing this just because I feel your pain.
/changes into clothes for secondjob.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
the other office has one
in our “center”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Nice!
We have one of these:
Shouldve seen me try to use it when I first joined.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 23, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
KURIC?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
And after you get the data moved onto the Mac
You’ll get a call from Italy asking “how do I right-click”?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 23, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
He didn't know how to right-click on the PC
A WINNAR IS ME.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Favorite reply to people who like mention 'thinking outside the box'
“If you find yourself needing to think outside the box often, maybe the problem is that you need a bigger box.”
Try it.
by sullivan013 on Jun 23, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Note: Does not work in the porn industry.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 23, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
I work with a lot of guys in the analytics industry
guess who one of the BIGGEST clients for web analytics is in the Triangle?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
LULZ
They are hiring btw, so if you can program they’re looking for data wranglers
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Really?
Because we’re being ASKED to volunteer to do data analysis to make life easier for the analytical people.
/raeg
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
they show up at all the analytics conferences run by SAS
with job offers. But there’s so much demand for anybody with a quant background. Last time I was there, everybody was hiring.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I was a history major
I NEVER use it, except when I write
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Depending on the school you went to, you paid $40,000 - $80,000 for a worthless degree?
Sounds like you were screwed more than Oregon claims they were.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Pretty much.
About the time I graduated, chemistry jobs started being shipped overseas.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Not interested in working in scenic Mumbai?
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer to have a roof over my head when doing chemistry.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I hear you get that with some seniority.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
The stories I've heard from some of our people who have gone over to India to check on our "partner labs"
It’s kind of frightening.
I guess they don’t have walls and stuff on the lab sheds so they can evacuate all the faster when the next MIC leak occurs.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Well, at least it lets a breeze in.
/Indiantoxicairkills3
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
One word
Bhopal
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, and thanks to that
It’s a seven step synthesis to make an N-Methyl urea.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
And the blast disappates faster
or something
by PalmettoTiger on Jun 23, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
And chemistry was one of those competitive majors we all were told would forever be in demand.
College recruiters lie faster than a Kiffin.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Jun 23, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Looking for any statisticians?
I NEED to get back to Raleigh, preferably RTP.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Oh yeah. you will never be out of a job in statistics.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hot tea out the nose.... and you get a rec.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Only as a punchline
/Findmykeysandwecandriveout
by sullivan013 on Jun 23, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
"That box is there for a reason"
Sometimes going outside the box is a bigger headache than just doing something the way it is suppsed to be done in teh first place. No this has nothing to do with getting the Feds to approve a project, why?
by PalmettoTiger on Jun 23, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Absolutely true....
Anyone who instructs others to ‘think outside the box’ has never had to work within Federal Aquisition Regulations or any type of Code (Electrical Code, Plumbing Code, etc.)
I have always loved the preface to the national Electrical Code where they say that an installation done following the Code may not be efficient, but it will be safe.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
as a box builder, the box gets things done fast
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This.
In a profession where unknown variables can change at any given moment with little or no notice (like live audio/theater/etc) it’s good to know 3 or 4 ways to skin the same cat and be able to recall them on the fly, but it’s also important to understand that yes, my way is complicated but I guarantee it will work. Your way is anyone’s guess. Plumbing, Elec, and such…I’ve never been in a situation where getting it done NOW was more important than getting it done to code or better. Going beyond code is a habit of mine…if it’s worth doing, it’s worth over-doing.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Cheap. Fast. Good. Pick two.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 23, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And that's only if I'm feeling generous.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
In my county, one can install one's own electrical if you can pass a test about the code
The county will then inspect it, and you save big $$ by DIY.
I bought the US electrical code book and started studying the section for home wiring. I was doing OK until I came to a section about wiring three-way switches, and one diagram said “This is safe” and the other said “This will burn your house down.”
Now I’m not very stupid, and I do what I do with databases very well — but when I looked at those two diagrams and couldn’t figure out the difference between them, I tossed the book in the trash and called a contractor.
House hasn’t burned down yet.
/knockswoodsurreptitiously
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 23, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I do all of my own wiring
in my house and my rentals. I do have reference books and a copy of the NEC, and most of them don’t get much use because I’m proficient enough. However, if you pick up any of the books, they will all be dog-eared on the 3 and 4 way switch wiring diagrams. I don’t do it often enough to remember it cold.
Sucks in this area, though, because I still have to pay an electrician or a plumber to get a permit. Even though I do all of the work, I have to pay some schlep to come along behind me and sign his name on a piece of paper.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
You can file job for me?
Always take your electrician and plumber friends fishing.
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Jun 23, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I kept my plumber out of jail
on numerous occasions, and best friend is a contractor. Neither will file for free, but I do get the friends/family/fishing discount. I still don’t think I should have to pay someone to pull a permit for me if I do the work myself. In theory any flaws in my work would be discovered by the – heh heh – inspectors.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Remember
Its always easier to ask for forgiveness, than it is to ask for permission.
my take on dealing with parish gov.’t
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Jun 23, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I may or may not have
run rebel a few times. OK, actually every time I can get away with it. Unfortunately, if the utilities have been off for more than 6 months, you have to pull a permit to get them back on. Helps to know the inspectors too…like everything else in LA, it’s not who you know, it’s who I know.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
I do not comprehend this
“permit” thing, or these “inspections” you mention.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Was discussing a project with a long term client
Dropped that line.
He started giving me fractions. He wanted 0.7 cheap and 0.8 good and 0.5 fast, or something like that…he at least made it add up to 2, will give him that.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Realistically there are only two choices
1. Good
2. Cheap and Fast
Thats it. If its good you wont get it quick and it wont be cheap.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Since we deal primarily with non-developmental items...
Good and Fast is possible with the judicious application of MOAR MONEEZ.
I can see how developemnt of new products would gravitate toward the split you stated.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
primarily software
so yeah, if the architect/programmer spends the time to make it good, it aint going to be cheap and lots and lots of billable hours.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
you can get around that
just use phrases like “including, but not limited to,…………….” in your requirments document
-
/some folks actually thinks this works
//this never works
///some folks are idiots
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
Our development was inhouse
so the phrase was simply “you can have it good or fast, pick one”.
And, of course, in our environment, “fast” walked hand-in-hand with “cheap”, because “fast” = “fewer charged hours”.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
This makes me wish I were a horned frog so I could shoot blood out of my eyes.
It would be a nice release.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 23, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Synergy
Proof that those that can, do. And those that can’t, they become consultants.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
by DrBundy on Jun 23, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
waves!
or academics.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If you can't be a leader,
go into management!"
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
All of MIT's Business PhD's are in management tho
If I go there, it’s gonna have to be in management
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
and if you can't be a legend,
be on the party planning committee?
by CincySooner on Jun 23, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
/despair.inc is all so, so very true
by Albino Tornado on Jun 23, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/looks at problem
//problem starts at the top
///sighs
/////suggests solutions
///////cashes check and washes hands of the matter forever hopefully
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
GEE, THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR
Do you work in my office?
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Are you in management consulting?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No, but we could certainly use a management consultant.
“LEARN TO BOSS”
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
"How do I Boss?"
/billstewart.jpg
come on, yall saw that un a coming.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
LIKE A BOWSS
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
SHIT ON DEBORAH'S DESK
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
BOMB THE RUSSIANS!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'll rec this
Just in case it happens to be a FEAR reference.
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 23, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
F3AR
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
uhhh, nope
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Screw that
FEAR had an album named “More Beer”, with title track to boot.
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 23, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Eat some chicken strips
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Management/strategy consulting is only useful if you can fire the people you need to fire
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the precipitate.
/chemistry’d
/oldjoke’d
Team Speed Kills -- SBNation's SEC Blog
If you're so inclined, follow me @Year2
by Year2 on Jun 23, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
That's going to earn you a suspension.
/upped the nerd humor
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Jun 23, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
out with the old
in with the nucleus
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 23, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
And then add more solvent. It's important to sometimes be
/sunglasses
Resolute.
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
hey...
FUCK YOU.
/consultant.
/totally still billing the client for this time.
/maybe you’re right…
/wait have you seen the people that work in industry?
by jokastrength on Jun 23, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
everyone here is stupid. I have solutions, but it's not like you guys are gonna listen, or were ever gonna listen. And you wonder why you lost your market share in a year and a half?
/consult finished
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ehh
I work in Telecom..
most of our consulting gigs go with… hey use our products, problems solved*
*by solved we mean that the problems are now the same as all the other people’s problems.
by jokastrength on Jun 23, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I like working with small startups that the people with money pair us with
because the people that work their are bright, know they don’t have the expertise they need, and generally pick it up pretty fast.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Those that can't, and just graduated from college, and have no connections
Become temps, and learn to hate the world.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 23, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
NEEDS MOAR SOLUTIONIZING
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 23, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
NETWORKIZE THE SOLUTIONARY ORGANIZATIONAL SUBSTRUCTURE
by Mango Stasi on Jun 23, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
PLEAZ TO PAY MY PER DIEM
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I think, should this ever go belly up, Fearless Leader has a helluva career ahead of him in HR.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
It's a synergistic response.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
OK PLZ HNDL THX.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 23, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Impressive nouning, neo.
Impressive, indeed.
by jjester on Jun 23, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Immediately thought of this
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jun 23, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Several year ago
Kinko’s developed a new slogan: “Kinko’s—a new way to office.” ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHH NO NO NO! You can not “office” anything! Rest assured, I wrote them a sternly-worded letter.
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
by PBCrook on Jun 23, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I prefer to think...
…that he “sterned” them.
There is a shocking lack of proofreading in the corporate world
I think I manufacture fewer typos posting semi-sauced on this here site than your average going concern.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
We had a big to-do last summer, wherein we invited all these big names from the city and county to celebrate how safe we are.
We even printed up little pamphlets to celebrate. The very first line, the “Master of Ceremony’s” name was spelled incorrectly, and then we screwed up the honored guest’s title.
Oh, we looked so awesome that day!
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
which is funny because the postdoc I work with is from the consulting world and she's super anal about even the smallest typos
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I swear I never proofread e-mails before but hell if it doesn't get three read throughs now before sending
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I mispelled the very first word on the very first page of my Master's Thesis...
The OU thesis library has a copy right now. No Lie.
by CincySooner on Jun 23, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
DAVID BOREN SALUTES YOUR SCHOLARSHIP
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 23, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
At LSU I had a VERY meticulous proofreader for my dissertation. She caught all kinds of crap that me and my whole committee missed.
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Others set it on fire accidentally and call their friends to come over and watch. Les Miles is both.
- Spencer Hall
by Gregatron on Jun 23, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Most committees: TL:DR
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I have no idea what your talking about.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 23, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
RAEG
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm talking about you're awful awful grammar.
by Erik T on Jun 23, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
omg your such a grammer nazi.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jun 23, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
twitch
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Why hasn't UofM hired you as a live mascot yet?
You could leave the lawyer business for something much more lucrative.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jun 23, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They tried.
The increase in liability insurance for Michigan was, shall we say, prohibitive.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I guess jumping at players' or coaches' throats when they make a mistake on the field
was a deal-breaker?
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
My audition made the news.
In related news, we need a new place kicker. The last one was delicious.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Jun 23, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought you didn't have a kicker in 2010
/trollface
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
We had a kicker-offer.
a kicker? Not so much. Also missing defense.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Space Lord Mesko left without any suitable heirs
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Space Emperor was the punter
Michigan had a punter for every game except Ohio State.
by Mango Stasi on Jun 23, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
He was just the punter.
I’m trying to think of the last competent kicker Michigan had. Rivas?
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
Lopata.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I think that was actually a pretty solid effort, then.
Since I’m not a MICHIGAN MAN GRR RARGH TOUGHNESS RUNNING GAME
BUT.
I can buy this:
http://www.biddingforgood.com/auction/item/Item.action?id=137465382
Mesko autographed a picture of the stadium, as “The Space Emperor.”
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
It's gonna be the fat wolverine man
It’s representative of the student body, like frat douche is a representative of the average male at USCe
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
LIES
MSU made Willie the Wolverine back in 2003 just so Sparty could beat him up. Mark Hollis killed him. My rage will continue forever.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Jun 23, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
That's amazing
bring that back
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Tell Mark Hollis
@MSUAD on teh twitters. I know the Spartys still have that costume.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Jun 23, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit. That's fantastic.
I had never heard of this
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
SPREAD THE WORD
Especially with all this talk of UM making their own damn mascot. WE MADE ONE FOR THEM BECAUSE WE WANTED TO PISS THEM OFF.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Jun 23, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember that.
Good times.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
...
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
earghdfangdfmbgmfbagieasdf
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Person applying for a job
as a “Kindergarden” teacher at my son’s school did not get the job. She still wonders why.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
by DrBundy on Jun 23, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Calvin and Hobbes, as always, said it best:
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Jun 23, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
To Kiffin (v) - Synonym for "Munson"
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
by Yail Bloor on Jun 23, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
You can do that in arabic too,
and probably a bunch of other languages
by touchdown H-town on Jun 23, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Black people? Ha!
Minneapolis says hi.
/yes I know we have a sizable east African immigrant community
Really?
According to Chris Rock, Minnesota contains only Kirby Puckett and Prince.
by Durdens Wrath on Jun 23, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
smootsmack.com
NEVER FORGET
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
This was during the Walt Harris years
You can’t explain that.
by Mango Stasi on Jun 23, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
So basically I got Kiffin'd when my boss told be raises would be at 5%.
And they ended up at 3.5% last year?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jun 23, 2011 10:48 AM EDT reply actions
You get raises?
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Jun 23, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
hmm. 'to kiffin' would be something like
you lost the company $50,000 on a horrifically simple error and got promoted. I’d think.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
50 grand? Chump change.
I had a professor in biz school who headed up a project that turned into a $1.5 billion dollar abject failure. He was promoted to VP.
If you’re gonna fail, fail spectacularly.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
yeowch.
i was referencing a specific occurence that i knew about. Guy botched an account & got fired, only to reappear as the sales manager for a competitor.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Was he hired by the other company
for his business sales accumen, or his rolodex? In my wife’s profession, it’s quite common for a compitetor to hire away a shitty performer just to gain access to his or her contacts list.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
i would be certain that it was for his contact list
but he got moved into management. i think he still may be in the postition, and this was a few years ago. i dunno.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Still possible.
BigWig 1: “Johnson sure is a dumpster fire of a sales person, but he’s got the in on the Innotech account.”
BigWig 2: “Let’s hire him away and put him in charge of people who can actually sell. Lord knows he couldn’t sell water to a man lost in a desert.”
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
i think you just nailed it.
guy was really good with people, just not good with work.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
not that that's not important
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
word. personal relationship development is the single biggest factor in determining career success
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Disagree.
That’s ‘to be a Kiffin’.
‘To Kiffin’ is to project a future windfall for the company of millions of dollars based upon projections that came straight from your ass.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Dear Michigan Recruit,
When Coach Hoke tells you that you can come in and play right away, he is being absolutely truthful. Because, unless you’re a quarterback, the rest of the UM depth chart is filled with midgets and hippies who’ve spent the last 3 years getting curbstomped at every opportunity.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
And people with a bad case of GERG.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
based on objective evidence
it takes at least two years to recover from GERG
/probably define ‘recover’ as more than ‘win a minor bowl’ at Michigan.
//if late coach P hadn’t been mediocre, we’d think that too
recover= lose in the rose bowl
If we’re talking about a return to Shembechler (because Lloyd wasn’t a proper michigan man)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
real Big Ten champ vs Pac 10 champ Rose Bowl?
Or does a 2007 Illinois (BCS #14, B1G champ loses BCS title game) approach work?
didn't matter who Bo lined up across from
he was always good for a loss in the Rose bowl
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Minus that time when they played a team headed by a Cyclops.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Further proof that Brady Hoke needs to be given the award for Best Salesman in the state of Michigan
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Also a few traffic cones and some cardboard cutouts of defensive backs.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
HEY!
That cone was a three-star.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
/Relf trucks cone
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
a fumble:
‘Chris Relfed the ball after being hit’
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
or
Chris Relfed his Heisman chances (trollface) by the 2nd game of the season.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 23, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Fixed!
Chris Relfed his Heisman chances (trollface) by the 2nd game of the season time he got off the bus.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Solid shape
Stands tall in traffic. Mobility issues a concern. Loses foundation when pressure is applied. 3-star.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jun 23, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
also had offer from ND
4-star
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Promised full ride from Nutt
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jun 23, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Traffic cones can be a deterrent if placed correctly. Michigan's DBs- not so much.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Pst. Pst. Hey Michigan, we have a DB you might like
Signed,
Auburn
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 23, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
sick burn
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 23, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
No! Neiko is the last "good" one on the squad
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
He's also a safety now
Which means significantly less man coverage to get burned on and an increased opportunity to utilize his sick tackling ability.
by Sportsmanship Points on Jun 23, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
by sick
you mean deathly ill
I’m convinced Neiko is just paid by the REC to troll the shit out of Auburn for as long as possible.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 23, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
GAH
I’ve never noticed the striped belt. Do they all wear that shit?
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
Are you kidding?
Us Mountaineer fans threw a party (with burning couches and everything) as soon as you hired that idiot. WVU had a couple guys say they learned more in their first DAY under Dave Lockwood than they did in three YEARS under Gibby.
Seriously, I like Graham, but that was a REALLY bad hire.
Not EVERY opportunity
A lot of derp was left out on the field, a lot of drills left unfinished.
by Mango Stasi on Jun 23, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Your time is coming, Hoke...
in the model train store.
by Onestatewest on Jun 23, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
He married Janice
Bobby had to welcome death at that point.
Rec’d.
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others."
Look on the bright side
Newton’s pants fit. GQ normally prefers men in pants so tight you can count the individual hairs on their balls.
Body hair in a GQ magazine?
Does not compute.
Auburn is gonna suck in 2011. Let's all embrace that. I will. It seems to work.
Newton's not a ton bigger than me
someone plz ’splain how he got nice, decent fitting clothing for those pictures.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 23, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
$180,000 can get you a decent suit or two.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
#TeamGoBigRev
That Butterfinger dessert is OMGBBQMOUTHORGASM
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 10:50 AM EDT reply actions
I don't need anything more than the ice cream
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 23, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
But are you getting it? Really getting it?
Yes, Armageddon It!
/def leopard’d
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jun 23, 2011 10:53 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Just remember, you can't spell "Boulderporn" without "derp".
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Jun 23, 2011 10:53 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
ZING
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 23, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Have yourself a stew, you say?
So that means John Embree equals
and CU recruit equals
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jun 23, 2011 10:56 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Buffalo stew is mighty tasty....
You just need a large caliber weapon to bring one down.
[Lame excuse to post another picture of Rebecca Durst.]
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...
♬ Para bailar la bamba ♬
♬ Se necesita una poca de gracia ♬
I suspect I’m being trolled.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 23, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions
you are
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 23, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
Nice work.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I must have missed the openning to this act....
You take a week’s vacation and ACS has some new schtick working.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
someone is blasting salsa music where he works.
/grabs tire iron
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Gracias, amigo.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
AGAIN!?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes plz to have
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUDWLp1yIWw
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd go with
System of a Down, GWAR
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
GWAR gets a rec. Every time.
Why are you…three different colors.
They were shooting us with fish dicks.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
gigantobig
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
You don't like your wife big or...
Oh, I see. You poor fellow. Bless your heart.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
All the jazz hands?
All. The. Jazz. Hands.
by Durdens Wrath on Jun 23, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
♬ ♬ En la vida hay dos cosas ciertas ♬ ♬
♬ ♬ Son la muerte y el cambio ♬ ♬
/Ozomatli’d
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 23, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I feel bad for yall
because I can listen to whatever I please at work. Currently listening to Puscifer. Co-worker down the hall just meandered by and asked to borrow the disc (yes, I still buy CD’s). Later on, it’ll be either a Radiators live board mix or Alice In Chains Unplugged DVD. If I go with something heavier, I’m courteous enough to turn it down a bit, but with only 4 people in a large office, no one can hear me down the hallway.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
The earbuds are going in this afternoon.
Off to the Daley Center for now.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 23, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't remember if one of you sent me here
But THIS SITE has been a godsend at times, like when the financial news channels won’t stop shouting at me STOP SHOUTING KUDLOW PEOPLE WONT TAKE YOU ANY LESS SERIOUSLY IF YOU SPEAK IN A NORMAL VOICE
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 23, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Escalation tactic
I suggest quickly becoming a fan of speedcore/splittercore
by Synaesthesia on Jun 23, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
WOOO SENSIBLE OSU PIECE WOOOO
/ignored by everyone
//GIVE OSU DEATH PENALTEEZ NAO PLZ
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Death Penalty?
LOL WE HERD UR COLIDGE WUD BE DISBANDDE AND ND WUD B TAKIN UR PLAEC IN TEH B1G
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 23, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
This would be funny
if it wasn’t similar to an actual comment I saw on ESPN.com.
Seriously, the guy suggested disbanding Ohio State entirely.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
right. because all it is is a football team.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
LOL THT'S JUST CUZ W/OUT FOOTBAL WUT ELS CAN THT SKOOL DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
But who then would terrorize the MAC?
Certainly not Michigan.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Wisconsin could step in and hang 80 on a couple of MAC teams each year
by Mango Stasi on Jun 23, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Bielema thinks MAC stands for "Meat And Cheddar"
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
by purwho on Jun 23, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it doesnt stand for "meat and cheddar?"
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 23, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
...
now i’m hungry.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
We don't even hang 80 on MAC teams.
/tresselball’d
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
He uses Northwestern for that, though, and thinks that's just fine.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
TEMPLE IS A VERY GOOD TEAM THIS YEAR
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Would make it hard to get from PA to Michigan...
Would have to detour through West F’n Virgina, Kentucky and Indiana.
As much as I’d like to disband it, perhaps we can get away with simply fencing it off, closing all exits and calling it the “Forbidden Zone”
BUT BRO
Y NOT I MENE U GUYZ CHAETD SO BAD U LOST UR COACH I MENE I DONT TIHNK I WUD WANT A DEGRE FROM SUCH A CHEAATING PLAEC I MEAN I WUD NVR HIGHER AN OSU GRAD CUZ WILL THAY CHEAT AND STEEL? PROB SO I WUD NEVER HIGHER 1
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 23, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I MEEN NO1 REELY NEEDZ COLLEG ANEEWAY BILL GATES DIDNT GO TO COLLEG
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
THANK GAWD AH RECEEVED MAH EDUKASHUN IN EUROPE LOLOLL
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
BRATISLAVA POLYTECHNIC
GO FIGHTIN’ HAPSBURGS
by Mango Stasi on Jun 23, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
that wouldn't be Bratislava
fightin Romanov’s maybe
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
WOOO NORTHEAST WALLACHIA ENGINEERING SCHOOL AND TIRE SHOP
GO IMPALERS
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jun 23, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And the women's teams
are called “Lady Bathorys”
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jun 23, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
There's already a Transylvania university
it’s in Kentucky
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It only means "Across the woods"
Northwest Georgia used to be called “Trans-Oconnee”
Or however you spell the river’s name.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
We've come for your Sudentenland!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
The Last remaining Hapsburg
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 23, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's too handsome to be a Hapsburg.
Charles II of Spain – yyyyeeeessshhh.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 23, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
KILL IT WITH AUTO-DA FE.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Jun 23, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Hey Torquemada!
Whaddaya say?
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
by PBCrook on Jun 23, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
For being unexpected!
/Python’d
by Phocion on Jun 23, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for /Python'd
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't that "History of the World, Part I"?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 23, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, but followed up by a Python "nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" reference.
Nice work crossing the streams.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
We are getting ADVANCED in our referencing skilz
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 23, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Attention Arkansas...
…this is what generations of inbreeding result in. Please get your hands off your sister.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
ATTENTION LANNISTERS
/FTFY
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Really, it's more of a Targaryan thing.
Not really a spoiler, but Tywin’s REALLY not down with that.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
He needs to tell his kids, then.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember, I promised you no spoilers.
BUT…I will say that the Kingsguard promise to take no wives.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
For themselves?
Because taking someone else’s wife doesn’t seem to be a problem.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Look, do you want me to adhere to my no spoilers, or not?
There’s only one of them that seems to have a problem with this.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
This isn't really a spoiler, but
Tywin Lannister spends WAY too much time worrying about where his sons put their dicks.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Oh, I want you to adhere to it.
I’m making comments based on what has already passed on the show. I kind of like Tywin so far, even though he looks like Steve Addazio.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Just looked the guy up.
It’s too bad they didn’t do his makeup better. Martin described him as being so vane that he wouldn’t admit that he was going bald, so he shaved his head. And then he grew out some big ass sideburns. In my mind, he was much badassier than his character/actor looks.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Interesting. I can't BELIEVE that someone would shave their head to hide baldness
/shaves head in shower
//cries self to sleep.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm old and decrepit
and my hairline isn’t even receding yet.
/twiststheknife
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Luckily I'm in the right job for it
Because a shaved head looks SO much better than the 1/4 inch flat top some guys have.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you shit gold, too?
Oh, and, derp on use of the wrong “vain”
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
How do you castrate a guy from Arkansas?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
/here all week
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
by I ate the grass on Jun 23, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You saw my comment!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Couldn't have been yours.
Not enough HISS or correct spelling.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
tOSU wants to get off easy?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jun 23, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well who doesn't?
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 23, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey Spartan D
We’re getting Menna’s Joint for lunch. u mad?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:08 AM EDT reply actions
Apparently, they're expanding
There’s one in Grand Rapids now, plus the one in Kalamazoo here.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Bill McCartney disapproves of "Boulder Porn"
I, however…
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others."
by Jack Fact on Jun 23, 2011 11:26 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
#TEAMTEQUILA
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Two Girls One Lime
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Yeah But
This version doesn’t make me question humanity.
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others."
by Jack Fact on Jun 23, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it only makes me
question not being in college
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Jun 23, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
NBA Draft talk all day on TV.
Bucket-O-Suck there.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jun 23, 2011 11:28 AM EDT reply actions
I'm not even gonna bother today.
I’ve been at work since 7am. I have made a map.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
/sadface
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I've been here about that long.
I have only managed to be sick, redo this e-blast for the THREEVTH time and listen to podcasts.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
e-blast?!
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Ahhh direct marketing
the numbers for that are always surprisingly good. I’m always surprised, anyway.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Sounds... EXPLOSIVE
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh I finished a spreadsheet.
And now I have to add to it and shit. in the next 11 minutes. GAH.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Maps are good. I like maps and have no real use for GPS....
unless it’s to add things to my maps.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Urgh.
Me: unfolds small-scale map of area
Daughter: looks confused
Me: “What?”
Daughter: “Why don’t you just use the GPS on your phone?”
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Agreed
I think GPS is creating a society of folks who have no concept of directional awareness.
In a post-apocalyptic world with no electricity, they’ll all wander around in circles while I follow my nose to exactly where I want to go.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
My father-in-law gave the wife a GPS unit....
When we’re going someplace together that I haven’t been to I have her turn it off until we get close. Then, I’ll use it to find an exact street number.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I look it up the address on Google Maps.
Find the best way to get there myself, and then I just, gasp, REMEMBER HOW TO GET THERE. And yeah, write down the street address part.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Thats pretty much me
I write down the directions then generally forget them at home. But writing them down is good enough.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
We road tripped around Japan using Yahoo Maps and a road atlas.
People looked at us like we were possessed, like it was unpossible to get anywhere without a GPS. Not just Americans—JAPANESE people.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
This, except put it in the military.
That’s great that you can use that GPS, sparky, but when the thing gets blown to Hades, I’m pretty sure you’ll still need to be able to read a map.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
My son is 6,
and he got his first compass for his birthday. I spent half my vacation last week helping him determine the ship’s heading, and assisting him with plotting our voyage on a small map. We checked his progress daily against the big LED map onboard, and discussed any variations between his map and the ship’s version. By the end of the cruise, he had the hang of it. He may not be able to tie his shoes well, but he will be able to read a map in case of an emergency, dag nabbit.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
I need to do this with my son.
He’s 5 1/2, and has a pretty good directional sense for that age. Unfortunately it seems hard to get decent maps here in Hawaii. I don’t know if that’s because everything is GPS now so people don’t buy them, or what, but I want to get him something he can follow along with in the car as we drive.
Don’t get me wrong, GPS has its place, and I’m glad we have them in the military. But you shouldn’t have to pull it out to tell you how to get to the town that’s DUE SOUTH OF YOU ON THE SAME HIGHWAY YOU ARE CURRENTLY STANDING ON.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
i know someone
who uses it to get home from work…I’ve never been able to comprehend the explanation why
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
WAT
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
HNNNNG
The only times I have ever used the damn thing are to locate specific addresses. The idea of using it go get somewhere you’ve already been breaks my brain.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
just because
you don’t necessarily have to know your own way around doesn’t mean you shouldn’t
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
Thanks the DFW's CONSTANT CONSTRUCTION, even if I need to use my GPS, it's useless.
/types in address
//GPS tells me street doesn’t exist
///RAEG
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I do sometimes use it when going somewhere I've already been...
…but only if it’s a long distance (say, 4+ hours) trip, and in that case I’m using it just to have a ballpark figure of when I’m likely to arrive.
Drinkin' my whiskey clear since 2005.
Now available via Twitter.
by The Missing T on Jun 23, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I found it useful when I was temporarily living in South Florida
I left it on in map mode while driving just to learn the streets and such. I refuse to use them on a more regular basis.
My old man uses it to find places in Omaha, which is almost completely a true grid system. He’s lived here for 30 years, it’s truly baffling.
/It keeps telling me to use the highway
//That’s because it’s faster, old man.
by T-Jax, Field General on Jun 23, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
If you get lost in Omaha, you should be wearing a helmet. This is the easiest town to get around in in the history of ever.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 23, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It's one thing when you're learning the roads and stuff
We used one in the rental car we had when we first got here to Honolulu, because the highways are crappily marked and downtown Honolulu has a lot of one ways and so forth. It’s helpful to learn your way around. But there’s a big difference between that refusing to learn where things are because “OH JUST PLUG IT INTO THE GPS”
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
need to find a good one
All the maps here seem to be for tourists and people who don’t drive.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but they don't seem to SELL it
so guess I’ll look online.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Hawaii roads= COMPLICATED
also not too clear on what’s paved and what’s not paved.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
AND, how do you fit a fifty-two letter name....
on a road that is 1/2-inch long on the map?
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
FTFY
AND, how do you fit a fifty-two letter vowel name….
on a road that is 1/2-inch long on the map?
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
yes. y'all should collaborate.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
There is a place on the way to Pearl Harbor from Honolulu....
named Aiea. Nary a consonant to be seen.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
The phonetic equivalent for the sound of comic pain is normally
eye-ee-ah
The town’s name is pronounced eye-ay-ah
(The letter e in Hawai’ian is pronounced like Spanish)
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Now you're just jerking my chain.....
Let me explain. It’s currently 80 degrees in my office because our crappy ancient HVAC unit has been broken for five days while we’re waiting on some part to be imported from god-knows-where-they-still-make-it. If I go outside it’s 12 degrees hotter with a heavy smoke haze from fires in Georgia. Jerking my chain at this time of day is not recommended.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I recommend
Going outside and taking a deep breath. Something in those wildfires has got to have some hallucinogenic effects.
If not, it will at least give you a fit of coughing and send you home early for “sickness”
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Wildfires in Arizona just make you hungry.
MMmmm….mesquite…
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you for understanding
Fortunately, we had rain last night for the first time in two weeks and it washed most of that smoke out of the air.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 24, 2011 7:47 AM EDT up reply actions
We had some of that smoke the other day
And it totally sucked. The heat and humidity didn’t help much, either. Fortunately, the wind direction changed and most of it blew somewhere else.
However, what is this…“rain” is it…that you speak of?
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
It's the weirdest thing.....
Water falls from the sky, just like it does out of your shower nozzle.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 24, 2011 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, my shower's stream is as powerful and erratic as a man with prostate issues
Living on well water kind of sucks.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
lulz
Aiea is one of the easier ones to deal with. Downtown Honolulu is all one way streets with Hawaiian names all one letter off, it seems.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
The Odyssey called
They want their unpronounceable names back.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
YES
12 letters in the Hawai’ian alphabet, only 7 consonants.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I use it if I need to find a random restaurant in an unfamiliar place or similar.
Otherwise, no.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
OOOH can you make Backpack next?
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 23, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
KILL IT WITH FIRE
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey! I've been at work since 7AM too! In fact I'm about to leave work in 25 minutes, hooray!
Enjoy your day!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Tomorrow?
Meeting in Grand Rapids at 8. I decidedly do not live in Grand Rapids.
OW.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Leave house by 5?
Leave house by 5.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
what is this "5" you speak of?
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 23, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Good beer available. Probably not at 8:am,. though.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
What's wrong with Grand Rapids?
It’s the only city in Michigan that ISN’T crumbling completely.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
TC is okay, but I don't think it's anywhere near is large population-wise as Grand Rapids
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Holland, Michigan
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That town is creepy as shit
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
but nice. really nice.
like they filmed pleasantville there. Again, got recruited by the Wheaton, Calvin, and Hope Triad before I started getting offers from D1 schools
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
We came into town at 3 PM on a Sunday afternoon once
Every store on the main drag was closed and there were zero people or other cars anywhere else. I half expected to see tumbleweed bounce by.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I walked around the campus and the female population was tall, blonde, and leggy
that was a draw.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's also the land of Kirk Cousins, so...
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I can handle my end of things
But really, it’s in none of their literature. It really should be.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The Christian Reformed folks
make my teeth itch.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Ahh, yeeeah, there's a bit of that up there
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
WOO! JAYSUS DIED FIR UHHS TO SEND YEW TA HAAAIIIILLLL!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
see: almost played at calvin
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I hear that Hell's not doing too badly, either....
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I went on a recruiting trip to Calvin once
Lulz
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's a long ass fucking drive
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
So, crummy shit happens in threes, right?
So after my car’s A/C dying, my brand new TV developing annoying horizontal purple lines, and the breaker at my apartment going bad, resulting in losing all but the 4 bags of refrigerated/frozen food I had time to grab last night, I deserve a break, right?
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Yes, you deserve a break....
Find a friendly bar and drink all you want.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Alas, I just started a no-alcohol-for-two-weeks detox
For fattiness reasons, not alcoholic reasons.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Bad timing all around. So sorry.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
hey..
all your food is gone… just drink the next few days..
When the world takes your lemons- drink vodka… or something.
by jokastrength on Jun 23, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Managed to save the $100 worth of healthy groceries I bought Tuesday night!
All the leafy green veggies and grilled chicken, huzzah!
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
WITH THE LEMONS
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
[Insert Lloyd Bridges Airplane line]
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 23, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
"Verbing weirds language"
From the master himself.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 23, 2011 11:43 AM EDT reply actions
COKED UP WEREWOLF
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
"Businessman: So, you gettin' it? Pryor: Yeah, man. Businessman: Really gettin' it?"
Pryor: YES, ARMAGEDDON IT.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 23, 2011 11:44 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh, right.
/applies 4 more cups of coffee to affected areas
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 23, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Jim Tressel
only does it missionary; three pumps in and out and then it’s time to punt and play defense.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
one of the surefire HOF posts on here is "Spurrier directing a porno"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Spurrier? Nay!
Coach Leach. It would be like his gameplan: the same five acts/plays done from 100 different positions/formations. And eight or nine scores per hour.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jun 23, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
And I am hoping that's what Holgo the Barbarian is bringing to Wf'nVU
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Chip Kelly says hi.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
I blame the mild heatstroke for the oversight.
For some reason, I’m greasing the car myself today so I imagine all of you are hallucinations anyway.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 23, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Def Leppard gets a rec.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 23, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
QUALTRICS WHY YOUR CSS NO WORK?!?!?!?!?
WHY YOU EAT MY WORK?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It doesn't like you.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It's lunch time.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 23, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
ATQ parodies "A Few Good Men" re the Lyles scandal
Have a look: http://www.addictedtoquack.com/2011/6/23/2238872/oregon-recruiting-ncaa-violations-john-canzano-chip-kelly
Col Kelly: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Son, we live in a football world that has recruits, and those recruits have to come from high schools by men with access. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Steve Tannen? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Texas, and you curse Will Lyles. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Texas’ death, while tragic, probably saved PROGRAMS. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves PROGRAMS. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at tailgates, you want me on that recruiting trail, you need me on that recruiting trail. We use words like access, packages, letters of intent. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent recruiting something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very fodder that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a cell phone, and send a text. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Jun 23, 2011 12:07 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Loving the CI Today
A nice blend of my work world – corporate restaurant industry – and home. All of the kitchen hell plus all of the corporate office loathing. Sprinkle in a spouse who has grammar Nazi grammarian tendencies and I feel very much at home today.
If moths had eyes, would they be happier? How do they know they’re not dead?
XML can go and die in a fucking fire
thank you.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
fuck you
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Sorry, Fuck you //span class="apple class span"
proof positive that microsoft still hates apple
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Apropos to Incompetence
My aunt just told me my uncle’s flight was delayed an 1 1/2 hours. He was supposed to be home around 1:30. She now says to expect him home around 4:30.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 12:16 PM EDT reply actions
She was a teacher for around 20 years.
/prays for America’s future.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
English?
Hopefully.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably one of the sciences
My high school Biology teacher was a recycled Home Ec instructor.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
ours was a burned out Stanford prof
wife of the burned out Stanford physics professor and two of my FAVORITE people
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Obviously
she is accounting for the heavier traffic at 3:00 than there would be at 1:30. Therefore she added an extra hour travel time for the later start.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 23, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Social Studies
But still, “The Declaration of Independence was written in 1767.”
/shudders
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Scary indeed
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Adjusting for traffic?
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I know right?
LSU must be STEAMED right now
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This wasn't UNC's year anyway, and UVA's always overrated
so I expected the SEC to be pretty good. Vandy’s a surprise, but I think UCLA inherited their typical top ten draft pick dicktrip mantle this year.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I think it's a little unfair to say "always" overrated
considering we’ve only been highly ranked for the past two seasons, and even remotely decent since 2003.
If you meant “overrated this year, and magnificent post-season choke artists,” then I might start to agree with you. But, again, the post-season is still a relatively new concept for the team.
always. always overrated.
because we both know they won’t be there on the final day, why rank them in the top three?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Agree to disagree
I think they need to repeat this perforance next year before they earn that label.
they'll always have to climb over UNC
and all those freshman the Heels threw out are coming back….
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It was inevitable
Logic dictates that we can’t have EVERY team dick-trip in the postseason…
/women’s bowling joke goes here
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 23, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
no california teams to inexplicably lose to either
oh wait
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
In so many words
yes
/fires pitching coach
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
and again
/fires pitching coach from a Howitzer into the sun
/eyes Javi Sanchez menacingly
/hires 3rd softball coach this month
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
sees that UNC had a freshman throw 126 pitches in a shutout
LULZLULZLULZLULZ
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
We'd do it in Football too..
…if they let us.
by Phocion on Jun 23, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jim Delany
“WHY ISN’T A TEAM FROM NEBRASKA PLAYING IN OMAHA.”
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Creighton wasn't any good this year?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
FTFY
Creighton hasn’t been wasn’t any good in twenty this years
by T-Jax, Field General on Jun 23, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
they have more NC's than the Big Ten, I think
I think. Not sure.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They were good, but only MVC good. Didn't make it out of the Oregon State regional.
But they did beat an SEC team along the way, I think.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 23, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE AREN'T EXCITED ABOUT INDIANAPOLIS.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 23, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
THERE'S LOTS OF FUN STUFF TO DO IN INDIANAPOLIS AND GARY WAS THE ALTERNATIVE
AND YOU THOUGHT WE COULD DO THIS IN CHICAGO. I MEANT CHICAGOLAND. OF COURSE INDIANAPOLIS IS BETTER THAN CHICAGOLAND
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
AND WE'RE BACK TO THE BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIP HOSTED BY THE LOVELY WHEATON COLLEGE IN WHEATON, ILLINOIS
I kid because I love Wheaties
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Is that a good school?
The valedictorian of my highschool went there, but I’d never even heard of it.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. My dad and brother both went their
and I see a LOT of wheaties in the PhD programs at Duke, spread across a great deal of disciplines
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
fuck, there
I would not have fitted, I don’t think, for spidery reasons
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
HELLZ YEAH
Calvin, Taylor, and rest of those nondescript Midwestern Christian schools can kiss our nondenominational asses.
/alum
//christianfight
by Cheeseandcorn on Jun 23, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Just thought a chemical compound shoutout would be apropos there.
by Cheeseandcorn on Jun 23, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
emmm....Brugge Brasserie
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Brugge?
Bruges? In Bruges?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
WE'RE TALKING WEAPONS-GRADE RANCH CANNONS, COME ON PEOPLE!
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought the UN had voted to ban those
by Mango Stasi on Jun 23, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
DELANY IS ABOVE THE UN
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
In the words of my host family here in Omaha:
pity the kids in SEC country won’t know about it, what with them being illiterate and all.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jun 23, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stupid Nebraska People
The football players are a part of the school, not the entire student body.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Boulder really that beautiful?
I have my doubts about whether that video is an accurate depiction of the city and college. Normally I wouldn’t question them, but the lack of a massive mushroom cloud of weed smoke sent my bullshit meter through the roof.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
No, it's pretty awesome
But, yeah, open pot smoking on Pearl St in the early evening.
I’m as liberal as the next guy, but that sort of freaked me out.
It’s like Athens with better eats, mountains, and fewer fratties (but the same number of d-bags). Oh, and the aforementioned absences on non-white people. LOTS of white people doing white people shit.
Very awesome.
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am. I feel like Wiley E. Bulldog-y.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jun 23, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
just a different type of D bag
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I don't snow ski/board,
but some of the best pharmaceuticals and chemicals and…oregano I’ve ever had (allegedly) were in Boulder during night skis/boards.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Can you still buy these?
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Not till August
They will probably sell this one again and have all new shirts designs as well
http://www.lanefuckingkiffin.com/
Our 75 > Your 85
DO WANT
/living in Knoxville starting next week
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Jun 23, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Temp job update:
Them: You know those 400 names and addresses you plugged into the spreadsheet?
Me: Yes.
Them: Print off 400 letters and stuff them into 400 envelopes.
Me: /thud
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Hey, they didn't specify
So what I would do is put like a dozen letters in each envelope, and then just seal the rest of them empty.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
... Captain Jack?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
But the rum is all gone
Why is the rum all gone?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Schnelly's Bark & Stormys.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 23, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Decision Tree
Is it better than Unemployement?
Yes – Do It
No – Tell’em FU
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
WHOOO DECISION TREES
6 TO MIDNIGHT IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
When one is $THREEVE in debt...
… unemployment is a myopic, if bold, choice.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
While I can empathize with the being in debt part....
[total current debt load is 1.1 times annual salary] I have never felt that to be deciding factor.
Like I have told all my bosses over the past 25 years, “I wasn’t even looking for a job when this one found me.”
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Just remember
if you’re broke and unemployed, they can’t collect!
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Psych and Econ count as Humanities PhD's though
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Whatever. Psychology is a science. A real science.
Just ask a psychologist.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I work in, I shit you not, the "decision sciences wing" of the Bschool
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I take my hat off.
That is…a thing of beauty.
Someone actually sat down and thought that out.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
THEY BUILT US A WING. IT'S GOT THREE STORIES AND A BOTTOMLESS BUDGET
and our PhD’s make a shit ton of money coming out
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Seriously
Please advise on where to send application.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's basically what a law degree is
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
also- tab it out into a txt and import it into word
It’ll print on a label sheet
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hey, once you're done stuffing them into envelopes
We’ll give you a list of addresses to write on them. But finish stuffing, first.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
/finishes stuffing envelopes
LOL OOPS WE FORGOT WE WANT U TO PUT THESE FLYERS IN ALL OF THEM.
SRY PLZ HNDL THX
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 23, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
These are not fancy peel-off seal envelopes. The glue. THE GLUE.
I feel like this is going to be my version of the “I permanently lost my sense of smell when a bottle rocket shot straight up my nose” story.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
steal sponge from break area
use to wet envelopes.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
hivemind
/does a lot of charity work
//never realized ‘Social Chair’ involved letter stuffing
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Mama was Social Chair for her church guild....
I learned to stay away from that post at an early age.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Social Chair is not something you want on a resume anyway
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Does it help that it was a Wine Festival
And I got all my friends drunk for free?
And I left with boxes of ‘left overs’?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Need help stuffing envelopes for next year?
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I have not been contacted to assist this year
It used to be run by the ‘young’ branch of the charity, but the only person who was actually employed by the charity and under 60 years of age has left for another gig.
I’m actually scared it’s not happening at all…I will have to make some phone calls about this over the weekend. Plus I have a new line on another cigar sponsor.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
JAX is not all that far away.....
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I just watched a commercial during my Looney Tunes...
um… you must watch this. I fear for society.
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
by purwho on Jun 23, 2011 12:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec for latter-day Looney Tune-age, though
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I remember seeing that.
I was watching Mad or Regular Show or something, and thought that it was part of the parody. Apparently, not.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
No mention of 4/20 in promotional video for CU?
They really missed the boat on that one.
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am. I feel like Wiley E. Bulldog-y.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jun 23, 2011 12:30 PM EDT reply actions
It's implied
If the kid’s too square to know about it, they don’t want him anyway.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
DAMMIT, BOURBZ, WHAT DID YOU DO?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 23, 2011 1:43 PM EDT reply actions
I think it was Bernanke
Basically answering the question “what’s wrong with the economy?” with “LOL U MAD? Cause I got no idea. But let’s keep copying what Japan did prior to their ‘Lost Decade’. Lightning doesn’t strike twice, amirite?”
/sees spider closet door crack open
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
we finished winding up treasuries yesterday, right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I missed the discussion?
Please to advise on location in thread?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
We're bid in size
Adding to longs and covering shorts since mid morning. I’d put money (well, I AM putting money) that mkt closes down only 50bps or less. Defensive sectors aren’t bid and volume is anemic which tells me there is minimal conviction behind the sell off.
Reason behind is multi-fold, look back to what I said in early May about oil px crimping demand, continue to see that trickle thru in the eco data. Yday The Bernank admitted a bit of frustration with data, said they wouldn’t be putting forward a QE3 (yet) but the option isn’t off the table. Then this morning the IEA said they’d be dumping oil supply into the market to support demand – which is curious b/c crude px been crumbling even if supplies are tight? So crude sold off as much as $5 bucks this morning, torpedoeing the shit out of the energy equities. Energy big component of the indexes, so sell off looks worse from the surface. Underlying bid in retail, tech and transports.
tl;dr: shit’s still fucked up, but not as bad as it could be.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 23, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm only a lowly engineering intern at a nuclear power station, but I'm trying to follow what you just wrote...
This is relevant to my interests…I think? I see a bunch of words I know, but put together in a fashion that seems like a foriegn language. How does this affect gas prices? Are you saying this will seem like a minor bump sometime next week?
HOW DO I STOCK MARKET
/nosrsly
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not an expert by any means on how crude prices turn into gas prices
but gas prices should go down. should.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
SHOULD Being the Operative Word
Remember the refined products (Mostly Gasoline) has its own set of market forces beyond the price of crude (i.e. refinery availability and capacity, current inventories, Chavez’s current mood, other market manipulations etc.).
Chavez current mood it set like Dan Mullen's wheel of playcalling
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Mullen's Wheel Is Far More Predictable Than Chavez's Mood
Mullen’s Wheel only has somewhere in the neighborhood of Threeve plays to choose from.
Stratfor's daily email should just include the damn mood listing in a scrolling marquee
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You said you work for letter D right
at one of their regulated plants – so doesn’t apply too much to your work but still fits within the sector. When your employer decides to start sending LNG out from Cove Point tho, you let me know.
But gas px, to reply to all of you, are loosely impacted by the move in crude – but not 1 for 1. The IEA news was mostly to help out the Euros – their refineries can only process the lightest, sweetest crude. There’s a severe shortage of that on the world markets, so to help ease their pain, the Saudis and the US are releasing some sweet stuff out into the market.
Wholesale gasoline was down about 11c, or ~4%, today.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 23, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I enjoy these posts.
It may take me twenty minutes to read and comprehend, but the ground work of the big picture is helpful to someone who is a remora under a family friends gigantor account so that I don’t have to pay $texas in fees for people who actually understand the above posting and make me money.
/rec’n’effect
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 23, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
"Energy big component of the [stock market] indexes"
Which is why at ~2:30 the DJIA is down 1.5% and the S&P 500 is down 1.3%, but the NASDAQ is only down 0.5%
Gasoline prices at the pump should come down in the near term, but may go back up as more people decide they can afford to vacation somewhere other than their back yard.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ALL THE SUPPLY leads to MOAR DEMAND leads to OH SHIT WE'RE OUT OF SUPPLY leads to HIGHER PRICES...
leads to LESS DEMAND leads to ALL THE SUPPLY…
/economics’d
Ambitious, but rubbish.
HAHA! STICK SAVE MOTHERFUCKERS
Prediction about being down < 50bp by the close was looking pretty rocky and then GREECE RESOLUTION OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. I said that at 2pm with the mkt down by ~100bps, it promptly went ahead and fell back to -1.5% on the day and Burbz was cryin. Then at 3pm the news hit and did this:
S&P closed down only 0.28% I AM ALL THAT IS MAN
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 23, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That just looks so awesome and boring at the same time.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohhh squigglys!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 23, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the best description
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
That's pretty damn accurate.
Ever made/lost a million bucks in a day? SCINTILLATING!
Ever read thru the footnotes of a 400 page 10-K? MURDER!
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 23, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
No, but I did lose a million bucks in a day.
/fuckSteveCaseandJerryLevin
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
LOLOLOLOLOL AOL
one hundred billion dollars of value FUCKING GONE with a single swipe of a red pen.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 24, 2011 8:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I noticed the close was down 49
…on the WSJ ticker in the elevator, and I chuckled.
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 23, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Apropos of Nuthin' Dept:
The Japanese make better commercials than we do. Not a single shot like the Honda Cog commercial, but I’m a sucker for Bach. HERE.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Sigh...
…would switch to DoCoMo right now, if I could.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HAIR!!!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Don't tease me
IE and I got so excited when we saw a DoCoMo office down in Waikiki. We walked in, and found it was only customer support for tourists visiting in Japan. Sigh.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Slim Pickens has returned
Please God grant me the strength not to shout “you use your tongue prettier than a 20 dollar whore”
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
...
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 23, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Wooo!!! I love the furious race to catch up on comments before everyone leaves for the day
PHew, only 750 today!!
And good morning!
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
And now to tie it in with the 4000 comments I missed yesterday afternoon:
BOOBS.
Good morning to you as well!
/not bitter
/still bitter
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
really
that could tie it in to pretty much every thread ever.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Insert MtnEer_in_SC standard boob.jpg here
Come to think of it I haven’t done that in a while.
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
We've missed you...
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Keeping with the Blazing Saddles bit
Hello, boys!
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Just think of your secretary...
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
HARRUMPH
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
This is what I needed yesterday.
I didn’t know he had one already.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for WORK RAEG!!!
I’ve spent the last day and a half putting together a presentation for some technical training I was asked to do for our sales organization, and sent the draft to the coordinator. this is the email I get in response:
Marketing and Sales groups recently had a discussion about the training programs that we are hosting. I have had to postpone this weeks training program in order to have Marketing and Sales review the presentations, and determine if they are “Sales Ready”.
Therefore, I would like propose that you do not expend to much more energy in pulling these presentations together until I get a chance to work this new development with Sales.
I appreciate your efforts to date but I also do now want to waste your time if we determine a different format. Please stay tune.
Really? You coudn’t have mentioned this yesterday before I spent 8 hours on this, motherfucker?
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
by Spartan D on Jun 23, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Do you have an MBA?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I would get one, if it allowed to fuck people around like this guy does.
The deadline on this presentation went from:
late August to mid July to tomorrow to …..oh wait nevermind we don’t need it.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Once again, information that WOULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL YESTERDAY!!!
/adamsandler’d
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 23, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"Please stay tune"?
Wow.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I also like the part that says
I also do now want to waste your time
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
That might be the most well-written email I've ever seen
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Ummmm....yeah...
about that thing I had you spend a bunch of time on: nevermind. Can you come in on Sunday?
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
Even though the deadline has changed, that's some good efforting, Spartan D.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Update to the update: SUDDENLY THIS IS LESS AMUSING
Skinner: Licking envelopes can be fun! You can make a game of it.
Bart: What kind of game?
Skinner: Well, for example, you could see how many you could lick in an hour. Then try to break that record.
Bart: Sounds like a pretty crappy game to me.
Skinner: Yes, well… get started.
/400 down
//400 more to go
///one death, please
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jun 23, 2011 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
You see it as a chore
Your girlfriend sees it as “training”
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 23, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Er, wow.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 23, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
She probably has better taste
Hey Oliver Luck, I'm tired of being the winningest football program to have never won a National Championship. Thank you for doing something about that.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 23, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
WHY IS THIS NOT GREEN
what is wrong with you men?!
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 23, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
circular breathing
it’s a wind trick
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Another good reason to marry someone from marching band.
Experience is a powerful teacher.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
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