THE CURIOUS INDEX, 6/22/2011
by Spencer Hall on Jun 22, 2011 10:23 AM EDT
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PrintWE MAY JUST LEAD WITH THIS FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT.
We will have a detailed breakdown of this in a bit, but all we can say to the good people at ATVS and Geauxsports.com is what the college football world should have said to Les Miles a long time ago: thank you for being yourself, and for 'bowin' up on your own daughter for all the world to see. Have to keep them humble, you know.
/puts eight pounds of taffy in the bucket
YOU CANNOT KILL BUTCH DAVIS NOT WITH A THOUSAND BULLETS AND ONE METEORITE. We reiterate the claim that the NCAA's investigative arm is just making shit up as it goes along, and always has, and always will. This is a useful statement in light of UNC's formal letter of allegations from the NCAA, a document that contains solid evidence of academic fraud and a coach funneling players to agent Gary Wichard, and yet falls short of the "lack of institutional control" label.
There are upsides to the continuing actions of the rabid monkey-judge overseeing the enforcement of the NCAA's hilarious rules governing amateurism. Everyone can be right all at once here: Stewart Mandel is right when he says that Butch Davis will still probably survive this since his name is practically invisible in the report, Godfrey's right when he says that Butch Davis really sucks at investing properly in cheating futures, and we can harvest right points by the bushel because nothing can kill Butch Davis at UNC. (Thus has it ever been, according to the Daily.)
Oh, and look! Ever so fortuitously, we have a UNC preview at the mothership! Our timing be immaculate, lawya.
SPEAKING OF PEOPLE WHO CANNOT BE FIRED. George O'Leary, still employed!
Anthony Davis said that UCF coach George O'Leary ordered all water and trainers out of the indoor fieldhouse during the practice on March 18, 2008. He also testified during the wrongful death trial in Orlando that the coach was yelling obscenities at Plancher as he told him to get up after falling during an obstacle course drill.
George O'Leary yelled obscenties at a player as he was dying. No matter the context, circumstances, or outcome of the court case, that happened. There's really no joke here.
YOUR TWEETS ARE BEING MONITORED PLEASE BE AWARE. "Remember, always attribute lyrics, kids."
MUSCHAMP FLUFF. Yes, he's a good defensive coordinator. Love, the NCAA stats page.
ETC: Treasure Island is where one finds booty, after all. The greatest Youtube comment that does not involve "I like the part where he/she [obvious thing]." Jim Delany is just his own brand of hallucinogen at this point.
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FRRRRRREEK OUT
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Jun 22, 2011 10:26 AM EDT reply actions 23 recs
The wince is beautiful.
But I think this is the one time that, no matter what he does, Freek cannot possibly improve on the original.
Doing it to the 2006 Leprechaun would also be good.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jun 22, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
/gets medical redshirt
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
/transfers to North Alabama
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
by PBCrook on Jun 22, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I always liked this one.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jun 22, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
What's better
This, the previously posted .gif, or the GWAR clip of Jesus getting destroyed in pickup basketball?
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on Jun 22, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Which reminds me:
Does anyone have the gif of the Vancouver guy falling through the sunroof of a burning car?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jun 22, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
I call bullshit
No way Saban is as tall as Miles daughter
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
by Yail Bloor on Jun 22, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
So it's the job for someone at Compliance to follow Twitter?
That may be both the best and worst job ever.
Depends on how smart/dumb you are.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jun 22, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
According to some
the LOA from teh NCAA sites UNC for inadequately doing just that, i.e. failing to properly monitor social networking of student athletes. Should any college be hiring, I hereby offer to “socially” monitor all female scholarship athletes. You, know, just doing my part.
The softball team says hello, and wants to you to know about a club in SoHo.
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 22, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
My hair was that color for a while.
I loved it. It was also that style once after whiskey inspired me to cut it myself. I didn’t love that quite as much.
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the other thing about my wife that you might know.
She has very, very red hair. Almost orange red hair.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I DID know some people with red hair....
would a maiden name be too much????
it’s ok if you’d rather not
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
ARGH I have such a bad memory.
a picture is probably the only way I’d know for sure. oh well. s’ok. My last name is Becker if you feel like asking the wife.
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Now I need to delete all the evidence before BogadettaFlyer shows up.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Surprised the hell out of me!
I suspected I’d regret it but it was hot and the long hair was annoying me. Luckily my brother was around and he turned out to be surprisingly good at cutting hair.
When he was done he said “Wow, can’t believe that turned out so well, I’m sooooo high right now.” He did not mention this when he offered to fix it. Though the fact that he offered to cut it for me should have been a clue.
/cool story bro
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
You let your brother cut your hair?
My sisters would never trust me enough to do that.
“What do you mean you didn’t want a high-top fade?”
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
He couldn't have done a worse job than I did cutting it myself.
Well, he could have, but obviously making good decisions wasn’t on the menu that night.
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec for Lola...
worked it in their nicely
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jun 22, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
but when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine.
by wayxdawg on Jun 22, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man
And so is Lola
Greatest rock lyric ever?
Greatest rock lyric ever.
by Gator Cub on Jun 22, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is this where we leave our Kinks lyrics?
Lola smiled and took me by the hand
Said “Little boy I’m gonna make you a man.”
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jun 22, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
or our Weird Al...
Well, I’m not dumb, but I can’t understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
I like green cuz Yoda be green
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jun 22, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
FYI - Don't eat this green shit from subway
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jun 22, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
How come I can't keep an avocado green for 15min
and they can leave it in a tub all day without browning? Something ain’t right, plus it tastes like paste.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jun 22, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Lemon juice will keep it green.
Subway probably uses industrial strength wood sealant.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Acidulated water, you
Or just straight ascorbic acid (vitamin C) mixed in.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 22, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Just wondering...
does anyone ever get the banana pepper on their sub at Subway, ever?
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
Used to.
Until it became abundantly clear the artiste was going to put multiple stem pieces on the sub every single time.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
My dad.
His typical exchange:
Dad: “All the veggies.”
Sandwich Artist: “[puts everything but banana peppers] Even banana peppers?”
Dad: “Even banana peppers.”
Sandwich Artist: [Look that screams “am I allowed to do that?”]
Put your hand down, Sandwich Artist.
You do not have the qualifications of an Artist. You are a fast-food employee.
by lhb98 on Jun 22, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Always.
Especially since I’m in a backwater hellhole in which Subway doesn’t offer red pepper relish.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Shit yes. That and jalapenos
/wants them to add sriracha as a sauce
by Albino Tornado on Jun 22, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I will if I'm getting an Italian sub.
Oh sorry, a “B.M.T.” whatever the fuck that means.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
That's a bacon, mutton and tomato sandwich
Really good when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 22, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
I busted this same reference out on my wife last week.
I was met with a blank, Homer Simpson-esque stare.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
that's just sad...
one of my favorite billy crystal roles
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Not trying to get too personal, but
Did you live there between fall 98 and 2000? Because, I don’t know if I can stand TWO people on here who might have a good idea of my wife’s identity.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
IE graduated in 2000
Though fall of ‘98 she was in Japan, so if you’re wife got there in Fall ‘98, she’d have only known IE in Fall 99-Spring 2000.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't remember her knowing too many sophomores
when she was a senior. You’re probably safe. By knowing, I mean as friends—most of her friends were other seniors, or like the freshmen she and friends were assigned as “Younger Sisters” kind of thing.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
My wife took so many summer classes and stuff
I’m not sure what year she was when. She graduated in 2001, so she would have been a sophojunior when she lived there with IE.
We started dating in spring of 2000, and that’s when the other ladies in the dorm started teasing her about having a boyfriend and stuff.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
At least you aren't an honorary BP resident
I dated a BP girl my junior and senior years and was presented with a small stuffed pig at an awards dinner sort of thing, due to my near-constant presence there.
In other news, my younger sister will be in that girl’s room this upcoming year. Just a little weird to contemplate.
Ahem
I was the Lewis Hall 4th Floor mascot my freshman year. Living in a one-room quad in Morrissey, what else was I supposed to do?
I didn’t spend as much time in BP, as A. I had a single my junior year, and B. I lived in PC my senior year. NONE.OF.THE.PARIETALS.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice
Apropos of NONE OF THE PARIETALS, that room in BP was (1) a single; and (2) had its own bathroom. You may draw the appropriate conclusions.
IT HAD IT"S OWN BATHROOM?????
I had a single my senior year, but it was like the smallest single in the dorm.
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
I liked your "single" better your first semester senior year.
Having a double with no roommate was a nice setup for when I visited.
Of course, I stayed at a “friends” in “St. Ed’s”. No, really…
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Had it's own BATHROOM?!?!
Dang, and I thought my single in Morrissey right across from the rector (who will suspect??) and next to the women’s bathroom was a nice setup.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
This room was right next to the rector as well
along with being right by the main door. There’s adavantages and disadvantages.
The difference between a women's dorm
(ALL.THE.PATROLLING.OLD.LADY) and a men’s dorm (no one cares).
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
They actually did away with the security guards at the front door
They still have RAs doing sign-ins at times, but no more old lady patrolling.
I thought the one on BP wasn't an old lady
Just a priest without a penis.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Priests don't pee?!??!!?!
wow…the more you know.jpg…
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Kill it?
I thought I enhanced it. But it turns out you only need a pill for that.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey
sensitive subject still…
Though my dad told me the best story ever about getting “fixed” the other day. He was on the table, getting worked on, and smelled smoke and thought “well, I shouldn’t be worried, the doctor isn’t. He’s so calm he’s smoking a cigarette while he does it! Hey, wait a minute….”
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
When I had mine...
I failed to shave sufficiently, so the doc had to leave the room to go get a razor. He left the door open, so as I’m laying there on the table with all my glory hanging out, no fewer than 5 female nurses happened to walk past the room. I was embarrassed at first, but the last one got a wink and “hi what’s your name?” from me.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
NICE
I just mostly felt bad for the male nurse who had to get me set up. Sure, it’s uncomfortable for me, but I chose to do it, and it’s just once. Poor kid probably didn’t think this is what he was going to do when he signed up to join the Army.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
what male nurse signs up for urology?
I’ll take “Bad Career Decisions for $1000” Alex.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
It's the Army
I don’t think he got to “sign up” for urology. He showed up to the hospital as a medic, and they said “hey, we need someone to prep balls. It’s your lucky day”.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
I volunteered at an AF hospital, and med techs are many things, but not nurses. Closer to Medical Assistants in the real world.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 22, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
This was actually in reference to a conversation Spartan D and I had yesterday
Some of the first ED drugs came only in injectible solution. When I was reading them in some drug journal, there was even a diagram that went along with it, showing where to inject the needle into the shaft to combat flaccidity.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
it's amazing what guys will do
for sex. Truly boggles the mind.
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
/woman puts on corset
//plucks eyebrows
///bikini wax
(not that I don’t appreciate any of those things)
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Those actually aren't the most painful things I've endured.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Back of a Volkswagon uncomfortable?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 22, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
There is no reference too obscure
for the EDSBS commentartiat
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 22, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I know I'm in a minority here
But I actually kind of like that movie.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I think he actually apologized for making it at one point.
I know he was unhappy with the JLA thing that the producer or whatever made him put in. But, yeah, it’s low on a lot of people’s lists of Smith films
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
We're talking about Chasing Amy?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
That particular quote is from Mallrats
But generally Chasing Amy is the most panned of the new jersey trilogy.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 22, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought the whole Volkswagon thing
was Amy’s story about going down on a chick in the back of a Volkswagon and it starts rolling down the hill
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I was referring to the Ben Affleck comments
about having, um, relations with women in an uncomfortable location. The ‘joke’ is that it’s referenced as the back of volkswagon.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 22, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the one I thought of.
I can never remember who got what injuries in Chasing Amy.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I actually LOVE Chasing Amy
But then, I’m familiar with the source material, we’ll say.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
He didn't apologize for making it.
He apologized for it being a disappointment, because the studio kept fucking with it.
Personally, I love Mallrats, but I can pretty much see where the studio interfered and ignore those parts.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
The first deleted scene from Chasing Amy
was Kevin Smith’s bleep-you to the critics of that movie.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 22, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
When it comes to obscurity
a Mallrats reference is a layup. Def my #2, behind Clerks
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Girl you so silly
And correct. No comment about the back of a Volkswagon comment.
/shiftyeyes.gif
//trollin
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't mean the Rectress
just the old lady who stayed overnight to make sure no maidens were corrupted.
Because we all know that could only happen between midnight and 10 AM on weekdays, and 2-10 AM on weekends.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Being that I didn't live in the dorms, I guess I'm confused by the terminology.
We had visiting hours at my undergrad, but aside from a couple of asshole RAs, no one really enforced them.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Rector/tress was the priest/nun
who was overall in charge of the dorm. There were usually one or two “assistants” who were usually grad students. Then RA’s on each floor who were seniors.
Each of the women’s dorms also had night security guards, who were little old ladies with walkie talkies. Some were cool, some were not. Apparently they’ve been done away with, though since they were more there to make sure no canoodling was going on, I’m not sure how having locks on the doors replaces them.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
And now I'm all caught up.
I guess you can’t canoodle through a lock.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
No, but you can let someone in
and then go canoodle in the unpatrolled basement.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
My first year (or two) we had a wonderful
older nun, who left to do mission work in Utah (no seriously!). Then we got a crazy young MDiv from Harvard or something crazy. I tried to avoid her as much as possible!!!
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
I had some friends who were RA's senior year
Oh, the complaints….it was amusing. sad for them, but funny. For the most part I followed rules, so it was never an issue. but I heard stories!!
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Rector? Damn near killed her!
I am so on fire today.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jun 22, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There is a car in Japan called Ractus
/this joke heard daily!!
//it’s a popular car
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
She's busy at the moment
but I’m sure she’ll be along and you two can play “Clue” to see if she knows. I doubt it’s anything you need to worry about though.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, this will give it away if you knew her
Latin and Medieval Studies
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
that doesn't seem familiar
I guess I wasn’t a huge socializer my senior year…
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
She didn't socialize much, either.
She also had a single for the spring 2000 semester because her room mate was studying abroad.
And, well, so was I.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I miss the days
when I was in the study a broad program.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I've been working on my PhD in that for 11 years
but only in a very very specific field.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Sanskrit?
“You’re majoring in a 5000 year old dead language? Latin. It’s the best I can do.”
/sorry, that pops into my head whenever someone mentions a Latin major.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
by DrBundy on Jun 22, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Phys Ed? Phys Ed?
Just go. points Leave.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 22, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I got in trouble
One time, one of my friends (who is now a priest) asked her what does one do with a Latin major.
And I responded quickly, “Marry a guy with a science major.”
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Princess Bride too?
You’re lucky I aint a homewrecker. You wouldn’t happen to have a twin or a clone by any chance?
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's a little secret...
…most of the guys I know like that movie. They just won’t always admit it.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Anybody who won't admit it
must have a Miamian fear of being called “gay”. It’s a great movie, and admitting it doesn’t impinge on your masculinity.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have yet to meet anyone who doesn't like this movie.
I was just adding it to the list of things DrBundy and I can talk about on our fake future date.
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes!
Classic awesome movies are better date movies. Stick with something you both know is good, so you don’t end up having so suffer through Skyline like I did last time.
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Never a bad time for Monty Python
I was raised on that stuff.
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
haha, I was kept hidden away from it
but discovered it in college
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Gotta love my heathen dad
In order to marry my mom he had to agree to raise the kids Catholic, but he got his influence in any way he could.
/Not that non-heathens can’t like Monty Python.
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
all things considered, it's probably more appropriate for
an 18 year old than a 10 year old.
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
I started watching monty python in 8th grade.
This explains so so so much.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I started about the same age.
And, yes, much is explained by this.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
WHAT THE FUCK
WHO HIDES MONTY PYTHON
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
People trying to have sex with cheerleaders by denying their nerdhood.
/looks at feet shamefully
by Albino Tornado on Jun 22, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Now known as...
…the predesessor US street legal GT-R
Formerly known as The wolf in 200SX clothing Oh, you meant the movie…nevermind.
/likesPrincessBride
Yes.
Maybe worse. Do not waste your time.
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Or, something that isn't good
because then it’s okay not to, um, pay attention to the movie.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Or something good but you have both seen before!
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I was thinking that too
But I always want to watch the Princess Bride when it’s on!
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I know what you mean.
I’m still looking for some vodka y’all or a nap. Meeting is hitting the technically 3 hour mar.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
no coffee, do not like.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
it's okay, I still like you.
but caffeine is a little easier to deal with in a meeting rather than a 10 minute exercise break.
/wait, hmmm, maybe you should try that!!
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Too bad, because this is just awesome
when you want that “wide-awake buzz.”
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 23, 2011 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
But y'all are discussing boob jobs!
Threaten to sue for sexual harassment and storm out.
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
ha.
new intern has mentioned that one of the boss ladies has “awesome tits” I nearly died.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
See, you would have gotten that joke I made.
Perhaps I should get smothery with that pillow.
No. No. Bad.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Who the fuck doesn't like Princess Bride?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Princess Bride, like Blazing Saddles, will always get laughs out of me
irregardless of if I’ve seen them 50+ times.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
The previous secretary before the one who didn't know the movie hated it.
I’m 70% sure that girl may be evil incarnate.
You want to know what's depressing?
About a year or so ago:
Me, to my boss going to court: “Have fun storming the castle!”
My 20 year old secretary: “Castle? Huh? What are you talking about?”
/head asplode
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
"Pearl Jam? Who's that?"
/reallyhappened
//almostslitwristsonthespot
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
She also didn't know John and Paul were Beatles
And completely missed a “Wayne’s World” reference. She may have lived under a rock. I wanted to cry.
well
Ten was released OVER TWENTY FUCKING YEARS AGO. So…there’s that.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
/refuses to be old
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, but it's not like
Pearl Jam isn’t still releasing crappy albums.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Please don't remind me.
Last fall a radio station out of Raleigh I listen to rebranded itself a “classic rock” station and played a ton of 90s music. I wanted to drive into oncoming traffic.
That "classic rock" station has pretty much dropped all pretense
And now just plays Rush all day long.
And they still employ “The Blade”
/crabfork to the eye
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I do seem to hear an inordinate amount of "Limelight"
They went back to just playing rock and not being a classic rock station, though it’s still about 1 song written after 2000 played for every 15 songs written before 1994. And I can’t listen to them in the mornings anymore. Blade bores me.
That guy is such an asshole, too.
I mostly listen to this station out of Winston-Salem when the interference isn’t too bad. And even sometimes when it is, because I REALLY like hearing Focus on the Family interlaced with Closer. Makes for some hilarity, in my head, at least.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I currently live in a radio semi-dead zone
I’m about equidistant between Richmond, Raleigh, and Norfolk, so on good days all of those city’s stations come in, sometimes over top of one another…and in crappy weather none of them come in.
I feel for you.
College was like that. Either it was all of the Indianapolis and Chicago stations, or none.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I pity you poor people
XM/Sirius radio isn’t that expensive. Radios are nearly free, and the service is only $12.95 a month — that’s one real good sixpack of beer or one cheap bottle of wine/liquor. You’ll never complain about radio coverage again.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 23, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Go back to NDNation, troll.
Since I’m driving a borrowed car, I don’t really feel like it’s my place to put in satellite radio.
Especially when the car doesn’t have auto locks, windows or cruise control.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
No trollage, just tryin' to help
Didn’t mean “poor” in the sense of “lack of funds,” but as in “benighted.” Sorry for the misunderstanding.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 23, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
There was no misunderstanding from my side.
I was just yankin’ yer chain is all.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Oh, and apparently YOUR definition of cheap liquor and MINE are vastly different.
All the Mad Dog.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Y U POORS NO HAVE XM?
/doesn’t have XM
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 23, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Silly ElRocco
Classic rock stations don’t play classic rock anymore! They play washed out 80’s rock with some 90’s thrown in to freak you the fuck out!
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer the Spicy Italian.
If they used capocollo instead of ham on the BMT, I might reconsider.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
It's Subway, I'm not expecting the moon.
Mmmm, cappy ham.
My first job was at a Subway and I still don’t know what BMT stands for.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Well, sure.
I’m just saying that regular old ham detracts from the Italianness of it all.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Blimpy's is so much better
A Blimpy’s best has got to be the best sandwich on earth.
by El Kabong!!! on Jun 22, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess its just down here, then...
I go do subway probably once a week or so, and Ive never seen anyone order it. There is somekind of bread they offer Ive never seen ordered either, but I cant remember the name.
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
All.the.banana.peppers.
I ask for “an ungodly amount” – then when he’s done, I say “now, double that”.
Same with Pickles.
and there's a little green man in my head
never buy cheap shoes or cheap liquor
by The Pylon That Relfed on Jun 22, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Revised Verison
I met her in a club outside a branch of the ol’ Oletangy…
Where you down Yuenling that tastes just like ranch dressing…
Raaanccchhhh Dresssinnnnggggggg
Raaanccchhhh Dresssinnnnggggggg
She walked up to me and asked me to dance
I asked her her name and it was Jim Delannnyyyy
Jim Delannnnyyyyyyyy
by wayxdawg on Jun 22, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Well if that's the case,
I leave the office and I want to relax.
Don’t want to stare at a wall
And look at a duck that can’t quack.
/Convinced that in any post including Les Miles, “Ducks on the Wall” is on-topic.
We are the draught beer preservation society
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
Zapp Brannigan's version for Leela goes here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3-XYI326Io
Alas, it’s the Spanish version, but really, I think it’s almost better than the original.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 22, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Let me show you why they call me The Velour Fog
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that Les swatting the kid's shot, or Bill Murray in Rushmore?
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jun 22, 2011 10:32 AM EDT reply actions
THANK YOU
Herman Blume approves of Les Miles’ basketball skills.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jun 22, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I can only imagine what setting he puts the batting cage on for her.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jun 22, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Batting cages?
He gets LSU baseball players to hurl curve-balls at her.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jun 22, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
At first I thought we had . . .
another Hayley LaFontaine sighting. I was gonna call the Sports Junkies with a quickness.
by MaconDawg on Jun 22, 2011 10:33 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I still have that podcast somewhere...I almost drove off the road.
They will still call back to that periodically when Les Miles comes up…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 22, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair to UCF, O'Leary's resume says he has a degree in sports medicine.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jun 22, 2011 10:36 AM EDT reply actions 17 recs
Plus, according to his resume, he was the first man on the moon.
That’s gotta count for something.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
And he was Notre Dame's most successful coach since Lou Holtz.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jun 22, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
...
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 22, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
A white receiver moving at the speed of light?
I call Shenanigans.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jun 22, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually...
If you look back through the history of college football, if you see a white dude playing receiver, chances are the guy is the fastest guy on the team if he is under 6’ tall. Especially if he is in the Big 10.
God I miss Tim Dwight, and I’m not an Iowa fan.
by El Kabong!!! on Jun 22, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
/wind picks up
//gets blustery
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
recd for truthiness
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Give your players lots of expensive perks, punt a ton, and go slightly over .500 every year.
If that’s not NFLAIDS, I don’t know what is.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 10:36 AM EDT reply actions
What is uglier...
George O’Leary’s face or his soul?
/I know, I know, Liberty Bowl
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jun 22, 2011 10:36 AM EDT reply actions
I didn't need the Liberty Bowl to hate O'Leary
/to hell with Georgia Tech
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jun 22, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Right, that 98-2000 stretch sucked bad
but 9 of 10 has helped ease some of those wounds. Probably won’t ever get over 1999 though.
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jun 22, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
CONFESSION TIME
I was a (very mild) Tech fan in my childhood before I decided after 8th grade that I wanted to go to UGA, which conveniently was 2002.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jun 22, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I sat behind Joe Hamilton's family for that game.
Everybody in the stadium would’ve seen that Jasper was down except for the fact that Tech didn’t have a replay screen. In 1999. The Georgia Institute of Technology.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 22, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
O'Leary's Law
Always kick on third down.
Plus, it was a fumble.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Right. That whole 2 knees and an elbow exception to "down by contact."
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 22, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
As my OL friend says
I only held the plays I was flagged.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Plus, the ball was loose, it wouldnt have been overturned on replay
if it had existed at the time
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Wait, what?
I think you have that backward. It couldn’t be overturned if the officials ruled him down. They never did.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 22, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
No
There wasnt clear evidence to overturn the call on the field.
Fumble rule would have stayed.
It would have been a reviewable call, but review wouldnt have overturned anything.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA {{{{{{{{{{{ 45-42 }}}}}}}}}}}}}}
by vineyarddawg on Jun 22, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Al Ford, is that you?
http://refereestats.tripod.com/officialssuspended.htm
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 22, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
No worries
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am. I feel like Wiley E. Bulldog-y.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jun 22, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
"rated the best in the SEC"
suspension was SEC sour grapes
Ive seen plenty of outragously bad calls not lead to suspensions of crew. But if a supposedly bad call leads to an SEC OOC loss, suspend away. Ive been to a number of UF-UK games where Kentucky got royally screwed by the refs (on the way to a 70-7 final) in which the SEC office did nothing. My favorite is pass interference by running your back into the receivers palms. Yeah right.
But I know we are going to disagree about the fumble call. Just like you probably think the PI call in 97? was a good call.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
The referee admitted it was the incorrect call.
I fail to see how you can continue to argue this.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 22, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
A Monty Python reference
your speaking his language now.
by Bourbon Dawgwalker on Jun 22, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the Georgia fans on here deserve a reward
for nastiest trash talking in the commentariat.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
The words "Jasper Sanks Fumble" brings out the best in us
by Bourbon Dawgwalker on Jun 22, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Georgia- GT is like Serbia and Croatia
no one gives a fuck but the serbs and Croats, but hell if they don’t get into fistfights at staff meetings while all the other PhD’s stare in horror
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I would argue even UGA doesn't care that much.
Richt’s 9-1 against Tech yet still on the brink of getting shitcanned.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 23, 2011 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Didn't that 1 piss a lot of people off?
I can’t believe that was the same year y’all started out #1.
Call me the next time GT even sniffs #1. Hell, top 10.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 23, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
See, what everybody is failing to realize here is this:
You only have two scenarios here:
1) Sanks was down outside the goal line. End of play.
2) Sanks fumbled the ball outside the goal line (once he crosses the plane with it, it wouldn’t matter if he fumbled it). The Tech player picked up the ball and ran from the field of play into the end zone and never got back out because Foster(?) had him (and would’ve tackled him).
Either way, UGA would’ve maintained possession. Now, the FG wasn’t necessarily a ‘gimme’, so I’m not going to say that the play decided the game, but it still was one of the worst officiated plays I’ve seen in over 30 years of watching football.
And no, my diploma has nothing to do with this viewpoint. (I can almost say that with a straight face.)
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Churchill
by SolidStateMind on Jun 22, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
If we're bringing up old shit
Jabar Gaffney: in, out or drop at Neyland Stadium? GO.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
I thought it was a drop...
but then, I tend to not be very… charitable when it comes to Gators…
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Churchill
by SolidStateMind on Jun 22, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
That was no catch
And now I’m shaking my head in anger all over again.
by JohnCoctostan on Jun 22, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
it's ok though
Next year UT knocked us from the MNC game, then a few seasons later COTG sent us a steaming pile of Ron Cherry. We got ours.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
DROP!!!!!!!!!!
/raegfacefuuuuuu.jpg
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Modern Tech interpretation of this:
I only chop blocked when I was flagged.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jun 22, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Thought it was
“Always kick a third stringer when down”
by sullivan013 on Jun 22, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Did his family speak the same brand of gibberish that Joe utters?
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jun 22, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Ugghh
Just had a flashback from one of the CSS replays of UGA/GT with Joe Hamilton and Buck Belue giving commentary. ARRRGGGGGHHHHH.
Buck Belue
VOMITCOPTER
Can anyone sit through the Braves pre-game show anymore? Leo Mazzone proves, on a nightly basis, what a fraud he was by having three hall of famers in his rotation. God I miss the simpler days when Skip Caray yelled at people for asking how to calculate ERA.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jun 22, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I miss Skip
and Pete and Don and Joe and even Ernie (Sr only pls)
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 22, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Ditto on all of the above
COTG rest Skip Caray’s soul.
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Right
Think it was the 06 rebroadcast. Even though we won, and Bucks a Dawg, that duo made any interest in re-watching the game go through the floor.
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jun 22, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Everytime I feel the reag building over '99
I remember two simple words, “Reggie Ball”, then I smile contently.
by wayxdawg on Jun 22, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Reggie Ball Auto Rec
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am. I feel like Wiley E. Bulldog-y.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jun 22, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Patrick Nix and Reggie Ball . . .
don’t understand why they can’t rec this a 5th time.
/“C’mon dog, it’s a game. Georgia is Georgia.”
by MaconDawg on Jun 22, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Counting!
It’s fundamental!
Never gets old.
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am. I feel like Wiley E. Bulldog-y.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jun 22, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Miami fans thought it was sour grapes
when we mocked them for hiring Nix away from us
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
How Reggie Ball didn't ruin Calvin Johnson's career amazes me.
He sure as shit tried.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jun 22, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Calvin was that damn good
Reggie just needed a QB coach…instead he got Nix.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
It's OK
They cheated. Lil Joe was gasp ineligible. I guess his calc class from Morris Brown didn’t transfer right.
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am. I feel like Wiley E. Bulldog-y.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jun 22, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
from the file"Things That Should Not Exist":
Crxxm beat O’Leary in the ’07 Liberty Bowl 10-7.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Of COURSE the score was that low
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
/eyes narrow
Much worse things were to come
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 22, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Baby I'm Burnin' was '08, right?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought that was one of the Wonders of 2007.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
It was 2008
I thought we all promised “WE WILL NEVER FORGET!”
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jun 22, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry about that.
200X – 2009 did quite a number on my brain cells.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
oh, no!
that was certainly 08. it was part of Sly’s “I Just Got an Extension, So Lets Fuck This Season as Hard as We Can” Tour.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Sly?
Was there a family stone?
//showsselfout
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
like a kidney stone
only more painful to pass
never buy cheap shoes or cheap liquor
by The Pylon That Relfed on Jun 22, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
yes.
dammit. and the week before 3-2, Crxxm lost to LaTech. In Ruston. On ESPN2. at least most of America was watching Alabama beat the shit outta Clemson.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Ah yes,
What a great day that was to be a Clemson fan. Don’t think I’ve ever been so sad in my life. Although, when Dabo drops his third straight to USCe this year, I’m sure that will have to be revisited.
by never_go_full_dabo on Jun 22, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think I've ever seen a team
drop the ball like that, figuratively speaking. -1 rushing yards when you had thunder and lightning in the backfield? Wow.
by El Kabong!!! on Jun 22, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Cool story bro time
I was in the GA Dome for that game, sitting next to some Bama fans in the Clemson section. Some obnoxious Clemson fan in front of us turned around and was talking about how appalled he was that we were only x-point favorites (was it like 5? – I don’t remember). Not being overly rude, just kind of patronizing and jerkish. Bama fan was polite, didn’t say much – pretty cool guy actually. Game started, Clemson fan was gone by midway through the 2nd quarter. Bama fan didn’t say anything. I would have torn that guy a new one.
by never_go_full_dabo on Jun 22, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
2008 during the Tony Franklin experiment
2007 MissSt were the Alabama State Champions
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 22, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Ha! Were there shirts made?
Yes there were. I didn’t have one of those, but i did have one from the late 90’s.
GIS fails me in trying to find a picture of the shirt.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Hell, I would have bought one of those shirts
I will not let those two years own me
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 22, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
i was at the 19-14 game
in ‘07. I am still shocked to this day that i got out of Jordan Hare without getting my ass kicked. Drunk as hell in the Alumni section, wearing maroon? Yep. Screaming like a wild man at every BCox pick? Yep. I passed out immediately after getting back to my buddies’ trailer.
then next year, had Baby I’m Burnin’. blech.
/end cool story bro
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I was at work when that game was on and didn't have access to a tv
so when I came home and read the recap I didn’t want to believe it. Then Auburn goes down to Gainesville and beats UF…ONE IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER TUBS!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 22, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
i went and looked up the box score
pure awful. Auburn ran up and down the field, but had 5 turnovers. i didn’t remember that… Also, that looks to be Kodi Burn’s debut.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Yep, burned his redshirt that day, 3rd game into the season
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 22, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
If anyone has a copy of this game somewhere
There was something that happened in this game I had never seen before in CFB. Auburn is on their own 20ish heading towards the south endzone (right side of TV). The RT and RG pull left, the LT, LG, and C pull right. So after the ball is snapped the OL all just run into each other making a 1500 lb pile of clusterfuck.
Muschamp may be a good DC,
but he makes the Bobo/Richt playcalling Hydra look better than other DC out there.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 22, 2011 10:37 AM EDT reply actions
OCTOBER 29, 2011: BOBO V. CHARLES: THE BRAWL IN THE URBAN SPRAWL
QUIEN ES MÁS INÚTIL?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Wat.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Bart Scott, how do I feel about this?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 22, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, what do you think Bart?
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"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends." - Tom Waits
by Gamecock'n'Balls on Jun 22, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I was curious, so I looked it up.
UGA’s last 3 point totals when Muschamp’s running the opponent’s defense: 45, 37, 45.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 22, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...
Facts
Do the research. Your snide disbelief won’t change facts. Prove me wrong! Show your knowledge of what you speak.
by biggy84
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jun 22, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Watching the Miles carnage unfold from the garage:
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"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends." - Tom Waits
by Gamecock'n'Balls on Jun 22, 2011 10:38 AM EDT reply actions 10 recs
I...wut...is that?
I honestly have no idea what I am looking at…
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 22, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
a surprised/terrified strollerperson
i think
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Frightened Stroller Is Frightened
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends." - Tom Waits
by Gamecock'n'Balls on Jun 22, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
It’s an el cheapo stroller.
I have the exact same model except the boy and I manage to bust the canopy (which is making the mouth)
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am. I feel like Wiley E. Bulldog-y.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jun 22, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Learn, you will. Yes.
Fear, you will. Yes.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 22, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Also under Etc.
Jennie Finch had her second child, and his name is Diesel Dean Daigle.
Seriously.
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 22, 2011 10:41 AM EDT reply actions
Triple D's?
/80085 joke here
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 22, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
First kid's name is Ace
Some people justify the existence of that committee in Sweden or where ever that maintains a list of valid names for children.
Needs more apostraphes, dashes, and misspelt words.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 22, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
"Dizzi" Diesel Dean Daigle
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 22, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Dweezil Moon Unit Diva Muffin
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Jun 22, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Wiggins, Mississippi
objects
never buy cheap shoes or cheap liquor
by The Pylon That Relfed on Jun 22, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
According to one of the radio hacks here in the Triangle yesterday, UNC did nothing wrong.
Which is why Butch Davis won’t be fired. They already cleaned house when John Blake was let go. Never mind who hired him.
/head
//desk
///repeat
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Just want to point out...
… the male perp in the Treasure Island story is named Steve Perry. I’m willing to guess that he was conceived in a public place too.
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
and I would just like to point out
….that the female is from Tallahassee LOLOLOLOL WHORISH ACTS BEING PERFORMED BY TALLY NATIVE STD STD VD HERP GET TESTED BRAH.
that said, I’d hit it.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Ya kinda have to like it when a chick smiles in a mugshot.
Must’ve been a good time.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
I'm glad they showed the guy & gave his name
Given that MikeLew is literally right across the street from this place for all this week – I’d suspect it was him. Dirty lil Pole
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
TWSS
Dirty lil Pole
I’ll… I’m sorry.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Jun 22, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Apologize to yourself, Jon.
Apologize to yourself.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
The first step is admitting I have a problem.
I’m sure one of the domers will tell me how many Our Father’s to recite.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Drink 5 Bloody Marys and perform an Act of Inebriation
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 22, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Give a few bucks to a homeless poor
LOLOLOL JUST KIDDING F THE POORS
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
No! We want ORIGINAL sins around here!
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 22, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet it was Mike Lew
but they arrested the other guy because his name was easier to spell.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Story would have been better
if the chick’s name was Sherry.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Jun 22, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec for obscure '80s music reference
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Apparently so
since it isn’t by Journey. It’s Steve Perry solo. :p
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My only comment on the Treasure Island story...
…“alcohol was involved”. No shit! That one phrase was straight from the Department of Redundancy Department.
Besides, if you’re that ready to do the deed, take just a moment and look around. If you can see other humans, find another location (unless you’re into orgies (NTTAWWT).
I started to write "or wait for the sun to set"
but we’re talking about a 21-year old guy. He’s already inherently stupid, has been drinking and he’s about to get some. Logical thoughts simply aren’t happening.
It was too much money
As hammered as folks get at Caddy's
I’m surprised a little dickin is all that went down.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Did he try the Angry Pelican?
/is 12
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 22, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
My bad, I forgot what 21 was like...
…it’s been 26 years. Little head doing all the thinking. Sigh……
The guy is from Lutz...
guess who else is from there:
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/that’s what vans are for dumbass
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 22, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I read "The guy is from Lulz"
Well of course he is.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 22, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
plenty of things to say about Lutz
lulz ain’t one of them.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Almost the same for me, but I have a host of phenomenally bad decisions from my 18-23 era
so I can empathize (nothing that didn’t get youthful offender status, though). Getting some strange in public wouldn’t crack the top five.
It was too much money
From a pretty good looking girl too
I’m 22 and I guess I can see where this guy is coming from, although I’m the guy who has put a stop to a makeout session in a bar because I said it wasn’t “classy”. I’m a true winner.
/slurs words
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
*GASP*
CANOODLING! IN PUBLIC!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
/clucks tongue
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
/rubs beard in a judging manner
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 22, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
/eyeroll
Don’t go to Europe – at least, not to any public park. 99% of those who practice public nudity and other activities, shouldn’t.
by sullivan013 on Jun 22, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
dickseverywhere.jpg
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
This
Thank God it was cloudy and cool when we all went to the Englischer Garten in Munich last week…
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 22, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice place
Great bier, and the biggest pretzels I’ve ever seen (or ate).
by sullivan013 on Jun 22, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll be in Munich in September
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 22, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't bad in mid-June
Cloudy some days, sunny others, highs in the mid-70s, a little shower now and then. Perfect for walking around.
I’d hate to be there anywhere around Oktoberfest — the tourists would be plentiful and annoying. Last week we could walk across the Marienplatz and not be crushed by the crowds.
OK, now who knows what Oktoberfest actually celebrates? I just found out on a tour of the Neuschwanstein Castle. No Googling!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 22, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Oktoberfest is the cat's pajamas. It's like a slightly classier Mardi Gras.
I have no idea what it celebrates, but they use copious quantities of beer for the celebration, and that’s all that matters.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Why would you want Mardi Gras to be slightly classier?
I mean, I have no problem stipulating that Oktoberfest is awesome, but Mardi Gras is Mardi Gras.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
We were there exactly this time last year
Aside from the embarrassment of Cousin Pa asking every beer wench in Munich – IN MUNICH – for “a Bud Light”, it was pretty awesome. I think Oktoberfest was spun off a king’s wedding celebration, but I was pretty damn drunk so I wasn’t paying the best attention…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 22, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Deadly serious
Cousin Pa is a blight on my life. As well as the source of my moral conundrum “is it right to take advantage of an old cracker’s ignorance and racism for financial profit?”
Y HALLO THAR SPIDERZ.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 22, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
As I see it
If an old cracker’s ignorance and racism and beyond improving, and can be turned as a force for good, i.e., PROFIT FOR YOU, then I say “Go for it!”
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 22, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Well it is, and I did
because hello, Vanderbilt, my morality basically consists of GIT MONEY. =)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 22, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Should have taken him to the Hofbrauhaus Keller
Where the Oompa band will play “Dixie” upon request (and has since I was first there in the late 70s).
/lonely GIs favorite request
At the Paulaner tent I hung out in, they played pretty much all American music.
Germans singing along to “Take Me Home Country Roads?” Sublime.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
One of THE most recognized songs in the world
Cool story bro time:
When I was a member of the Baltimore Downtown Sailing Center, I sailed one afternoon with a young lady transfer student from “an hour outside Beijing.” When we did the “introduce yourself” segment of the sail and I mentioned I was originally from West Virginia, she burst out with “Oh, Take Me Home Country Roads! I love that song.”
FTW
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 22, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
It was very cool to hear.
We were at a table with about 30 people, from probably 12 different countries. Every one of them sang along.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Akin to hearing three Indians' rendition of "Sweet Home Alabama" in Manchester, England.
wut.jpg
It was too much money
well in Germany
bud light IS an import…
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
No, it's not a harvest celebration
That’s what I thought, too. It starts the last week of September and runs through the first Sunday in October (or the following Monday if it falls on German Unity Day, the 3rd).
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 22, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
wedding celebration
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Engagement celebration, actually
But close enough FTW.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 23, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
/BaytoBreakers'd
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 22, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Fantasy Fest'd in Key West
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 22, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
After seeing Key West during a normal weekend
I shudder to imagine “Fantasy Fest.”
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 23, 2011 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Trouble! Right here in South Bend City!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jun 22, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Starts with "T" and that rhymes with "P"
and that stands for “PAAAAAAAAWLLLLLL!”
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 22, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
There's a difference between canoodling - or even snogging
And getting a leg over.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 22, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
It's only as awkward as you want it to be.
I think we need to go deeper.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 22, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I eagerly await the return of In[ter]ception noise
BWAAAAAAAAAANG
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 22, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck that kid.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
That's the little shit in charge of the Eyrie.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
MAKE THE BAD MAN FLY
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
was I suppose to be bothered by those scenes?
because I was…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 22, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
Tully wimmenz is all kinds of crazy.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I know.
I have the recycled paper instead of the HBOs.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Reading furiously before July 12?
Reading furiously before July 12.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
His first appearance was...
… most disturbing.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
THIS
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
That's Catelyn's sister's son
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Robert Arryn.
Lord of the Eyrie, Defender of the Vale, and still breastfeeding at age 8.
by vineyarddawg on Jun 22, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
You know that refers to Gendry/Joffrey/King roberts 22 kids
Jon Arryn wasn’t talking about his own whelp
Oooh, you gon make people maaaaaad.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Skipping ahead will confuse pplz
For those watching HBO
He is refering to the Baratheon bloodline, ALL the kids have dark hair.
That was revealed this season.
We just haven’t met all the kids yet.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
hmm.
i do believe he may have been talk ing [spoiler-like material].
dammit. everyone needs to get caught up, so we can talk about this stuff.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I went to the extended cut rescreening of Two Towers last night.
When Boromir gets done giving his speech, Faramir congratulates him on the brevity of it.
Boromir retorts that it leaves more time for drinking.
I barely contained myself from yelling out “And siring bastards!”
Alright, jonfmorse…do your worst.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Oh, my, no.
I am all about getting drunk and siring bastards.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
You and [spoilers!!!!!]
I was just going with the NERD NERD NERD chant
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
It's funny
I find nerdy literature-like substances to be quite entertaining… but as soon as anyone starts talking about what’s going to happen or playing what-if games, I sort of cringe.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
This is why I enjoy things here, though.
I can drop a hint, people know what I’m talking about, and then we move on.
I pop that out on a forum board dedicated to the art, and I’m either thrown in with the crazies, or I’m told that someone came up with that last week.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I actually had a cousin still breast feeding at age 7 or 6
My aunt was/is all sorts of California Crazy. I think her 2nd son, she stopped at 4. Maybe.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the Leche League thing, right?
They breastfeed until they get their adult teeth or something like that.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I don't know.
We had people with La Leche League in Japan on base, but I don’t remember anything that crazy. They really push breast feeding, but nobody ever said anything to us about going until they left for college.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
My sister-in-law had a run in with those folks when she had her...first kid, I think.
And for my sister-in-law to say that someone is crazy, that means All. The. Batshit.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I think because it was part of the counseling through Army Community Services
they couldn’t be too crazy. We did get a lot of info about the benefits of breast feeding, etc. It’s a good thing, but there are limits. And sometimes physics just doesn’t cooperate.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Not to mention, I can't imagine the teeth on nipple thing being all that pleasant.
I know this goes back to a commentariat conversation from a few days ago, but teeth by an unknowing child as opposed to something else is a completely different beasty.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Yes.
Allegedly it’s not pleasant even when they have teeth, but when they get teeth, yeah. Stop already. You can give them breast milk even without it being from the tap, and once they can eat other food (around 1 or so), there’s no reason to keep doing it. I was adamant that they needed to return to their proper use (you know, by me) at the appropriate time.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
not to get into too deep a conversation, but just to clarify
I am given to understand that most children, ah, try out their teeth when they first get them, but you teach them not to use them and then no problem (as most children get teeth prior to 1 year).
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
See, this was all moot for my kids as my wife didn't produce enough milk to keep them fed.
Despite having the huge tracts of land.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
/faints due to flashbacks of having to handwash all the pumping equipment
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Have to do that anyway
Even if the natural feeding lasts a full year.
Ever go on a long weekend vacation and carted back a cooler full of dry ice and breastmilk? If you hadn’t broken the spirit of the dreams of your 20’s yet, it was broken after that.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, we just took the car-hook up electric pump.
and the hand pump. And all the bottles.
/Japanese houses with no dishwashers SUCK.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, it's true
It has advantages to ONLY pump and bottle feed, but man, it’s like a full-time job!!! And the only payment I got was dirty diapers!
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
AND ALL THE PSYCHOTHERAPY!
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe not to you...
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Jun 22, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lulz
/internet high five.jpg
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
What's wrong with boob jokes?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing at all.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing at all, but I wanted something like trollface to respond to IE's har har comment.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Don't be hating on girls with nice ta-tas.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
oh he wasn't. it was all in good fun.
I certainly deserved the joke.
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Um. Chloe. I thought we were friends.
I thought you knew me. Just a little.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
We ARE friends darlin.
Angry little woman scares me.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
no, woman running my meeting
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
ok
/calms down
because you really DON’T want to see me angry!!!
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
That I believe.
but no not you. There are few people I will argue back with. people suffering from "little person’ syndrome are the majority of them
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, I don't get that really.
Yep, I’m short (5’ 2-3" depending), but whatever. Doesn’t really bother me most times. I just have 4 or 5 step-stools all over my house. I’m smart, regardless of my height. You’re height doesn’t make me LESS of a person. except you know….that there’s actually LESS of me. ha haha ha
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
This is why you're cool
This woman suffers from like opposite of little man syndrome. I can’t explain it. She’s ballsy as fuck but in ways that are even beyond my bitchiness. NO ONE trusts her. You don’t have to like the person in charge, or think they are great at business. But respect is void because she doesn’t give it either.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I suspect it's compounded by the fact
that you are in a male-dominated field. Women in the military (especially higher-ranking officers) can get this way.
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
I believe that.
There were 4 of us project managers who all started within a year of each other. The two who are in stable long term relationships are more soft spoken and agreeable and less likely to stand their ground. Another lady and I are more aggressive when we are confronted. The two softspoken ladies were promoted ahead of us, even though they have less experience. Also, they have now both quit. Go figure.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
There's the big question.
I think they were both work related in terms of one having a new baby and not wanting travel and construction industry SUCKING ASS. The other in terms of hubby at one end of the state and her at the other (both ladies live in Georgia). All complications I don’t have.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Kiffykins?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll see your "bar"
and raise you “bus”.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jun 22, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I was in marching band in high school so I am very aware of this phenomenon
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
For breakfast at work this morning
somebody brought in doughnuts with a maple glaze and bacon. Actual bacon. It was heavenly, and I know you all will appreciate that. The bacon was stuck to the top like sprinkles. It was AWESOME.
by MechE Hokie on Jun 22, 2011 10:56 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Pics or it didn't happen
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 22, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Is it weird that I now look forward to going to work
because all I do is watch BarBri videos at home?
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
It's all smoke and mirrors
I’m 97% certain they throw the exams against a wall and piss all over them. Whichever ones stay dry—youz a lawya!
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
BUT CHARACDURR N FITNESS IS VURRAH IMPORTANT. SRSLY YOU GUYZ.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I aced that one! I can haz ess-choir title?
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 22, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
IAmTheWorstAttorney.jpg
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jun 22, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
TOOK MORE THAN RECOMMENDED SERVING SIZE OF ROBITUSSIN ONCE IN 4TH GRADE?
MUST REPORT MUST REPORT MUST REPORT MUST REPORT.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Oh you axe-murdered someone?
That’s okay; you have to chainsaw-murder at least 2 people to fail character and fitness. Just make sure you pay your $Texas bar dues on time.
Florida character and fitness I just don't understand.
It seemed like people with DUIs and pot busts were getting by without a hearing and people with the most random little academic weirdnesses were waiting around months after getting their passing score.
by Gator Cub on Jun 22, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll rec this, same for Georgia
young man skated with two previous convictions of cocaine and and a documented disclosed history of drug use and treatment as a youth and during his college years. However, you Miss, you haz photos taken of you in a bikini and posted without your permission on a spring break website (no-nudity), we need you to come in and personally interview before getting cleared. Though, admittedly, the interviewers might have had other motives.
This is completely accurate.
Just get in, and you basically have to embezzle from a disciplinary board member in order to get a suspension, as long as you have your dues submitted in a timely fashion.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
also, the BarBri guy said that Alabama has the lowest required passing score in the country.
/even BarBri trolls
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 22, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Harvey Updyke's lawyer
says hi.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jun 22, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
And I took full advantage of it.
Studied less than a week, walked in, looked around at my competition and said, “I got this.”
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
And forgot to mention
all the drinking at Barbri every night.
Seriously. The bar is not that hard.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
It's mostly based on fear factor
If you go in completely psyched out, you’re in trouble. If you prepare for it and aren’t going to crap yourself at the first question you don’t immediately recognize, you’ll be fine.
Yup
I’m happy to be blessed with complete test-taking zen.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Only one thing threw me off during the exam
The girl across from me a) was attractive, and b) had a very large engagement ring from an obviously insecure fiancee that was actually a little blinding when the light hit her ring. I asked her to turn the ring around for the 2nd day. Otherwise I was pretty much locked in. The only thing that sucked was finishing an hour early and having to wait for my ride to finish.
We were not allowed to leave early
We had to sit with all 500 other people in this giant WalMart-warehouse-like room with prison cafeteria tables until time was called AND until all the proctors had picked up, individually, everyone’s test booklet and then everyone’s answer sheets, and sorted them all by essay question. I’m pretty sure they just drove around Montgomery and hired random people out from under bridges for this task, because it took for-fucking-ever.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Took the bar exam in a Wal-Mart?
Good think your dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 22, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It was in a really nice hotel and conference center in Montgomery
But because they wanted all of us in one room, we had to use this cavernous space that I think is usually used for trade shows. Huge, industrial-looking, with enormous and very loud fans.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
"enormous and very loud fans"
Were they showing a Bama game over in that corner of the room?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 22, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
They didn't need to be showing a game
Only public law school in the state is the University of Alabama, and the other decent school is stupidly expensive for the quality. Alabama lawyer community is easily 65% Alabama fans.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Except this guy.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 22, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
That's ridiculous
Did they at least let you use the bathroom or did you have to sit there the entire time?
They let us leave early thankfully. Ours was at the Roanoke Civic Center, and thanks to the VA Supreme Court we had to dress like lawyers which meant suits and ties…but we had to wear sneakers because hard-soled shoes made too much noise on the floor. And it was approximately 30 degrees in the building.
Yes we could get up to go pee
But there was a proctor in both bathrooms making sure you didn’t cheat.
Thankfully no business-like dress code, but it was 30 degrees.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Wish I had your tools, then
’Cuz I worked my ass off and I still felt like it was a close call (though you never know unless you actually fail).
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
If you'd seen the folks to my right and left
and knew you only had to do better than roughly one of them, you’d have been quite confident.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
I knew after the first set of essays I'd probably be fine
Like I said earlier, I didn’t go into freak-out mode like other friends but I put in a decent amount of time during the summer. After the first 5 essays I realized I knew what I was doing…and then the next 4 essays included a property question involving future estates (aka my wheelhouse in law school) and an essay almost identical to one the bar used 10 years ago. When I heard people saying how that last question was impossible, I knew all I had to do was not completely shit the bed on the multiple choice questions.
My problem was that after the essays I was convinced I hadn't learned anything.
My saving grace of course was that neither had anyone else.
This
After the first round of essays I was convinced I would have to run away to Mexican med school.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Also, I spent exactly zero minutes memorizing civil procedure time limits.
Guess what made up 2/3 of the civil procedure multiple choice questions?
Total opposite here
A friend and I spent the evening before memorizing 30 days, 45 days, 20 days, 14 days, whatever. Not a single question.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
The year before I took it
The guy who taught the civil procedure review class said not to bother learning class action stuff because they’d never ask about it. Guess what they asked about in the essay?
I spent much of my time trying to memorize the commercial paper/transactions stuff because I didn’t take any law school classes on that stuff and knew I’d be in trouble if it showed up. They didn’t ask, not that I’m complaining.
February 2010 Bar
Class Action Essay
C – Commonality
A – Adequacy
N – Numerosity
T – Typicality
Not that I remember what any of it means. Passed…so, F*&^ Clemson.
by Barry Zuckercorn on Jun 22, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
We actually had an essay question that touched on admiralty law.
In Wisconsin. OK, yeah, I guess Lake Superior does offer some potential for salvage, if iron weren’t about the cheapest substance on the planet and the water hovers at a constant summertime temperature of about 44 degrees.
Needless to say, I did not spend much time on admiralty law when prepping for the bar.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I went to Alabama for law school. We had Admiralty I and II.
Of course, Mobile’s the 2nd largest port in the country.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 22, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I wanted to take it
Too bad it was only offered either 1) at 8 am or 2) on Fridays. Dealbreakers, both.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Not so...
The salvage business on the Great Lakes is much bigger than you would think. And, not uncoincidentally, scuba diving on the Lakes is growing. There are tonnes of wrecks beyond the Edmund Fitzgerald both to be salvaged and explored on the lakes.
Hahahahahahaha, Bar-Bri.
You realize they just paid out a massive price fixing class action settlement, right?
Preying upon law school grads insecurities for a business model nashnul champeens, Pawwwl!
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Whatever they call their study plan,
the one that requires at least a 27 hour day?
Yeah, my wife almost killed herself actually following the thing. Then scores came out along with the realization: shit, I could have relaxed a little.
they say 8-12 hr a day
/start after my 9hr work day
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 22, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, don't buy it.
There’s no way you need to do all that. I mean, some people will try and still fail, and others will slack off and pass by a mile. You need to study up to a certain point; past that, it all comes down to how good a test-taker you are.
And if your state does the MEE and/or the MPT, you’ll be fine.
NC does MBE and essays (60% weighted toward essays)
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jun 22, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Ah ok. That was Florida, too (but 50-50)
and our state essays were actually pretty hard. The MBE, though, just takes some basic review and practice tests.
This analysis of MBE is completely accurate.
Wisconsin and Illinois were both 50-50 states. The essays are usually the harder test, but if you just use boring IRAC formation for every answer, and you’re not a complete dolt or you didn’t have your fiance tell you six weeks before the bar exam that she was pregnant and you weren’t the father, you’ll pass.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Dude... if you are taking NC Bar
let me know if you need any outlines… I have too many to count.
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jun 22, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Same with VA
In VA there are 21 possibly essay subjects. In SC there are 10, I believe, and they tell you ahead of time what the subjects of the essays will be (or at least they did as of 2006 when I took the bar). No, I’m not bitter at all.
World Cup 2010 was on during my bar prep
Lolz @ suggested study schedule.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I took a 2 week hiking trip in Alaska in June before the Bar.
I had a little too much fun screwing with my up-tight friends when I got back. “So… did I miss anything important?”
No matter how you did on the bar
I’m sure you looked orders of magnitude more competent than Bob Bradley.
/BBD&Q’d
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Watching the Gold Cup semi tonight, anyone?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Most certainly
Haven’t yet simulated Tourette’s today.
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 22, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Why, yes, how did you know?
/hums while loading revolver
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Any guess as to what the magical mystery lineup will be tonight?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
No Donovan or Dempsey
Because why would we want to use them?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I GOT AN IDEA. LET'S PUT HOWARD ON THE BENCH.
/trollgaze
by vineyarddawg on Jun 22, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Timmay's our best player.
Let’s make him a striker tonight.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jun 22, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Stri...ker?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Donovan is better off the bench, in th 77th minute.
When we’re down 3 goals already. Oh, look, a polio sufferer just faked out Steve Cherundolo and has an unopposed run at Howard.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Bornstein is in because he's fresh
/vomits
Admittedly, I loved how Bornstein finished off Costa Rica in the last hexagonal.
by JohnCoctostan on Jun 22, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
It's time to play America's favorite game!
WHEEL!
OF!
LINEUP!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Keep the 3-2-1
Dempsey out front.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I believe he is going to go with the 2-2-7.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jun 22, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
B_B BR_D_EY
_R__N ND _URTERED
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 22, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Is there an M, Pat?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Who all is in this "Gold Cup"?
All Ive heard about are Guadelope and Jamaica? Are there any better teams in this tournament?
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
The U.S. is rematching with Panama
Mexico is slated to play Honduras. The winners of those games play for the Gold Cup final, and the winner of that gets an automatic bid to the Confederations Cup in Brazil, which would be a very good thing for the U.S.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Is the Gold Cup the one that the U.S. beat Brazil or Spain in a couple years ago?
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
US beat Spain in the Confederations Cup.
They could have beaten Brazil had they not been running around in shorts full of feces the second half.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was just shocked to learn that our back line is suspect
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jun 22, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, you mean a back line based on Bocanegra, Cherundolo, and DeMerritt might have some issues with a lack of recovery speed?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
So do I. But you need someone with plus recovery speed to cover him.
Heck, under the right circumstances, even Bocanegra wouldn’t be a total waste on the pitch. It’s when you put Bocanegra, Cherundolo, and Demerritt out there at the same time as talented head case Gooch that you form a Voltron of suck in the back.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Bocanegra has wheels like a Canadian car
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Volton of Suck.
What is the 2009 MSU defensive secondary, Alex.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
by Spartan D on Jun 22, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Voltron of Suck"
What is Jeff Agoos in the World Cup, Alex.
by JohnCoctostan on Jun 22, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
GAAAHHHHH MINDBLEACH
I HAD FORGOTTEN
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm sorry
but I still rate Steve C. I think he’s great at distribution and fills a huge need for the team.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
My buddy pointed out that he pushes the ball way upfield when in possession
And boy does he ever. Still, his name is close to a word for puke, and I cottoned to him during the World Cup. So I am on board with Steve C. as well.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Cherundulo is still the man.
Would have liked to see Chandler get a run, though. There’s your speed out of the back.
by JohnCoctostan on Jun 22, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Tommy Lee Jones looking over the top of the newspaper .jpg
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I will give you the benefit of the doubt
I believe the U.S./Mexico matches of late seem to be more or less decided by who is on their home soil. That would favor us this time around.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Panama seems to be better.
I just hope the US can win to get yet another crack at beating Mexico. At this point, I regard Mexico with antipathy similar to that usually reserved for cannibals, lobbyists, and the University of Iowa athletic program.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Who do we hate?
"Without spirits the men cannot support the fatigues of a long campaign" - Maj. Gen. Nathanael Greene
by TheDutchWonder on Jun 22, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate Iowa!
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
WE HATE IOWA!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jun 22, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
We're America, dammit.
We hate everybody, because they’re not American.
And everybody hates us, because we’re American.
USA! USA! USA! USA!
by vineyarddawg on Jun 22, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF??
………….oh wait, for a second there I thought you said canabis
never mind
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
Much like Bob, I somehow managed to succeed despite myself
Also like Bob, the close brush with failure was a grim reminder of my own mortality. So while others rejoiced around me, I retained the look of a man who has lifted a haunch and rattled out a showstopping fart during a high society banquet.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jun 22, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Mine was the 2006 World Cup
And I had the evening classes. Mornings were spent watching soccer. Read during the gaps between games. Then watched the afternoon game before I went to the class. It worked.
Don't do that to yourself.
I probably did about an hour to two hours of reading then went to the bar review classes. Now, the week before the exam I was in total freakout mode, but I knew the stuff. Just go with whatever has worked for you, though I suggest sobriety.
INSECURITIES? WHAT? NO I'M FINE.
/hand shakes violently while chain-smoking
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
FTFY
[Law schools] Preying upon law school grads insecurities for a business model nashnul champeens, Pawwwl!
Well, for some of us:
[Law schools] Preying uponlaw schoolgrads’insecuritiesdesire to remain awash in alcohol and apathy with little or no responsibility for a business model nashnul champeens, Pawwwl!
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jun 22, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Court is adjourned
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 22, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
I remember that show!
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Jun 22, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Today I confirmed I am, in fact, still twelve years old
This guy sent me this email and misspelled assess and wrote asses instead. I snickered. A lot.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
heh. pubes.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Our email system would have kicked that email back for profanity
and probably the person who sent the email would be trying to figure out what he did wrong for the next half hour then give up and not bother…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 22, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Your email system wins.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Reminds me of the funniest typo ever.
Years ago, we received a letter from another CPA firm in town regarding a former client. Under the signer’s name (which I can’t recall) was her position – Certified Pubic Accountant.
We didn’t snicker, we LOLed until we were in tears.
I suspect being a Certified Pubic Accountant
requires a great deal of skill and talent. That’s a lot of hairs to count.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Not with the kids these days
Hi-yooooooo!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 22, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I said this recently on a friend's FB page regarding him giggling over Anthony Weiner's name
Everyone has an inner 12-year-old. Some of us just let him call the shots more often than he probably should…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Today on NDNation:
Ara’s players never wore gloves.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 11:39 AM EDT reply actions
How long can it be before this shows up?
Knute Rockne never had to stoop to recruiting black players to win
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
FTFY
Knute Rockne Fielding Yost never had to stoop to recruiting black players.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jun 22, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
You spoke with NDNation'ers?
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
لا يوجد سلام على أبواب
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 22, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Rec'd for Firefly.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jun 22, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
/head asplode
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Okay, what does wearing gloves have to do with anything?
No, seriously.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Pictures game out of some new ND receivers' gloves
Like the Nike Pro Combat ones from last year, when the palms are put together the graphics on the gloves make the ND leprechaun. Despite the players loving them, that bit of flash went over as well on ND Nation as you might predict.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jun 22, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
But they're gloves.
They help you with various things.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to the MSU/ND game this year...
…and will take suggestions for signs to bring into the stadium.
I’m thinking….
“Where’s Your Jumbotron?”
or
Giant announcer’s head peering over the lip of the stadium.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
TAWSNBN's head floating over the stadium would cement it as you if seen on TV.
It would also make NBC (if they’re covering the game) more likely to show it.
It was too much money
THat's what I was thinking.
Gotta work through the logistics of that one.
I’d like to put a giant head on a pole and actually raise it over the edge of the stadium from outside.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
perhaps a balloon...
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on Jun 22, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, I thought I'd get over all the things that ND Nation says and get used to them.
This takes the cake. They just keep raising the bar. Or, perhaps, digging a hole underneath it.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
It's bad that my first thought on seeing that picture was
“oh, I bet NDnation is going to be fun today…”
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Wish someone could set this to "I Believe I Can Fly."
/RobertKelly’d
by Werewolf Bar Mitzvah on Jun 22, 2011 11:43 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec for fantastic handle
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I find it both spooky AND scary
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jun 22, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm all for the boys becoming men part
Not so sure I can get on board with men becoming wolves, though
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
#RONP4WOLFPACK
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jun 22, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
/firm internet handshake
Doctor. I believe our work is done here.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
QUITE RIGHT
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Doctor?
Glad I’m not sick.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
by DrBundy on Jun 22, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Spies Like Us rec in effect.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I dont like doctors. They botched my vasectomy.
Now I’m even more potent.
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 22, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Admit it, you're jealous
We win 10 a year or so and our coach is a riot.
Embrace the Madness/Milesness
Freely stipulated.
Although I kind of like having Bret “Mola Ram” Bielema as a head coach, as well.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
COVER YOUR HEART!
/doesn’t work
//250 yards rushing
///weren’t we winning this game at halftime?
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
Instead of ripping out your heart
Mola Ram Bielema stuffs cheese in.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Miles v Bielema
Bieliema: “I went for two because the card said to.”
Miles: “The combination of the will to win and the necessity of playing the game of football within the rules towards a successful conclusion while still acquiring copious amounts of taffy, grass, and good ole fashioned grit means that we want to put the goddamn ball in the endzone. So we tested the direction of the wind with a few blades of grass and went for two.”
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
I was thinking of "damn strong football team"
guess i got a little overzealous
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
You get used to it.
Not much worse than downing a whole bottle of hot sauce, really.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Stop dating girls from Tallahassee
by PalmettoTiger on Jun 22, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
knock knock
who’s there?
A RECRECRECRECREC
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Pssh, whatever dude,
Ole Miss wins 9 or 4 games a year and our coach is also a riot.
Oh wait.
Yeah totally jealous.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
At least you can understand what your current coach says without a translator.
Well, most of the time.
Well, yeah,
That was apparently one of the main search criteria after 3 years of YAWYAWYAW FOOTBAW.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
That just reminded me of "Colonel Reb is Crying."
Guess what will be in my head during my afternoon appointments now?
The EDSBS commentariat is life-changing.
"People ask what it's like to be a black coach. I've never been any other kind." - Ron Prince
Sorry about that.
Please don’t sue us.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
A Kangaroo court if ever Ive seen one...
/Glad to see that Blackadder references are ok for usage
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 22, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Blackadder?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
/notsureifserious.jpg
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
What is it?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I....I......
GOOD GOD MAN GET YOURSELF TO NETFLIX OR WHEREVER YOU CAN FIND THEM, STAT!!
It’s a British comedy series starring Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean, but Mr. Bean SUCKS SO BAD, you wouldn’t even know it’s the same guy). Hugh Laurie (House) is in them as well, and you wouldn’t recognize him, either. There are 4 series—Henry V timeframe, Elizabethan, 1700’s, and WWI. The shot above is from the WWI series, obviously. I would rank them as:
- Elizabethan
#2. WWI
#3. 1700s - Henry V-ish
If they aren’t in the official EDSBS watch-list, they should be.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Darn formatting. I think you get the idea on the ranking, though--just go in order.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I see. I have never heard of this show before.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I grew up watching them with my parents on PBS, along with Fawlty Towers and 'Allo Allo
Buddy in Korea had them on DVD, and we’d watch them over and over and over.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't that Hugh Laurie sitting next to Atkinson
in the above photo?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 22, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
So how long did the judge give you?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
2 years of Clemson fandom and a strict O'Doul's diet
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
We put the "special" in Life special teams coaching...
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 22, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
What did we do THIS time?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jun 22, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Positive stuff, you guys.
"People ask what it's like to be a black coach. I've never been any other kind." - Ron Prince
Someone needs a lawyer? WHERE?
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
/chases ambulance
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 22, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Silly attorney
See the ambulance, drive to the ER, start badgering the family. Profit!
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jun 22, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Cool story bro time
A lawyer buddy of mine (of the plaintiff attorney type) hobbled into the bar on crutches one night with a cast up to his hip. Random girl asks him what happened, and before he could respond I chime in with, “The ambulance backed up.”
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
by DrBundy on Jun 22, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/stops packing suitcases
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh? "It's cool guys! You can come back out now!"
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
by jwolf0 on Jun 22, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Why, hello there Mr. Brooker, so nice to see you again.
Did you enjoy your pizzas and S&M catalogues?
by Mango Stasi on Jun 22, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally grabbing a 6er of Dos Equis when I get out of here today.
b/c this has been the least interesting work wednesday I can remember.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jun 22, 2011 12:15 PM EDT reply actions
From an MSU cheerleader...
Was there one stadium in the Big Ten where you were slightly afraid to cheer or where it was especially rowdy?
Not in the Big Ten. Notre Dame fans were slightly rowdy at their home field, and not just the students but also the adults. That is the only instance in which I can remember feeling uncomfortable at an away game. Everywhere else fans were the same; some nice, some rude, but all wanting to beat us. At Notre Dame it was a little more rowdy, the Irish fans were ruthless.
ND students – “Holy shit, what is that? An attractive girl in our midst!”
ND Nation – “You little strumpets need to wear long pants in our hallowed stadium. Who will think of the children?”
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
/lolhose.gif
“Rowdy” is the absolute last word in the entire English language I’d use to describe our stadium.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You sure "riotous" isn't in there?
Or “homefieldadvantage”?
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Seriously.
She goes to tOSU and Michigan, but NOTRE DAME is the “rowdy” one?
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
This just seems bizarre
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Also
how can you be “slightly rowdy”?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Why, don't you remember that night
when Candy got up on the table and did the Charleston? And she even took off her shoes! Oh, my, the scandal.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
HEAVENS TO BETSY!
COULD YOU SEE ANKLES?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, don't be silly.
Her skirt covered them… barely.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Oh, isn't it just!
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Jun 22, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Stroking our own self-worth
George O’Leary yelled obscenties at a player as he was dying. No matter the context, circumstances, or outcome of the court case, that happened.
I’ve never really understood all the outrage over an admission like this because in ordrer to truely be outraged at O’Leary’s action here one would have to believe that O’Leary had some knowledge that the player lying on the ground was in such a serious condition. Yelling at a player that falls down in a drill has to be somethign that occurs on a football field, every football field, every day. And, everyer day, that player gets up just fine 99.999% percent of the time. On rare occasion that player is hurt witha run-of-the-mill injury. This would be a beyond rare occasion. O’Leary’s actions in the moments between the player falling down and someone realizing the seriousness of the situation shouldn’t be held against the man.
Think about it…how many times did the network replay Earnharts’ crash at Daytona before they realized he was dead? How many times did the network replay Senna’s crash at Imola before they realized he was dead? If we are to be outraged at O’Leary for yelling at his fallen player than shouldn’t we be even more so with the networks for replaying another man’s death for entertainment value?
Dude, it's not like the networks were saying
“WOOO EARNHARDT CRASHED YEAH FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PRICK” when he died.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I'll bet some of the fans were saying just that.
Until they realized he was dead.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Exactly
I sure that we have all been in a stadium and cheered a big hit BEFORE waiting to see of the guys both get up from the pile.
And i am sure that most of us have cheered big hits that soembody didn’t get up from…and felt bad about it afterwards. But that doesn’t mean we have never cheered big hit when they happen again.
Assumption
C’mon, man. Do you really think that O’Leary had any idea that the guy was dying?
Have you never seen a coach yell at a player that has fallen down? You they ask “Are you hurt” before they yel?? Seriously.
BTW: Why do you think they replay race car crashes so many time on TV? Do you think that they are working for the DoT and trying to solve some great mystery that they caught on tape? No, it’s because the public tunes in for such things.
The two situations are entirely incomparable.
Plancher’s death was at practice – never seen by a large TV audience, and therefore not subject to what the public tunes in to.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Instantaneous Reaction are Instantaneous (This goes here)
The measuring stick is the same…be it the coach that yells or the TV Producers that give the order to replay the crash.
Instantaneous Reaction are Instantaneous
The measuring stick is the same…be it the coach that yells or the TV Producers that gives the order to replay the crash.
I can't believe it...
400+ comments, and not one person has noted that having the ‘best defense in the Big-12’ is like being the prettiest fat girl at the prom?
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Churchill
or the most handsome member of the Rolling Stones.
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops...depending on the breaks." - Buck Turgidson
I has a sad now.
I miss the days when K-State would be in the top three in the nation in scoring defense, passing defense, rushing defense, defensive passing efficiency.
I think there were entire seasons they didn’t give up as much as they did to Nebraska last year.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Rudy Carpenter would laugh at your statement
If he could remember what it was.
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 22, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
It's been Twittered that Jack Arute is giving PAWWWWWWWWL the business on Sirius.
Jack Arute?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 1:35 PM EDT reply actions
thank you!
i was hoping someone would do it
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm here to help.
That name always reminds me of this which, surprisingly, I’ve never played.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
When I was a kid watching football on ABC I thought his name was Jackaroot.
Never knew he had a last name.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I'm going to go back through this thread
and as soon as I figure out which one of you sumbitches got The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald stuck in my head IS GOING TO PAY.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Just one person?
Cause I thought…we all go down together!
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
...conversely, I haven't heard "Goodnight Saigon" in ages.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
HOW IS THIS A PROBLEM?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Because musically
it’s just the same four lines over and over and OVER and OVER and OVER again.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I must disagree
I just went and looked at the lyrics. Musically, perhaps it’s repetitive, but not lyrically.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 22, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe this will help...
Hey soul sister
Ain’t that Mister Mister
On teh Radio, Stereo?
That thing you do ain’t fair, ya know.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 22, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec
cuz i’ve been known to say that. loudly.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Today's involuntary music selection is
“The Various Problems of Inner-Ring Suburbia in Ohio” by Queefcore.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
"I Paid Full Price for My Used Car" by Fake Ass Buckeye
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
by Spartan D on Jun 22, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Herbie has got that on repeat!
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
AND I CAN'T MAKE IT ON MY OOWWWWNN
BECAUSE MY HEART IS IN OOHIIOOOOO
/8th grade
//gahhhhh i hate that song
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I love that song,
and Gordon Lightfoot is either a DV from the wayback or a Mustache Wednesday (motherfucker!) candidate.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
It's Michigan State week over at OTE
And I’ve begun reading the comments. Someone please stop me.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 2:04 PM EDT reply actions
HEY. STOP THAT. STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Honestly, I'm just waiting to see how long before RCMB folks show up and start acting like three year olds
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Red Cedar Message Board
It is the al.com, mgoblog, eleven warriors, etc equivalent for Michigan State.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
/goes back to OTE
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
LOLOLOL
I’m beginning to like that place just for entertainment value.
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
FACTS
That’s just a statement. I want facts.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i feel like making a fanpost over there titled:
“Jim Tressell: Profile of a Program Killer”
and then sit back to watch the pitchforks and torches come out.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
hmph.
just another bastion of omgihateosu.
seriously, there’s no place for reasonable OSU fans on the internet anywhere. you have places like along the olentangy with all the dumb homers, and then you have everywhere else which goes LOL GIVE OSU DEATH PENALTEEZ.
i guess i just have to chill over here with the rest of the misfit toys.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I've only been to that Oletangy site twice
but both times I thought the comments were actually pretty fair and rational. Must’ve caught them on a good day.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It hasn't gotten bad as far as I've read yet
Does it get worse real fast?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Check the thread about the Vegas lines for the Big 10 title game.
Bring facts or get out!
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
So is this OTE doohickey new or are people just now discovering it's horrible or...?
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a B1G thing.
You don’t want to wouldn’t understand.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Just as well. Blissful ignorance has gotten me this far in life.
brb, Mom just brought down some PB&Js.
CRUSTS?! MOOOOOOOOOM!
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
It's been around awhile, and is typically decent.
But lately it’s been inundated by Nebraska fans proclaiming their inevitable Return to Glory®, and butthurt OSU fans in denial.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Reading all these comments, and seeing all the stupid homerism and butthurt
is making me dread more and more my upcoming 4th of July weekend that I will be spending surrounded by four Michigan fans who are living, breathing, walking stereotypical Wolverine fans.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You have to remind them to keep breathing or else they fail at the others?
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
It's closer to
They’re breathing, but leaving air for you. So you should be thankful for that.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
/wears appalachian state shirt to 4th of July weekend
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
... Do you have one? Do you know where I can buy one?
Can I borrow yours?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Try footballfanatics.com or lids.com
I just saw a good one on football fanatics for 13 bucks
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Honestly, (and this is open to the entire commentariat)
any and all particularly nasty trolling jabs you use when talking with a stereotypical Michigan fan, post ‘em here. I need all the ammunition I can get if I’m going to survive the weekend. I haven’t read about MSU in the offseason a whole lot because, well, our last game is still difficult to think back on.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I usually go with the amount of days it's been since Michigan beat Ohio State
which is something like 2,756. You could do that too.
Anything about RichRod. Just bringing up that name sends them into RAEG.
Something about real fans not jingling keys in place of cheering at games. Bring up OSU fans taking over their stadium. Say that MSU is the better brother. Bring up Mississippi State.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
If you trust me with your addy
I can probably set you up with any Appy St. schwag you need/want.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
When they make fun of MSU being an "ag school"...
…remind them that someone has to provide grazing area and healthcare for the ladies of Ann Arbor.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
See, I can't get away with this one
The gf is a grad student there.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
You're providing the health "care"
毎日は土曜日であるべき
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Go buy a MSState cowbell
Go here. Write 52-14 on it. They’ll love you.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's wonderful.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 22, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT
I might do this
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Then again, they'll just counter with Alabama
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but
Alabama >>>>>>>>> Ms. State.
Not hatin’, just sayin’.
/probably best not to go there. Arguing whose loss was worse is pretty silly.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, but remember! Living, breathing stereotypical Michigan fan, therefore...
If they couldn’t beat Mississippi State, then neither could your sorry program. They’re the best, so if they couldn’t figure it out, neither could you. Alabama was without a doubt the inferior opponent, which is why they didn’t go against Michigan, because all of Michigan’s opponents are also the hardest in the country, because Michigan only plays the best. Alabama is irrelevant, and if we couldn’t beat Miss St, then neither could you.
Starting to get a little angry reading that? Good, good. Let your hate for Michigan come back after a long, quiet offseason.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, my hate for Michigan never goes away.
You’re talking to the guy (and his wife) who literally growled out the window at the neighbor flying a Michigan flag, every time they passed by.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
The Michigan fans in the commentariat have made it a little more difficult for me
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yet you can still hate ND fans
despite me, IE, stempke, ACS, and the others here?
I haz a sad.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I never said I hated ND fans
When have I said that? I don’t even hate ND, despite our rivalry with you lot.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut your mouth and focus on that chocolate milk
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay fair enough
But I feel about Michigan, USC, etc. like I do about Korea. I can like individual Koreans, they can be okay people, But I still hate the country with every fiber of my being. Same thing for Michigan.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
/adds fuel to fire
But how could you hate Michigan? That’s just pitiful and sad and shows how stupid Notre Dame fans are. If you don’t like Michigan, you’re really just kind of a useless human being. No offense personally, it’s just everything you like is pretty dumb if it isn’t associated with Michigan. Michigan is the best there is, and if those boys in blue can’t do it, it’s probably not worth doing in the first place.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you feel your soul being leached away as you type that?
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Jun 22, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nah. tGoJH backstory:
My brother is one of the mouthbreathing Michigan Men I wrote of previously. Rabid, fanatical, every arrogant stereotype you can think for Wolverines, he’s probably it to some extent. He went to MSU for two years before transferring to UM, and declares such utter hatred and contempt for Michigan State, that I’ve seen the absolute best (worst?) that a Michigan Man can offer.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
The first "Michigan Man"
I saw on campus when we played them at home my freshman year was wearing a t-shirt that had a wolverine sodomizing a leprechaun. The “classiness” only went downhill from there.
USC over the decades has been more rivalry and respect, the last few years notwithstanding. We had beaten them 11 times in a row when I was there, didn’t lose to them until my senior year, so it was kinda hard to hate them. Michigan, however, is pure hatred.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I think ND's hatred for Michigan is part of the reason I can't bring myself to fully embrace MSU's rivalry with ND
Enemy of my enemy is my friend and all that
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Mutual hatred of Texas?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Sort of.
I mean, it’s kinda hard for me to “hate” Texas, since they’re our bitches.
Mostly, it goes back to Nebraska.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I don't hate MSU at all.
I like the rivalry, and get excited to play, but it’s not hate. Mostly annoyance that other than last year, you usually tank after giving us the game of our lives. (rebuttal: so do we over the last decade).
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
EXCEPT THAT FLAG INCIDENT!!!!
/will never forgive!!!!!!!!!!1
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
TROLLOLOLOLOLOL
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I'm over that
because the next year watching those idiots trying to “protect their field” after they lost was just sad.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, WR EMERITUS!
How I’ve missed you….
毎日は土曜日であるべき
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Are these the UM wal-mart fans or MICHIGAN MEN?
Not sure if this makes a difference for your goals.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Three of the four are MICHIGAN MEN/WOMEN
’03 Alumni. The other is engaged the one of the three and is a Georgia Tech alum, who now also vehemently roots for Michigan against all comprehension and understanding.
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I have one but can't remember where I got it.
Check the App State website.
Troll hard or go home.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
HEY!
Return to Glory is a registered trademark of NDNation, thank you!
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
That too.
When you do it as many times as we do (ie, every year), you have to rotate the slogans.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
And oh boy was I amused
by the responses to TB’s “Here’s what you’re in for, B1G” post.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Need links to some of these things
Been out of the loop.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
oh my. this looks....oh god
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Thx for link
But I have to ask is the pure black-and-white color palette intentional to symbolize stodgy blandness?
some quality trolling on there by some of you. well done.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
/is obligated to point out jonfmorse is a k-stater
and therefore cannot be trusted.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 22, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Re-scan thread in question and you shall
Achieve comprehension.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I think it's the equivalent to Team Speed Kills?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
ROFLROFLROFL
RAMIRO PENA IS BAD AT BASEBALL…3 errors in 2 innings.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I'm just gonna call the CI: The most important news I completely missed today.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
meetings ALWAYS.
This morning was a punch walk with a douchey leasing agent. It took basically 3 hours of my time to be like “wah it’s not clean” well no shit fuck up, there are 20 people who just walked through an unfinished space to get into the finished one, it’s gonna be dirty.
Now it’s 4 hour (plus-ish) owner meeting time.
Don’t be hatin.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, hello gorgeous smart lady.
(Now nobody can chew me out.)
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
bawwwww thank you!
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
YEAH BOOBS!
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Always!
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever. You just think you
/notices shirt IE is wearing
….I’m sorry, what were we talking about?
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
How is this different than any other day lately?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
This may be a reason that the offseason is somewhat acceptable.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
We're going to have to keep this up aren't we every off season?
And recruit for the future.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this why damn near every thread
exceeds the 1000 post threshold?
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
it's because we (all the ladies) are such witty companions!
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Sadly I must go read 100 pages on Japanese spy satellite development and space policy
before I’m allowed to do anything with those. Sigh.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
SUSHI IN SPACE
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, this song might be better than BEPs right now
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I lay in bed at night, with a George RR Martin book in one hand
And a hooter in the other.
And it. is. good.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Both of those sound pretty good
Though reading about the latest developments in Killer Satellite technology was slightly more interesting than I thought.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I would go into that with very low expectations, so any sort of excitement would be an upgrade
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
well, I am skipping over the pages of charts with technical data I'd need another degree
to understand.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
In unsurprising news...
Jackass’ Ryan Dunn was drunk as fuck when he crashed his car.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
So don't say anything bad about the passenger then
The guy who was behind the wheel tho…he doesn’t deserve a ton of sympathy. #DarwinAwardWinner
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 22, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I was hoping that was in Texas.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
No one in Tejas is impressed with Kool Aid
We’ve already fried margarita.
"Listen, if the Miami Heat were playing the Washington Generals I would pick the Washington Generals," Barkley said with a chuckle.
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 22, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but what a gate-way drug for the KIDS
think of how much earlier you can start them on fried-golden heart attacks!
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
/ohwont'someonepleasethinkofthechildren.jpg
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard it as cherry.
But, oh, man…grape kool-aid…awesome.
Wait. Is there a joke here I’m missing?
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
black people like grape kool-aid. it's a stereotype that, like many others, has some basis in reality.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Plus, there's a reason why black people like grape kool-aid, fried chicken and whatever else.
It’s because it’s fucking delicious.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Jun 22, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This.
Don’t forget watermelon. Holy shit, a good watermelon is amazing.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Oh, right. And, yes. I do love me a good watermelon.
Or two, if you catch my drift.
/boobface.jpg
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
No, you can't date a real life Barbie doll.
You would kill her.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I ate half a watermelon over the weekend BY MYSELF
Me, a knife, a salt shaker, RESULT.
If you don’t like watermelon you are either a space alien or a Communist and either way I’ma pop a cap in your ass.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
The fuck do you need salt on watermelon for?
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
EDUCATE THIS MAN
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
WATERMELON IS FINE IN ITS PURE FORM
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
#TeamWallamelonSalt
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Because you like watermelon?
I don’t do it often, but it’s GOOOOD
毎日は土曜日であるべき
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm in the same boat.
I like it unadulterated, but I do sprinkle a little salt on it from time to time.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Seriously, how do people not know this? (no offense)
It’s what salt is for!!!! To make flavors MORE of whatever they are!!!
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
...I thought it was to make potatoes edible.
/sadpanda
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I've never even heard of this!
And I put salt on everything else. Or Tony Chachere’s. That’s probably not so good with watermelon though.
I’d better not try it, I don’t need any more sodium in my life.
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG are you related to my co-worker?
He is also from LSU territory, and puts TOny Chachere’s on EVERYTHING.
I put salt on nothing. In fact, less salt is usually better in my opinion.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
looked it up myself
Now I imagine you with these all around your apartment!!
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
goes on just about everything
except cereal
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
My freshman year roommate
from Lafayette put Tony Chachere’s on everything, even hot dogs and pizza. I always keep a bottle for cooking, but I probably use it maybe once a month.
Tony's on pizza = VERY underrated
knew a guy from (surprise!) Indiana that put ranch on pizza. odd.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
next time you scramble some eggs
replace the salt & pepper with Tony’s. this may be the best breakfast usage of Tony’s there is.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
ah, yessir
good stuff, there
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah. Mexican Sriracha.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
and don't beat the eggs into
yellow foam. You want a good scrambled egg to have a mottled white/yellow color.
A little heavy cream or sour cream is awesome as well
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Jun 23, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I see you this
and I raise you this
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Late to this party,
but I brought Tony’s with me to Europe. I never leave home without a seasoning blend of some sort, usually my own.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Come hang out in the open thread
that’s where everybody’s at in the evenings. They’re talking about soccer or some shit right now, I’m not really paying attention. :-)
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Bed time for Bundy,
but thanks. 5am comes mighty early. Yall play nice without me.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
No worries
It’s slowing down there too. Being on the west coast sucks.
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Long week playing catchup at work,
plus I managed to buy another project house while on a ship in the middle of the fucking Caribbean. Did inspections today, then went and looked at another project house before the man cub’s cabbage ball game. Need sleepy…
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
I rarely put salt on things, but it's pretty tasty on watermelon, canteloupe, etc.
It’s not generally the salt you add to things that’s the problem; it’s the salt it comes with!
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
YAMA'S KALUA PORK ON LINE 2
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
/grabs Cavenders from shelf
/unscrews lid
/dumps entire contents on slice of pizza
/rubs slice of pizza all over body
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you lick it off yourself?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I really didn't know this either.
But grape was always MY favorite growing up too!
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
I thought it was just called purple?
/yeah yeah das raciss
//we called all strawberry/berry/watermelon/etc kool aid “red”, WELL into college
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
One of our school colors in undergrad was purple.
We made Puma Punch (so creative!) with Purple Kool-Aid, Purple Passion, and vodka to taste.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
It's a purple-colored cocktail mixer (I think) with Everclear in it.
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wow....um...this looks, um, VERY popular with college age people
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
HAHAHAHA
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
A kind of game show that ran on Nickelodeon
during the halcyon days of my youth. The teams of kids on it were named things like “Silver Monkeys,” “Blue Barracudas,” and so on. Purple Pumas fits the naming scheme nicely. They actually sell the team t-shirts now.
Ah, okay. My Nickelodeon-less youth has just had an Iron Eyes Cody moment.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Still popular for last minute halloween costumes.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 22, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Those kids were so dumb
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Truth
It makes the show frustrating to watch.
NO, NO, NO, THE LAST PART OF THE IDOL IS IN THE OTHER ROOM!!! YOUR ALREADY LOOKED THERE THREEVE TIMES!!!
I screamed at the TV when that show was on as a kid
My dad laughed at my frustration with them
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Saint Joseph's College in Rensselaer, IN.
And here’s our obnoxious school colors:
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um, I GREW UP in Indiana (8-18) and I've never heard of this....
/googles
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
North of the Purduda Triangle on 65. Between Lafayette and Merillville.
Where did you grow up? Since we’ve been all personally and crap today.
I grew up in a tiny-ass town south of Fort Wayne.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Wow. My family had a lake cottage on Lake Webster for a long time.
I spent a lot of time in Warsaw. My best friend lives there now (and runs an optometry clinic).
My town was called Markle. It’s down by Huntington.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
It's funny because I think one of my best friends now has
a family practice clinic in Huntington. My family left when I was in college, so I don’t ever go back, but I still know some HS friends WHO NEVER LEFT (what is this like)
/SMALL world
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
That's the glory of Facebook
It shows me how right I was to go out into the world and see some of it.
Apparently, I would have had to take to liking Swamp People if I had stayed.
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Agree on Facebook. And yet, I was still surprised.
I guess I just kind of figured that everyone would do the same thing and move out and on and stuff. But moving to Chicago was about as far as most people went. Kinda weird.
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Sadly, moving to Fort Wayne was a life aspiration for some of my high school friends.
They’re all like “Wow. North Carolina! That’s SO FAR AWAY!!!”
They are all, unduly, impressed that I went to Notre Dame.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I think 1/3 of my class went to IU, 1/3 to Purdue
and the rest to matrimony with the odd exception to random schools (like ND—a grand ole 2 of us)
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Most of the people at my school went to Ball State or IU
With Purdue being pretty far behind.
Hell, we even had a Miss Basketball who was recruited by Purdue, ND and all of the good schools, and she STILL went to Ball State.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
No way.
They all wanted to follow in Jason Whitlock’s footsteps.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
/finds couch
//eats entire pizza
///falls asleep
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Going to Ball State perks
Shitty pizza.
Wading pools on every street corner.
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I've never understood it.
The local newspaper has started running a “meet this person” and they profile a bunch of younger, early 20 people. And, wow, a lot of them go to Ivy Tech and IPFW.
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ahahaha, IPFW
State schools are pretty messed up in Indiana when you go to 2 at the same time!!!! so, what alumni are you??
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
That's just messed up.
It’s like going to “Kansas-Kansas State-Dodge City” or something.
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It has something to do with the state not wanting to pay for two separate campuses for both the big schools.
IPFW is more like Purdue-Fort Wayne and IUPUI is more like Indiana-Indianapolis.
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Is it? it just always freaked me out in HS
Back then they were just little commuter offshoots in the "big"ger cities, but now they have their own team sports and everything, so I’m even more confused
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
IPFW used to be in the same conference as my alma mater.
But then they jumped to D1. My uncle used to work security there.
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One of the coolest things that happened in high school
was that someone found an almost complete mastadon skeleton in a bog on their farm and donated it to the university.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
It was in Cherubusco or Garret or Leo or somewhere like that.
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Wikipedia says it was Angola originally and it was way before I was in high school
I thought there was a newer one. Oh wells.
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Or it could just be that I have a LOT of useless info trapped in my noggin.
Oh right. It IS that.
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I went to Huntington North.
No offense, and only because of meeting their basketball every year in Regionals, I hate Warsaw.
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it's okay, I do too.
But when I was in HS, we could NOT have been friends. Because our basketball arena was better than most colleges in the state!!!!
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
You guys did have a sweet gym.
I always took pride in the fact that our gym sat more people than Penn State when they joined the B1G
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yes, I think they spent more money on the basketball gym than the rest of the school
But football field? but they have one over at the junior High (town built new HS, made old HS into junior high), why build a new one?? Also, the Math teacher who was also BASKETBALL COACH GOD had a private hallway from his classroom to the gym.
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
HATED RIVAL IUPUI.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
That's depressing.
Back before there were actual divisions, St Joe’s was a mid-major, really. Hung out with Evansville and Butler and Ball State and UIndy and Valpo and those sorts of folks.
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We once played ND and lost 10-0.
And I think that was the highlight of our past.
We’ve always been a baseball school.
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Your football team
just escaped a football conference which was essentially the WAC of D-II. I hope the GLVC football league gets competitive in a hurry.
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For a while, they were doing the Independent thing
They played Butler and Valpo and Dayton and ISU. But then they went back to a conference for some reason. I don’t know why. They’ve been shuffling around since I graduated.
The basketball team, however, has gotten a whole helluva lot better.
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They HAD to.
As of last year, there were exactly six independents left in D-II football, and three of them were of the morally questionable variety (read: tainted by the NAIA virus), while a fourth had just started its football program.
They had to join up with someone just to schedule games, even if that meant a four-team league with a double round-robin.
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Admittedly, I haven't followed the football team much.
I just know that they’re all about the ups-and-downs. I didn’t know why they were moving in and out of conferences, though.
I did find the move to join a conference with Central Connecticut State confusing, though.
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Also, high schoolers
In my day, it came in 2 liter bottles, and after you finished one, gravity was suddenly highly variable.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 22, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember it fondly
not for drinking it, but a friend my first year in college had an allergy to something in beer (yeast?) so when we would make the beer run we always had to pick up a 4-pack of these for him. Since he was a pantywaist drinker anyway he was usually facedown on a floor somewhere before finishing all four…but not before ALL.THE.HILARITY.
That would scare me.
The allergy, I mean. You can’t buy some “non-beer” 4- or 6-pack anymore without it being “a malt liquor beverage”, even if it says something deceptive on the bottle like “Smirnoff” or “Bacardi”.
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Yes. An allergy to something in beer totally and completely sucks.
I feel for your buddy.
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Agreed, but...
ALL.THE.RUM
ALL.THE VODKA
Etc…
It can be worked around.
Woman I work with now has the most dreaded of allergies…alcohol…ALL.OF.IT. Now THAT sucks.
I imagine her husband makes the best of it...
…DD for life!
But, yeah, wouldn’t want any part of any allegy. Luckily, I got none. You can always hope for the “you’ll grow out of it” kind of allergy.
Benadryl cocktails
Deos fortioribus adesse-Tacitus
by CrimsonHayate on Jun 23, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Purple Passion is Everclear + Purple.
Bad, bad juju.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 22, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
It got me laid several times in college.
Some of the times, it also helped me forget what it is I had just done.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
In FIFA U-17 World Cup news
the lads of the good ol’ US of A are currently down 1-0 to Uzbekistan. Again, that’s Uzbekistan.
/BBDAQ
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 4:32 PM EDT reply actions
I thought we were playing Panama later
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I DONT FOLLOW SOCCER DAMMIT
Most folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 22, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
The US national team plays Panama in the semifinals of the CONCACAF Gold Cup tonight.
This game on now is the FIFA World Cup for the youth national team, basically. “U-17” is under 17.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
bright side:
they aren’t down 1-0 to Kyrgyzstan. Wait. Which is better/worse?
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I was under the impression that it was a requisite for every child in America to play soccer for at least a year.
By sheer numbers, we should be able to field a team of young people competent enough to beat Uzbekifuckingstan.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
except, it's a 'stan, so soccer is all they play for their entire lives.
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Jim Delany thinks it's not fair that the Stans have more goat carcass polo grounds than America.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
When the B1G expands to North Dakota, that problem will be solved
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
by Spartan D on Jun 22, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
How ELSE are they supposed to train
for jumping around minefields?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but they play it on an IED-laden minefield with a sheep's head.
Though I suppose that’s conducive to good footwork and ball control.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Never been to Uzbekistan
but if it’s anything like Afghanistan, they’re already in the Stone Age. No need to bomb them back to it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as it doens't become a Helena of Troy kind of thing...
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Do you honestly think that Lamar Odom would gather an army to win her back?
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Kim's alright by me
Which is purely a consequence of never watching E! and only looking at her pictures in the checkout lines at the grocery store.
Possibly a posse of
Sasha Vujecic, Derek Fisher, and Andrew Bynum’s missing knee ligaments.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
pretty sure the Kygyz, Azerbaijani, and Uzbeks
are fighting amongst themselves enough.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Halftime.
Stan 1
Sam 0
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Threevezillion American kids go into soccer
no good soccer players come out.
You can’t explain that.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Plenty of good-to-decent ones do come out, actually.
But, sadly, no scoring magicians.
by JohnCoctostan on Jun 22, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
JHS soccer practice is where all the college football recruiters go....
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
They all defect.
Or are too busy picking dandelions and waving to their mom in the stands to properly be assessed as soccer players.
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
I was really good.
Then my coach left, I got butthurt & quit.
American hard work and perseverance, y’all.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Land of Opportunity
Plenty do, it’s just that the best ones have fathers that work $180k deals to get them to play football.
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by Phocion on Jun 22, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Sam 1
Stan 1
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Shouldn't you have at least one "A" in there?
But, yes, a HT tactical switch pays dividends!
by JohnCoctostan on Jun 22, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Not en español.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
gol
Stan 2
Sam 1
Lame penalty given.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm no soccer fanatic
but it seems it did not take them very long to score?
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Si, Señorita Iris Ojos.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
We scored right at the start of the second half.
They got a weak penalty on us five minutes later. Stan kid might’ve been tripped from behind in the box, but looked like he took a dive.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
did the Uzbeks at least ride their steppe ponies to the field?
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
But they do fire their AKs into the air after every goal.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
apropos of nothing: I'm checking out bad boob jobs with my coworkers on the book of faces
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
of people you know?
or is there a page called bad boob jobs?
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
There should be, but it was actually people that my co-worker knows.
All UF grads fwiw.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
He described as "armpit" boobs.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Perkiest part sits more towards ribs than "forward"
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
"Wall eye"
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it is if you PAID FOR THEM.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I had an experience with a girl with a really bad boob job once.
She had scars that ran from her nipple down to the base of each boob, and then a half-circle around the bottom of each. It was gross and I wanted to ask where she had located Dr. Mengele to do her surgery.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Well, depending on who and where the implants are placed depends on incisions.
That’s more typical for going under muscle more. This is bad because when it deteriorates it’s harder to get to.
Smaller incisions usually just go with fat and skin and can be removed easier too. But probably more often because skin and fat still have the effect of gravity acting on it.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Never skimp on a boob job
or any plastic surgery. Always check references.
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Similar experience
but was after a reduction…girl went from god-given basketballs (not kidding!) down to DD’s. Had semi-circular scar on each about 4"-5" long. Didn’t comment negatively because I knew her before and after and even if the scar wasn’t the prettiest thing ever at least she wasn’t in back pain all the time…at 23 yrs-old.
well you have to re-sew the skin to make them look normal and have the plasticity and yet rigidity to hold less weight.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 22, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Like I said...
…even with the scar, all involved were much happier with the ‘after’ than the ‘before’.
And this was a good 15 years ago so I would imagine that they have some new form of wizardry that reduces the size of the scar/incision that she had. SCIENCE!
I don't think they have with reductions
Not an expert in the field though. And some people are just more prone to scarring. Still beats having all the back trouble though.
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by little red corvette on Jun 22, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
This is called an "anchor" cut
and is very common for those with breast reductions.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
...
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
...
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is Nick Saban getting a ticket?
/hurr
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCKING RIGHT VICTORY RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS WILL JACK YOUR THREAD
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by Londonjoe on Jun 22, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Struggla hit a homer!
maybe he is starting to turn it ar——GIDP.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Uggla, Gonzalez, McClouth= the Purdue of OBP
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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it was odd to see Julio Lugo on the Braves today.
weird. MOAR TEEM SPEED.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
honestly he was
about 5 years ago. maybe less than that. he played with the FUCKTHEMETS for a season or two, also.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Was trollin'
The Googles states he was on the Braves roster in 2007…oldest MLB’er ever at 49!
GET.PAID!
has higher OPS than Uggla I'd wager
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FINAL
Stan 2
Sam 1
This is the same Uzbekistan team that just lost to New Zealand 4-1.
/blows kazoo
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions
...
Boooo
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 22, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Good lord, that thing is...loud.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
IT IS AN OMEN, I TELL YOU.
/BBD&Q’d
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 22, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
MAIL FRAUD
Just got an envelope from my MOM for my DAUGHTER WHO IS TURNING 2, and it was ripped and taped, and inside was a Father’s Day card!!!!!!! RAEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY OPENED MY GIRL’S CARD FOR A FRICKIN’ $2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GEEZ PEOPLE, GET A LIFE!!!!!!!1
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Meth is a hell of a drug
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Timely News is Timely
Story in dying industry publication today stated that USPS is stopping their contributions to employees retirement plans. Looks like someone over there figured out an on the clock way to make up the shorfall in their pension plan.
Further USA futbol news:
Line-up versus Panama – (4-2-3-1) – Howard; Cherundolo, Goodson, Bocanegra, Lichaj; Bradley, Jones; Bedoya, Kljestan, Dempsey; Agudelo
No Donovan. Again.
/BBDAQ
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 22, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions
Open thread?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 22, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Won't be here- coaching high schoolers, but I might catch the tail end of the match
it’s a year round sport in this region. I think leaving Donovan off is a good thing btw- Bedoya and Kljestan earned their spots last match (though Kljestan gets the ball in great spots and just doesn’t seem to hit the next ball very well)
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Considering many a pro game is played in Norway...
it’s a year round sport in this region
…in the snow, where isn’t that the case?
America: smart enough to invent basketball for the winter.
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