This here's a song from back in the day
Two thousand and nine or maybe ten
I put Jeremiah Maisoli's ass out in the surf
He said, "Why'm I leavin'?"
I said "To go study turf"
So he hopped a flight and he went to Ole Miss
And I called the guy from Complete Scouting Service.
You know Phil Knight gave me a Nike bag full of cash
I said, "Say, mothafucka, do you know who I am?"
He said, "Just do it, baby. I don't give a goddamn."
'Bout that time, I was gonna commit the ultimate sin
That's about the time ol' Willie Lyles walked in.
'Bout that time Phil went and turned out the lights
That's when I had Willie Lyles' report dead in my sights
When the lights come back on, ain't nothin' there was fine
All the players in the report were from Two Thousand and Nine!