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Quick thought on the cowbells at MSU. Personally, I don't care either way. But I fully support...

Quick thought on the cowbells at MSU. Personally, I don't care either way.

But I fully support letting ALL SEC schools bring in noisemakers, if only to see how far they'll take it, as the Bama's and LSU's of the world tend to do. Seriously, think about it:

Vandy fans would bring in little New Year's Eve party favors to games, which would lead to Kentucky fans bringing in the blow up "thunder stix" type things. Then Sacerlina and Georgia would end up with a student section full of rocks in milk jugs.

Auburn fans would bring in vuvuzelas, making a State/Auburn game somehow even MORE painful to watch. Arkansas fans would all bring in bullhorns, but not yell, just play "La Cucaracha" over and over again. Florida, at some point, would end up having the student setting off black cats on third downs, which would lead to Tennessee fans blowing up meth labs in the stadium right before critical snaps. Alabama would get pissed off at everyone else, so of course they would take donations to hire F-16s and B-1s to do fly overs non-stop during the Iron Bowl.

And here's where I try to think of how LSU fans would top it all. I'm honestly frightened at what they'd do. There's no doubt it would evolve to letting live animals loose on the field, but I'm sure there would be more.

Oh, and Ole Miss fans would be the only ones in the SEC to be too drunk and pretentious to even care. They'd still sit on their hands and silently complain about Nutt calling a dive on 3rd and 12. Giggidy.

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