Quick thought on the cowbells at MSU. Personally, I don't care either way.
But I fully support letting ALL SEC schools bring in noisemakers, if only to see how far they'll take it, as the Bama's and LSU's of the world tend to do. Seriously, think about it:
Vandy fans would bring in little New Year's Eve party favors to games, which would lead to Kentucky fans bringing in the blow up "thunder stix" type things. Then Sacerlina and Georgia would end up with a student section full of rocks in milk jugs.
Auburn fans would bring in vuvuzelas, making a State/Auburn game somehow even MORE painful to watch. Arkansas fans would all bring in bullhorns, but not yell, just play "La Cucaracha" over and over again. Florida, at some point, would end up having the student setting off black cats on third downs, which would lead to Tennessee fans blowing up meth labs in the stadium right before critical snaps. Alabama would get pissed off at everyone else, so of course they would take donations to hire F-16s and B-1s to do fly overs non-stop during the Iron Bowl.
And here's where I try to think of how LSU fans would top it all. I'm honestly frightened at what they'd do. There's no doubt it would evolve to letting live animals loose on the field, but I'm sure there would be more.
Oh, and Ole Miss fans would be the only ones in the SEC to be too drunk and pretentious to even care. They'd still sit on their hands and silently complain about Nutt calling a dive on 3rd and 12. Giggidy.
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Anything that contributes to the insanity of SEC football is good for College Football in general.
I shall speak to my fellow Bruins and try to arrange a yearly sacrifice of Traveller during half time festivities just to keep up with you crazy bastards.
The best thing you can do for your children is to love their mother. John Wooden
Two conditions:
First: Have the priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom yell “KALIMAAAAAA”, and rip its still-beating heart out
Second: This must happen immediately after:
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Jun 2, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh hello, title click
Seriously, what is that from?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jun 2, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Game of Thrones
That’s, like, not even the third most brutal thing to happen THAT EPISODE.
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Jun 2, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
this
first time I ever watched an episode, and it is correct, this is not the most brutal thing to happen in that episode.
Finally watched this week's episode!
And HOLY SHITSNACKS
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
only 3 left this season...
the shortness of this thing, followed by a year long way until season 2, is going to be excruciating.
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
Yep. The same applies for the Walking Dead
Making me wait until October? FFFFUUUUUU
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
whaa what????
NOOOOOOOOOOooooeeesssss
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 2, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
shitsnacks is right!
that one broad really gives that other one a hand…………..I thought I’d landed on skinimax or something
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
I was watching the episode with the window open when that scene came on
I usually have my speakers up fairly loud-ish, as I’m rather deaf. As that scene just kept going… and going… and going… I kept glancing at my window, half wondering if I should close it or not, and wondering if everyone thought I was enjoying some porn instead of watching GoT
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Was watching it in bed on the laptop with the wife next to me asleep
never been so glad for headphones.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 2, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha, you win
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
That Temple of Doom scene goes down at the Drill Field at LSU
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 2, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Auburn fans would bring in vuvuzelas
At the Auburn-LSU game this past season several Auburn fans had vuvuzelas so they’re already taking the necessary steps to make this a reality…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Government Compliance Man
I thought this
was Auburn’s noisemaker…
by TiderinMS on Jun 2, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
You don't have the picture of her
fucking the turkey?
new plan
everyone get a trumpet… wait no fuck that.. everyone gets a Clarinet 90+ thousand poorly played Clarinets. Awesome.
by jokastrength on Jun 2, 2011 1:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The problem with the clarinet is it's basically the Purdue of band instruments.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Jun 2, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Purdue band?
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 2, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
That drum is awesome. Haterz to the left.
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't understand
How do you make meth with a triangle?
by Ardbeg on Jun 2, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
carefully.
very, very carefully.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 2, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
No, no no.
You’ve got it all wrong. They make meth in Missouri and Indiana.
The Iowans DO the meth.
Brunettes not fighter jets
Indiana?
Ranch infused meth?
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Holophonors for everybody!
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 2, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
But I'm totally unprepared...
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 2, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Even worse: the recorder
Bane of my middle school times
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jun 2, 2011 1:43 PM EDT reply actions
THIS
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 2, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
They can all play "hot crossed buns"
I spent a lot of money on birds, booze and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.- George Best
by Solidcoug on Jun 2, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I FUCKING HATED PLAYING THAT STUPID SONG
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Middle-school recorder "Hot Crossed Buns" is the muzak of Hell
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jun 2, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
THE SCHOOL BAND WILL NOW MURDER 'O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL'
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 2, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You mean
Adeste Fideles?
/used to sing at church before converting to heathenism
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 3, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
THIS SONG HAS BEEN ARRANGED WITH NO PARTICULAR CARE.
Helmets WILL be worn during the performance….GO!!
/izzard’d
//seriously almost lost bladder control first time I saw Definite Article
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 3, 2011 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
May I recommend Glorious?
In the event that you haven’t seen it.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
Oh I ran out and got all the rest of them.
All the Izzard? ALL. THE. IZZARD.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Have you seen his more recent stuff?
I think Sexie was the latest tour? Godparents, wife and I saw him in Atlanta, that was a good show. Not Glorious level stuff, but what is?
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
My middle school musical teacher really did say fuck that noise
and taught us all guitar
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So is it true that if you hit one note just right on the recorder...
everyone who can hear will shit their pants?
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
You'd be safe
It’s impossible to hit any note on a recorder “just right”.
Grrrrr.
by DavidInOpelika on Jun 2, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
brown note
Needz moar synthesizerz
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Jun 2, 2011 3:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Brown Note?
Mythbusters say Myth Busted
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
Really?
that was an actual myth and not just a South Park episode?
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
One of the great South Park episodes
from one of the great seasons
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It may have started on South Park, but Jamie and Adam put it to the test....
Or well, Adam mostly. He was the one wearing the adult diaper.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
Besides that, the myth is that it's a very low frequency
and the recorder is all treble. You’re talking bottom register on a tuba low.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
If there were one . . .
. . . it would have happened at my house by now.
/ both kids have played recorder for eight years
// it’s actually a beautiful instrument once you get past the beginner stage
/// real wooden recorders are expensive, and my kids each own four or five (different sizes/pitches)
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Eh, South Carolina would still use that damn chicken call to let
the fans know its third down. Ever been to a South Carolina non-conference game? They hit that chicken call for everything. I mean everything. God dang thing is annoying, I’m glad the SEC finally started fining them for it. If only there was a way to stop them from doing it during the OOC games
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
by AParker on Jun 2, 2011 1:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Detroit Lions fans nod in approval
Converted third down? Lion roar
Kicked a 40 yard field goal? Lion roar
Drafted a DT? Lion roar
Fired Matt Millen? Lion roar
Hey, it can't happen ALL that often
It’s not like any of those things happen more than two or three times a season
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Kentucky fans want in on this action.
FIRST DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN KENNNNNNNNNNNNTUCKY!!!!!
[WILDCAT RAWR]
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Jun 2, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you ever go to a Clemson game when Outback Steakhouse was a big game-day sponsor?
That obnoxious tiger-growl followed by the flute part of the Outback jingle? About 50 times a game? Awful.
another reason to say...
Fuck Clemson?
Tottenham Hotspurs, Penn State, and Winthrop are the only things that made me cry in my adult life.
by Tottenham Makes Me Cry on Jun 2, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I play a musical instrument
Bourbon. Fuck you, it counts.
by BamaThrasher on Jun 2, 2011 1:44 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
I'm second chair Whiskey.
Chair test on Friday, bitches.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 2, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Also known as a Bourbon-shop Quartet.
Zing!
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 2, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
That got a chortle and get's you a rec.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
Yes, well.
Naturally, we here in the B1G have been engaging in the honorable tradition of what you rubes call “noise-makers” for millennia uncounted. Why, I still have my great-grandfather’s skeleton keys from his very first Michigan game! Of course, honorable gentlemen-scholars that we are, we would never use such instrumentalities to gain an unfair competitive advantage.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 2, 2011 1:45 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
ITS A KEY PLAY GOTTA SHAKE YER KEYS GET IT NOW PASS THE RANCH
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't see this before I posted below
So I’ll make this green
I would think 100,000 people simultaneously opening a bottle of Merlot
and/or Centrum Silver would make quite a noise.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 2, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I'll give you a rec, but you a B1G lyin' basterd....
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
If there's any SEC fanbase that is the spiritual brother of Australia, it's LSU.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Jun 2, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
...
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 2, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Rec!
That is full of win
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
First time I've ever laughed so hard that my secretary poked her head in the door to see what's going on
She didn’t get her. Well fuck her if she can’t take a joke.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
I WANT A SECRETARY
/listens to secretary nearby make personal calls literally all day
//changes mind
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
MOAR SOFT ROCK! MOAR!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 2, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
CONTEMPORARY HITS
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK THAT
/plays zeppelin pandora station
//everyone walks by, nods in approval, and keeps walking
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
OH BUT THATS TOO HARSH HOW CAN YOU LISTEN TO SUCH MUSIC?
/wasactuallyaskedthisatpreviousjob
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
GRAND KIDS ARE APPARENTLY BILLABLE
THIS IS NEW
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
NB
she will bring cookies to the office
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's not all it's cracked up to be
Though maybe if I had a secretary who did what I told her, I might feel differently. Sigh.
Sexual Harassment in the workplace is not a good thing...
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
Maybe next year the Ice Surface at Jobing.com should be frozen with the tears of Winnipeg. - TimmyHate of FiveForHowling to a troll after it was alleged Coyote fans do not know how to ice skate.
by AlabamaJammer on Jun 2, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
It's only harassment if she doesn't like it, right?
I’m kidding, before anyone calls the bar and/or Gloria Steinem. I meant things like “call this client” or “type this motion so we can reopen the case since you forgot to set up a file after he paid us.”
And the sportschan continued unabated
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I want a didgeridoo.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
BEES
EVERYONE BRINGS A SWARM OF BEES
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jun 2, 2011 1:52 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I love this so much
I want to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 2, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Got it covered.
Alabama would get pissed off at everyone else, so of course they would take donations to hire F-16s and B-1s to do fly overs non-stop during the Iron Bowl.
In which our F-16 pilots are all Auburn grads and they rig it so they only fly over when the Tide’s on offense.
My only argument is you're stupid.
I have a Battalion's worth of
155mm artillery ready to start “urban renewal” operations at Jordan-Hare, just give me the word.
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of liberty."
-Thomas Jefferson
by tc16cav on Jun 2, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LSU would have
SEAL Team Corndog emerging from the swamps, with a pack of miltary service nutria in tow.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jun 2, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Silly Bammer
Everyone knows nutria are for eatin’, not for fightin’.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
by DrBundy on Jun 2, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
True story...
I think it was the 1991 Alabama-Tennessee game in B’ham. An Air Guard unit in-state flew RF-4s and had done the pregame fly-over. They must have been getting their proficiency time in because they stayed in the air most of the game. During some crucial downs while UT was on offense late in the game, the Phantoms would buzz the stadium as the play clock ran down. At one point UT was forced to burn a time out due to the jet noise. Needless to say, the fans went more batshit than usual.
It was too much money
I was thinking 12 guage blanks filled with confetti and screamers
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jun 2, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
90,000 people with theremins and livestock
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Jun 2, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Cannons filled with Heismans and counterfeit money?
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jun 2, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
!!!!
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 2, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
a friend of mine who claims to love horror movies hadn't seen this one
come on man.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's the only movie
I’ve seen since being circa 10 years old that actually freaked me out.
by car.full.of.midgets on Jun 2, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
same
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
.
need to check out Sunshine, too. if you liked Event Horizon.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 2, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't think it was nearly as good.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
i liked it better than Pandorum
just putting it out there as a related film.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 2, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
one of my favorites
(obviously). i’m not normally a fan of horror movies, but space & futurisitic based movies get me everytime.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 2, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
When I want to get ascairt, I cue up Alien or Aliens.
Particularly the former. In my basement, my wife can definitely hear me scream.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Paranormal Activity has been the only movie to make me genuinely not want to go to sleep
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Willnotwatch.
I have no issues with blood/guts/gore, but shit like that, nope, noway, uh-uh.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 2, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
See, I'm totally the other way around.
No, no, no, I do NOT think gorenography is scary, I think it’s disgusting. Put down that razor, evil person from Saw/Hostel/Descent/TexasChainsawMassacre. You cannot cut your way to the answer to my question.
/may or may not apply to Sweeney Todd – still looking forward to that one.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Right. I hate watching those movies. because stupidity isn't worth 8.50
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Sweeney Todd is an enjoyable movie
Even for a musical, it’s an enjoyable movie.
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
That's how I feel
I hate gore-filled movies (The Descent is horrible, horrible, horrible), and while I’m not a huge fan of scary movies in general, I prefer the thrillers that actually rely on plot and movie-making rather than “Oh hey we’re making Saw 17431, how many more ways can we slash open someone’s chest?”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jun 2, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
This
Maybe it’s just that I’m just desensitized from too many violent video games but bloo and guts aren’t scary. Disgusting and disturbing? Yes. But not frightening in any sense of the word. Try harder plz horror directors.
This X 2.
My wife thinks I’m crazy for actually owning House of 1000 Corpses on DVD. But I could watch slasher flicks all night with the lights off and not be scared.
I was laughing out loud at My Bloody Valentine in 3-D because of the gory special effects.
But something like The Shining or The Strangers, or any combination of creepy little children/old house/backwoods trails scares the crap out of me.
THIS
Fire in the Sky scared the crap out of me. not gonna watch Paranormal Activity, or the 4th Kind. Ugh.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 2, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that alien probing stuff gave me nightmares for weeks...
Paranormal Activity was too Blair Witchish to me to be scary.
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
This man gets it.
I don’t like gore movies, but I don’t think they are SCARY. I think paranormal, supernatural, ghost, possession movies are intriguing and scary.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 2, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I think each "OH FUCK" scene in that movie was amplified due to seeing it in a theater
and a hundred screaming girls and shouting dudes.
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Excellent flick. Also stars Jürgen Prochnow, who I've loved in everything I've seen, from das Boot to the first version of Dune.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
The voices in Miles' head? This terrifies me more than a little.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
Speaking of flyovers
this gets you grounded.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Apropos of nothing:
Did you know that crying at trial can sometimes be grounds for a new trial?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 2, 2011 2:00 PM EDT reply actions
You have to cry really hard, though.
As in Colt Brennan in the Sugar Bowl crying.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 2, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
References to Colt Brennan's Sugar Bowl = Auto Rec
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 2, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
tears of unfathomable sadness
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Government Compliance Man
by Oscar Whiskey on Jun 2, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
There's no crying in law?
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 2, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I've had to resist the urge to smack a crying client
I want to give them the Vito Corleone “you can act like a man!” speech. Probably not professional.
Probably not professional but definitely necessary
A man should never cry or wear sandals in public.
Most people here (deep south) wear sandals 10 months/year
it’s hot down here brah!
Some people in southern Florida don’t even own pants!
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jun 2, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
flip flops in December?
flip flops in December.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 2, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
done it.
If snakes are out so are the flops.
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jun 2, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I wore flip-flops in December in Morgantown Wf'nV....
As long as there wasn’t snow on the ground.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
Hawaii says aloha
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 2, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Good call on the sandals
My feet are hobbit like enough, I do not need to see yours as well.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
"Your honor, I object
on the grounds that my client haz a sad."
by car.full.of.midgets on Jun 2, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
SUSTAINED!
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, who is crying?
the client or the attorney?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jun 2, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 2, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Harvey Updyke have a hearing today?
and I missed it?
by BamaThrasher on Jun 2, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Not when the prosecutor does it during an Oregon murder trial
Seen that bullshit firsthand.
/no, I wasn’t on the stand
//THIS time
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Only if the judge MDWM
Cuz, really, counselor mockery would be expected.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jun 2, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Planning on going to quite a few Pac-12 games, we see.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 2, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody needs to use Mother's rape horn
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Jun 2, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 2, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish I could find a picture of all the Bluth employees
blowing their whistles.
by President Camacho on Jun 2, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Auburn noisemakers
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Jun 2, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Notre Dame. Bagpipes.
Have a good afternoon.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 2, 2011 2:09 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd,
But now I’ll have Scotland the Brave blaring in my head the rest of the afternoon.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Jun 2, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn you
Now I can’t stop whistling it.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jun 2, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
And this is a problem how?
(quaffs Laphroaig)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Good point
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jun 2, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Aren't bagpipes Scottish, not Irish?
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 2, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes indeed.
My family is of Scots-Irish heritage. Scottish protestants transplanted to Ulster by James I and then came to America. My family is from Clan Keith.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jun 2, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
So...
Notre Dame and bagpipes… non sequitur?
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 2, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I had completely forgotten that this started as a "Notre Dame + Bagpipes" thing
Brain is a bit fried today, apparently.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jun 2, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Both.
Irish (or uilleann) pipes have a different, sweeter, sound. Fun trivia: The bagpipes used in the soundtrack to Braveheart were Irish.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Jun 2, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
And most of Braveheart
was fiction. Fitting, really, that the pipes were not Highland.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Yup.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Jun 2, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, the medieval historian at Auburn was always fond of pointing out
that the princess would have been about 6 years old (I think) around that time frame.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jun 2, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Good for you.
It’s an acceptable movie. Historically accurate? LOL NO SIR F U.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
You mean to tell me
that Mel Gibson didn’t beat all of the Redcoats singlehandedly, either?
FUCK YOU, HOLLYWOOD.
You must be talking about "The Patriot"
or as I call it, “Braveheart in America…300 years later”.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Except the Patriot sucks. A lot.
Braveheart is an enjoyable movie to watch.
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
True, but we're also talking about a school that has an "Irish Guard" who wear
Scottish kit and plaid tartans. Verisimilitude need not apply.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 2, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
And has a French name
I see your point.
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 2, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
so it's an ascendancy thing
also- Stewart Tartan is permissible for the Irish(which is what I think it is)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
YES WITH ONE ASSIGNED TO FOLLOW KIFFIN AROUND ALL DAY.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 2, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
ND
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
the Lax team follows a bagpiper in uniform onto the field
I feel like they should teach one of the DT’s and do the same thing with the football team
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
LSU would just go with those huge flares you see busted out after a Barca CL win
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Government Compliance Man
They don't do that as much as they do in, say, Italy
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
so I know some guys who played pro there, one who was a goalie at one of the big Istanbul teams
And they used to leave threatening voicemails on the answering machine. Even when they were winning. Turkey= LSU
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/Looks over at Tebow
/Smiles
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jun 2, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
WE LOVE YOU BUT DON'T LOSE AND WE HOPE THIS ENCOURAGES YOU
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They didn't call the Ali Sami Yen Stadium...
“Hell” for nothing.
I don't ride bulls, but I have fought some men.
by TheDutchWonder on Jun 2, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
PLEASE ACCEPT OUR GIFTS AND THREATS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Then that means...
Auburn = Colombia
Just tell me this guy isn’t the Pablo Escobar of the Plains.
by Atlantadomer on Jun 2, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That MLadic guy?
yeah, he would drop in at soccer matches
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
How many red luftbaloons
are in that picture?
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 2, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
ALL. THE. LUFTBALLOONS.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jun 2, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
but a bitch aint one
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 2, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
haaa
You just won.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jun 2, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
99
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Jun 2, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
RED BALLOON HIVE MIND
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, when I hit post and two 99s came up,
I thought I had double posted.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Jun 2, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
CONFESSION
I genuinely enjoy the Goldfinger cover of that song
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
???
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 2, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Nena was OK, but I liked this 99 better....
For those of you too young to know, this is Barbara Feldon, the original Agent 99 from the TV show Get Smart.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
99 was great, but lawdy, for supersexy superspies there is only
Emma Peel!
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 2, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
The appearance of Diana Rigg on The Avengers coincided with the onset of my puberty.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
I think it TRIGGERED mine.
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 2, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Some Georgia-based team should really get Dethklok playing constantly over the speakers.
Honestly, I’m surprised there hasn’t been an episode where a major university (cough Alabama cough) pays Dethklok $6.2 billion to rewrite their fight song in time for the major rivalry game, resulting in the instant death of everyone in the stadium via exploding head in the ensuing shockwave blast from the amps.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 2, 2011 2:13 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec for dethklock
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
/plays "Sandstorm"
/plays “Sandstorm”
/plays “Sandstorm” /plays “Sandstorm” /plays “Sandstorm” /plays “Sandstorm”
…
/plays “Sandstorm” thru vuvuzela
…
…
/plays “Sandstorm” /plays “Sandstorm” /plays “Sandstorm” /plays “Sandstorm” /plays “Sandstorm” /plays “Sandstorm” /plays “Sandstorm” /suspends Garcia /plays “Sandstorm” /plays “Sandstorm” /plays “Sandstorm” /plays “Sandstorm” /reinstates Garcia /plays “Sandstorm” /plays “Sandstorm” /plays “Sandstorm”
…
/plays “Sandstorm”
/claps out of rhythm to fight song
/“Sandstorm” is made new fight song
/plays “Sandstorm”
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 2, 2011 2:13 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
The South Florida edition
is this, but with those godawful hate whistles in place of vuvuzelas.
by car.full.of.midgets on Jun 2, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
dodododooooop
DAH dododododoooop
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jun 2, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not really.
/Ctrl+V
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 2, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
(Looks at Sakerlina's history)
/plays “Sandstorm”
//it’s somewhat effective
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Easy Analogy is Easy:
Sandstorm:Sakerlina::Zombie Nation:This B1G School
A: Penn State
B: Penn State
C: Penn State
D: Penn State
SAKERLINA used SANDSTORM!
CALENDAR used NOVEMBER!
It’s super effective!
SAKERLINA fainted!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jun 2, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
GARCIA used BEERS!
It’s somewhat effective!
SPURRIER used BENCHASS!
SAKERLINA fainted!
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Jun 2, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
I think giving everyone in the crowd a whistle would certainly make for a more interesting game.
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
they tried that in the ACC and guess what happened?
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
by Eddie Teach on Jun 2, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Hey!
Oh, and Ole Miss fans would be the only ones in the SEC to be too drunk and pretentious to even care. They’d still sit on their hands and silently complain about Nutt calling a dive on 3rd and 12. Giggidy.
We resemble that remark! Empty bourbon bottles hitting the opposing players’ helmets make plenty of noise, thankyouverymuch!
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
You resemble that remark?
Ole Miss everybody!
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jun 2, 2011 2:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Never heard of Groucho Marx?
LSU everybody!
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on Jun 2, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Referencing a comedian whose pinnacle of success occured before the civil rights movement?
Ole Miss everybody!
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jun 2, 2011 2:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hell, I think that includes Lenny Bruce?
How about “still during Prohibition”?
Monkey Business: 1931
Horse Feathers: 1932
Duck Soup: 1933
Prohibition ends: 1933
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 2, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, he's an Ole Miss fan,
you lost him at “civil rights movement”.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jun 2, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Oh, that is well done sir.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 2, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey! I was amused by this witty SEC banter, but now you've gone too far!
There is nothing wrong with Groucho Marx. Except that he went to Michigan.
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Screw You marx-brothers.org, I find another copy of Firesign Theater album cover
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jun 2, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If referencing the Marx Bros. is wrong
then I don’t want to be right.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
....
haven’t had the privilege of posting this before…!
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 2, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Animated emoticons?
The nerve of some people.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
It's whatever you can get away with, really
they haven’t been banned like, for example; artificial noisemakers. You’re right though, they shouldn’t be allowed on here. I stand corrected (shamed).
LSU could use washboard and spoons
but then I’ve never heard what a few thousand of them at once would sound like
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
Spoon can too easily be sharpened into a prison shiv
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Jun 2, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
All the zydeco?
Yes please, all the zydeco.
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
/Lisa Simpson blowing on a moonshine jug.jpg
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 2, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I need me some thinkin' music!
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
never, EVER, stop in the middle of a hoedown
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jun 2, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
a bad hailstorm
in a metal building.
/just a guess
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 2, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
No that is actually pretty soothing.
/slept like a baby during Andrew
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jun 2, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Heavy rain hitting the top of a barn can be a pretty awesome sound, I'll agree with you
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
My cousin from the country
built a small corrugated metal doghouse and set it up right outside of his bedroom window…so he could sleep better on rainy nights. Never mind that the dog slept inside, regardless of weather.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
rain, certainly.
but hail, or wind whipped rocks are loud as hell & not so soothing.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 2, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends if its is constant.
And keep in mind that I love the sound of accordions and washboards
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jun 2, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Just because its been awhile...
LOOK AT THE SINGLER. LOOK AT HIM!
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
Almost as bad as the spiders?
Almost as bad as the spiders.
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Only Singler has a national championship
The spiders are useless.
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
"What is that ghastly bloak?"
-Prince Philip
I don't ride bulls, but I have fought some men.
by TheDutchWonder on Jun 2, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LSU
There’s no doubt it would evolve to letting live animals loose on the field
At Tiger Stadium, no living animal makes it past 10am on game day.
/rattlesnake etouffe
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jun 2, 2011 2:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
A pox on thundersticks
They were a U of Idaho mainstay during my time there. To say the least, it did not make the football any more palatable.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Jeeves, blow that ridiculous New Years contraption louder.
Then go take the horn off the Pierce-Arrow.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 2, 2011 2:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Finally out of meeting.
Finally eating lunch.
Another meeting is going on.
I don’t know where.
I am not going.
I do not care.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
Re: Offices
Why do all persons over the age of 55 communicate only by screaming at each other via speakerphone?
Discuss.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 2, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY WE HAVE YOU ON SPEAKER PHONE CAN YOU HEAR ME?
WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
//louder
HOW ABOUT NOW?
//ear piercing loud
I THINK I CAN HEAR YOU NOW OKAY?
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
No. I'm TYPING REALLY LOUDLY
And not muting my phone, so no one can hear you either.
'Cause we grew up with stuff like this on TV
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 2, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohio State needs an instrument that can properly attest to the glorification of their collective massive ego....
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 2, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
This is shockingly...accurate.
/trumpet player
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Jun 2, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Thirded.
Trombonist. Brasshole, but of a different type.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Trombone, the most noble and shady of the low brass
which is itself a dubious and debatable section.
VALVES ARE FOR THE WEAK.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Not to mention the perfect instrument.
From the original sackbut, the basic design of the trombone has never changed. You can buy a beginner trombone that is essentially exactly the same as the ones for which Bach et al wrote several hundred years ago.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
My wife played Trombone in HS
I shall now call her “noble and shady low brass” the rest of the day.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 2, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Call her a "classy brassy lassy"
Both your clothes will fly off.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 2, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Former trumpet player
/First chair all through middle school band
//do not miss it at all
///also do not walk through the brass section after concerts/pep rallies in the gym
////spit valves are disgusting
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 3, 2011 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Trumpet players shake hands by saying "I'm better than you".
French horn players, on the other hand, just jam their hand up your ass.
by lhb98 on Jun 2, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Homer approved!
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jun 2, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This reminds me of the last scene of Dr. Strangelove
“We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when…” as the world burns.
Think happy thoughts.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 2, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it sounded Dr Seuss-ish to me
but yours works better.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 2, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
This reads like the first page
Of some bizarre workplace Dr. Suess book.
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 2, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
hive'd
again
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 2, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
The fingahs
they need maor speedz
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jun 2, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Where's the damned report?
The boss was heard to snort.
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 2, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the less-popular follow-up to "Oh, The Places You'll Go!"
entitled, “Shit, How’d I Get Here?”
by car.full.of.midgets on Jun 2, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Nope schedule meetings are worse than that.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 2, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought that degree of awful necessitated UN involvement, no?
by car.full.of.midgets on Jun 2, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
No. That may have at least been entertaining with the different languages
This 7 residential buildings, all essentially the same. WTF is 3 hours for?
Oh well, at least I’m not in the meeting with the crazy owner.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 2, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
This is why I thank Jeebus daily
That my current position involves minimal client contact and no true managerial responsibilities.
by car.full.of.midgets on Jun 2, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't mind either.
But I don’t like sitting in meetings that I don’t have to be in either.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 2, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm of the opinion that some people schedule meetings
just to get out of their own office for a change.
Personal favorite: Inefficiently managed and inconveniently scheduled meetings about ways to work more efficiently to reduce overtime billing.
by car.full.of.midgets on Jun 2, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
We don't have those.
But since the new architect (4th one, and technically from the firm who did the first proposal to the banks) came on board, we have meetings twice a week with him. Plus a meeting on Mondays and Fridays for our internal groups. Then every other week, I have a schedule meeting. If this hadn’t been a holiday week, I would have had a meeting that was at least 2 hours long EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.
fml.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 2, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
If I knew you IRL, I'd be mailing you a gift edition of one of these right now:
I imagine, like most of you, I’m far more happy wasting my time with all y’all.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jun 2, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's what I usually do on Thursdays.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 2, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
None of us is as dumb as all of us.
Over the years, I’ve been nominated to be on several committees at work. I’ve turned all such invitations down for just this reason.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
What are meetings?
/works in a department of one
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Jun 3, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Could be worse
Communication has gotten so shitty around the firm that I asked for a meeting yesterday
#thatsbad
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jun 2, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy Hell!
I wouldn’t last very long in that kind of place. I only have 1 to 3 meetings each week, and none that are supposed drag on that long.
by car.full.of.midgets on Jun 2, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh hey!
We must work at the same office. That’s an incredibly eerie description of the next three weeks of my work life (save the internal Friday-Monday meetings, which are constant).
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 2, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Blech.
Design review season at work (3-4 weeks before we send a chip off to the foundry) is like that. Not fun, but necessary in short bursts (and we make sure never to schedule two on the same day). Otherwise it’s 1-2 one-hour project meetings a week.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Private practice would be great . . .
. . . if it weren’t for the clients.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jun 2, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Being a pastor would be great...
…if it weren’t for the sinners.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jun 2, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Seems very accurate
But I still imagine there would be some jaw-harps and wardrobe malfunctions involved somewhere. Or combination therof.
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jun 2, 2011 3:03 PM EDT reply actions
I (who doesnt know that much about computers) just somehow saved one of the office's new Lenovos from the blue screen of death...
/Beers for everybody, tab’s on me.
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
This would be GT's for sure.
Although they might go with the Doctor Who theme.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The one time I actually enjoyed some of the youtube comments
“Musical Tesla Coils. Because fuck you, Edison. Fuck you forever.”
by wahoocrew on Jun 3, 2011 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Games like this remind me why I hate baseball.
Up 7-0 on the Mets? Nah, we can blow that game. Fucking Pirates.
lololololol
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 2, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
CAN'T... STOP... WATCHING
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on Jun 2, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd
I love the casual happiness of pursuers and pursuees. It’s like watching Pepe Le Pew chase a fair mademoiselle.
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on Jun 2, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know what, how, or why this exists
But you get a rec nonetheless
Pound, Green! Pound!
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 2, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
YAY!
AUBURN OHIO STATE VICTORY BEASTS!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 2, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Auburn has been spawning children everywhere...
Clemson, aka Auburn with a Lake. And now Ohio St, aka Auburn with Yankees.
http://sportsandgrits.blogspot.com/
by Mr. Sanchez on Jun 2, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I need to give up sports, it does nothing but make me angry.
I may spend a few months living in the mountains knitting and searching for enlightenment.
Another reason to come to Vegas!
The only reason anyone gives a shit about sports here is to bet on them.
EDSBS love connection: This has "charged with mayhem and felony boat theft" written all over it. -Joey C.
by little red corvette on Jun 3, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
This somehow reminds me.
I saw a guy with a referee shirt and a fuzzy top hat riding a bicycle down the interstate this morning.
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jun 2, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't have to imagine - that's what it sounds like by the end of the 3rd fucking quarter.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Mother of God.
It’s bad enough listening to them play those fucking four measures over and over all game long on actual musical instruments.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Voo-vu-ZUE-LA, VOO-VU-zue-la, voo-vu-zue-LA, voo-vu-ZUE-LA
/loads up hamster dance to get it out of my head
by Albino Tornado on Jun 3, 2011 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Imagine if there were playoffs with two games at one site...
… and Oklahoma, FSU, and Tennessee were all at one site. The combination of Boomer Sooner, the Warchant, and Rocky Top, all going at once. /shudder
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
One of those is at least an actual song that's longer than four measures.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Add in USC
playing “This is the Only Song We Know…”
by Feast of Maximum Occupancy on Jun 3, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to the Big Ten
so the Sooners can continue annoying the rest of the conference with That Damned Song all they like.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 3, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Congrats, Y'all
This very comment thread got referenced tonight on the Solid Verbal. Say hi to Dan and Ty!
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
Hey, we use Vuvuzuelas at our games...
…but in San Jose they’re known as “beer bongs.”
"You take one step out that door and somebody’s gonna get fucked real bad" ... Elfboy
We used to have Thunder Stix at WSU
Then that pussy Pete Carrol petitioned the Pac 10 to get rid of noise makers after losing in Pullman in Double OT. Only on the West Coast would a conference defer to politeness as being paramount over awesomeness.
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