TERRELLE PRYOR TO TAKE HIS TALENTS TO OHIO STATE
by Spencer Hall on Jun 14, 2011 3:17 PM EDT
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COLUMBUS, OH (AP) After signing with agent Drew Rosenhaus, Terrelle Pryor ended speculation on his future today.
"I know y'all been waiting, but I've decided," the former Ohio State quarterback said pulling an Ohio State cap from underneath a table and placing it on his head. "I'm going to sign with THE Ohio State University and bring back the Big Ten title to C-bus, y'all."
Pryor appeared relieved as agent Rosenhaus described the lucrative terms of Pryor's contract with reporters. Pryor will sign a one-year deal with the Buckeyes with a guaranteed salary of just $23,000 in total cash value. The real value in the contract will come from a series of incentives and marketing deals valued at anywhere from $0-$40,000.
One anonymous Columbus business expert explained the deal to EDSBS.
"See, he'll sign stuff, and then people will buy it online. It's an open market. Some people will pay up to $500 for something with his signature, you know? Some people need to be shot in the fucking head so I can take their money and do something less stupid with it like eating it whole or burning or some shit besides giving it to Terrelle Pryor."
In addition to the memorabilia sideline, Pryor will receive a number of other extra benefits, including but not limited to free tattoos, his choice of loaner cars from a local car dealership, free rounds of golf, and free food and beverage at select local establishments. Experts tag the entire package as somewhere around a total benefit of $100,000.
"I'm just happy to pursue my football dreams in a familiar place. Go Bucks!"
When asked if Pryor's contract with Ohio State was finalized, or even really possible under the rules of NCAA amateurism, Rosenhaus smiled as he addressed the media.
"I'm on drugs. No comment! Thank you!"
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Not one...not two...not three...not four...not five...not six...seven years of probation
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 14, 2011 3:19 PM EDT reply actions 20 recs
Revised...
Not one…not two…not three… not four…not five…not six…not seven…. eight 350Zs
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 14, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
I need a cigarette after reading that.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Jun 14, 2011 3:23 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Been a good month for you
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
It really, really has.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Isn't this fun?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
opens phil steele again hoping for misprint
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Your future has been determined Terrelle ...
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jun 14, 2011 3:23 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
And let me welcome back and old friend as your new coach
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 14, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
NO. YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
They could buy the money shredding alarm clock instead of giving money to TP!
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jun 14, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
CORRECTION
The article referenced Mr. Pryor’s commitment to “THE Ohio State University.” Mr. Pryor actually announced his commitment to “THE University of Ohio State”. The Author regrets nothing.
by lhb98 on Jun 14, 2011 3:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
THREADJACK
PSU and Pitt are going to renew their series in 2016-2017! LETTIN THE HATE FLOW!
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
over/under on JoePa still being the coach?
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 14, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
By then, Joe Pa will have named himself his own head coach in waiting.
by Ardbeg on Jun 14, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
And reveal his true name
Daneel Olivaw
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 14, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
holy shitsnacks
that’s a rec rec reccity rec.
/elijah baileyed
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jun 14, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
FTFY
JoePA will coach against his own great great great great great great grandchildren.
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jun 14, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
While I strongly support this
won’t somebody please think of Temple!?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Pshhh Temple will be fine.
PSU will keep trading 3-1 series with The Fightin Dive Owls.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Drew Rosenhaus?...
More like Drew Rosencar
YEAAAAHHHHHH
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 14, 2011 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
all in the game
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Jun 14, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I think each time this photoshop gets re-posted they need to be in a different car.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jun 14, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
who are you?
Frida’s boss.
And who’s Frida?
My secretary.
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
what kind of name is Poon, anyway?
"the most important thing isn't the details. it's the magical atmosphere." Fat Charlie
by thetennesseethumper on Jun 14, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Comanche Indian.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Will Terrelle be able to take fourth-quarters off as well?
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 14, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Per Tresselball statute, however, he will not be allowed to pass the ball.
Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.
Panthers will pick up Pryor.
Cam, Pryor, and Claussen all on field at once.
.
TELL ME YOU WOULDN’T WATCH THIS.
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 14, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Wouldn't that make Tony Pike the best NFL QB on the Panthers?
by GoBlueYork on Jun 14, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Dont forget about Ben St. Pierre
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 14, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And the immortal Keith "Null and Void"
by GoBlueYork on Jun 14, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If Brunell isnt busy, we might like to take him off your hands...
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
Don't they still have Armanti Edwards?
He beat Michigan.
"People ask what it's like to be a black coach. I've never been any other kind." - Ron Prince
by ASManess on Jun 15, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I wouldn't watch it
because my eyes would melt.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 14, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Only if they also traded for T.O. from the Bengals.
Only so much fail can be failed from within before external sources of fail are required to guard continuous flow of fail against failure.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
This story seems familiar...
http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/ohio-state-hires-jim-tressel-as-head-football-coac,20708/
Everything in moderation, especially moderation.
by BagOWine on Jun 14, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
This entire post was just an excuse to write the final line.
Any and all similarities are purely coincidental.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Jun 14, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You just remember that on the off chance I publish my book and you read it
and therein you find that one of the nobles named their castle “Spencer Hall”.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
There's a Spencer Hall at carolina
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
For helping me to keep things almost in the realm of "names are purely coincidental"...
…you get an acknowledgment.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
the real carolina
in North carolina
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 14, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 14, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The only notable things that have come from south carolina
were a governor that “hiked the Appalachin trail” and a man caught fucking the same horse twice.
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
Indeed there is.
I’m living there next year. I didn’t really put two and two together until a month or so ago.
/coolstarrybra.jpg
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Jun 16, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Frankly, considering the writing style, I'm surprised EDSBS and The Onion don't mesh up more often.
I felt something impossible for me to explain in words. Then, when they took her away, it hit me. I got scared all over again and began to feel giddy. Then it came to me... I was a father. ~ Nat King Cole
I prefer Orson Swindle's writing to Mr. Hall's myself
Samuel Clemens agrees
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
by Old South on Jun 14, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
HOW FUCKING FASCINATING
IDEAS ARE ALWAYS UNIQUE AND ANY SIMILARITIES ARE OBVIOUSLY PLAGIARISM.
That also must mean that Onion author reads these comments and ripped me off, too. He just waited 3 weeks so I wouldn’t get suspicious. My new sig will just have to be ALL IDEAS ORIGINAL MUST CREDIT HISS & CLANG LLC
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Jun 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Does someone need a cease and desist letter?
Do I get to sue someone?
/purr
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
...I'm just going to stay away from this thread
lest the RAEG asplode my heart.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Give in to you anger.
Let the hate flow through you.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Pick up your weapon.
Strike Fearless Leader down in all of your hatred, and your journey to the ESPN Commentariat will be complete.
by lhb98 on Jun 14, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Fine.
RREEEEEEHHHH GOD DAMMIT NCAA JUST HAND DOWN THE PUNISHMENT ALREADY I DON’T EVEN CARE ANYMORE IT’S LIKE MY FANDOM IS OFF MY PROZAC, SO GO AHEAD AND BUTTFUCK THE SAD BOY I DON’T EVEN CARE ANYMORE I’M MOVING THE FUCK ON I’M SICK OF SEEING TYRELL’S STUPID CARS AND HIS STUPID EARS AND HIS STUPID, STUPID SPEAKING VOICE JUST GO AWAY TO THE CFL OR JACKSONVILLE OR SOME SIMILAR KIND OF HELL, YEAH YOU AND THE REST OF THE OSU COMPLIANCE DEPARTMENT WHO PUT US IN THIS SITUATION AND THE NCAA CAN GO FUCK ITSELF WITH A RUSTY CHAINSAW TOO, MOVING AT THE SPEED OF A CONCUSSED FUCKING SLOTH YEAH KEEP DIGGING GUYS IT’S A MEDIA FEEDING FRENZY HAVE FUN I’M JUST GONNA GO HANG OUT OVER HERE IN THE CORNER AND SHRUG AND TAKE HEROIN TO MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Jun 14, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 28 recs
Just don't do the meth.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Look at it this way
if the punishment is light enough we can just hire Tressel back.
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jun 14, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Goooooooood, goooooood!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm a bit disappointed nobody caught the Patton Oswalt reference.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Oh I got the "buttfuck the sad boy" part, and you got rec'd accordingly.
Didn’t realize I was the one that was supposed to point these things out. Jim Tressel heard that Oswalt bit last Ap- you know what, nevermind.
It’s much easier to picture one’s foes as evil and inhuman if you’ve never shared a pint glass full of bourbon, although this doesn’t apply to people from UofA because this premise assumes they’re people.
this kind of RAEG...
is like my entire fandom post the 2006 1 v. 2 game. I feel you broski, i feel you. We may be mortal enemies but that does not mean I can’t be compassionate.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jun 14, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd for this
. . . THE CFL OR JACKSONVILLE OR SOME SIMILAR KIND OF HELL
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jun 14, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
where most of Ohio has already gone?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 14, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
IF OSU just confesses
their treason, will they be allowed to take the black?
/nedstark’d
by Great Carroll's Ghost on Jun 14, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Oh, I'd LOVE for them to get the same penalty...
NCAA = Joffrey, indeed.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
About as competent...
and petulant as Joffrey, at any rate.
/says the USC alum
/who grew up in Columbus
by Great Carroll's Ghost on Jun 14, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
oh skycake...
why are you soo delicious?
"the most important thing isn't the details. it's the magical atmosphere." Fat Charlie
by thetennesseethumper on Jun 14, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It all makes sense now...
I thought the AFC North standings looked odd:
An Equal Opportunity Offender
by LSUfreek on Jun 14, 2011 3:47 PM EDT reply actions 23 recs
OBVIOUSLY SHOPPED.
As if the Bengals could pick up four whole wins in that division.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
The division sweep in '09
was probably my favorite WTF WHERE DID THAT COME FROM moments in sports. Along with the Reds last year.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Browns Redacted
Fuck. We’ve already lived through that once.
And I’ve been saying for years that OSU is a better pro franchise than the Bengals.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
HEY
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jun 14, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ADVICE NEEDED
TCU isn’t a blip on my radar screen when it comes to football.
My proposal: " A blip? Come on, Notre Dame isn’t THAT far out from being back in a BCS bowl"
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 14, 2011 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Insinuate that you are "above" them...and thus above their radar
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
OOh I like it
Or better yet.
“Yeah, I understand. In the past when you’ve set unreasonable expectations and failed to achieve them, it’s hurt. Good idea to start lower than a BCS bowl and undefeated season, and work your way up.”
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh that's gold
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 14, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a Domer, I know what really hurts.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
How about at the end
“Maybe rather than moving up, y’all can just sit tight and wait for us to drop down.”
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 14, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nah, that's way too obvious trolling
Even my statement is borderline.
You have to be more sympathetic. Though a “I think this time y’all have the right coach to get you back to national prominence” would be sublime.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NEEDS MOAR SPREAD OFFENSE
I felt something impossible for me to explain in words. Then, when they took her away, it hit me. I got scared all over again and began to feel giddy. Then it came to me... I was a father. ~ Nat King Cole
by stempke on Jun 14, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Suggest Ron Prince....
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 14, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
LET IT BEGIN
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 14, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Like ovaltine?
THATS GOLD JERRY…GOLD
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 14, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Truffle Shuffle....
Tell them that the jerk store called…
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 14, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Focus of Attention
That’s because ND radar operators have entire screens consumed with this image…
Ground Attack Formation
by Phocion on Jun 14, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, but
they really were not as fun as I expected them to be.
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 14, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate everything.
Although, I did just buy my new Braxton Miller jersey on eBay!
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
-Arthur and Doug, bantering about the Heffernan's vacation plans
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
-Arthur and Doug, bantering about the Heffernan's vacation plans
by Jon Ross on Jun 14, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
Come on, look on the bright side.
Now you can hang out with all your favorite Notre Dame fans in .500-ish purgatory!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget us!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do you think we built the express lane?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
for michigan plates to go thirty under the limit in?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hey, I know how to drive in Chicago.
/goes 60 in 45
//gets passed by a cop
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea, living in Michigan is fun, I can drive 80 and not be stoped at all, as soon as I enter Ohio it's back to 72.
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
-Arthur and Doug, bantering about the Heffernan's vacation plans
Tulsa: champions of Ohio
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 14, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just curious..
If Notre Dame fans are in .500-ish purgatory, where are Duke fans?
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
Watching the lacrosse game
Fucking Maryland
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 14, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did anyone see the new OSU coach on Sportscenter today?
He said he wanted to lead the country in 3 things: effort, toughness, and turnovers.
Unfortunately, the first 2 aren’t readily measurable, and evidence suggests that the last statistic is largely a function of luck (with the notable exception of INTs in the NFL, and even that’s not a strong coefficient).
Not off to a good start.
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Allow me to translate
No need to worry Ohio State fans, Tresselball will remain.
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jun 14, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Further translation....
“We’re gonna suck, but we will chop block like nobody’s business.”
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
by Spartan D on Jun 14, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, this won't end well for him.
#RonP4OSU2012
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, if it's not Urban Meyer I'll be surprised
no matter what non-denial denials we get via Twitter. But if it’s not, who’s a serious consideration?
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
NO GOD DAMMIT YOU ALL LEAVE HIM ALONE.
HE’S STAYING RIGHT THERE.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This guy's available
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Well done.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Jun 14, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I WILL STAB YOU IN THE THROAT
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jun 14, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
RESTED AND READY
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 14, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If a dog's gunna bite, it'll bite as a pup
COOPER, YOU ASS BAG, YOU ALREADY WRECKED MY CHILDHOOD FOOTBALL, LEAVE ME MY LATE 20S!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jun 14, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Show the jury on the teddy bear where Coach Cooper hurt you
by lhb98 on Jun 14, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Where on the teddy bear is the "rivalry" and "bowl game" spot?
I don’t care if you put up 72 points on RICE, when you throw up a 5-18-1 against Michigan and in bowls.
Although, beating up on ND in the mid-90s was pretty fun
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jun 14, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, thank you for curing me of any desire to drink rum.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
The atmosphere at the game in Columbus was PHENOMENAL, even though I was only 10 and 11 at the time
My mom and aunt grew up in South Bend, my aunt is still a huge ND fan.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jun 14, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The tOSU 95 game was a bad bad day for me.
Met SMC girl? Yep
Drank heavily with no food? Yep
Have SMC girlfriend by 3rd quarter? Yep
Lose miserably, creating desire to angry drink? Yep
Drink 3/4 of bottle of 151? Yep
Wake up hours later in a friends room, covered in your own vomit, to the sounds of a DeNiro movie, only to be berated for puking on his baseball glove and told you had to be tackled and dragged away from SMC girl as you were calling out her name and telling her you loved her? Yep
Get same girl to go to dance with you 2 weeks later? Yep
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That sounds remarkably similar to my reaction to the 2003 OSU-Wisconsin game
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I forgot the ripped contact lens
but that was the last time I ever wore contacts.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Rockin' the Birth Control Glasses?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Nope
had eye surgery in 2008. Glad I did it, would never go back, but my night vision sucks really badly most of the time. Get really bad halos, occaisionally makes driving a problem.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been looking into that.
But my eyes haven’t settled down quite enough for the doctors to tell me if I can actually get the surgery. My eyesight is TERRIBLE- my contacts are -7.25 and -7.75.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Lasik I don't think would be a problem.
I got PRK, which is recommended for the military. Less chance of random bumping (like, you know, a concussion from an IED or something) causing the flap to release and your vision to revert or something. Hurt like…well, let’s just say it was much worse than yesterday’s surgery.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'd get the Lasik if and when I'm able...
My mom got it done and loves it.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
You make that joke, but the Army has vision correction regulations...
When I was going to go to West Point, I would’ve had to wear glasses similar to these:
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I've got several pair
because they give them to me for free (or did, when I needed them). Never worn the regular ones, but the sunglass versions were pretty sweet.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK. NO.
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
-Arthur and Doug, bantering about the Heffernan's vacation plans
Would you say he wants to...
WIN FIGHT TRY
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
/hears beginning of Baby I'm Burnin
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
by CoastalCowbell on Jun 14, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
"I can lead the league in turnovers!"
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
-Arthur and Doug, bantering about the Heffernan's vacation plans
by Jon Ross on Jun 14, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
NICE FORM BRO THE SKY IS THE LIMIT WITH THAT TECHNIQUE
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
by Old South on Jun 14, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
We can do it
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Jun 14, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Don't worry, we don't have to noodle him out
til August…
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jun 14, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't even say I know that much about mechanics, but from what I do know
that don’t look to good
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It wasn't so good.
Except that one time against Georgia, and then it looked like the second coming of Drew Brees. Good times.
DON'T OPEN UP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SHOULDERS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So, apparently, the new vet in town thinks he can help Bartleby with chiropractic treatment
I’m skeptical how he’s going to get a big ass Rott to lay still long enough to “realign” his hips, but it’s worth a shot.
PS… don’t tell him my brother in law (sister’s husband) is a chiropractor and is coming with to watch how this is done. If it works, I won’t be paying for it next time.
I felt something impossible for me to explain in words. Then, when they took her away, it hit me. I got scared all over again and began to feel giddy. Then it came to me... I was a father. ~ Nat King Cole
Rec'd for giving purpose to my lit minor
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
My dad is a chiropractor.
He once adjusted a cat for a friend. I was very young and I don’t recall the symptoms but they were cured.
It’s much easier to picture one’s foes as evil and inhuman if you’ve never shared a pint glass full of bourbon, although this doesn’t apply to people from UofA because this premise assumes they’re people.
My mom's German Shepherd had a similar problem
The puppy was born with some kind of neck/spine issue and always ran around with its head cocked to the side at about a 60 degree angle. My parents were afraid they were going to have to get her put down but took her to a doggy acupuncturist/chiropractor who stuck some needles in her neck to make her relax then did some magic and the dog has been fine ever since.
UPDATE
Idiot Cubs fan on train. Wearing dolce sunglasses, has absurd tats, including the iron cross, star shaped fake diamond earrings in both ears, gaudy rosary worn as a necklace and an “NL Central Champions” t-shirt. HAAAAAAATE
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jun 14, 2011 4:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
As a Cubs fan, I fully support your hatred of this individual.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
FTFY
As a Cubs fan human, I fully support your hatred of this individual
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
"Iron Cross"?
I hate Illinois Nazis.
2004 BCS National Champion Purdue Boilermakers
by purwho on Jun 14, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
Not even a nazi
Just a generic dipshit who thinks its cool because they put it on chopped bikes
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jun 14, 2011 4:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
okey dokey, Dr. Jones!
"the most important thing isn't the details. it's the magical atmosphere." Fat Charlie
by thetennesseethumper on Jun 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wearing a division champion T-shirt ranks high on "bitch mentality" behaviors.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
What's wrong with that?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Jun 14, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love never having to take the Red Line in the summer.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
as we speak, im looking at a place off sheridan
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jun 14, 2011 4:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
But where on Sheridan?
Important coordinates are important.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
right off the red, on dakin
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by emc503 on Jun 14, 2011 4:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
wakine?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I wouldn't recommend going much farther north than that.
Uptown is…unique.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
yup, its pretty much my northern limit, for a lot of reasons
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jun 14, 2011 4:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
like dangerous or hipster or revolution road type nihilist suburbia unique?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
gonna get it. large one bedroom with a balcony
For less than a grand? YAIS.
All the balcony grilling? YAIS
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by emc503 on Jun 14, 2011 4:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Si, senor.
Fuck yo bedroom size. I want to grill.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a friend whose patio is bigger than her apartment
hoorays new york
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
SRSLY
But yeah, this apartment checks all my boxes and will give me a ten month lease. Plus the agent was HELLA cute
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by emc503 on Jun 14, 2011 5:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I should hope so.
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by emc503 on Jun 14, 2011 5:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Just got my place in Savannah!
First floor, has yard I can use- damn skippy I’ll be using my grill and smoker all the time.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
And CHEAP
Less than $800 a month, two bedrooms, and it’s in an old mansion- so there are only 4 apartments in the building.
I did a happy dance that rivaled OSU winning the Sugar Bowl when I got the place.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
That's pretty good
That’s like, Buffalo cheap. I’m looking at 3 bedrooms right now in the 900ish range. Yay rust!
LOL
Living in Chicago alone equals ALL THE RENT MONEY
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by emc503 on Jun 14, 2011 5:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
NYC, DC and SF would like a word with you
Hey what a cute little brownstone, exposed brick you say? Charming, indeed. Why of course, we can deliver our first born to you by, say, 11:00 a.m.? Two kidneys is definitely redundant.
by chizwhiz on Jun 14, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A challenger appears
毎日は土曜日であるべき
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U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
LULZ
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh, you want to play internationally, huh??
BOOM M’FER
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm calling the fight.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I THINK you win
but Geneva and London are up there.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
My rent allowance as a captain in 2004-05 for downtown Tokyo
was $7000 a month. Between that and my cost of living allowance, we figured out that I was probably the highest paid captain in the Army in terms of what went into my bank account (even though I just had to turn it over to the landlord, didn’t get to keep it) since most people like that were Majors and above.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a friend who stayed five weeks in Tokyo...
…helping open the first Apple Store there. His hotel bill alone was north of $20,000. Which caused no end of trouble when finance didn’t want to eat his corporate-card bill at the end of the month…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Well, $571 per night does seem a bit high, even for Tokyo
though that’s because I know what options are out there. If they just put him in the Hilton because they recognized the name, then that will set you back. But $571 a night, even in Tokyo, should get you a NICE hotel room.
Fun military math: Last November I went from Camp Zama to Tokyo for a two-day conference, one night stay because we had a dinner and stuff. My boss dragged me along, not that I complained. I made $250 or so in travel money, for basically going from the suburb into the city, on top of my hotel bill, etc.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
the four seasons starts around there
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yes, but if you're going somewhere on a company budget
then the Four Seasons isn’t usually it. Unless, you know, you own the company.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
We stayed in the Drake in SF on another company's dime dime
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Nice. Unfortunately, not possible with the government
We stayed in the Shinagawa Prince Sakura in Tokyo, was very very nice for $350 a night. A “normal”, non-cubicle at a generic Japanese hotel in Tokyo would probably be around $200 or so, with basic rooms in the $150 range.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, Apple doesn't usually scrimp on hotels
Of course, they don’t do very many trade shows anymore, so having one event and putting it in SF saves them a ton of cash…
When my wife’s current company was acquired by Cisco, the management decided “we need to blow through all our cash before just forking it over to Chambers” – so they bought everyone a top-of-the-line iPod, bused everyone to Half Moon Bay, had a huge dinner and put them up overnight at the Ritz-Carlton. You want to waste money? No government on Earth is a patch on Silicon Valley. ;]
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Also ridiculously expensive, but for no damn reason
Where the cops are all crooked, the hookers are all surly, and the dogs are smart enough to take the subway
/Lakewobegone’d
Moscow
WHY YOU SO EXPENSIVE?!?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No, seriously...why??
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Protection money for Putin.
All must pay
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jun 14, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're at Zama? Where at?
I’ve been to Schofield a few times, but don’t know much about units there other than 500th MI BDE. Without knowing anything else about your situation, I’d fly in, stay a night in Honolulu, then make your way up there. It’s not far, in the sense that nothing is “far” on Oahu, but it does take a little while to get there and after the flight you may just want to sleep first.
I’m at UH for grad work, so I have all the benefits of being in the military without any of the actual “military” right now. But Schofield seems nice enough—very very close to the North Shore. Not sure about places to live—married? Kids? Lots of people seem to live in Mililani, but I have no idea if it’s any good or not. Most of my friends here work at USARPAC, and I stay towards Shafter/Pearl/Hickam because they’re close to me.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
no...
Schofield (now) TO Zama.
So… I’m going to be an overpaid captain (hopefully). Been in HI for 4 years now (except that one of those years was in Iraq).
Actually I bought a place in HI Kai thought I was going to get extended at FT Shafter. Didn’t happen. Looking for renters nao.
Its a great place, right on the marina…
Ah, okay--had it backwards. Blame it on the drugs.
I was in downtown Tokyo, working at Hardy Barracks, so hence why my housing allowance was so big. For Zama it’s not nearly that, I think about $2500, and what you can get for that is not great. But you’ll likely be on post, as there’s plenty of on-post housing, either there on Zama or at Sagamihara Housing Area. Do NOT—I say again—DO NOT let them put you at Sagami Depot, unless you work in 35th Trans and so work over there.
If you don’t have pets, the towers weren’t bad at all. My wife was in one while I was in AF—she may have a different opinion of being on the 7th floor, but the actual apartment itself was decently nice. We preferred living off-post, but we both speak Japanese. If you do, then I suggest off-post, but you may have to get permission.
Any idea where you’ll work? I was at Hardy Barracks for a little over a year, then to Zama to work in G2, then took command in 441st MI (part of 500th), then went to Kumamoto to be a liaison with the GSDF for 2 years, then wife moved back to Zama and I went to AF. Spent 4 more months puttering around at Zama before moving here. Great place—best kept secret in the Army, as far as I’m concerned. But understand that it’s not a “Type A” kind of place—lots of people who stay there because it’s more relaxed and they aren’t exactly go-getters. Frustrating at times.
If we were staying longer, I’d be interested in Hawaii Kai, for sure. Nice area. However, I’m wheels up in 12 months to DC (hopefully), so…
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
just got back from iraq
So I’m done with being “type a” for a while. So that would actually be awesome.
My job will be at the HQ of I Corps (Forward) at Camp Zama. Its a good job, and actually looks good on the ol’resume (jag-weenie here). After three years with 25th ID, I’m ready for a break.
Thanks for the advice about Sagami Depot. Now… we have two pets (I know, that should be fun) so hopefully we can get them in without extreme trouble since Hawaii is a designated “rabies free country” according to Japanese law.
I didn’t even know they stationed people at Hardy Barracks, thought that was just an MWR center.
What are you getting your MA from at UH? (my wife went there for biology).
Asian Studies--I'm a FAO doing things backwards
spent 2 years doing FAO work as a liaison because I already spoke Japanese, catching up now with the MA.
HQ I Corps(FWD) and USARJ are essentially the same thing—same HQ’s, with some billets marked “I Corps” on the manning roster, others marked “USARJ”. Your pets are dogs? We moved there with dogs, but that was before Japan made the laws stricter, so we got away with a home quarantine. But coming from Hawaii you should be fine.
Hardy Barracks is an MWR center, the HQ and press for Stars & Stripes, and a few random offices. I worked for a small liaison office there, which fell under 500th MI. We did some cool stuff, and I was the only green suiter in the office, 4 Japanese and 4 Americans, with me as the only gringo. Excellent times.
Feel free to email me at ltdomer98 at the yahoo type email, and I can give you more. Otherwise we’lll bore people to death here.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, feel free to ask any family
related questions (I’m KGs wife btw). We spent 7 years in Japan, so are pretty handy with the info.
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Sent
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh, I don't think it's all that bad.
Get roommates and don’t live in the fucking center of Lincoln Park.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
true enough
It’s just a year though, and the guy I was going to live with decided to live at home
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jun 14, 2011 5:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
For late-night/post-bar grub there can be only one
Taco Burrito Palace #2…just north of Halsted/Lincoln/Fullerton intersection.
Might I recomend the Al Pastor Burrito for you, sir?
/surprisinglygoodwhensobertoo
//tooktwoyearstodiscoverthis
5 bedrooms, 3000 ft^sq, 1/4 acre
1100 and change per month.
There are advantages to living in the sticks. MORE MONEYS FOR THE ETHANOLS.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 14, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I still need to get to Savannah...
not using my Columbia proximity to things wisely.
Speaking of, anyone got suggestions for a bite to eat in Auburn where I can take my dog? I am passing thru tonight.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jun 14, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
If you wait until after July 15th, I'll be living there.
Also, Savannah has no law against open containers…so I will spend many a summer night walking to the minor league stadium, beers in hand.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
It's like my homeland!!!
Why have I not visited?
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jun 14, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing says "Welcome to Chicago, tourist"
…like taking the Blue Line in from O’Hare at night and enjoying a ride recently released that just boarded the train out by Rosemont..
/nods silently
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This was me my first trip here
Had to go into the city, then north on the purple. Long ride in an unfamiliar place
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by emc503 on Jun 14, 2011 4:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ravenswood
The Purple has an interesting stop or two before you reach The Land of 7-0-8, but it is pretty harmless in general
Lulz.
AH NEEDZ MAH SPICY BBQ CHEEZY POOFS FOR THIS 15-MINUTE RIDE ELSE IMMA STARVE.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Blue Line = ubiquitous sketch
I say this as a daily Los Angeles Blue Line traveler.
\largeimageisyeahifuckingknow
by chizwhiz on Jun 14, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, it's not that bad.
Hey look at all the open seats wow this is great OH DEAR LORD WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
In grad school
When I lived in the valley, sometimes I’d take the red line into downtown, then the dash or shuttle to USC. Some people were like “woh, you take public transportation?!?!” That gave me cred in certain circles, but I knew that real cred was only available for blue line riders.
Romantic Puppy Surprise
I really hate the Cruel Intentions inspired roasry as necklace.
more than Guns-n-Roses tatoos.
The Charles, he is an artiste of the surreal.
by Cranked_Irish on Jun 14, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate Cruel Intentions
for lack of SMG nudity.
by lhb98 on Jun 14, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
There's all this fucking and yet not one nipple slip?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Jun 14, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My favorite nl central picture of all time
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 14, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
AH CAME ALL THE WAY FROM COOTER, MISSOURAH.
I AIN’T GONNA MISS THIS GAME FER NUTHIN.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
"HOW DO YOU LIKE MY DISCOUNT BOX SEATS? EH? EH? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
/friend shoots him
by LoneStarHoosier on Jun 14, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yes, the pun gets rec'd
I feel I have set a terrible precedent for myself.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"The pipe, it's pinched shut!"
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
-Arthur and Doug, bantering about the Heffernan's vacation plans
by Jon Ross on Jun 14, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Rec for Squints...
/may have been one of my nicknames as a kid
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
That movie was my childhood. I pickled the Beast in my basement dressed as Benny like 100 times.
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
-Arthur and Doug, bantering about the Heffernan's vacation plans
Played baseball all summer? Check
Wore glasses until age 13? Check.
Called people “L-7 Weeeenies” long after it was cool? Check
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jun 14, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pssssh, that was never not cool.
Dodger dog, foot long!
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
-Arthur and Doug, bantering about the Heffernan's vacation plans
by Jon Ross on Jun 14, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BRB, going to throw that on in the background
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Auto-rec
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
He's obviously a Sox fan in disguise.
You need to take him out before he unleashes his dastardly plan to assault an umpire at Wrigley
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
As A Longtime Cubs Sufferer
I feel it should have been your duty to beat this person senseless using any blunt object that happened to be handy.
When's the Cam piece publish?
Bus Cook made Rosenhaus his bitch with the triple digits right up front
Latest update from the lab: still want to jump off a bridge
The Canucks had a better day at work last night.
FUCK GOD SHIT YOU FUCKING SHITTY ASSBOIL TECPLOT PIECE OF FUCK I HOPE YOUR FUCKING DEVELOPERS ALL SHRIEK LIKE BIEBER FANS AS THEY PLUNGE OFF THE CLIFF INTO THE CRACKLING FIRES OF THE ABYSS RIGHT BEFORE THEY SEND ALL OF THEIR SONS TO IOWA AND DAUGHTERS TO CLEMSON
LOLUMAD
tecplot…..
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Serious question
Joe Bauserman went to school right up the road from me, to my rival high school. I’m now friends with guys he went to school with, and we’re planning a trip out to OSU’s first home game to see him play/for shits and giggles. What say you, commentariat? Worth going? Things to consider: 1) I’ve never been to a college game outside the ACC. 2) I’d be missing a VT home game, but we’re playing App State (I think), so hopefully I won’t miss anything exciting.
hey, maybe they lose!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
With any luck he wont play.
Buuuut, never turn a trip to the ‘Shoe down, especially if you’ve never been.
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
-Arthur and Doug, bantering about the Heffernan's vacation plans
by Jon Ross on Jun 14, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know, I'm just rooting against that very hard.
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
-Arthur and Doug, bantering about the Heffernan's vacation plans
You and me and every OSU fan on the planet
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jun 14, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You're gonna miss VaTech vs. App State?
+
=
You probably don’t want to be at that game.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
by Spartan D on Jun 14, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
... I need to change pants
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/from a vending machine
//japan’d
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 14, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, those aren't pants. Pants don't have unicorns.
Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.
Go for it!
1) It’s only App State
2) You’re freakin Va Tech, you could never lose to them
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
by Old South on Jun 14, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, Frank Beamer's a great coach. He wouldn't let something like that happen.
/vomits
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
low margin of victories means close wins over LSU
and close losses to James Madison. ALL THE HAPPEEZ
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 14, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But LUNCHPAILZ
and BLUE COLLAR MENTALITY
and ALWAYS SHITTING AWAY A GAME IN THE FIRST TWO WEEKS
and LUNCHPAILZ
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't that bad... I mean no one could snap a kitten's neck like Lloyd.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Or lose to OSU!
baaazinnnnggggg!
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
-Arthur and Doug, bantering about the Heffernan's vacation plans
John.
Cooper.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Tie.
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
-Arthur and Doug, bantering about the Heffernan's vacation plans
No, that was Moeller.
[hic]
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
AND BLOCKED PUNTS THAT DON'T REALLY GIVE YOU AN ADVANTAGE, BUT RATHER OFFSET YOUR SHITTY OFFENSIVE PLAYCALLING AND QB PLAY
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 14, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Stanford is basically VT with an offense
I’m glad they ripped their spines out. you don’t need conservative derp playcalling to minimize mistakes
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 14, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stanford WAS basically VT with an offense
Nothing post-Harbaugh is certain
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 14, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
/loses to Duke
THIS WILL HAPPEN
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 14, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they'll definitely get back to a bowl game this year
but the drop-off will be significant.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINESPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!
by Peter Gray on Jun 14, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
But he’s not calling plays anymore. We’ll see how much the offense changes with O’Cain at the help. I’m betting not much.
90% of Blacksburg will find a way to blame it on old Stiney though.
OSU games are lots of fun.
Make sure you go to Skull Session- it’s in St. John Arena(the old basketball arena), 2 hours before kickoff(though, if you want a seat, you’ll have to get there a half hour earlier than that). The band runs through a bunch of things, and in the recent past, the players have walked through and there’s been a little speech from the head coach.
As for the other stuff on campus, if you get into town early, the Buckeye Grove is neat to check out(A Buckeye tree planted for each All American). There’s other stuff, but you’ll have to ask people who have been more recently than I have.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jun 14, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So there's this tattoo parlor you absolutely have to visit
it has a great memorabilia collection. One of the best I’ve seen.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 14, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions 17 recs
fuck.
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
-Arthur and Doug, bantering about the Heffernan's vacation plans
Last year, if you showed up on April
Jim Tressel was there
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
by emc503 on Jun 14, 2011 5:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
If you're going to the Shoe, GO.
It’s a really amazing experience. But I doubt Bxxsxrmxn will be playing.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I'm not going alone.
I like being able to walk, thank you very much.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just make sure you rent a car, so you don't have Michigan plates on it...
/was given this advice, in opposite fashion, when driving into Michigan
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Rosenhaus sucks
Everyone knows he’d make 3x as much at Auburn.
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jun 14, 2011 5:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So Ryan Reynolds is divorced from Scarlett Johanssen
HATE HATE HATE and how? Why?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I don't know, but if she needs a shoulder to cry on...
I’m here to help, is all.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jun 14, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm suddenly less insulted by people telling me I look and sound like him
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
She likes banging Sean Penn
Turns out that’s a deal breaker for Reynolds
I felt something impossible for me to explain in words. Then, when they took her away, it hit me. I got scared all over again and began to feel giddy. Then it came to me... I was a father. ~ Nat King Cole
Sean penn? WHAT THE FUCK?
deal breaker for me too
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 14, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Has not kept the wife from seeking to comfort RR in his hour of grief
Now I have to watch Green Lantern.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jun 15, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just saw a picture of the woman Sean Bean was with when he went legend
Finding a SFW picture is, umm, difficult.
Name plz?
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
by Truffle Shuffle on Jun 14, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
"April Summers" *
*Not real name, presumably.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jun 14, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
So...thats what caused this?
/006’d
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 14, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
By the way...
Terrelle will be bringing his talents to South Beach…
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 14, 2011 5:21 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
We can watch our countrymen lose to Guadeloupe.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 14, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If that's what it takes...
No.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Can we win and still fire him?
Because I don’t want to lose to Guadeloupe
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jun 14, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
In my extremely literal interpretation of this question
yes.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
/takes tire iron
//gives matches
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
by CoastalCowbell on Jun 14, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Improving the US men's national team
AND the economy!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Win or lose, you can go literal firing on his ass.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Now Playing: Xenogears
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Out of a cannon?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 14, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So we're done with Bradley right?
and Gulati? Right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
With a loss today, maybe.
But even I doubt that.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 14, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Lineups for Canada-Panama are up.
Canada’s in a 4-5-1; they went 4-3-3 against the US. I bring this up because it’s possible to actually vary your formation across games. You’d be forgiven for not knowing this if all you had seen was Bob Bradley coach.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Decisions made in training camp are not binding on the rest of the season WTF??
PLZ TO SEND COPY OF UR NEWSLETTER IN CARE OF JEFF TEDFORD, BERKELEY, CA
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I think training camp for Bob
consisted of watching mid-90s Premier League games in a dark room with a towel and a box of Kleenex.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 14, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
/Kleenex took a dive
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
To be fair, he did try a 4-3-3
which is pretty useless when your strikers don’t help coming back
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So he didn't know how to coach it, in other words?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 14, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
You can yell all you want at the strikers
lead a horse to water, etc. etc.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
but yes, he hasn't exactly got the ear of the strikers
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Two things:
- 4-3-3 is awful for the US’s personnel (even if I absolutely love the formation in theory); 4-5-1 makes a lot more sense generally, even if I’m unsure of the details.
- Asking Altidore to track back is a fool’s errand, so I wouldn’t expect anything from him.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 14, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
you only need two to track really
it actually suits us pretty well- Jones,Bradley,whomever (but probably Holden) with Augedelo,Dempsey(false 9), and Altidore is probably our best lineup
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Or even Dempsey on the wing with Holden on the middle.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Dempsey can do it.
I’m not sure if Altidore can, and I don’t know enough about Agudelo to know if he can play on the wing either. That leaves Donovan out entirely; I can see an argument for putting him on the wing, too.
I do like the idea of Dempsey in a false 9.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 14, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Donovan is good on the wing- I forgot about him
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I was thinking hanging Donovan / Dempsey back a bit, hence the 4-5-1.
I think we’re close to the same page, though.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 14, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Do not joke about such things
lest they happen.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
players from Guadeloupe who do not play for Guadeloupe
Thierry Henry, a star of the French National Team and MLS club New York Red Bulls, often visits as his father Antoine was originally from the island. William Gallas, whose parentage is Guadeloupean, visits the island when not playing for Tottenham or the French National team. Lilian Thuram, a former star football defender for France and FC Barcelona, was born in Guadeloupe. The French national team and Everton F.C. striker Louis Saha is also of Guadeloupean descent, as is Kettering Town F.C. goalkeeper Willy Gueret. Pascal Chimbonda of Queens Park Rangers was also born in Guadeloupe. Inter Milan star Jonathan Biabiany is also of Guadeloupean descent.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 14, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Algeria probably wants Zidane back as well.
but yeah- given that all those guys hit their prime at about the same time, Guadeloupe might have legitimate complaints about France taking their players
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jun 14, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No kidding.
They could’ve gotten bounced in CONCACAF finals.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 14, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that if they did the "West Indies" thing they do in every other sport
they’d have an argument for the best team in the world. Martinique produces some good players as well.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Assuming they don't just repatriate to play for other nations.
Then again, they wouldn’t need to / want to if their national team was worth it.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 14, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh look, we're starting Clint Dempsey in midfield and moving him up to forward in the 70th minute again?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/back four make paper fortune-tellers and giggle
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
SASHA KLEJSTAN JUSTIFY YOUR FUCKING EXISTENCE PLEASE
PLEASE STRIKERS DO SOME FUCKING WORK
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Altidore's on it!
::sits around::
::runs offside::
::sits around::
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 14, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
//6th minute goal to a guy in the French third division
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
/pan to Bradley
//vein in forehead bursts
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jun 14, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
/was trying to figure out why the clock is counting up
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
//also eating paste
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
WAIT A MINUTE!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
It rubs the plushie on its skin
or else it gives up six again.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 14, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Our back line
is a foursome of quadruple amputees playing “Red Rover”.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 14, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And the Michigan secondary.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jun 14, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
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