Profesional stickidyslappidypuck finals (game six) plus sundry stickidyhittidyball of both professional and collegiate varieties. A splendid time is guaranteed for all except Boston because fuck Boston. Also, excessive talk about console RPGs that will drive off any and all ladyfolk. The victorybeast is on the prowl tonight so keep your eyes and beers open. Also, fuck Clemson, Tornados, Albert Lin and Michael Robert Brooker. Cry havoc and let loose the hogs of war unless you're rooting for Boston in which case what's wrong with you? OH CANADA.