PEOPLE HOUSTON NUTT WOULD GIVE HONORARY SCHOLARSHIPS TO
by Spencer Hall on Jun 13, 2011 4:24 PM EDT
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PrintThis brilliant bit from the strange past of Patrick Fain Dye naturally led us to thinking about who Houston Nutt would hand out an honorary scholarship to, and don't make the joke about all scholarships being "honorary" to Houston Nutt, because Mike Slive effectively already did. With Luke, who's now on board for various duties at SBN including Nutt Satire Duty.
Jeremiah Masoli. Welcome back whenever he wants to finish his masters degree.
Taylor Hicks. Would give him two honorary scholarships if he could.
Kevin James. Hoo-boy, that fella's got talent.
The KFC Colonel, Popeye, The Cajun Colonel, and Reverend Colonel (of Church's.) All colonels. It's important to respect our troops.
Lt. Whiskers. Nutt's cat.
The Mandrell Sisters.
J.J. Abrams. Nutt just discovered Felicity, S1)
Mr. Carrabba. The guy who owns Carabba's.
Farticus. Best gladiator he knows.
Kelly Clarkson, but only at her most voluptuous
The entire 1993 Philadelphia Phillies. Good guys. Better men.
R. Kelly. He steps in the name of love. Don't snicker. He ain't perfect and neither are you. We all make recruiting mistakes.
Steve Martin. For raising Brad Paisley's beautiful wife right.
Khloe Kardashian. You know what he likes about her? SHE'S BIG.
Michael McDonald, but only "Specialty Album" Michael McDonald.
Harold Camping. 0-2 ain't such a bad start in the SEC
Houston Zel-Xbor-Nutt872. Great-great-great-great-great grandson from the future. Great kid. A spiritual kid. Gills or not, we're all the same in God's eyes.
Mr. Smith. The only honest 12 term senator left in Washington.
LeBron James. Let's play your true sport before you get too old, son.
Benny Hinn. For healing Deuce McAllister.
Calista Flockhart. He doesn't know what she's protesting, but you gotta admire her commitment to a hunger strike.
The sun. Big ol boy, ain't no quit in him either.
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Respect our troops
Toonces also liked to drive off clif…..oh wait, perfect.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on Jun 13, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Les Miles-- I know a ringer when I see one
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
Brett Farve
“He played in Oxford, right? GIGGITYGOINGOINGONE”
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by CoastalCowbell on Jun 13, 2011 4:32 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Anthony Weiner-
His junk makes mine look huge. Giggity.
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on Jun 13, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
This reminds me on an old SNL skit
where Anthony Edwards played Princess Di and talked about the “dirty people” – she wouldn’t let Willie play with the Poors
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
Starting Line
Charlie Weiss, Mark Mangino
/they’rebig
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Thats what I call...
A buffet line
YEAHHHHHHHHH!
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 13, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Initially misread as "climax" and was all like WHAAAA?
by Mango Stasi on Jun 13, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
rec'd because I saw it too
Same reaction was the same
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
"Also Coach Nutt, after giving out 48 honorary scholarships this offseason, how do you plan on getting under the 85 scholarship limit?"
GIGGITAH
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jun 13, 2011 4:39 PM EDT reply actions 14 recs
HUZZAH
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
did not know that Popeye was a colonel.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
"Kelly Clarkson, but only at her most voluptuous"
DON’T MAKE ME LOVE YOU AGAIN, HOUSTON.
DON’T YOU DO IT.
Allright, which one of you has been trolling NDNation?
On the article An Offense In Transition, Klobes commented, “My big take-away from all this information is that successful coaches (like Holtz and Brown) end up adjusting their "scheme" or style of play to the kinds of players they have…Digging deeper is recognizing the relationship between offense and defense, wherein keeping the defense off the field (possessing the ball) yields fewer points for the opponent.”
"All you need is bacon and a dream."
by jc001 on Jun 13, 2011 4:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
btw, Irelene?
yes, a 1000 times yes. Louise, not so much.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
Irlene. Please don't hold it against me.
Or do, but let’s keep it to ourselves.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jun 13, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Troy Barnes
Outstanding JUCO quarterback. And I reckon I can give the boy some good dancin’ lessons.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Jun 13, 2011 4:45 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Would rec again
Troy and Abed in the MOOOOOR-nin’.
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
by Joey C. on Jun 13, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
donald = autorec
childish gambino ftw
"set the game ablaze, i'm an arcade fire."
by whiskey_soup on Jun 13, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions
DANGIGGITTY RECTANGULOUS TOASTARKUS HIBISCUS SAUCE!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 13, 2011 4:54 PM EDT reply actions
Plaxico Burress
BECAUSE EVERYONE DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE. GIGGITAY
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
Mother Teresa
The ultimate “people heppin” businesswoman
Dawg fan by birth,
no longer in Beaumont by the grace of God.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jun 13, 2011 5:13 PM EDT reply actions
Schnelly
’cause you know…the joint could use a little class
What? no schollys for the guy who invented text messaging?
coach Giggety sure loves him some texting….
'90s Alt-jazz band Geggy Tah
Because….he heard this song wafting over campus while he was at Murray State and something about their music just…clicked for him.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
by Dogrel on Jun 13, 2011 5:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
OMG THIS SONG
They totally played this at the Ole Miss campus station. Of course that was in the mid 90s when Tuberville was coach but still…freaky.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jun 13, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Roy Oswalt -
“Little Fella. Reminds me of that other little guy i had on my team… You know, the ’Don’t Text and Drive’ guy. Ben-Jarvis Green-Ellis! GIGGITY, THATSA HIM!”
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Jevan Snead
That Heisman ain’t gonna award itself.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 13, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Whoever Invented Subtraction
because 28*4 doesn’t get to be less than 85 without it.
Also, the 1993 Phillies were the ugliest team in sports history. Dykstra, Morandini, Kruk, Dave Hollins, Jim ‘Fast-Twitch’ Eisenreich, Pete Incaviglia: that’s a murderer’s row of homeliness. And that’s even before you get to the pitching staff with such noted ass-faces as Schilling, Larry Andersen, David West and Mitch Wiliams.
I'm white and I don't dance but that doesn't mean I have all the answers.
All personal heroes
Even Dykstra. A man named “Nails” is alright in my book.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Marshall Tucker, now, y'all
Seems a bit down after a fracas with the missus. Plus I like to recruit them what play the music for special teams positions. If ya c’n learn them fancy fingerins on the stringbox, runnin’ in a diagonal line from the gunner ain’t nothin’ special.
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
Anybody watching UC Irvine-UVA?
Tied 1-1 in the 9th, with Omaha on the line. Irvine got a single, then a bunt that the catcher threw away, so it was 1st and 3rd, nobody out. UVA turned a double play, but the run scored- now 2-1 Irvine with 2 outs and the bases empty.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
At least you have Hultzen to start the inning
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
You're not dead yet!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Completely understand-
I’m a Browns/Indians/Blue Jackets fan.
First and second now, two outs…and Summers might have to come out, as that caught him on the heel
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Fortuitous.
Think the 2B might’ve had a play on that.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 13, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
He wouldn't have gotten the guy at second, and that's a tough throw for a 2B
Also, think the heel might be affecting Summers, as he’s been nowhere close with the last two pitches
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm rooting pretty hard for you guys here...
because I played ball with Danny Hultzen’s older brother at Kenyon.
This has been a great baseball game, and it’s fitting it comes down to the very end
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
WOOOOO! UVA WINS!
Two outs, nobody on, single up the middle, single off the pitcher, walk, single up the middle, two runs score, UVA 3, Irvine 2.
Enjoy Omaha, Hoos!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on Jun 13, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ridiculous.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 13, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
They're lucky we hired Darin Erstad
Or Brian O’Connor might have woken up in an Omaha hotel bathtub packed with ice. A nearby note would let him know we have his kidneys, and he can have them back when he agrees to coach Nebraska stickyball.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 14, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Dude, you haven't watched enough SoCal baseball. No matter how Irvine limps into the CWS or Super regional
they win games. It’s annoying as fuck. Especially when it happens to your team.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Brian O'Conner played for Creighton and grew up just over the river - on the shitty side of Omaha.
I don’t think Nebraska could have hired him – but one never knows with the Tomfather.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 14, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Forgive me, but
what the heck is a Blue Jacket? I mean, what sport??
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 13, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Icyslappyrubberdisk
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
NHL type?
See, I pay so little attention to hockey, I have no idea if this is even a dumb question or not.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 13, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, NHL. Made the playoffs once in their history, were promptly swept out by the Red Wings.
How are the huevos feeling?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Not too bad, actually.
Icing with a bag of peas at the moment, but other than some uncomfortableness, I’m okay.
Who had no idea that Ohio even had an NHL team?
THIS GUY
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 13, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, but not as awkward as they felt earlier today.
Oh, the best part? The head of the Urology department, who we thought was going to do the operation (the scheduled doctor was potentially going to not make it, so he was going to pinch hit)?
Tebow.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 13, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Expansion team in the 2000-2001 season
Glad to hear they’re feeling better
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Spent a decade giving up on Cleveland teams
I finished my complete abandonment of my native Cleveland sports teams a few years back.
- Transitioned from Browns 1.0 to Packers because the Browns skipped town while I was living in Wisconsin.
- Pretty much gave up on the entire NBA for college hoops while living in ’Cuse / upstate NY, and then thought it would be traitorous to go back to the Cavs for LeBron instead of sticking on #TeamMelo.
- Finally gave up on the Tribe when I realized I was paying far more attention to the Padres (which is to say I sometimes paid attention to the Padres, and never did anything to follow the Indians except looked up the standings)
Never watched the NBA, pre-, during, or post-LeBron
I grew up on the Indians and baseball, and they were good when I was a kid.
The Browns left and came back while I was still in Ohio, and I feel it’s my duty to 1) Piss on Modell’s grave when he dies and 2) Continue to support my team.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
GO HOOS!
You've got a body like a battle axe.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 13, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
For fear of ACS' vengeful fire
I’m pregaming a Cubs game with a Manhattan and ALL THE BEER.
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
I haz a sad- my tickets for the FSU-aTm game fell through, and I didn't want to shell out to buy them
Damn being between grad student-ness and job-ness
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
This is why I combined the two.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 13, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I was a TA for grad school, got paid for that.
But I finished grad school in April, and I don’t start the new job until August…yaaay, education!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Yes, but being a TA
and having a real salary are different things. I have the best of both worlds. And all I had to do was get shot at in Afghanistan a few times!
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 13, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
This is true.
The Army decided I was too broken to make that trade, and I’m actually fairly happy they did
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Being as I made it through okay
it was worth it. And thankfully I have a specialty which should keep me from going back, now that I’ve been.
But yeah, it’s nice to not have to be eating top ramen while I go through school. Though Hawaii’s so dang expensive (and we’re paying almost $1000 over our housing allowance to be in a house near the school), that sometimes I don’t feel as lucky.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 13, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been thinking about JAG corps, after hearing yall talk about life in the armed forces with specialized skillsets
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
JAG is a different animal entirely, kind of like doctors as well.
Just don’t think that gets you out of going to nice sandy places—in fact, that’s probably where lawyers are needed most, to make sure we keep things on the level.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 13, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Right
A lot of it will depend on my relationship status, but it’d be an awesome way to get some initial experience in the legal field, start to pay back a few of those loans, and get to serve my country in some small way. I dont think I could handle straight combat duty, but JAG seems like a good compromise.
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
My one giant obstacle is the physical requirements
I’m fine height/weight wise, but I need to work on my ability to run long distances and build up physical endurance.
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
pt test is only 2 miles for the army
less for the Navy, and probably like 50 m for the AF
/kidding on the AF
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Yeah, it's 25m
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 13, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Air Force
It’s not an adventure, it’s a job.
Gotta give them credit for one thing; they’re the only service smart enough to have the officers go out and get shot at.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 14, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I have a friend who was a gunnery instructor for them
good shot? He’s an artist now. He loved it.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah, there's that.
I was planning on it, but the shoulder kept me out(of both West Point and the Army). With my stipend, and not generally being one to buy stuff, I made it through on pretty good food the whole time.
Would’ve been nice if they let me work outside the department, though- 20 hours a week is NOT fulltime, dammit. Even if “the rest of your time should be spent studying”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
It's one thing if it's just you, or you + girlfriend.
Wife and kids, on the other hand…not sure I could do grad school any other way than I am now. I’m thinking I’d like to go back and get a PhD when I get out, but that’s another few years yet, and the kids will be older, so IE could work if she wanted.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 13, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
That's also true.
I’m very glad I don’t have kids, yet.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Sure you don't want some? We'll rent them out cheap
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 13, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
And by rent you mean pay to take off your hands for a few months
OH HELLO THERE, SPOUSE. I’M QUITE SURE WELL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT TO KEEP US OCCUPIED IN THE MEANTIME.
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
Daddy, Uncle MikeLew sends us on beer runs and uses us to pick up chicks in the park.
But, he also lets us stay up late to watch BASEBALL and HOCKEY!!!!!!!1
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I still think you're ahead of Uncle ACS however
And my kids would be GREAT at helping pick up chicks. Shoot, the 5 yr old might keep the numbers for himself.
/not looking forward to teenage years….
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Haha
be careful- leave them with me long enough, and I’ll turn them into OSU fans.
My college roommate and best friend found out his wife is pregnant and due in November- they just found out the kid is a girl. The advice his dad gave him, before he found out: “If you have a son, you have to worry about one dick. If you have a daughter, you have to worry about ALL of them.”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
And as I mentioned in a previous thread
my daughter can only have 1 kid at a time, but the son could have more. So, chastity belts for everyone!!!
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Hahahaha, nice
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Sometimes its awful being a parent
But most times, it’s okay. at least for now
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
Yeah, someday, I want to be "Dad"
just not yet
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
It's the best thing ever,
and also the scariest. I’m glad I was forced to wait as long as I did, because I was barely “ready” at 32 – I shudder to think what might have happened had I been less mature.
In other words, listen to that voice saying “not yet.” And act accordingly. (need I say more?)
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
this, very much this
You think you’re ready, but you’re so not. But you will never be ready. So you have to decide you want to be ready, and take it as it comes.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 13, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, you need not say more than that.
ALL THE PROTECTION…hers, mine, hers again.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
You make a good point about the OSU fandom...
Hmmmm, Uncle ACS it is then. I’ll just have to send them with fireproof clothing….
Wait, I moved back to the US for.....this??
My son last night watched me play Tenchu
I asked him if I should be the guy character or the girl character.
“Girl”
“Why the girl?”
“Because I LIKE girls”
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on Jun 13, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck you Rule 2b, like Clemson's trashy sister.
That is all. I have some Turbodog that wants to celebrate with me.
Any idea why FSU is the road team today?
They’re hosting the Super Regional, and were home for game 1, road for game 2- is game 3 a coin flip or choice? And why would you choose to be the road team in game 3, if you do get the choice?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I figured...
That’s dumb, but that’s the NCAA. Should be the advantage for being the host is also getting two home games.
FSU’s pitching is terrible so far- lots of walks. I was fairly certain FSU was going to have to score a bunch to win, but this seals it.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Because they're ACC, or because they've only got Gilmartin and a bunch of scrubs as starters?
3 walks and a wild pitch, from two different pitchers, and there’s nobody out in the first
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
ACC, and I like their coach.
I think he is one of the classier coaches in college baseball, right now, and it would be nice to see him win it all for once. After UVa, of course.
Martin? He's a good guy, definitely.
However, he’s a terrible gameday coach, and they’re never going to win it all with Shouppe as the pitching coach. I’d like to see it happen, but I wouldn’t hold my breath for it.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I have seen them together.
But they’re very similar, in many ways, including having a son as an assistant. Though, Meat(Mike Martin Jr.) is a very good hitting coach.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
THE HEFTY LEFTY RIDES AGAIN
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 13, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
You just know he drinks a lot of his namesake beer
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Of course.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 13, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be flipping back and forth.
This thread, or it’s own thread?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/6/13/2222439/monday-night-open-thread
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jun 13, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Cpl. Awgustus Mal-A-Zahn
Dale taught him the running game and shewn him the Wild Cat/Hog/Rebel/Tiger formation.
A lesson he learnt very well indeed.
Awww. c'mon girl.
YAAAY DEALING WITH OFFICE POLITICS THIS MORNING YAAY YAAY YAAY
RAEG.
You've got a body like a battle axe.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 14, 2011 9:22 AM EDT reply actions
HOORAYY HOORAY
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
How about listening to some endless personal calls to go with that?
AND THEN WE WENT TO STEAK N SHAKE AND THEN WE WENT TO THE MOVIES AND THEN AND THEN
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Just got my
what do you want this summer e-mail. LULZ
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The dude that does that is also the dude that caused politics this morning
Phone ringer on extra loud? CHECK.
Personal calls? CHECK.
Not taking them into the hallway? CHECK.
Talking extra loud, enthusiastically, and laughing at everything? CHECK.
You've got a body like a battle axe.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 14, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
/hands tire iron
you know what to do.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
by CoastalCowbell on Jun 14, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
This morning, said jerkoff decided he didn't want to sit inside doing his own work anymore
So he threw a shitfit and talked to the boss. The boss then told me I had to include him in a project in which I already have more than enough people working with me to complete today. Long story short, he’s now doing all the work I had lined up for myself until 2 this afternoon. SO FUCKING BORED NOW.
You've got a body like a battle axe.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 14, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
This sounds like Deloitte?
I’ve heard of stuff like this happening their, but that’s because of their unique interesting project structure
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Dunno what Deloitte is
But it was irritating nonetheless
You've got a body like a battle axe.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 14, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Deloitte is one of the "big four" accounting/advisory firms . . .
. . . along with Ernst & Young, KPMG, and PwC.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Gotcha. I probably knew that, but r teh durr hurr dumb today.
You've got a body like a battle axe.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 14, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
third there I've fucked up today
MOAR COFFEE AND BUDGET REPORTS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Do you have to keep a time sheet?
If so, that sucks.
If not, you just hit the gold mine. You delegated all your work to someone else and are still getting paid.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I do have a time sheet
But it consists of “Yes I worked 8 hours today.” It’s nice that I don’t have to do the actual work, but I don’t actually have ANYTHING to do now. I’d rather just go home at this rate!
You've got a body like a battle axe.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 14, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I CAN HAZ UR KIND OF TIME SHEET?
LOL NO SIR F U. Go back to billing.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Once I start classes, it'll be converted to a clock-in clock-out system
Not looking forward to that, really.
You've got a body like a battle axe.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 14, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
HANG ON LET ME PUT YOU ON SPEAKERPHONE.
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I am a horrible, horrible speakerphone addict
However, I HAZ OWN OFFICE WITH DOOR.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Am I a tiiiiiiiiiiny bit of a dck about having my own office straight off the bat?
Yes. Yes I am.
The Twitter, she is sometimes amusing
LOL HEY BROSKI WE IZ GON HAZ GRADUASHUN PARTY FOR U
Me: When?
Them: LOL 4:30 ON FRIDAY YO
Me: Uh…I go home at 2 on Fridays. It’s in my contract.
Them: …O YEA WE 4GOT LOLOL JUST COME ANYWAY
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Be careful, it's a trap!
You get that chocolate milk!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jun 14, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
/comes home from bartending at 3:00
/they’re throwing you’re birthday party
///take three advil, go to sleep
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Accept the paypal? How about the goldpantspal?
by Mango Stasi on Jun 14, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I am in full favor of the goldpants standard
but the recent explosion in the minting of gold pants over the past twelve years has greatly reduced their value
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Did I miss the memo this morning?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
by Chloe Denmark on Jun 14, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Everyone is gone and there's no CI!
/panics
You've got a body like a battle axe.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jun 14, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Honestly, I'm going to stay bearish. I think rampant inflation in the Gold Pants market is going to remain an issue
particularly with instability and fundamental changes in the countries of Michigan and Ohio. While instability might prove problematic in Ohio and have a deflationary effect, Michigan’s complete collapse into anarchy under the cult of MANSOME ensures that inflation and Pants devaluation is going to remain an issue
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
YES BUT
You didn’t figure the Nation of Iowa and their rampant instability into the equation. If you had there could only be two possible outcomes, Hyperinflation or Major Depression. Must research BHGP for further information as to which is more likely.
Frankly, the value of pants have always been irrationally overrated
but with Gold Pants standard, only two nations play the market
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Got to give SpamBot points for being creative
I mean hell posting links instead of pure spam (Insert Python Skit GIF Here). I’m impressed.
question for the commentariat?
anybody have a “best” runtime environment for R? My lab budget is $texas, and they asked me what I need, and that was one of them.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
and no, a Ferrari is not an acceptable answer
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Uncle Orson
Full article: http://www.sbnation.com/2011/6/14/2223109/the-amateur-american-indoor-football
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