As I post this, Dallas looks to go into halftime with a two point lead in Miami, up 3-2. By the way, fuck Miami. Fuck LeBron, fuck Wade, fuck the empty arena, fuck them all. Miami is a goddamned frontrunning buy-your-way-to-victory shitbucket. It's a wonder they didn't sign Cammy Cam.
In more important news, WOOOO LESS THAN SEVEN MILLION SECONDS TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL PAWWWWWWWWL. Almost exactly seven million, actually; we crossed the threshold early afternoon CDT. So... that's exciting. I've been noticing more and more random college football discussions popping up here and there, which is also exciting. I hate Miami something fierce, but I don't give a tenth of a fuck compared to how much I hate Iowa or North Nogales Vocational School and Tire Shop. Hint: that's a lot. Oh it's so very very much. It's nearly as much as I hate North Fucking Dakota, but without the +20 Hive of North Dakotan Nastiness bonus.
So yeah, FUCK YEAH FOOTBALL IS COMING