That's widdle like babies. What were our favorite coaches like as children? Did Bill Stewart destroy his parent's marriage by spreading lies? Did Monte Kiffin just really, really want a daughter? Was Les Miles born insane, or was he just immediately dropped a few too many times? What about the rotund ones, like The Charles, Mangino, and Fulmer? Are they really "Big-boned"? Do they have glandular problems? Did they just "let themselves go" at some point? The following photos shed light on these questions and many more.