Ladies and Gentlemen, two important booze discussions await. 

First, who would your fantasy drinking buddies be?  A night out at the bar with any three persons, alive or dead, would end with you picking _______, _______, and __________.  I for example, would choose Winston Churchill, Mark Twain, and Oscar Wilde.  The combination of witticisms and drinking prowess on display would be staggering. 

Also, I have finalized the bracket for the mascot drinking tournament.  If you have any objections, let me know, and I will listen to your concerns, and then dismiss them.  Polls for the initial matchups will begin as soon as I can find a suitable online polling system.  Without further ado:

Southern Comfort Regional:

1.  Cocky

2.  8-ball

3.  Bucky Badger

4.  Goldie Gopher

5.  Herbie Husker

6.  Oski

7.  Monty Montezuma

8.  Rocky the Happy Buttplug

Whiskey Regional:

1.  Leprechaun

2.  Sparty

3.  Sebastian the Ibis

4.  Brutus Buckeye

5.  Tree

6.  Big Al (Alabama)

7.  Otto the Orange

8.  Tommy Trojan

Mooshine Regional:

1.  Mountaineer

2.  Mike IV

3.  Ralphie

4.  Chief Illiniwek

5.  Chief Osceola

6.  Puddles

7.  Maryland Terrapin

8.  Rameses the Ram

Bourbon Regional:

1.  War Eagle + Tiger + Plainsman + Pantsless Pat Dye (Auburn)

2.  Col. Reb

3.  Jayhawk

4.  Bevo

5.  Red Raider

6.  Vili the Warrior

7.  WKU Big Red

8.  Buster Bronco (WMU)

Place your bets, degenerates!