Boozy McHound is going to court tomorrow!
No, I'm not on trial or in trouble. Instead, I have been called in for jury duty.
So I'm putting it to you lawyers of EDSBS: what am I to do or not to do?
Provided I don't care about whether I am leaving early or actually serving. I'm kind of interested in actually sitting on a jury and being a part of our civic system. So what should I do or not do?
Show up in a full seer sucker suit and bowtie? Or sandals, cutoff white mid-80s RATT style music video jorts and my 'Breathe if your HORNY' t-shirt sans sleeves? Is there a healthy medium?
Attempt to Troll lawyers (provided I don't know them)? Sub-question: How? Give conflicting answers to questions? Pretend to be of 'middle to lower' bell curve intelligence? Pretend to be swayed by whomever spoke last?
I've been told by some ADAs that I will be dismissed immediately if they see me in the corral. They would be afraid I'd see through their BS and I am too opinionated.
So I am putting it to you EDSBS Category 5 commentariat: Tell me what to do. I get to take my phone and computer in with me so I can and will be updating this with the people I see and things I do tomorrow.