Boozy McHound is going to court tomorrow!

No, I'm not on trial or in trouble.  Instead, I have been called in for jury duty.  

So I'm putting it to you lawyers of EDSBS: what am I to do or not to do?

Provided I don't care about whether I am leaving early or actually serving.  I'm kind of interested in actually sitting on a jury and being a part of our civic system.  So what should I do or not do?

Show up in a full seer sucker suit and bowtie?  Or sandals, cutoff white mid-80s RATT style music video jorts and my 'Breathe if your HORNY' t-shirt sans sleeves?  Is there a healthy medium?

Attempt to Troll lawyers (provided I don't know them)?  Sub-question: How?  Give conflicting answers to questions?  Pretend to be of 'middle to lower' bell curve intelligence?  Pretend to be swayed by whomever spoke last? 

I've been told by some ADAs that I will be dismissed immediately if they see me in the corral.  They would be afraid I'd see through their BS and I am too opinionated.

So I am putting it to you EDSBS Category 5 commentariat:  Tell me what to do.  I get to take my phone and computer in with me so I can and will be updating this with the people I see and things I do tomorrow.