And here’s where I save your life. Because the truth about hyperpartisanship is that it is an absolutely miserable and unpleasant way to be a sports fan. No one talks about this, because (a) people who complain about rage in sports tend to want to mourn some lost standard of politeness, which has nothing to do with anything, and (b) because hyperpartisan fans are the most outwardly invested in their clubs, there’s a presumption that they’re the most authentic or admirable supporters, even if they’re also, everyone knows, unbearably obnoxious.
Don't drive the highways of the sporting life angry, or in Brian Phillips' words, "You can be a crazy tattooed ultra and still be fine, for that matter. You just can’t be an idiot." We're football absurdists for a lot of reasons--reasons we're trying to write down in the kind of indulgent book we don't want to write, but sort of have to--and one of them is mental health. We can't genuinely hold a grudge against too many teams for too long, even that failed collection of Alabama Fan College Dropouts known as Florida State, because it's too much effort in the end, and it obscures the things you really love about your team. (Vicious safeties, big white evangelical quarterbacks, coaches who run up the score, and eye-scorching orange uniforms, to name a few.)
Oh, some games still stick out, but they weren't unfair, or any more or less unfair than anything else random and stupid in life. We still get mad about games. But live long enough and you can't carry that around without becoming the zombie who bit you in the first place. Hack the infected limb off and live, or else wake up craving brains and stumbling around groaning about those refs in the 2003 FSU/Florida game forever.
/getsangryalloveragain
/deepbreaths
/readswhatjustwrote
/moredeepbreaths
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 5, 2011 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Burning it all?
ALL THE BURNING.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
The hate is strong with this one
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
My favorite thing about that scene?
The guy he had in hand-cuffs at the top of the pile he was talking to?
Yeah… you never see him come down. Just think about that…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on May 5, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
And you wonder about the sudden defensive improvement in November.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 5, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Does that apply to Clemson?
"Come render the salad unto Caesar"
Does it matter what the question is?
Fuck Clemson is the universal truth.
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
by jc001 on May 5, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Burning is acceptable as long as it's not idiotic burning.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
that statement really puts the west virginia fanbase in a bind
is it a celebration?
is it a ritual?
are they just trying to stay warm?
……….and where will they sit tomorrow?
"Well, say, this beats croquet. There's more go about it!"
what is this i don't even
"It's always good to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain." -- Ron Swanson
by thechuck_2112 on May 5, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
As someone who attended gradual school at FSU and was there in 2003:
Those refs were awesome. Get over the fact that your cheater team lost in a perfectly fair contest.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
As someone who saw instant fucking replays from six fucking angles:
I find this assessment incorrect.
Shit, at least those were bang-bang plays, though. The following year’s Tennessee conflict was just a dumptruck of retarded. And those fucking hicks think they have any fucking room to talk about the Two-fucking-Thousand game.
/deepbreaths
by This Original Guy on May 5, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
And now my nightmares are filled with this man.
by Run Home Jack on May 5, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
That is completely awesome.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 5, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
By awesome, I mean there are only two ways anyone should remember Chris Rix
1. One half of the dynamic duo, along with Bobby’s congenital idiot son, Jeff, who turned FSU from a stone cold lock for the top 5 into a decade-long perennial underachiever.
or
2. The uberdouchebag who had a jeep with QB #16 decals on the doors and decided to park in handicapped spots repeatedly.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 5, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Jack Childress is a cheating son of a bitch. Throw him in the fire.
by quickly outdated screen name on May 5, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
there is not enough fire
to ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER cleanse 2003. FUCK.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 5, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
No need to feel so angry.
Yes, Florida cheated egregiously throughout that game, but fortunately, the refs were there to correct this behavior, over and over again. Muhahahahaha!
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 6, 2011 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm loving some of the malapropisms here lately
Yesterday we had “abucution,” and today “gradual school.” I guess that’s when it takes longer than two years to get the advanced degree?
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 6, 2011 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Gradual School
Where you get a post-graduate degree and gradually realize that you’re tired of eating ramen noodles 4 times a week and it’s time to get a real job. Kinda stolen from John Irving, but not a malaprop.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 6, 2011 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Gradual School
that is what a 30 year old undergrad attends (i know a few of those).
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
SOCK 'EM IN THE THROAT, TOMMY.
by CoastalCowbell on May 6, 2011 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions
If TAMMY is wrong
I don’t want to be right.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 5, 2011 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
Tragic gasoline fight?
Tragic gasoline fight.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 5, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
orange mocha frappuchinos
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 5, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Not as good as an Orange Lazurus
Watch out for the brain freeze, though.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 6, 2011 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
Only because they are riding in an Early (66-77) body style Bronco.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 6, 2011 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions
this is why we have such a terrible O line.
Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans--raw.
by Illusions, Michael. on May 5, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Sports are my vacation from reason.
I try to see both sides of the coin, be slow to anger and act as the voice of reason in nearly all my personal relations. Sports give me the opportunity to abandon all that noise and holler at the fellas with the wrong shirts on. You could even say one helps the other; getting that raw, tribalistic passion out of my soul over something that’s allegedly supposed to be fun helps me cope with a real world where idiots expect to be dealt with reasonably.
I embrace the blind hatred in sports even more than the blind faith. When I say FUCK CLEMSON, I actually mean it, even though like most everyone here I have no allegiance in conflict. I just really love to hate.
by This Original Guy on May 5, 2011 4:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
And a hearty fuck Michigan to you, sir.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 5, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hail to the motherfuckers...
"Come render the salad unto Caesar"
"Come render the salad unto Caesar"
by Publius2010 on May 5, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I will sing along with you
“Ooooooooh, we don’t….”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
"give a damn for . . ."
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I love how every state has the "Tri-State area" and they all act like they invented the phrase
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
'Tri-Nation' Area?
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SOCK 'EM IN THE THROAT, TOMMY.
by CoastalCowbell on May 6, 2011 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Only if Sarah really can see Russia from her house....
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It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
Hawai'i is holding on Line 2
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
"...the whole fuckin' Taliban!"
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
I don't even like Ohio State any more
but I still fucking hate Michigan.
"It's always good to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain." -- Ron Swanson
by thechuck_2112 on May 5, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate everybody
Including my own team for the past 3 years or so.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
Only good thing about the 2003 game...
… was how it taught me the dangers of mixing mouthy girlfriends with college football fandom.
(warning, random story time!)
I was across the street from the stadium in the packed-out-of-its-mind Grog House. The moment the game ended, an FSU girl in front of me got in the face of the (male) Florida fan in front of me: “We just kicked your fucking ass (emphasis hers).”
The Florida guy looked at her, mumbled “unh uh” (like, meaning “no,” almost like you’d say to warn a mischivieous toddler), and promptly concussed her relatively unsuspecting FSU boyfriend (a.k.a. Mr. Sack-of-Fucking-Potatoes).
WWIII commenced immediately thereafter, in the small, beer-soaked confines of the Grog House, but history books fail to acknoweldge the event — largely because Anderson Cooper was not on scene to confirm the atrocities.
Ever since then, I have not allowed girlfriends to talk with opposing fans.
Even Aliens History Channel Dude couldn't explain 2003.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on May 5, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yay story time!
After my friends and I parked the car in East Lansing in September 2006, we were walking toward Spartan Stadium along what was apparently Greek Row or something like that. Female Michigan State fan wobbles out onto the porch of a frat house, solo cup in hand.
“HEY.”
“What?”
“HEY. THIS…THIS IS EAST LANSING NOT…NOT…NOTRE DAME.”
She proceeds to attempt the three steps at the front of the porch and promptly faceplants.
And we all know what happened next.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 5, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Colorado girl after the game this year: "Georgia sucks!"
Me: “Yeah, no shit.”
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on May 5, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
As a Florida fan...
I feel I should try to rub it in somehow…
… but I can’t we tried outsucking you in 2010, and failed. In the end, you’re the ones who got the golf ball through the garden hose, and not us…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on May 5, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
we need to learn from how they handled it
and be ready for 2011: THE YEAR BURBZ FINALLY HAS AN EMBOLISM
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by Bourbon_Meyer on May 5, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't be fatuous, Stasi.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 5, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So very awesome.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 5, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Just for three quarters.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 5, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop hitting yourself, JLS.
On second thought, don’t.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Put your hand down, JLS
You are no longer the coach. You didn’t have the answer for why MSU always craps away the second half of the season.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 5, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Its not the true fan that I hate
its the jackass who bought his shirt after media darling team starting winning and will buy the a new shirt next year of another media darling but, in the interim, has the nerve to mouth off to me about a game where he couldnt even tell you the names of the key players.
True fans don’t bother me — jackasses bother me and it just seems that some teams and some football environs have more than others.
General rule: don’t poke the bear. I may be overly passionate and slightly irrational but you will have no problem with me unless you cause one.
Fun story time!
I was teaching in North Carolina when the Indians made their last run to the ALCS. Now, I’m a huge baseball fan, and a huge Indians fan, and I’m not shy about that fact. So, I was very happy for the first part of the first semester, all the way up to the Indians’ 3-1 lead over Boston in the ALCS.
In true Cleveland fashion, the Tribe tanked and blew that playoff series- the next day, one of the female English teachers came by and started talking smack about the Red Sox. Fortunately, there were no students around for my response, which went something like:
Me – “How are you a Red Sox fan? You grew up in Virginia.”
Bitchy English Teacher – “I went to boarding school in Rhode Island for high school.”
Me – “And why haven’t you come by and talked baseball all series? I’m not a huge homer, and I love to talk baseball.”
BET – “Well, I didn’t want to talk about the Red Sox while they were losing.”
Me – “If you can name me a starter for Boston who isn’t Manny, Papi, or Schilling, you can continue to talk smack.”
BET – stumbling for words, failing to come up with names…
Me – “Well, then, shut the fuck up.”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
by MikeLew on May 5, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
This is starting to sound like some of my fellow female Reds fans.
/le sigh
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I consider myself a world-class compartmentalizer
But being present to watch Cam Newton lift the crystal last year is something I’ll never get over.
There is something seriously fucked up about a world that keeps Dyer’s knees, hips, elbows, and wrists off the ground like that.
This post raises several points worthy of reflection
Now, WHO HATES IOWA?
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on May 5, 2011 4:56 PM EDT reply actions
I went to the 55-0 game a few years back.
That sucked, though it didn’t really make me hate Iowa.
"It's always good to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain." -- Ron Swanson
by thechuck_2112 on May 5, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a proud part of the silent majority that hates Iowa.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 5, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
My otherwise magnaminous nature is suspended in regards to Iowa
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 6, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Gah you people screw this one up every time...
WE HATE IOWA!!!
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
I like Iowa - I like Iowa - I like Iowa - that is what I said.
I like Iowa – I like Iowa – I like Iowa – but I’m still Husker red.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
You need to get over that "love thy neighbor" foolishness.
Iowa – black and yella.
Mizery – black and gold
Colorado – black and gold
They’re so eminently hateable on that alone. Add in the fact that they’ve win the conference once a generation but act like they invented football…. yeah.
Turn the other cheek and such… only to set up the spinning backfist!
by Albino Tornado on May 6, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
/still hates Marshall
//but this has subsided over the years
"It's always good to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain." -- Ron Swanson
Who the hell loathes NC State?
That’s like declaring war on Luxembourg. Sure, you can do it, but what’s the point?
I met a guy at the MSP bar one time who virulently hates the Bengals.
Wasn’t a fan of some other AFC North team (IIRC, he was a Bears fan passing through on a layover). He just really really hated the Bengals. I still don’t understand it.
"It's always good to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain." -- Ron Swanson
by thechuck_2112 on May 5, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I had to teach a bartender at the MSP airport how to make an Old Fashioned and he acted annoyed that I would order something other than a rail drink
Heaven forbid you have to take time out of your busy schedule of wearing sunglasses inside and hitting on tourists to do your fucking job
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
Seriously didn't know how to make an Old Fashioned?
Jesus.
BTW, if you’re the type who goes to the bar at the airport no matter the time, I recommend the French Meadow in the main concourse on weekday mornings, when Junior is tending bar.
"It's always good to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain." -- Ron Swanson
by thechuck_2112 on May 5, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Not that you're a regular or anything...
/Has been at the bar at 0700 before
//Was not still there from the night before.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
...how can you hate the Bengals?
they’re quite harmless for the most part!
/bengals fan
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
LOLOLOLOL
/FSU loses to Wake
/FSU loses again
/Gets shut out at home, but s’okay, only 10,000 folks were there
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 6, 2011 7:37 AM EDT up reply actions
That is the kind of hate I can stand behind.
Lead the way sir.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 6, 2011 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice link to The Run of Play, Spencer
It’s nice to know you read what they do. I feel like these two websites are kindred spirits in a way- introspective thoughts about the celebration of the game, but with very different execution.
Yeah, I don't think RoP would ever use the phrase "fuckbat"
Then again, they haven’t written much about CR lately.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
Their version of Avant Garde
Doesn’t really require such words. Yet they are no less ridiculous.
The less that can be said about CR the better. He’s reached his apotheosis at Madrid, he will cease to be interesting from here out.
In the '06 third place game
he’d have had a hat trick if he wasn’t so busy flopping and begging the ref for a PK instead of taking the fucking breakaway he had.
/FUCK PORTUGAL
/FUCK ITALY EVEN MORE
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Is the fuckbat
in the same section of the zoo as the fucklion?
by Cowboycane on May 5, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I thought it was hanging in Bourbz's shed
next to the Clangin’ Shovel
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
YES. SLOWLY.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 5, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And yours
Are probably diabetic.
/cantletgoSOMUCHHATE
by Run Home Jack on May 5, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
SYPHILITIC
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 5, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Even Kyle Jackson thinks the 2003 Secondary needed work.
/still should have won
//grumble grumble
///worst loss (not by score, but worst) in last 21 years happened under [Name Redacted]
////You CAN explain that.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
You want hate?
The Sentinel’s Mike Bianchi opines that Osama Bin Laden may have cost the Gators the 2001 national championship.
Read the buffoonery here.
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, well, I have others."
Already know that logic. Doubt it cost the MNC, at best would have gotten ass raped by
the U again.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Tennessee was behind 9/11?
How many Fulmer Cup points for that?
Put them in Dockett's bed.
I try to be even handed with my hate for F$U, but they make it so damn tough.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I don't know how to feel about FSU.
(Though I appreciate your adherence to the “$” replacing S). On the one hand, when they’re up they cut into UF’s bumper recruiting crops; but the same makes it hard for UGA to recruit in South Georgia…
Search your feelings UGA.
If you stay with your SEC brethren we can end this needless war and bring order to CFB. The B1G emperor has foreseen this, it is our destiny.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I will never join you.
I am Dawg, like my father before me.
Spurrier is your Daddy.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on May 5, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So's Urbz
HOP ON AND WE’LL STOP
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by Bourbon_Meyer on May 5, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Even the spider panties?
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"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Louisville just won all in state bragging rights for eternity.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
As a Clemson fan, it's kinda hard to hate.
Our past 20 years of football have been like a punchline to a rambling Dennis Miller joke. Apathy and resignation to mediocrity seem more appropriate. Don’t get me wrong, I can still hate the shit out of the gamechickens if I need to, but since I’ve moved to LA (Lower Alabama), they just ain’t around to hate. But really, hating them is like hating the dumb kid that lived down the street from you when you grew up. You don’t get a lot of return on the investment. Heck, I even pulled for’em last year after they whupped us in the college world series.
So a hearty Fuck Clemson to all and a healthy eat shit and die to South Carolina.
Clempson fans embracing the meme.
I think we’ve moved up another Operating Thetan level, only 3 more to go.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
You know, Orson's right, we shouldn't take these things so seriously
I know what your trying to do and it won’t work, I’m not getting mad
YOU THINK YOU’RE FUCKING FUNNY DON’T YOU?!?!
Just keep pushing, douchebag , see what happens to you
THAT’S IT YOU’RE ALL GOING TO BURN
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
YOU SON OF A BITCH NEVER SHOW ME A PICTURE OF A HOCKEY TEAM FROM BOSTON DOING WELL
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
"It's always good to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain." -- Ron Swanson
by thechuck_2112 on May 5, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Greyshirted will attest to my dislike of Nathan Gerbe. That guy single handedly beat ND for that championship
My name is Boyd Crowder. You can come after me if you want.
FUCK BOSTON COLLEGE
And Colorado
"Come render the salad unto Caesar"
Gerbe's a shit; BC's a shit; BU's a shit
FUCK THEM ALL NUKE BOSTON
/cries
"Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards." -- Ron Swanson
by thechuck_2112 on May 6, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I vote that
Also Ann Arbor [is a whore]
"Come render the salad unto Caesar"
Rec'd, just so I could unrec
based on that last picture alone.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 5, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
One of the upsides of the new Pac-12 television deal is that with greater exposure more people will understand why I say FUCK STANFURD.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
The Author is all philosophical and Zen and shit . . .
. . . and I’ve really tried to live that way — particularly now that I’m a parent.
But Ohio University still must be destroyed.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Collateral damage from the destruction of Columbus?
ACCEPTABLE.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Orbital strike?
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 6, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Only if you can find a way to preserve Zanesville in all this.
Need to keep my parents safe, after all.
"Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards." -- Ron Swanson
by thechuck_2112 on May 6, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
We can tell them first.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I ain't even mad
… anymore. The 45 point shellacking we put on them in Tallycrappy back in 2008 pretty much burned out the last of that fire.
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