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JUSTIFIED, SEASON TWO FINALE

YEEEHAW WE GOT OURSELVES A HOOTENANNY OF A-VIOLENCIN' AND AVENGIN'NIN! 

This is your open thread for the season two finale of Justified. Why is it over here in the FanPosts? Because "SPOILER" is the "TMI!" and "TALK TO THE HAND" of our time, and we're tired of bitches who want to lord their laggardly DVR schedule over us. When V-J day happened, they would have said, "No, sorry hot nurse, I'm gonna wait to kiss you because I have to finish this tasty Pall Mall," because some cockbats insist that they are the event in the world, and that they happen to things. These people should be thrown rudely down Harlan County mineshafts.

(That's Coover. He'll be your dinner companion tonight. Nah, he ain't very talkative.)

WELL RAYLAN GIVENS WAITS FOR NO MAN AND WILL HAPPEN TO YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. Fuck your schedules, this is going off whether you're ready for it or not. Spoilers ALL OVER THE PLACE down in the comments, please. We want it to be like someone walked uninvited into Spanky's Meth Hut during an illicit gun sale in terms of spoilerbullets flying all over the place.

  • Over/under for people personally dispatched by Raylan Givens tonight: three. (It's a finale. Headshot appetizers all around.) 
  • Gutterson is the dark horse for badass of the episode.
  • UPSET PICK: Boyd dispatches Dicky, not Raylan. 
  • PSYCHIC POWERS: Mags loses all her sons and ends up committing suicide by apple pie.

GO FORTH AND SPOIL.

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