LEARN YOURSELF SOMETHING: THE VIRGINIA TECH DEFENSE
by Spencer Hall on May 4, 2011 9:44 AM EDT
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PrintThe Index will be along in a moment, but as a part of a renewed emphasis on our community education component, we do what we can do to enhance your understanding of the beautiful and savage game of football. The only way we can do this, of course, is to pass along the raw info others actually use in making football what go boom, and there are few better places to start with this than the Blacksburg Boardmaster himself, Bud Foster.
Foster''s playbook defense is summarized in this PDF, and while it isn't the whole thing you can get the basic concepts in a quick read and also learn the fun technique used on opposing offensive linemen by defensive linemen.
Target: V of offensive lineman's neck.
SOCK 'EM IN THE THROAT, TOMMY. When not crushing opposing offenses, Bud Foster does not sleep, and may be found constantly wakeboarding and looking awesome.
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Does early post mean no Curious Index today?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Um
Did you really miss the first eight words of the post?
Team Speed Kills -- SBNation's SEC Blog
If you're so inclined, follow me @Year2
by Year2 on May 4, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Congratulations.
Your ADD may be worse than mine. That’s a compliment, really.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on May 4, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I read the vast majority of the posts
If that counts for anything?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Up high, brah!
WITH A SPIDER!!!!
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 4, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought yesterday effectively ended the whole spider meme
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Oh, you have no idea
how far into the ground we’ll drive a meme.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 4, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I can bring back that pic from yesterday, if need be.
Trust me, I don’t want to do this, but if I have to…..
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
"Fuck Clemson" is still goin nigh on 8 months+ it seems
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 4, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Sleep well, my darling.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on May 4, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Well thats different, they deserve it.
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
GAH!
TITLES PEOPLE!
report?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Report it as awesome
brah.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on May 4, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
SERIOUSLY, DUDE
PUT A TITLE SO PEOPLE CAN CLOSE THE PIC.
All awesome points from the skills necessary to make that are lost because you can’t follow simple board etiquette.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 4, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
This is conflicting
Boobs, but spiders.
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Boobs > spiders
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on May 4, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
FLAG AND 8000 YARDS ON THE COMMENTER.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 4, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
MANSOME
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Dud, keep doing that and.....
You’re going to chase all the girls off the site.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
And all the spiders.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
If the spiders get runoft
What will control the cave cricket population? The last thing we need is a cave cricket infestation.
Most schools have a rival. Auburn has a stalker.
by cowcollege on May 4, 2011 11:05 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
fire. that works.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I DEMAND SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP A PINK CLEMSON HAT ON OUR NEW MASCOT.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE
SHOULD REALIZE IT DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH LEGS. THAT, MY FRIENDS IS NOTHING MORE THAN AN INSECT, NOT A MIGHTY ARACHNOID
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
WHILE PHOTOSHOPPING HAT
Plz to add legs.
/hangs head in shame
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
DONE AND DONE...
Only the most hasty photoshop skillz for you guys…
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on May 4, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 23 recs
SEND IT PLAID
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
These guys?
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 4, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Let's all get tattoos!
/bestworstmovieever
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, I guess the one good thing about being on a company pc
is that they block pretty much everything so all I see is a red x. No fellas, no need to describe what it is, thank you though for trying to include me…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 4, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd for Spiderboob
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on May 4, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm as responsible for spider gifs as anyone
BUT SPIDERS AND BOOBS ARE NOT SEXY. YOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING SEXY JUST BY ADDING BOOBS. MAYNY THINGS, YES, BUT NOT ALL THINGS. JUST LIKE BACON. WOULD YOU EAT….OKAY WELL, BACON DOES GO ITH EVERYTHING. CHOCOLATE. THAT WORKS. WOULD YOU EAT A CHOCOLATE COVERED CARROT? NO YOU WOULD NOT.
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
yes, yes I would
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah, me too actually.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I would suck the chocolate off the carrot...
by little red corvette on May 4, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Pure Evil
I like it. And I would like to sign my wife up for your news letter…
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 4, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Way late, probably never be seen, but
DAMNIT WOMAN. HAVE MERCY WITH THE VISUALS!
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on May 6, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Would try it
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I think we need to have a council to define the term
“Carrot” before I commit.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
You don't want to hear from me...
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Mr Cottage Cheese and ketchup. ick
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget the pinapple chunks....
That added a whole ’nother layer of yee-uuck in my opinion.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
Pineapple & Cottage Cheese is like a Rum & Coke,
a standard, if not exciting. But Ketchup? That is like adding Coors light to the mix.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
So I missed this the other day
My mom does cottage cheese and pineapple and cottage cheese and corn/other veggie cooked for dinner. My grandmother does ketchup on pancakes WITH syrup. GO!
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that what they teach you at Duke too?
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I jumped straight to the comment section on this one
Even ACC fans don’t care about Virginia Tech
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
correction . . . most of us Hokies know that we can't possibly add anything to a Bud Foster conversation
because Bud is a god and we all bow to the master
CTOB
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But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
-Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia, 1782
I don't think he's an actual Duke grad, but it's not like they're that bright from my EXTENSIVE experience
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No, I actually went to UNC, believe it or not.
I have my stupid moments, just the same as everyone else.
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
we 'ont take kindly to yer kind 'round hyuh
although…swapping out fandom for Duke over UNC is…well…
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
it happens more than you think!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I NEVER root for UNC, if that makes a difference.
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
dating a Carolina girl has me not really rooting for Duke that hard
but I wouldn’t say I’m a Carolina fan.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I can't see what's wrong with it. Grow up hating the school you eventually go to doesn't mean you have to be a fan
see: Pitt’s student body
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 4, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
and that's a rec. Would that I could rec it twice.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did you go to Marshall? Or Pitt?
Wait, nevermind, nobody hates Marshall but themselves.
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
hey, don't forget about God
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
See his handle.
Twould think it’s obvious.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 4, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey, you leave "little brother" alone....
They’re ours to kick around, not yours.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Not true; hating Marshall is a valued pastime among many MAC schools.
"It's always good to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain." -- Ron Swanson
by thechuck_2112 on May 4, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
What did Marshall do to the MAC?
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Left for C-USA
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll rec for you, sir
also camera is inbound, expect pic of “Eat Shit Pitt” tank soon…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 4, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
You rock, brah!!!
I can’t fucking wait to share that with the guys at The Smoking Musket.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
You seem like more of a wemustignitethiscouch type of guy
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
No. You chose poorly.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't know if the blog is any good
but my God, the name.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Went to one school, roots for death rival?
does not compute…
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 4, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah. fo sho
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Devidee33's southern cousin
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
obligatory:
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SOCK 'EM IN THE THROAT, TOMMY.
by CoastalCowbell on May 4, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your jury foreman, ladies and gentlemen.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 4, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Jury of the damned it is.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Yarrr. This chair be high, says I.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I have that same item posted at my desk.
But it reads “Target: Boss’s Kidney.”
Twice the Gators (and twice the...er...me) at a fraction of the price...The Bull Gator and Alligator Army.
by The Bull Gator on May 4, 2011 9:50 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
IP = International Civil Litigation in US Courts
and then I’m set
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Target: Sweetmeats of that asshole who threw Mrs. Rev under the bus because he was a colossal prick.
One of the most under-acknowledged drawbacks of gender equality: having to watch your beloved get screwed (in the career/professional sense) and knowing there ain’t a damn thing you can do about it. Sometimes pistols at dawn really would be the better solution.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I HATE THAT.
There’s a former boss of Mrs. blanx who has a scheduled appointment with a woodchipper.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on May 4, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd have thought a blanx would do a better job than a wood chipper
And use less gasoline, and thus be more environmentally friendly.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'm pre-chipper preparation.
This is a LONGSTANDING grudge, of which I have several.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
You? Grudge? That's like Moe having an enemies list, find that hard to believe...
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 4, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey! This is just Richard Nixon's enemy list!
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
All right give me that!
Ghost…of…John…Hannah.
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 4, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Don't judge me by my friends- they may like me for many reasons.
Judge me by my enemies- I choose them carefully.
/is really a mostly nice person. Mostly.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on May 4, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just scratch him behind the ears and...
occasionally give him some moonshine.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
FTFY
Just scratch him behind the ears and occasionally give him some lots of moonshine.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Coffee that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It's like mother's milk, it is!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
this isn't alcohol!
It’s hill people milk! I’ve been drinking this stuff since I was a baby!
Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans--raw.
by Illusions, Michael. on May 4, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I said occasionally, because he'll drink all you got if you let him....
Just like with puppies, his little belly will get all upset and just pop all over your floor.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I had it out with the guy once over the telephone and he never spoke another word to me.
I think he might have actually been afraid of the woodchipper himself.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
People who say that violence is not the answer
are not applying the correct amount of violence.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on May 4, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Quoting this as my new sig!
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Aw, shucks
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
The long form, from RAH
"Anyone who clings to the historically untrue — and — thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence never solves anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler would referee. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor; and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms."
by Albino Tornado on May 4, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I first read that book when I was about thirteen, I think
Not sure if that’s a good one for a youngster just developing his political leanings — RAH is very authoritative in that book and states everything as though it were obviously correct and true.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 4, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Rev, out there in Ames you should find all that you need to alleviate the problem....
A John Deere loader and a large tract of open land.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
And you picked the right color loader: good for you!
All I’m saying is, there’s a reason my ringtone for her is “Pride and Joy” by the ageless Stevie Ray Vaughan.
“You mess with her, you see a man get mean…”
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on May 4, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Autorec for SRV
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
No love for the IH?
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 4, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Other than it's red, naw.
Though I’ve said for years this should be Nebraska’s “live mascot.” Even Ralphie would run in fear.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
you rang?
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Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans--raw.
by Illusions, Michael. on May 4, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean you don't want a brand new window/air vent?
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 4, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Contents of the Lunchpail Revealed
The golden glowy stuff from Pulp Fiction
One signed annuity for 1 jillion dollars to be paid if Foster never leaves
Snuff film-style highlights of defensive back blitzes
You forgot the instructions
to fall down and miss tackles whenever playing a team ranked higher.
/votechnevergetstheupset
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 4, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
JMU on line 3
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on May 4, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
JMU was a top 10 team at the time of the win over VT
My understanding is that when Beamer met the devil at the crossroads he was given a marquee program in exchange for never beating ANY top 10 team.
/Karate Kid with guitar reference
If you win all your fights, you're pickin em
by imhugeinjapan on May 4, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
[snort]
Yah, Top Ten Div I-AA.
Based upon years of hate and observation, I’d say that when Beamer met the devil at the crossroads, he got the eternal devotion of the football media to his team for no apparent reason AND the power to beat down any team ranked lower than they are at the time. The devil’s twist on the deal was that they would NEVER get the upset and every so often suffer a humiliating home loss to a much lower-ranked team (see: Temple 1998, JMU 2010).
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 4, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Except for when they do get the upset, of course
Of course, VT has rarely been the underdog to their big east/acc opponents over the last decade+ in the first place
by Synaesthesia on May 4, 2011 12:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Plus
it helps when they refuse to schedule nearby BE teams
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Well, that's a "Root for the Meteor" game, if I've ever heard of one.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
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Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans--raw.
by Illusions, Michael. on May 4, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Via SBN's own Buffalo Rumblings
This is footage of the DT that Buffalo drafted in the 7th round out of Bethel (TN). He was almost 450 lbs in January and is now at 378. Look at this fucking guy move.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s-XBAU8Ous&feature=player_embedded
just looked at Buffalo's draft
and every player they drafted is from a school in the southeast (and Texas).
and yes, that guy in the video is a beast. looks like he may have ‘momentum issues’, though. (/hurr)
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SOCK 'EM IN THE THROAT, TOMMY.
by CoastalCowbell on May 4, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
true enuff
not much good with that stuff, but i had to try.
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SOCK 'EM IN THE THROAT, TOMMY.
by CoastalCowbell on May 4, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
HAVE SEX WITH THE CLEMSON TIGERS
"People ask what it's like to be a black coach. I've never been any other kind." - Ron Prince
FORNICATE WITH THE THE UPSTATE OF SAKERLINA
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
needs more negativity
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
HAVE AWKWARD SEX WITH THE CLEMSON TIGERS?
Twice the Gators (and twice the...er...me) at a fraction of the price...The Bull Gator and Alligator Army.
by The Bull Gator on May 4, 2011 10:05 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
whatever you do dont let clemson climax
And talk about her to your buddies in degrading ways most people would raise eyebrows at
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on May 4, 2011 11:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
And don't call them in the morning
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
Dorothy 8-Ball is a SAINT!
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
TELL CLEMSON THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE IS LATE
(that felt really weird typing, even though this meme has gone gender-neutral)
Typing menstrual is always a little odd.
But scientific.
Twice the Gators (and twice the...er...me) at a fraction of the price...The Bull Gator and Alligator Army.
by The Bull Gator on May 4, 2011 10:08 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Speaking of being late...
wifey was just five days late. Never happened before (been married almost four years, no kids). I’ve been sweating it and just received word that she is no longer late. Is it bad I just gave a huge fist pump? Keep in mind that we are both 30, have a house, decent jobs (me: lawya, she: teacher) and a dog.
by jjester on May 4, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nothing wrong with that
Life will find a way if it wants to, and whether or not you fist pumped before matters not to it.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 4, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
What? They're going to have T-Rex babies?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on May 4, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did she call and give you this information?
Or did she tell you in person?
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 4, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
She preggers with twins, congratulations daddy-o
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 4, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
It's not twins.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
do not want.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
The uterus is not a clown car.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on May 4, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Jim Bob Duggar says hi.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 4, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
My reply to Mr. Duggar
is fang-etched into the walls of the spider closet.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
frankly by then
I don’t even see how enough friction can be generated to create more.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
There are logistical problems, true.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I'm just gonna say this and leave you to figure it out:
Point and shoot.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 4, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
As Rodney Carrington explains it
If she wants to feel anything she’ll have to redefine ‘p*ssy-footing around’
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
O HAI
http://www.thejetsblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rex2.jpg
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 4, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
dagnabbit.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 4, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm surprised it took 2 minutes for this response.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
hey, some of us are busy losing massive amounts of money
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
looksoutfromunderhissafebusinessschoolrock
I’m not liable for this. Thanks. /goesbackunderrock
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on May 4, 2011 11:15 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
was terrified
but best mistake we ever made. money matters less than you think, and that’s coming from a money-grubbing evil hedge fund motherfucker.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Cool...b/c I'm a cheap SOB
and I was slightly confused…Bourbon_Meyer and Oscar Whiskey both replied. Pretty awesome.
Celebrate.
We do. I get monthly updates along the lines of, “WOOHOO, DODGED A MISSILE THIS MONTH!”
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 4, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Alternative:
“it looks like an old catcher’s mitt”
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on May 4, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
my favorite was that you really sold us on it being ok
I mean really took it home with “and a dog”
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on May 4, 2011 11:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
and cry uncontrollably in the fetal position
afterwards.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 4, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
HAVE RICK PITINO SEX WITH CLEM...
…hell, I didn’t even have time to finish typing it.
by lhb98 on May 4, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Make Whoopie with Clemson
/loveconnection’d
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on May 4, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
To: OL's facing VA Tech
From: Coach Wu-Tang
Re: NECK PROTECTION
Fuckin’ study that. Class dismissed.
I'm white and I don't dance but that doesn't mean I have all the answers.
by smk73 on May 4, 2011 9:57 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Auburn's Blocking strategy
Target: The medial collateral ligament of the defensive tackle
by war_damn on May 4, 2011 9:59 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Auburn's defensive strategy
Target: The lower of the back
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Couldnt find a picture of the dirty hit but here is Aaron Murray with a shakeweight
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
by jc001 on May 4, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Living breathing argument for "Just Cheap SHot" theory
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 4, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tuberville denies involvement.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on May 4, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Jim Tressel knew about Tuberville's involvement last April
by Mango Stasi on May 4, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I'll give you the green, cous...
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 4, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Jim Tressel knew about bin Laden's location last April.
/has this joke already been made?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I think it was one of the first ten comments on the bin Laden thread
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Hmm, need to check my collision insurance
to see if I’m covered in any case of chopblocking, accidental or otherwise…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 4, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
In 1992
I was a young assistant coach at East Coweta High School in Sharpsburg, GA. We took our team to Blacksburg to a VA Tech camp because we ran their (ill-fated) wide-tackle 6 defense. Bud Foster was coaching the outside linebackers (essentially DE’s in that defense). Several of us high school coaches were walking off the fields one afternoon and stopped to listen to Foster as he was finishing a period by talking to a group of younger players who were there (I’m guessing they were in the 10-11 y.o range). In a moment that is forever burned in my brain, the following exchange took place:
A young, but steely coach Foster: “Any questions?”
Little kid football player: “Coach, what’s a Hokie?”
A young, but steely coach Foster: “The key to ya mamma’s room.”
Little kid football player: [curious and confused look]
All nearby high school coaches: Choking on laughter and sprinting from the group.
Aaaaand…scene.
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
by PBCrook on May 4, 2011 10:06 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
*hisself
/fixed for likely regional pronunciation
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on May 4, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions
/pretending I completely understand joke
//just assuming obvious sexual overtones and keeping walking.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Hokie? Hokey? Ho-key?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm moving slow this morning
I didn’t even think of the “Ho-Key” aspect at first. I just went with the punchline being along the lines of being a big, bad VaTech Hokie was all that was needed to lie with ones mother.
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on May 4, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Offensive linemen
have necks?
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on May 4, 2011 10:08 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
None that I have ever observed....
But there have been cryptozoological reports of OL-sized beasts with necks out in the Great Dismal Swamp.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Bud stole this from tOSU's Robert Reynolds
Jim Sorgi’s neck still hurts.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on May 4, 2011 10:09 AM EDT reply actions
aggravated by arching over clipboards for years
Sorgi = Brooks Bollinger = John Stocco = Scott Tolzien
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on May 4, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm quite patriotic
but I listen to a decent amount of ESPN radio at work (don’t judge me, I usually don’t flip it on until I’ve exhausted freetetris.org) and I am EXTREMELY tired of seeing this joker. Not sure why, but I really have an unhealthy hatred toward him
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on May 4, 2011 10:12 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That's because he's from Philadelphia
by 49er16 on May 4, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
I haz a tear.....
my acronym’s making a come-back.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
/pedant
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I just figured his typing skillz were on par with mine.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
and green
Although, my next to youngest brother used to date a woman from Philly who was all right. I credit that to her being half-Brasilera.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Explaination: He's a Phillies fan
by Mango Stasi on May 4, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
No, its just being a Philadelphian in general.
Phillies fans are just their own subcategory.
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
This statement makes me want to puke.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
What are the odds that guy happened to wear that jersey to the game that night?
He’s going to see the Mets and the Phillies, and he decides to go with that and he is primed and ready for an “America, F*ck Yeah!” moment.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Some folks just genuinely appreciate their country
and don’t just wait for horrible death-ridden tragedies to show it.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
or it happened to be the only clean shirt in his closet
and he still debated wearing it…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 4, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
considering he was booing santa a few years ago
probably this.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I hate going to Philly on D battery night.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
He probably hasn't taken it off yet.
He’s trying to use it to pick up girls. “Hey, baby. I was on Sportscenter.”
I would
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
heh, thats what i was thinkin, too
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SOCK 'EM IN THE THROAT, TOMMY.
by CoastalCowbell on May 4, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I read that and hear that grating philly accent in my head
shooting rampage imminent.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
It was either that or the cheese-stained, molding Utley jersey
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Funny part is, that IS an Utley jersey.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 4, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Not sure if serious
But I actually agree. I don’t have to wait for July 4th to rock my American Flag Zubaz pants. I will continue to put Lee Greenwoods, “God Bless the USA”, on every available jukebox regardless of the time of day or date of year.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I just wear my Honorable Discharge lapel pin.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
100% serious
although hypocritical of me to say.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I admit
It took me a few GIS searches to find the proper eagle for this one. I felt like that one was juuuuuuuuust right.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Well it depends..
Were Utley, Howard, Rollins, Lee, Halladay, or Oswalt on team USA? If so, there is probably a few people that wear team USA jerseys to each game
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
The team was just up there- they're based in Cary I think, and they play a lot up in Philly
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's from the World Baseball Classic.
I don’t remember which player it was, but he was wearing it because one of the guys playing was on the USA team for the WBC.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
If we wanted a logical explanation we would ask someone with a Masters in Maffs.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Hey, that's me!
/that’sthejoke.jpg
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
But the next level joke is my daily oblique Firefly reference.
This is from when Mal tells Simon if he wanted a bunch of medical jargon he’d talk to a doctor, and of course, Simon is a doctor (for those not versed in the ’verse).
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Man, advanced Firefly maneuver
Didn’t catch that one at all
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
There comes a point when I change the lines so much I don't expect people
to catch them, but if you’re watching my “Behind the Music” episode on VH1 and here me tell the story you are all “right, I get it now.”
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Dammit, I didn't catch that either...
but it all makes sense now
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Posted upthread,
It was an Utley jersey. I caught the clip where he turned around.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 4, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
For the football strategy and tactics geeks
Those AFCA PDFs are a godsend. I’ve learned way more football from those than any other source, probably because they are at the right level of sophistication: not too HURR DERP to be grasped by the casual but intelligent fan, but not so esoteric that you either commit a week to study or you don’t learn it at all. You can download hundreds of these for free off a few sites (don’t have time to check but this site may still have them).
"[Many] schools call themselves Wildcats and I am very sorry for there ought to be just one school by the name of Wildcat and that is that little Calvinistic, Presbyterian, fire eating, Bluestocking, Covenanter, dissenting Scotch-Irish school down in the wilds of upper Mecklenburg County."
– Henry T. Lilly '18
Someone send Addazio this link, stat
He might learn something…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Meanwhile
The Florida Gators have finally struck back against police oppression. Arise, ye Gators! REVENGE!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Go Gatah!
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on May 4, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
With all due respect to the SEALS...
…I think Osama killed himself when he heard that Ricky Stanzi was drafted.
by Gaknar on May 4, 2011 10:19 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
This is a comment about football on a football blog.
by softbatch on May 4, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
COCAINE IS A MOOD-ALTERING SUBSTANCE
rec’d
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
I don't know what to think now...
Is he exciting or still boring, obvious and cliche?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
NEED MOAR GOLD PANTZ AND APRILNESS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
How many meme's can fit in one picture?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
NEEDS MOAR SPIDERS
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 4, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Raeg levels increasing
I do not appreciate inappropriate apostrophes with my EDSBS
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Love you for this.
We may be degenerate drunken degenerate drunks with issues, but we are precise in our language and grammar!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
except when we're regionally predisposed to not be.
right?
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SOCK 'EM IN THE THROAT, TOMMY.
by CoastalCowbell on May 4, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Y'all is acceptable
And other variations, as the debate continues on
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Its cool; because alot of times people ignore, stuff like grammar
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
by emc503 on May 4, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
/eyebrowtwitch
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw that....
and you need to stop.
/runsall the womenoffthesite ALL THE WOMEN
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
A proposition
I submit that we break up the spider closet into several layers a la Dante’s Inferno. The worst of the worst get the spider panties. And no, Beatrice isn’t coming.
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Meh. I'm still here.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Me too
Fashionable late as ever.
/shrieks and scrolls quickly past spiders
by little red corvette on May 4, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
STOP THAT.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Nice to see that I may have accidentally started the most disturbing meme on this fine website.
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
That is Hipster to the power of Hipster+infinity.
Actually not being ironic while pretending to be ironic.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on May 4, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I can't be the only one to rec this
Can I?
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on May 4, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
DIE IN A FIRE
It’s much easier to picture one’s foes as evil and inhuman if you’ve never shared a pint glass full of bourbon, although this doesn’t apply to people from UofA because this premise assumes they’re people.
Correctamundo.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Sign above water fountain in library:
Do not pour coffee grinds grounds into water fountain.
/lawya’d
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 4, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
You've met people, right?
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on May 4, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO DO THAT WHILE I WATCH YOU DO IT?
the answer is always yes
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
this
read warning labels on things. they have to be there because someone, somewhere was dumb enought to do whatever they are warning you about.
/loses more faith in humanity
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SOCK 'EM IN THE THROAT, TOMMY.
by CoastalCowbell on May 4, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Out of professional courtesy, I read marketing blurbs on packaging, and then write them when they fuck up
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
awesome.
youve either gotten a lot of free stuff/coupons or hate mail, huh?
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SOCK 'EM IN THE THROAT, TOMMY.
by CoastalCowbell on May 4, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Ooh, that's a good one.
We’ve got a sign here that says “Do not put food down the drain! It does not have a garbage disposal! Don’t put food in the water fountain. It doesn’t have a garbage disposal either!”
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
DO NOT PUKE IN THE URINAL
sign on my freshman hall bathroom
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This should be a standard sign in any college dorm, really.
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Too drunj to handle five more steps to the stall!
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
or leave mudmonkies
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
/upperdecker'd
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SOCK 'EM IN THE THROAT, TOMMY.
by CoastalCowbell on May 4, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, my roommate
Puked on the floor and appeared to use the semi solid mess as a pillow.
FRESHMAN YEAR, WOO
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
This
The most creative I saw was the dude who sat in front of the urinal thinking it was the toilet, puked in it, then passed out, face down.
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Friend got that beat
Picked up potted plant and moved it two feet to the left.
Puked in former plant location.
Replaced plant on top of puke.
Walks away with biggest grin I’ve ever seen.
Apt owner was laughing to hard to realize that he walked out the door and got away with it.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Winner!~
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Another friend
Took off his pants, sat down in a chair, peed on his pants, put his pants back on.
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
by emc503 on May 4, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A former friend of mine went to FSU.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on May 4, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
Wins all the internets?
WINS. ALL. THE. INTERNETS.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
REC CITY
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Dammit, I can't believe I missed this...
Bourbz, I no longer have any keys to FSU buildings.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
you'd be cooler if you did
since this is a thread about defecating in inappropriate places
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
My ID still swipes me into several buildings...
if you want to make the roadtrip
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Buddy of mine
fell out of his loft, onto a milk crate, shattering the milk crate. Then got up, peed in his roommate’s desk drawer, and went back to sleep in the wreckage of the milk crate.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Okay, here's the worst one
(Yes, some of my friends get buck sometimes)
Friend got home, took off clothes to go to sleep, ended up walking naked down the hall into someone else’s room, peed on a guy sleeping on the floor, and walked out of the room.
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
wow, here I was typing up my story
and you’ve got someone peeing on another guy. I quit.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Usually have to pay extra for that.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had a friend who would ROUTINELY pee on his gf when blind drunk.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
freaky
considering ‘repeated’ and she stayed.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
They are now married too.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Eep.
And your new sig line is a reference to?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Bored weeked of tv watching.
Saw Breaking In (the Kevin Bacon show on Fox) a character said, I died laughing. It may have been watched at like 11pm on a Friday. I was tired.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
c/Kevin Bacon/Christian Slater dusting off his Nicholson impression
by Albino Tornado on May 4, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty much.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a friend
his “personality check” for a possible girlfriend was to 1) get her to shower with him and 2) pee on her in the shower. He was a freaky dude who later became a Marine GOD BLESS AMERICA
It’s much easier to picture one’s foes as evil and inhuman if you’ve never shared a pint glass full of bourbon, although this doesn’t apply to people from UofA because this premise assumes they’re people.
I....I think I know this person...
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean at least she was already IN the shower, right?
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That's it, I've confirmed you're really
just a hairy fat 43 year old guy from Jersey trolling us for these many months. Also, Professor Plum with the Revolver in the Conservatory.
/checks cards…
//FAAK
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
There are people here who can confirm this is in fact not true.
My perviness is probably one of many reasons I’m still single.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Ms McKinkerson
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
Well it is better than being slutty mcslutterson
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
It is, my dear, it most definitely is.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
Gerry Dorsey!?
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on May 4, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey what's wrong with having "slut" in your nickname?
Oh yeah, everything.
Damn Chloe, if I’d been in here earlier we could have had some fun. I’ll leave that open for interpretation.
by little red corvette on May 4, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I was already threatened about giving the males here a heart attack.
I don’t think this would help. We can leave the spiders at home.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
:raises hand:
Does know the answer to the question.
But does not “know” the answer to the freak sub-quesion.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
One of my buddies is a drunk bedwetter
….but he usually tries to blame it on the girl that’s in bed with him.
Heute, Ich bin ein Kreuzschlüssel.
Never met a bigger bunch of pissers
than at Lehigh. Every single wknd I went there someone pissed themselves or even made mudmonkies in their diaper once or twice.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think any one of them would disagree
They were professionals.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
If professionals, I believe they wouldn't have to change their clothes at the end of the night.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, after reading all of these
I’m not sure there’s a drunk pissing story out there that could faze me.
"It's always good to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain." -- Ron Swanson
by thechuck_2112 on May 4, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Buddy of mine graduated from Air Force OTS, we went out drankin',
He got proper drunk, fell asleep in the hotel room, woke up needing to piss, pissed in a corner of the hotel room.
The very same corner his dress blues were crumpled up in.
NEXT LEVEL HATIN’ AMURRICA MANEUVER.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 4, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking as a military officer
you win. This is stamped with the “Oh My COTG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” seal of disapproval.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 4, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a friend who destroyed another kids final paper while that kid was revising it
by pissing on it. The sober one wreaked holy vengeance and printed another one out but still… Best story I have is that one night our Heavyweight and his rather large girlfriend BROKE the bed of the guy across the hall. These are steel bedframes mind you, and they snapped the support struts.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The catcher and his girlfriend broke the upstairs toilet in another friend's townhouse...
in just that manner. Downstairs, we just moved the trash can with the keg in it under the leak and continued drinking
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Next level fucking maneuver
That’s pretty impressive. I’ve only been involved in the demise of a dorm room bunk bed.
by little red corvette on May 4, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Only good story I have from freshman year regarding /drunj
I’m standing in the doorway talking with the guy across the hall about our upcoming CS test when another freshman stumbles by, lurching back and forth so badly that he bounces off one wall or the other about every five steps. Both of us kind of trail off and watch as he keeps going toward the bathroom. Then there’s another thud as he runs into the bathroom door and falls down before picking himself up and pulling the door open. Neighbor’s roommate (somehow he ended up with an upperclassman) had heard us trail off and poked his head out to see what was going on; he just shook his head and said, “Rookie mistake. Always use the ‘push’ door when you’re drunk.”
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Coffe Grinz
/hawaii’d
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 4, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
A lot.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 4, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
/has seizure
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 4, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
double hivemind'd
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
OH GOD THE SEIZURES
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
triple hivemind'd
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
/seizure
//hits title on way to floor shaking
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
WHOAH
needs moar cracky
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
GODDAMNIT
YEARS OF HEAVY DRINKING HAVE MADE ME MORE SEIZURE PRONE THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON. NOT.FUCKING.COOL
Sometimes the office no-fun filter is my friend....
Judging by the comments, I assume this is one of those times
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
sweet Lord, yes
be glad you can’t see that abomination. woof.
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SOCK 'EM IN THE THROAT, TOMMY.
by CoastalCowbell on May 4, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
for some reason this one came through on mine
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 4, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Man, I wish I understood half the things in that PDF
I get the basics, but most of it just goes right over me.
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 10:49 AM EDT reply actions
Anybody got a home remedy for a sore throat?
That doesn’t involve liquor?
Heute, Ich bin ein Kreuzschlüssel.
This.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 4, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
warm crystal light lemonade works great too
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 4, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
file under
“remedies that came about by accident and/or absolute dire emergency”
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
or fetish videos
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
crystal light is pretty much the same thing as Theraflu
just without the acetomenaphinwhatever in it…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 4, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
or tussin
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on May 4, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of fetishes
This story made me laugh this morning.
A San Francisco man who paid $621,000 for a condo to share with his 10-year-old son is fighting to rescind the deal after learning the other unit in the two-unit building is home to a sadomasochism enthusiast who engages in loud "leather sex."
Jack Hagerty closed April 25th on the 2-bedroom unit at 32-34 Natick St. in San Francisco’s quiet Glen Park village. Hagerty said he put down more than $300,000 — all his savings — in order to create a home for his son. Recently divorced, Hagerty has 50 percent custody of the boy.
Hagerty said that after closing on the unit he received a surprising email from Edward Gibbons, the owner of the other unit. In the email, which Hagerty made available to the Business Times, Gibbons explained that he is "a sexual enthusiast and enjoys leather sex."
no wonder the price was so low
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
at first I read "enthusiast" as euthanasiast (sp?)
and was all, an S&M guy who doesn’t like old people? Whatever floats your boat dude.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
who the fuck puts 50% down on a house when interest rates are sub 5%???
that’s what the outrage is about…right? was there something else I missed?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Bourbz is a man of narrow focus.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on May 4, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha. yep!
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SOCK 'EM IN THE THROAT, TOMMY.
by CoastalCowbell on May 4, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
market now in that town is nutso and always has been
but yeah, you think he could do better- but 6 is a HUGE FUCKING DEAL AND YOU SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING IS UP- DO YOUR DUE FUCKING DILIGENCE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Warm lemonade is really good for sore throats, seriously.
Used to mix up a little Country Time lemonade and stick the glass in the microwave for a little bit, just enough to get it hot-but-not-scalding. Sore throat gone almost immediately.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Got that workin' already. Not helping.
I might have to take the afternoon off, and try some liquor.
Heute, Ich bin ein Kreuzschlüssel.
Also consider sudafed- may be related to allergies and postnasal drainage?
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
If the te's not working, try gargling some warm salt-water
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
This, too.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
"gargling"
(giggles to self)
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I gargle a cap-full of peroxide
Kills them microbes on your throat
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on May 4, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
well hell
if that’ll work why not just a cup of bleach? or 190* grain?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't try to talk anyone out of 190 grain
Seriously though, I got that from a buddy in college and thought he was crazy. Until I tried it, and it worked. Doesn’t really taste bad, just linda metallic. Just don’t swallow any.
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on May 4, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
A capful wouldn't do anything
A half-cup or so might induce vomiting
Heute, Ich bin ein Kreuzschlüssel.
Tomato soup!
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
So does that mean I can recommend a remedy that involves liquor?
#trollgaze
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 4, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
ok...
are we just slowly working up to telling him to suck a dick?
by jokastrength on May 4, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
How do you think he got the sore throat in the first place?
/sorry
//set up was too good
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Snort some ground up orange peel
And then heat up a halls cough drop in a spoon, use a sterile needle to draw it up and inject it into a good sized vein.
Brought to you by:
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
Important question.
Beer with lunch?
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Yes.
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
You have to ask?
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 4, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Nah, I'm just gloating.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
WAIT
… What KIND of beer is it?
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Dunno- Ashley's has like 50 on tap.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
You may proceed!
Also, <3 <3 <3 Ashleys. Best bar in the state, and I will fight anyone on that.
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
The answer
To beer #1 is Bear Republic Hop Rod Ryw.
MMM, bitter.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on May 4, 2011 12:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
If my boss is paying
Bourbon.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Bar-like food.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Could always do RedHawk down the street, then go to Ashley's...
Don't forget your power towel. Bring it to every game.
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 4, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Going to the other branch- closer to home.
But I loves me some RedHawk.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Not since the mid-90s
dammit all to hell
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
BUT I LIKE BEER.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Fortunately, Mr. John Lee Hooker devised a solution to this quandary many years ago
by Mango Stasi on May 4, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
John Lee is always worthy of a rec.
Jeebus, my autorec list keeps growing.
It’s the same thing as always – get it on film, learn, talk about it and try to get better the next time we come out. ~ Dana Holgorsen on Spring Practice
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 4, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Faulty construction; the correct question is:
“Beer IS lunch?”
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 4, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Asks the man with no work this week!
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Morning's 3 miles was COLD.
Decided to skip the gym and run outside. Made me faster, because I was afraid of dying.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Back at it today.
Still weird leg thing going. But leg is still attached. Back still spasms but I can walk. So I should workout right?
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
If you're having back spasms, you might want to take a day off
You’re back will only get worse if you keep pushing it.
Heute, Ich bin ein Kreuzschlüssel.
Well it only happens if I try to run.
So no running. Will refrain from lifting heavy things as well. Think they are related actually to super tight hammies, quads, and calves. Took a rest day yesterday.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Hot Yoga
/nohomo
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been stretching, CONSTANTLY.
I don’t need to be put into hot anything for that.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Heat helps with the stretching
I’m about 1 inch away from achieving my goal of being able to do the splits again. I’m more excited about this than I probably should be.
by little red corvette on May 4, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
So is every man in your life.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 4, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Turns out WORST. SHIN. SPLINTS. EVAH.
According to trainer. Deep tissue massage tonight with heat and stretching instead of work out has helped. Icing at moment.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
72* this morning at 5:15am
85* right now, 51% humidity. Have no idea why we’ve had such nice, sustained weather. Summer’s gotta be brutal, I can feel it.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
It is now, because you jinxed it.
My mouth is about to have sex with this candy bar.
by Chloe Denmark on May 4, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
We got into the 40s last night, and on my drive in this morning.
Yes, May in Atlanta is strange.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
High in Austin on Monday was in the low 50s.
Fucking beautiful weather for an after-work Barton “Creek” hike (the creek itself appears to have relocated to West Lafayette due to Y U NO RAIN) yesterday (low 70s). This weekend is supposed to be upper-90s.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
heading out to the Regions Tradition
One of my friends is playing in the ProAm with the Ol’ Ball Coach. Time for a little heckling?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
Steveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen GARCIA
/psycheout’d
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 4, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
JAAAAAASON CAMPBELLL
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
PAAATRICK NIIIIIXXXX
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 4, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
TO FRANK SANNNDDDERRRSSSS!!!
by Board Certified Scrotologist on May 4, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
/Musberger'd
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
I am Desert Power
by Oscar Whiskey on May 4, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
just calling the "Old Ball Coach"
instead of “Head Ball Coach” oughta be enough to piss him off. damnit.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 4, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Ball Coach should get under your friend's skin just fine by hisself, thanks.
I'm white and I don't dance but that doesn't mean I have all the answers.
Throw the vis-or
clap clap clapclapclap
Repeat.
by Albino Tornado on May 4, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Off topic but....
America – Fuck yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MxVdU2eVYSg
Heute, Ich bin ein Kreuzschlüssel.
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