Of course Jim Tressel would know what to do with our Memorial Day. He'd take it, punt it away, and force us to wait deep into the day's fourth quarter for a late score. In this case that would be the SI article by George Dohrmann, which we're waiting on after this morning's bombshell resignation of Tressel from his position as Ohio State's head football coach. There are basic questions, and we have like two or maybe three answers. The rest of the analysis will have to wait until tomorrow, but holy shit, Tressel's done at Ohio State, and Jim Delany reiterates that you are all weirdos.
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