THE BEST OFFSEASON POST EVER: LET'S WATCH KANSAS STATE PUT IN ASTROTURF

Viewing party! Kansas State is putting in Astroturf and they'll let you watch online. No, for free! We know! It's like the FaxCam, but even better since you don't know what's going to happen. Maybe they'll do that patch over the right first, or maybe the left, or who knows, they might even take a break or something. You won't know what happens until you watch!

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DIRECTIONS FOR MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT:

  1. Put this on. Or this. Or this, or this, or even this. You're going to need some adventure music, because artificial landscaping needs a theme like any hero.
  2. We recommend a nice scotch to go with this, or if your boss isn't cool, a coffee with scotch in it. The wife has a bottle of it on the counter just sitting there. Let's ask the boss. "Orson, can I?" "Only if you share some with me, Orson!" "That's a deal, buddy!"
  3. Take bets on the next move. It's like Tetris, but with no strategy or variation! 
  4. Enhance your productivity by taping a tiny yellow man to the screen. Try to complete a work task before he's covered up, or "eaten," by the turf. Don't get attached to him, though, because he's probably gonna get eaten by the turf monster because it's after 3 o'clock and you're not getting any work done anyway! Too bad, our little yellow friend Hank San Antonio! (This is what we have named ours, and he's a goner.)

REPEAT UNTIL YOUR SURROUNDINGS ARE PARTIED TO THE GROUND. (Via)

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