THE CURIOUS INDEX, 5/26/2011
by Spencer Hall on May 26, 2011 10:05 AM EDT
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We don't have an official statement from the Big Ten or any other conference in response to this, but we do have the Big Ten's response, as always. (
(Come on, man. EDSBS commenters have had Delany as Sam the Eagle for YEARS now.)
ALL HAIL THE BIG EAST CASINO. The Big East Casino tweets last night were superb, and we missed them because we fell asleep at 9:30 p.m., but to add our humble suggestions:
- At the Big East Casino, Bill Stewart thinks "War" is missing the word "Spanish-American" in front of it.
- At the Big East Casino, Villanova doesn't understand why a Puerto Rican driver's license isn't considered valid ID for entry.
- At the Big East Casino non-members have a shockingly underplayed habit of getting their ass kicked at the door.
- At the Big East Casino, Greg Schiano should have cashed out years ago, and is still sitting at the table getting his ass handed to him.
- At the Big East Casino, Todd Graham knows he can't use his phone at the table. It's cool: he doesn't mind making his calls from the bathroom.
- At the Big East Casino, UConn wins a seat at the final table in a Hold 'Em tournament and has to pays the house $1.8 million.
- At the Big East Casino, you avert your eyes and walk out of the bathroom quickly to avoid tipping Greg Robinson. (Put that down, Greg Robinson. It's Lysol, not cologne, and no amount of enthusiasm will convince us otherwise.)
- At the Big East Casino, prostitutes are not allowed unless they are named Bobby Petrino (and he priced himself out of the clientele years ago anyway.)
- At the Big East Casino, people still talk about that time A-C-Caesar's Place stole two of the best blackjack tables and that one useless Caribbean Stud Table.
- At the Big East Casino, Skip Holtz's father has been booted for spitting on a dealer. He claims it was accidental.
(PS. At the Big East Casino, the rumors of taking Army and Navy as conference expansion targets is met with the only appropriate response from members.)
ABOUT THAT ACTUAL CASINO THING. Dana Holgorsen and Andrew Luck's father both issued statements about the incident, confirming that something happened, that that something was not indicative of the appropriate behavior of a football coach, and that it would certainly not be happening again. (Via.)
"I learned a valuable lesson from this incident. As a football coach, I am always in the public eye and I have to hold myself to a higher standard, which is what I ask our players to do," Holgorsen said in a statement. "I'm sorry that this incident has put the University and the football program in a difficult position. I will not put myself in that situation again."
Let's remember that Holgorsen broke no laws here, hurt no one but himself, and is awesome. Also, as Smoking Musket points out, you might not want to buy him a drink the next time the Barbarian himself sits down next to you at the blackjack table. Watch the video in that first Holgo link, and note the best comment of all from a man on the street where he says "they knew he liked to party and drink, so it's no big deal."#chuuuuuuuuch
EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT EDSBS WHEN WE PUT GLOWING ARROWS ON IT. Chip Towers completely slams the door on speculation about Mark Richt's home sale being related to a possible departure from Athens by doing the sneaky thing and actually talking to the coach. Richt, motivated by a reading of The Hole In Our Gospel, is selling the house in order to increase his financial giving to World Vision, Inc, an evangelical Christian relief agency of great scope and influence in the international relief community.
(Side note: we always got queasy around religious relief organizations, but WV has a solid Charity Navigator rating, does work in a shitload of horrible places, and actually endorses condom use as a secondary method for preventing the spread of HIV in developing countries. They're not bad at all by reputation, and suffer about as many accusations of graft as any other large relief organization.)
Somehow we think the most damaging thing about all of this for Brooks, a UGA grad who lives in the soulful, not-at-all-superficial burg of Los Angeles, is that Towers mentions his real age--43--in the story. We see your journalistic cattiness, Chip, and nod in appreciation at it. (Full disclosure: we turn 79 in July. NO REGRETS.)
RAY SMALL SAYS IT'S COOL. Remember the most dangerous phrases in the world. 1. "Do you like to party?" This phrase ends up with you vomiting in a ditch at best. 2. "I felt disrespected, that's why." This person is an idiot; eject from the personal situational plane you occupy with them, or otherwise extricate yourself from the situation immediately. These are the people who gave duelling a bad name. 3. "Don't worry, it's cool." In every instance where this phrase is used, it is most certainly not. 4. "Don't make this weird." Oh, it probably already is, and not in a good way.
Eleven Warriors points out that Ray Small continues his phantasmagorical haunting of Ohio State. HAVE YOU PEOPLE NOT HEARD OF OMERTA?
SURE, WE'RE TERRIFIED OF USF. We're pushing the USF game back again, most likely in favor of an important game with UL-Monroe.
QUEEFCORE MECCA IS OUR DESTINATION AND YOU CANNOT STOP US FROM BOWING. Kinda want to go to the front row of this show and bang our heads until they fall off, bro. (Via Denny Mayo)
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 26, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
and in honor of the Dookie being the first poster, i submit your request from yesterday.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
Final Fantasy XII
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
by jc001 on May 26, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Hold on, it's X-2 that doesn't exist.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
IX, that dude looks straight out of IX
also XIV
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Eh, X-2 was passable.
On the other hand, every single Final Fantasy VII add-on game deserves oblivion.
Ann Arbor behaves slatternly.
by Semicorrect on May 26, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Both of your statements are bullshit.
1) No.
2) Crisis Core
/Zakfanboy
//reallythat’stheonlyreason
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Fine, you get Crisis Core. The other eleventy games were bullshit.
Ann Arbor behaves slatternly.
by Semicorrect on May 26, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
What? You didnt play "Dirge of Cerberus"?
/vomitdeath
If we dont get the 3 and out, well, when is the turnover coming?
X-2 is unforgivable.
In every way.
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
X was fucking AWFUL
Tidus quit your bitching PLEASE. AND IT’S YOUR DAD? HOW FUCKING CREATIVE IS THAT? THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE! WHY DID I JUST BURN THREE HUNDRED HOURS FOR THAT SHIT?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Because the battle system was good?
‘Cause it sure wasn’t for the story.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
XIII was pretty bad for linear purposes
8 was under-rated IMHO tho
If we dont get the 3 and out, well, when is the turnover coming?
I had to walk away in horror from XIII.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
The last Final Fantasy I actually played was on the Supernintendo
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Well, you quit at the right time
Nothing against the PS1 games but the series peaked with VI/III
by Mango Stasi on May 26, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
9 was fun.
i liked most of em, but really can’t point out a favorite/best…
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
IX wasn't a FF game
but yeah it was a good one.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It didn't look like one?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It didn't look like VII or VIII
More of a throwback to the earlier (pre VI/III) games. More of a medieval/steampunk look (with big headed characters) as opposed to the sci-fi look of more recent games.
by Mango Stasi on May 26, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Every time I play VII, my opinion of it goes down.
It’s a really unpolished game, especially on the sidequests.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
I WILL FIGHT YOU
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 26, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Roll for initiative?
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 26, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Umm Good luck
/boots of haste
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
HAVE AT YOU
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
by Joey C. on May 26, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
....swordchucks?
/8bittheater’d
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 26, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think I'm just gonna play XIII VS
Because Final Fantasy: Kingdom Hearts Edition should at least be fun to play, right?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/pat pat
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
In all serious
13 VS looks like it’s going for the “Revenge of the Sith” appeal. It’s darker, so it must be good!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
/polishes turd
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
stop polishing the Blustery One!
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
We're going to need a bigger buffer.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
rumor is they changed the combat system
thank the dark gods for that.
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on May 26, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
WAIT WHERE DID THIS BEARD COME FROM? WHAT YEAR IS IT?
I think my brother played that game for about 20 straight hours one time
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
because owning in blitzball was sort of fun?
but not on the level of Triple Triad?
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
WUT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
look im just trying to find anything...ANYTHING in that game
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
What about dodging lightning bolts. That was totally awesome!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
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Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What about finding Al-Bhed primers?
So you can decipher the gibberish!
If we dont get the 3 and out, well, when is the turnover coming?
I have an ex that learned how to speak that language
She then used it whenever she wanted to say things I didn’t want to hear but still expected me to figure out anyway. I’ve never played an FF game in my life.
I went through all of that for the sake of completion
And after I did, I just sort of felt disgusted with myself.
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
LOL IMMA JUST WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE AND THEN SIT THROUGH A 40 MINUTE CINEMATIC SEQUENCE K?
/x’d
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
What's a world map?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Wait, were you describing X or XIII?
/get it
//BECAUSE IT APPLIES TO BOTH AND I BOUGHT BOTH EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO EAT A KNIFE
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
That won't bring the 150 hours back.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
nope
XIII was worth it. X? SIN? DO YOU GUYS EVEN FUCKING CARE ANYMORE?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I think the reason I enjoyed playing through that was I was in high school.
Also, my sister and I grew up on MST3K and we’d make fun of the games stupid moments.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
What does a middling Smashing Pumpkins album have to do with anything?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Middling?
Sirrah, I know you meant “bedshitting.”
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
I liked it.
Confession post? confession post.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/shiftyeyes.gif
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Have we fallen so far?
Don’t we remember the good old days of “Zero” and “Bullet With Butterfly Wings?”
/Albom’d
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
Actually the last album was pretty good
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I gave up on 'em after Billy fired all the talented members
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
This.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
que?
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Harrumph
¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ?
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on May 26, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Manuel!
Don’t mention the war!!!
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on May 26, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been listenin to pool and fountain talk all got damn morning.
I’m slow.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Jimmy Chamberlain is an massively underrated drummer
Too bad he’s also a massive smack-head.
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on May 26, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
What the fuck is wrong with you?
OH HI I’LL JUST WALK IN A LINE UNTIL ANOTHER CUTSCENE HAPPENS AND THEN PUSH X 12 TIMES TO WIN A BATTLE.
XIII was the worst yet.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 26, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I've loved every single "Final Fantasy" I've played. Some of them intimately.
I’m a Square lemming.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 26, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
so this would be you?
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on May 26, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
At least he's not an MGS whore
JUST ACKNOWLEDGE ALREADY THAT 4 WAS, PERHAPS, SUBPAR!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That is correct.
Do not try to change or innovate. I am perfectly happy to pay you $49.99 plus tax every two years for the exact same game.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Madden/NCAA on line one.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
FULLY. CUSTOMIZABLE. CONFERENCES.
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on May 26, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
So, when do we get the option for playoffs?
I know, LOL NEVER.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
When they decide to start doing the D-1AA schools again
…maybe…
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on May 26, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
WE FIXED THE AI 4 U.
HERE IZ MOMENTUM MEETER. U LIKE?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
WHY DOES THE COMPUTER NOT KNOW HOW TO DEFEND THE RUN FUCK YOU
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Defend the run= you're gonna fumble
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 26, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Unless you're running the shotgun zone read on any difficulty higher than Fetus
Then you’re fucked.
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
or running a draw play
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They had to innovate in soccer
not so much the other stuff
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Haven't played NCAA since the 90s
/got Orange to national championship running the option on every play
//then super-speed Auburn killed me in the bowl game
///fricking Auburn
rec'd
and I feel the same way, now if they’d only stop fucking around and go back to the ATB combat system.
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on May 26, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Pullin out the hipster Final Fantasy screencap
by Bourbon Dawgwalker on May 26, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever.
I liked Bartz when his name was still spelled “Butz.”
/sips pbr
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Gameplay was so much more rewarding before graphics reached the 32-bit plateau
I don’t know if you knew that. Hey, you have an extra smoke?
…
You got a light, too?
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
/loads revolver
THOSE COST TEN FUCKING DOLLARS HERE. GO BUY YOUR OWN.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
/buys carton for $46
//remembers when they were $15
///I MAD
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe that belonged in the confessions FanPost.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 26, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
12 was awful
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 26, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
SATAN
THOSE WHO WERE THERE IN 2006 SHALL NOT FORGET HIS CRIMES AGAINST RICE
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on May 26, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
The DOUCHE is even stronger in Todd Graham
According to reports, he walked out of his contract extension negotiations [sic] at Rice to take a call on his cell phone from the john and accept the Tulsa job.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Pitt's second choice to replace Dave Wannstedt
The first guy, Mike Haywood, lasted 2-1/2 weeks before he was arrested and jailed on domestic abuse charges.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
That remains to be seen, but....
I’m hoping that’s the case.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, what the fuck is a Big East?
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on May 26, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Northeastern basketball conference, pretty good
Rumors that they also sponsor football, and have members from Texas and Wisconsin cannot be confirmed or denied.
One of my fondest memories was.....
Driving through Georgia, listening to Jack Cristil calling the 2007 WVU/MSU game on the satellite radio.
Pat White broke the first play from scrimmage for a 68 yard touchdown. Jack was kinda flummoxed from that point on.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I was at that game, on the field with the WfnVU Alumni Band
We were headed back to our seats and walking up the aisle when the crowd started roaring, and looked back to see PW standing in the end zone. Sheee-it, that was a long day for the Bulldogs. Got this nice photo, though:
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on May 26, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone said a few years back that it looks like a penis chopping device
I see where they were coming from.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on May 26, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I WILL REC THIS TILL THE DAY I DIE
/Rec’ing Crew’d
oh and FUCK CLEMSON
Do you think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit?
by CockNDallas on May 26, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's just an engine telegraph from an old ship.
Pitt is over where “Reverse Engines” would be. Silly Panthers.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Commentariat, a dilemna
I went and picked up a philly cheesesteak for lunch. HOWEVA, they gave me two foot longs when I meant to only get one. How in the **** do I preserve the 2nd one and reheat it later for further consumption? I can find no good answers on this.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
eat them both
conehead style
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
"my mom's the only other person i know who can take a sandwich like that"
i say this EVERY time i eat at subway. so, approximately 2 times in the last 3 years.
by PW and EDSBSMD on May 26, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Gotta store the meat and fixins separate from the bread.
They won’t survive more than a couple hours together.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Yeah, don't hang onto it for too long.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on May 26, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I'd like to be alone with the sandwich, please
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
More prominent question
who gets fucking lunch at 10AM?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 26, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
People who wake up at 3am
Not having school or work ruins my sleep schedule
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on May 26, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Suppose I shouldn't judge
I’ve been up since 4:45 and already had 2.5 meals. No cheesesteaks though. Mmmmmm cheese and ribeye.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 26, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Been up since 530, like half a meal.
Not hungry, but some more fucking sleep would be awesome.
Also, IT’S MEETING DAY ALL DAY Y’ALL
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
hahahahah.
People still do this?
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
All the law professors?
All the law professors.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Why I would never pass.
So many comments….so many that I would get kicked out for being mean.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Alcoholics, the unemployed, angry loners...
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Shaq made his money in college dude, everyone knows that
Can’t wait to get to the DVR to watch that full South Park episode.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
It felt like cheating watching that clip
I kept seeing people commenting on it last night, but I won’t have a chance to watch til dinner tonight. UGH.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 26, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, well ... fuck ‘em! And fuck you too! I piss in your faces. ... Now let's part with that ol' EA Sports saying: Get the fuck outta my building!
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
by jc001 on May 26, 2011 10:18 AM EDT reply actions 14 recs
Any change you could make this take up more of my screen?
by Erik T on May 26, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was thinking about using the big letters
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Your ransom notes must be the size of "Infinite Jest".
I'm white and I don't dance but that doesn't mean I have all the answers.
by smk73 on May 26, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
dfw auto rec
Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger ever offers you a ride, I say take it.
by Illusions, Michael. on May 26, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Had to rec for creativity yet unseen
but dude, TITLES. Always with you.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
So yeah, got a subpoena yesterday
I won’t say a ton, but it appears to “command [me] to offer evidence” regarding a trial brought partially due to some stuff I submitted to the police.
This subpoena becomes active during my next conference. This conference is in Hawaii. Naturally, I already bought my nonrefundable tickets.
Carefully considered posting follows.
Obvious solution
Go to Hawaii, ditch your identity, live as beach bum for rest of your life.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on May 26, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
It appears to be working for Gregory House
/whatthefuckwasthat
by Albino Tornado on May 26, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know if you can afford that in Hawaii
try Fiji
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Serious answer?
Tell them you have a conflict and cannot appear on that date. Be sure to mention the non-refundable tickets.They will bitch and moan, but shit gets postponed all the time.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 26, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I had one of those things postponed once....
I told the guy I was going to be out of town on a job. He wanted to know where. I told him the Naval Base in Rota, Spain. He wanted to know what I was going to be doing. I told him rebuilding the enitre air traffic control system for the base. He said call us when you get back in the country.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Ents are envious
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
only when someone rings the dinner bell
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on May 26, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Especially as he's in B1G country
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on May 26, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Orrrrrr....
you could find a suitable replacement to attend your conference, and sell him your tickets for 20 cents on the dollar.
I haz the paypals.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Aerothermodynamics?
Sounds like a bunch of hot air to me!
/bets you’ve never heard that
/loses bet
I'm white and I don't dance but that doesn't mean I have all the answers.
by smk73 on May 26, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
//collects gambling debts
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on May 26, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Second law of errorthermodynamics?
dDerp=δKiffin/$
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on May 26, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
mmmm, that Delta didn't print out like I hoped, looks like a Female sign with the tip cut off.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Note that there's a trick here
You need to take a limit as t→inf in order to evaluate the second RHS term.
by Erik T on May 26, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not even a little bit.
The Miles approach is more like this:
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on May 26, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
will rec these references forever
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Woo Hoo!!!
Integro-differential equations!!!!
I will take, I will solve it with a computer for $200, Alex.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Green'd
MikeLew is going to be sorry he missed this, only for the catching up purposes.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm just poor theatre trash.
So I don’t understand all this math shit. But put it in a script and I’ll direct it. Maybe call it: “The Gerg Walks Alone.”
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
Well, I mean, I wouldn't actually "attend" the conference...
…except for the free lunches and cocktail hours, of course.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
At least one side probably wants it postponed. You'd be doing them a favor.
Failing that, are you going to be in Hawaii for the whole trial? They might can work around you. If it’s a jury trial, it could be days before you’re actually called.
by Nick's Hat Band on May 26, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like they'll start picking the jury the first day I'm at the conference.
Apparently the relevant folks are now aware of my scheduling problem. I won’t be back in town until 8 days later.
The more pressing matter: tailgating the trail
I’ll make ribs and bring homemade potato salad.
by Mango Stasi on May 26, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
re: USC
“@BryanDFischer: As it stands right now, prior to defections, USC can only take a class of six in 2012 to get under 75 man roster limit.”
by PAK on May 26, 2011 10:23 AM EDT reply actions 12 recs
I'll be in my bunk.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
What is the yearly limit for USC?
20? 15? I dont remember the penalty.
They could have enough defections/cuts/whatever to bring in a mid teens class.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Found the answer: 15
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Always wanted to do this, I know it has been done to death
Let me have my moment.
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on May 26, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
So I am guessing Boston College is the "useless carribean stud table"?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Boston College took a job at the ACC Casino
For no change in prestige, a miniscule raise in salary, and less chance of advancement had it stayed in its job at the Big East Casino.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on May 26, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You can have them back if you want...
Please, for the love of God take them off our hands
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Ill throw in Wake Forest to...um...sweeten the pot
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
We're better than the ACC now
Why would we want to change that and take your dead weight.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on May 26, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
/cue cripplefight.jpg
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
by jc001 on May 26, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Then again, the Big East's BCS bowl team is the equivalent of the Atlantic Sun's automatic NCAA tourney bid
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
by jc001 on May 26, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, he was from UConn....
You think the ACC got the better end of that deal?
Also, click the link above about non-members getting the asses kicked at the door of the Big East Casino. Phil Steele says boo to you.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
True statement is true
We actually perform well OOC and in bowl games, sans last years freakin meltdowns.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on May 26, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We're counting @ Akron & @ Colgate as legit OOC games?
Or should we consider the 41-20 BEATEMDOWN game at Washington?
Or the 16-7 loss against Boston College?
Hahaha, your conference is so bad it lost to Washington
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
This really should go with yesterday's last post
But whatever.
by Run Home Jack on May 26, 2011 10:31 AM EDT reply actions 9 recs
He will never get too old for this shit.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on May 26, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Schnelly- " Get that shit off my lawn"
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Excellent work, but....
….Schnelly looks like he had his throat slit. He ain’t gonna stand for that shit!
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Related to PAK's comment above:
for the best schadenfreude you’ll see all month, go hyah
for USC’s clumsily interfaced, and currently histrionic, sports board.
NDNation goes here often to laugh at their angst and knuckle-dragging.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
For additional fun
Just read all the stuff San Clemente posts. He’s a xenophobic anti-Catholic racist who likes to throw the N-word around from time to time. The Ops at WWSports acknowledge this, but don’t kick him off because he drives up their page view numbers and thus increases the amount of money they make.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on May 26, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
o rly?
what if it got geocities-ized?
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on May 26, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
PLZ TO HAV SOMEONE SHOOP?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 26, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
It's almost as bad as baylorfans.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on May 26, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
At least their board is a pretty stock standard PHBB.
Not the prettiest thing in the universe but some terribly placed banner ads aside, not bad.
Ray Small underperformed on the field
Yet when it comes to ruining his career and doing everything against the rules, he excels. No matter who would have coached him, he would fuck up a wet dream. I wish Tressel would have just kicked him off the team in the beginning and saved a lot of headaches later.
I’ll be in my bunker avoiding the SI fallout and dodging storms.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on May 26, 2011 10:34 AM EDT reply actions
I'd bet money Ray Small
Asked to borrow cab fair after that interview.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on May 26, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
If your lucky, Tressel will bore the NCAA Committee on August 12th and they'll forget the whole thing
But the only thing more boring than Tressel is the NCAA Committee on Infractions.
It’ll be an interesting bore-off.
A Michigan man using the wrong "you're?"
I am scandalized.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
The Big East just turned down an offer for 11MM dollars per school per year from ESPN
ACC makes 13 per year, WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO PLAY AT? MARINATTO WHAT IS YOUR GAME?
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
NBC/Comcast/Versus contract
Which may actually be good, since NBC/Comcast plans to revamp Versus as an ESPN Competitor.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
by Nick Petrilli on May 26, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Can someone please photoshop Hammonds face for Newts on this?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
This.
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
FTFY
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 16 recs
MY EYES THEY BURN
WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? DID YOUR MOMMY NOT HUG YOU ENOUGH? TOO MUCH?
by Mango Stasi on May 26, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
so he's wearing her skin?
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on May 26, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Only one thing to be said here
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on May 26, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Purely psychosomatic
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on May 26, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
What is "Keith Moon at age 79 if he hadn't died"?
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on May 26, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
jesus hurricons
you were on fire yesterday and are showing no signs of slowing down.
"i play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising."
by whiskey_soup on May 26, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
i think its the meds
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
aaaahahahahahah
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 26, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
its almost scary how well those two fit together.
i got chills doing it.
That's a very good question, sir. And I would counter with my own question, which is: Why is half of your face all swirly?
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 27, 2011 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions
why is that less distubing
than the original?
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on May 26, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
She looks like she ought to be on "V"
And it’s disturbing that this is less disturbing
by PalmettoTiger on May 26, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
/clicks title
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on May 26, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
/TomBradyonwaterslidejazzhands.jpg
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Next thing you know they'll be writing about "Purdue"
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on May 26, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
demonic pats fan
believes that all things are possible through belichick. all praise be to belichick.
"i play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising."
by whiskey_soup on May 26, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
who the fuck is that??
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on May 26, 2011 10:52 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Public access sports broadcasts
Run by the Three Daves.
by Run Home Jack on May 26, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I want to party with Coach Holgo.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I think that goes without saying
A more pertinent question may be “Who DOESN’T want to party with Coach Holgo?”
by Peter Gray on May 26, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Brigham Young
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on May 26, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oral Roberts?
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Jimmer Fredette?
Jim McMahon…wait….nevermind
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Oral said
That he either parties with Holgo, or God will call him home.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on May 26, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...aaaaannnnnd that's a rec.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on May 26, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew his brother Nasal...
…and his sister, who’s kind of skanky…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on May 26, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Holgo was tutored by Leach.
Imagine the RIVERS, the RIVERS of the brown…
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on May 26, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Found out on Leach's XM radio show yday
that he doesn’t even own a car down in Key West. Occasionally just goes to the airport and hops on a plane.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 26, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
he has a radio show?!
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on May 26, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
he's like a perma-guest
on the College Sports channel on Sirius-XM (same one that plays Finebaum). Airs early in the morning, around lunch and after Finebaum. Don’t know which of those three is the live version, but I think lunchtime
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 26, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
This sounds right.
I like listening after finebaum on my way to the gym.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, lunch is live
Noon to 3pm Eastern. AKA, the time of day when I’m not in the car, dammit.
Drinkin' my whiskey clear since 2005.
Now available via Twitter.
by The Missing T on May 26, 2011 11:09 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I've been known to eat lunch in the car just to listen to it.
Almost choked on a sandwich during the Maryland coaching search when they suddenly announced in the middle of the show that Leach had to leave to catch a flight.
"College Football Playbook"
the noon-3pm slot is the live one. Hyah
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 26, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Why aren't you working?
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
At office, which flooded last night.
We’re technically closed, but I have too much to do not to be here.
There’s really nothing like the smell of backed up sewage to inspire legal greatness.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I thought that you would find that smell normal
from regularly hanging out around courthouses.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
It smells like victory.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Writing a facilitation summary.
The quality of the case is left as an exercise for the reader.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I'd buy the drinks just to see Holgo and Huggs throw 'em down
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll help you arrange the financing you'll need for that endeavor
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 26, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll arrange immunity for all involved.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I'm thinking that would be.....
about the level of the GDP of a small Caribbean nation.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
"The bill is due, sir."
“You owe $Texas.”
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Actually...those two
it could just be a few bottles of Early Times and some Parliaments.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 26, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I can see the Early Times for Huggs....
but I’m figuring Holgo more as a Vodka/Red Bull guy,
or maybe a JaegerBomber.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I see Holgo
cutting Jameson with 4loco
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on May 26, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
SO BE IT, PLASTIC BOTTLE BANKER'S CLUB VODKA FOR HIM
have I mentioned how lucky you are to have that coach…
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 26, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, you have.
And I am ecstatic that we have him too
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I have inappropriate love for Holgo.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
But, if I see anyone in Michigan clothing....
anywhere near him [read that as same county]
I’m shooting first and asking questions later.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Completely understand.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
What about Ohio State clothing?
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on May 26, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Hahahahahahahaha, Oh wait,
Were you serious? tOSU running an air raid offense?
Hahahahahahahaha, Sorry, that thought is just too funny.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Holgo ingests his own concoction
of Red Bull, Banker’s Club Vodka, Sterno, and Crystal Meth.
Injected into his eyes.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
The funny thing is
Holgorsen was in no way deterred by this fiasco. He was spotted by several people in Houston last night at a local watering hole getting wet with a buddy if his, a local radio personality.
It's all part of the process.
by TheBlackAttack on May 26, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Holgo will finish the goddamn drill.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
HEY HEY COACH RICHT
I HEARD YOU LIKE SUPPORTING THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES YEAH WELL THAT’S COOL I HAPPEN TO MAKE SIGNIFICANT FINANCIAL CONTRIBUTIONS TO COLOMBIA ON A BIWEEKLY BASIS. YOUR KID TOTALLY SHOULD’VE STAYED AT CLEMSON THOUGH THAT AIN’T COOL BRAH. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CONVINCE HIM TO GET YOU TO GO HALVSIES ON A PLACE DOWN IN CORAL GABLES WITH ME CUZ I KNOW YOU WENT TO THE U AND WE ALL KNOW CERTAIN ITCHES NEED SCRATCHIN.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on May 26, 2011 10:55 AM EDT reply actions 13 recs
I'm proud to make that green
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I actually read this and thought for a second that you'd . . .
misspelled “Columbia”. It’s kind of like the third world. I could see somebody brokering a coke/weapons exchange in Pavlov’s.
that's vintage 8-ball
"i play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising."
by whiskey_soup on May 26, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
You people disappoint me.
So many drug and bad behavior mentions, and not one 8-Ball posting. I need my 8-ball fix.
/Shows self out
Tottenham Hotspurs, Penn State, and Winthrop are the only things that made me cry in my adult life.
by Tottenham Makes Me Cry on May 26, 2011 10:55 AM EDT reply actions
you dun got beat
Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger ever offers you a ride, I say take it.
by Illusions, Michael. on May 26, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Looks like someone read my mind.
@Torgo’s E.P., are you a wizard?
Tottenham Hotspurs, Penn State, and Winthrop are the only things that made me cry in my adult life.
by Tottenham Makes Me Cry on May 26, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Since you're in my head...
Tottenham Hotspurs, Penn State, and Winthrop are the only things that made me cry in my adult life.
by Tottenham Makes Me Cry on May 26, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
ARISE CHICKEN
ARISE
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
4 pm here.
naptime.
Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger ever offers you a ride, I say take it.
by Illusions, Michael. on May 26, 2011 10:56 AM EDT reply actions
If I created an SEC tourney stitckball open thread
where we just made JP/Dave Neal jokes all day, would people be interested? The whole thing is free on the internet this year so it’s a great time waster.
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
yep, sure as shit better than basketball
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on May 26, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Also it helps that the Gamecocks are a probable to win it.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather they save some hits for the NCAA tourney
/knocks wood
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on May 26, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
But I'm sure the players would rather be at the SEC....
than back home doing two-a-days for Tanner, like they did last year.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
whatever happened post SEC last year
seemed to work out in the end
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever
-Mark Twain
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on May 26, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
It did, and congrats one more time.....
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
good enough for me
coming shortly
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
and done
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
I'm kind of committed after the brief college baseball digression
a couple days ago. I’ll be checking in randomly thoughout the day, and hoping Erik pops in to shake his head at everybody.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on May 26, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, well.
Here in the B1G, our crack babies watch Baby Einstein videos and read the annotated version of Goodnight Moon. We put it on the coffee table out front so everyone can see. Now if you’ll excuse us, we have to pick them up at the Crack Baby Orphanage to take them to their playdates.
Why, yes, the playdates are in Orlando and Jacksonville. Why do you ask?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 11:14 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Sigh, rec'd.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I. Don't. Get. It.
lolwut?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 26, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
When Ohio St. is on probation next year and Auburn is not
will crazy Buckeye fans will be driving down with Spike 80DF?
Not likely
Ohioans coursing through the South with malicious intent have historically preferred fire.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on May 26, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
or they drive RVs
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
SHERMAN uses FIRE on GEORGIA
GEORGIA burns.
GEORGIA, SOUTH CAROLINA and ALABAMA all look at Ohio and steal all their auto plants and jerbz
South LOLs at Ohio.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 26, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
GEORGIA used warm weather!
It’s Super Effective!
OHIO has no population left!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on May 26, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Atlanta Uses Traffic!
It’s super Effective!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
SHERMAN is stuck behind a blue hair going 35 in the fast lane
SHERMAN dies before he reaches his destination
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 26, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Blue Hair uses change five lanes without signaling!
It’s Super effective!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Never mind the lazy racism
Someone didn’t get the Family Guy memo.
PARD, THAT DOG JEST WON’T HUNT.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on May 26, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Give 'em a break, this passes for funny in Columbus.
by Erik T on May 26, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I'm sure where ever you're from nothing but cartoosn from the New Yorker pass as funny
so elegant. such class and refinement. 
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 26, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Um.
Wat?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 26, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
dammit
it didn’t show up the first time.
image fail.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 26, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
HELP IS ON THE WAY
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 26, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
This subthread should win some kind of award
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
this goes here
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Do you realize the fine for signaling in Atlanta?
I think its like $150 plus 6 pts on the license.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
I mean you could just stop and wait for the cars to go by
/southtexas’d
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
You could also hang out in the left lane going 50
and then fly by in the right lane at 105 a few miles later.
/i-55’d
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I-10 tunnel
75 mph to complete stop in 1/32 of a mile.
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
/self reply
forgot this:
/beats dead horse
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Antelope Freeway, 1/32'd mile
Antelope Freeway, 1/64th mile
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on May 26, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Vista Acres....
If you lived here, you’d be home by now.
/Firesign Theater auto-rec
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Can I get Duluth in it?
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on May 26, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're behind a non-Alabama license plate on I-10
Prepare to slam on your breaks.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Really a non-2 or -5 Alabama plate.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
i used to hate taking the Causeway
now that is about the only way i’ll go…
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I would say this is me, but the 50mph is due to to above statement
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not you
unless you’re driving a mid-90s minivan with “GO JOLIET CENTRAL RUSTCATS JV WOMENS VOLLEYBALL!”
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Are the family stickers on the back showing the dog and cat too?
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe a pair of flip flops with six pairs of little flip flops
LULZ YOUVE NEVER BEEN TO THE BEACH IN YOUR LIVES INDIANAFOLK
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Alright, I'm glad that's not just around where I live
Do people also have those monogrammed bumper stickers?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on May 26, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Not here, but lots of mexico plates on escalades.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
also Island girl stickers or hang ten stickers
RAEG! or maybe just a DEEP misunderstanding of geography
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It is Indiana...
Also the flip flops on the rearview mirror.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I always LOL at the map of Hawaii stickers.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on May 26, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
MIDWESTERNERS YOU ARE NOT FROM AN ISLAND BECAUSE YOU SAW A MOVIE ABOUT HAWAII ONCE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
WELL, SOUTHERNERS
If “God is your co-pilot,” why the FUCK did you just CUT ME OFF in your Lincoln Town Car?
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on May 26, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Bless your heart.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
because He didn't say there was anybody there
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 26, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seen yesterday in downtown Charleston
Dog is my Co-pilot
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Also once seen . . .
“I’M A DYSLEXIC AGNOSTIC
UNSURE IF DOG EXISTS”
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
RAEG
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
See that a lot at Duke
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
not surprised
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Somehow this is less than shocking
(Same goes with Duke)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on May 26, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
without getting too spidery
you see a lot of “Israel” plates next to “Palestine has a right to Exist” stickers
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Similar thought
I always crack up when I see the large Jesus fish eating the smaller evolve fish. That’s cool that that’s your ideology and all, but you kinda just proved one of the basic tenants of the theory of evolution by the bigger fish eating the smaller fish (i.e. survival of the fittest).
/please avoid spider closet
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
That one annoys me because that's not whaOH GOD THE SPIDERPANTIES!!!
On second thought, I think I’ll just shut up.
Because conflicting ideologies
have ALWAYS been proven to get along very well.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 26, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that's the point.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
What's wrong with this?
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 26, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Every subaru and vw
In oregon has this sticker
"I know, I know we are the chosen people, but once in a while can't you choose someone else?!" Tevye
No, they have pickups there too.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
No, we really dont
They just cut to back third off of the roof of a subaru station wagon
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
I'd like to believe you
but I drove through Springfield once by accident and those pickups didn’t have out-of-state license plates.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
That is my philosophy.....
Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box,
Religion is a smile on a dog.
/Edie Brickell’d
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!
by Dr. Norris Camacho on May 26, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WE WILL OVRTHREW THE PORESSERS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A dyslexic man walks into a bra....
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm a big fan of
Jesus loves you even if everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on May 26, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the ones that piss me off the most
are the ones that say “Warning: Driver missing in case of Rapture”.
I can only guess they’re the ones that gave everything away last week.
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on May 26, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Another favorite of mine
“Visualize . . . USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL!”
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/pulls over at cracker barrel
//no not that cracker barrel, the other one
///no no no, the cracker barrel in bloomington
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I love those family stickers.
It lets me know exactly how many zip-ties I’ll need.
It’s much easier to picture one’s foes as evil and inhuman if you’ve never shared a pint glass full of bourbon, although this doesn’t apply to people from UofA because this premise assumes they’re people.
Whoo rustcats
the only JV team with a childcare plan
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 26, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I-77 Mr. Michigan Plate hangin out next to the other Michigan plate all the way down past COlumbia
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Rec on that.
The I-10/1604 interchange is infuriating.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on May 26, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
That's where I work.
I live over at 1604 and I-35. 281 is worse than 1604.
Also, texans, if I’m on your ass in two seconds, the left lane is not for you.
/notmeantforhowthatreads
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
A friend of mine always used a term "San Antonio Traffic Jam"
Which translated to “Five cars abreast with hundreds of yards of clear lanes in front of them, going the exact same ten-miles-an-hour-under-the-speed-limit, making it impossible to get by in any lane.”
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on May 26, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
That's generally referred to as:
‘A Rolling Roadblock’ around my parts.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 26, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
RAEG
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 26, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I find this more anywhere south of Waco.
Not Houston, but Waco, Austin, anywhere on the I-35/37 corridor leading to Corpus.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I like that Austin banned 18-wheelers in the left lane
ARE YOU LISTENING DALLAS
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on May 26, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
SA did too.
I-10 has none between SA and Houston during daytime hours (ie 6am -9pm)
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Common sense traffic laws
Not so common in North Texas.
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on May 26, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that confused the hell out of me at first.
Then I realized I-35 is the wrong way to go, anywhere, in Austin. I don’t think I’ve driven on it between TX-71 and US-183 in almost a year. I’d rather spend $5 on the toll road and take all the back roads than deal with 35 anywhere between Austin and Dallas. (35 to San Antonio is usually okay.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
OH so SHOULD I take 183? I've been taking 130/45 from Georgetown around to Buda.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
183's not as fast as 130/45
but it does have the advantage of not being a toll road. I mainly use it if I’m heading toward NE Austin and TX-1 is really badly backed up (normally TX-1 north to 2222 or 183 and come in from the NW instead).
For long trips 130/45 is probably a better bypass; in town, cutting that far around is not worth the trouble so I go with 183 or 360. Both slower than 130/45 (and 360’s usually as bad as 1 at rush hour but better when 1 backs up for no reason whatsoever on Saturday afternoons) but not as far out of the way.
I’ve heard rumors that they’re going to extend 45 on the southwest side so you can shoot down 1 and bypass 35 on the west instead of the east, but traffic on 1 tends to be almost as bad as 35.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I took 130/45.
I’ve done the 183/360/1 route before. Main Texas office is that direction, and when I was going to move up there, that’s the area I started with. I’m all about learning shortcuts. It might be more miles, but less frustration makes me happy on car trips longer than 10 minutes.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 28, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, what a crazy idea
Almost every highway in Europe has been doing this for quite a while…
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 26, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Logic, how does it work?
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
so has the New Jersey Turnpike
but that doesn’t really have the same cachet.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
KEEP RIGHT PASS LEFT
ITS THE LAW*
*Except on I-94 apparently
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 26, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Or any highway in Georgia
Get back in your loser lane, grandma in the 86 station wagon!
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
There are large cities that don't do this?!
Drinkin' my whiskey clear since 2005.
Now available via Twitter.
by The Missing T on May 27, 2011 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought that was an Austin specialty.
Here’s a hint, guys: I rarely go more than 5 over. If I’m in the left lane flying past everybody, something has gone horribly wrong.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Sherman does 80 mph on 285 behind painter's van.
Ladder falls off painter’s van, Sherman wrecks and dies.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 26, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if this was from Farenheit 451?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
OHIO uses Struggle
It’s not very effective
OHIO Fainted!
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on May 26, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Michigan uses splash!
It’s not very effective…
Michigan Hurt itself in it’s confusion!
Michigan is now Hoked!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Michigan uses JINGLE KEYS
It’s not very effective
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Michigan fell Asleep!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
MICHIGAN would like to learn a new move
But, it can’t learn more than four moves.
Which move would you like MICHIGAN to forget?
MICHIGAN forgot SUCCESS and learned RICH ROD!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on May 26, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
MICHIGAN uses SEPTEMBER HEISMAN WINNER
It’s super effective!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
NOTRE DAME uses WAKE THE ECHOES
It’s not very effective.
MICHIGAN uses QB DRAW
It’s super effective!
NOTRE DAME has fainted!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
NOTRE DAME uses DECIDED SCHEMATIC ADVANTAGE
It’s not very effective.
NOTRE DAME uses JUMBOTRON
/program crashes
by lhb98 on May 26, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
MICHIGAN uses TATE
MICHIGAN begins dancing!
Nothing happens.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on May 26, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
TATE uses TRANSFER
It’s not very effective
by Mango Stasi on May 26, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
TATE uses TRANSFER
It’s not very effective.
TATE uses TRANSFER
TATE uses TRANSFER
TATE uses TRANSFER
TATE uses TRANSFER
TATE uses TRANSFER
TATE uses TRANSFER
TATE uses TRANSFER
TATE uses TRANSFER
I’m sorry, you are out of Forciers. Please insert more quarters to try again.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on May 26, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
OHIO uses DIVE DAVE
It’s super effective!
Ann Arbor behaves slatternly.
by Semicorrect on May 26, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
OHIO uses RETIREES and SNOWBIRDS on SOUTH
its super effective… dammit
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THE SOUTH uses SHORTYS on OHIO.
OHIO is stunned!
by vineyarddawg on May 26, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
OHIO uses WAR PAINT
it backfires for a length of 5 months!
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
You encountered a Bulldog!
WeedleCharlie used GUST!
It’s not very Effective…
Bulldog used cover-0!
It’s not very effective…
WeedleCharlie used FADE!
It’s not very Effective… (and so on and so on)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
TRESSELL forgot all the moves back in april
its Super effective!
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Welcome to the TATTOMART
Here, you can purchase TATTOOS or sell your Items?
You want to sell GOLD PANTS?
I can give you 5 TATTOOS for that
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on May 26, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
But GOLD PANTS cost 10 TATTOOS when I bought them!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
More freakin Big East News from the Conference, apparently Marinatto may get a vote of No Confidence
http://www.voodoofive.com/2011/5/24/2187190/big-east-expansion-villanova-tv-contracts-red-herring
Prepare for the inevitable implosion in about 2 years or so. That or someone competent keeping this raft made of cobbled together driftwood going.
"Oh so if he's not Muslim he just gets a pass? That's called profiling mother and I don't do it!" - Sterling Mallory Archer
How many minutes talking about fountain lights and music and it not running "at night"
ALL. THE. MINUTES.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
What kind/are you using a building automation system?
Professional interest.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 26, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no clue. That's the problem.
She actually said out loud “I want something like the Bellagio”
We all stopped breathing.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
What's her budget?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
free.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
So the last guy out
flips the switches?
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaause that ain’t gonna happen lady.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 26, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
/writes "thinking" in billables book
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This same owner also has a 32K light fixture coming from Italy.
THere are 4 of them. After being ordered, she wanted to change it. she did not understand why there were costs.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
LULZ
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Last week, we were done by now.
I’m hungry. I’m going to eat my neighbor.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
She sounds like a wonderful lady
I don’t remember what you are building. Hotel? Casino? Home?
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 26, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
Hotel, Apartments/condos, apparently a “dance hall” and some away from buildings pools.
I seriously love my job. But sometimes, i just want to be like, Do you all LISTEN TO YOURSELVES?
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Are there no drawings?
I mean, how can she just change light fixtures and not already know how things are going to run?
I mean, I’m guessing if they cost $32K a piece that they are BIG and need some sort of SUPPORT structure beyond Gorilla Glue® and dreams.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 26, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
She knows how to manage money but not construction?
It’s all I got. This is her first project that she’s in charge of.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
does not compute
knows how to manage money != $32K lights that she isn’t ‘sure’ about
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 26, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
If it weighs less than Chahhlie Gorilla Glue will certainly do the job.
Though as an attorney who sometimes represents contractors, this has been good for a knowing lul.
/“I know my significant other decided to change to the Brazilian Peanutwood floors after the Ugandan Lemurwood floors had already been installed, but I didn’t think I’d actually have to pay for that! What’s a change order? I don’t think I’d ever sign something like that.”
Smiles all around here sir.
Smiles ALL. AROUND.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
And this is why you have lawyers!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I don't need lawyas
Although I did get called bitchy yesterday. That was awesome. I think I said, “if you want bitchy, keep it up. This is slightly aggressive because I’m tired of listening to your shit”
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Bully for you, bully!
/Teddy Roosevelt’d
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
...dance hall?
The cost of shipping construction materials to 1933 are going to bankrupt you before you even start…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
There even real quotes around that phrase!!!
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
$32k light fixtures and no building automation budget?
ALL. THE. LULZ.
I used to work for a company that did lighting automation. Neat stuff.
No there's a building automation budget.
I just don’t know what it is. I’m doing the condos.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't work with the gov't do you?
I saw a brand new, just completed building worth $6.7 million dollars that the only thing on a schedule were the lights. By the time I got there to do some work, they’d over-ridden it and taken to turning them on and off with the breaker panel. :smh:
So they didn’t bother to use schedules for the refrigeration, HVAC equip, exhaust, or HHW/boilers. Sad thing: This building was still more efficient than the one it replaced…
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 26, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I just died inside.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
The things I have seen
would make you gasp, laugh, cry, and simply hate your job.
I get sent to the WORST buildings people can find and have to fix them.
I’ve seen OA ducts in Miami SEALED closed resulting in moisture dripping down walls and mold issues resulting in sickness. The maintenance guy explained to me that the building ‘heated up faster in the winter’ when he did this. And conversely, ‘cooled faster in the summer’. He didn’t worry when it was mild.
The worst part: nothing has changed. The buildings tenants (high rank gov’t and agencies) won’t relocate, even briefly, to address the problems. They have instead put in for new construction….in downtown Miami, where there is SO MUCH REAL ESTATE AVAILABLE and SO MUCH EXTRA FUNDING FOR THIS…
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 26, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
So you're NOT moving here?
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Not at the moment.
I’ve apparently negotiated myself to the backburner. They’re going to try and squeeze by and then force me to spend random weeks out there catching them up rather than just give in to my demands and let me lead their people out of the desert they’ve wandered into.
/Yeah I’m kinda like Moses, yo.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 26, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, bring drinks with you, cause at this rate I'm gonna need more.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
No, no....
I worked for a company that makes the equipment rather than for an integrator. I wrote embedded software on some of the bits and pieces of the system. I did consult on a few integration projects, though.
The company I worked for… let’s just say they don’t know how to spell Graphic. I worked on the residential products, though, not the commercial building lighting automation products.
a buck O five
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
So where can she get some of this "freedom"?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
tree fitty?
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on May 26, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
NOW WOMAN
DON’T GO OFFERIN’ THE SPIRIT NO TREE FIDDY.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
HAHAHAHAHA
Energy bills and usage will bankrupt this building.
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 26, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it football season yet?
How about now? Is it football season now? What about right now? When will then be now? Soon?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 26, 2011 11:34 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
KNOCK IT OFF
OR I’M TURNING THIS OFFSEASON AROUND AND TAKING YOU TO THE NL CENTRAL.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
It's been a while but hey we finally got two in a row off a bad team
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 26, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Brooks Conrad.....winning....a game?
MIND.BLOWN.
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
GOOOOOO CARRRDINNNALLLS!
hey, at this point, maybe you will be able to afford Pujols
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I could afford Pujols right now.
I have 8 cents sitting on my nightstand, that ought to cover his production right now.
he's better than Prado though
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
haha, we killed that trade.
he offered it again & i declined.
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
the more i thought about it...
i just couldnt do that….
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
IS HE HIGH WHO IS IT ON THIS BOARD?
no… ok., Prado and some pitching? Sure. Just Prado? WUT?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So you want him to leave town?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
grrrrr.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, well.
Your stadium is the Juicebox.
QEDMF.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
also a farm team
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The one that got torn down did...not the pretty new one.
Bug Light Lime gave us pretty new stadium.
SO MANY PEOPLE DRINK THIS. WHY?
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 26, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
It tasted like cleaner I don't know
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Also, if you see MGD 64 Lemonade in the store, keep moving.
I’ve tried two of the 12 pack that my wife got, and couldn’t finish either one. Yuck
I'm imagining they taste like light lemonade.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I think, honestly, people don't like the taste of beer, don't like liquor, but like the subtle buzz of flavored alchywater
so there you go.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
flavored alchywater gives you a buzz?
since when have they been making it hard enough to do that?
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on May 26, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It's all about tolerance and what people drink
which is enough of that to overhydrate
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hmmm
With added Firefly, could it be tolerable as a John Daly?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 26, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
So you don't think he's doing a good enough job of that on his own?
/pulls on obnoxious pants
//parks RV outside of Hooters in Augusta
///not playing in tourney
////still tries to sell stuff to people on thier way in
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 26, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Q: How low must one sink before one is worse than the Pirates or Royals?
A: AstrLOLZ.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
They've brutally cut short more careers, too
NO ONE WILL BE SPARED. NO ONE!!!
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Man, that's the truth.....
I grew up a Pirates fan back in the days of Clemente, Clendennon, Mazeroski and “Chicken on the Hill with Will” Stargell. When Jim Leyland quit them in 1996 because he was “too old to build you a new team every year” I quit following the Pirates. I told my buddy, as long as I was going to root for a perpetual loser I’d might as well be a Cubs fan.
ACS has me following the Cardinals this year, and I haz a happee!
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
SEE ISN'T THIS FUN?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes it is.
Although it’s a little strange trying to think of Pujols as a ‘good guy’.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
ACK BARF
WHY ARE WE NOT WINNING THIS COLOSSAL SHITBAG OF A DIVISION
OH THAT’S RIGHT, DUSTY BAKER
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
what's a dusty baker?
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 26, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
here you go!
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
quick GIS
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Pull...Starter?
Wuzzat?
if (starterage < 25);
(leavestarterin = TOOFUCKINGLONG);
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Mark Prior and Kerry Wood nod in despair.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
i wonder how much $ it'd take for Wood to sign with a Dusty-coached team?
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit, I would.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
so, he'd be Manny as a pitcher, huh?
/up top
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
The “;” after the if clause renders it meaningless, meaning Dusty leaves all starters in for TOOFUCKINGLONG, which is correct. Bravo.
/izanerd
It scares me that I saw that immediately too
despite doing all my programming in the last four years in Python.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
thatsthejoke.jpg
Yeah, I did CSE classes all freshman year, what up
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
120 pitches through 7
“this kid can go the distance”
"i play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising."
by whiskey_soup on May 26, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Sup, brah.
YOU KNOW, DUDE, MAYBE IF YOU WOULD STOP GIVING UP THREEVE RUNS IN THE FIRST INNING OF GAMES, WE WIN MORE OF YOUR STARTS AND YOU COULD STOP BITCHING ABOUT “LACK OF RUN SUPPORT” YOU DREADLOCKED TWATWAFFLE
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on May 26, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
rec'd for "twatwaffle"
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 26, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Added to the vernacular
It’ll go great as a bookend to twat-wallet
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 26, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
i feel like twat-wallet is redundant
but i still like it.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 26, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
At long last, I have a "deuce" for yelling at traffic.
Until today, all I had was “fuckwad.” Now to find a change-up.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
last night must have been fun for you
I don’t get his usage of Cordero- he doesn’t use him as a closer against the Pirates but throws him in against the Cards (HE SHOULD HAVE CONVERTED BUT WHATEVER)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I don't know if you saw my tweets when the game was over
Suffice to say they were all in capital letters.
WE HAD TWO PITCHERS LEFT IN THE FUCKING BULLPEN AND PHILLY HAS A 2ND BASEMAN ON THE MOUND BUT NO CARLOS FISHER CAN HANDLE ANOTHER INNING LOL IT’S K
ALSO, YOU HITTERS, WHY ARE YOU SWINGING AT ANY OF HIS PITCHES, AT ALL, EVER
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Brandon phillips could have walked home, but hey, he had to get picked off by a guy throwing no strikes
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
STOP TALKING TO JIMMY ROLLINS, BRANDON
HE IS NOT YOUR BFF
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO FULL OF RAEG*
*since last year’s playoffs
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wilson Valdez shaking off the pitch call was awesome.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Mom will just pat him on his little head.....
Aunt Stabby’s the one you want to be telling this to.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, #2 is the worst IMO of the most dangerous phrases
My roommate felt “disrespected” by the way “that bitch” looked at her as we walked across a quiet quad on the way home drunk from one dorm to ours. So a shouting match ensued. I, poor ignorant freshman girl that I was, didn’t have a clue why my roommate wanted to fight said “bitch” who “looked at her wrong” IN THE DARK at 11:30 or later on a Friday night when we commenced drinking potent beverages at 6:20 pm.
HUH? WHAT?
I have since learned about drunk and crazy more in depth.
Totally get what you're saying bro.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
When keepin' it real goes wrong
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on May 26, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYIN ON MY PHONE
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on May 26, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I've got a fever..
…and the only prescription is more spiders.
"I don't really think about normal.I think normal is something I never wanted to be."
by 4-6 Seconds on May 26, 2011 11:43 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
No.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your prescription has been declined
How about acupuncture courtesy of Aunt Stabby instead?
by Mango Stasi on May 26, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Aunt Stabby has sadid she really doesn't care about the spiders.....
It’s the e-mail from GROWN-ASS MEN complaining about the spiders that bothered her.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
GROWN ASS MEN
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
...
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 26, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Where Holly's assessment falters . . .
. . . is in assuming that any of us are truly GROWN-ASS MEN, as opposed to say, psychological 13-year-olds with college degrees.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I really wish I could still say that....
being the parent of a special-needs kid kinda jerks your ass right out of the Peter Pan phase.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
/broad, overreaching, largely baseless statement about young people these days and our education system
//David Brooks’d
by Mango Stasi on May 26, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
/double-spaced histrionic moralizing
//mitch albom’d
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
tale your fever and....
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
IT Crowd autorec engaged.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on May 26, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
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I love green because money be green.
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by Joey C. on May 26, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
speaking when non existent
that’s a paddling.
Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger ever offers you a ride, I say take it.
by Illusions, Michael. on May 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
oh common they weren't so bad...
This was your all’s reaction which I feel is offensive to spiders everywhere.
"I don't really think about normal.I think normal is something I never wanted to be."
i think the spider pictures were in tents.
there response was natural.
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by CoastalCowbell on May 26, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Is oh common lower than oh lords?
Does oh lords even do anything anymore?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
/ndnation'd
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
it's a phrase indigenous to northwestern Greenville County, SC
They tend to not space words up there
"I don't really think about normal.I think normal is something I never wanted to be."
by 4-6 Seconds on May 26, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
At Furman
Or Anderson?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Greer Elementary, actually
"I don't really think about normal.I think normal is something I never wanted to be."
by 4-6 Seconds on May 26, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
That commercial was fucking hilarious.
Thank you for sharing.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
My youtubing pleasure
"I don't really think about normal.I think normal is something I never wanted to be."
by 4-6 Seconds on May 26, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we've got the handle on Holgersen now
Virginia Tech is the Scut Farkus of college football
by An 'eer with a beer on May 26, 2011 12:08 PM EDT reply actions 15 recs
son of a son, son of a son...
son of a son of a viking
"i play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising."
by whiskey_soup on May 26, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Its always first and ten in Holgoritaville
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
That is our most fervent wish....
except for when it’s a touchdown.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yet another reason that OSU fans prefer Ted Ginn to Ray Small
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 26, 2011 12:13 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
MOAR SPURS DRAMA?
YES PLZ MOAR!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
How do little spiky metal wheels have drama?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell, I'm just relieved that EPL Vanderbilt luckboxed into the Europa on a Goody Two Shoes pass after all
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on May 26, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Fulham isn't EPL Vanderbilt.
You’re thinking of Bolton.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on May 26, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Hangeland gonna move?
This is inevitable, right? Anyone?
You are a thief of joy.
by videoartistknoxharrington on May 26, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Hangeland looked really poor against top clubs
but yes, he is. Arsenal or Pool supposedly
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Slow Norwegian is slow.
You are a thief of joy.
by videoartistknoxharrington on May 26, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
he got tooled by Suarez repeatedly
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
After you mentioned that he looked poor against top clubs
I immediately thought of the beatdown at CC. I just wasn’t sure if Liverpool is, ahem, are still a top club.
/No CL bums me out
You are a thief of joy.
by videoartistknoxharrington on May 26, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
they certainly looked it the second half of the season
and I guess I rate Suarez
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No doubt about it.
If you told me 3 years ago that I would be thrilled to have Suarez, Meireles, and Maxi, and that Roy would come on and temporarily debacle the club, I would have laughed out loud.
You are a thief of joy.
by videoartistknoxharrington on May 26, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Well Meireles sure. Suarez? sure
MAXI? nope. Kind of hope Aquilani comes back.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I guess I'm surprised to hear that.
But I’m a relative newbie (2003). Heard that Juve didn’t extend AA. Last question: What is the issue with Maxi?
You are a thief of joy.
by videoartistknoxharrington on May 26, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
so ,yeah, those aren't real spurs
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Okay, there are some extremely impressive photoshop jobs in this CI, so mine is going to suck compared to all of these
I also posted this late last night, buuuut… here is the darker side of 8-Ball
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 26, 2011 1:06 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
You've still got some fingers hanging out on 8-Ball's right hand
I have an eye for this having made EXACTLY THIS GIMPOSHOP several days ago.
Seriously?
Did you post it? I missed it. Goddammit. Back to the drawing board.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 26, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, yes.....
After work today, Mrs MtnEer and I are meeting some friends at a resort on Kiawah Island for three days of beaching, sunning, drinking and no children.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 26, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
At the risk of inviting contempt...
… anyone else follow TUF? Despite last night’s shenanigans, I’ve been surprised at the general lack of douchebaggery this year (it’s all relative of course. I just mean when compared to years previous). Especially for a season in which Lesnar is one of the coaches.
I love green because money be green.
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My Late Shop Submission
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 2:11 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
so close...
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
It's one thing to be a rec whore
It’s quite another to broadcast the desire to be one, my friend.
I’ma put you over the top anyway.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
hah hah. wasnt just saying it for that one shop, good sir.
but it does give me 10 green’d posts in 2 CI’s, and as such a newbie, it makes me tingly.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
ATTN PLZ
Today, the Central Bank of EDSBS issued a warning concerning rampant inflation in the rec markets that has reportedly been traced to a commenter known as Miami_HurriCONS. The CBEDSBS stated that they are considering reverting to the old commenting format sans reply button if recs continue to increase at an alarming rate.
Calls to Miami_HurriCONS were intercepted.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 26, 2011 4:29 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
jacory?
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i make no apologies for the posts i submit (for the most part)
i do appreciate the rec’s, whether deserved or not.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
RAISE THE REC CEILING
IT IS THE ONLY SOLUTION.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Seconded.
Also. Add a plaid option.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 26, 2011 7:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
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