FULL COST OF ATTENDANCE MEANS A LOT OF DIFFERENT THINGS
by Spencer Hall on May 24, 2011 2:59 PM EDT
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PrintWe are all for the full cost of attendance modifications being proposed by the Big Ten. It puts the B1G on some equal footing with SEC schools since we've proudly been providing scholarships of variable enhanced value for years. (The sunshine is free, recruit! And sometimes so is the car, its insurance, and the various gift cards sitting in the glove compartment.) It also may ever so slightly reduce the chances of a recruit being bought off by an agent, though the majority of recruits happy to deal with agents before will just demand more money. People are fun like that!
The cost of living varies widely from place to place, however. For instance, each of the following schools has its own unique expenses that can't be accounted for by a single blanket number coupled with inflation.
USC/UCLA: Ball-waxing, taco truck bill, botox injections, Pinkberry twice a week.
USC's Super-agent Teague Egan agrees: waxing and Pinkberry are so beyond crucial as living expenses. (Via.)
RUTGERS: Gym membership because they don't have the fat grip deadlift/shrug bar at the student rec center.
OHIO STATE: "What do you mean by 'things cost money?'"
FLORIDA: Herbal vaporizer, towing fees, penicillin.
IOWA: Spare replacement kidney on call, city-mandated North Face jacket.
NOTRE DAME: Well-constructed name-brand backpacks, since that smug isn't going to carry itself. Servant to carry said backpack.
INDIANA: One gun, one bullet, one plastic tarp.
ALABAMA: Quality bowl for bimonthly male haircut, galoshes for ladies, ceremonial statue funds for construction of Crimson Tide idols in student apartments.
KENTUCKY: Handshake deal with Black Pike Mining Company and the finest Kentucky Spring Water ensuring you'll never care about winning more than 58% of the time the rest of your life. Oh, and notebook paper. It's like 70 dollars a sheet there.
NORTHWESTERN: Dignity. Brains and money will only get you so far.
WEST VIRGINIA: Unless cunning and mountain guile come in a jar, nothing, thank you very much. (It does, and its price varies from county to county depending on what its made of and how flammable it is.)
LSU: Miracle-Gro, Ortho Weed-B-Gon, one exquisite Blancpain wristwatch hammered to shit with a rusty crowbar, one live kangaroo for each student.*
*No reason. Just imagine the possibilities, though.
WISCONSIN: Only the finest in second brunch, second lunch and second dinner culinary offerings. Also: a sturdy, strong legged female tutor to pull the plow.
GEORGIA: Testosterone supplements, HGH, Viagra, shoe inserts, hairplugs, and other necessities required by a middle-aged football program.
HAWAI'I: Bail.
TEXAS: Khaki pants, queso, tubs of Tommy Lee Jones' sweat for personal cosmetic use, stylish guns for home presentation.
MEMPHIS: Real goddamn guns for home protection and all the body armor a man can wear without collapsing in the heat.
NEBRASKA: Monthly rabies vaccinations (source: Pelini bites)
AUBURN: "We're good, thanks."
MISSISSIPPI STATE: With the cost of living in Starkville so low, actually owes someone money back.
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"its price varies from county to county depending on what its made of and how flammable it is"
You get a discount if you don’t mind they used an old Chevy radiator as the worm.
I pay extra for the clean copper colloing system.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
same here.
I enjoy my eyesight, thank you very much.
Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger ever offers you a ride, I say take it.
by Illusions, Michael. on May 25, 2011 7:59 AM EDT up reply actions
"other necessities required by a middle-aged football program"
I’m assuming this also includes the first five seasons of “NCIS” on DVD and a Dodge Challenger (with the automatic transmission of course — don’t want to be messing with all that shifting in Athens traffic!)
HEYHEYHEY
Ain’t no Challenger. You get a Camaro or Mustang, depending on your level of urbanization (Former is redneck, latter city-slicker). V6, of course, and you’re spot on about the automatic transmission.
And how can a man live without his fixing of Abby? But you left out the cable service with the Law And Order On-Demand package. (Or TNT… same thing, really.)
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on May 24, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
a kangaroo once took umbrage to my sister
it was HILARIOUS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on May 24, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 13 recs
The people responsible for the subtitles have been sacked
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 24, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The people responsible for sacking the people responcible for the subtitles...
Have been sacked.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on May 24, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It bit your sister?
Well, I guess thats what happens…
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
by jc001 on May 24, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Laura Joffe Numeroff references always get a rec from this guy.
Im praying she does one with Lane Kiffin called “If You Give a Prick a Program”
Do you think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit?
by CockNDallas on May 25, 2011 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Catherine the Great thoughts are in my head...
this is not good. DAMN YOU LONDONJOE!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
DON'T WINCE!!!
/master’d
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 24, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Funny you mention that.
At my wife’s cousin’s wedding, one of the bridesmaids brought a baby kangaroo. To a wedding. In South Louisiana. Much hilarity ensued when the thing got loose and ran about the reception knocking shit over.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
This is pretty much what I would expect from a wedding in Louisiana
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on May 24, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I b'lee that was Marryin' Sam's $2 wedding
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 24, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm suprised they didn't try to eat the damn thing
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 24, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
with a deep frier
/whatelsewouldtheyuseinRedStick?
by GeauxIrish on May 24, 2011 8:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
No one looked inside the pouch.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on May 24, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
NOTRE DAME
High Quality Wind-Breakers for those windy practice days
/too soon?
If we dont get the 3 and out, well, when is the turnover coming?
Come on, Buckeyes.
Are you all really that low on material?
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 24, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
THERE'S SO MUCH MORE OUT THERE
LIKE HOW WE MUST ABSOLUTELY HAVE A LEATHER BOUND DESK
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Or at least three Furman students in our indentured servitude
Wofford students just won’t do
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Here.
I helpz our Ohio State friends find new jokes.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 24, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
ALSO MEMORY BLEACH FOR WEEKS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING PASTING CHARLIE WARD
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Thanks for the lesson buddy
2006 Fiesta Bowl!
If we dont get the 3 and out, well, when is the turnover coming?
I'm not your buddy, guy.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 24, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm not your pal, buddy
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 24, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
.combobreaker
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Settle down, friends
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on May 24, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not your bro, cheif.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not you Chief, Chester
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm not your Chester, sport
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
im not your boss, kid
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not your kid, mom/
fuck
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not your mom, Durst
/sigh. they missed it up the page
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This is the best thing that's happened to me all day.
Thanks.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 24, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
pizza party?
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
And you all get recs for an underrated south park episode
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
compared to losing to BC in 1993
the Ted Ginn loss was positively painless
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Seriously
Although attempting to compensate for Joe Bauserman being your quarterback can apparently bring a man to do many questionable things.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on May 24, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A.B.B.
Anyone. But. Bauserman.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Never too soon
Now if you had said parachutes…
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
For the Notre Dame students
Will the money also include the cost of one gun, one bullet, and one plastic tarp that our servants will require?
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
plus lye and a bathtub
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hydrofluoric.
That stuff is an acid of nightmares…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on May 24, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, look, a title, readily clicked!
Mmmmm…calcified flesh….
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
He fucking deserved what he got, then!
French fries are a sacred and untenable side dish!
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Ranch, ketchup, or chili with french fries?
GO
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Mayo!!
The Charles, he is an artiste of the surreal.
by Cranked_Irish on May 24, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
ON FRIES?
Spider closet for you.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
On Belgians
The Charles, he is an artiste of the surreal.
by Cranked_Irish on May 24, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
they put Aioli on our burgers instead of mayo at the local burger place
the improvement is,,, immense
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Amen to th Aioli
Amen.
The best thing you can do for your children is to love their mother. John Wooden
BBQ sauce
Although there is some sort of weird aioli red pepper dip at my local fine dining and drinkery which is AMAZING and requires me to get fries with everything…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Truffle oil and grated parmesan cheese.
So sorry to blow your mind like that.
It’s much easier to picture one’s foes as evil and inhuman if you’ve never shared a pint glass full of bourbon, although this doesn’t apply to people from UofA because this premise assumes they’re people.
Gravy
We had a place in So Cal called The Hat which served them. Did not know I was on the road to glourious poutine,eh!
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on May 24, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Recced for The Hat
Just had some this weekend when I was up in LA (didn’t have the gravy fries though).
I actually like honey mustard with fries
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on May 25, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
WHY WTF WHY
WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
As a public service.
Always respect the chemicals, kids.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
May Burger King and your girlfriend both decline to do it your way
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
He's married. She already declines.
/hey-o!
//iz also married
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 24, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I got to work with that shit in grad school.
Integrated circuit fabrication lab. The oxide etch was a 6:1 mix of NH4F and HF.
First day of lab was three hours on lab safety. Fully half of that was devoted to proper handling of HF and what to do if it spills (answer: call 911 and the Hazmat crew, and rub a shitload of calcium gluconate gel on it if you got any on you at all).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on May 24, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There's a reason that shit is automated in any real fab.
Partly because it gives you much better control over the process parameters, but also because the words “HF leak” or “HF spill” will trigger the fastest damn evacuations you’ve ever seen.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Srsly.
I’ve had an accident with BOILING SODIUM HYDROXIDE. It got on my hand. Thankfully not much, and the scar is small enough that you wouldn’t notice unless I pointed it out, but it was still rather… energetic. It doesn’t worry me in the slightest.
Hydrochloric? Sulfuric? Nitric? Aqua regia? Don’t worry me. At least if something goes wrong, you know it’s gone wrong.
Hydrofluoric? O HAI, I’LL BURN THE CRAP OUT OF YOU, ANESTHETIZE IT SO YOU DON’T KNOW, AND SLOWLY EAT YOUR BONES.
Excuse me, I’m going to my happy place now, to hide from the fear…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on May 24, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nitric worries me only because of its propensity for blowing shit up.
And HF is nightmare fuel, which is why I never use silyl protecting groups unless absolutely required to.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Try hydrazoic acid sometime.
Hideously toxic? Check.
Violently explosive? Check.
On second thought, don’t.
(If you’re in chemistry, which it sounds like you are, you might enjoy Derek Lowe’s Things I Won’t Work With series.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Tennesseans posses chewing tobacco
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on May 24, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I know you used this for Notre Dame, but....
since that smug isn’t going to carry itself. Servant to carry said backpack
could also apply to Duke
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
Wait
Duke plays football? When did this start?
by BamaThrasher on May 24, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
In ancient times, Duke once had a coach who won games.....
20-13-1 over three years
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 24, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wallace Wade?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ah yes
A man who left Alabama to win games at Duke
by BamaThrasher on May 24, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Gads, I remember well the 1985 WVU-Duke matchup
Mrs. an ‘eer and I drove up into the foothills of Western Maryland to try and get the radio signal in the car on those faraway days of no-WVU-football-on-tv, and I remember being aghast at the closeness of the game. It ended 20-18 WVU, but a week after the ’eers had destroyed Louisville 51-13, I wasn’t expecting to have a hard time with a basketball school like Duke.
The ’Eers had a not-bad season that year, going 7-3-1 (losses to PSU, Virginia and Maryland, and tying Pitt 10-10), but no bowl game with that record in those days.
The name Steve Spurrier was burned into my memory that day. I’d never heard of him before, but I figure he had to be some coach to get Duke to put up a battle like that in Morgantown.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 24, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
It seems there may be a fault in your memory circuits
Spurrier was coaching the USFL Tampa Bay Bandits in 1985. He was the Offensive Coordinator at Duke from 1980 to 1982 and Head Caoch there from 1987 to 1989.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 24, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it's not the first time.
Manufactured memories are the bane of my old age. There’s a few things I’ve sworn to, only to find out from unimpeachable sources that it just wasn’t so.
It’s a creepy feeling, like Alphonse being told by Barry the Chopper that his memories were just the creation of Edward, and he had never really existed before. Brrrrrr.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 24, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is that quarterback next to him the starter that's about to be a backup
or a backup that’s about to be the starter?
by Ardbeg on May 24, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FTFY
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 16 recs
That's fannnntastic
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
2 guys drinkin' Coors
FAAAAAAANNNNTastic
/samual l jackson’d
The Charles, he is an artiste of the surreal.
by Cranked_Irish on May 24, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
This should be green
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
speaking of not hurting for money
"i play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising."
by whiskey_soup on May 24, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 16 recs
that there is brilliant
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Duke students carry the backpack
those delts don’t shape themselves (we’re Jersey’s ivy)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Princeton says hi?
Also, I refuse to believe there are book-smart guidos.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 24, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
that'sthejoke.jpg
Princeton grads insist they’re from a lost territory of connecticut
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Connecticut? As if that's any better?
//that’sthejokepart2goeshere.jpg
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 24, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Having visited both schools, I think Londonjoe is right
Princeton is full of old-moneyed Southerners. Duke is full of Jersey kids that had never been south of DC (excluding Miami, natch) prior to college. I think, without exaggeration, that every Duke grad at my law school was from Jersey or New York state.
Princeton is for the kids who couldn't hack it at Davidson
presidential joke!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
True. I personally know 5 Princeton grads off the top of my head.
All originally from Georgia. And not east Cobb. I’m talking 2 from Columbus and 1 each from Macon, Cordele and Eastman.
Is Princeton still the Southern Ivy?
I haven’t been over there in a while but I imagined that’s lessened over the years.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on May 24, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It still is, at least compared to all the others
Remember, Princeton has the highest legacy rate of perhaps any college in the country, so its demographics shift quite slowly.
Huh, I've visited Princeton once for a college admission tour way back and haven't been since
So I can’t say I know that much.
From what I can glean from the Googles, though, it seems like Princeton’s racial demographics aren’t that much different from Harvard or another Ivy.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on May 24, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Racial demo, sure
That’s something objective you can measure, and all of the top schools set (and meet) similar targets there. But among the white students (and for that matter, to a lesser degree even among the nonwhite students), the class is full of legacies, which means old traditions (like Southerners) tend to be preserved. Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if the class is more Southern than in the past. You’ve got more people coming from California and the West, but a large chunk of your African Americans and Latinos are going to be from the Southeast plus Texas. And in 40 years, even the minorities will all be legacies.
Looking at their admissions statistics
It’s hard to say since the Northeast is well-populated, as is California and to a lesser extent Texas and Florida. If there are more Southerners I suspect it’s because states like Texas, Florida, NC, and Georgia are rapidly growing (and schools are improving), so while a good number of those might be legacies, their parents might be transplants to the suburbs.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on May 25, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I never knew that
They should mention that in their recruitment materials, at least the ones sent below the Mason-Dixon. At least it would make them stand out a bit.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on May 24, 2011 7:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I suspect nowadays Princeton would rather not have that association
Oddly enough Google tells me that at some point KA had a chapter at Princeton, but I can’t find anything younger than a couple of years.
Help me, Mango Stassi, you’re my only hope.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on May 24, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
the old one
nope, Princeton’s still pretty tight with the southern Academy schools
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Seems short-sighted to give up any recruiting advantage
The competition for high-level scholars is pretty fierce. If you have something that could give you an advantage in the nation’s most populous region, seems like it would be wise to preserve it.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on May 24, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
The advantage is preserved by the parents
Princeton grads make their kids go to Princeton. Princeton grads are so fanatical that many (most?) of them go to reunions every year. Princeton may be missing out on the occasional “top scholar.” But kids that have been groomed for Princeton from day 1, attended the best “academies”, play the harp/violin/piano, and have perfect SATs? All they can handle.
Fair point.
Working at independent secondary school in NE right now. The feeder schools are a borderline scam in terms of cost relative to quality of education, but they might as well be minor league affiliates of the Ivies.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on May 25, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
The only people I knew who had more work in high school than college came from the NE schools
So while I can’t speak to the quality of the education I suppose it replicates the college environment fairly well.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on May 26, 2011 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Texas:
Custom innertubes for floating the Guadalupe.
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on May 24, 2011 3:15 PM EDT reply actions
I thought it was all of the dark matter in our galaxy?
by BamaThrasher on May 24, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
And the most mythical of all creatures...
a sober 8-Ball.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on May 25, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
DJAMBI! CHOP-CHOP WITH THAT NORTH FACE!
THE PINOT NOIR ISN’T GOING TO GET TO THE TAILGATE BY ITSELF!
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 24, 2011 3:25 PM EDT reply actions
REI is where it's at, but I prefer my billykirk
Pick up your feet Sandeep it’s only 98 degrees and its not that heavy
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Michigan
Offense: Interpretive dance lessons
Defense: Stuffed animals
Special teams: LOLWUT
by Mango Stasi on May 24, 2011 3:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
cage costs are ridic
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So THAT's where all the beanie babies went after the craze was over...
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Free Dip
a sense of purpose (doesn’t always stick)
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
USF
Beef O’ Brady’’s Coupons, Gas Card
"Football allows the intellectual part of my brain to evolve, but it allows the emotional part to remain unchanged. It has a liberal cerebellum and a reactionary heart. And this is all I want from everything, all the time, always."
Chuck Klosterman
by Kerwin4two on May 24, 2011 3:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Meal allowances paid out in $1 bills
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by Jamie DeVriend on May 24, 2011 3:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Good for all the finest establishments in Ybor City
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 24, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh great, you mentioned Ybor
Now we’ve all got syphilis.
by Bourbon Dawgwalker on May 24, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ybor city is tre speedy
but they throw such killer parties
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
ugggh Ybor
ended up there one night on spring break.
I have no idea how or why.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
killer parties almost killed me.
give the governor a harrumph
by Sir Francis Drank on May 24, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Should I be ashamed or proud about how many places I've been to/been drunk at are mentioned in Hold Steady songs?
Disclaimer: Ybor City is one of them.
by Mango Stasi on May 24, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Proud, dude... very proud
I know I am. Hit Ybor pretty hard but not near as hard as I hit the Twin Cities. Important question: have you been down to those camps on the banks of the Mississippi River?
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" - W. Churchill
"Stay out the way of the southern thing" - P. Hood
by TheDutchWonder on May 25, 2011 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Greatest stripper joint name EVAH!
Of course there is also (or at least there used to be) the Boob-shaped Mr Big Stuffs in Orlando/Winter Park.
by BamaFaninATL on May 24, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a strip club in Detroit called The Booby Trap.
I mean, don’t go there, b/c it’s more of a dive bar with boobies than a wild and crazy strip club, but it DOES have reasonably priced beer as of the last time I was there.
F it.
Wesley’s Boobie Trap, on US78 in Alabama near County Line (on the way to Jasper). Never been. Never want to. Wouldn’t go without two guns. Loaded.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Detroit's Booby Trap is relatively safe.
There are like 4 or 5 other clubs more likely to attract the ballers (and associated criminal element) within a 20 minute radius. Basically, the BT is so low profile it doesn’t even attract the criminals.
Probably from Braswell's Winery and Gun Shop up the road (I AM SO NOT MAKING THIS UP)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on May 25, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Ditto Miami
… right by the school…excellent establishment…. lots of wasted money.
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" - W. Churchill
"Stay out the way of the southern thing" - P. Hood
by TheDutchWonder on May 25, 2011 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions
There's a Big Bob's Boobie Barn in Tennessee somewhere
or was it Boobie Bonanza? I can’t remember.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
boobie barn. you are correct. sir.
and a giant rooster outside the gas station next to it.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
We got gas there
on the way to Vandy last season. I have pics of the women next to the giant rooster. We made “cock” jokes for a good half hour up the road.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
I drive past "Big Bone Lick State Park" on 75...
every time I go from Columbus to Tallahassee, or reverse. Always makes me laugh for at least 10 miles
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Not to be confused with the Boobie Bungalow
right around the AL state line on 65
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on May 24, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
They changed the name
It was “The Diamond Club” when I lived in Winter Park.
And they repainted it to minimize the “Giant rack” thing. It’s purple, with black lattice or something like that. Somebody had to point it out to me that that’s what it used to be…
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on May 24, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Russell Wilson visiting Auburn
Apparently Auburn didn’t sign that no-compete clause with the Rockies.
One-and-done QB U!
Would he be perfect for them?
I think so
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They definitely will need a QB that can throw on the run
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on May 24, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Vanderbilt: brown likker, parking fines, tab at Pancake Pantry, recording contract
What, you believe what the label told you, son?
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
This.
Pancake Pantry is fucking awesome. Where can I sign my LOI?
by Tailgate Shogun on May 24, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Iowa: Spare replacement kidney?
Am I missing something? Is this supposed to be a rhabdomyolysis joke?
Brunettes not fighter jets
/that'sthejoke.jpg
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed, 'tis the joke. Does everyone in IC wear NorthFace or is that a reference to the subarctic temps?
by HawkeyeRecon on May 24, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Virginia:
Volvos
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on May 24, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions
This is shockingly accurate.
Based on the several Virginia grads I’ve known…they’ve all driven Volvos. Every single last one of them.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 24, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they get one when they turn 18 with a UVA and a Brown's Sticker (not the team)
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And Brown's doesn't even have the Volvo dealership here
There’s one official dealership and one used lot/service shop that might as well not bother with any other brands. That’s covering a combined city/county population of 120,000, with maybe 30,000 outside the county lines that could legitimately be called part of the area.
I know the students are coming back in August when the Northern Virginia dealership frame/badge rate on 29 spikes.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
I actually lived in a room that President Hayes lived in when he was an undergrad
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
by MikeLew on May 24, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The question is
have you masturbated in a room that President Hayes live in, hummm?
No, but I may have masturbated in a room where Heisenberg once was.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on May 24, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
how would you know?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 24, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You put your dick in a box, then if you open it
no wait, that’s Schrodinger.
by Ardbeg on May 24, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Cue the King Missile music in the background...now.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on May 24, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time. It’s detachable.
by PAK on May 24, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You put a cat in a box, and presto, the world has one less cat
is that a bad thing?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Damn
I was trying to come up with a historical joke while trolling Hayes’ wikipedia page, but you beat me with a jerk off joke.
by BamaThrasher on May 24, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I owned a car that was previously owned by Jon Voight
/Costanza’d
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on May 24, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who else thinks Jon Voight is really the Nightstalker
I know I believe this to be true.
by BamaThrasher on May 24, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
which room was that?
I always heard AD bullseye.
Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger ever offers you a ride, I say take it.
by Illusions, Michael. on May 25, 2011 8:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I heard that was his senior year room
Corner room on the first floor, Leonard side, back of the building from Middle Path
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
isn't there a plaque outside the door?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on May 25, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
He was a DKE at Kenyon,
and there’s a plaque somewhere in their division, I believe. I lived below their division, but it used to be part of it
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Speaking of Virginia...
Our men’s tennis team is getting blown out by U$C in the NCAA tourney final. This is like watching a train wreck: I want to stop watching, but can’t find the will power to look away/change the channel.
I have already begun the remedy by applying ALL THE RUM to the affected areas.
good prep for the Denver match or inevitable Duke/Maryland throttling in the final
if the ACC tourney holds true
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
True
Who were you rooting for in the quarterfinal the other day? I meant to ask you, but you didn’t seem to be around that day…
Oh Duke because I know somebody on the team. Neither really- though ND played awful
I can’t pick a winner of the semi- I was at the ACC final and I thought Duke controlled but still lost. However, I thought both Duke and Maryland looked WAY out of UVA’s league this year, especially after the Brattons left.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I dunno about that.
It was only after the Brattons left that UVA began playing as a TEAM, instead of a group of very highly talented individuals. I would much rather have the team face Maryland in the final, though, because Duke has had our number since 2005.
Oh and Syracuse was hilarious and awful
I love watching the box stall get turned against them.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I agree, very amusing to watch. I thought Coach Desko's head was gonna explode when his team received a stall warning, then left the box.
But just another example of why college lacrosse needs a shot clock.
I hear ya
USC absolutely destroyed Georgia yesterday. It wasn’t one of our stronger squads but they were scrappy and it was surprising to see them so thoroughly dismantled. This USC team is damn good.
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on May 24, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Virginia: Zima
the drink of choice when carousing with Cavman
by TangoHotelWhiskeyGolf on May 24, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
...
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
and not even then
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Are you calling back-to-back lax championships, Londonjoe?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
No, I just don't think UVA can beat Maryland or Duke
I’ll be honest, I’m not sure Duke can beat Maryland
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
well, not with that attitude
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, Duke is the highest seed (or lowest if you want to be a douche about it) left.
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
that's worked out great in the past
(for those wondering, it hasn’t)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well, now they have championship experience...
Besides, Maryland is “not our ri-vals”
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
neither are Johns Hopkins or GTown
RAEG
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
and state-schoolness
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
LALALALALALALALICAN'THEARYOULALALALALALALALA!!!!!!
/end pretentious rich kid mode
//Am not really like that, really.
Oh, a public school...
how wonderfully droll
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
and losing-to-Duke-ness
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
Not for a while, but it's apparently what we are known for.
What should we start drinking instead? MGD64?
More importantly
Virginians get to be smug about something?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I might get shot for reposting this, but oh well...
Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being ‘pretentious’ and ‘snobs.’ In other words, they get called out for thinking they’re better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, that was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in in America, well you’d think you were the shit too.
-ESPN’s college review
That part about the #1 city in America isn’t true any more, though.
Really? UVA has a better overall athletic program than VT?
I’ll believe the rest, but that one, dang.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It is light-years ahead of VT once you realize there are more college sports than just FB and BB
Using the old Commonwealth Challenge scoring system, this is how UVA and VT sports have stacked up this year in head-to-head results. I think this is as of April 24th.
VT won a total of 5.5 points:
Football (2 points)
2 Volleyball matches (1 point)
1 Wrestling match (1 point)
1 Men’s Indoor Track Meet (.5 points)
1 Women’s Indoor Track Meet (.5 points)
1 Men’s Outdoor Track Meet (.5 points)
UVA won a total of 16.5 points:
2 Men’s Basketball matches (2 points)
2 Women’s Basketball matches (2 points)
Baseball series sweep (1 point)
Softball series (2 out of 3) (1 point)
Women’s Lacrosse match (1 point)
Men’s Golf at ACC Championships (1 point)
Women’s Cross Country at ACC Championships (1 point)
Men’s Cross Country at ACC Championships (1 point)
Women’s Outdoor Track meet (.5 point)
Men’s Swimming (1 point)
Women’s Swimming (1 point)
Men’s Tennis (1 point)
Women’s Tennis (1 point)
Men’s Soccer (1 point)
Women’s Soccer (1 point)
I would imagine, though, that UVA has more varsity teams than VT
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on May 24, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but these are UVA-VT head-to-head matches only.
Not counting any sports we have that they don’t.
Aha
Well in any case I’m not surprised that UVA is more successful in the lower-profile sports.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on May 24, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
even the higher profile sports
the only sport VT has that they have any history of success in is football
(and soccer, but whatever)
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
even that is relatively short
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
There are two reasons for all of that.
One of them was resolved in 2004. Virginia Tech’s administration picked the wrong principle to stand on in the spring of 1953, and our entire athletic program paid for it with fifty-one years in the wilderness. VT was admitted to the Big East Football Conference on the same grounds and with the same external expectations as Temple. The fact that we dodged their fate and ended up where we are is one of college football’s more incredible stories of the past two decades, but it doesn’t fix the fact that as the ACC developed a dominant regional reputation in non-revenue sports, ours were gasping for air.
The other one is that UVa has alumni who stroke off multi-million-dollar checks when they want things to happen. VT, due to its institutional history and differing academic focus even to the modern day, does not.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on May 24, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
truthiness
Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger ever offers you a ride, I say take it.
by Illusions, Michael. on May 25, 2011 8:17 AM EDT up reply actions
"one of college football's more incredible stories of the past two decades"
Made me throw up in my mouth a little. Still can’t see how a team that’s 1-18 against Top Five opponents in Frank Beamer’s tenure (1-26 overall ) is an “incredible story,” except in underachieving.
They can’t even burn couches properly down there: set a house on fire the one time they tried it.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 25, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Back when they were in the Big East
I didn’t hate Miami, though we almost never managed to beat them. I didn’t hate BC. But by God, I hated Virginia Tech.
Ima just leave this here
Underachieving is actually pretty fun when your rivals do it in style.
In general (yes, LOLJMU), within the scope of a single season, VT both wins and loses the games it should. But even an Eer ought to be smart enough to recognize that the historic trajectory of VT’s program over the past 20 years has been pretty damn impressive.
We won our first bowl game ever the year before Beamer started, and had to fire Dooley’s corrupt ass immediately afterwards and make Beamer rebuild even that small achievement from scratch. We came from nothing. And If you want to define what our program has done over the past 20 years as still nothing to WVU’s something, you’re going to have to explain away your 5-10 record against us and 25 fewer wins overall over that span.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
See, this is the problem with VoTech fandom
They think college football began in 1995 with their win over Texas in the Sugar Bowl.
WVU won their first bowl game back in 1925 when they defeated Gonzaga in the San Diego East-West Christmas Classic. Won a Sun Bowl in 1937 and appeared in the Sugar Bowl in 1953. If someone wanted to tell a story about a team accomplishing so much with so little to start with, WVU’s history is far more compelling than the nouveau riche VT.
The overall record of WVU over VT is 28-21-1, so let’s not focus on just the recent history of the series. Take away the recent 5-10 record and you’re left with 23-11-1 up to that point. They actually split the last four of the series, 2-2, so what you’re so proud of is basically the stagnant end of the Don Nehlen era and his .554 record overall and 1-6 record against VT. Add in DickRod’s early struggles in 2001 for another loss to VT and you have 1-7 of those 5-10 — meaning that otherwise WVU 4-3 against VT.
Indeed VT, “came from nothing,” but they still are nothing. Only one BCS win — over powerhouse Cincinnati. Otherwise in BCS games VoTech is 0-5.
In reality, VT is a solid program that never won the Big East after Mike Vick left, but has managed to become a dominant program in the ACC. They were just lucky that the two Big East teams that followed them in were the ones whose number they had (BC and Miami), and not Pitt, Syracuse or WVU
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 25, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...JMU
that is all.
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by TheMattROb on May 25, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
So you're saying
That when I point out that we were nothing before 1991, I’m pretending that history didn’t exist before 1995?
And that except for the games you lost against us, you’ve been totally awesome against us?
Your logic is impeccable.
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
You're close
VT was nothing before 1991 and they’ve still accomplished nothing. Well, except for that exciting BCS win over powerhouse Cincinnati. Other than that, pretty much nothing to write home about.
And yeah, I was pointing out that 7 of those 10 wins came against WVU at a particularly low point in program history, while VT was at a particularly high point. 26-21-1 is a far better descriptor of the two programs’ relative strength than your selection. The last four games of the series (2-2) is pretty much the perfect picture.
VT is notorious for not getting the upset. Except for 2004, VT has never beat WVU when the ’Eers were ranked higher, while WVU took VT to the woodshed in 2003 when VT was ranked #3 in the country.
VT is the Scut Farkus of college football: normally easily beats up on weak competition, but if the other team gets the fire up they can beat the snot out of them without much trouble, leaving them crying on the field.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 26, 2011 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm all for not focusing on recent history
/SU leads its all-time series with WVU 31-27
//even after the late coach P/GERG/HCDM’s first year 8 game losing streak
And this is one of the reasons why WfnVU fans respect SU
and despise VoTech: football is a continuum, not a sample of the last 20 years.
This is not to say that a team’s fans should behave as though the team is still as good as they were in their heyday [rolls eyes in direction of ND], but the historical record must be respected. Just because a 6-year-old could have knocked down Max Schmeling when he was 99 years old (he lived from 1905 to 2005) does not mean he was never nuthin’.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 26, 2011 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions
wrestling
Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger ever offers you a ride, I say take it.
by Illusions, Michael. on May 25, 2011 8:16 AM EDT up reply actions
truth- forgot about the Brands
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
to be fair..
most of those sports have 1 combined person that pays attention to them
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
So? I'm just defending the assertion that UVA has a better OVERALL athletic program than VT.
Let’s assume that people only care about football, basketball, and baseball. The score would still be UVA 3 – VT 2.
true
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
more people care about soccer
/ducks
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
although, i will be at dodger stadium on friday
hopefully celebrating the end of Frank McCourt’s reign.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Not true
It is the #3 sport across much of the South.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on May 24, 2011 7:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Quick perusal shows national attendance isn't even close
Pretty much just like pros, hockey has regional following in the north, baseball is national and has better attendance overall and for the top 50 for each sport. With a handful of exceptions, all the top 30 in attendance are somewhere in the South though.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on May 24, 2011 8:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The point being, this is like bragging about Segways being the third-most-popular personal powered land vehicle type.
by Erik T on May 24, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually, I believe that would be the golf cart
/Cliffy’ed
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on May 24, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
sadly (or not, depending on your perspective), the numbers show it as #2 nationally
behind football
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
we also enjoy catfish wrestling.
Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger ever offers you a ride, I say take it.
by Illusions, Michael. on May 25, 2011 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Ole Miss and LSU beg to differ.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
LOLEMISS baseball
LSU took ND’s coach. Seems to be working for them.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
you know what the first thing i learned in stats class was?
to stop showing up because computers do all the work.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
oooooh troll hard
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Okay, I'll bite. What's your point?
I’m trying to show that UVA has had a more successful athletics program than our in-state rivals. How would you judge the OVERALL success of an athletics program?
He's an OSU fan
And you’re presenting a rational argument. See the problem?
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
don't you have a couch to brun?
late spring in e lansing, no?
sarcasm doesn’t translate in type i suppose.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, I know a lot of tOSU fans around these here parts.
We just have to celebrate the fact that the prodigal Subcommandante has finally come home.
Right, but "best in Virginia" is the key phrase
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Virginia Tech is like our big toe
And sometimes, that big toe won’t be there for us.
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by TheMattROb on May 25, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Maryland:
subscription to “maximizing your profanity use” magazine
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on May 24, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions
along with Old Bay, Natty Bo and a collection of Sports Junkies tapes from when they were on at night ;]
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on May 24, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for the junks
bright spot in the cold hard weeks I did in Dunn Loring/Merrifield and riding the Orange Line to the Reagan Center and back to capstone my already 9/10 hour day. I’m tempted to give DC a second chance because the general experience can’t be as turrible as mine
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on May 24, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Summer's worse
hot, humid, and the menace of international tourists at every turn (“international” = “outside the DMV”), plus occasional cicadas…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on May 25, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm really surprised the WVU package doesn't include a free couch and box of lighter fluid
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
I figured ours included a 30 pack of Natty Light and some computers from the Detroit Public Schools
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
The XO Laptop?
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 24, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I doubt DPS invested in those
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
those 79 irocs are increasingly rare and expensive
i’ll take the shit-yellow one, with brown and orange trim. also, a stuck whitesnake cassette in the player thanks.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
My neighbor has that Model with the Nazareth Hair of The Dog feature
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 24, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
nice.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Do the let non-asians buy those?
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on May 24, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Africa, the pilot was for Africa
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Also bought in bulk by Birmingham AL public schools
/not gonna lie, I’d take one in a heartbeat
//cheap ruggedized Linux browser device is cheap and ruggedized
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
we were looking at XPS for "in the field" stuff
that sucker would do it for a tenth of the price
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Assuming they'd sell it to you
OLPC is insane not to sell more broadly, just to get economies of scale on production if nothing else.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Couches don't supply enough warmth to get through the winter
We burn police cars.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
by Spartan D on May 24, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ADVANCED RIOTING MANEUVER
/alltheteargas?
/300canistersofteargas.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Rioting?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 24, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
East Lansing can rival Detroit in this category
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
The players don't burn the couches....
The fans do.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 24, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Indiana.
32-ounce styrofoam cup of ranch dressing, carton of Parliaments, powerball tickets.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 24, 2011 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
I was wondering when someone would post this.
We will also accept tubs of melted velveeta masquerading as “nacho cheeze”
Alas, due to budget cutbacks we have had to remove season basketball tickets from the package. We apologize for the inconvenience.
by LoneStarHoosier on May 24, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait
Woah, wait a minute. What am I looking at? Is this a comment from a Hoosier fan? Ye gods, they do exist!
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
this wasn't the guy who got into a hissy fight with Purwho over IU basketball is it?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
MUST...RESIST...URGE...TO PILE ON!
Hey, come on, they’re improving under Tom Crean, and maybe they’ll get to the NIT next year.
/underhanded compliment is underhanded
I'd be wary of what I say and taunt with, if I were you
Angry Purdue ACL Tearing God is watching. Always watching.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/perrytheACLelephant.jpg
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"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 24, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That was the nicest thing I've said about IU in at least 4 years.
I should receive a medal and a parade.
I'm actually genuinely interested in this
Are there more Hoosier fans? You are literally the only person I’ve ever encountered that rooted for them. And I know people who went to IU. I don’t mean to sound condescending, but maybe a little snarky.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
FTFY
Are there more Hoosier fans that know how to use the internet, write in complete sentences, and are presentable in public?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
so you mean default ND fans?
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
the problem with ND fans isn't literacy
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The problem is they're ND football fans and IU bball fans.
by purwho on May 24, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
THIS
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
ND has more than a few basketball fans
they all want to fire Mike Brey
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Que?
Considering most ND students come from outside Indiana, why the hell would we root for IU?!
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 25, 2011 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions
There aren't many Hoosier football fans that hang out on the internet...
Because there aren’t many Hoosier football fans who want to get on the internet and talk about Hoosier football. It’s a pretty depressing subject, wouldn’t you agree?
I’m originally from Dallas, so the observation about the cheese comes as much from my own culture shock as anything else. Also, by the way, I am a lady. There seemed to be some confusion about that, above.
by LoneStarHoosier on May 24, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Well sure, but talking about Lions football is also pretty depressing
Plenty of those folks around. There are even Tigers and Pistons fans on teh webz.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
i've been in a lot of those arguments.
i blame the drinking on them.
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"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 24, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh hey, fan of a sports team in the state of Mississippi
/currently more terrible (terribler)
//wishes for brown likker at the office
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
he just got Pujols for Prado straight up
no pity. none.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
HEY
i didnt solicit the trade, he sent it to me! would you have turned it down?
/now has 4 1st basemen
//doesnt care
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"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 24, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I looked at their numbers
PUJOLS IS STILL BETTER WHAT THE FUCK
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
i thought it was a joke
send the trade & when you accept it, it tells you that it has been rescinded/timed out.
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"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 24, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I checked in on that league for the first time in a while.
I have 4 baseball teams overall… all of them have at least 3 players on the DL with no options to replace them. Fuck fantasy baseball.
where does USM fit?
surprised we havent had a mustard buzzard swoop in.
/SMTTT
//punches computer
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"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 24, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Pssh, there's no internet in Hattiesburg
And 75% of mustard buzzards are really Ole Miss or State fans anyway.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
Purdue Harbor.
And that will be my only contribution to this argument.
Carry on.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
ummm
There aren’t many Hoosier football fans that hang out on the internet…
cause they don’t have innernetz
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Because Indiana is soooo much different than Ohio.
by LoneStarHoosier on May 24, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't live in Ohio.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yay!
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"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 24, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm guessing Florida
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
oh god no
I don’t have a donked out 87 caprice. they wouldn’t let me in.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Manhattan Beach
not enough tattoos to live in HB
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
niiiiice. prefer el Porto, but MB ain't bad
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
yeah, they don't call it el porto anymore
that’s actually the part i live closest to
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
what do they call it?
my uncles are local boys there, and that’s what all their friends call it.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
it's not "official" anymore
stupid if you ask me. Do they hang at OB’s?
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Anderson's
the shaper, if they hang at all- they’re all my dad’s age so they’re not really “hanging out” any more
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
they've changed a lot of what's there anymore
i like the older spots myself. gets rid of the douchey element.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
If I didn't know locals I wouldn't have hung out there
that place was very local
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I like redondo pier myself
Naja’s is my spot. So many beers. So little time.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
as of 07
when was the last time I was surfing there regularly. Boo outer banks.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
about when they "changed" it
most people that are from here still call it that though.
I have a buddy that lives on the end of the strand there, lovely.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Terrelle Pryor can recommend a good tattoo parlor
Just bring an OSU pennant as payment
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
isn't half of your team suspended?
another dorm brawl?
people in glass outhouses shouldn’t shit stones.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
aka the Pee Wee
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
it's never failed me
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Um
No one’s suspended. Nice try though.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
yet
no one’s suspended YET
don’t worry, it will come about 2 weeks before the season starts as usual.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
There's one thing we all know though...
you guys play MSU without five players and the vest. Have fun with that.
you guys play OSU without
anyone talented.
good luck with that.
SPARTY NOOOOOOO
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yup. That worked so badly for us in 2009 in West Lafayette.
by purwho on May 24, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
and so well in columbus last year
how many points by half time?
I can’t remember, and I was there.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe you're onto something...
with this whole “Ohio State is way better at football than Purdue thing.” I had never realized that before. You really opened my eyes today.
by purwho on May 24, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
purwho, yes. you're welcome
Erik T – Tim Brewster
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
This man carries himself with the tact and decorum one can reasonably expect from a graduate of The Ohio State University.
by Erik T on May 24, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
consistency
i has it
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
?
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"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 24, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
You're starting to sound like you're a Michigan Man
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
Stereotypical Buckeye fan, compared to Michigan fans: most of the arrogance, none of the dignity. (Present company, other than SBB and devidee, excepted, naturally.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
this goes here?
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, it was two guys who got drunk and punched an Englishman in Colorado.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I am throwing a giant parade for you right now.
Here’s a picture:
Hope you enjoyed it!
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
by allicolls on May 24, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You will have a joint parade with this year's gay pride parade
in Tehran.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 24, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Tom Crean is a homeless 50 year old crack whore's billy gillespie
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hey! He's from the Izzo coaching tree
You watch your mouth young man!
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Tom Izzo is a homeless man's Coach K
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'll take the homeless version over the model for the Blue Devil any day
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
so would Roy Williams
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I WILL HURT YOU
Do not EVER put us in the same basket as Roy Williams again.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
RAEG
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on May 24, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Roy's thought bubble
“so…. kings can move backwatds, right?” Izzo’s thought bubble “What are we playing tomorrow, checkers? chess? backgammon? I think it’s backgammon… shit, OOOH CANDY”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"Hey, can you turn off the camera for a sec? I need to beat this giggling hillbilly with a tireiron."
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
If I may, sir, I'd recommend the dire wolf
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on May 24, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HurriCONS, can you turn that gif of the guy punching his computer into me punching my computer when Roy Williams pops up?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
i almost chundered on my work keyboard posting it
so no, ill pass on the ole roy
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
If you had said "homeless 50 year old alcoholic's billy gillespie"
then you would have been redundant.
Look closer Londonjoe,
LoneStarHoosier is of the feminine persuasion
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 24, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Velveeta is an improvement over ballpark nacho cheese
the only thing that the Bulls don’t get right.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
and a basketball, slightly deflated.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on May 24, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Will the Parliaments
be packed with cocaine? That’s important to know, IMO.
You are a thief of joy.
by videoartistknoxharrington on May 24, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Oregon
ALL THE NIKE.
plus a di-lithium crystal implant to allow for Warp Speed offense.
I'm white and I don't dance but that doesn't mean I have all the answers.
But they already get all the Nike
They’re bored with the Nike!
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
go with Umbro?
but please, for the love of all that is holy, don’t go with Warrior
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Texas A&M:
- Custom riding boots
- Custom sabre
- Flower-of-the-month club membership for the special sheep in your life
I'll have you know, good sir...
…we have moved on and are cloning horses now.
/oh wait
//self-perpetuates stereotype
by Dr. Norris Camacho on May 24, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Boise State:
A GED and 7 children under the age of 10, all of them furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on May 24, 2011 4:06 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
"Also: a sturdy, strong legged female tutor to pull the plow."
IfyaknowwhatI’msayin
Strong on plow
Talking Ryan Adams’s best records and Borat today. 2006 represent!
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on May 24, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Dang it
I was thinking it was 06 when he released Cold Roses and Jacksonville City Nights. Wikipedia tells me it was 05.
Heartbreaker and Gold are also good.
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on May 24, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT'S NO PLOW...
IT"S A COMBINE HARVESTER?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 24, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man, that's a big cost for such a small school/program
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
I admit I strained to add some snark. I know next to nothing about Wazzu, other than they’re a bottomfeeder and pretty small.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
that shit is expensive
some communities rent them and share them out in Iowa
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And they just do the attachment to a slightly large tractor where my Grandpa has his ranch
and share that
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not, historically, an Iowa State level bottomfeeder
More like… hmm. Probably more like Sakerlina, actually.
USC has Vandy to point at and laugh
WSU no longer has OSU to laugh at
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Thank God for LOL MIss...
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
So they're a has-been?
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
How fascinating!
/themoreyouknow.jpg
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Really quite impressive given the fact that the school is located in BFE
And the STI rate! Jesus wept!
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Going into Spokompton was considered a "getaway to the city"
Dark times. Dark effing times, man.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
But metro Spokane is only 90min away!
DON’T YOU THREATEN ME.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 24, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
It's either that or....
IDAHO!
I spent a lot of money on birds, booze and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.- George Best
When you really get down to it, why is New Mexico?
And yes, you read that sentence correctly.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Taos and Santa Fe
That is Why. Jesus people, do any of you ski?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
or eat?
I mean, Santa Fe alone…
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
someone doesnt copy/paste
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
"Skiing"
Get a load o’ this guy over here! “Skiing!” Is this before or after you flew to the cotillion in Ma-ma’s Lear?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
My dad's from norcal, where everyone is born with a ski set
I suck. Call it growing up on an island
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm just jealous because I tried skiing once and sucked at it
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE COLD ON PURPOSE?
basically
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
this
fuck skiing
and fuck clemson
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
more than one I think
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And a Sonny Bono
Fuck skiing.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
Because the two best ways to warm up:
1) Fuckin
2) Drankin
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
both of those are the best things to do after a day in the water
AND YOU’RE NEVER COLD!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Let us draw a compromise:
The best things to do:
1) Fuckin
2) Drankin
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on May 24, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
down
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
don't know
/that’s why we play our football in the Dome
//and why no one stays in ’Cuse
FUCK NEW MEXICO
GIVE IT BACK
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
But then AZ and Texas would just start shooting at each other
New Mexico is like the line of stewards keeping opposing fanbases from killing each other
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 24, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Clemson's in Idaho now?
Wow learn something new everyday.
/educatedinfloriduh
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
I've spent some time in Spokane...
….and it’s not a bad town. Surprisingly great restaurants there.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
I know, it's really not
I was going to type up one of those damning-by-faint-praise catchy advertising tunes until I realized I couldn’t really find anything to damn about Spokane. Other than the general ‘bleh’.
Spokane is a concrete crap pile of strip malls
So there’s that.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
MIAMI
free white ninja suits
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 4:08 PM EDT reply actions
Idaho
Bag-o-Meth
Can of Sterno
by fluffy_bunny_feet on May 24, 2011 4:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
FALSE
Everyone home cooks their own meth using their own family recipe.
We will, however, accept a roll of paper towels, a tire iron and a trash bag full of freon.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
In that case
Don’t forget the mandatory contribution to the local volunteer fire department
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
FAU
Suspenders
Gift certificates to Turfmans
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on May 24, 2011 4:11 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Ohio State
A baseball glove for Joe Bxxsxrmxn.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on May 24, 2011 4:12 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
this
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I miss Don Robinson
That’s his real name I think. I googled it years ago.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
He's still around.
Less so, though. I’ve been running into him progressively less often on High since sophomore year (’09). I think he got a job.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
blasphemy
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Don got a JOB-job?
WTF! I don’t really have any reason to go to O-Pattio or Bernies these days but I just sort of assumed he was still doing his thing.
Surprisingly decent free-styler too
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 24, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
O-Patio? Never
4 Kegs forever.
pours out liquid dope, single tear shed from eye
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, who figured putting a roof on the damn place would make it even more Broh-tacular
By which I mean “rapey”
Wait, I think Broski and I had this convo once already.
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 24, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't been there in a few years
I did spend many beat-the-clocks there though.
ohhh Friday afternoons, I miss you.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a frat rape cave now.
Still sellin’ that liquid dope, though.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
You never went to Too's?!
Well, maybe you did. Our rule is you’re not supposed to remember going to Too’s – did you guys have the same rule?
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
last time I was in Columbus
I spent $100 cash at Too’s. I don’t know how.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
FFS
You must have bought every person there shots. I mean, Too’s isn’t the cheapest bar I’ve ever drank in but it’s close.
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 24, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I did not
and I had the morning to prove it.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you also have a Fat Bitch half-eaten lying next to you
Calm down people, it’s a sammich
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 24, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
not this time
just woke up and felt like i was was on the worlds worst merry-go-round.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
gahhhhh i hate PJ's
only used it for beer delivery to the dorms freshman year, one bite of those sandwiches would make me physically ill
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
had to.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I did this once in a college bar in K-zoo...
…it was $1 drinks, and I bought one for every single person sitting at the bar.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Look, Russell Wilson fits here perfectly
I’m sure after four years at State he’d be down for a nice F-150
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 24, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Somewhere in America...
Russel Wilson is cashing a check for $180,000
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
by jc001 on May 24, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Michigan
History books: Pre-1950 only.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:17 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Instarec
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohio State
History books: pre-April only.
by Mango Stasi on May 24, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Michigan
Time Machine to avoid the RRod years
Ohio State: Molitovs for said time machine.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, DickRod really fucked that program up.
by Erik T on May 24, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
"read option" and 3-3-5
done and done.
walk ons in the secondary. WHITE walk ons
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, one of their walk-ons got a BTPOTW honorable mention!
They try at least! Well, some of them. Sometimes. At least once a season. Maybe.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Watched that with guys who got recruited by Appy State but decided to go to Davidson for Academics
lets just say we were having fun
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Michigan:
John Cooper
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on May 24, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
who is this John Cooper ?
Is he the one T1000 comes back in time to kill?
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
the post April books were delivered today...the news was received better than expected
by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on May 24, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Meanwhile, in West Lafayette...
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
by jc001 on May 24, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
THIS
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
must be the east side
trust me….
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bowling Green
wind breaker
twice weekly delivery of bud light (keg)
rubber pants
spare liver
by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on May 24, 2011 4:19 PM EDT reply actions
YOU FORGOT THE VALTREX
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
valtrex is about suppresion
by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on May 24, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HA
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
True story time!
The only person I know who went to Bowling Green went there only after getting kicked out of another major university and two countries. This person is a blood relative. Spare liver part is very true (probably the Valtrex too).
I once sort of dated a girl who went to Bowling Green
Our big date, the one where it was she and I alone in her house, I sat watching her calling the admissions office to find out if her grades were good enough to allow her back for the second semester.
And I thought, “I have low standards, but they’re not this low.”
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on May 24, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
did you wake up in a bath tub full of ice
and at least one missing kidney?
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a gash in my thigh and the message on the mirror was "I wish I had paid more attention in class"
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on May 24, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
at least one
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Western Kentucky
Transfer papers
by fluffy_bunny_feet on May 24, 2011 4:22 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
what's an apathy?
HELP IS ON THE WAY
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by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Idaho: Buy one, get one 50% off coupon for Keystone Ice, and an air mattress to land on when falling out a second story or higher dorm room window.
"Or, if boarding the bus is just too difficult for an Establishmentarian to do, get your snob school to schedule the Broncos home-and-home. Any takers?" - Pat Forde
"I don’t need a dictionary, I have an ipad, and an expensive large university education." - hrman7
Again, I must insist otherwise
(1) Everyone knows you do the ol’ grab n dash when securing your 6 pack of Keystone Ice tallboys. BUY one, get one 50% off? That’s like telling us to go to saksfifthavenue.com because “you get free shipping if you spend $150 or more.”
(2) A two-story dorm drop would barely be felt through the fog of alcohol. Dorm buildings aren’t magical skyscrapers. Most of them follow the convention of about 10 feet per story. I understand how you might never have seen a dorm building since BSU’s “campus life” involves drinking Natty Light in your old high school’s parking lot before punching in for the night shift at the seatbelt factory.
(3) Nice Pat Forde shoutout in the sigline. /mdwm
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on May 24, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
To the vaults, again!
FOR SALE
One Pat Forde Boise St Bandwagon
Slight Fire and Smoke Damage
--Cheap!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 24, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
20 feet on to concrete isn't exactly a small jump either, yo. :)
"Or, if boarding the bus is just too difficult for an Establishmentarian to do, get your snob school to schedule the Broncos home-and-home. Any takers?" - Pat Forde
"I don’t need a dictionary, I have an ipad, and an expensive large university education." - hrman7
by reflectivity on May 24, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
A sense of humor!
You have passed the test.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I will also concede to your obviously superior knowledge of Vandal drinking habits.
Maybe replace with a bottle of JD signed by Akey himself?
"Or, if boarding the bus is just too difficult for an Establishmentarian to do, get your snob school to schedule the Broncos home-and-home. Any takers?" - Pat Forde
"I don’t need a dictionary, I have an ipad, and an expensive large university education." - hrman7
by reflectivity on May 24, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't laugh at Idaho for that b/c when I was at USC
A drunk kid fell out a dorm window and ended upside down, stuck on a spiked fence post.
Romantic Puppy Surprise
Kid survived
Probably some lasting physical, emotional scars
Romantic Puppy Surprise
by marktgarten on May 25, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
N.C. State
- dorm room refrigerator to ensure milk is cold
- hair shirt
- handcuffs (QBs only)
I'm white and I don't dance but that doesn't mean I have all the answers.
by smk73 on May 24, 2011 4:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Clemson
Regular influxes of electronic goods and jewelry to replace that which has been fenced by a certain school mascot.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 24, 2011 4:39 PM EDT reply actions
Safety First
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 24, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Purdue
Knee Ligaments
INTACT knee ligaments
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 4:48 PM EDT reply actions
Michigan State University
5 2 liter bottles of assorted Faygo flavors
Pizza warming sleeve
Sweet ICP mixtape on CD
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 24, 2011 4:48 PM EDT reply actions
Fire, air, water and dirt.
Fuckin’ bowl games, how do they work?
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 24, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Magic. And confusing, seemingly contradictory fashion choices?
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 24, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Made palatable only by Workaholics
And even then only in small doses.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Oh, there was plenty of nightmare fuel to be had
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 24, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Nightmare fuel?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 24, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking Parenting.
How does it work?
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on May 24, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
In case you wanted to know which service to call, it's Michigan, Wisconsin, or Iowa.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on May 24, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The juggalo in that episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force....
you know, the episode with the juggaloes… was played by University of Iowa grad Paul Rust (also the guy in I Love You Beth Cooper )
Brunettes not fighter jets
Wait a minute...
Wow, that kid grew up fast.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
did you watch last week's episode of Workaholics?
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
"Yes, ideally a butthole is tight. But do you know what else is tight? Family."
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on May 24, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Clearly, I'm behind the curve.
What is this Workaholics of which you speak?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 24, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Comedy Central
think it’s on Weds nights?? I don’t know… DVR….
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I was skeptical
A friend of mine got me to watch it last week and now I’m on board.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Confession Time
In High School I went to one of there shows. Albeit, this was before they got REALLY big but it was a surprisingly decent concert. They must’ve trucked in about 50 2-liters of Faygo just for them to throw at the crowd.
I was intensely stoned and thus found this to be genius.
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 24, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you just hipster-justify ICP?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on May 24, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
"their old stuff was so much better"
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Cheddarbob Burress for a season
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on May 24, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cheddarplax?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 24, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
It really impresses me that Brian of MGoblog was able to singlehandedly start a meme
I spent six years in East Lansing and never once heard ICP, saw a juggalo, heard any mention of ICP, heard any mention of anything like ICP, or saw Faygo anywhere except collecting dust at Meijer.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Brian?
not AVclub in it’s Madison days?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This is where I first cottoned to the association of East Lansing and juggaloes.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 24, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I always thought it was a long running AVclub joke
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hey Joe, London's calling and they....
wait, how should I finish this ???
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
I don't know what this is
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
NEEDZ MOAR BELL'S GREEK!
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on May 24, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
The one on MAC went out of business. Now it's a Thai restaurant
The one on Grand River is dying. They changed management a few years ago and it turned to absolute shit.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 25, 2011 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Purdue: Invisibility cloak
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
by jc001 on May 24, 2011 5:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You're saying the Deathly Hollows turn back Death
But not torn ACLs?
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
And a Bag of Holding for any O-Line enrolees.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 24, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
University of North Dakota
- Smallpox-infused blankets
- Sandbags
by Erik T on May 24, 2011 5:02 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I know, I know.
I just always equate Smallpox-infused blankets with the Spanish and the Aztecs. East Coast bias and all.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
Clemson: Condoms, plenty of condoms
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
by jc001 on May 24, 2011 5:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Univeristy of Maine: Prozac and loaded revolver
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
sure why not
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
University of Missouri
—Booze. Nothing specific, just alcohol.
—Mid-1980s Belgian porn, all on VHS
—Apex/LogoAthletic/Starter snapback hats, the gaudier the better
It's a funny name.
Don't forget
overweight but not obese gut and relatively unkempt facial hair.
Oh, and meth. Lots of meth.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 24, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
DAMMIT, CHASE.
YOU’RE ON DELIVERIES TODAY. PAY ATTENTION TO THE PHONE.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 24, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
And a Mark McGwire jersey
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
DINGERS! DINGERS! DINGERS!
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 24, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
There seems to be a lot of meth around
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Have you been to the Mid-West?
I mean, there’s only so much corn likker a fella’ can drink before he needs a pick-me-up
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 24, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
The entire economy of the state of Iowa depends upon this very fact.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 24, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, I have a starter snapback
Charlotte Hornets – gaudy teal and purple. So ugly.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Can't be worse than my Starter Atlanta Olympics jacket
So… much… teal
The really sad part is that it still fits.
So the sweaters they make for the winter olympics- those are awesome and have been for some time
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
in and out
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
a nickel for every time....
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
You would have still have none?
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 24, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i open my own hotel
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec for the eurotrip ref
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like a personal problem
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I dont know about you but Im getting ready for the Braves to lose by one in extras again...
/To the pirates
//
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
/brooks conrad at second'd
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
My God, we have no chance then.
/Conrad makes three error
// 0-4 at the plate with three strikeouts
/// All three strikeouts were swinging at balls in the dirt
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
what i dont get is why mather isnt in the lineup.
he has completely won me over lately, and yet fredi leaves him out wtf
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, mather is batting like .400 off the bench and is producing too.
If Uggla can get his average up to around .240, with the depth (Hinske and Mather) and pitching theyve got, the Braves should be ok.
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
if uggla can quit popping up and hitting atom balls you mean
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
notsureifserious.jpg
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit, I JUST ATE
Why must you make me hungry again?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
/staresatbatterforfiveminutes
//walksbatter
///disabledlist
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on May 24, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
/gettinganewballaftergivingupthirdhomerunofgameraeg
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
he learned the gyro ball at purdue
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
ill type it how i want
unless you can show me where its set in stone?
/gotthepointacross
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
UP AND AT THEM
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
?
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"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 24, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
up and let's go, radioactive man!
Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger ever offers you a ride, I say take it.
by Illusions, Michael. on May 25, 2011 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions
UP AND AT THEM!
...and the drunks all think I made it, and the girls all twist and shake it like they do; all my playground fears have faded, replaced with grown up nightmares that have come true...
by Boozy McHound on May 25, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
give them time.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/Mauer'd
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
in that case, dont worry none.
youll be in turner field soon.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
By the way
Pinkberry as a living expense is completely and totally justified.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on May 24, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions
Apropos of nothing
While browsing the GIS, I stumbled across this and felt compelled to share. I’d never seen this before, so apologies if I’m waaaay behind:
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions
how do you sit down?
you know, while being so butt-hurt?
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we take up a collection to buy this guy his own website?
by Erik T on May 24, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
i'll pony up $3.02
/had to
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by CoastalCowbell on May 24, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
SBBheartsErikT.com
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I like that one even better
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he's using MSU's streak...
OSU’s would be 2740 days.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Meh. I just thought it was a clever photoshop
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Fair enough!
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 24, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer to remember him as
The Macho King
If we dont get the 3 and out, well, when is the turnover coming?
Taco trucks are too afraid to park at U$C
so they got a Freebirds World Burrito. I didn’t hate them enough?
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on May 24, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions
everyone's afriad to park at USC
that’s the real reason Marshall business and IT offices moved downtown to Flower street.
HELP IS ON THE WAY
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on May 24, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh damn it all
“573 comments, 373 new”
Firefox: LOL IMMA JUST CRASH HERE AND MAKE YOU RELOAD EVERYTHING
“583 comments, 7 new”
/gives browser the ACS treatment
Drinkin' my whiskey clear since 2005.
Now available via Twitter.
well, there's always chrome
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I use Chrome
But it has issues itself (and the PDF reader sucks)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on May 24, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I had switched to Chrome for a while
because of Firefox getting slower and slower with each release. Switched back when Firefox 4 arrived, though.
Drinkin' my whiskey clear since 2005.
Now available via Twitter.
by The Missing T on May 24, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
chrome FTW
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 24, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
/Looks at day's posting activity
//stares at cell phone that wont function in office
///no edsbs browsing on work computer.
At least there are nights and weekends so I get to see y’all.
Guys?
Guys?
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
by emc503 on May 24, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
/feels your pain, today
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 24, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Haz laptop?
Can smuggle into office and on to network?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling." -Londonjoe
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
Unfortunately....nope
It’s gonna be too hectic once things get going.
/Fingers crossed for lunchtime browsing
http://twitter.com/#!/emc503
WOOOOO
Golfball sized hail in DFW and civil defense sirens going off – can I get a FUCK TORNADOESl
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on May 24, 2011 10:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
FUCK Tornadoes
Fuck Clemson
Fuck Idaho
Fuck Albert Lin
Did I miss anything?
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
.
Son, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger ever offers you a ride, I say take it.
by Illusions, Michael. on May 25, 2011 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
silly spider spending all that effort to catch a grasshopper
at the pet store at the mall, I can get like 6 of them for a quarter and watch your cousin have a thanksgiving feast
Oh joy
Line of storms approaching the Austin area (though not likely to arrive before about 3 am). With the luck we’ve had recently, they’re going to be headed right for town then do a LOL NO CANNOT HAZ RAIN, GOIN NORTH. Which isn’t all bad (certainly better than getting the Tuscaloosa or Joplin treatment), but we really do need some rain.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I'm trying to remember the year when Austin set days without rain record
Maybe 1993? Anyway, it finally rained for the first time in three months and we were all like
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on May 25, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions
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