— Wright Thompson interviewed the Grim Treeper himself over barbecue, and he's at least two degrees of insane. In related news: Updyke's "assault" case will likely remain "unsolved" because "people" didn't see him getting "assaulted" by "nonexistent assailants" because Harvey was "making shit up crazily because [see: at least two degrees of insane.]" This should be the end of Updyke's non-legal troubles, and that is precisely why the redneck gremlins of the Yellowhammer State will intervene and make sure Updyke is assaulted in front of witnesses by someone wearing a Mississippi State sweatshirt. Conspiracy, write yourself.