However, anyone who talks about hooptyball will be sacked, and I shall send in the llamas.
So we all know that Vancouver ASPLODED THE HEADS of San Jose in the 3rd last night, winning 7-3 to take a 2-0 series lead. And thank god, because fuck San Jose. But did you know that there's another lousy city-doesn't-deserve-a-hockey-team hockey team playing tonight? Yes, there is! The team is from Tampa Bay.
A hockey team. In Tampa Bay.
Anyway, neither San Jose nor Tampa Bay should really have a hockey team. So we're left tonight to root for HAWKEY GREATRIOT SAWX NATION, which should have us all living in a bottle by the second intermission. I know I'll feel dirty.
Puck drops at 7pm CDT on Versus. Purwho will probably be along to help the rest of us.
Continuing the theme of cities that shouldn't have a team, the [SONICS REDACTED] are also playing this evening. I am loathe to root for a team from Texas, but sacrifices must be made. Hooptyball bounces at 8pm CDT.