END OF THE WORLD, CAMPERS: WHAT GAMES ARE YOU TAKING IN YOUR BLACK HEARTS TO THE GREAT BEYOND?
by Holly Anderson on May 19, 2011 1:46 PM EDT
Email
PrintAccording to Oprah, we think*, the world is winding to an end this Saturday, May 21. We will miss you all terribly. Intrepid reader Woody Woodrum asks, "What college football games should we re-watch Friday and Saturday to give us comfort in our hour of need?" Woody, you raise an excellent point.
We were 16 when the Vawls won the national title, and too sick to go, and watched the whole thing in our parents' living room, propped up in a recliner our Daddy graciously dragged right in front of the teevee, with a box of tissues and a bottle of saline spray our only party favors, so it might be nice to relive '98 and be awake for the whole thing, but if this is really and truly THE END, we want to go out laughing. And nothing has ever amused us more than a certain giant catfish hanging four touchdowns on Pastor McParaffinhead for his senior swan song.
Willie Martinez had THREE YEARS of tape on Jonathan Crompton, a notorious, unavoidable headcase guaran-damn-teed to fold like a cheap card table in the face of a must-win situation, and Lane Kiffin left Knoxville with an undefeated lifetime record against Mark Richt thanks to El Siluro Gigante's flash-in-the-pan 310 passing yards. Whatever our feelings for Kiffykins now, this will never, ever be unfunny.
Over to you, romper room: What's the last bit of gridiron action you want to see before we all depart this earth and God's green internet? Chime in below.
*We don't care to look into this too deeply, and she seems as good a harbinger as any. We take our apocalypse dates (and really, all our life cues) from the oeuvre of Roland Emmerich and thus are holding out or a 2012 global kill event.
972 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
You may want reserve your copy of NCAA 12 before said rapture
http://ps3.ign.com/articles/116/1169273p1.html
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu/Mikie Mahtook fan club
Chopper To Chipper-your favorite dinky Braves site.
Auburn 3, Missy State 2.
Because nothing was a better harbinger of the End Times than that “game.”
"'I wish to hell God would stop trying to make me a better person." - T.J. Lambert
by Signal to Noise on May 19, 2011 1:49 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
/has stroke
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 19, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
BABY I'M BURNIN!!!1
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on May 19, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Pastor McParaffinhead"
Brava, Stabbatha. Brava.
Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.
HOW DOES HE GET THE SKIN ON HIS FACE TO LOOK LIKE THAT.
IT IS UNNATURAL AND SCARY.
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on May 19, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy water.
It’s quite the exfoliant.
Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.
yeah, that youtube video....
….only elevated the apocalyptic nature of the whole thing.
Also that the game was so bad I think I turned away from a USC-ND showdown to watch that shitshow in horror.
"'I wish to hell God would stop trying to make me a better person." - T.J. Lambert
by Signal to Noise on May 19, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
2006 tSOU vs. UM
BEST.GAME.EVER
I had 6.5 heart attacks. Plus, sending Mike “All Mouth No Hart” home a 0-4 loser for his lifetime against tOSU was icing on the cake.
If we dont get the 3 and out, well, when is the turnover coming?
I think I can speak for every WfnVU fan here
These games, not necessarily in this order:
Pitt 1975
Oklahoma 1982
Boston College 1984
Penn State 1984
Penn State 1988
Syracuse 1993
Miami 1993
VT 2002
VT 2003
Georgia 2006
Oklahoma 2008
Pitt 2009
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 19, 2011 1:53 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
What about the backyard brawl in 07?
/BitchRod’d
If we dont get the 3 and out, well, when is the turnover coming?
by BuckeyeSki on May 19, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That would be the game we'd watch when we'd been marooned on the island for three years
and was trying to work up enough depression to go ahead and end it all.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 19, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Add in Pitt 2010, and I'm with ya!
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 19, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
the Oklahoma 2008 game gave birth to the best nickname for Owen Schmitt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TUKrH197eE
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, but few understand." Wes Westrum
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on May 19, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, The Runaway Beer Truck
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 19, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can't just choose 1 from amongst those classics.
I have a nice big section of the goalpost from ’93 Miami.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I think the Oklahoma 2008 game was the most satisfying
nothing like shutting up the entire nation
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, but few understand." Wes Westrum
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on May 19, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
UGA-UT 2001 - The Hobnail Boot Game.
To this day, I have yet to see an opposing fanbase freeze and shut the fuck up the way the Vol faithful did on that amazing October day.
by JoeDawg15 on May 19, 2011 1:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
excellent choice, sir
may i also interest you in…
"i play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising."
by whiskey_soup on May 19, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Good choices
I’ll add the 04 game vs. LSU
An absolute beatdown and the loudest I’ve ever heard Sanford
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on May 19, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, and should add -- 1980 UGA/Florida
Run Lindsay!
Imma rec this one...
… because so many people overlook it. That game was as wild as Sanford ever had been prior to the Auburn blackout… and we pantsed the defending national champions on national TV.
At one point, an LSU player became so discombobulated that he downed a kickoff on the 1-yard line, thinking he was still in the endzone.
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
That will always be the game I think of when I hear someone shriek . . .
“but Saban’s teams are always so well coached!!! They won’t beat themselves!!!” That may be true as a general proposition, but on that one afternoon his guys had the unit cohesion of the Saddam era Iraqi navy. It was spectacular.
04 LSU and blacked out Auburn are both excellent choices, but
For my money, in the modern era (since I graduated), it’d have to be 2002 Georgia Tech. I’m pretty sure we tried to stop scoring, but Tech wouldn’t let us stop.
Really, all these make me happy, and I'd take a whole DVD collection with me
But for me the happiest I’ve been was a week or two earlier when we finally ended the SEC East title drought with Michael Johnson’s 4th down catch at Auburn.
Great choice
It was exactly that Auburn win that made the Tech beat-down experience possible. By the time Tech came to town, we knew we were going to Atlanta for the SEC championship game for the first time ever. That by itself would have made for a great season after almost a generation of wandering in the wilderness. The pasting of the jackets was just sweet, sweet icing.
Yes, I wasn't there
But I have to imagine it was pure joy. Picking between those games is splitting hairs. Man I miss the Davids….
I wouldn't say I was "happy" after that David Greene -> Michael Johnson play.
“Mystified and astounded that we didn’t blow it” would be more like it.
I didn’t really get happy until that Tech blowout. And when Georgia blocked the first punt in the SEC Championship Game against Arkansas for a return to the 1-yard line… well, I damn near jumped out of my seat, ran onto the field, and headbutted a player Erk-style.
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I would like to add the Sugar Bowl vs. Hawaii.
For the connoisseur of orchestrated violence, that’s about as close as it gets to defensive perfection.
Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.
As I said before
Fuck Hawaii. That game made my whole year.
I just don't know, man...
… that’s gotta be part of at least a 3-way tie, and maybe a 4-way tie.
- Kevin Butler “100,000 miles” kick against Clemson
- Belue to Scott
- Appleby to Washington
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
See, I think that's an example of a "bad homer" call.
All the guy does is yell AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and (basically) “We won!!”
There’s no nuance in that, and it’s exactly what every App State fan was doing at that moment. A great broadcaster needs to bring something to the call besides what you and I could do.
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, see, I wasn't exactly equating "homer call"
with “great broadcaster.”
Although, the Hobnail Boot call—genius.
I'll say it again
Run, Lindsay, Run! But there’s also
-Look at the sugar falling from the sky!
I don't particularly like Michigan...
but, come on, nobody has mentioned Bob Ufer calling Anthony Carter’s TD yet????
2000 UT @UGA
I helped carry the goalpost after it almost landed on me, and deposit it on Broad Street.
Were you part of the group that stopped
Asked for some Volunteers to help carry?
by jokastrength on May 19, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
My only beef with this game is that I'm afraid 30 years from now people will forget
that UF took the lead and had it for most of the 1st half. UGA seized it right before half and although UF and a hobbled Teebs kept it interesting, they were never able to make up for
A) Our Secondary
B) A certain running back who I will not name in keeping with the “they are only college kids,” so don’t be a dick about it.
Anyway, the whole dance and “change the mentality” had little to do with the win, they had the better team overall and didn’t make as many bone headed plays, for a change.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Re: B
One of those fumbles was in no way his fault—that snap was over his head and he was a RB, not a QB. And there’s no way Urban should have given up on him that quickly. Especially not with Tebow—the only other capable runner—hurt pretty bad.
No, I lay that one largely on Urban—and UGA’s great play.
If that had been a certain player's only missteps, I could have forgotten about it.
As it was, he was just an example of a dude who is probably more athletic and coordinated than 99% of the general population, but needs to be at the 99.5% level to compete at the SEC level. He was just a tad over his head to be the pseudo-primary RB at a National Power Caliber school.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Our D was pretty bad that year
And Knowshon Moreno was a goddamned hellbeast.
WIlford Brimley Bukkake Party.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on May 19, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
1992 National Championship Game
Bama Vs. The U. The greatest sports watchin’ moment of my youth in Decatur, AL.
Live games: 2009 LSU vs Ole Miss game. When the clock hit zero Ole Miss fans had no idea whether to cheer or not. It was shock.
rec'd for obvious reasons
hey if the Mad Hatter was counting down the doomsday clock we’d all be safe!
Who do I see about a petition for a real black bear?
by Jevan Snead's Agent on May 19, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you heard my 1993 Sugar Bowl story?
I won’t take up the space here, but I happened to be in New Orleans at the time. You’d get a kick out of it.
Love that game
Even though I’m not an ASU fan, I was rooting for the Sun Devils that game because I was a huge Jake Plummer/Pat Tillman fan. I was disappointed that they lost, but that was still a great game.
If a game can be said to have a twist ending...
…that was it. Jake Plummer converted a 4th and 2 late and everyone was thinking they would score late and win it, just like they had been doing all year. Then Plummer scored on a scramble. The Cinderella team looked like national champs.
And THEN the Bucks, coached by John Stupor, put in Joe Germaine and they go the length of the field and win? Quite a deviation from the script, I’d say.
Hmmm...
Just did a Google search on that acronym. Carnival of the Godless? Champions of the Galaxy? I don’t think it’s Chicago Office Technology Group, unless the Big Ten is now rigging games in ways that are better left unsaid.
notsureifserious.jpg
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Thanks for the explanation.
As is the way with Internet lingo, I will now use that term with friends and, if they give me uncomprehending looks, I will mock them for not knowing.
On second thought, If Spurrier had said
“Chicago Office Technology Group smiled on the Gators,” it would have worked for me.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
COTG and a friend
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 19, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
At first I was all "why he be puttin his name on a Python pic?"
Then I was all shittin bricks.
Well done.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
We fly under the Google Radar here at EDSBS.
Didn’t someone say they were putting together a Wiki Page for the noobs?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
META.
I’d have to become a hipster.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 19, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Who has time?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Seriously,
we’ve probably collectively spent enough time joking about it to have manually mapped the human genome.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I spend more time waiting for work to get back to me than doing it, this is true
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Co-sign
Kind of tough to sort out somebody’s hardware problems when they’re working from home WITH THE LAPTOP THAT “DOESN’T WORK” WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE LADY GAAAAAAAAAH WHERE IS MY RUM.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
My Aunt
she fixes people’s enterprise software problems. this is her life. but with companies (WHY DO YOU LET PEOPLE DO THAT ON THE SERVER NO WONDER YOUR ENTIRE CORPORATE CREDIT STRUCTURE GOT LEAKED AND YOU BASICALLY ARE RUNNING HALF OF RUSSIA’S BOTNETS)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Sony is one of her clients?
Drinkin' my whiskey clear since 2005.
Now available via Twitter.
by The Missing T on May 19, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Though I did have to wake up this morning and basically write and fix bug reports. like being home all over again
whoo project deadlines and debugging. Nothing like it to make you feel alive like bowel twisting fear.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
well, the idea of a wiki is that we all edit it
But I don’t really care to invest personal time/money in server space/bandwidth/admin.
Also, what are the legal ramifications of “EDSBS Wiki”? I’m not sure that SB Nation would be too proud, and I’d certainly not undertake it without Orson’s OK at the very least.
Here's an idea....
When someone asks a question about acronyms or usage, we answer it.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 19, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, this.
It’s good for new people to lurk a bit and learn how the community works and learn the memes.
Talking Chop has an “About” section that contains links to “Welcome”, “Guidlines”, “How to Post”, “Commenting Tips”. It’s probably the most that’s ever needed.
Don't much see the perctange in that.
They might be whores.
I’m in.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on May 19, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
What if he calls my mother a whore?
Well…is she?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on May 19, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
/Dez Bryant'd
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on May 19, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
magnets man, how do they work?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
of course, spelling percentage so bad didn't help the cause.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Reckon I oughta give you a rec, too.
Introducing Mrs. Rev to all the glory that is Firefly tonight. Margaritas and YoSaffBridge.
I’ll be in my bunk.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Are you starting in order?
Going to make the River reveal in the pilot a bit anti-climatic otherwise. I always tell people they have to watch through episode 7 (Jaynestown) before making a fair judgement. Unfortunately, Ep 1-3 may be viewed as only so-so for the newbies. Actually, 1-3 are only so-so even after having watched the series 10 times, but so-so Firefly is still pretty damn good imho.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
That was a beautiful day for me...
Got to hang out and have a one-on-one conversation with Paul Warfield for three hours the night before, then got to sit 16 rows back of the endzone where Boston scored.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Worst ending ever?
WORST. ENDING. EVER!!!!
To this day I have still not watched a replay of that game…that F****NG GAME!!
/bitter? Naaahhh
by PT42 on May 19, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was pretty nerve-wracking for the Buckeyes...
even after Germaine’s drive, because the XP didn’t go through, and, even as an 11 year old, I was CERTAIN Plummer was gonna get them into FG range for the tie
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Yep, OSU may have lucked out...
that ASU receiver should’ve just gone down instead of trying to gain…what? An extra four yards? If he’s smart, Jake Plummer gets a last-second heave to the EZ. Yikes.
Yikes is absolutely my thought.
I love when receivers struggle for extra yardage…because I get to yell at them for being morons
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Robert Nycz had the leg strength to hit from 60.
GAAAAAHHHHHHH GO DOWN LENZIE JACKSON
It’s much easier to picture one’s foes as evil and inhuman if you’ve never shared a pint glass full of bourbon, although this doesn’t apply to people from UofA because this premise assumes they’re people.
2007: Georgia Tech 13, Clemson 3
Because there’s nothing like beating a ranked team because they missed four field goals.
Also, something something FUCK CLEMSON.
My years in marching band have made me an authority on football.
Oh, and I have a Twitter.
by MagnaCarterGT on May 19, 2011 1:56 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Im gonna go older school
GT-NU Citrus Bowl
and a special 2 pack:
41-38 Mark 1 and 2 (GT-UVA 1990 and 1998)
And for the lols, the first 6 minutes of the 2nd half of GT-uga in 2008 on continuous loop.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Choosing amongst the Clemson games would be tough
2009 ACCCG 39-34
2005 10-9 Gailey special
2004 28-24 Jump ball to Calvin. Repeat. Repeat.
2000 31-28 The Pumpkinhead game
1990 21-19 The goal line stand
1989 30-14 My only trip to DV
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Fuck Clemson
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
by gtne91 on May 19, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
More like
Sad’O’Lanterns
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Was that back in the glorius Reggie Ball era?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Naw, this was before that
I think George Godsey was our QB back then.
My years in marching band have made me an authority on football.
Oh, and I have a Twitter.
by MagnaCarterGT on May 19, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Godsey's junior year
Clemson was 8-0, number 4 in the nation.
Kerry Watkins made a one-handed catch in the end zone for the winning score with under 20 seconds to go.
Available in low-def on youtube
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
I think jc001 was replying to the 2007 game
Which was the Taylor Bennett era.
Which answered the question of “Why did Ball start for 4 years?”
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
ALSO, Georgia Tech 33, Notre Dame 3
We hit Demetrius Jones so many times that day he transferred to some school in Illinois(?) and was never heard from again.
My years in marching band have made me an authority on football.
Oh, and I have a Twitter.
by MagnaCarterGT on May 19, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
1. Install random offensive system with which you are not familiar
2. Run it for a quarter.
3. ???
4. Profit
Cincinnatti
he went to UC
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
My bad
The rumor then was that he was considering transferring to Northern Illinois, but yep, he transferred to Cincy. He now plays for Central State University, which is an actual thing. (It’s in Ohio.)
My years in marching band have made me an authority on football.
Oh, and I have a Twitter.
by MagnaCarterGT on May 19, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
WVU vs. South Carolina, 1969 Peach Bowl
WVU head coach Jim Carlen installs the wishbone during the run-up to the bowl game.
Profit? Yes, indeed — 365 yards rushing against the ACC champs and a 14-3 win that wasn’t as close as the score indicated. USC had all of 190 total yards on the day, and Carlen said later “If it hadn’t rained, we would have killed ‘em. South Carolina had no idea how to stop the wishbone, and they had a little quarterback (Tommy Suggs) who couldn’t get the ball over our linemen. On a dry day, we’d still be running 30 years later.”
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 19, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
REVENGE!
Tommy Suggs has been the color man on our radio broadcasts for many years. Grew up listening to him & Bob Fulton. Coach Carlen’s a good guy, too. Coached here 7 years. No huge success (of course), but got a Heisman winner out of it.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 19, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Oooooohhh we're bringing up old Peach Bowls?
How about the 1970 game where an undefeated ASU team out of the WAC overcame a halftime deficit to smoke North Carolina 46-26?
It’s much easier to picture one’s foes as evil and inhuman if you’ve never shared a pint glass full of bourbon, although this doesn’t apply to people from UofA because this premise assumes they’re people.
Does it have to be a game we have experienced before?
‘Cause my vote would be the 1942 edition of The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.
Georgia 75, Florida 0
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 1:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
GT v Cumberland might be fun to watch once.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Just for freakshow value, though, really.
Mine has much more angst and hate-satisfaction behind it. I mean, Tech never lost to Cumberland once, did they?
(I hate Florida.)
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
We lost to Cumberland in baseball the previous spring
Part of the reason for the beatdown
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Well, that and they fired coach Heisman...
Who then went to GT, back when that meant something.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
GT hired Heisman away from Fuck Clemson
Akron 1893-1894
Auburn 1895-1899
Clemson 1900-1903
Georgia Tech 1904-1919
Penn 1920-1922
Rice 1924-1927
When exactly did Cumberland fire him? That is brand new to me, I dont believe it.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Whoops, thought I read somewhere they had fired they guy.
My bad.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
Dang. Tech's pretty sensitive about their baseball.
It was a four-game sweep by Georgia in 1917 that prompted Tech to cut off all athletic ties between the schools for eight years.
Well, that, and Heisman was the baseball coach and Cumberland apparently used ringers
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Also, since when did Willie Martinez ever watch any tape?
I won’t believe this without solid evidence.
She said Martinez HAD tape. She never said he actually watched it.
Just like I’ve got shit in my inbox on my desk. Doesn’t mean I’m actually paying attention to it.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on May 19, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Vontaze Burfict in a game with no refs
"Put a smile on your face, murder in your heart, and lets go kick these fuckers in the mouth" - Dick Bumpas
by Truffle Shuffle on May 19, 2011 1:58 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
ON BOARD WITH THIS.
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on May 19, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Aginst who?
I’ll take Boise.
"Put a smile on your face, murder in your heart, and lets go kick these fuckers in the mouth" - Dick Bumpas
by Truffle Shuffle on May 19, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. Boise vs (big school) = season opener
No better way to kick off the season than with straight, pure, beautiful murder
"Put a smile on your face, murder in your heart, and lets go kick these fuckers in the mouth" - Dick Bumpas
by Truffle Shuffle on May 19, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Your confidence
inspires.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
The 2005 UGA-Boise beatdown would be high on my list.
So many questions going into that season, and that game answered all of them the right way. I generally like Boise,+ but damn it was satisfying to beat a team so badly that we ruined their whole season.
+ Fondness not valid on 9/3/11.
by Spears on May 19, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sorry - I have it on good authority Vontaze ain't goin' nowhere,
and this shall be known as “The Tribulation.”
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
i know that "Baby I'm Burnin'" was mentioned earlier
but, i’ll have to pick this game as my take home. 2nd year at school. Miserable weather. Best comeback that I have witnessed.
/Sirmones is still open
//Robert Bean tips another pass
///Westerfield FTW
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 19, 2011 1:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i still love to watch that clip
was the perfect “fuck, we’re gonna lose” to “whatthehelljusthappenedholyshitthisisawesome” in a very short amount of time.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 19, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
If I was going to watch video of one game
it would be from the year before in Oxford. Went with my Dad and my in-laws, and my dad has a thing for boilermakers (the kind that exist). We pounded two between the car and the gate, after a full day of Thanksgiving Day fare leading up to the game. Tommy’s last game at Ole Miss (pine box). I’d love to watch a replay.
never buy cheap shoes or cheap liquor
by The Pylon That Relfed on May 19, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
hoo-boy, that was a good one, too.
i was actually at home (dorm closed for Thanksgiving) & i wouldve loved to have been there!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 19, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
FSU @ ND 1993
ND @ UM 1989 (Oh, shit! That’s Rocket Ismail’s music!)
ND @ MSU 2006
by Tracer Bullet on May 19, 2011 2:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
FIRST ONE
best college fooball game probably ever. Also Charlie Ward, best player never to play in the NFL
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'll 2nd Charlie Ward as best player to never suit up in the National. Football. League.
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on May 19, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHA
that Rocket Ismail line is awesome.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 19, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Ismail's "Clipping" Against GT
As a GT fan, I cannot hear Ismail’s name and not think of how Colorado stole a share of the 1990 title through that call and the fifth down against Missouri.
Its been 21 years
and I was only 9 when I was there, but I will never not be in love with the 1989 Arkansas/Houston game.
1984 Rose Bowl
The sendoff for Schnelly.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 2:03 PM EDT reply actions
I figure what with the last days and all, the wife might let me get three games in between all the bonin'.
With that I say:
2008 Alabama
2007 Tennessee
1996 Florida State
Given that this theory means my Mormon ass is grass, that’s pretty much what I have time for before heading out to try and catch a singed Tebow autograph flying around amid the fire and brimstone.
by This Original Guy on May 19, 2011 2:03 PM EDT reply actions
tOSU vs. ND in the Fiesta Bowl 06
How sweet it was to put up 617 yds on Mr. Schematic Advantage
If we dont get the 3 and out, well, when is the turnover coming?
I might
be with you on this one. A little kid yelled in my face prior to that game that OSU was going to get “ass raped” in front of his perm’d mother…yup, that was sweet.
by Onestatewest on May 19, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Bot Brady, but a Quinn nonetheless
Twice the man her brother is
If we dont get the 3 and out, well, when is the turnover coming?
BOT BRADY?!!
WE’RE DOOMED!
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
that does not Fem-pute
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on May 19, 2011 2:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Does Bot Brady throw the ball 300 yards past Braylon Edwards?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
"Bot Brady."
Am I the only one who pictured a robot Brady Quinn? Coach puts him in when regular Brady has been sacked into a gooey mess.
I still here people
talk about that horror show of a broadcast but man, MAN that is just awful.
by Onestatewest on May 19, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
here?
hear* jesus, I think I had a stroke earlier.
by Onestatewest on May 19, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
We really need to get you guys a rival.
#trollgaze
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Tough call...
In the final analysis, it should probably be Ohio State @ Michigan 1991, but that’s more about a moment than the game (OK, two moments.) Ohio State @ Michigan 1997 is more about finishing something than the game. So if the premise is a game for the sake of a game, it has to be Michigan State @ Michigan 2004, October 30, 2004, aka Braylon-fest in 3 OT.
"The Michigan fanbase: a cynical, Eeyorish bunch even in the best of times."--Doug Gillett
Iron Bowl '10
With IBs ’02 – 07, ’82 and ’72 on the iPod
I vote 2005 IB. Eleven friggin sacks! McClover earned his money that day :)
by TexasAUtiger on May 19, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
2002 was a personal favorite
Cadillac out. Brown out. Up steps Tre Smith to play the game of his life.
Tre Smith
KILLED us that day. I sat there watching wondering how in the hell a punt returner could gash us so badly. Yikes.
If we’re talkin’ bout Iron Bowls, I’d have to go with ’84 “Wrong Way Bo” or ’81—the 315 game. I still have my “I was there with the Bear” commemorative Coca-Cola bottle.
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
Saw '79, '80 and '81 at Legion Field
Saw the ’82 from the dayroom at Basic Training.
Arizona vs. Oregon 2009
One of the most amazing games I’ve ever seen.
That or any of Joey Harrington’s seemingly 8 million comeback wins.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
x
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on May 19, 2011 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
^This^
Follow me on twitter @BryanAshlock
by Bryan Ashlock on May 19, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
notice the score on the ticker
UK gets close (again), but no cigar.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 19, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Painful memory.
If UT loses that game, UGA goes to the SECCG as the hottest team in the country and is a win in Atlanta away from playing for it all.
Fuck Kentucky.
Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.
Yes, UT almost lost each of their final 3 games that year...
… only to have their opponents DERP the games back to them.
I will refrain for fear of Aunt Stabby’s spider closet, but let me just say that the most deserving 2 teams were not in the SECCG that year.
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Look, I get that we lost to UT and so lost control of our destiny
But LSU had the same number of losses and just was lucky that their division sucked.
/Still bitter
/Thought this thread was about happy thoughts.
Absolutely...
a .500 Bama team named their score against Fulmer. Certain DJ Hall torching Eric Berry all day long.
In a long, long season, including close, painful losses to Auburn/LSU/UGA, that and the Arkansas game were magnificent.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on May 19, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
ZOMG, I am seriously about to get on a soapbox.
That was the stupidest f*cking game in memory. Kentucky had literally at least 3 damn chip-shot field goals to win the f*cking game, and converted exactly zero of them.
F*cking Kentucky.
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Noob question
What year was this?
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
2007
LSU had lost earlier in the day; kansas was ranked No. 2; Mizzou No. 4.
by jschooltiger on May 19, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
2007.
The year that Georgia was ranked #4 on the last week of the season, and during that week, #’s 1 and 2 lost, and when the polls came out the following Sunday, Georgia was #3 and #7 LSU had jumped them to #2.
OMGWTFBBQ
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess that explains why Kansas was ranked 2 and Mizzou 4 at one point?
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Mizzou was #1 for a week.
Then they got Stoops’d.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That was a strange, strange year.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
BIG TWELVE DOMINANCE
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
And psuedo failure.
I miss Mark Mangino.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
how the hell can you miss him?
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I liked turning on the TV and pointing at the almost purple velour tents he wore.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
/jokemissed
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
i didnt. chloe did?
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
True.
But I really DO miss those track suit tent things.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
track suits are all i plan on wearing when im old
and velco wal mart sneaks
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
You sound like my mom.
But her’s were white track suits and large diamonds.
She’s close. She’s got the 2nd half. The first half is "shit to wear to play golf)
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That's how I know the apocalypse isn't Saturday.
If it didn’t happen in ‘07, it ain’t happening for a while.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 19, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Mizzou started the season unranked
And ended the regular season #1. And we almost had a Mizzou-West Virginia National Championship. CHAOS
OH MAN THAT WAS A FUN FUCKING YEAR
/tried to find a good picture of Loki
//failed
by Erik T on May 19, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dear COTG:
What can we sacrifice unto you to make this terrible, horrible, no good, very bad offseason stop?
Is Saturday soon enough?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on May 19, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, I know I'll still be here, so sure.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU MAY START WITH ORANGUTANS AND BREAKFAST CEREALS
by Erik T on May 19, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'll give you my Total Cereal when you take it form my cold, dead hands.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on May 19, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
hahahah
rec’d
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Here, enjoy this delicious Kashi!
/runs away giggling uncontrollably
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/wimpers
I wasn’t, I eat it 5-6 times a week.
/I must be missing something, wouldn’t be the first time.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
ASU was 8-0 and ranked #4 in the nation before it all came crashing down.
2007 was a nice vintage indeed.
It’s much easier to picture one’s foes as evil and inhuman if you’ve never shared a pint glass full of bourbon, although this doesn’t apply to people from UofA because this premise assumes they’re people.
24 Nov 2007
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 19, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
'02 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
No contest.
Also, if the end of the world is coming on May 21st, I better get laid.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
sigh.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
"Oh lord..."
“that is a serious knee injury”
/cringe
Oh, hello spiders, why are you all in this closet?
by Onestatewest on May 19, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
that was unnecessary
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
It makes me seriously cringe
tis why I picked the ND game in 05. Sorry, wasn’t a salt throw.
by Onestatewest on May 19, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
no harm no foul.
/resists urge to make clarrett comment.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I opened the door
you should probably take the shot, it’s ok
.jpg)
by Onestatewest on May 19, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hah. i also resisted the urge to troll the hell out of it
and post a picture of the pass interference call. but for the life of me i couldnt find a picture of it…..
/troll’d
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good work.
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" - W. Churchill
"Stay out the way of the southern thing" - P. Hood
by TheDutchWonder on May 19, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
All you had to do was ask
/trrrrooooollllllliiiiinnnnnggggg
//stillcouldn’tresist
by Onestatewest on May 19, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
that took long enough.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it would be posted instead of the knee thing honestly
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
There's no question it was pass interference...
…it just took the ref 10 minutes to call it.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
i still say 8 outta 10 times its not called
/bitter’d
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Seconded.
In the grand scheme of things, I’m glad Coral Gables lost that game, but the people who believe life should be adhered to in a “letter of the law” way are probably the same people who claim to have never jaywalked. With a game that is predicated on contact, a reasonable allowance must be made, and I think the defender was within such allowances. Jim Tressel knew the flag was coming out 10 seconds before it did.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I'm not sure it is
a letter of the law thing though it surely can be argued either way, it is PI after all and it is a subjective thing. It got called, I can see why it got called but I could also fully arm the counter argument. Just one of those things.
by Onestatewest on May 19, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
USCw approves the Goose
crucial, brah.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 19, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
AND A LENT ROLLER?
Does the man have no decency?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
um...
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
wow new quote if I could post the context
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Lent Roller?
I don’t roll on the fucking Sabbath and I sure as hell don’t roll in Lent.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on May 19, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
REC'D WITH A QUICKNESS!
noone fucks with da jesus.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Shomer shabbas!
(Sorry late to rec this, but work intervened.) Even though you’re a gator, well played.
I req'd it
Then unreq’d it just so I could req it again.
by southernmost on May 19, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Opposite:
A couple of months ago, our office admin sent out an email when ordering lunch, asking if anyone had any special dietary requests due to lint.
Holy shit
It wasn’t until you posted that that I realized I spelled “lint” wrong.
/rethinks writing career
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
I’m in Summer mode.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
JOKES ON YOU I DONT GO TO SCHOOL IN IOWA
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey man, I misspelled my name a week ago on an advisor e-mail
it happens. I was mortified
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This is all kinds of awesome.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Happens more often than I'd like to admit.
Mostly because I’m typing too fast, and my name always gets the little red line under it anyways.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
because I know for a fact sigs get macrod out
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Have to sign them,
because sig lines aren’t allowed. Also, can’t update the school computer’s dictionaries to accept my name.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Have I been in a cave?
What’s the prob with sig lines? Do people put code or something malicious in them?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
that would make sense
they’re just rocked and blocked preemptively
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Some morons fill them with glittery sparkly crap, and IT admins get rightfully twitchy.
Also, people read emails in clients that don’t support sigs.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
I had to explain to people in the lab about how some work filters were going to filter out the images in some of their studies
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I feel like I'm reading that here sometimes, when the pics don't show up.
“And if you’ll look at Figure A”
/searches entire paper for Figure A
“Ah, fuck it, next paragraph.”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
DATA WHY YOU LOOK LIKE MANDELBROT SET?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You mean you've made a beautiful graph of Cantor's Set?
Why am I reading braille then?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Just add that shit to the dictionary, yo!
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
In my ACT essay, I misspelled "literacy" on an essay about no child left behind
Multiple times.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahhh, the ACT, the shit I would love to talk about you
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
the discover card of college tests
tee hee sorry /elitist
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not just of college tests, but of the whole damn public/state schools of the mid-west.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
how many times did you just check literacy to make sure it was spelled right?
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't
Safari has spell check. And I learned my mistake. Trust me. You don’t forget that shit.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
They want to make sure the kids these days can write.
Lulz.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HA!
They are learning that was damned stupid right? This might help financially though…
/avoiding closets
//again
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
wut u mean? kidz deez dayez rite moar den evuhr.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 19, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I took it in '06 or '07
It’s optional too. But it boosted my score by 2 points.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
so like a 30 to a 32...big deal on the ACT right?
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi there!
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
So people from Ohio?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
lol hay sup
i r communist ACT taker (got a 35, got drunk the night before)
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Took the SAT, never took the ACT
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Took both ACT and SAT,
as did probably 80% of my class who were college bound. Southern Illinois’d up in this bitch yo.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Took the ACT once
Scored well enough to get into all 4 schools I was interested in.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too!
Missouri enginerd school!! wat wat!
(best part: online entrance and NO ESSAY!)
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Deep Springs had 6 fucking essays that you couldn't submit electronically
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yes, and look at where we are now.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Had I gone there, I would have ended up at Yale
worth it? I dunno
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
my college counselors were.... dismissive towards the ACT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
As was mine...
strange, considering it was Ohio
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
What you did their.
I see it.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I accidentally the hole thing.
You did, to?
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm seeing the "too/two" thing,
but not seeing a problem with the “whole” part.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
You saw what he did were?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
what he did up their
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your not paying attention, are you?
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have a attention span worst then a goldfish
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL PUBIC UNIVERSITIES LOLOLOLOLZ
by Mango Stasi on May 19, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't breath
Good God man that was funny.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
dammit man stop feeding the fire
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't sea any cute typos
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not a typo.
It would be “an attention” not “a attention”
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 5:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes. Yes I know this
I wanted to see how awful I could butcher the English language. Sadly, it was still more understandable than anything that comes out of Charles Barkley’s mouth.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
this thread got really in tents.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 19, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
now you've gone over the lion.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on May 19, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have the up most respect for everyone who contributed
For all intensive purposes, +100 cocktails to you all
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
by MikeLew on May 19, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Irregardless of such praise, I'm starting to wonder if it's run it's coarse.
I could go ether way. It’s kinda amusing.
I could care less
this is a shout out to a buddy of mine who hates when people don’t use “couldn’t” and thereby nullify this phrase’s meaning.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Sadness. Irregardless is now a real word.
FUCK YOU WEBSTERS
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
it may be a word
it is still not English.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I will stop people in their tracks and ask them precisely what that means
I do that a lot though with bureaucratese
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I encourage all such behavior.
Please start with people who give any sort of oration (newscasters, broadcasters, etc)
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Irregardless of your threat, I think websers does a pretty good job
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
you know, books are both
flammable and inflammable. You can’t explain that.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on May 19, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I could care less about books
Or couldnt I?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Websters is an upstart and a vagrant abuser of the letter U
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Same with people who fail to use the Oxford Comma.
It is ESSENTIAL, I tell you
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
by MikeLew on May 19, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS A MILLION TIMES THIS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
For a great argument on our behalf...
Use this
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Didn't know that was what it was called,
but I endorse, applaud, and bless your quest to ensure the Oxford Comma is used.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
FUCK YOUR OXFORD COMMA
AND FUCK VAMPIRE WEEKEND FOR THEIR STUPID SONG ON THE MATTER AND FUCK CLEMSON FOR GOOD MEASURE
by Mango Stasi on May 19, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i can see how this could go on four a long time
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hate corporate made-up words.
I heard “planful” the other day and wanted to stop her from talking and tell her it’s not a real fucking word.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on May 19, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
no. just no. the point of language is to clarify, not obfuscate
if you’re being deliberately misleading something is wrong with what you’re presenting to me and you had better revise it and get it back by deadline or fucking else
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I have a colleague
. . . who hears stuff like that and just hands people this book to read.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH THE WORD STRATEGY LIKE IT'S YOUR FAT FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
I <3 you, old boss
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The next time I hear "ask" as a noun, Imma wreck someone's head.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
all right guys close the door. tie him down. that's right. This never leaves the room, ok? hand me the fire poker.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Does not compute.
I can’t even think outside the box enough to figure out how to use “ask” as a noun. Unless we’re talking about Ax in lieu of Ask.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I am interested in your ideas.....
and wish to subscribe to your newletter..
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 19, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
See, you just have to find ways to incent your workforce to be more planful.
/shows self to spider closet
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
WHY LOOK MY KNIFE OPENED UP ALL BY ITSELF.
Once, at the height of the dot-com boom when everybody and everything was e-something or digital something, I got pulled aside by my boss and specifically told “At no point in this meeting do I want to see you making wank gestures while the CFO is talking.”
So I ditched the meeting and went to smoke cigars instead. ;]
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on May 19, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
AND WHAT'S WITH THE SAT GOING TO 2400 NOWADAYS?
/hikes up knickers
/spits out side of mouth into wastebasket
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 19, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
PASS ME MY TI-80, SONNY.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 19, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah ti-83
wrote a version of the “drug dealer” game for that thing
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
TIs? HPs bitches.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for Reverse Polish Notation'ing
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
It takes effort to use real calculators now.
Also, I don’t see what’s wrong with simplifying the computer. number, enter, number, enter, function. IT"S LOGIC.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
HERETIC
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 19, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I know. people want to write a test they should take the damn IB
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
LOL AP
I got a five on the AP European History test. I never took a European History class in high school. Unfortunately, I didn’t in college either. I did however get out of a French class with a teacher I strongly disliked.
Actually the less common the AP test the easier it is to pass...
at least it used to be that way.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
except, supposedly, studio art
where no one got a 5
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Definately...
I remember I took quite a few AP tests and the US history one was much harder for the average AP student than the music appreciation one
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
ap music theory was my lowest score at a 4
not an easy one that one
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I actually didnt take it, but I asked those who did and they said it was pretty easy compared to the rest
However, Physics, from what I heard, was the toughest one of all.
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
Physics AB was easy (as was Calc AB)
both BC’s were tough (didn’t take them)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
we offered both. The guy who taught BC was the genius wrangler
who taught all the borderline autistic “specials” who took BC when they were 12. He used to work for the NSA. Ran tutorials as well- supposedly those classes were like graduate school classes
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Physics BC wasn't that bad...
Only took Calc AB- my HS sent those of us who were juniors to OSU for two quarters our senior year
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
that would have been nice had we a university like OSU nearby
but we kept a guy in house- he was a nice guy, I just did not want to take BC
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It was great-
especially the way OSU gave credit to us- because we were in some number(I think Hon 162), we got credit for 151, 152, 153, and 161, in addition to 162.
I actually got enough credit hours to be in the OSU Alumni Association, if I want to be
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
well, I knew where I was going I wasn't going to get credit for all my classes
I would have to pick four at Davidson, same at Duke, Yale and DS were LOLWUT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah, those credits didn't transfer all that well to most of the places I was looking
Kenyon accepted them, though- I had enough “transfer” credits to be top of the pile freshman scheduling, which was nice
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
oh yeah didn't have to take math for nonmajors
did I end up needing it? yes, but I taught it to my damn self
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not hard to do.
Buy book, use internet, 3 semesters of material in two months, if you’re diligent
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
AP chem 3, AP english 3
AP psych 5, AP Gov’t 4 AP world govt 4
Guess which one I studied for!
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Calc, APUS, APEuro, APLang, APpolisci, CS- 5's
music theory? 4. I might be forgetting one or two. They all kind of blend together
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
also D1 soccer recruit playing for Tottenham's Asian youth apparatus?
does that matter at all?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
nope, none.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
didn't think so
back to mah basement!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Calc AB, Physics BC, EngLang, EngLit, US History
5’s on the non-English ones, 4’s on the English ones
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
wasn't that long ago
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Been messing with my transcripts recently...
just finished grad school, had to get things in line for jobs
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
do people really care about HS?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They're on my Kenyon transcripts
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Some high school stuff seems worth mentioning (National Honor Society, National Merit Scholars, varsity sports)
AP doesn’t seem relevant beyond undergrad applications.
I remember weird shit
And I feel dumb because all y’all kicked my ass.
ALso, for my “super awesome” public school, we didn’t have shit for AP. OH I didn’t take the lit class because that score got me out of the same class as language did. I didn’t take bio because I knew I didn’t have to take it. We didn’t offer the rest.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
You're not alone
Not even sure I remember which tests I took, never mind the scores, and I’ve only been out of high school six years.
If memory serves, I took World History (first year it was offered, IIRC), US History, Biology, EngLit, one of the Calcs (I think BC), Physics AB, CompSci…I think that’s all. Did well enough to basically start at GT a semester ahead of schedule, allowing me to take 15-hour semesters while I pointed and laughed at everyone fighting through 18s.
Drinkin' my whiskey clear since 2005.
Now available via Twitter.
by The Missing T on May 19, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
AP Lang 3, AP Lit 3
AP Calc BC 3, AP Physics C Mechanics 3, AP Physics C E&M 4, AP Govt 5, AP Latin 1 (my teacher died at the beginning of the year, and the county could never find a qualified replacement. But I still had to take the exam because the county paid for it).
AP ENG 5 & 5
(were they lang & lit? I don’t remember—just that one was senior year, one junior year)
AP Govt 5
AP Art History 5
AP American History 5
AP Euro Hist 5
AP math and sciences? Surely you must be joking.
I think I got 21 credits at ND off of those. Certainly helped in creating room to have 2 first majors and a concentration while going overseas for a year.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 19, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
And before I get the "neerds" pic
I got a D in Trig my junior year, had to retake it. I just apply myself in things I know I’m good at, and ignore things like “the maffs”
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 19, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
HATED THAT FUCKER
we used to critique sight singing in class. HUMILIATION
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/thehorror.jpg
I got 5s on both American and European history, and somehow managed a 3 on Physics in spite of the fact that I can barely add.
Formula sheet is your friend
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
FRUITCAKES, ALL OF THEM.
GRR GRITTY TOUGH MANSOMENESS.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Yaaay, let's try to standardize a writing sample.
With a terrible, random topic, not allowing for revisions or editing, and no research allowed. Because it’ll be JUST LIKE COLLEGE, you see.
/stupidassholesarestupid
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
and the reasoning behind that and excluding analogies? Reducing the impact of tutoring
it didn’t work BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO HIRE TUTORS ARE SMART. I have no problems with buying a score. It shows an proper emphasis on education as a priority
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's easy for you to say
You grew up rich. I grew up so far out in the fucking sticks that only 30% of the class went on to any higher education (including two-year) and the nearest SAT/ACT prep courses were 90 minutes away by car.
That said, you can bet your sweet ass I’m loading up my kids with every demographic advantage I am able to buy. Perhaps they will even appreciate it.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
daddy was a prof, and yeah, there are advantages tied to that, not monetary ones, but certainly demo ones
but EVERYBODY in my school- their parents were buying the score. I did ok on my own. There is a legitimate argument, that despite not taking any classes or having any tutors, that my score is a product of my demo. Two college educated parents, one with a terminal degree. But seriously, when the peer parental group is “no fucking way you’re not going to college” you’re going to college.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The Old Bobcat was the HS principal
. . . though thankfully not by the time I reached HS. As Devil Bro once explained it to his friends, “We had two choices — death or college. I chose college.”
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I liked the one on the GRE
I got to write a paper explaining why schools these days were focusing too much on factual subjects (math, science, history) and not enough on exploring feelings.
Me, the engineering major.
Motherfuckers.
/twisted into explanation of engineering ethics
//so got a 6 anyway
///is hunted down by college board for disclosing test details
GRE doesn't have an essay section anymore?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
My roommate took it two years ago. no essay
I helped edit the Barron’s book on the Psych GRE and don’t remember an essay
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
09 then
I’m sure someone on here can chime in
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I wrote an essay when I took it- October 08, I think
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Definitely had one last year when I took it for the second time.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 19, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Just to document the date, it was April 2010.
I took it in Tokyo on my mid-tour leave from Afghanistan.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 19, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I had to write an essay, 3 years ago.
I’m certain the school didn’t look at it.
Still, the English teacher who was taking the test at the same time as me wanted to compare scores. She was NOT PLEASED when all three of my section scores were higher than hers.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Flagged
for abuse.
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" - W. Churchill
"Stay out the way of the southern thing" - P. Hood
by TheDutchWonder on May 19, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
so-k. he still has this to his credit.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
allright, I'm going to show my noobieness.
usually if you hang around long enough it all starts to make sense. But, for the life of me, I haven’t figured out what the spides in the closet meme is all about.
The best thing you can do for your children is to love their mother. John Wooden
Search function. Upper right.
Start here. Work down.
It seems. I type. Sentences of. Two words.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 19, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
All came from the threadlinked below:
Here. Proper credit goes to cowcollege, who first posted it.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Every OSU game mentioned makes perfect sense
but why no love for the 2002 Michigan game? If I have 1 game to pick, it’s that one. Maybe because it was in Columbus or maybe because it exorcised the pain of the 90s, but that one provided a feeling that cannot be replicated.
The 1-9 doesn't bother me; it's the disparity in gameday fashion sense.
by roger_t_shrubber on May 19, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't at that game, was actually unable to watch all but the last two plays
My RAEG levels were off the charts. Heard most of the 4th quarter on the radio, rushed in the house to see the last two plays. As such, I’ve now watched it eleventy billion times
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
It was a fantastic ending to a game
If we dont get the 3 and out, well, when is the turnover coming?
I see what you did there
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, I didn't know this was about rerun games.
I was going to say Ole Miss in Atlanta in December, just ONCE.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on May 19, 2011 2:08 PM EDT reply actions
2009 Civil War...
This game was a nailbiter all of the way through.
Also, UO vs UM in 07. AKA when all Duck fans knew that this Chip Kelly guy was a fantastic coordinator, and we all knew that Dennis Dixon had transcended into god-like status (except his knees, they never got that memo)
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
For what it's worth
There have only been two Michigan games where, having been in attendance, an opponent made me literally shake my head and say “Damn.” One was Syracuse 1998 and watching Donovan McNabb run wild, the other was Oregon 2007, where the gallows humor mood of the previous week made Dennis Dixon’s shredding of the Ron English defense seem to be par for the course.
"The Michigan fanbase: a cynical, Eeyorish bunch even in the best of times."--Doug Gillett
Auburn 2004...
along with the two 90s bowls against Nebraska… only times I ever felt like we just had no chance by the end of the first quarter.
Oddly enough, we played Auburn again and they weren’t nearly as tough.
rec'd so hard
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU BROKE MY REC BONE
I’ll have to take a couple weeks off from rec-ing posts.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Psst. I think I wasn't born for our moments of glory
1959 NASHENUL CHAMPIONSHIP BOYSSSSSS.
And I am old.
Indeed
How can the existence end of an entity that did not exist in the first place?
The 1-9 doesn't bother me; it's the disparity in gameday fashion sense.
by roger_t_shrubber on May 19, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
1998 Missippi State
vs. Alabama in Starkville… we won in an exciting game that started out with a paratropper falling from the approximate height of the top of the goal-posts…
and then a week later vs. Arkansas in a Wayne Madkin come-back victory.
My junior year at Moo U and got to see some memorable football games.
by captcaveman on May 19, 2011 2:10 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
man
98 & 99 had some of the craziest come from behind wins ever. seemed like every game was won in the final minute.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 19, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
you have to wonder...
where would we have been without Hazelwood? The guy was clutch, again and again
2000 Independence Bowl
in the snow. MSU wins in freakish snowstorm in O/T.
"When a woman says "nothing's wrong," that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says "everything's wrong" that means EVERYthing is wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off." H. Simpson
by Sasquatch Love on May 19, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
wish I would have went to that one instead of...
the Cotton Bowl in ‘98 to watch Ricky Williams run over our DB’s and cause me to revile the “horn fingers” for the rest of my life
So. Damn. Cold.
DERP special teams DERP
by Dr. Norris Camacho on May 19, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Lord, yes
how could i forget that one?? White jerseys, white helmets, white field.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 19, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't that paratrooper
break both of his legs in that fall?
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
1997 A&M Nebraska
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on May 19, 2011 2:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Touche.
I was at both, but I prefer ’98.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on May 19, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
ill throw the bone to you
On the 98 big 12 champ game. Nice little rope a dope on the mildcats
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on May 19, 2011 2:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That was a nice comeback for us,
but also a pretty significant choke job by them.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on May 19, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, the choke was immense
But I was so glad to see that they were soooooo close and had the rug yanked out from under them and then 9 years later? BAM! They were Prince’d
/ronp4ksu
/grovercleveland’d
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on May 19, 2011 3:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
ill take Tennessee's 2002 homecoming game for 26-3 alex
/ducks
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 2:11 PM EDT reply actions
gal darn you brock berlin!!!
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah i remember watching it with some friends
and not even halfway through we were beyond over watching it. it was an exercise in futility for sure. i only posted about the homecoming game because i was actually there
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
COUNTDOWN
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDcRQYDIGzk
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyuHVZL3bes
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoFZIBY-IVU
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
For the Gator half of me
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDkMBbaFZTY
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETqoKryt8A8
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S49liS_5VL4&feature=related
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on May 19, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
No MSU-UM in 1999?
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
That game is near the top of my list.
1) MSU / ND 2010
2) MSU / UM 1999
3) MSU / UF 2000
.
.
.
300,213) MSU / Bama 2011
All games I attended, BTW
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
PUCKER PUCKER PUCKER isn't at the bottom?
for realz?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's 300,212
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
YES
What was the caption MikeLew gave that guy? Neutron Man?
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
That was actually his 'stage name'. His real name was Orlas somethingorother
And he was a huge booster for the marching band and the cheerleaders. Also, the first of the “celebrity fans”, and the only one I like
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
1981 USC vs Oklahoma
- vs #2
John Robinson vs Barry Switzer
The greatest finish EVER.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdwkjuc_-yo
It closely beats out the “Bush Push” game against Notre Dame for me.
Los Angeles is like Manchester. There is a red team that wins championships and a blue team that doesn't.
LSU-Georgia 03
and LSU-Florida 2007. I never thought I could be so tired after WATCHING a football game.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
That 2003 game really, really hurt.
By the time the Bayou Bengals curb stomped us in Atlanta later that year it wasn’t even really surprising. The 2004 UGA/lLSU game in Athens was funzies however.
I was screaming my fool
head off at that 2007 UF game!
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on May 19, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
At both of those.
Yelled so loud I could taste my own bloody vocal cords.
Still believe that after the ’07 LSU/UF game that it should have been named Jacob Hester Field at Tiger Stadium. I wanted to re-name the dog “4th Down”.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Oohh my pretend boyfriend Jacob Hester!
Love me some #18!
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on May 19, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Careful,
I hear he won’t be denied when he wants it.
/rape jokes, fun for the whole family.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Huh?
He has a wife and a kid… (not that that’s ever stopped an asshole before) but I’ve never heard bad things about him.
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on May 19, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Errmmm, was making "can't be stopped" joke
/at least not before picking up 1st down or scoring.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Whew!
I was like, if my imaginary boyfriend is one of these rape-happy assholse I am gonna have to have words with him!
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on May 19, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
GOTDAMNIT!!!
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on May 19, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Drinks from the carton of milk, then puts back in fridge.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 19, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I will start buying soymilk if I have to
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on May 20, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
He was at the air show
a few weeks back. Still signing autographs for anyone that asks. According to my wife the line was perpetually long, and it was mostly kids getting autographs for dads. He’s been on campus for several games the last few years, and it’s usually around homecoming.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Squee!
I knew he was a sweetheart.
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on May 19, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I love guys that do things like that...
That, more than any other thing, I think, really makes people think “he’s just like normal people”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
I don't get starstruck,
ever since I met Henry Rollins in the men’s room of a club where he was performing. I was still green in the business, and here I was taking a squirt right next to Henry Fucking Rollins, one of my musical idols. He looks up, sees me staring, and says, “Dude…it’s just a dick”. Moral of that story – no matter who it is, they’re all just people just like me.
There’s a Saints player that has a kid in school with mine. He was utterly shocked that people didn’t approach him more. Part of that is the NOLA attitude towards celebrities, and part is just a desire to allow them a (somewhat) normal life. They’re all just people.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Oh, I agree with you...
but, were I a celeb like that, I would like to think that I’d sign anything and everything as long as people were asking, and I’m glad he does that, because it’s “right”, in my sense of it
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
I agree in heart,
but some people are just too popular to realistically be able to satisfy the public’s demand. Tebow, Jordan, The Beatles, etc. could literally spend hours signing every day and still not get everyone who wanted an autograph (and let’s not forget the greedy bastards who are using celeb signatures as a $ making ploy and therefore have an essentially inexhaustible demand).
I have more on this topic, but every time I put a sentence down it comes off douchey, so I’ll stop here.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
True, true...
That’s why I said like that. I get both sides of it, which is why I say “I’d love to think I’d sign for everyone”, rather than “I’d absolutely sign for everyone”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
1987 ND 57 Navy 13
Got to see my all-time favorite Tim Brown in person during his Heisman season.
More importantly, was the first time I got to make the trip to an ND game with my dad and grandfather. I’ve seen lots of games since with more exciting action (also a bunch of crap sandwiches), but in terms of lasting importance to me, that one will never be repeated.
"My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them."
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on May 19, 2011 2:13 PM EDT reply actions
1997 OSU/PSU
2005 PSU/OSU
1989 ND/USC
1988 ND/MIA
2005 USC/TX
2009 USC/UW
by InScoresOfOtherGames on May 19, 2011 2:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Upon further review:
I want to watch an outdoor UNC-DUKE basketball game from a blimp so that I can see them all suffer from the rapture occurs.
"Put a smile on your face, murder in your heart, and lets go kick these fuckers in the mouth" - Dick Bumpas
by Truffle Shuffle on May 19, 2011 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
So the world is ending on Armed Forces Day?
what a crock of shit – wait till Monday.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on May 19, 2011 2:18 PM EDT reply actions
Hmmm....
1992 Sugar Bowl Bama vs. da U
1989 Bama – Ole Miss (We fell behind 21-0 in the first quarter, won in Jackson 62-27)
1979 Sugar Bowl Bama vs. BRAAAAIINSS with the Goal Line Stand
1992 Bama vs. UT
1971 Bama vs. USC (Bear rolled out the wishbone in the Collliseum)
1992 SECCG Bama vs. UF
It was too much money
by The_Tusk on May 19, 2011 2:18 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
This
Great list. would only add the 2009 NC game against Texas.
by BamaFaninATL on May 19, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Agree its a good list
But it is incomplete without the tears of Tebow SECCG of 2009!
by ApothecaryMark on May 19, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Thought about both, decided too many to list.
Shuan Alexander off left tackle in OT against Florida in the Swamp, the rematch in ATL for a beatdown of epic proportion, Shuan’s first game (LSU) when he came off the bench for 297 yards, 36-0 in the 2009 Arn Bow, a host of other choices.
It was too much money
All to easy. 1st half of 66-3 and then last half of 34-12 vs $Texas
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on May 19, 2011 2:18 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
*too* easy. DERPAGE.
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on May 19, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
As an OU alum
I can say without a shred of doubt that if I couldn’t watch any of ours I’d join you for this.
Everything in moderation, especially moderation.
As a Cornhusker,
I’ll bring the chips.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
You've got plenty from which to choose.
Here’s hoping when Dodds and Dr. Osborne are dead and buried, we can get a series going again. I mean that in all sincerity – I love hating you people.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Also, to give thujone more fuel for his Nebraska hating MSPaint stories
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He really doesn't focus on NU much. When he does, it's awesome.
eATMe, however, gets his vitriol and excellence almost as much as OU. Which is why we love him.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
NEEDS MOAR BAGS OF DICKS
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on May 19, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I refer to it as All The Evil
/Larsson’d
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on May 19, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
The road trip description still gets me every time
TEXAS → METH → METH+ABORTIONS → METH+CORN
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
furk.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Rec'd for good hatin'
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like you any more.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I blame the PTSD
Any mention of Rout 66 causes me to lash out at anyone and everyone.
I had to stay for ALL 60 MINUTES.
I'll see your Fiesta Bowl
and raise you the 2000-2004 RRS boxed set- 2 Beatdowns, a shutout, a Superman, and a “Let me answer this for Chris”.
RIP Austin Box
by Billy Sims' Fro on May 19, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I might go with the 2007 combo platter
Notre Dame beats UCLA with 140 yards of offense and USC loses to Stanford at home.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
That was that one game where our starting QB got injured for the year,right?
Fuck Jimmy Clauson and then go back a year for Jeff Samardjjszsjjjya
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on May 19, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a date that night
was getting text updates from a friend
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
2007 was a really, really odd year, really.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 19, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. I love how the DickRod fans insist that he led WVU to the brink of an MNC
When more out-and-out weird shit had to happen to even get them into striking distance than would be believed in an H.P. Lovecraft story.
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on May 19, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
2006 Michigan-Notre Dame
I know I should pick an OSU game but I’ll be damned if Brady Quinn’s tears aren’t the sweetest thing I’ve ever tasted.
i also recommend, as fellow wolverine
2006 PSU (LOL anthony morelli)
2007 Capital One Bowl (only team to beat Jesus Tebow in a bowl)
1995 OSU game (Touchdown Timmy!!!)\
2004 MSU (Braylonfest)
2005 PSU (Mario Manningham = The New Math
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on May 19, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
AGGHHHH the Braylonfest
Hey John L., why are you covering a 6’4" receiver with a 5’8" cornerback with no safety help, you stupid shitbird?!?!?!?
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
I dunno
why are they throwing downfield in a monsoon with your dear old dad freezing in the stands after he walked 300 miled uphill both ways? SO WARM AND FUZZY STOP IT IT’S TOO MUCH
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I dunno, I have fond memories of him...
“The kids are playing their tails off, and the coaches are screwing it up!”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
I'll give Smith this much...
he was handed a steaming pile of shit of a program from Bobby Williams, and did manage to make some improvements, especially in the off the field area. MSU was in BAD shape academically when Smith took over, and had a lot of players with legal issues as well. Those things did improve during his term, but the product on the field continued to be hot garbage.
Kill, Bubba, Kill!
Similar to the reason I don't hate Weis.
The program was in HORRIBLE shape when Weis came in. 2 years of 0 offensive linemen recruited. An almost complete lack of talent in the last two classes. And we had just been publicly jilted by a coach who was on record as describing Notre Dame as “my dream job”. It was a very dark time in the program’s history and we got an alumni to come back to try and fix it.
Was he an arrogant asshole? Yeah. Sure. Did his teams begin to disappoint? Definitely. But he was what we could get at the time and you cannot question the effort he put into improving the program, which is something you couldn’t say about his predecessor.
Seconding the 2005 PSU-UM game
I was seated in one of the corners of the stadium, about halfway up, behind the endzone where Manningham pulled that in. Electric atmosphere. It was the first college game I ever attended — it turned out to be a hell of a choice.
For me:
2001 Orange Bowl BCS against FSU (27 year old quarterbacks suck)
2010 OU vs FSU (because 40 yard line, 3rd row, and being able to yell obscene things at FSU players)
and the 2003 “regular season” (Welcome to Big Game Bob year 1)
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
1997 UF vs FSU
Best game ever in the Swamp, Lil’ Champ was nuts post game!
2007 Fiesta Bowl
Also:
2007 Nevada
2008 Oregon
2009 Oregon
2010 VT
Those will be important, since I’ll probably be spending eternity watching a highlight reel of Z’s interceptions and Brotz’s shanks.
Watching peregrine falcons out office window > actually working
by marktgarten on May 19, 2011 2:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
So THAT's what's in lingo!
Remind me to be good…
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
gimme
1998 orange bowl against seyton manning (sorry holly)
1995 execution Running Man style of florida in tempe
1997 Neb-MizWho flea kicker game, still makes me giggle
Aaaaand 2008 Nebraska kicking a 57 yarder to take the lead against colorado
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on May 19, 2011 2:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
03: Cal vs. USC
Also:
07: Navy vs. Notre Dame for this play
02 Rose Bowl: Nebraska didn’t deserve to be there, so it was nice seeing The U wipe the Rose Bowl turf with the Cornhuskers.
These Clemson games. simply because i would like my final thought when im melting to be FUCK CLEMSON
December 30, 1977 Gator Bowl vs Pittsburgh 3-34, L
January 1, 1992 Florida Citrus Bowl vs California 13-37, L
January 1, 1996 Gator Bowl vs Syracuse 0-41, L
January 1, 2001 Gator Bowl vs Virginia Tech 20-41, L
December 23, 2002 Tangerine Bowl vs Texas Tech 15-55, L
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 2:30 PM EDT reply actions
Hmmm...
Utah – BYU: 1993 (34-31 Part II)
Utah – BYU 1994 (34-31 Part II)
Utah – BYU 2003 (3-0)
Utah – BYU 2004 (52-21 which led to…)
Utah – Pitt 2005 (35-7, no Camaro for you!)
Utah – Bama 2009 (31-17, losing to Mountain West teams Nashnul Champyunns!)
Bzzzt.
Debut of The Charles, Pittsburgh 2005 against the Wannstache.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, but the Fiesta Bowl was played in 2005.
Herpaderp.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoops
/wipes derp off of face
//forgive me my faulty memory; I may have had a little to drink that night
No, you're right.
I haz a wrong.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Right, so the loss paved the way for the 'Stache to be hired
Meaning no camaros in Pittsburgh for anyone but Dave
SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF A BAMA SECTION
Saw some of the best what the fuck just happened/I’m gonna puke I’m so sick looks I’ve ever seen in my life when Godfrey caught the pass to go up 21-0 before the end of the first quarter.
Also worth it was watching my compadre (A poster here and Tennessee fan) trying not to show too much schadenfreude at the Tide’s expense for fear of being beaten to a pulp as we were surrounded by some 10,000 of Finebaum’s finest.
GREAT LIST, I'LL WATCH WITH YOU
Was scrolling pretty hard to see if any other YOOTS would post here. Not too many of us mind you.
We won't be celebrating the rapture prematurely in MX
Here the world doesn’t end until 2012. I’ll be watching another fresh season of football!
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
So you're saying you'll get to your apocalypse
Manana? I like that approach better.
Well yes
as you may know, everything in Mexico happens mañana…
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on May 19, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
The 2005 Texas A&M Clemson Game
5 field goals, absolute crazy crowd, and was one hell of a weekend for me. Good Year
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
The 2004 A&M Clemson game.
That was a good home-and-home.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on May 19, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Glad to have some one in agreeance
I think they should set up rotating games between VT-A&M and Clemson-A&M every 8 years. The last three bastions of public military colleges (Even though Clemson has moved the furthest away from it).
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
...
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 2:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, when Lane Kiffin can't even beat a damn timeout, it's a good day.
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOOK AT THE FEAR IN HIS EYES.
LOOK AT IT!
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean it was a big win
But it can’t come anywhere NEAR that win over FSU
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
In '93 I was still in high school.
I watched college football, but I didn’t WATCH college football, if you catch my meaning. We didn’t have any overriding rooting interest growing up in my household (though I’m guessing my dad slightly preferred the State underdogs to UM’s arrogance). I went to a Notre Dame high school, so I sorta rooted for ND to win, but not enough to really follow them.
I come from an Irish football family and my dad had just gotten his MA at ND
let’s just say we watched that game. We were granted a special dispensation to stay up past our bedtime that night.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
For me
1. 1988 ND v. Miami
2. 1993 ND v. FSU
3. 1991 Sugar Bowl ND v. Florida
(can you tell I grew up an ND fan in Florida?)
4. 1989 Michigan, Rocket’s 2 KR’s as noted elsewhere
5. The 2006 MSU game. I mean, it might have been the Charles, but dang that was a satisfying come back win.
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 19, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Goddamnit
I kept on waiting for the timeout to move so I could see who they were playing. Took me about 3 minutes to realize it wasn’t going to change.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
That's #2 for me.
- is ND @ MSU 2006. 19 point run in the 4th quarter, in the driving rain, to beat a school that a LOT of my friends graduated from. Two of which were at the game. I MIGHT have called them as soon as the game ended. (Okay, I did. They picked up. It was as quiet as a mausoleum on the concourse) .
The Mike Valenti meltdown on the radio is just the cherry on top.
ALL THE SCHADENFREUDE?
ALL THE SCHADENFREUDE.
Seriously, the glee I feel whenever I am reminded of that game could sustain me for months.
by cmill126 on May 19, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
13-9 has a whole 'nother meaning on the West Coast.
Great win, but don’t know it would make my list of games. It was a defensive battle (won with an interception) and I prefer the high scoring games.
The best thing you can do for your children is to love their mother. John Wooden
Limiting to games I attended and in chronological order:
1992: Carolina 24, Tennessee 23
2000: Carolina 21, Georgia 10
2001: Carolina 37, Alabama 36
2002: Carolina 31, Ohio State 28
2005: Carolina 30, Florida 22
2010: Carolina 35, Alabama 21
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 19, 2011 2:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I see you mentioned beating Alabama twice.....
[set up lob]
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 19, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
[swings mightily]
Alabama, 2011 SBMWV List Nashunal Champeens, PAWWWWWWL!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Was going for the Blazing Saddles-ish reply, "I like beating Alabama".....
Qualifications?
Rape, murder, arson and rape.
You said rape twice.
I like rape.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 20, 2011 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions
[strike three]
“Oh I am the greatest,
that is a fact.
But even I didn’t know
I could pitch like that.”
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Georgia 51, Georgia Tech 7
It happened in 2002, but I’ll always think of it as the “1984” game: “If you want a picture of the future, magine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.”
by Doug Gillett on May 19, 2011 2:44 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
On the other hand, if you want a picture of the past:
God, it’s beautiful.
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
That's also a rec.
I’d make it my avatar if the score would show up better.
was there
it was glorious
"i play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising."
by whiskey_soup on May 19, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
...
(Well, at least one of them does, now.)
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
It was actually a bit anti-climactic
I was fully expecting a challenging game – I was sure Tech would’ve been adequately fired up by the prospect of ruining our dream season. Evidently not.
Many to choose from
Let’s see…
2005: Iowa 27, Northwestern 28?
2006: Northwestern 21, Iowa 7?
2008: Northwestern 22, Iowa 17?
2009: Northwestern 17, Iowa 10?
2010: Iowa 17, Northwestern 21?
Nah, I’ll go with 2004 – OSU 27, NU 33 to break the 33-year losing streak.
I remember that one too well, as well...
nothing like watching a game in the lounge in my dorm, full of assholes from Chicago who weren’t NUpurp fans, but loved trolling the shit out of me
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
LSU 31, UT 20, SEC Title Game, 2001
Still not over that one. On the plus side, in 1991, I was attending the College of Charleston and had two roommates who were big time Notre Dame bandwagon jumpers and the Vols shocking comeback win at Notre Dame was just, well, maybe one of the greatest moments of my life.
How the hell did I forget Boise State vs OU in the Fiesta Bowl?
Wasn’t there obviously, but goddamn.
1995 FSU rules all of these
Poindexter stopped Dunn about 20 feet in front of me. I still haven’t recovered from that evening. One of few major highlights I’ve had as a UVA football fan.
Also
Before I get smited with great prejudice, I’d like to be put back in Spartan Stadium with about 9 minutes to go on September 24, 2006.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 2:49 PM EDT reply actions
I hate you.
Were you in the stadium that day?
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Si.
I bought my ticket online for about $150 the week before the Michigan game. After that incident, tickets were going for $75 or so. I left my jacket in the car, so by the third quarter I was, how you say, RAEGy. Wet, but RAEGy.
But we all know what happened next.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
A rainstorm worthy of the shitstorm that happened on the field
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
warm and fuzzy
I haz it
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This this this
I, too, was there as a ND band member. Didn’t much care about the rain at the end of that game.
To be fair
that was before Mizzou football existed.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah. That was before the 2nd coming of Mizzou fb.
My mom saw the first. She helped carry a goal post after a win that sent the Tigers to the Orange Bowl.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I.ll go with an away game, LSU/Bama 07
The Saban Bowl, The Comeback.
For a home game, my vote goes to UF/LSU 07
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu/Mikie Mahtook fan club
Chopper To Chipper-your favorite dinky Braves site.
Hm
’05 Capitol One bowl vs LSU (“the catch”)
’10 Orange bowl vs Ga Tech
’85 #1 Iowa vs #2 Michigan (12-10)
’09 Iowa-Michigan St. (“7 got 6”)
’08 Iowa-Minnesota (55-0)
’02 Iowa-Michigan
’04 Outback bowl vs. Florida
Brunettes not fighter jets
OOH
almost forgot
Brunettes not fighter jets
by rockyh on May 19, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you post it
i rec it.
its a natural reflex
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on May 19, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIEI, Will always love youuuuuuuuu!!!
College athletics are corrupt and I suspect wrestling may be scripted
I was there for this...
And it was certainly enjoyable… I’m actually like 5 feet to the left of Val Kilmer there.
2008 SEC Championship Game - best-played football game I've seen the Gators involved in.
2004 FSU game – “Ron Zook Field”
2006 BCS Championship Game
2010 WLOCP – Full of Vitamin DERP, but stupid amounts of fun nonetheless.
No Question
’94 Fiesta Bowl
Arizona 29 Miami 0
Only Shutout in Fiesta Bowl History and we got to hang it on the ’Canes.
LOLWUTISACKYOUFROMKNEESIHAZCRAZYMOTOR
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 19, 2011 2:59 PM EDT reply actions
Figured the Rose Bowl would figure in your pre-Armageddon viewing
What’s that? Oh.
by Erik T on May 19, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, that year we beat you what? 34-20 was it?
Also Waldrop won the Bednarik, Nagursky, and Outland Trophies.
You cut me to the quick Erik. OUch Broseph. Gonna’ need some ointment.
Lifetime Territorial Cup Standings: UA 46 ASU 37
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 19, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
skiing? isn't Flagstaff close to Tucson?
Arizona is deeply underrated as a state…. well parts of it are anyways
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Errr...
Flagstaff and Tuscon are separated by about eleventy billion hours of driving
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
oh.... nm
though driving distance is different- we think the 4 hours to tahoe isn’t bad at all
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Driving across Arizona is a different beast
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
We did Tuscon to Kingman in one day two years ago
With a stop to see my mom in the Verde Valley. The worst part was still everything south of Phoenix.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, your gang and the Rose Bowl?
CANHAZNASHNULLCHAMPEECHIPS?
DAVIDBOSTONLOLOLOLOLOL
And then he got drafted by the Cardinals! Y’all was salty!
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 19, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
ALL THE KRAKEN
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 19, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Sadly, no.
It’s whatever 6€ rum the Mercadona in Barcelona sells. On the plus side, Barcelona.
by ToStirItRound on May 19, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I assume you mean this OFFSEASON
Goddamned heretic.
by Erik T on May 19, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
With enough Kraken
He can’t remember anything but the offseason, so comment could still be accurate.
by Uga in DC on May 19, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
For the Auburn part of me:
AU-LSU 2004
AU-LSU 2010
AU-UGA 2005
Historic one I’d like to see: Punt Bama Punt
For the Ole Miss part of me:
Ole Miss-LSU 2009
Cotton Bowl 2004
Historic one I’d like to see: 1977 Ole Miss – Notre Dame, or anything from 1962
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
USF 17, FSU 7 in 2009
Defensive ownage from start to finish, and a hilarious “confused old man” press conference from Bobby Bowden after it ended.
One request: I would like to have Ron Franklin overdubbed onto the broadcast to replace the craptastic noon ESPNU announcer.
Voodoo Five - South Florida Bulls SBN Blog
The Toughest Blog in America
by Jamie DeVriend on May 19, 2011 3:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Good Lord, that day was hot as shit...
also, it seemed like FSU fumbled inside USF’s 10 yard line about threeve times
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
That was the best part.
Thinking “we could really use a fumble right now” AND THEN IT HAPPENED.
Voodoo Five - South Florida Bulls SBN Blog
The Toughest Blog in America
by Jamie DeVriend on May 19, 2011 3:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
again AND again AND again...
was a fun game, especially as a fairly unconcerned observer. Same with 2009 FSU-Miami
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
I remember watching a game like that in the early 90's with my dad
Tennessee-Florida. It was like we were calling the game—“how about an INT, UF?”
TV: And Florida throws an INT…
Tenn won like 45-7 or something. It was beautiful.
/doesn’t like UT all that much
//just grew up hating UF
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 19, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Somehow this one seems most appropriate
GT @ ND 2007. 33-3 in South Bend. Might as well ensure that Touchdown Jesus opts not to take me so I can stay down here for next season, right?
Drinkin' my whiskey clear since 2005.
Now available via Twitter.
by The Missing T on May 19, 2011 3:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
That might be the closest thing to the Rapture I'll ever experience.
The glory of HOT HOT HOT followed by immediate and eternal darkness.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I would normally save this for TRUE COLLEGE FOOTBALL CONFESSIONS day
but….
2003 – Swindle in the Swamp. Even though it’s the most pain I’ve ever felt at a football stadium.
I don’t care what Urban Meyer says, that was the best game Chris Leak ever played. He was completely out of his mind that game. It’s worth the horrible DID-FSU-REALLY-COST-US-AN-SEC-CHAMPIONSHIP-GAME-BERTH pain to watch that game again and realize what, for just one evening, a world-beating badass Chris Leak was.
My (pretty much neutral) dad got tickets and still calls it the best game he’s ever seen. And this is a man who went to ND football games back when they still had a team.
Careful, now.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently Dick Ebersol has resigned from NBC Sports.
Godspeed, American flag sweater.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:09 PM EDT reply actions
Billboard space for rent!
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 19, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait What Really?
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 19, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
4 realz.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, that's seismic shift in the sports Universe type shit right there
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on May 19, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
can Haz Olbermann for good and ill?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
#RONP4NBCSPORTS
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
This is just a spoiler.
The actual press conference is on tape delay, and will be played on the 11:00 news.
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
when it happened in the same time zone. thank you and good night.
RAEG
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The press conference will only be shown
after a 45-minute piece on his entire career, and how hard he worked to get to this moment, with interviews with his parents and loved ones. Because before him, you know, we never knew it took dedication and years of hard work to become an Olympic athlete. I thought they just got picked at random out of the crowd before the opening ceremony.
frankly, I think they still do this for decathlon
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
no. no it does not.
the vessel changes, the poison doesn’t
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
#TomRinaldi4NBC
This network once thought it had lost everything.
Its vision.
Its passion.
Its sweaters.
But they were wrong.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
True story:
The guy replacing him is one of SBN’s board members.
________________________________
I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on May 19, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
WE HAVE A REPRESENTATIVE NOW
How long before we can get Clemson jokes on national TV?
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
#GUS4ND
aaaaaaAAAANNNND IT’S A THREE AND OUT! OH! MY! GOODNESS!
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
"So, from all of us here at NBC, Fuck Clemson. Stay tuned for your local news."
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
by Dogrel on May 19, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Have you seen Clemson's football team?
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 19, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
/pushes glasses up nose
ADVISOR NOT BOARDMEMBER STILL PRIVATELY HELD!!! /nerdlingstuffover
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
WOOOOOO! PLACE AT THE TABLE!!!!
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on May 19, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Program Autorec
毎日は土曜日であるべき
Notre Dame Fighting Irish by birth and undergraduate degree
U. Hawaii Warrior because the government pays my grad school tuition
by Kelly's Gyros on May 19, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
"And now to our sideline reporter..."
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS I’M ON NATIONAL TV DID YOU SEE THAT GUY’S KNEE IT LOOKED TOTALLY FUCKED UP I KNOW THE GUYS IN THE TRUCK MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO MAKE IT FEEL WAAAAY BETTER I’M TALKING ABOUT DILAUDID THAT SHIT IS AWESOME BACK TO YOU TOM.
"Beating 'SC is not a matter of life or death, it's more important than that."
Red Sanders-Bruins head coach (1949-57)
by Trouble's A Bruin on May 19, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I.. I... I don't quite know what to make of this.
I liked Ebersol.
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 19, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Top 3
1) Game of the Century, 1966
Because I like my team’s history
2) 1999, MSU-UM
Because Plaxico was once upon a time a great player to behold
3) 1952, Biggie Munn wins the National Championship
Can I go back this far?
In outside-of-MSU sports, I’d elect to watch the 2009 Iowa-OSU game. OSU still won, but damn if that wasn’t one of the most exciting games of football I’ve ever watched.
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions
I'll add more because why the fuck not
2008: Wiscy@MSU
2010: ND@MSU
2007:MSU@PSU
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I was at game #2
Spartans must have had 8 sacks. Too bad they took those two weeks off against Wiscy and Purdue as that team could have hung with anyone. Nasty defense.
I was there
and nearly died. James Vandenberg is really going to take away our chance at the B1G Title? Really?REALLY?!! RAEG.
And then Devin Barclay made the FG and all the collective breath of Columbus, OH was let out in one long “wooooooooosh”. There were some sweaty brows that day.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
2010 Texas versus Nebraska
The only highlight in an otherwise forgettable Longhorn season.
Easy choice, but with a caveat:
UT 41, USC 38
but only because you can’t properly recreate the atmosphere for the inaugural Big 12 Championship, when not a single soul (other than my drunken, trombone-playing friend) thought UT had the slightest chance in hell of beating Nebraska.
Since either A) it's all bullshit or B) I'm not going anywhere,
I’ll be making plans for quite a while. Our Synod Assembly is this Friday-Saturday and I have a hard time believing LNTG would make me suffer through another weekend of tortured Robert’s Rules THEN flip the switch.
Be that as it may, here are the games I want on my cloud when the big day DOES come:
1992 Nebraska 52 Colorado 7.
1995 Nebraska 24 Miami 17.
1996 Nebraska 62 Florida 24.
I’ll be in my bunk.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Ugh...
OU’s Austin Box has been confirmed dead by the ME’s Office. Details coming.
Oklahoma City NBC affiliate’s Twitter
RIP, young man.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on May 19, 2011 3:21 PM EDT reply actions
Princeton 6 Rutgers 4.
The Tigers recruited their star player with 180 bottles of Sasparilla.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
No wonder Rutgers lost
That Friedman kid’s got some great ideas, but man, they never work in the real world
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If I only get one...
I’d love the ‘82 WVU win @ Oklahoma, but I’m going to be honest here. The NFL films “Dial M For Moron” staring Joe Theisman makes me all warm and tingly inside. Follow it up with every angle of LT breaking Joe’s leg.
I like it when we humiliate Pitt or VT, but....
This one has to be my favorite:
Steve Slaton for 202 yards and a new Sugar Bowl record (erasing the record previously held by Pitt’s Tony Dorsett)
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy." ~ Joseph Campbell
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 19, 2011 3:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You know, they might try a fake punt when they're near midfield and have been running it down our throats all damn game. How about preparing for that...
RAEG.
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
The thing that keeps me awake at night to this day....
….is that EVERYONE IN THE STADIUM KNEW IT WAS COMING.
Fuck Willie Martinez so hard. Shockley did his part and deserved a better last game as a Dawg.
Dawgs made a game of it in 2nd half
To this day I wonder why Richt did not see that fake coming
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I was there...
My friends who didn’t get tickets were like should we be concerned? I said well… they can run, we have an issue with that…
Fuck that first half.
/was also at the VT game when the same shit happened… really worried about giving 20+ point head start to Boise.
by jokastrength on May 19, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I told my friends leading up to this game that WFV was really good.
I also shouted at the tv that they were going to fake the punt.
No one believed me :(
by bagelfuzzynuts on May 19, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
If you can get the 25-minute version of the 08 BCS Title game
that cuts from the whistle to the snap, that is an amazingly well-played game. One of the all-time “Commercials and Penalties obscured how good it really was” games.
I'll take Miami's 66-6 win over Marshall
Since the Herdiban think that game caused the world to end, it seems like the right thing to watch to see why I’m gonna die.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
What he said.
"This is a Claymore land mine. Use that to protect your property." -- Ron Swanson
by thechuck_2112 on May 20, 2011 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
1951 - Denver 35, College of the Pacific 33
Gramps was a starter for DU (tackle on both o- and d-lines). Pacific had crushed them the year before.
Apparently, Pacific hadn’t had a kick of any kind blocked in 10 years or so, but Gramps managed to knock a punt down on the line and ran it in from about 30 yards or so for a VINTAGE FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN.
ahhh pacific
my Aunt won a NC there in XC. They have some good, clean hate out there for supposedly being laid back west coasters
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
One more choice, not out of personal rooting interest - the 1984 Rose Bowl
31-30 Miami over Nebraska. Schnelly at his suspendered best versus Tom Osborne, the immorality of the fumlerooskie, great game all around.
I don't know whether to cut you or shake your hand.
That game is Old Yeller, Where the Red Fern Grows, the first ten minutes of Up and Brian’s Song all rolled into one awful, terrible, incredible night.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
I approve
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" - W. Churchill
"Stay out the way of the southern thing" - P. Hood
by TheDutchWonder on May 19, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
as do it
because even the second time mentioned is still good.
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
App State - Michigan
Need I say more?
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
by AParker on May 19, 2011 3:31 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
The second best part of that second picture:
THE HEROIC RISE OF RANDY SHANNON
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
/lolucold.jpg
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
gah! just got out of a meeting....
missed my calling. my apologies
also
fuck randy shannon
Much Inspirational...No pain, no pain....
The Twitter Haz Me - JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on May 19, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know whether to be terrified
Or entertained?
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
Somebody call blanx
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Have to spread this one around, alas...
5) Vandy – USCe, 2008 – just for upsetting the OBC back-to-back years.
4) 1993 Sugar Bowl – which we thought was Armageddon then
3) 2010 BCS MNC game – so all my ancestors could finally see Texas defenestrated
2) Cal-Stanford [sic] 2005 – they were waiting to demolish the stadium, and people were already ripping up the bleachers, and I screamed “SWEEP THE LEG” and right on cue, somebody I didn’t even know spun around and blurted out “BUT SENSEI—”
and 1)
14-13. College Gameday, showed up Corso, and for one night we were in first place in the SEC East. Undefeated, RANKED, and we got Auburn’s OC fired the very next day. High water mark of Vanderbilt football since…um…1955?
Shit. Bring on the End Times.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Hmmmm
(1) Oregon vs. #5 USC in 2009—I was at the game and I have never been in a louder environment. In the 4th quarter.
(2) Idaho crushing Boise State 69-14 on the blue turf in 1996.
(3) Oregon putting the hurt on Michigan at Michigan in 2007. Also my donation game from the recent charity drive.
See all you monsters in hell.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I will see your number 2 and raise you a 12 game current winning streak that's more recent...
On a more serious note: My top 5 replaying games
1. 2007 Fiesta Bowl (of course)
2. 1994 The Pick (UO vs UW)
3. 2007 BSU vs. Nevada (69-67 shootout)
4. 1995 Civil War (I have a really funny story about this game)
5. 2009 BSU – UO (Falcon Punch included…lesigh)
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
Sad news:
OU linebacker Austin Box died. Was found in his home in El Reno and air lifted to OKC. Pronounced dead.
WTF is happening this offseason?
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
Saw that...
terrible, terrible thing to see. Thoughts and prayers.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Welp
’95 PSU-UO Rose Bowl for childhood memory sake
’08 PSU-UM was cathartic as fuck
’08 PSU-OSU, though to be honest that game was NOT fun to watch. If I could condense it to Pryor fumbling and Lydell Sargeant picking the ball off in the end zone, that would suit me just fine.
In terms of other teams, it’s really really tough to argue against the ’07 BSU-OU Fiesta Bowl.
88 UM-ND?
pretty good game, even for the neutrals. I would say in terms of being a neutral, the 06 rose bowl was unreal
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ooooo yeah, you're right about the Rose Bowl
That game was un-fucking-believable. And Michigan had the decency to lose too!
also the USC Texas National Championship game
hoo boy- Keith Jackson’s last game, right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Keith Jackson's voice would make the Kraken purr
by Peter Gray on May 19, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
And I believe 800th win in program history
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on May 19, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
You would think...
… that those back to back games would have stopped all the complaints from the “purists” about the Longhorns playing in their beloved Rose Bowl.
Because it’s not like Texas as any college football history, right?
HOW DARE THEY PLAY IN THAT BELOVED BOWL THEY ARENT IN THE B1G OR THE PAC-10
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
#COLORADO VS. NEBRASKA 4 ROSE BOWL
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh...
The Rose Bowl “tradition” was invented because the Big Nine(see how silly calling it the Big Ten is?) didn’t go to bowl games between the 1920s and the end of WW2. Under the guise of outrage at the idea of player stipends by the southern universities being a disgrace to the clearly amateur status deserved by college athletics(see shit’s been going on forever) they got together to make lots of money.
Then the PCC disbanded less than a decade later because half the conference was paying players and they got busted. As punishment they were forced to kick out Idaho and were given a new Rose Bowl contract.
by Caban on May 19, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/watches baby i'm burnin' video
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:40 PM EDT reply actions
True story:
I was at a house party in South Bend when that took place. For the first half, everyone was doing general party-type stuff, but after halftime more and more people started watching until the whole party was glued to the TV.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
/pulls up MSU radioshow
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
MAKE PLAYS?
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
DINGHIES!
Thank you, Southwest.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
it's on itunes. All of it. it comes up from time to time on the ipod
My girlfriend thinks I’m weird for having it on their
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hey, man, at least drink some water
NO! LET ME FINISH! I WANT TO FINISH GOD DAMMIT!
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
when it comes on, we listen to it all the way through
MMMMMMM WARM AND FUZZY
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I love that clip.
Apparently the loss was 50 percent the coaches’ fault, 50 percent Drew Stanton’s fault, and 50 percent the players’ fault.
That game made me hate Drew Stanton for a long time
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
/late 70's-early 80's lead guitar
//cheesedick
///still kinda dig it
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Shit
Just realized I probably shouldn’t have invested $45 in a Queens of the Stone Age ticket if the world ends Saturday. IT SEEMS VERY LIKELY THAT MY CREDIT RATING WILL FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARK.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Queens of the Stone Age
are a FANTASTIC band live, your in for a treat. If Oprah doesn’t swallow the world whole that is.
If we dont get the 3 and out, well, when is the turnover coming?
Seen 'em twice
Psyched to see them tour behind their eponymous debut.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Ummm...yes
jealous.
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" - W. Churchill
"Stay out the way of the southern thing" - P. Hood
by TheDutchWonder on May 19, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
WUT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 19, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
YAY FLAMEY VICTORY BEAST!
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
NOT BEFORE A MINIATURE GIRAFFE DAMMIT
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
close enough?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 19, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
for now....sigh.
I don't know which you're worse at: the guitar or sex.
by Chloe Denmark on May 19, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
No real victory beast today
because of FUCKING KIMBREL IN THE FUCKING ELEVENTH. But the cards get theirs
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
YAY NL CENTRAL!
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
The 2011 NL Central: an experimental demonstration of arguments for relegation and contraction in baseball
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 19, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can somebody splain to me why the NL central got stuck with the Brewers?
Seems they should move back to AL and KC should move to the AL West and then everybody is all even-steven.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
BECAUSE BUD SELIG
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He wanted to give the Brewers a chance to win every year.
/selftrollgaze
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Warning: serious content
Because then the leagues would each have an odd number of teams, meaning two teams would have to be off every day unless they made interleague play a season-long thing.
/end serious content
Drinkin' my whiskey clear since 2005.
Now available via Twitter.
by The Missing T on May 19, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
That's if the Brewers moved back.
If they moved to the AL and the Royals to the NL, then it’d still be even numbers in both leagues.
KC is in the Central because moving them West makes all their trips at least 1 time zone, with most being 2
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Right, sorry I didn't make that clear
Drinkin' my whiskey clear since 2005.
Now available via Twitter.
by The Missing T on May 19, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
or my solution
two new teams to be the AL. One in Vancouver and another in Charlotte, Then move to four divisions in each league with no WC teams.
/ends serious content
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, but few understand." Wes Westrum
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on May 19, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
1 blown save for every fan in attendence?
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
So a pretty good day, then?
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
/remembers having Wagner, Dotel, and Lidge
//goes to find more rum.
Seriously… 11-7 when you’re leading after 7 innings? How is such a thing even possible?
hey I remember Wagner
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
There was a seventh inning free crack giveaway promotion today
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
The Cardinals are probably right behind,
luckily, their starting pitching has been tres bien and the offense, even with a 53% effective Pujols has been one of the best in the league. I still got late July until the Reds start walking away with the division.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Team Frankenstein is doing better than I expected, especially without LaRussa.
It’s just that when either the starting pitching or the offense poops out, the losses look really bad.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha, I just checked and the early results are in.
Cards back in 1st.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
:(
Seriously though, Philly’s offense isn’t that good. Definitely worse than last year. It’s just their pitching that’s the problem. Also there is no doubt in my mind that we should have won Game 2 of that series – if not for throwing errors by a 21 year old outfielder, we would have.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Hate to break it to you
but that starting pitching is what’s gonna get them through the playoffs. They don’t look quite as good as they did last year though.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The Braves have the best overall pitching core in the majors that Ive seen in quite a while
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
And they're young
woot woot
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm sure they can find an alternative.
Sure of it.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I wonder if the Yankees starting rotation could fit in an elevator without exceeding the weight limit
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
to think that folks made fun of fatass David Wells
CC is 1-1/2 of him, easy.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"Thank you, I was didnt away until yesterday " -jc001
by CoastalCowbell on May 19, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Verlander threw 17 No-Nos
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
he doesn't live here anymore where is he now?
Kimbrel just blew another save
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hes up in toronto
Last I heard of him, on the radio a couple of weeks ago, he was about to set the Blue Jays franchise record of winless starts.
"I've gotta fevah, and the only perscription is more Plumlee"
/vomitdeath
Clearly, we were looking ahead to the Indians (?!!) this weekend.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
All of the suck?
ALL OF THE SUCK.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Jay Bruce: YOU MAY HAZ 2 HOME RUNS
Rest of lineup: LOL DOESNT MATTER SIR F U WE WILL DO NOTHING
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I have Jay Bruce I am happy with this arrangement
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Also Johnny Cueto but it was good enough today
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
LALALALALALALA BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL CAN'T HEAR YOU
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
OH HAI STEVE AVERY HOW'S IT GOIN?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 19, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nutting is too cheap to buy a flaming victory beast
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Baseball is like church. Many attend, but few understand." Wes Westrum
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on May 19, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
where?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Roseland Theater in Portland
Happee? Haz it.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
As an Auburn grad
Even with the N.C. this year and all the history, I’ve gotta go with the 2010 Northwestern game. An absolute wild wacked out game with three endings. And since it was a nothing bowl game, I could actually enjoy it.
Even as a neutral viewer, that was pretty fun to watch
"TOUGHEST PLACES TO PLAY: Minnesota can't find the end zone in their own stadium." - NCAA Football 2010
by The Ghost of John Hannah on May 19, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
UM/FSU
1. 1991 17-16 (Wide Right I)
2. 1992 19-16 (Wide Right II)
3. 2000 27-24 (Wide Right III)
4. 2001 49-27 (Best Team Ever)
5. 2002 28-27 (Wide Left)
6. 2004 16-14 (Wide Right IV/Orange Bowl)
7. 2009 38-34 (the last time I had any confidence in my team)
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" - W. Churchill
"Stay out the way of the southern thing" - P. Hood
I DIDN'T DO IT THIS TIME I DIDN'T POST THE PINK HAT PICTURE
/hides in spider closet
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
he did it, it's ok
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You will be rewarded with all the whiskey
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" - W. Churchill
"Stay out the way of the southern thing" - P. Hood
by TheDutchWonder on May 19, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
This goes here
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Saw this all over the facebooks today
reaffirmed why I don’t like baseball.
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" - W. Churchill
"Stay out the way of the southern thing" - P. Hood
by TheDutchWonder on May 19, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Baseball isn't a sport, and this confirms it
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on May 19, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NAZI Communists.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
hey man, they changed the graph
you guys are safely in the wow section now
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's raining
we better not play.
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" - W. Churchill
"Stay out the way of the southern thing" - P. Hood
by TheDutchWonder on May 19, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
you've never been properly kicked on a rainy night in Stoke then have you
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/put on loan to Maccabi Haifa
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" - W. Churchill
"Stay out the way of the southern thing" - P. Hood
by TheDutchWonder on May 19, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
At least you would live in the Mediterranean instead of northern fucking England
And people wonder why Tevez would want to leave Manchester. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO MANCHESTER?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Or Madrid. I mean I love Liverpool and would give a kidney to play there, but I wouldn't want to be there my whole career
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
To be fair, though...
… the amount of money one gets paid to play in Liverpool and Manchester can buy a lot of heaters and hot Mediterranean women.
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
find me one hot mediterranean woman in Manchester and you've sold me
London? not so bad. Also cold and wet though.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Valencia
will work too.
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" - W. Churchill
"Stay out the way of the southern thing" - P. Hood
by TheDutchWonder on May 19, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I love Valencia, and I love their manager
that would be awesome until they sold your contract
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Did you see the pictures of the call-girls who blew the whistle on Nani, Ronaldo, et al shenanigans?
Verily, I didst not think it possible that such women could actually reside in northwest England, even if they did originate elsewhere.
by vineyarddawg on May 19, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
they are definitely not English I guarandamntee it
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I mean...
Everybody’s seen eastern promises right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oddball choice
The 2009 Humanitarian Bowl. Idaho beat Bowling Green 43-42 by going for 2 on the last play of the game.
Classico
Preston Davis ftw
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" - W. Churchill
"Stay out the way of the southern thing" - P. Hood
by TheDutchWonder on May 19, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Only if they include Akey's postgame interview.
The Voice That Conqured A Gorillion Bacon & Bourbons.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Yes
Loved watching that game
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Great game
Gems like that are why it’s worth watching the lower tier bowls.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
There is only one real choice
The ’97 Sugar Bowl. In one fell swoop we won our first MNC, extracted revenge over FSU for their playing to the echo of the whistle in the season, sent Wuerffel out on one hell of a high note, and managed to regain some dignity from the MNC game the year before.
52-20 is something I will never ever forget.
I'll be watching a whole lot of number 33.
My games are basically just going to be replay after replay of Ron Dayne rumbling over anyone standing in his way. For example, hanging 246 and 4 TDs on heavily favored UCLA in the 1999 Rose Bowl. 50, yes 50 Carries, 297 yards as a freshman against Minnesota. 4 Unanswered second half TDs against OSU in the ’Shoe in ’99. I will never tire of footage of 33 just rumbling over any linebacker or safety with the temerity to try and tackle him above the knees.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 19, 2011 3:57 PM EDT reply actions
When I saw Dayne he only went
for way less yards.
by jokastrength on May 19, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
When did you see him?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 19, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep, the Badgers as a whole weren't particularly capable that day.
It was unpleasant.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 19, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Stanford would have needed an injunction to stop Dayne from getting 6 every time they ran off left tackle that day.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 19, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
[insert irreparable harm joke]
"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" - W. Churchill
"Stay out the way of the southern thing" - P. Hood
by TheDutchWonder on May 19, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Random games that always made me smile.
1- UVA over FSU in 1995
2-Bama over da U in 1993. Loved to hate da swagger back in the day.
3-Michigan State over UM in 2001. Don’t care if there was holding or not. I lost my mind.
4-UVA over UGA in the 1995 Peach Bowl. Kickoff return to win. The ridiculous celebration penalty to set up the return doesn’t bother me in the slightest.
5-Temple over VT in 1998. Schadenfreude abounds.
07 Fiesta, baby.
"Or, if boarding the bus is just too difficult for an Establishmentarian to do, get your snob school to schedule the Broncos home-and-home. Any takers?" - Pat Forde
"I don’t need a dictionary, I have an ipad, and an expensive large university education." - hrman7
'96 Fiesta Bowl for me.
The Fun N’ Gun was more like a slingshot and Tommie Frazier made everybody wish they had they’re Heisman votes back. 62-24 and it wasn’t even that close.
I'm your huckleberry.
I'm an Iowa fan
But one of my all time favorite football memories was Colorado beating the holy hell out of Nebraska to go to the Big 12 Championship a while back. Don’t know the year but I will never forget it.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:17 PM EDT reply actions
Speaking as someone who hates Iowa with a white hot passion, I'll agree that it was enjoyable to watch the Huskers get curbstomped.
I’m looking forward to seeing it happen in Camp Randall quite soon.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 19, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
It's funny
Because as huge of a fan of Iowa I am, the two teams I hate most are Nebraska and Notre Dame.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I did undergrad at both UW and UMinny
Hating Iowa was the only thing left.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 19, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
See
I decided to go to South Dakota State. Kind of away from it all. I’ve learned to hate the Vikings but that’s about as far as my Minny hate goes. Proximity is what determines my hate. Which explains why I would hate Iowa State more if it wasn’t such a waste of time.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
It would kind of be like hating Ecuador in IR terms.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on May 19, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh I know
But one of my best friends is a huge Husker fan. I can’t talk shit when they lose because I get the “National Championship and Heisman talk” but can’t brag when Iowa wins. He wore a Mizzou shirt to a bar in Iowa City to “support the Big 12” but apparently took it off and told every Go Hawks at the end of the game.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
He's not a Husker fan.
No Husker fan wears a Mizzou shirt. EVER.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Blackhawks fans
think Mizzou fans are bandwagoners.
#trolling4turdferguson
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 19, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's what I tried to tell him
He gets off being a complete douche about Nebraska and has given me a completely rational model to base all Nebraska fans on.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 19, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Peach Bowl 1992
………………….or maybe the first time we tore down the goalposts
it may not seem impressive to you……………but you have to figure in the fact we were the visiting team
/bigvictorydemandsbigpicture
Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
The Delta Shuttle is the Clemson of air travel
FUCK THE DELTA SHUTTLE.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled spite, lunacy, and dick jokes. Thank you.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
NETJETS. Seriously, can't it just be a write off?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ground stops affect them, too
Plus, if my draw gets reduced by $Texas, I might have to write a check to Da Firm at the end of the year. LOL NO THANK U SIR, I’LL SIT IN THE LOUNGE AND PLAY ON EDSBS FOR A WHILE.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
oooooooooooohhhhh
How much of Delta’s problems are really “A hub in atlanta or chicago is gonna have stoppages?”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I know people complained about NWA
but really, it beat the shit out of United international coach
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
All told, I don't have that many complaints about Delta
The LGA-DCA route just inherently sucks, particularly around 5:00 PM in the spring/summer, when you are always at risk for thunderstorms. I probably should have gone with the Acela today, but the option to wake up in the DC ’burbs this morning and still be in my office in New York by 0800 was too good to pass up. (I almost never stay overnight up here to minimize time away from the DCs.)
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Family man has family
I’m amazed you can make that work.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's not that hard to do a day trip to NYC
. . . if you are willing to suck it up on sleep.
Get up at 0420, eat, shower, and drive to National (I’m old; politics aside, the damn airport is not “Reagan”). Walk onto the 0600 shuttle — first flight of the day and almost never late. Land at LGA around 0700 after a nap on the plane and get a cab into town before traffic on the LIE backs up. Have the cab drop you at the Starbucks across the street from the office. Purchase ALL. THE. CAFFEINE. Get to office around 0745.
Going home, you try to wrap up all calls, meetings, etc. by 1515 (citing early morning, etc) and catch a cab before 1530. This is critical because NYC cabbies go off shift at 1600; you want to find one who lives in Queens and is looking for an airport fare as his last trip of the day. Assuming you do that, you get to LGA in time to make the 1630 shuttle. From there, you’re at the mercy of Delta, the FAA, and Crazy Old Testament God.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on May 19, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Closing note
Assuming all this goes well, I get a full-day of work done in NYC and make it home a bit earlier than I do on a normal office day in DC.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
most people who live in singapore look at the family and say "Fuck It" more or less
but the Tokyo leg is a bit longer. I dunno how they do it.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I've just started on the Asian travel
One trip down; others likely to follow. I do the red-eye home from the West Coast all the time without a problem, but Asia is a long, draining haul.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I only had to do that a time or two...
…but it SUUUUUUUUUUUCKED. Thankfully I was living in Arlington, right close to the orange line, and this was pre-Sept 11 so you could still post for the 0700 shuttle at 0640 and be golden…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
after a lifetime of waking up at 4:00 AM for an 1100 flight I think I can handle pretty much anything
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Status update
“BUT I AM A VERY IMPORTANT UNFROZEN WASHINGTON LAWYER, AND YOU NEED TO CANCEL THESE THUNDERSTORMS IMMEDIATELY SO I CAN GO HOME AND BILL MY NEXT CONFERENCE CALL.”
/Beltway’d
// seriously, folks, hanging over the counter hectoring the flight staff does not end the ground stop faster
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I like laptops. Now, if only they had free wireless at every freaking airport
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
San Jose is the absolute best for that
. . as you might expect. Really good free wi-fi and a plug at every seat in the entire terminal lounge. Several decent dining options, too.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
FU EASTERN SEABOARD AND LONDON AIRPORTS SERIOUSLY
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Cause really, why else would someone want to stay in San Jose a second longer
then necessary. Nice airport amenities are the equivalent of the fat chick with a good personality, it’s survival instincts kicking in.
/lived in Sunnyvale for a year, made precisely 1 trip to San Jose for a WPT event. Never looked back.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
This is why BHM had free wi-fi 4 years ago and the DC airports didn't
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
New terminal especially
It’s nice to have Le Boulanger in the airport. Almost makes up for my first time landing at SJC when I thought I was the Beatles arriving at Idlewild with the freakin’ roll-up staircase…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Philly, Charlotte, Columbus, and Tallahassee all had free wifi my last check(about a month ago)
Atlanta wants to charge a damn fortune to use it, but the A-Bar has free wifi, if you’re near it(I think concourse B)
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
So am I the only one who thinks Hartsfield isn't the worst airport to move around?
Sure, it ginormous, and if you have a tight connection between terminals you might be in trouble, but it is laid out so simply that just about anyone with a 1/4 of a brain can get from one terminal to another without getting lost. O’Hare on the other hand….
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Navigating Hartfield isn't a problem for me...
I just won’t ever schedule a connection there that’s less than 2 hours between flights. Been stuck “waiting for a gate” more times than not
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
Flying through Atlanta makes me RAEG
Because invariably, I’ll have like an hour-ish between flights, my arriving flight will be a tad late, and I’ll arrive at terminal A and have to go to like, fucking E or some shit.
After an hour and fifteen on the tarmac, that's what I have too.
Which is why I schedule the two hours to start!
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
-Pinky
"Cleveland is a giant petri dish of masochistic enabling."
-Londonjoe
At least Philly has that going for it.
That airport is teh sux.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Philly's airport is creepy.
Only thing I didn’t like about that city.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I find talking louder to people who don't speak English helps them understand better.
Sometimes you even have to yell, but the message gets through.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
And this is particularly true of the French
I suspect that going forward, tossing in a couple of Strauss-Kahn jokes also will help.
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I would have liked to have been in the room for his bail application
his picture is right there under “flight risk”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
BUT HE'S ILL YOUR HONOR PLEASE STOP LAUGHING IT'S NOT DIGNIFIED
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
no it's more that they were asking he be realeased on Bail because of course he wouldn't leave the country no why would he
where would he go?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He's got a movie date with Woody Allen and Roman Polanski
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Just slow it down and up the volume, they'll get it eventually
It’s like critical mass, you know?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Cal fans don't need to worry about the Rapture
We’ve got the Prophet in our corner.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on May 19, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
PEACE BE UPON HIM
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Probably the only one who cares about this one
Nothing like upsetting the defending national champs who are also your rivals.
1992 Apple Cup “The Snow Bowl”
I spent a lot of money on birds, booze and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.- George Best
OH HAI
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Bullshit you're the only one
It’s the inspiration for everything I hope for in an Apple Cup. One day I will get my damned blizzard game, even if it takes the rapture swallowing me to make it happen. A white out in Pullman with the Huskies getting rocked would be a personal heaven for some of us.
I'd also like to nominate '08 and '82
2008 sealed the deal on sending the puppies home winless. Sure they had one more game, but they gave up after getting taken down in Double OT. ‘82 established the rivalry we know and love and we tore our Goalposts down and hauled them to the Snake River just to celebrate. I’d lose my shit to see a game and celebration of that magnitude in Pullman in my lifetime.
2008 sealed the deal on sending the puppies home winless. Sure they had one more game.
UDub’s season finale that year was actually cancelled for a track meet at Cal.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
2000 BCS NCG FSU 46-VT 29
Also,
1997 FSU 47-Miami 0
2010 FSU 45-Miami 17
2010 FSU 31-UF 7
2003 FSU 38-UF 34
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
The fact you'd even bring up 2003 makes me think you don't even want to
live to see the end of the world.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I went to breakfast the day after that game with my roommate and his FSU-professor dad.
The dad spent the entire breakfast giggling and apologizing.
I’ve always assumed all FSU fans agreed not to take too much pleasure in that one.
That very reaction is EXACTLY WHY it warms the shit out of my cockles.
Threatening a violent death for even bringing up 2003? Wussy Gator fan is wussy.
Oh, and FTR: Fason fumbled, and a fumble recovery TD on a kickoff return doesn’t count if the kicking team is offsides.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
The thang was,
Lots of games have a big call late that is debatable and the losing side is going to gripe on (Miami-tOSU, Jaburglar Catch vs. Tennessee, Clipping call against ND, etc.), but this game had debatable call after debatable call all going one direction. Heck, look at the clip on the kickoff play, it seems like he makes contact between frames, but at worse a player MIGHT be an inch off sides. Your Fason fumble link was fail, but If I remember the play, F$U returned for a TD. I remember that play as being the most forgivable from the “bad call” standpoint because he was in a pile and it was tough to see, but I’d still say objectively, his knee scraped ground before losing control. If we’re playing the game where a kickoff guy gets flagged for being MAYBE an inch offsides, then Fason is down for maybe grazing the grass. There was another play where F$U clearly got away with a fumble on a kickoff UF recovered and I believe some other play I can’t even remember at this point which was also a fairly obvious blown call. And the secret reason Gators hate this game is that, despite it all, we still had it won until the last minute. It’s all good, blood makes the grass grow. Plus, this game probably influenced events to help oust [Name Redacted] sooner than he might have otherwise, so it wasn’t a total bust.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Well, objectively,
I’ll admit the ACC refs blew some calls-they do officiate for the ACC, after all. But it wasn’t EVERY FREAKIN’ PLAY like the Gator fans claim, either. FSU had a couple of fumbles when they fell right back on their own fumble in front of the ref and it was blown dead immediately. UF even got a couple of calls, too. Leak should’ve been called for fumbling on a slide, for instance, but he wasn’t. It was just ACC refs being ACC refs.
PS: This catch
was ruled out of bounds by SEC refs to give UF the win over FSU.
We’re even now.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
We're
never going to see eye-to-eye. Now that I see it again, I remember my thoughts on the Fason fumble. Clearly, the ball got punched out early, but he seemed to regain control up on his shoulder before hitting the ground and losing the ball for good. Just because someone isn’t holding the ball in the traditional manner, doesn’t mean he doesn’t have control (Helmet catch anyone?). Look at around the 6 second mark, he takes his left hand to try and better secure the ball which he is already controlling by pinning it to his right shoulder with his right hand. Only after he was clearly on the ground does it come out for good, although you don’t see it as Boulware is in the way. Anyway, water under the bridge. I don’t remember the Leak play (not being biased, really don’t remember) and I would give you the benefit of the doubt, but we clearly disagree about the Fason call, so I’d have to see before I sign off. I do remember the Leak Auburn fumble in 2006 that probably, technically, could have been called an incomplete pass, but I actually think he deserved the fumble on principle, so I don’t grumble about that play
And your bringing up the bum call against FSU way back when is just more proof of my original post that many games have a deciding call at the end. That one isn’t even debatable, but 2003 was big play after big play, at least two (maybe 3) gave or took away a TD. The 2003 game is unique for the sheer number of big calls that went one way.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
DOOOOO ITT
may talk some stickball
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Dude, you don't have to give shit up starting in Advent.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
ha
No Chick-fil-a up where I live; we’re driving down to Atlanta tomorrow and stopping at the Clarksville, TN, Chick-fil-a.
It’s the best part of driving back home.
COOKOUT IS MY DRIVING STOP
BITCHES http://www.cookoutnc.com/
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
Can't believe no Vawl faithful brought this up
1999 Fiesta Bowl. I was 12, and I’m almost certain I proudly wore my Big Orange starter jacket well into July
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on May 19, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
It was before my MSU fandom
but the Clock Game would be a fun one.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
for pure comedy’s sake: Auburn-LSU ‘94. KEEP THROWING JAMIE! YOU’RE SURE TO GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME!
For fun: Auburn/UGA or Auburn/UT part 1 in 2004. There’s a reason most Auburn fans will tell you the 2004 team would have SMOKED the 2010 team. That UGA team was REALLY good, and they had no chance in that game.
For just a great game: Auburn/UGA 2005. Best game I’ve ever seen
Non-Auburn division: the 2000 MSU-aTm Indy Bowl in the snow. High comedy and a great game to boot
HE WILL SCOREEEEE!!!
OMFMOGIH (omimutherfuckinggodinheaven) THAT IS EPIC
Linky to 1994 bedlam
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on May 21, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Link Fail, here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be7LpX9CmPg
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on May 21, 2011 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
More Fail
Should say “Ohmymotherfuckingmotherofgodinheaven”
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on May 21, 2011 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
As the guy that started all of this....
First-off, watch all the great games listed here and the world will wait for you to finish
And I’ll add Marshall-East Carolina, 2011 GMAC Bowl
Herd down 38-8 at half, behind Byron Leftwich throwing for 576 yards and five touchdowns, Marshall raiilies over Pirates in double-overtime in the highest scoring bowl game in NCAA history, 64-61, at Ladd-Peebles Stadium in Mobile, Ala.
Woody Woodrum
Senior Editor, Herd Insider Magazine
Sports Director, Kindred Communications
Host, College Football/Basketball Today and the Insider Sportsline
Huntington, W.Va.
1986 Fiesta Bowl, played 1987
All you johnny-come-lately Fiesta Bowl lovers – you’re either with Us, or you’re with Da U.
GT beats #1 ND 3-3 in Atlanta. Somewhere in Jacksonville, Lindsay Scott catches a football...
Nov. 8, 1980: Georgia Tech 3, Notre Dame 3 (at Grant Field)
The Yellow Jackets would win just one game in Bill Curry’s first season as coach, but this tie of unbeaten and top-ranked Notre Dame would forever be remembered. Another true freshman quarterback, Augusta’s Ken Whisenhunt (now the Arizona Cardinals’ head coach), set up the Yellow Jacket field goal with a 23-yard completion to Jeff Keisler.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on May 20, 2011 12:48 PM EDT reply actions
I'll add games and others
tOSU:
1997 Rose Bowl
2003 Fiesta Bowl National Champs
2006 Fiesta Bowl (DIE ND DIE)
scUM games 01, 02, and 04-current year, and anything from the 10 Year War will suffice.
2010 Rose Bowl (we gave America the big middle finger)
Non tOSU:
1995 Fiasco Bowl (sorry Orson)
1983 Orange Bowl (The Rise of the Canes)
1991 Cotton Bowl (The game where the NCAA decided fun was optional in football, if not discouraged)
2003 ISU-Montana, 2OT (the last time ISU beat the Grizzlies, and the last time ISU had a sellout game…it actually exceeded the capacity by a few)
2008 ISU-Sacramento State (the first of 3 straight 1-win seasons; but this game was brilliant. Last game for Larry Lewis recruits, and we finally got to see Kenyon Blue’s mad SKILLZ in every aspect of the game; one of the Big Sky’s greatest athletes to never be used correctly. ISU wins on his TD run in OT on 3rd and 16).
1971 OU-NU THE GAME OF THE CENTURY, for option action and Johnny F’ing Rodgers. And some epic MAN-BEAST named Jeff Kinney.
Sedan, 1870 (Prussia crushes France, wins last Euro title before becoming united Germany)
Lindisfarne, 793 (Vikings smash Friars in home stadium, shock and dominate Dark Age Leagues until they joined the Christian Conference)
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
It won't be the ONE game anyone wants to watch
But I think that deep in your heart of hearts, unless you’re Chloe, watching The Greatest College Football Team of All Time get taken out behind the woodshed, stripped naked, and forced into being photographed in all manner of humiliating positions in the 2003 Big XII Championship Game would be undeniably pleasant.
I still, to this day, do not understand how Oklahoma still made it to the BCS championship game after being completely exposed like that.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
