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Ja'Juan Story's Pregame Ritual: Katy Perry And A Locked Bathroom, But Not Like That

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It is our firm opinion that our bros' ill-advised feelings for Katy Perry are the male equivalent of our unending worship of Jeremy Shockey in terms of sheer filth potential (look, she has lain with Russell Brand, on purpose, so just TRY and imagine the petri-dish ecosystem surely flourishing in her nethers, WE DARE YOU), so we're entirely on board with what incoming Gator freshman Ja'Juan Story will be getting up to for his pregame ritual in the bowels (ugh, sorry) of Ben Hill Griffin. Enjoy?

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