FLORIDA RUNNING BACK MIKE BLAKELY LEAVES BEFORE HE HAS TO DO LAUNDRY

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Running back Mike Blakely, an early enrollee who has been in Gainesville only since January, has decided to leave Florida before he has to do laundry or switch over his mailing address and will be transferring to another school. A completely real quote we are not making up from Blakely himself!

It's hot. I'm from Bradenton, but at least we get a breeze there, you know? This feels like you're living in Satan's crotchpit, and it's only May. Also, I can't stand live oaks. They're the homeless man of trees. Just look at 'em. All raggedy and shit. WE OUT.

This news is so new that we don't even have a quality message board rumor to lean on, or even a decent photo of Blakely. It's like we can't even let Georgia have its moment in the sun when it comes to running back transfers. Big deal. We'll be so much better than you at everything that even our transfers happen faster than yours.

UPDATE: The dreaded "bad fit" seems to be to blame here.

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