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CROWDSOURCING: What Should The Author Do For Charity?

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Per Señor Swindle on the Twitters:

Next week is the beginning of our annual charity fundraiser. Please submit suggestions of things I can do if we raise X amount of $$$.

I would--for crazy $$$--get a team tat of the leading donor over a certain amount. Even UGA LOL THEY'RE TOO CHEAP TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

And responding to me when I asked if cheese was fair game:

@ Everything is fair game.

Emphasis mine.

We have a fine menagerie of diabolical minds here and are undoubtedly well-versed in bringing shame & ridicule among others.  So how can we make Orson's day a living hell all for a good cause? 

Eat a cheese wheel?

Go one round with Herschel (all 12 of him)?

Made to write an SBNation field report from a Nickelback and/or Chesney concert sans mind-altering substances?

Tailgating at BYU?

Attend Paul Johnson's coaching clinic?

Clean up the tailgating trash after a game in Athens?

Spend a day in downtown Auburn wearing a "FREE HARVEY UPDYKE" shirt?

Learn the FSU fight song & march with the Seminole band?

Go out with ANDIAMBRO on a weekend-long bender?

Eating contest with The Charles?

Staring contest with Muschamp?

Tasered in the nuts?

THE PINK CLEMSON HAT?!

Also, what IS the charity, Swindle?  People probably would be more inclined to bestow a glorious back tat upon you if they knew where the money's going EDSBS SLUSH FUND HAHA

So break out the ideas, everyone (some of which at least semi-serious and/or doable).  Let's improve people's lives by ruining another!

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