Way to go, Alabama! The celebration thread is yours.
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Just messin'.
My. What a year for the Wardamneagletigerplainsmen. The BCS Championship. What appears to be an insurmountable lead in the 2011 Fulmer Cup. And now, possibly the most prestigious of all, the winners of the EDSBS Commentariat Fulmer Cup. Applause, ovations, and brown likker all around.
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Why the asterisk, you ask? Some will complain that a salvo of petty moving violations carried Auburn to the championship and should not be counted when there are plenty of bar fights, DUIs, vandalism, and illegal harvests of game fish to be had among other squads. While this is true, everyone was playing on the same field and Auburn displayed the most SEC SP33DZ0RZ. So, in the interest of fair play and integrity (lulz), Auburn is our disputed undisputed champeens. But we do so love our controversies, Freek had already crafted this masterpiece, and you can't improve on perfection. Besides, Auburn's used to this sort of thing now.
THE FULL SCOREBOARD1. Auburn - 45
2. Alabama - 28
3. Notre Dame - 25
3. Penn State - 25
5. LSU - 20
6. Kansas State - 18
7. South Carolina - 17
8. Mississippi State - 16
9. Washington - 15
10. Texas - 14
11. Georgia Tech - 13
12. Florida - 12
12. Oregon - 12
14. Arizona State - 11
14. Michigan - 11
16. Iowa - 10
16. Minnesota - 10
18. Florida State - 8
18. Michigan State - 8
18. Nebraska - 8
18. South Florida - 8
18. Tennessee - 8
23. Ohio State - 7
24. Boise State- 6
25. Miami (OH) - 5
25. Virginia Tech - 5
25. West Virginia - 5
28. College of Idaho - 4
29. Georgia - 3
30. Northwestern - 2
30. Oklahoma - 2
30. Ole Miss - 2
30. Southern Cal - 2
30. Vanderbilt - 2
35. Missouri - 1
35. North Carolina - 1
35. Virginia - 1
Your Ellis T. Jones III award is a tie betwixt 1) Ron P acolyte and spectacularly awful driver, johnfmorse, who put up 15 points all by his lonesome in moving violations alone, and 2) Tyrone Willingham victim videoartistknoxharrington with a fine cocktail of drunk driving, drug possessions, and having the audacity to drink alcohol before turning 21. GIVE 'EM A FUCKIN' SIREN.
AND TAKE AWAY THEIR FUCKIN' CAR KEYS.
It was fun y'all. Thanks for playing. Let's hope none of us ever have to do it again.