FanPost

CONGRATS ALABAMA - COMMENTARIAT FULMER CUP CHAMPS

Cody_surprise_medium

via cdn1.sbnation.com

Way to go, Alabama! The celebration thread is yours.

...

Trollface_medium

via api.ning.com


Just messin'.


Warasterisk_medium

via img202.imageshack.us


My.  What a year for the Wardamneagletigerplainsmen.  The BCS Championship.  What appears to be an insurmountable lead in the 2011 Fulmer Cup.  And now, possibly the most prestigious of all, the winners of the EDSBS Commentariat Fulmer Cup.  Applause, ovations, and brown likker all around.

Op8ob_medium

via i.imgur.com

Why the asterisk, you ask? Some will complain that a salvo of petty moving violations carried Auburn to the championship and should not be counted when there are plenty of bar fights, DUIs, vandalism, and illegal harvests of game fish to be had among other squads.  While this is true, everyone was playing on the same field and Auburn displayed the most SEC SP33DZ0RZ.  So, in the interest of fair play and integrity (lulz), Auburn is our disputed undisputed champeens.  But we do so love our controversies, Freek had already crafted this masterpiece, and you can't improve on perfection.  Besides, Auburn's used to this sort of thing now.

THE FULL SCOREBOARD

1. Auburn - 45
2. Alabama - 28
3. Notre Dame - 25
3. Penn State - 25
5. LSU - 20
6. Kansas State - 18
7. South Carolina - 17
8. Mississippi State - 16
9. Washington - 15
10. Texas - 14
11. Georgia Tech - 13
12. Florida - 12
12. Oregon - 12
14. Arizona State - 11
14. Michigan - 11
16. Iowa - 10
16. Minnesota - 10
18. Florida State - 8
18. Michigan State - 8
18. Nebraska - 8
18. South Florida - 8
18. Tennessee - 8
23. Ohio State - 7
24. Boise State- 6
25. Miami (OH) - 5
25. Virginia Tech - 5
25. West Virginia - 5
28. College of Idaho - 4
29. Georgia - 3
30. Northwestern - 2
30. Oklahoma - 2
30. Ole Miss - 2
30. Southern Cal - 2
30. Vanderbilt - 2
35. Missouri - 1
35. North Carolina - 1
35. Virginia - 1

Your Ellis T. Jones III award is a tie betwixt 1) Ron P acolyte and spectacularly awful driver, johnfmorse, who put up 15 points all by his lonesome in moving violations alone, and 2) Tyrone Willingham victim videoartistknoxharrington with a fine cocktail of drunk driving, drug possessions, and having the audacity to drink alcohol before turning 21.  GIVE 'EM A FUCKIN' SIREN.

Animated-siren-gif_medium

via warmingglow.uproxx.com

 

AND TAKE AWAY THEIR FUCKIN' CAR KEYS.

It was fun y'all.  Thanks for playing.  Let's hope none of us ever have to do it again.

FanPosts are user-submitted, and thus NOT representative of EDSBS editorial or any of our opinions unless posted by us ourselves. Please refrain from posting blatant spam or self-promotion, because this makes us hate you. Thanks!

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Every Day Should Be Saturday

You must be a member of Every Day Should Be Saturday to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Every Day Should Be Saturday. You should read them.

Join Every Day Should Be Saturday

You must be a member of Every Day Should Be Saturday to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Every Day Should Be Saturday. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker