AARON MURRAY WEARS A MEN'S CARRY-ALL WITH CONFIDENCE
by Spencer Hall on Apr 5, 2011 10:16 AM EDT
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PrintWe are somewhat delayed this morning by trees deciding they wanted to lay down and take naps all over downtown Atlanta. Get up trees! You don't need naps and can't get back up once you're down there, because you're trees! Also, you're laying on our cable lines, and that makes things unnecessarily complex for us. Stupid trees.
(Fun ATL note: the more you pay for your home intown, the more likely you are to be killed by a falling tree. Inside 285, it's a plush, prestigious death.)
The Index will be along in a moment, but for now you will have to make do with a picture of Aaron Murray wearing a men's satchel/carry-all/he-purse with a confidence bordering on swagger.
BRING YOUR SWAGGER PURSE should be UGA's motto, since ALL IN (this purse full of hundreds) is already taken by Auburn. Aaron Murray has come dangerously close to making us like him by obviously having a sense of humor about himself, hurting his ankle playing soccer, and by looking quite good but not overly so against Florida in the Cocktail Party. (We like our rival quarterbacks to be impressive, but not defeat-inducingly so.) With that kind of sass and Isaiah Crowell keeping it chill in the backfield, the Georgia Swagger Purse is looking to be quite the accessory for 2011.*
(Via Matt)
*The hot item at Florida: butt-enhancing BOOM Pant for Gentleman and Ladies. Like John Brantley in the pocket and Will Muschamp in his first year, the BOOM Pant holds up that which might need a little help sticking out otherwise this year. Order now and receive the Charlie Weis Marsupial Genius Pouch for just one dollar more!
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I took a whiffle ball bat to the swagger purse once
Sent video a’that into that ’Merica’s Funniest Home Vidyas. Won me $10,000 bucks.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
Hmmm... the other movie had heart,
but “Football in the Groin” has a football in the groin.
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Apr 5, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
They should just change the name a that show to
“videos of people gettin hit in the balls”. – Tweeter
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 5, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Comin' up next on The Violence Channel:
An all-new Ow, My Balls!
/idiocrasy’d
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 5, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
isn't that in the 9 pm slot on TruTV?
"Or, if boarding the bus is just too difficult for an Establishmentarian to do, get your snob school to schedule the Broncos home-and-home. Any takers?" - Pat Forde
"I don’t need a dictionary, I have an ipad, and an expensive large university education." - hrman7
Knock-off or no,
it’s a tad too dressy to be wearing with sweats and a t-shirt. That would be more appropriate with dress-casual or casual, but that’s just a terrible choice of accessories.
apparently
you’ve never been to a morning class on a campus with lots of jewish girls
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll take
“Morning classes at Ohio State” for $200, Alex.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Jews are at OSU? I figured they were all at Michigan
Just about every jewish girl I went to highschool with went to UM
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Apr 5, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Plenty of 'em here
Some cute ones, too. Although with an enrollment of 50,000 or more, there’s pretty much at least one of any kind of race or creed.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
So, either the Messiah has not yet come
or he visited upstate New York.
Big gap, there.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Offer not valid in Auburn, Ala.
Please visit our location in Athens, Ga.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Apr 5, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Auburn has a few Jews
I’m not going to make the joke I was about to write. Let it be said I’ve developed a bit of self restraint.
by SEC Supremacist on Apr 5, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
One of my closest friends at AU was Jewish.
He was the only Jew I met in five years there, which blew my mind, considering I grew up in East Cobb.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Apr 5, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
There is a synagoge in town
In a suburban neighborhood, and easily mistaken for a house.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
I knew the rabbi's daughter
She ended up going up north for school. We also had a friend who was 6’6" and about 300 lbs.
by SEC Supremacist on Apr 5, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
This happened to me at MSU
For a lot of people I met, I was the first jew they ever encountered. I pretty much became the “token jew” in my group of friends. It never bothered me or anything, but it was strange at times, since I grew up in SE MIchigan, which has one of the largest concentrations of jewish populations in the country
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Apr 5, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I only knew one jewish family in my hometown
Which seems odd, coming from a not-tiny town near South FL. Then I got to UF. HOLY JEWISH INFESTATION.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
True...
that.
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Apr 5, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Also
those who do not want to spend an assload of money on private school when they can go to UF for free and have a real college experience.
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Apr 5, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
[Insert Ethnic Frugality Joke Here]
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Apr 5, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OK
The Scots keep the Sabbath… and anything else they can get their hands on.
The shirt says, "Mountain people are wise. Ocean people are happy."
I was smart enough to move my hillbilly butt to the beach.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 5, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HEY THAT IS BLATANT STEREOTYPING AND ALSO HIGHLY ACCURATE
/clanDouglas
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I know how accurate it is
/House of Gordon from my Great-grandmother
The shirt says, "Mountain people are wise. Ocean people are happy."
I was smart enough to move my hillbilly butt to the beach.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 5, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/natteringnabobsofnegativity'd
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 5, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd play
But that would basically be telling yall who I was. For real tho
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 5, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Ancient Gordon Red
’cause I be old and shit….
The shirt says, "Mountain people are wise. Ocean people are happy."
I was smart enough to move my hillbilly butt to the beach.
I don't see what Purdue as to do with anything here
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
so your above comment...
…is that the our version of, “what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?”
bah. was an empty post when I replied.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
psshhhhhh. good one.
no one applies to miami.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
One is sentenced to Miami.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Apr 5, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Having gone there for post grad
I can attest that this is true… did not know what I was getting myself into…got the eff out of there the day after graduation.
/itwasn’tallbad
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Apr 5, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
headed their next week for a quick trip.
never been. any reccs for dinner/drinkin/etc?
by dirt sandwich on Apr 5, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
What part of town?
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Apr 5, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Hope this helps...
Since it is Stone Crab season, you should definitely check out Joe’s Stone Crab. It’s a bit of an institution.
If your firm is letting you run on a decent expense account, then check out:
Nobu (Japanese, sushi, etc.)
Prime 112
The Forge
Azul (Brickell Key)
My favorite bar on the beach is probably Mac’s Club Duece (divey local bar) —> I have not been there in a while and I hear it has grown more popular. The Abbey is also a cool dive spot.
I’m not really into the whole eurotrash tecnho nightclub thing. So, I couldn’t make a good rec for that, but the rooftop bars are always a safe bet. The Gansevoort is a pretty solid choice. I also like the Delano for a low key poolside bar. Clevelander is also a fun day-drinking spot.
For reasonably priced meals, check out the following:
-8 Oz. Burger and Burger and Beer both have solid burgers and respectable (for Miami) beerlist
-Big Pink
If you want super-toursity and (sometimes) decent food, hit up Lincoln Road… it’s at least fun for people watching.
For a chill, laidback eat (in old school South Beach), check out some of the restaurants on Espanola Way.
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Apr 5, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
amazing medical school
meh for just about everything else. Huge % of international students whom don’t stick around the U.S. after, so not strong alumni system. There’s a hell of a good ole boy network for UF & FSU…never encountered an office I couldn’t make headway in b/c I wasn’t a ’Cane
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Non-Floridians tend to overvalue Miami
on account of being private and in Miami.
Also, the one person I knew who actually went there, not a big fan of the gays.
Med School
Also overrated…undergrad surprisingly good these days… Have my own good ole boy network in the North Khak thanks to undergrad and being white male.
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Apr 5, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
What is there to apply to?
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 5, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
?como se dice?
“pro player stadium”
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Dude
It’s called Joe Robbie
/ SunLife
//LandShark
///Dolphin Stadium
////shalalashannonswaggerdestroyedorangebowlblahblahblah ad naseum Stadium
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Apr 5, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
We aren't talking about Purdue here
"If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley
"Don't be so easy on yourself " - Jason Isbell
by TheDutchWonder on Apr 5, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Well
we recognize that Miami has something that’s at least supposed to be a football team.
Transmogrified up in this piece!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 5, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
/clang
(of a different kind)
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey now.
People apply to fake schools all the time. See: University of Phoenix.
by purwho on Apr 5, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
.
See: University of Phoenix The Seven Sisters
by Mango Stasi on Apr 5, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I bashed some Vassar yoni once...
It was pretty delightful.
The shirt says, "Mountain people are wise. Ocean people are happy."
I was smart enough to move my hillbilly butt to the beach.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 5, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
But never Smith, I'm guessing.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
You're US military would not be thrilled with this statement.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 5, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Intentional, probably
Lots of current service members take on-line course through U of Phoenix and have them paid for by the Government.
The shirt says, "Mountain people are wise. Ocean people are happy."
I was smart enough to move my hillbilly butt to the beach.
completely unintentional.
Been that kind of day. I’ve been frantically trying to get stuff done but at the same time i’ve been sitting on here commenting poorly on stuff I have no time for.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 5, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
the EC you say?
where’d you go to high school? walton ’96.
/old
"i play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising."
by whiskey_soup on Apr 5, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Walton '99
/almost as old
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Apr 5, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I know Zero Jews at Auburn right now
Doesn’t mean they don’t exist. Apparently there are a bunch from Mountain Brook. This is the first place I’ve ever been where I’ve known more gay people than Jews.
/justhadasentencewithgaysandjewsthatwasn’toffensive
//Maturity!
///ifoffensiveletmeknow
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 5, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Auburn
Auburn Auburn Auburny Aubness of Auburnicity [troll bait]
gay jew [scares people into not replying due to fear of any response being labeled as hate speech]
Works kinda like garlic in a doorway
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
Notre Dame says . . .
we only have one. And she just stands on top of the dome the entire time.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
One Jewish girl.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Reminds me of the comedian I heard once...
…he played a gig in the south and after the show a redneck guy came up to him and said, “so, you’re Jewish, huh? Guess that means you don’t believe in Jesus.”
The comedian answered, “Of course we believe in Jesus, Jesus was Jewish.”
The redneck yells back, “You shut your whore mouth, Jesus was an AMERICAN!”
/forehead slap
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Apr 5, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
...and just because I found it on my GIS
“Theyz goin to hell, PAWWLLL! I’m gonna hangupandlisten”
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Apr 5, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
This post gives me a happee.
/uncontrollablegiggles
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
How is this not funny? rec
"They've just discovered a new use for sheep over there at Clemson... wool." - Lewis Grizzard
by GwinnettGamecock on Apr 5, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Nick Fairley
Upsides: Quickness, footwork, plays with moxie and aggression,
Downsides: Undersized for the position, antisemitism
Blaine Gabbert
Upsides: Arm strength, accuracy, footwork, knows how to win
Downside: Hasn’t played under center, wanted for genocidal war grimes in Serbia, named “Blaine”
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
He's got multiple swastika tattoos.
I’ve seen um PAWWL
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 5, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
dunno..
my wife has one very similar in green and its not a knockoff.. believe me, i know.
/whydoesahandbagcostsomuch
/cries
"Harvard of the South?" More like "Vanderbilt of the West"
by Sasquatch Love on Apr 5, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Even worse
The pink purse clashes horribly with the red lettering of the shirt.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
i know the name of this purse (don't ask)
but cannot remember it for the life of me. this will bug me until someone tells me what it is or I remember it as i am about to fall asleep in three days.
by dirt sandwich on Apr 5, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
nevermind, i'm an idiot
have no idea what that is. carry on.
by dirt sandwich on Apr 5, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Speaking as a married man,
He should not be sporting a Poppy Op-Art Hippie handbag from Coach, no matter how stylish he thinks it is.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
And I assure you, that knowledge has come at a terrible price..
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
That's no Hippie,
It’s clearly a crossbody swingpack. The Hippie bag is wider.
/CoachWhore
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Apr 5, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
You wanna coach me through my dealings with the Chinese spambots?
The shirt says, "Mountain people are wise. Ocean people are happy."
I was smart enough to move my hillbilly butt to the beach.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 5, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Avoid the Paypals.
I only go to the brick & mortar store or coach.com. I even have a purse from the Rodeo Drive store. The gal who introduced me to Coach would have my hide if I risked getting a knock-off.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Apr 5, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
My wife prefers the people on the street in china town.
So does my bank account.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Coachesque
It’s definitely a Coach knock-off. Knock-offs, especially of COACH bags, are so gauche. I’m embarrassed for the young man.
I guess no one explained to Aaron
that running a handful of miles won’t bring a dog back to life.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Apr 5, 2011 10:22 AM EDT reply actions
Or that there are PEOPLE
who are dying/dead from Cancer? Including people he probably knows!
I hate him more and more every time I see anything about him.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 5, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
A murse? Injured playing soccer?
Quick, ’arry! Sign the lad post-haste!
COME ON, YOU SWAGGERPURSES
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Apr 5, 2011 10:22 AM EDT reply actions
To be fair,
One of those looks like a laptop bag and the rest look like shaving kits. (Louis Vuitton shaving kits, yeah, but still shaving kits.)
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Apr 5, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
FTFY
The hot item at Florida: butt-enhancing BOOMPantJorts for Gentleman and Ladies.
"Put me in a college football stadium press box on a Saturday afternoon, and I'm more giddy than a 13-year-old at a Miley Cyrus concert." - Mark Schlabach
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Apr 5, 2011 10:23 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
I think that is the ginger-est ginger I have ever seen
And they’re drinking natty. Yikes.
Brunettes not fighter jets
He's making her carry the beer box too.
Chivalry is dead in Gainesville.
Most schools have a rival. Auburn has a stalker.
by cowcollege on Apr 5, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
That photo always gets the green.
Still convinced these are two Dawg fans whose awesomeness can barely be quantified, but it’s going green nonetheless.
Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.
by looking quite good but not overly so against Florida in the Cocktail Party
Emphasis on the “not overly so.”
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Apr 5, 2011 10:24 AM EDT reply actions
This explains the whining after the Auburn game
BTW… IT’S EUROPEAN!
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
He wears the purse
Cause backpacks are out of the question.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Apr 5, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Bill Goldberg nods
and approves.
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I are not good spellerer.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 5, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
so i'm guessing
…that murray has a Coach colostomy bag?
"Harvard of the South?" More like "Vanderbilt of the West"
by Sasquatch Love on Apr 5, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
uhh, uhm.
i’ll let you tell it.
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I are not good spellerer.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 5, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
well, it was a pretty brutal hit
but it is a pretty brutal game.
When his back collapses unto itself makes me cringe. I think that hit might’ve killed another Ugga.
"Harvard of the South?" More like "Vanderbilt of the West"
by Sasquatch Love on Apr 5, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
certainly didnt help the chubby, sleepy fella
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I are not good spellerer.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 5, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
that it does.
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I are not good spellerer.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 5, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
"I think that hit might’ve killed another Ugga."
Auburn gets its revenge eventually
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Apr 5, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
usually via explosion
or tree poison
by SEC Supremacist on Apr 5, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
No, it's BAMA that got revenge via tree poison.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I'm probably being too serious here but...
it can be a brutal game, and damn brutal at that, without being what Fairley is. That was a blatant intent to injure that was also extremely late.
/Haterz
//Auburnlost4inarowtoUGAb4thisgame
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Apr 5, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Fairley paid for it in the Iron Bowl
Got flagged for not doing anything wrong whatsoever. I’d have much rather him get 15 for that hit.
Most schools have a rival. Auburn has a stalker.
Indeed, that was a bogus flag
but it doesn’t really soothe UGA fan anger over that hit, since, you know, we aren’t Bama fans.
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Apr 5, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Um, sir? Yeah the line to hate Auburn starts way back here.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Apr 5, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm looking for the hating Fairley line
If he played for my school I’d still dislike him for his dirty play
Brunettes not fighter jets
Fairley did get flagged for that hit
Pretty straightforward.
The “make-up” call in the bama game was for the low hit late in the game that knocked Murray out. That was not flagged, and the non-call was held up by the SEC office. But something had to be done, apparently.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
We now have whining about whining ^
Ever put to mirrors facing each other? This is what it’s like with you and the Fairley-Murray incident.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Apr 5, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
TWO mirrors, by the way.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Apr 5, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
And now you've taken the whining fractal
Is plaid next?!
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
I'm not whining.
Res judicata.
"We may have to retire this feature, because the final story in this post will never be topped for sheer Spicy Livin' outside of the silver screen or our own imaginations."
by Silver Britches on Apr 5, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE NOT TO USE IT IN MASS
PEOPLE WHO MAKE OVER $250,000 A YEAR CAN UNDERSTAND IT AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS
Masturbans motum dimissum facio.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
by Neodymium on Apr 5, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WHHEEEEEE
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I are not good spellerer.
by CoastalCowbell on Apr 5, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Toad.
Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. -Tom T. Hall
by Uncle Earmuffs on Apr 5, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Grass around that thing? Pshaw!
When I were a mere prat, we had those things on asphalt playgrounds. Many were the trips to the school nurse to get road rash dealt with. Now they’re pretty much banned, I think. The above is probably part of a museum display of “Dangerous Playground Equipment of the Mid-Twentieth Century.”
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 5, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
My dad spun me up on one once, to teach me a lesson
about asking someone to do something without understanding the consequences. At one point I was holding onto the top of the bars and touching nothing else, trending towards horizontal. Yes, I had a bit of a scrape on my knee when I finally let go.
Kids are durable. Best to learn these lessons while young and low-mass.
Somewhere in between
Ours (technically at the city park a block away from school) was on dirt, IIRC. I think it was also done away with when that playground was converted from wood to plastic sometime in the late ’90s.
by The Missing T on Apr 5, 2011 11:04 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i think our adults were a little bit evil.
Ours was like this, except on pea gravel. Spinters AND tiny pointy rocks on a rusty piece of playground equipment with peeling paint to get stuck under your fingernails. It was a death trap.
"Or, if boarding the bus is just too difficult for an Establishmentarian to do, get your snob school to schedule the Broncos home-and-home. Any takers?" - Pat Forde
"I don’t need a dictionary, I have an ipad, and an expensive large university education." - hrman7
I imagine it's something
like this.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
IN. TEARS. LAUGHING.
add in southern drawl and it sounds a ton like the Auburn-Bama fights that go on here.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
In the NFL the refs might miss the call
but if caught on camera it’s still a few thousand $$$ out of his pocket, or more if it is especially egregious
Brunettes not fighter jets
F. You.
The fact that you are bragging about this should tell you why everyone hates Auburn now. And this is from a UGA fan that USED to condier Auburn the “friendly” rivalry.
by Migraine_Boy on Apr 5, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, well
Team Murse European Carryall did this
so I think we have to ask ourselves what that says about Colt Brennan.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 5, 2011 10:28 AM EDT reply actions
Colt showed up at the bowl game with the same bag
So tacky
Most schools have a rival. Auburn has a stalker.
"Colt" is a code word for
“Quarterbacks who get hurt in bowl games”
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by CoastalCowbell on Apr 5, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
Rec rec recedy rec
rec
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
hey, at least Brennan stayed in and took what Jawja was dishing out.
/McCoytrollin
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by CoastalCowbell on Apr 5, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
The "McCoy" model can actually take a dive during a bowl game
/grumblegrumbletheyaccuseusofpaying
//PAWWWWLLLLL!!!
Most schools have a rival. Auburn has a stalker.
oh, well done
"i play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising."
by whiskey_soup on Apr 5, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
BUT BUT BUT
THE ADVERSITY THAT HE OVERCAME! THE CRAAAAAAZY PRE-GAME ANTICS! THE PASSING WHICH IS TOTALLY NEW TO THE GAME OF FOOTBALL!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 5, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
AFTER THE STUFF AT COLORADO HE BECAME VERY SPIRITUAL, YOU KNOW, LIKE NOT IN AN ORGANIZED RELIGIOUS SORT OF WAY BUT SPIRITUAL. COLLEGE LIKE REALLY OPENED UP HIS MIND.
They hit the road doing 90
Leavin' them steel mills far behind
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime
by Dawg in Beaumont on Apr 5, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought that's what people went to CU for in the first place.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Apr 5, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
SO MUCH FORWARD PASSING
NOTHING LIKE IT BEFORE OR SINCE WHAT NO I DON’T KNOW WHO DON CORYELL IS.
I love green because money be green.
by Joey C. on Apr 5, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't decide if this is better or worse than Matt Stafford spooning Joe Cox.
I’m just going to go sit in a corner and cry work.
by vineyarddawg on Apr 5, 2011 10:30 AM EDT reply actions 7 recs
it is daytime
his royal gingerness can’t take the light. NEEDZ SLEEPEEZ
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by CoastalCowbell on Apr 5, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Sleepy?
turns out, that was his game face.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I'm fairly sure
that turned out not to be Joe Cox. I think he was fishing or something…
by QuietHourBackflips on Apr 5, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure Stafford
is the one fishing in that picture.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
by ChemE93 on Apr 5, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
its not a purse
Its a satchel, Indiana Jones wore one…
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Apr 5, 2011 10:31 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Here are somethings you may not know about Thighland:
I monkey biting a weenus is funny in any language.
So does Joy Behar
They call me Jay Electronica. Fuck that. Call me Jay ElecHannukah, Jay ElecYarmulke, Jay ElecRamadaan Mohammed Asalaamica RasoulAllah Supana Watallah through your monitor
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 5, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Cedric doesn't need a purse
He can just use his wand to shrink…
wait… damnit…
by SEC Supremacist on Apr 5, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Cedric doesn’t didn’t need a purse
Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
by President Camacho on Apr 5, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Cedric's dead yo.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Apr 5, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
fucking twilight
They call me Jay Electronica. Fuck that. Call me Jay ElecHannukah, Jay ElecYarmulke, Jay ElecRamadaan Mohammed Asalaamica RasoulAllah Supana Watallah through your monitor
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 5, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How 'Metro' is Aaron Murray?
Here’s the checklist:
The shirt says, "Mountain people are wise. Ocean people are happy."
I was smart enough to move my hillbilly butt to the beach.
guys really wear capri pants?
i havent seen that yet. but then again, i dont get out much.
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by CoastalCowbell on Apr 5, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
We had a grad student once
who wore capri pants and a velour headband to sweep his flowing locks out of his face. He was always fun to mock.
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
Among the Euro-trashinese, yes.
“I must make the pee pee.”
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Apr 5, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
They also have them in jean flavor
There’s a few pictures of them in this video. Unless you are picking clams up from the shore, no men should be wearing them.
i don't even think that they rate that qualifier.
no man should ever wear them, in my perfectly unbiased and obviously correct opinion.
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by CoastalCowbell on Apr 5, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Japris!
long jorts
"the funny thing is she's on the internet
just look it up yourself"
by The Pylon That Relfed on Apr 5, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
/uttery confounded by cta map
//stands in the middle of escalator
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 5, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Ronnie D has declared vendetta
I love green because money be green.
by Joey C. on Apr 5, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for Alpha Centauri
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Apr 5, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like Logan 3 in his old age
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 5, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Bluetools...
I’d wear capri pants before I’d leave one of those in my ear all day.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
Agreed.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Third'd, walking around with the Lobot gadget in ear = A hole
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Apr 5, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Rec'd for Lobot reference.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 5, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
What up son.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
by broski on Apr 5, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The shirt says, "Mountain people are wise. Ocean people are happy."
I was smart enough to move my hillbilly butt to the beach.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 5, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 21 recs
Insta-rec!
Dr. Seuss did get pretty dark at the end, didn’t he?
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 5, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Off-Topic
We found out whose gold pants were being sold on Pawn Stars: Donald Washington from ’08 and some dude named LeAndre Boone from ’02.
HT:11W
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
I'm assuming if you're not a student, you can legitimately sell shit like that, right?
Or does this mean moar problemz?
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Apr 5, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Not kind of.
Definitely.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
BUT BUT BUT
MOST SACRED AND LEGENDARY RIVALRY EVARR.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 5, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
It is BOTH
The LEADER, and the LEGEND of rivalries.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Apologies, I'm extra RAEGy this morning.
OH NO REASON.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 5, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
RAEG
IS CLEANSING.
Not clanging.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
/clunk
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 5, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
/glass breaking
OHHHH
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by CoastalCowbell on Apr 5, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
/bonk
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
We've secretly
covered these basketball rims with plexiglass. Let’s see what happens.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Apr 5, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/clang
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Not disagreeing with you there, merely curious!
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Apr 5, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
It's totally fine.
They’re no longer under the umbrella of the NCAA.
Douchebag move to sell them, though, in my opinion. That’d piss me right off as an OSU fan.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
It doesn't really make me mad for DWash
he doesn’t know anything except beating Michigan. For Boone to do so – that’s kind of hilarious, considering he played when John Cooper was the coach.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Even so.
Here’s my take on it- I’d never sell or get rid of my high school letter jacket- I earned that. I can’t get my head around the idea of getting rid of something that meant as much as the pants.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Glory is fleeting
Gambling debts are forever
by Mango Stasi on Apr 5, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Lionel Hutz is dead.
Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
This remains my visualization of what blanx actually looks like
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Apr 5, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
It's totally unaccurate.
1) bottle’s too full of booze.
2) I wear darker suits.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Matlock disapproves of #2.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 5, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Has to be after Memorial Day
for me to bust out the seersucker.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
good man
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Just needs to break 90 for me
And being in Atlanta, that is rarely after Memorial Day.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
Detroit
I can still see a big pile of snow from my office window.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
i've got to cut my grass tomorrow
/LOLUCOLD.jpg
//weathertrollinnevergetsold
///waitingtillitisover100for3straightweekstogetkarma’d
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by CoastalCowbell on Apr 5, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I have my hate to keep me warm.
And my thick winter coat.
It’s a bitch when I start shedding, though.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Sigh.
Someone get the vacuum.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 5, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Last time I tried to shopvac him he bit off the nozzle.
Maybe try a lint roller this time over a bowl of gin.
Most schools have a rival. Auburn has a stalker.
Or just get him drunk and wait until he passes out.
A sleeping blanx is a cooperative blanx.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
On the bright side,
you probably hired a MSU grad to clean the shed hairs from the cage. Right?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Of course not!
I want it done correctly.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
by blanx73 on Apr 5, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
/BLAMMO
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by CoastalCowbell on Apr 5, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm still doing the spring raking, and probably will for the next 2 weeks.
Anyone with live oak trees knows what I mean.
The shirt says, "Mountain people are wise. Ocean people are happy."
I was smart enough to move my hillbilly butt to the beach.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 5, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
All pin oaks should be poisoned
for the good of humanity.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 5, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Nope. They drop these.
Linky because it might be a big picture
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
/shoots out of lawnmower into shin
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 5, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Dear god.
The house I grew up in had a yard covered with pin oaks and sweet gums.
WHY DID YOU BUY THIS HOUSE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 5, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I plan on removing the sweet gum trees very soon
Very, very soon.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
I had to have one taken out last year
And for an extra $350, I had several key limbs on other trees removed as well. Gumballs on lawn down by over 50% this year. Totally worth it.
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
/does not has in yard
//because of above tru statements
The shirt says, "Mountain people are wise. Ocean people are happy."
I was smart enough to move my hillbilly butt to the beach.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 5, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Please to add cottonwoods to said list of banned trees.
Let’s see: overgrown weed that can grow into a magnificently large tree is a plus, until the lightest zephyr causes either an explosion of allergy-violating seeds or the shedding of bark and branches beyond measure.
URGE TO KILL RISING…
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
We had the biggest freaking cottonwood in our front yard when I was a kid
It had to be 10 feet in diameter at least. One year a terrible thunderstorm uprooted it. Luckily it fell away from the house.
The top branches smashed the porch of the neighbor’s house across the street. It was way taller than anyone in my family when it was laying on its side.
"I don't think God's even obligated to touch you, if your a** would rather live in s*** than work a shovel" ~Brother Ali
I realize what you are saying, but...
Really? The tree was taller than any of your family? Well, I never!
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
I guess you missed the "when it was laying on its side"
"I don't think God's even obligated to touch you, if your a** would rather live in s*** than work a shovel" ~Brother Ali
Those trees all need to burn
I’m sneezing just thinking about them.
They call me Jay Electronica. Fuck that. Call me Jay ElecHannukah, Jay ElecYarmulke, Jay ElecRamadaan Mohammed Asalaamica RasoulAllah Supana Watallah through your monitor
by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Apr 5, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree. Anything that rids the world of more cottonwoods makes my sinuses rejoice.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
OAK RAEG!!!!
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know who else had Oak Raeg...
/Godwin’ed
by vineyarddawg on Apr 5, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
The Oak Raeg Boys?
I loved their hit song “Elvira”…
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Apr 5, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I set on fire: Elvira
Giddy up
Oom boppa oom boppa
RAEG RAEG
That's it, I'll sue you and YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE
by Burrito Electrico on Apr 5, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
"the most important thing isn't the details. it's the magical atmosphere." Fat Charlie
by thetennesseethumper on Apr 5, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup. Just de-thatched the front yard and tossed out the spring fertilizer.
Sunny and 70 and no sign of chillin off…
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
If it makes you feel better
We had 85 and sunny yesterday.
/followedbymassivethunderstormallnightandmaybe65today
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
It is currently snowing.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Hiss & Clank offices
officially located south of the Mason Dixon
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Sunny and 80 yesterday
Windy, wet, and 45 today. Luv u DC.
by The Missing T on Apr 5, 2011 1:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Please just tell me you own more than the traditional blue seersucker.
Because nothing, and I mean nothing, is better than out struttin’ fools at Easter Brunch at The Club in a purple seersucker.
What’s that blue seersucker? Played out.
And yes, I dropped the pink pocket square and the bowtie on them as well.
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//M.Dumas is my homeboy
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Purple seersucker?
Must have!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I don't wear enough suits to warrant more than one seersucker
but I’ve got just about every color of shorts out there.
Vineyard Vines, Southern Tide and Bonobos are MY homeboys
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I haz a few.
But anything over a 6" inseam is too long. And NO pleats!
/has the thighs to pull this off.
//that’s a lie.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Can you get white bucks with purple soles?
These are close
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
Rec for the shout-out to my fave King Street clothier
The shirt says, "Mountain people are wise. Ocean people are happy."
I was smart enough to move my hillbilly butt to the beach.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 5, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I always make a trip down there when I am in town.
Great suits and other preppy4lyfe gear. Great prices. Better than average tailoring included? Yes please.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Pocket square? Bow Tie? Purple Seersucker?
Douchers gonna douche
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 5, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Bless your heart.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
says the 20 year old in a fraternity....
So back at the bank, we had this credit trader who came from Morgan Stanley and was a W&L grad. Guy wears a bowtie and of course, some people are curious about it. He always tells the story: First day he’s on the floor, he’s fresh out of college. All the traders line up and the Chairman of the firm is doing a walk thru, meeting everyone. Stops in front of this guy, turns and looks at him. Raps him on the chest with his cane. Grunts/says “bowtie, eh? I like it; looks good on you” and keeps walking. And THAT is why he still wears a bowtie.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
TRA's in a fraternity and hates stylish clothing?
[makes UF specific fraternity affiliation joke]
But I like them. And yes, it’s amazing to see the MEN who can’t tie them for thier life. The amazement in peoples eyes when I can tie it drunk (after they untie it to prove to me that it’s fake) is hilarious. You’d think I just vanquished some mythical creature that has stumped mankind for generations.
Every man should know at least 3 tie knots and such. Surprised but perhaps this is a site some should peruse: The Art of Manliness It’s not canon, but in general some interesting topics and thoughts.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
3 knots?
In order of my personal usage:
1) Bow
2) Double four in hand
3) Four in hand
As for the Art of Manliness, have you tried any of the cookbook?
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
I'm all about
the half- and full- Windsor, also. Sometimes you want the big knot, particularly if you have a giant-ass head, like me.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
To quote James Bond
Never trust a man with a Single Windsor. A half Windsor indicates he doesn’t have time to worry about his tie. A double Windsor shows he cares about the details.
"I don't think God's even obligated to touch you, if your a** would rather live in s*** than work a shovel" ~Brother Ali
Then again-
James Bond drinks watered down martinis. There, I said it.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I like to look good
But I’m not in one of the “bow tie fraternities” those guys are on the other side of campus, across from the library.
My problem with the bow tie is that people who wear them are usually trying too hard to be “preppy” or “fratty” or whatever other bs they are going with. They tend to be theh same guys who wear orange pants with little AUs all over them on gameday. They do it to stand out and draw attention to themselves, so that people notice them and will ask them where they get their clothes or what not. I am more of a guy who likes to dress well but in a more subtle way. Nice suit or slacks and blazer and a situationally appropriate tie pattern.
Some people can pull of the bowtie and I feel like this is something that becomes more apparent with age. I don’t think that half the guys around here who wear them can do it, and they end up looking like douchers.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 5, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Too old for this shit
Regular clip-together black tie with the tux. Another black bowtie in the coat pocket so I can swap later and have the disheveled Harry Connick-Frank Sinatra angle working.
Also two handkerchiefs. One for you and one so you can offer the lady something you haven’t snotted in.
Was it PJ O’Rourke who characterized the bow tie as “the Republican nose ring”?
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Tuxedo is the only time I've worn a bowtie
I don’t see this changing.
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 5, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel you
I’ve never worn a bow other than with a tux. But I will wear the HELL out of some mildly-obnoxious gameday apparel. Going to force me to wear orange & blue, two colors that probably shouldnt be together? YOU BET YOUR ASS I’M GOING TO WEAR BRIGHT ORANGE SLACKS.
But yea, most of the time, would just rather dress “nice” than over-do it. That includes some bright & pastel colors when appropriate, but still nice.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
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is an acceptable position.
My only argument is you're stupid.
by boddagettaflyer on Apr 5, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
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Rec’d with the pimpness
um, where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?
by Big_Mikethebulldawg on Apr 5, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Closer?
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
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How did you get my firm profile picture?
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
This would have been a better face shot
Let's goooooooooo, Mountaineeeeeeeeers!
by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 5, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This remains my visualization of what blanx's business cards actually look like
I love green because money be green.
1-888-I SUE BIG
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
/sues Sue Big
The shirt says, "Mountain people are wise. Ocean people are happy."
I was smart enough to move my hillbilly butt to the beach.
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 5, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
You sue the Big Ten?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Slow courts
are slow.
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We will fabricate a claim for you!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Look at that subtle, off-white coloring
Is that a watermark?
"Notre Dame is ascared of Auburn." - unknown
i can't believe
that bryce prefers vanpatten’s card to mine.
"i play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising."
by whiskey_soup on Apr 5, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
The rallying cry of women everywhere: "That's different"
If the gold pants were given by the school, then yes, that would work. But they’re given out by an alumni association. I think it would also be different if the gold pants were cumulative – say you only get one pair with a Buckeye leaf on it for every time you beat Michigan. Then I’d be a little more up in arms about it.
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
As much as I hate OSU
and I do, I think the pants are a cool tradition. I would be righteously pissed off if a Michigan player sold a similar thing. Just me, perhaps.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
If an aOSU player sells their gold pants within 6 months of exhausting their eligibility...
… I believe you get to punch Maurice Clarett in the face.
by vineyarddawg on Apr 5, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I HAZ HOKE!
/and gin.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Gordon Liddy's interest.
You haz it.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 5, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
What you can't see in that picture
Nick Fairley is in a three point stance directly behind Murray, about to strike and steal his purse-golds.
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I bet he bought that purse off our EDSBS shopping network of trolls
Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
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$35 chanel handbag? Yes please
Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
by President Camacho on Apr 5, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
/accepts the Pay Pals?
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I got my jorduns and my Rodex watch
From xu hu liu 35. He seemed like a legit guy from his posts on here…
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
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by Holly Anderson on Apr 5, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
ARP for one
Welcome our new ARP loving overlords.
Arp!
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
I have been around bulldawgs
they understand three commands: “ARP” “jorts” and “bourbon”
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
We old-school types prefer the term "jean shorts".
In the grand scheme of things, “ARP” is useful for all of them.
They're cutoffs
I have never understood how people can sneer at cutoffs when they wear RED PANTS.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
I love red pants. With everything.
Murray’s Toggery FTW
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, fine, but you should be pointed at and mocked
Haters gonna hate, which shouldn’t slow you down, but red pants are more clownish than cutoffs. I grew up on a farm and I don’t think I owned a pair of purpose-made shorts until I was in my 20s.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
OH NO HE DEHENT
I can dress up a pair of those things like noone’s biznaz
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Truff. Pants also come in yellow, pink, light blue, etc
Have been caught in red pants and a black shirt (Hey! it was a wine festival and I was pre-empting any spillage) and called a dawg fan. Had to take it in stride and then made an ass of myself by barking and being obnoxious as normal, but with a thicker accent and ending each conversation with Dooley Bless or Run Lindsay Run!
/wifewasnotamused
//pledgebrotherwhoinvitedmewas
//push
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by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha - funny enough
I’m wearing red shorts & a black fleece at the moment.
Where’s most of your stuff come from? Ever checked out Bonobos?
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Bonobos? Not yet...
Where does it all come from? Who knows. Smattering of sorts. BrooksBros, the previously mentioned ones from your posts, a lot of ties from Southern Proper, belts from Leather Man Ltd. I like small haber dasher stores, so some of it is from weird places.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
if you likes, lets me knows
friend-of-friend has something to do with it, discounts to be had
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Will peruse in the evening on drive
to Augusta.
/has pressed clothes for days in back seat
//gonna stunt on the old folks
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
aha!
YOU’RE Dewi Walker! Was wondering who that was on twitter, I see the same logo tho. Had feeling was an EDSBS bro.
Trying to figure out how I can send these without losing anon. Although if you’ve already bought there it may not work; the $50 off first purchase thing.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
here's a way
Step 1: Create spam address with gmail.
Step 2: Send stuff there
Step 3: Remove all traces of past emails and re-email to self so it’s circular.
Step 4: Email to one of my spam accounts, I’ll go with boozy dot mchound at the gmailz.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
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bah
created new gmail, referred myself, tried to send you guys the invite, get this message:
You can only refer friends if you’ve placed an order with us.
So looks like I’ll just have to go ahead and order some more crap. I’ll hunt later in the day and send you the invites later.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
wooooooooo
But honey, I had to impress these people on the internetz!
No, I don’t know who they are!
Whatever I needed new pants anyways!
Why? Don’t you want me to look good for you?
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
^If this works...
Let me know. I may try it out, though I doubt The Wife will go for it.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
I will make the sacrifice
it’s tough, but I’ll suffer thru getting some new pants so that others may have discounts too.
oh and the wife? she just shakes her head when I pop out ready to go in some of the stuff I wear.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Disagree.
1) I don’t spill on them.
2) Drunk people are amazed I can tie it myself without a mirror, drunk, while walking.
3) Plainly more fun.
4) Still look good untied just hanging around your neck.
5) Classy.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I admire all of those
I just don’t think I could pull it off. Although…I do always have such problems finding long enough ties, and maybe losing the extra-long bright strip of fabric hanging from my neck will mitigate how absurdly long & tall I can look.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I wear bows with a frightening regularity
She just shakes her head at me/them
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
I own more bow ties than regular ties.
And I had to wear a tie 6 days a week for 6 years BEFORE I got to college. So needless to say now having a professional jerb with a dress code I own a metric ton of ties.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I never thought I'd say this, but I have too many ties
Or at least, too many that I don’t wear. Need to get rid of a bunch, and of course then buy more. It’s a vicious cycle.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
Totally with you on this one.
If I ever re-enter academia (most likely in a professorial capacity) bow ties will be a regular sartorial feature. I already wear both suspenders and sock garters.
STOP LAUGHING – I HAVE BIG CALVES!
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Sock garters or sock suspenders?
The ones that go around your leg, or the ones that clip to your shirt tails? I use the latter on occasion.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
The ones that go around your leg.
Seriously, I got tired of that awful clump of sock just above my dress shoes Sunday mornings. My wife laughs, but I don’t give two shits if it works and no one can see.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Show me a man who wears a belts and suspenders
and I’ll show you a man who doesn’t trust his pants.
I’ll rock suspenders when I pull out one of my cumberbund/bow tie sets for special occasions. But other than that I don’t generally go with suspenders. I think I should. It’s just hard to find something beyond standard colors.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Suspenders are so much more comfortable it's ridiculous.
Especially for those of us who tend toward, um, rotund.
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Structural, comfortable, and functional.
Love me some suspenders.
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
The old "You're not wearing that are you?"
Which is followed by “Pfft, no” While some part of you dies because you looked damn good in that bright orange velour jumpsuit.
"I don't think God's even obligated to touch you, if your a** would rather live in s*** than work a shovel" ~Brother Ali
you wear it well, I don't care what she says.
and where are these women that will aggressively give wardrobe orders? I can barely even get advice from my wife most of the time.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Your wife is clearly not as embarrassed by your fashion sense
as my lady is of mine.
"I don't think God's even obligated to touch you, if your a** would rather live in s*** than work a shovel" ~Brother Ali
You don't get wardrobe orders?
Shee-yit, my lady’s threatened to throw away half the things I own.
/mumblesaboutTshirtcollection
//can’ttakemystuffwoman!
///yesma’am,whateveryousay
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
Fortunately, Mr. Revenge
can dress himself. He has 3 basic outfits: khakis/slacks and a button-up for work, jeans and button-ups/polos for non-work, and pj pants and t-shirts for home. The only clothes I’ve thrown out were the holey shirts he got in high school that were beyond repair.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Apr 5, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Those are the shirts I'm talking about...
love those shirts.
I know how to dress myself, but I’m technically still a student, so I like to play that card when I can. I’m a shirt/tie at work, polo/oxford when going out, Tshirt the rest of the time.
What she really hates are my sandals, because they’re like 12 years old and falling apart. However, they’re comfortable as hell, and they stopped making them a ways back, so I can’t replace them with equivalent ones.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
"My favorite play is Dave. It involves a long pull, deep penetration, and pure power." -Jim Tressel
I don't mind small,
inconspicuous holes. But these holes were on polos right by the buttons. If I can get two fingers through a hole, and it’s right on the front of the shirt, it’s tossed.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Apr 5, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Excellent
My email is up on my profile page.
I’m not too active on the twitters, but the commentariat is hilarious, so I figure it’s worth it. Plus, I get into the occasional drunj argument with Irish people.
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
What's wrong with different colored shorts?
/wears gym shorts constantly
Too much head, too little heart.
I has a twitter.
Bless your heart.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Technically, no. Jean shorts are not cut-offs.
They are short pants made from denim in a jeans style. The shorts in the above photo are not jean shorts or jorts.
Correct
Those are mockable, as they are for women. Cutoffs are for rednecks, and should be mocked with an eye toward possible fisticuffs.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
As I understand it, you are correct.
The issue is whether you purchased them with a cuff (Jorts). If you create them by removing the bottom part of full length jean, they are jean shorts.
To wit: the sleeveless t-shirt. Did it at one point HAVE sleeves? Or did you purchase said shirt with a cuff at the shoulder?
/wore khorts in college
//not always on purpose
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait? Khaki shorts are out now?
When did this happen?
"I don't think God's even obligated to touch you, if your a** would rather live in s*** than work a shovel" ~Brother Ali
No. Perhaps I was too vague.
A plain khaki short will never go out of style.
I, on occasion, ended up with full length khakis cut into shorts as attire for reasons I care not to describe. It was a reference to cut-off jean “shorts”, but with a different pant material.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
cut-off khakis
… were de rigueur when I was in school in the ’80s. To be worn with old oxford dress shirt, frayed collar and cuffs, incorrigibly wrinkled from having been freshly pulled from the bottom of a pile; topsiders/bucs/penny loafers (all old and worn-out) no socks; Wayfarers or aviators.
by NCT on Apr 5, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
not much has changed
apparently I should’ve gone to school in the 80’s.
So, we’re going to an 80’s themed party this weekend. I decided to google for ideas how to dress. All the ideas? Pretty much what I wear on the day to day. derrrrrp.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
But you look good
While doing it.
/rico, suave
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Apr 5, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm thinking about looking for the white pants/jacket
It’s at a pretty nice restaurant. Hammerpants would be frowned upon.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
by Bourbon_Meyer on Apr 5, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
White on white is one of a few combos I won't touch.
Don’t know. I just feel like as soon as I bust in the door someones gonna hate on me and spill something.
...flyin ain't nothin, that's just fallin with style...
by Boozy McHound on Apr 5, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Go with khaki if you can
A lot more useful than a white/white
And we were singing, hymns and arias...
Godzilla wears jorts?
Large picture is large.
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thats "Alassippi waist size norm"
FATSTATES
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I are not good spellerer.
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I plan on wearing a pair of those this weekend. To THIS:
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Apr 5, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I haz a nostalgic
I think I’m too old for Rodeo, which is tragic.
Much easier to ignore the questionable quality of things that are covered in cheese.
UGA red pants should only be mocked when they've been washed so many times they've turned pink.
Oh, but they’re your lucky ones? Sure they are.
On a similar yet serious note, when does Project Runway return? I heard a rumor it was going to be an all-star cast.
OH I DONT KNOW BUT I HOPE SOON
I JUST CANT WA——wait a second. I’m on to you.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
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But I’m going to need more collateral than a case of Kraken.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
FACIST!
Always gotta be taking away my dreams, dontcha
"I don't think God's even obligated to touch you, if your a** would rather live in s*** than work a shovel" ~Brother Ali
See
the violence inherent in the system?
Ah, ah, ah, a pirate first with a lawyer's wasted education, and himself bound by the fiendish ties of a legal disputation.
Those who refuse non-violent reform are ensuring violent rebellion
"I don't think God's even obligated to touch you, if your a** would rather live in s*** than work a shovel" ~Brother Ali
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Ugh, picture ended up being larger than I thought. Apologies to those of you on phones.
"December-April of 2010 is basically just a blur to me, filled with lots of boobs and passing out." - stanzi's ex-girlfriend
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Even if it were good, which it’s not, buy a Bermudan owned and distributed vodka just feels wrong
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accept paypal credit card
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SAFTY & HONESTY GUARANTEE!!
FAST & PROMPT DELIVERY GUARANTEE!!
Packing: All the products are packed with original boxes and tags also retro cards/ code
numder
Features: AAA QUALITY, COMPETITIVE PRICE AND SERVICE
1) The goods are shipping by air express, such as EMS,the shipping time is in 5-7 business days
2) They are in stock now;
3) Various styles and color for clients’ choice
4) The Products are fit for most people, because of our wholesale price
ugg45$ puma gucci$35,nike jordans six ring,yeezy$%5!!
new era caps$13 gucci handbags jeans,t-shirts sunglass,caps
true religion jeans$35,ca,ed hardy jeans$35,nfl jerseys$20
LV,CHANAL,HANDBAGS$35————- http://www.shoeboxs.us/
Hope he runs fast in heels.
Too bad the camera man didn’t pan down to get a shot of his heels, and he might wanna leave those murse and heels on the sidelines come first game of the season, cuz Winn, McClellin, Baker, and Crawford will be throwing him to the ground faster then he can call for mommy and big brother.
WOW
Boise State fan, coming in HOT with a trash-talking first comment. A first for everything, I suppose.
Fish meat is practically a vegetable
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1) The goods are shipping by air express, such as EMS,the shipping time is in 5-7 business days
2) They are in stock now;
3) Various styles and color for clients’ choice
4) The Products are fit for most people, because of our wholesale price
ugg45$ puma gucci$35,nike jordans six ring,yeezy$%5!!
new era caps$13 gucci handbags jeans,t-shirts sunglass,caps
true religion jeans$35,ca,ed hardy jeans$35,nfl jerseys$20
LV,CHANAL,HANDBAGS$35————- http://www.shoeboxs.us/
Hi,Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, ( http://www.supershops.org ) Here are the most
popular, most stylish and avant-garde
shoes,handbags,Tshirts, jacket,Tracksuit w
ect…NIKE ,JORDAN SHOES 1-24,AF,DUNK,SB,PUMA
,R4,NZ,OZ,T1-TL3) $35HANDBGAS(COACH,L V, DG, ED
HARDY) $35TSHIRTS (POLO ,ED HARDY, LACOSTE) $16
New to Hong Kong : Winter Dress
NHL Jersey Woman $ 30 —-**** NFL Jersey $20 NBA Jersey $ 18 —-**** MLB Jersey $ 30 Jordan Six Ring_m $30 —-**** Air Yeezy_m $ 45 T-Shirt_m $ 15 —-**** Jacket_m $ 30 Hoody_m $ 30 —-**** Manicure Set $ 20as long as the new and old customers to buy the corresponding product on this site, both a gift, so stay tuned! !
http://www.supershops.org
http://www.shoeboxs.us/
accept paypal credit card
lower price fast shippment with higher quality ( http://www.shoeboxs.us/ )
BEST QUALITY GUARANTEE!!
SAFTY & HONESTY GUARANTEE!!
FAST & PROMPT DELIVERY GUARANTEE!!
Packing: All the products are packed with original boxes and tags also retro cards/ code
numder
Features: AAA QUALITY, COMPETITIVE PRICE AND SERVICE
1) The goods are shipping by air express, such as EMS,the shipping time is in 5-7 business days
2) They are in stock now;
3) Various styles and color for clients’ choice
4) The Products are fit for most people, because of our wholesale price
ugg45$ puma gucci$35,nike jordans six ring,yeezy$%5!!
new era caps$13 gucci handbags jeans,t-shirts sunglass,caps
true religion jeans$35,ca,ed hardy jeans$35,nfl jerseys$20
LV,CHANAL,HANDBAGS$35————- http://www.shoeboxs.us/
Hi,Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, ( http://www.supershops.org ) Here are the most
popular, most stylish and avant-garde
shoes,handbags,Tshirts, jacket,Tracksuit w
ect…NIKE ,JORDAN SHOES 1-24,AF,DUNK,SB,PUMA
,R4,NZ,OZ,T1-TL3) $35HANDBGAS(COACH,L V, DG, ED
HARDY) $35TSHIRTS (POLO ,ED HARDY, LACOSTE) $16
New to Hong Kong : Winter Dress
NHL Jersey Woman $ 30 —-**** NFL Jersey $20 NBA Jersey $ 18 —-**** MLB Jersey $ 30 Jordan Six Ring_m $30 —-**** Air Yeezy_m $ 45 T-Shirt_m $ 15 —-**** Jacket_m $ 30 Hoody_m $ 30 —-**** Manicure Set $ 20as long as the new and old customers to buy the corresponding product on this site, both a gift, so stay tuned! !
http://www.supershops.org
http://www.shoeboxs.us/
accept paypal credit card
lower price fast shippment with higher quality ( http://www.shoeboxs.us/ )
BEST QUALITY GUARANTEE!!
SAFTY & HONESTY GUARANTEE!!
FAST & PROMPT DELIVERY GUARANTEE!!
Packing: All the products are packed with original boxes and tags also retro cards/ code
numder
Features: AAA QUALITY, COMPETITIVE PRICE AND SERVICE
1) The goods are shipping by air express, such as EMS,the shipping time is in 5-7 business days
2) They are in stock now;
3) Various styles and color for clients’ choice
4) The Products are fit for most people, because of our wholesale price
ugg45$ puma gucci$35,nike jordans six ring,yeezy$%5!!
new era caps$13 gucci handbags jeans,t-shirts sunglass,caps
true religion jeans$35,ca,ed hardy jeans$35,nfl jerseys$20
LV,CHANAL,HANDBAGS$35————- http://www.shoeboxs.us/
Hi,Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, ( http://www.supershops.org ) Here are the most
popular, most stylish and avant-garde
shoes,handbags,Tshirts, jacket,Tracksuit w
ect…NIKE ,JORDAN SHOES 1-24,AF,DUNK,SB,PUMA
,R4,NZ,OZ,T1-TL3) $35HANDBGAS(COACH,L V, DG, ED
HARDY) $35TSHIRTS (POLO ,ED HARDY, LACOSTE) $16
New to Hong Kong : Winter Dress
NHL Jersey Woman $ 30 —-**** NFL Jersey $20 NBA Jersey $ 18 —-**** MLB Jersey $ 30 Jordan Six Ring_m $30 —-**** Air Yeezy_m $ 45 T-Shirt_m $ 15 —-**** Jacket_m $ 30 Hoody_m $ 30 —-**** Manicure Set $ 20as long as the new and old customers to buy the corresponding product on this site, both a gift, so stay tuned! !
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