75 words. What profound things can one say in seventy-five words? I can tell you there are rules for life.
When people start drinking shots of Jaeger, it's time to leave the room before bad things happen.
When a girl's first name is spelled incorrectly, there's a better than normal chance she's not worth the trouble.
A Notre Dame man will ALWAYS lose a "what's the dirtiest tramp stamp you've ever seen?" contest to a student at any state school.
FUCK CLEMSON WITH ALL. THE. RUM.